Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, March 14, 1903, Page 5

Be Opinions on the Gunject Held “by Edward Everett: Hale. a Edward Everett Hale taddressed Mothers and Fathers’ club of * Boston a day or two ago. He startled a *\ laws to be made, are ay < * rt 3 x now living.” 2° “Shi his audience somewhat by. saying: “Tenement houses, some ‘seventeen stories high, packed with%people and causing all kinds of “te’ jent-house icked as “kell”. Ho expressed the: hope that ‘im @ hundred from years*from now there. would » be no great’ cities, “Whst we want,” said the orator, “is to initiate our children to Jive in the open air, to. grow to love £ e country, So that they) can, know the fditterence betwetn a turnip and a. potato and “Between grass and hemldck. When » this hasbeen brought ahggt we will - Rave been converted from: the mis- * erable mechanical machine lite we are ~ MIGHT HAVE BEEN ‘WORSES* *) : Irishmen’s Philosophie Corhment on the Lose of His Legs. Gov. Odell of New York’, tells “this story of a Newburg parson:well known for the extremely optimistic view he takes of other men’s misfortunes. One day this hopeful divine was: called in to administer spiritual comfort to an Irishman who was lying in, the emer- . Bency hospital at ishkit Landing, The peor fellow had lost both legs’ in @n accident in a stone quarry, and was taking what the saintly «doctor, con- sidered an, impassioned view of -his prospects. “Come, my good man,” said the parson, cheerfully, “it’s the loss of a pair of legs, to be sure, but it’s not so bad as it® might be.” , I duno but y roight,”. Teplied the fellow mily. ‘*Twould have been a dom si ht poe if I'd been a standing in the oat Va., heiel, w ter, a rabid old along and greeted hir an imp had been friendship, in fact, he was*inclined to boast. The greet is instance was the prelude quest of a Joan of $5. “How is it,” Grid the can- didate, at when you “Want money you come to me, but when election day comes you will votesfar TY. OD- ja ponent?” “Well, you see,” -the tother # said, after a pa politically I’m op- posed to you, fi cially -I'm your friend.” Whistler's Sarcasm. There is an.inscription on a. private | built ‘for: in. former is noted for very peculiar ideas on the subject of art and tt e Weautt: ip talized qn thi: fair to th e ats passers. “that® way must * ‘seve: their own judgment. The p who eniployed his services q in,-and to revenge hiS: dis® tiatithe result he ingcriped* the follayt ng lines over. the entraitep; exdept ‘the Lord bor, in vain. that ane | iy be ‘eisdinbd ing to the'}Cracow papers’ lié was: plumber cand had. reached his. house, where he was rep: lead piping, and sustaize: which-disabled him for the * spoifed Gaines’ Oratory. 3 Jolin We, nes? latest; saith guibs * at oratory Was ma: ing while long pe claims bill. hungry when tho “man jumped up w a parliamentary “What I wish to know, comes that in this year of g) we——” “As usual,” interrupted Con- gressman O! a.year be! And adjourn th ost what Gain le ov er the as erpss” ind. | ee congress- hat he said was fove' we adjourn.” y did without sfindings, 3 wanted to ‘say.. Pierpont Morgan's Straight Talk. Pierpont Morgam was besicged?-by a group of. newspapermen in Wash- ington one day last week. They wanted to gct his opinions on some of the problems confronting Wall street. emen,” said the multi- your business is to get the news in advance regard’ ng things } I may try to do. You would be the winners 2nd I the loser, and you would thinks me Good day, gentlemen.” Jay Cooke as a Farmer. Jay Cooke, ‘the veteran finance’ rt _ owns several farms, and.| ‘it is his, pride to set before -his guests at Ogontz food that he raises himself. The mil é A - the butter, the eggs, the tomatoes, ‘mushrooms, the meat, the bread, tio. fruit, the nuts—all come, as a rule, from own farms or hothouses, and s they are,” A favor-" the - ended on sey; . ne: | of whose | he | build ne 4 “the gentleman is. | a duace for detting, you ie | Qualification Not Manes ¢ Escential to a Minister. this story relative to angthi of “the cloth,” ‘and int ‘tale must be true; “A chureh at Ataddrko wai ering the merits of a] asto? ons‘had been told that a livydnpf town had known the pastor inthmate- ly.. They went to him, and asked for a statement of the qualiftati ‘of. | the candidate. ‘Yes, I know,Byother!| —- very well,’ said the lawyer. ‘I went -to lege with him, and I at- tended a. hurch after, he: entered the *mini "He ts’ scholarly, able and eloquent and I am sure you will like him.’ The ceacons thanked the lawyer and were going away*#hen he‘ ealled to them’ is'conshgiengé Yan afterthought, ‘I don’t kyow fas’ it makes any difference,’ said he apolo- .getically,.. ‘but perhaps + 11 you ‘that he’s as ugly as h she's drunk.’ ” ok A-LITTLE TOO PREVIOUS. Boy's. Parting Shot .g she 5 ae «Was, JETitged.. } i in a pubtlé: school in ‘the northwest section jt is the custom for the. super- vising- principal to’ receive’ “Good morning” and “Good afterncon” from tite pupils on entering and leaving the school. It was rather répulsive™ for' | one boy, who evaded the custom as often as possibie! noon he saluted the principal with the startling farewell, “Gogd/the dev? il, professor,” and ran out of tHe school. The professor became very ansty, ,over, the. ajfair, and, -itought over“several plans of punishment ‘to mete | out on the following ;Monday } | g. Monday mornt Ss came, ‘and ‘bench outside “the class room, hen the | professor appeared, Ite began fo cry, and loudty -explained: -.“Oh, profess- or, don’t el me; we were’ foing to 2 fiém. bere on Friday, ard now we ain’t.”. Jt is. neegless to say he was ‘not expelled.—Philadelphia Ledger. > | Modern Scdecrows.t'%% 4, So many cases of troublesome short circuiting of electric wires have oc- curred. recently ‘by - owls, . rows, hawks, eagles, etc., lighting ‘gn the: gests the expedient of putting scare- Cros on, the, tops of, the poles, yothe elec rical inv ntors navet found Wa to he off Spee “ot the féchnical ‘trou- dlesac i i -Dutethese, ind oreat timkes | wo hfshlycharged mtly cremated iby, the'y ys ity tile Cen: dgn short.cirs,] bom W ieee ev q “Cid driest 4 @ielténed Bint- mbptingsover hiss pane out of -Ezgnty:palling, my tacenjxrteet awal 392 man doesn’t .¢@: call with post neasbies = 2 | the. fa 1 wastduilt, was “?sttuek:,front to a. height . of and a stream ot The foreman, over a hun | fire shot inte Tim McCarty, a.yell, “ We've broke up, gét up, Fitzsimmons, through into hell n Was Ready. said Mr. Meekto Mrs. Me “Henrietta,” that ithe fact that. Addams} ) before Eve indicated, that men ssume a a pane over women?” was the scmewhat i¢y rep it absurd? It simply shows that Adam | was. expected toyget: the garden“ii shape for Eve's ‘comfort, just: as “the “modern. inan kee in-the morijing; and lights the _ fire. '— Washington, Star. ee was stat arrived one Better Than the Locomotive.» | Passing the. Academy of Music one matinee day, I met. a friend coming | } Bh a is the matter,” I asked; veffectually pros sitid One Friday <“after-s",; : Pern B Tt shall be the duty tain that al tare efeetgd.or abimne. wires ‘that the Electrical Review su&- es re aimicare |’; heyesiayt forthe ate: A preacher in Tomas co tells |B - ye aes and mata. in-said mre shall ‘ber ted an on ed in a sagen suet fiiianner nd sball wBael “adath and the | g-in whieh they, h Daal as will tie thlctrig fire théro fi 4 shalt be erected ul manner ald be’ fastened vy wire or its equivalent so as to be secure,spermanent and safe; and no stove pipe shall puss through the roofor wall of any building whatsoever, except as herein- ufter provided. Secuon 3. All buildings in, .Which fires Ea be had or miiniafoed for “nny purpose 11 be provided’ with aid haveeonstructed whin them x chiniiey or chimmeys, con- pict of rick and mortar or its equiv aleng. ew icl, said chimnoyg shall extendgpug, | "tlirdugh the roof thereof or up along) the side thereof and intawhich. zllstove pipes erect- ed ‘und ma eatte in safdtbuilding shall pass direct; snd: all, such chimneys shall be of sufficient’ size. and dementions as to adcom- modute all stove splay need in ssid bailding aad ‘2 furnish'dnatt and capacity to carry off alls: noke and heat; without danger £0 the building from fire, To any such chimneys there shal] be-connected ‘no more stove pipes consistent with safetyfrom fire to ea apesaeticne ea ee ae jap Brena cont BB beynads in aecres rates an eet “Bins ei and must bp paid, by the 10th lay of the. eee ee: fhutin which the current is need poanenee it not so pad and ~ sum of fifty sone Shall then be added:to ‘the bill.as a » The vil reserves the right to Risconhest itS mains from any delin; Ht premise$ and will Lani one Uollar 4 for re- ; connecting. Sectign2, This ordi ‘ings shall take effect and be in force from and Yfter its passage and publivation, P. the pret eiiige. resi “PRED ARI hee Village Kecostior; ted Marth 2. 1903. ° At test:. nt to Village Pagnident for approval ], pt Ordered published ) Megch Baas ma EDA. KIN NG, + Willage Ree: Notice'of ppteaion For I STATE'OF ai aia ~-County of Itascu. Village of farand Rapid: Notice is hereby given that a: have been made in we ie: council of said village %f ‘Gran Re filed in my office, praying for Ticenee. Jntoxicating ie for, ean term. « on Jartuary 8th, 1903, fund © ter , by the following haga Z places, as. od wefan wis dbuilding. Section 4.,).xqStove'pipe shall pass through | any pantition wail imeang such’ ui cept the same be passed through a suffi {pipe safe” or “thimble” of sufficient @imen- | sion ‘to ‘protect 'sifid we and building from fire therefrom, 3 of tht Fires Wi arden. of said-village or his. dear, 10 en 1d for | ty are herehygutho ablertimes duglne + A sani ot nes | itai any time | id ‘deputy shall | dor stove pipes | ro constructed in s of this drdinance lany manner not ss. he hue been Complied wit! ne warden or h over that fire is mn Violation’of t or that suid pro’ removed Sand -in, provisions. of 2 2 said person f- *hdition » the cou formity with eecaniy it é and to “place Idiag! in the amatters i bed .in this ordinguice in, nd ta make yi apa suid stove pi aid Rudpaiios bysaecboviat } us’ hie shall deem it'nec- 2 At any. time said Ai scovet that any of the'p re’ being vidluted he | unipaiens: 7 dais: - Py nro-fully paid but 13, MOEastwood’s Black Stallion Broun te enry emt cis eegh fees on | the first floor of the building situated on lot 19, in block 19, in the orginal townsite of nd Bapids, illnge counei of nd Rapidsatthe council room halt ini said vel } nd day of M: of that day! y band and: a of this ud iby of Mareh, A. D., (« i Notice of First} Mectine of Grediters he United State: In the Distriet Court: o fe strict of Mina he Fifth Divisio: jatter of Charles Kearuey. bankrupt, 1 Dapkruptey, Ll eeu Grand fea mids, Te. the con unty “of, I Districta d, a batkrapt: the city of Duly A.D. 3903,.at_ 10 o'¢locls feta the ‘said . appein tu trustee, d transact such othe business d meeting. * Itasea County Horsemen of this’ ¢ounty are much, Preased with, the eadeent of “nlagni fi- tuittber of colts ek ale cand eae he is like, his sire and grand dam: - | neck, high head, ey | Bathe ‘ anuitier’, | Inis ‘ig Behe lage guid. ody, deep silk, and py: Beaver Dam Bo: ‘YEwese ee vals te agli Ab ise. ‘aanet Seaiaey _bo and- the game is yg amended adopted: Meter rates: 1 how. Vorage use of carrent ‘por , per Kk Towatt hour. 2 hours’ averege use ot current per day. $ .15 «= ” per kilowatg hour, 3 hi ee average use of current per day, $13 higHowatt hour. NBs ‘average tsi or eats boos ged 3.12 tf 7 Raney esis om Fort current per day, $..99 Jowatt hour, een of current: per day, $.085 r kilo yt, 9 ieaset ge roe Newat current per day, $.080 4 per kilowatt hour, # hours’ average uso of cu trent per day, $075 pevkilowatt hour. a wy prernge. mee of current ‘perday, 2.070 ilowatt h ohmore ‘hours’ average use of current per day, 3.065 per iatoiae hour, : acartial bole rates are to be determi ned b_ directrinterpolation; for example: 5:8 hou: Ergmesnee: current bee sie 2.105 pent KO se of nt penny thea eyeraee See ore capaci urren cellars,” closets oF attic: x oped ay, are (Sel averaging les MS soe oe ones ty rete ree 4 “| answer the. complaint of the plaintiff in the it Boy = ce ir ec Sn ud g¥z0 ni sop Pers Ii the 2: pote fin ot se ae Tennis Tani Against A Mollie en Olark, defendant. | The State‘of Miinesota to the above named defendant: You are he-eby si above entitled action, which complaint | is hereto attached *and**nerewith served- upon yon, and to serv: opy, of. our answer to sald conrpluint on the Subscriber at his office Witt be contsidered de- | Jorg |* sees ie; ‘Cream, Drinks, a. ‘Tobaccgs,* / ie Chaice. Lines 0} Gigars, * Grand Rapids, “- Minn.” THIRD 8T., Opp. Depet. + sneaensonsanensasssssese® 4 Rea Egsoneenssosssennessasessa i > me giosveertennes sosonnneoon PRORRINTOR: wt) } Pionesi fac | : ; LELAND. AVENU teaueqenesbereanesoanaHs| “First National Bank, Grand Rapids, Minn. D RA APIDS, ¥ ansacts a General Banking Business. | Wh genet payin nb _ ie 5: cede. city water,.ia bes Stone fouridation un Price $900. B ; >We also have many: desirable resi? monthly* payments.’ ‘Call and get prieés.* * - FARM LANDS at. prices and térms that will sell on sight. . Bt Reish's-Remer Land Go. in the village of Kooghich: county Of Itasca, within thirey dayseirtrthe service of this summons upon you, exclusive of the day of such service, and if yoti fail to answer to said com) pages within the-time. aforesaid, the plaintiff in this tietion. eal" ‘apply to tha court for the relict Gempud dis in-said. com- Ltint, en the costs ‘and disbursements of is Take notice, further that this is an_action for divoxee wbated St Roochiching, Mind, Fob, 12, A. D. 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