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Not Reassuring. “Now, Jane, you must be very care- ful with this cloisonne vase; I don’t know that it would break if it droppéd, but of course it won’t do to take any chances.” “Don’t worry about it, ma’am. I'll soon find out.”—Cleveland Plain | Dealer. j Ask Your Dealer For Allen’s Foot-Ease. A powder. It rests the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sere, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Allen’s Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At all Druggists and Shoe stores, 25 cents. Ac- cept no substitute. Sample mailed Free. | Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. Citiman—So you've got a servant girl at last? is Subbubs—Yes. Citiman—White or black? Subbubs—Green, very green. | How? By soothing and subduing the pain, that’s the way Neuralgia Price, 25c, and 50c. {1,000 places in the country. A UNITED SCANDIA. ‘A Poetic Appeal to the Scandinavians by the Great Linguist, G. Sauer- wein. In the name of Scandia be it As free Europe fain would see it; Scandia by no discord blighted, Seandia, brotherly united, | Seandia free and Scandia great, Warding off the shafts of fate, Warding off disunion’s bane, Striving to be one again; One in love and brotherhood, One, as noble poets would; One in freedom, right and truth, Aye, be one, fair Scandia’s youth. In the name of Scandia be it As free Europe fain would see it. Don’t you hear the storms awaking? Don’t you see the billows breaking? | Whirlpools yawning deep and deeper, | Threatening every careless sleeper, Who, when warned by wave and gale, Does not rise to reef his sail; Scandia, Europe’s fairest flower, | Scandia, freedom’s firmest tower, Think of storms with which vain strife, Ev’n for Europe, might be rife. In the name of peace and love, Hear God’s warning from above. In the name of Scandia be it As free Europe fain would see it. Don’t you feel? One blood is stream- ing. Don’t you see? One mind is beaming | In the Norse, the Swedish brother Whom God framed to love each other. Don’t you feel? Vain strife is lost | In the breath of Pentecost; | Whitsuntide-like, under heaven, Talk the tongues which God has given; Emulating—Norman, Swede— Who in mind shall take the lead; Each to his own being true, Give your brother what’s his due. In the name of Scandia be it As free Europe fain would see it. Think of all that still unites you; It’s a dream that now benights you; Think of mind’s deeds ever glorious, Of ideas that, victorious, In you both must be the same. Save, oh, save that sacred flame, Do not quench its growing life With the dregs of lowering strife. Bid each cank’ring worm depart, Reconcile each brother’s heart, Work in honor, e’re combined, Swedish and Norwegian mind. In the name of Scandia be it As free Europe fain would see it. —G. Sauerwein. (Dr. Georg Sauerwein is a German philologist who, in addition to being | able to compose verses in thirty-eight | different languages and dialects, has | distinguished himself by his keen in- | terest in the promotion of interna- tional peace. album of greetings in thirty languages and prepared a peace album for Queen | Victoria in thirty-eight languages, but | declined to forward it owing to the outbreak of the South African war. |He has been a determined for to na- tional: and racial hatreds, and the en- ! native | forced use of other than speech. Thus he espoused the cause of the Czechs and the remnants of |the Wends and, Lithunians in Ger- | many. Having lived about six years | in Gudbrandsdal, Norway, he is a master of Norwegian as well as Guds brandsdalsk, which he speaks as cor- rectly as any Doel. In fact, he has published a collection of poems in the Doyre dialects. Dr. Sauerwein is one of the warmest advocates ‘of Scandi navian unity in the world.) WORRYING OVER POLITICS. Norway and Sweden Are Still Nego- tiating as to a Budget. The question of Norway’s share in the foreign office budget has been con- sidered by the Norwegian council of state, whereas the question has here- tofore been considered only by the joint Swedish-Norwegian council. "Zhe change was made upon the initiative of President Bernor of the storthing, who has complained that the former | method was most unsatisfactory. A meeting of the Swedish and Nor- | » | Wegian commission, which is working out a plan for separating joint con- ay sular service, was held on Feb. 12. z The Swedish section presented the | guarantees which Sweden would de- mand in the event of separation. The demands will be further considered at @ subsequent meeting. RELIEF OF NORRLAND. Schoo! Children in Southern Sweden Give Aid to Northern Part of the Kingdom. The collections in Sweden for the | benefit of the needy children in Norr- | Jand (Northern Sweden) have now | been concluded and amounted to over 22,300 crowns. At. a-low estimate in these collections, divided between The mon- ey will be used to purchase clothing and shoes and partly for feeding the hungry children. Demands of Workingmen. A convention of Norwegian work- ingmen was held last month at Lille- hammer with eighty delegates in at- tendance. The political prografii adopted demands a sepdrate foreign service for Norway, insurance against incapacity for work, insurance for sickness, direct election of members of the storthing.. In case the stor- thing does not adopt at its present ‘session the proposed laws relating to workingmen’s bank, it will go on the election program. He sent to the Oriental- | ist congress at Stockholm in 1889 an } NORWAY’S FRIEND TO RESIGN. Reputed Intention of Sigurd Ibsen, Member of Swedish Ministry. A Christiania correspondent writes that Sigurd Ibsen, who is probably thé most important political ‘person- age in Norway at the present time, will resign from the ministry. He adds that Ibsen’s detision is of great political importance because, under existing conditions, it is most unlike- dy that the burning question of sepa- rate consular service for Norway yill be settled without his assistance. It is pointed out that he is the only member of the ministry in whom full confidence is had by those on the Nor- wegian side who are liberally inclined, and that, as the consular question has gradually taken precedence over all others, his position, on account of his good judgment and intimate knowl- edge of the leading men of Sweden, has grown more and more important. If his retirement shouid be confirmed it is intimated that the consular ques- tion will remain open indefinitely. As the crown prince regent is now in Christiania, and as he is somewhat of the strenuous type of men, repre- sented most prominently by our Pres- ident Roosevelt, it is possible the con- sular qupestion may even be solved without Herr Ibsen. SAVE AKERS CHURCH. Only Relic of the Middle Ages in Christiania. Akers church in Christiania, a relic | of the middle ages and the days of St. | Olaf, is showing some dangerous cracks in the walls and steps must he taken to save the venerable structure. Just how old the church is no one | knows, but it appears in history as the chureh for Vingulmark in 1080, It was rescued from destruction fifty years ago when Akers’ communal board decided to raze the building on account of its dangerous’ condition. There was a general outcry in Chris- tiania against the plan and the com- mune bought the sacred building for 32,000 kroner, one-half of which was contributed by private persons. The church was restored and has since been in-use. It is the only relic of the middle ages which has been pre- served in Christiania. Venerable Hat Factory. Henrik Dorsch, whose hat factory is one of the largest establishments in Copenhagen, celebrated on Feb. 12 the 150th anniversary of the founding of the business. It was originally es- tablished by Doersch’s_ great-great- grandfather at Odense in 1753, and descended from father to son. The | headquarters were removed in 1889 to | Copenhagen, but the old factory is | still in operation at Odense. | | King Getting Better. « | King Oscar and his son, Prince Eu- | gen, who were represented some time | ago-as being in an almost hopeless ; condition, are improving. The king | is at Saltsjoban with intimate friends | and +his condition is very satisfactory. ! Prince Eugen has so far improved that he is able to be dressed daily and move about in his chamber. Status of Swedish Women. In the second chamber of the Swed- ‘ish riksdag there has appeared a bill for a bill establishing the legal status | of women. In many respects she is ! on much the same footing as a minor, | a condition not in harmony with mod- j ern civilization, Norway and Den- mark have established the sexes on a | footing of equality, and the proposed Swedish measure is similar to theirs. Interior Swedish Railway. The committee appointed by the | Vester Norrland landsting to consider the matter of constructing an interior railway line from Jemtland to a point }on the Lulea-Gellivare railway, has | proposed that the new line shall begin at Lofberga in Jemtland and extend be Stenkallen, Hoting, Rorstrom and | Dorotea. Other routes have been | suggested, but the committee thinks | they will not prove so profitable. i | Cowing the Danes. | Anders Lebeck, a Danish editor at , Apenrade, Schleswig, has been fined | 100 marks by the Prussian authorities for “distributing an inflammatory | Danish song.” The song is one which is a favorite in gymnasiums in Den- mark and simply encourages the Dan- ish youth to take physical exercise. FROM OVER THE SEA. Last year 10,408 persons emigrated | from Denmark, 9,869 to America. Of the emigrants, 1,992 were Swedes. Varnamo, Sweden, proudly an- nounces: that it has now over 1,000 inhabitants, adding naively that the exact number is 1,001. A farmer in Ostbox parish, Sweden, | who recently had a son baptized, | named him Roosevelt. The farmer | formerly lived in America for a short | time. | In Christiania, two youths, about twenty years of age, made a wager as ; to who could d:Qik the most liquor. After one of them, with only a few minutes’ intermission, had drunk | three ale glasses full of brandy, he | fell from+hischair and died within an | hour. ' 4 | Two other citizens of Christiania made a wager as to who could eat 'most. One of them succeeded in a | short while to eat an entire beefsteak, but then it was over with him. He suddenly turned blue in the face and expired in a few minutes from an at- tack of apoplexy, _ ee A Vast Number of Kidney Suffering _ CoLumsus Crry, Ta., Feb. 10, 1903. —I received the sample package of Doan’s Kidney Pills and took them according to directions. They did me so much good, I procured a 50-cent box at the drug store and have been greatly benefited. I had the backache so bad I could hardly walk ; also had urinary troubles, that caused me to get up two and three times of a night. I am all right now. Long may Doan’s Pills Byes oy truly, A. C. Sipe. 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