Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, February 28, 1903, Page 7

a % _ stories high, ‘packed with causing all kinds: of” te n Jaws to be’-made, are as. ~ hell.” - He expressed’ the hope that : a in a hyndred from yearsfrom now thére would’ be no “treat cities; “What we want,” said the orator, “is: to initiate our children to live in the “open ait, to grow to love ‘the ‘country, so that they can know the difference between a turrip and: a potato, and between grass and hemlock. When this has been brought. about we- will” have been converted. from: the, mi “erable mechanical machine life we’ are now living.” MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE. irishmen's Philosophic Comment -on the Loss of His Legs. Gov. Odell of New York, tells this story of a Newburg parson well known “for thé extremely optimistic. .view he | nto Daniel Webster. © an old negro who was noted 5 of antebellum days. To him 4 y Came a rather pompous mem- “ gresey who ‘Tesembled some of the fa mous forersie of old only in his capacity, for ardent spirits. He had his customary cargo aboard and was irclined ‘to be colloquial. So he ad- : dressed the old’ negro patronizingly: | -“Uncle Daniel, T understand that you used to know Webster, Clay, Calhoun | and all the celebrated statesmen of | before-the-war times.” “Oh, yas, sub; | I 'members dem all,” responded the | -old negro, “Well, Daniel, I have been | told that I look liké Daniel Webster. . *Can you see any resemblance?” “Well, | 70 Suh; yo’ does ’mind me pow’ful has ved Webstah in some. respecks.” | “tide In waat particulars do I, re- | mind sYou of Daniel Webster?” in- quired «the row thoroughly flattered | statesman. “Mos” ly in de bref, suh,” pespenaes: Daniel; “mos‘ly in de bref.” ye END OF A CAMPAIGN. takes of other men’s misfortunes, One day this hopeful divine was called’in to administer spiritual comfort toygan 3 Irishman who was lying in the ‘emer- gency hospital at Fishkill Landing. | The poor fellow had lost both legs; ip, an accident in a stone quarry, and was. taking what the saintly doctor con, sidered an impassioned view of -his prospects. ‘Come, my good man,;’*. said the parson, cheerfully, “it’s _ the loss of a pair of legs, to be sur but it’s not so bad as it might b “Shure, I dunno but you're roig replied the fellow glumly. “’Twould have been a’dom sight worse if I'd been a chorus girl.” For and Against. Several days before the last’ election one of the Democratic candidates was standing in the corridor of a Reading, : i“ Anniversary. er, Things had not always run oil- | ‘siiodth” in the couple's domestic life; fact, rather the reverse. ‘ Both were self-willed, each.’ with strong opinions.” But the .thirtieth anniver- sary of thejr,wedding-had arrived and they’ ‘detided to “kiss and make up” once and@:for all,” and to celebrate the Bécasion fittingly invited a houseful got friends‘atid relatives. A pair of ir- Ofinioh’cf Relatives ag to a Wedding | | | represgible:; brothers-in-law were ts among the guests. sae Said Brother-in-law No. 1: “What | on earth has gotten-into the old pair, and why are they: waking such a‘fuss over each other?” “Because this is the thirtieth anni- versary of their pete of, course,” vith baie No. 2. i k Va., hotel, whea a well-known «harac- ter, a rabid old Republican, came along and greeted him effusively. The latter was an impecunious fellow, andj” it, seems,"had been befriended on sev- eral occasions by the other, of whose friendship, in fact, he was inclined to boast. The. greetizg in this instance was the ‘prélnde, to the request of.a loan of $53 ow is it,” said the can- ’ didate, “that when you"want nioney day comes you will yote for ‘aay Yop- | ponent?? “Mell, you see,” the other fter ‘a pause, “politically £1 Em op- posed “tb” you, femerciatty” “Tm your _ friend; “0 os RS Whistler’s Sarcacm. «"There*ts an*tnséription on 4 private dwelling housg, in Chejsea, bufit for the painter Whistler by Godwin. ‘The former js ‘noted for very peculiar ideas “on the subject of art and the beauti- ful, and whethe~ the criticism’ imnior- cture el just and their own who. employe with Godwin, ard to-re appointment at the 1 the followiig> Thnes< the. eairanes- | door: “Es ‘d build :, the, house, they‘ This house wa! i ‘you come, tg..me,-but when lection thi F cing; masi¢r, ss roeaye $150 from 4 “H'm,” said NO. T; “the end of the Thirty. Years’ ‘War, go. to’ speak.” | The “ez” of the Turks. | Until'a few years. agp Fez;-the cap: | ital of Morocco, whereithe sultan has been besieged lately, “PY: the pretender “te his throne, had_ Practically a mon- opoly in. the manufacture of the. Pars: | j ish national head fied atter isthe i o1 S it Svas4 supposed that wil crimson coler:of the ened Seah cap could: bé“obtained oily cby- usin the dye made from:a -€@értain berry largely: growtiFin neighborhood of the city: e. ber is also meh uséd in the: dyeing’ of 'm: Tocco. leagher. Now, choweVer, “france and y, and to a certain extent Austria, actively compete with Fez for what is still a very lucrative trade. Be Ek BR ’ What-is’a “Jambists”? &. Washington ‘Lobb,*a Paris dan- 34] Lot receive ¢ pe dan é ns; society: ™ Woies his leisure nours+by ac’ ing. “asap auxiliary. -at-a~se76o0lsof dai cing,.. Witere <he ‘is always swilling * to it want jot a_partrer. He furnishes -his‘ Services ‘t6 ‘the dancirg schogl gratui- tously, ‘but,.sometimes the “j There has just been buried at Lodz’ in Poland, a centenarian named Jacole- Belcher, for whom a “record” might almost certainly beclaimed. Accord-.|- ‘ ing to the Cracow papers he -was;ar plumber and had reached -hig- 116th » year. That alone should carry ‘him high in the list of “Old Farrs,” but. factif fact it be—which is probably without precedent is that at the age of 112 he was still following his trade. ‘At this time he fell from tie rocf of a house, where he was repairing some lead piping, and sustained injuries which disabled him for the past three years. Spoiled Gaines’ Oratory. . John Wesley Gaines’ iatest attempt at oratory was made the other’ even--4 ing while the Kcuse was tired after a |: long parliamentary tangle. over the claims bill. Eve-ybody was cross;anjl hungry when the Tennessee congress. man jumped up ¥ a® parliam “What I comes ‘And’ adjow: out what .¢ F sént out by? thegfresh air find forsa day in the country” There were qu 0 He -méets ‘with a richyoung heiress school. and. marriage results. Peeled, Chickens. Soke rs to: thé countty | rested last ‘sum- \ of some children, ” were Very mt “mer-by ‘the .rem: a number of them playing ‘about. a pretty farmhouse one. day, wh¢n' some passer-by stopped and, began: ‘ta ‘talk 3 to ‘chem » “Bid you’ ever. séervany ; “* tthe lawn. s0h; = eldest, . Wisehirewith ¢ Of THis” hhead,. Swe’ vefalways seen: *em— lot oni 2 pouentiiit was aftert thiey | was in Washington a few | ollections of all the famous comparatively recent Con- |’ smember, Avorts righ tioned. A foolish consisteyey ts* t THE MAID MEANT Laces tion to himeelt. recetitly by a bitter -D. Rockefeller. Dr. Bas wis lebrated at the University of Wis- consin’ for his absent-mindedness. iy stories are told of him in this ents of the-freshman class. .Lem- ouade: was served during the evening, : andjwaen the maid—an innocent crea- ture tray ‘fresh from. Ireland—handed’ the it ne r, he put out. his then, forgetting what tly: aor és wiile he talked warmly But the maid misunder- iscom's “hesitation. She at she would help him out A scaler 8. eee who was defeated 'for four years? little pages, f . ine: house. “The mem: ber was constantly doing little tifings to please oy,:of whom ae was very fond. When the® mémber ~ returned '-this win'er the pake seemed .to-be un- aware of his éxjstence. He neyer vis- ited him, and fajied to ‘ake luncheon with him, as fe had often dong, mystified, ‘ealldd him ‘ona lay and inquired~ the, reason “tor the réakirg off of ‘the*f riendship. * ‘Well, it’s this ay,” replied’ the page, “You have“been defeated, and 0 Se: am” only playing SavONiveys: 80,-you | see, I can’t be bothered with a any more.” f * _ A Question for Teactters. * who will tell me what is't of/0?* Is it “os” or Yoes”? Tomatoes. is the plural of sarnaty *stilletos: is said ae be the ping of stillette.» Here some» ~éxampl S of {pbapiatency Potato, potatoes, aesroe ry Be vehi 4 ede, toe, toes; can ‘edt alto, altos; * woleano, a. jolcano atte fest, pro,prag; tyro, 3} WO, ee {be- ta¥o, o avOR; pafeietiog paliiete grotto, grottdes;-duello, § 220; vargoes; libretto, Bretton You’may have observed. that a and’ mighty Wictionaries ° avoid’ giving the plurals; ito, , and to ‘ers endin; an ealieerdh “auth he, pleases® ghotld never:be’ bes: Lb ¢ ‘Schwan Eatly Showed "A shdrow Carnegie. recently Story on himself. He said some zgo he wanted to cross.a méuptail Pennsylyania, and a youngster, rather hardy appearance offére take him. over for 50 cents, Carnegie ithought the price tog great, and -told thé boy he would pay him only.25 cents. After a long argument, in which, each stuck to his price, the dpa. youngster’ won out, and Mr. Carnegie. says he allowed the lad to collect the 50 cents, not because the trip* was worth it, but because he had to get on the other side of the mountain. “I predicted that the boy . would some NI ey .make a fortune,” said Mr. Care ie, “and he has. His is. arles M. ° Schwa 4, Correemenaaaes: New York Sun. name -Old-Timestocks in England. ig expressed by a mag: rd, England, that cer; ‘ould be done bz. at Havering-atte- miles from Strat- Sping post and scill receiv ing his cas; * “food that he raises himself. The milk, - te group of 4 5 ain ‘own farms or hothcuses, an Picrppnt t d permen in Wash- ington one day week. They, *‘wanted to, get his opiridns on som of the problems confronting Wai street. “Gentlemen,” said the multi- millionaire, “your business is to get; news and print it; mire is to.do things if I can. Now, suppose I gave you e news in advance regarding things may try to do. You would be the ; winners and I the loser, and you would 4 think me a dunce for letting you. win. Good. day, gentiemen.” fi Cooke as a Farmer." Jay | Cooke, | the, veteran | ‘financier, owns: several farms, and it is his-pride 10, et before his ‘guests at Ogontz he eggs, tite tomatoes, tl the meat, the bread, 't » BS a& Tule,» the butter, t mushrooms, the nuts—all very fine specimens they are. A favor- ; the famous financier the a } torted, ‘Yes, and ' your ‘hoor «would ~ Nery Neat t Retort, At-a recent banquet a prominent Irish Jawyer related a very clever re- | =tort‘on a ease, Where, whem first elect- ; ed, he was assigned to’a room in a crowded Kotel with a newly arrived son of the Emerald Isle. “Tainking to joke him, I said, ‘If you had remained in the sld country,, it wouldit have been a jong time befoye you Would have slept with a judge,’ My companion re-’ have been a long time” in the old coun- try “ before they'd’ have. made, you a juuge.’” A, Possible ee 5 “My dear!” said a, frightened hus- hand ix the middie of the night, shak- f ing. his wife,. where did you put .that “bottle “of strychnine?” “On- the seit next to the peppepitint.”: “Oh, Lord!” INTENTIONAL DUPLICATE EXPOSURE .Mrs. the next eleve! DP? D! ‘mobil cerned, @ motier’s rorve is as | as her love. A lady called up th telephone exchange _ yesterday mornirg, says an hange, and made this"témarkable request: “Say, Cen- tral, I want to go over to Mrs. Smith’s tor a while and I have no one to leave ; the baby with. So I have put her crib_ right in front of the telephone ‘aid 1. will leave the rece#ver' down. If you hear “Wer crying please call me up at’ Sinith’s.”¥'Th8 shock of this ré- quest “was sO, great ‘that Central dropped her gun and. said, “Bysy” to Pes who called up. = penta : fives —— Office in Marr Building. — Dr. John Bascom, ex -oreltkis ot th University of Wisconsin, drew at- ‘dn the businéss methods of : One of the stories concerns a | ation that he once gave to the | jj sti eral ‘migutes “among. The wood on Trout ake, © This: magnifi- .{ ¢entanimal wili:get.a number of colts next season in this. vicinity. .” —Washington, whieh‘ the culprit | nterbury, has | e the welfare of ker child -is | 4 ity of Itasca, In Disttict Court, Fifteontir Judi-ial District ‘The State of Minnesota, to the .above-named |. defendant: Irving Rhodes, Plaintiff, . “ Versus Lottie Rhodes, Defendant. You are hereby emmmoned snd regnived to ; auswer the complaint of the plaintiff in the | above entitled action. which “ts on file in the office of the clerk of sid court at. , his office in the village of Grand on Itusca* county, Minnesota, and. serve a copy. of your answer to salt complaint on the subscriber at his office in the village of Grand Rapids in said county of Itasca within thirty days after the service mous upd& you. exclusive of the jay,of such service, and if you fail to answer complaint within the time aforesaid. the ipeee in this action will apply to the court ‘or the relief demanded in the said complaint with the costs and disbursements of this action. Take notice, farther. thatthis action is an action, for divorce. Dated, February 11, 1902. c.L, PRATT, Attorney for Plaintiff, Grand Rapids, Itasca county, Minn. ey Notice of Application for. Liquor Licence. STATE OF sot tagan't ‘SS. County of Itaseu, Village of Grand Rapids. ey Notice is hereby given, thit Appiieattods have been made in writing to the village council of suid village of Grand Rapids and filed in my office, praying for license to-sell Jntoxicating liquors for the term commencing on January 8th, 1903, and terminating: on .| Jantary 8th, 1904, by ‘the following person, and at, th fullowing places. us,Stated in said applichtion. respectfully, to- wit: the first floor of the building’ situated on lot 19, in block 19, in the original ‘téwnsite of Grand Kapids. Said application will be heard and deter- mined by suid village council uf the village of | Grand Rapidsatthe council room in the village | hall in said village of Grand Rapids, in Ltusca county, und state af Minuesota on Monday, nd day of March, «A. D., 1903, at 8 o'clock - of that day, thess my hand and seal of Grand Rapids this 2ud day of-March, A. D., 1903. ty). “Dp. M_ GUNN; President. | Notiee of First, Meeting of Creditors Tn the District Court of the United. States s the Fifth Division, District of Minne: in bankruptcy. To thee creditor of’ Charles, Grand Hapids, 4 the counts District xi ankrup' Notice is herely tnat on the 29th da of January A. D.4908. the said Charlés Kear- ney ee he! cate ced-bankrupt; and thae tho poatin ge hts credstors will be at f vom 4 nl he Ban, Buildiiig. ite rigs on the 20h day of Fei ru ee @@lovk in the foreneon. at which me the -'satd.4ored "prove tf Sue chara ‘the’ba: as cate ibarthey, of Qf Hascay und ditors may gion: J Tappoteu t ‘Xamine ns#et such othe baalees ite before sald mectl tng, an 100 : “ee Itasca Spans, j Stuieii of “this. coubty, are much df With. the aglvent. ot Paul | Sprague” to the.farm 6fJ! M. East- ay He is a beautiful jet black, 6 years 1old, 15+ hands high; weighing 1,075 | pounds. In style and form he is much like His sire and grand. dam: long neck, yhigh head, eyes Jarge and bright, short’ back. long body, deep shoulders, has hairas fisie 4s silk, and his: appearance is exceedingly grace- ful. Pedigree:--Paul Sprague was sired by Beaver Dam Boy,,whio is registered in Wallace's American ‘Trotting Register -No, -.10,364; ‘he’ sired by Badger Rprague, No. 1,097; dum Luce K.,. by. Swigert No. 650. © Badger Sprague - v4 rague No. 444, swho. also Sptugue, (2:18, 4 | Dlaging: bim.at the lhigad: eapeed ucing * usta lfions « Of. eayer Dati “Boy, Badger Girl “ea 292)! By Black & lying. Olo ud ae ai; Gov Dam, Bell Branggn: Eads its bandas | he“ ¥ Mie £0) HetaT dot ee ing. in suid equity? thirty days after the service” upon ‘yout oe tal eservice und ity no Bag to said ori plaint-withtn fi the plaig i ‘tin this acti court ith eee cone aint, fe costs>aind tdi: ane ce ths suett pi : 5 fendant: | er tice that Aen a veces Woh: “Hs watsiiy ‘ Atto! i aa a i Matte K CHAS. M. STORCH, sys id Teenie | tieled ae. ie clerk _Bupids, in PuYSICI AN. AND SURGEON SRE EAE ERR AE SARE Ms EE perrrr leury Logan, in the west ;fiont room on j. In Hid waatten of Charles Kearney. banker ' Rétercet inf Bhinkraptcy. 4 pm Hastwood's Black Stallion Brought : to} ~ thie “2530 ‘clas 88) j}. »Smail en a ae , Fruits, deevansnsssseesessnseensd Confectionery, * Ice Cream Soda, “lee Cream, . Tobaccos, Grand Rapids, - Minn: THIRD ST., Opp. Depot. Drinks, : “4 .A Masterpiece of Distitation “Tt is absolutely free from fore- ign ingredients. Its boquet scomes solely from the grain, and the amber color from the oak in. ‘which it is kept. gevendeosesneasceoonoage ; seeeneeeser seegesegse ones NA. PAONAULT ¢ OB00O2G 202888 ‘PROPRIFTOR Your Piiceenee. Solicited: LELAND AVENUE. ererert tert tr 7? -# Real age has accomplished vand taken the place of exper6 blending, and the addition o fla oring Oils, prune juice,sacch- | gine, glyceritte, etc., which is_ Qfeent Oe to. make new whisky Pylafapl ee wel a fete: ; : io rit ural, nike, nevis t article ... Barber | SB aipctiied ta tree tooking rade pure article. Shn Hepfel one ~- Sole ere LIME. CEMENT encom tiite Finish in Steneieg Sp Etc.. ai tiie 1 Gladstone, or a d wil lpring i a t (aseretpaty A Alisaice Office: Ger . SPEAR ATTORNEY GRAND RAPIDS, White | Ware Ss. F. : PRICE’ |" LAWY ERS, (Office Over Metzger’s Meat Market). . GRAND. RAPIDS, MINN. AT LAW er GRAND RAPIDS). - bios B. cia, “Farmit g. Lands. ~ Pene Stunpage Bought. And 815-816 Torry Building Dututh, Minn ABSTRACTS ‘OF PETLE. GEORGE THAYER CONTRACTOR : AND » ‘BUILDER, ‘Stine Walls, Cisterns and: Chimneys |. » . Built. - fe Corners lot 450x140 ‘in i ficughtays Pent with small house, asd goad garden for sale cheap if £ilee gpayftient and easy vehms on ‘i +8900. 1s6: ots tha cot iat ong pe ‘Remer Land Cnc. a “Practical Plasterer, ey Grard Rapids, Mi Call at Residence. an Sleeper Opposite J. J. Deeker. a renee foundation under, hous ay desi DEFECTIVE PAGE GRAND RAPIDS. nn. © ys? (Pine, and Fa bit ‘atile, . bowsht: Ons ~andl eel he core Me! an lars sLovtiitet