Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, February 28, 1903, Page 6

Positive Opinions on the by Edward “Everett Dr. Edward Everett the Mothers and Fathers’ Boston a day or two.ago. He, his audience. ‘somew: “Tenement © houses, ne seven’ apo: got itase stories high, packed i causing all kinds of* pat ip Jaws to be'-made, are as Power as hell.” He expressed the hope that ~ in a hyndred from yearsfrom now thére would be no -$reat cities; “What we want,” said the orator, “is: to initiate our children to live in ;the re eae open ait, to grow to love the country, so that they can know the difference between a turnip and: a ‘potato, and between grass and hemlock. When this has been brought. about we- will have been converted. from: the, mig; erable mechanical machine life Weare now living.” MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE. trishmen’s Philosophic Comment the Lose of His Legs. Gov. Odell of New York, tells this story of a Newburg parson well known ‘for the extremely optimistic . view he takes of other men’s misfortunes, One “on day this hopeful divine was called’in f to administer spiritual comfort toan Irishman who was lying in the ‘emer- gency hospital at Fishkill Landing. The poor fellow had lost both legs, ip, an accident in a stone quarry, and was taking what the saintly doctor con, sidered an impassioned view of his prospects. “Come, my good man;~ said the parson, cheerfully, “it’s the loss of a pair of legs, to be sufe, but it’s not so bad as it might be.’ “Shure, I dunno but you're roigat,” replied the fellow glumly. ‘“’Twould have been a'dom sight worse if I'd been a chorus girl.” For and Against. Several days before the last’ election one of the Democratic candidates was standing in the corridor of a Roading, Va., hotel, whea a well-known “harac- ter, a rabid old Republican, came along and. greeted him effusively. The latter was an impecunious fellow, and,” it seems,"had been befriended on sev- eral occasions by the other, of whose friendship, in fact, he was inclined to boast. The_greeti-g in this instance was the ‘pr de to the request of:a Joan of $5 ‘ow is it,” said the can- * didate, “that when you"want nioney you come. tg..me,-but when election day comes you will yote for ‘wmafy Pop- | ponent?” “Mell, you see,” the other fter ‘a pause, “politically. 2m op- posed “tb” you, staaencialiy “Ti your friend,” Whistler’s Sarcacm. « There*is an*tnséription on 4 private dwelling housg, in Chejsea, bufft for the painter Whistler hy Godwin. The former is noted for very peculiar ideas ubject of art and the beauti- i anor: alg form ietor with Gcdwin, appointment that build by :Godwin.” ‘house, they laber™in it. ‘This house -was' hy Plumber Hated to Give Up.* * There has just been buried at Lodz, Belcher, for whom a “record” might almost certainly be claimed. Accord- ing to the Cracow papers he -was« cat plumber and had reached -his. 116th » year. That alone should carry ‘him high in the list of “Old Farrs,” but- thé fact—if fact it be—which is probably without precedent is that at the age of 112 he was still following his trade. ‘ At this time he fell from the rocf of a house, where he was repairing some lead piping, and sustained injuries which disabled him for the past three years. Spoiled Gaines’ Oratory. John Wesley Gaines’ at oratory was mac ing while the Kcuse long parliamentary claims bill. latest attempt the over gressman O a year be ‘And out Pierpont v3 Picrpent Tk oa grout of s en in i ‘ipgton one day week. last *‘wanted to, get his opi of the problems confronting street. “Gentlemen,” said the multi- millionaire, “your business is to get; news and print it; mire is to do things if I can. Now, suppose I gave you ie news in advance regarding things I may try to do. wirners and I the loser, and you would think me a dunce for letting you win. Good day, geutiemen.” : i Eset UNS, ‘Nay. Cooke as a Farmer.“ Jay \Ccoke, ' the.veteran | finkncier, owns, several farms, and it is his-pride to, set before his ‘guests at Ogontz food that he raises himself. The milk, the butter, the-eggs, tite tomatces, ihe _ taushreoms, the meat, the bread, ‘th / fruit, the nuts—all confe, as a rule, _ 4rom~his own farms or hothcuses, an véry fine specimens they are. A favor- fte dessert owith: the famous, financier ‘ Parr -apples—the eee that. an prauce | being in Poland, a centenarian named Jacole:|: the other even--4- tired after-a |: Eve. WPony ¥ was cross/anjl q You would be the ; Witercin Modern Statesman Was Like + Unto Daniel Webster. was in Washington a few an old negro who was noted ecollections of all the famous cusemiee of antebellum days. To him | -one day came a rather pompous mem- ber of a comparatively recent Con- | gress, who resembled some of the far Le mous forersie giants of old only in his ! capacity, for ardent spirits. He had his. customary cargo aboard and was | irclined to be colloquial. So he ad- dressed the old’ negro patronizingly: “Uncle Daniel, T understand that you , used to know Webster, Clay, Calhoun | and all the celebrated statesmen of before-the-war times.” “Oh, yas, sub; | I ’members dem all,” responded the -old negro. “Weill; Daniel, I have been | told that I look liké Daniel Webster. Can you see any resemblance?” “Well, | - yes, Suh; yo’ does ’mind me pow’ful 0” Maj s Webstah in some. respecks.” “Inde In waat particulars do Lre- | mind on of Daniel Webster?” in- quired the row thoroughly flattered | statesman. “Mos’ly in de bref, suh,” respondeé Daniel; “mos’‘ly in de bref.” k END OF A POmRaAIGN: : Opinion of ‘Relatives as” to a Wedding +i“ Anniversary. Things: had not always run oil imodth”in the couple's domestic life; in fact, rather the reverse. ‘ Both were self-willed, each: with strong opinions.» But the thirtieth anniver- sary of their,wedding- had arrived and they’ ‘detided to “kiss and make up” once and for all,” and to celebrate. the decasion fittingly invited a houseful got friends “atid relatives. A pair of ir- repressible: brothers-in-law were {ramong’ the guests. a Said Brother-in-law No. 1: “What on earth has gotten-into the old pair, and why are they thaking sueh a‘fuss over each other?” “Because this is the thirtieth anni: | versary of their penaing,: of, course,” answered No. 2, 3 4 “H’m,” said NO. 1; “the end of the Thirty! Years’ ‘War, so to’ speak.” | “The.« ez” of the Turks. Until'a few years. agp Fez;-the cap: } ital of Morocco, where<the sultan has been besieged lately PY: the pretender ‘te his throne, had_ Practically a mon- opoly in the manufacture of the. Turk: ish national head “atter ir—the \“fez-—hs it Svas4 supposed that 4endypecattar ull crimson coler:of the “tasseled skull-cap could: bé“obtained «Sblyzzby-using the dye made. from ,a “Cértain berry largely: erowtlt t neighborhood of the city: Thre 1 bei ‘is also meh us€d in the-dyemg of/mo- rocco, lea¢her. Now, howeVer, ‘france and y, end to a certain éxtent Austria, actively compete with Fez for what is still a very lucrative trad oe TTS > What is” a “Jambiste”? shington Lobb,*a Paris dan- fof ihe | witere <he ‘is always swilling ‘to, with-any of the women who are* in wdatjof 'a_partrer. He furnishes ‘his ‘ Services to ‘the dancirg schogl gratui- tously, ‘but,.sometimes the ‘‘jatgbiste” “meets with a rich-young helresd the school. and marriage results. | Peeled Chickens. * Ay party. of” visitors to: the countty | were very. inugh*i rested last sum- \ *mer- by ‘the -rem: of some children, » b sént out’ by: the fresh air find forsa sday in the country.” There were quite #¢ a number of them playing -about a pretty farmhouse one day, whén’ some passer-by stopped and began “ta ‘talk, to ‘them... “Did you® ever séenvany | chickens: before?” asked, oneflaay, as a flock of fowls cam the lawn. 0h; ‘yes?’ ‘eldest, we t S$, S re what ¢ we two ‘aot nous t-a whole | = Very Neat Retor' At-a recent banquet a prominent { Irish lawyer related a very clever re- “tort on a ease, where, when first sieht | j ed, he was assigned to‘a: room in al ! crowded .Kotel with a newly arrived son of the Emerald Isle. “Thinking to joke him, I said, ‘If you had remained in the old country, it wo have been a long time befome you would have slept with a judge’. My companion re-’ torted, ‘Yes, and ‘your ‘horlor « would have been a long time'in the old coun- try “ before they'd’ nave! made, you a jutige.’” A Possible Catastrophe. “My dear!” said a, frightened hus- } | band ic the middle of the night, shak- bottle “of strychnine?” “On- the shelf néxt to the peppermint.” “Oh, Lord!” he rue “Tye: swallowed whispered : |. THE POINT. OF RESEMBLANCE | tion to himeelf. recently by a bitter aga : member, /AvoPts, and to Offers ending* | as he, pleases® ‘shotld never be’ qhes- me “SchiWab Eatly Showed Ability Saown’|sistinth at stre the next elever | ing his wife, {where did you put that é ate | Nd MAID MEANT WELL. iit Her Action’ Embarrassed Abéent. Minded Professor. © . Dr. Joun Bascom, ex-president of the University ‘of Wisconsin, ‘drew at- cle the business methods of | Jobin D. Rockefeller. Dr. Bastom wis ‘celebrated at the Uviversity of Wis- consin for his absent-mindedness. Many stories are told of him in this rega. One of the stories concerns a r sep of the freshman class. Lem- onade:was served during the evening, ! andywien the maid—an innocent crea- | ture’ resh from. Ireland—handed’ the ter, he put out. his | then, forgetting what ‘for ‘séveral migutes ‘among, ees while he falked warmly hae. subject that, much inter- gg sean the maid misunder- scom’s “hesitation. She is is:the largest,.sir,” she thrust;into his hand the ‘dbcontained the greatest quan:- tity cf Ieménaie. 2 iti A sven at ‘the house, who for:#e-¥lection, had for four yearstap a-‘favbrite one little pages}, of he ‘house. The mem: | ber was constantly doing little things to please the , boy,:of whom He was very fond. “#.*\" When theniémber ~ returned -this | win'er the Pake seemed .to-be un- aware of his éxjstence. He neyer vis- | ited him, and fajied to“take luncheon | with him, as fie had often done, The | 7 mystified, ‘ealldd him “one | day and inquired’ the reason “f6r° the s*breakirg off ‘of ‘the* friendship. Bis ¥ ‘Well, it’s this Way,” replied” \ page, “You bavebeen defeated, I am only playing favorites, 80, see, I can’t be bothered wi ht you more.” the _and you any $ H A Question for Teactters. ~ ‘Who will tell me hat is’ the plural of/0?~ Is it “os” or 10082 Tomatoes is the plural of tdmato; -stilletos. is said pon _be. the ( of still sHere age; som ne apne oft ine "ek ai tato, potatoes. ayesroes; pultehsbmbions Mire erogy, ‘dado, dados;" toe, toes; canta, cdéntos; alto, altos; * volcano, : volcanobs; £ os heest, pro,“pra4; tyro, pes. Wo,; WOBS* | Oc- tavo, ottavos; palmetfo; spalihtttbes, grotto, srottides;.duello, Foe #2: You’ may have observed that oun high | and mighty Wictionaries “shudipusty, |" avoid: giving the plurals. ‘to ytliese - pra Ba “ef an éducatéa ‘author to ell tioned. hobg! Press. A foolish consisteyey ts” the | blin‘ of petty minis New York" | { } tt 1 Matdrew Carn recently, told, a-| tory on himself. He said some years, | | «go he wanted to er a mountaifi,in | Pennsylyania, and a youngster, of. rdther hardy appearance offered - to take him over for 50 cents. ‘Carnegie ‘thought the price tog great, and -told the boy he would pay him only.25 cents.. After a long argument, in which. each stuck to his price, the youngster’ won out, and Mr. Carnegie says he allowed the lad to collect the 50. cents, not. because the trip *was worth it, but because he had to get on the other side of the mountain. “I predicted that the boy . would some “ee _make a fortune,” said Mr. Care ie, “and he has. His name is. arles M. ~ Schwal .”—Washington Correspondence. New York Sun. -Old-Time$tocks in England. ~A-recent Wis M expressed by a mag- rd, England, that cer; zie Pp sorers “could be punished dz finement - instthe stocks recalls the fact that. some of those instriments. f. miles trot! S: Tat. a ‘is to be found on cof Aldbury.. Near t Pelham big a rath- r child is rs rorve is as,| at as her love. A lady called up elephone exchange yesterday mornirg, says an ex xchange, and made | this” ‘arkable request: “Say, Cen- tral, I want to go over to Mrs. Smith’s tor a while and I have no one to leave | the baby with. So I have put her crib ight in front of the telephone -agd a. will leave the recefver down. If you hear ‘Wer crying please call me up at’ Mrs. Sinith’s."#; The shock of this ré- quest “was 86. erbat ‘that’ Central dropped her gun and. said, “Bysy” to ees who called up. 2 the one 5 ‘ = Office in Marr Building. — ; auswer the compl | above w! file in the office of the clerk of s° on that he once gave to the | Bis ofipe, in the village of Gyand Rapids .| Jataary 8t! i tho first iectingwoPhid éredite 0; Wargoes; libretto,” “Wibrettos, Yea: 46 5 Ng. 15, who the plaige: court to the. To said “Puke notice that Heratd-Review, Summons. ST&TE OF MINNESOTA, ; SS: Oonnty of Itasca. In District Court, Fifteenth Judi+ The State of Minnesota, to the .al defendant: Irving Rhodes, Plaintiff, Versus Lottie Rhodes, Defendant. You are hereby eummoned and ntof the plait actiol entitled tusca’ county, Minnesota, Serve a copy. of your in the village of Grand Rapids in of Itasca within thirty days after j of this sam ‘pis the relief ‘demanded in the sai with the costs und disburseme: action, Take notice, further, that this action.for divorce. Dated, February 11, 1902. cL. P. Attorney for Plaintiff, Grand Rapids, Ttasca county, M Minn. ‘eb. 21-28, Mar. answer ; Complaint on the subscriber ut TAA-21-28, ial District bove-named required to ntiff in the is on 1id court at. and to to said his office said county the service it complaint nts of this action is an RATT, Notice of Application for. Liqu STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Itasca, fos Village of Grand Rupids. Notice is hereby, given, thit aj have been made in writin, council of said village of U filed in my office, praying Intoxicating li on ean oe 1904, for applichtion, respectfully. to: wit leury Logan, in the west ; the first floor of the buildin 19, in block 19, in the orig rand Kapids. Said application will be heard mined by i Grand Rap’ hall in said vi ud state «if Minuesota the 2nd day of March, «A. D., 1903, i if that day. my hand and seal of Gr: of Mareh, A. D., ee ) ithe cor livense to-sell | eer for the term commencing 1808, aod swerminuting: ou by the following person, and at, tho fellowing places. us, Stated f said ont room on j. tnated on lot President jor Licence, applications he village apids and townsite of und deter- tid village council of the village of il room in the age nd Rapids, in Ltasea Monday, ats0o" and Rapids GUNN; Notice of First, Meeting of Tn the District Court_of the Un ie Aig Fifth Division, District 4 Int the watts of Charles Kearne. in bankruptcy. To the- creditors of’ Charje: ‘| Grand Ra ids, ice = herby ven, tnaton tl of January A. D.4908. the said Chi ney was.duty sd ati Roo ational Bu, ; rat on the 206h Aten ad ee ‘the’ba ag may pi trpnsitt sui ropetty krupt prs will be he] lay of Febru- @¥lovkin the foreneon. at ‘ Said..oreditors may attpnd. . prove theis carats: appoint at By cyt ‘othe busines: come e before said meet: GREEN sat He Creditors nited. States of Minne: Seakalee ‘ he 2th_ da; big eh dey Buildifig. in mine Me’ Bastwood’s Black Stallion Itasea County the .advent. Sprague” to -the.farm 6f°J: M. East- woud on Trout .jvke, This: magnifi- ¢ent animal will:get.a number of colts next son in ‘this, vicinity He isa beautiful jet black, 6 years old, 15+ hands high, weigt poun In style and form h like tis ‘sire and grand -d neck, » high head, eyes J] fright, short’ back. ful. Pedigree:--Paul Sprague by Beaver Dam Boy, whio is registered in. Wallace’s Register -No, American 10,364; he long body, deep shoulders, has hairas fisié 4s silk, and his appearance is exceedingly grace- Brought ‘to € mach “Paul € ning eis niuck am: long arge and was sired ‘Trotting sired by Badger Rprague, No. 1,097; dam Luce K.,. by ee No. 650. Gory. \Sprague ed, Kat Sprague by .Rhede ‘Island Dam, Bell Brangonsbv' ip bode Abandanab: the Te: *| speed produci ing shaglvatls Gr ha ving 40 per for mers inst he of Itasca. within thirty da; of thisSummans upon you day of gugfeservice and if.you-fual to Said tomplaint-within tho tiyy iPrtin this nctyen. wit ief*demanded ni ‘osts>aind fdisbut fendant: titled Ae@olh e. clerk id Supids, in shid’tta sprigs ie * Renae dy Dati Boy, Badger Girl (2:288)* byBlackF lying lo ud N o- ab Go * Badger No. 444, N 0,267, fy ich cars D" CHAS. M. STORCH, PHYSIC AN AND SURGEON se ietaenieieh ; areca |G ; greenecasensenssenses G. C. SMITH TRAE ATE ATE AE Se ARE NE Me se ae EE aE RE Choice Lines of Cigars. Grand Rapids, SE A ae a ae a ae eee a ae a ae iota’ 1866 4 ruits, onfectionery, pti : Ice Cream Soda, PURE RYE y Ice Cream, Drinks, ] \ a ‘Pabacbhe, W H | S K Y | ar _A Masterpiece of Distillation | tis absolutely free Crom fore-— ign ingredients. — Its boquet_ jscomes solely from the grain. and the amber color from the oak in. bh itis kept. a oat at Minn.” ‘THIRD ST., Opp. Depot. A ae eae ee aE Re a A ae EE a Pioneer Cd isch sleshaabashssleshaahadiadlashishetiashedhcahstheshecbsdlediaseals ded 7 -# Real age has accomplished d tak the place of expert | and the addition of flav prune juice, sacch- gin’; glycerine, etc., which is Qtees' used to make uew whisky apa atable. gratattor Marquette iw fuithural, pure, perfert article dd only by reil age. It ig” nded ta those seeking a de pure article. n Hepfel ~ Sole Agent A .PAONAULT? ee ee ad ‘PROPRIFTOR Barber | . bicus Your Patronage Solicited. LELAND AVENUE. BRICK LIME “CHE PAINTER Sy ChE vee emilee bene are Finish 0" Boper ‘Hanging uo OCR Finns, Etc.. ere Gladstone, or a hi ¥ to you ‘CEMENT ‘Transaets ad General Banking Business. o* ete? | Gi ave yaya Diawnl - Taxes Paid forNon: Resident: Gm is (Office Over Metzger’s Meat Market) , And 815-816 Torry Building Dututh, Minn ND RAPIDS, . Waits ae R ATTORNEY AT LAW Frank ae HITE & PRICE LAWY ERS, GRAND. RAPIDS» MINN. Pine ‘Stumipag ge Boug At. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE. GEORGE THAYER CONTRACTOR : AND i ‘Stone Walls, Cisterns and Chis k : Built. 1 ABEL v s ene for sale ch FAR ‘otfat ea on. a aa Land Cas al at Residence. an Sleeper GRAND RAPIDS. BUILDER. a aper haneéy ah se _ Practical Plasterer, - Gratd Rapids, Ri geet J. Decker. ylot 150x140 “in Hanwha ‘Ss 1] house agid goad pit tilken ut once. $900, many. desirab ie resi-+ “dtr lots that can~ be, bounty Ons Call 3 . he fingst-1 raving = t Grand: Raids onaRpseains, MINNESOTA DEFECTIVE PAGE