Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 4, 1897, Page 7

a Pistols and Pestles. The duelling pistol now occupies its proper place, in the museum of the collector of relics of barbarism. The pistol ought to have beside it the pestle that turned out pills like bullets, to be shot like bullets at the target of tho liver. But the pestle is still in evidence, and will be, probably, until everybody has tested the virtue of Ayer’s sugar coated pills. They treat the liver as a friend, not as an enemy. Instead of driving it, they coax it. They aro compounded on the theory that the liver does its work thoroughly and faithfully under obstructing conditions, and if the obstructions are removed, the liver will do its daily duty. When your liver wants help, get “the pill that will,” Ayer’s Cathartic Pills. ADVICE TO FARMERS. Dangers of Summer Time. The young man had been warned, but his love prevailed over his discre- | tion. He drew her head, covered with locks of fiery red, close down upon his breast. Then he lost his head. She had ignited his celluloid collar. Proper and Advantageous Way to Sell Farm Products. The independent shippers of grain to Minneapolis and Chicago begin to re- alie that they have a common obstacle to surmount. The professional grain shippers over a dozen big states trib: utary to these points number an army. Many of them have grown rich from the farmers’ wagons by a twenty-five years’ stay at their stations. Some of them have pi te banks, some have ; bought all are lay ees Allen’s Foot-Ease. It cools the feet | This house has not a word agains’ and makes walking easy. Cures and | these people. -It is not doing business prevents swollen and sweating feet, | With them. It is doing business with blisters and callous spots. Relieves | 8M army of farmers. It has given pro- corns and bunions of all pain and { ducers the best practical help since the gives rest and comfort. ry it to-day. railroads made the big central mar- Try Allen’s Foot Ease. A powder to be taken into the shoes. At this eason your feet feel swollen and hot, and get tired easily. If you have smarting feet or tight shoes, try Sold by all druggists and shoe stores | kets possible. If ten thousand farmers for 25e. Tr “package FRE Ad- | have discovered that they have no fur- dress Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y. ther use for one thousand country actin siiipet tla grain buyers, they have a_ per-- ; feet right to go past them, fill their own cars and ship their own grain. Mz years ago farmers discovered that the old reaper and the old double- shovel one-horse corn cultivator were too slow. They left them in the fence ¥ corners and bought improved machin- And he smiled blandly at the captive ery. The manufacturers did not kick. missionary.—Pucl They met the demand with self-bind- ers and riding sulky plows. The world has grown tired of many old things. The farming world is getting tired of paying others to do what it can do it- self. If farmers wish to desert the lo- ‘al shippers (who may have been need- ed forty years ago), no amount of mulishness on the part of the ship- pers can stop them. Grain shippers have an organ to keep up their cour- age. heir publication has again filled its columns with abuse of the farmers’ commission house. It is a case of sore tce. They howl because they are hurt. The farmers understand this sort of warfare made on the house which has rut them in touch with Minneapolis and Chicago. Their letters to us show that they believe this fact, viz., that if there is enough in grain shipments to fight for, the farmers want that mar- gin. All that is now needed to spread direct shipments is some well devel- oped opposition. Farmers are in a frame of mind to do about as they please this year. We welcome any fair and honorable attention from the raid organs of grain shippers, and will see that its attacks are well spread be- fore independent shippers and in- dependent thinkers in a thousand farming communities. We have as- surances that our efforts in behalf of farmers will be fully appreciated and reciprocated. Any man or any house may be glad of a fair criticism from the enemy with such an army at its back; but unjust, malignant at- tacks, made with the intention of villi- fying and injuring us, are different. Farmers rever were in better temper to demand their full rights and full profits for their labor than they are to- day.—H. H. Carr. She Felt It. “Just think of how fond the old lady A Free Trader. “the Dingley tariff does not affect us, “No,” said the cannibal monarch, and we shall not resort to retaliatory measures designed to check the export | of American provisions.” Piso’s Cure for Consumption has saved me large doctor bills —C. L. Baker, 4228 Regent Sq., Philadelphia, Pa., Dec. 8, '95. — ' A gallon of milk makes a pound of thecse. To Cure Constipation Forever. Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 2c. iC. C. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money. The cold is so intense in Northern Si- beria that the earth never thaws to a greater depth than five or six feet. Bod- ies buried at a greater depth remain per- petually frozen. Another Chance ‘Gone. 4s Miss Oldy so despond- ent of late?” “It was only a couple of weeks ago she discovered that we did not have another 1eap year till 1904.” Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, 75c. Darwin declared that insanity is not geculiar to human beirgs. He asserted that animals often became insane. ~————_ Don’tTobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away, ‘Lo quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag- netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To- Bac, the wonder-worker that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50c or $1. Cure guaran- leed. Bocklet aud sample free. Address Ster- Mng Remedy C Chicago or New York. The girls have a new fad. It is to col- lect the little bows from the hatbards of their gentlemen friends. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup For children teething,softens the gums.reduces inflam- mation,allays pain, cures wind colic. 26 cents a bottle. The gift of song is never possessed by a | bird of prey. { Coe'’s Cougii’ Balsam ‘ Is the oldest and best. It will break upa cold quicker | than anything else. It is always reliable. Try it. | is of going to a funeral and how few a there have been.” Some marriages are like jug handles—| «7 _now it. It’s gotten so now that whenever she meets with a man over seventy she looks at him reproachful- ly.— Judge. Our Children. Mamma (severely)—Daisy, you have been at my workbox again! I’m afraid that everything I tell you goes in at one ear and out of the other. Daisy (aged five)—Well, wh ydon’t you ’top one of zem up?—Pick Me Up. A Foreigner’s Inference, “It is not considered desirable to be happy in this country, I find,” said the intelligent foreigner, who had about mastered the language. “What makes you say that?’ “You have a proverb which speaks of the happiness of a clam at high tide.” “Yes.” “And you have another which ad- vises a man not to be a clam.”—Judge. one-sided affairs. NEW DISCOVERY; gives quick relief and cures worst stimonials and 10 days’ GREEN?S SONS. At'anta, Gay DROPS eases. Send for book of ti treatment Free. Dr. H.' They Lacked Enterprise. “Dose Puritans vas no goot,” said Mr. Isaacheimerstein. “Vhy?’ asked his partner. “Vhen dey burned dose vitches dey did not have dem insured.”’—Judge. Highest Honors—World’s Fair, Gold Medal, Pesos Fair. pRices BAKING POWDER A Pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder, Mi ith tramicted with! Thompson's Eye Water. ny H. B. 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But She Diagnosed the Case Rather Strangely. “Even novices in medicine run to the experimental, as I have oceasion to remember,” tells a citizen whose word is never called in question, says the Detroit Free Press. “I visited an old aunt of mine this summer, and, while reveling in rural enjoyments I fell out of a cherry tree. There seemed to be a general jarring and shaking up of the system that I thought demanded the attention of a doctor, but aunt prides herself on knowing more than half the men who practice medicine and is committed to the old school of economy. She would bring me round all right. It would be a shame to send for a high-priced physician just to relieve a few bruises. Of course I was sore internally, for that was to be expected. The first remedy admin- istered was catnip tea, which I took with that rebellious spirit begotten of childhood experiences. Then wild onion poultices were scattered judi ously over my person. Failure of re- lief caused my feet to be soaked in hot water and wood ashes, the lye distilled becoming so aggressive that I kicked the bucket over and repudiated the treatment. This was accepted as a premonition of brain fever, and a red- hot mustard draught was applied to the back of my neck. To the same end my head was thoroughly soaked in spring water. I entered a special com- plaint as to my side and a poultice of grated horseradish was the answer. In response to a demand for some ex- hilarant I was given sassafras tea. I was disposed to insist on brandy, but this was another brain-fever symptom, and more spring water was called into requisition. At length I surreptitious- ly hired a neighbor to go for a reput- | able physician.” “Did he effect a cure?” “Oh, yes. I had a broken rib.” ‘VAGARIES OF GENIUS, Macaulay Liked to Smash Glasses, Macaulay, the historian, always used to eat his Sunday dinner alone and at a restaurant. When he had finished, he generally built up a pyramid of wine-glasses, which he delighted to see topple over, says an exchange. When he left the restaurant he used to pay liberally for the broken glass as well as for the dinner. Cowper, the poet, was a great had for pets. At one time he possessed a squirrel, a cat, two dogs, several canary birds, a starl- ing, a jay, a magpie, two guinea pigs, three hares and five rabbits. When- ever the soldierly duke of Epernay saw a hare it made him sick, and once he kept his bed for a week after one of these little animals touched him. It is said that Rembrandt, the great artist, loved his pet monkey next to money; that- he shed tears when the creature died and painted a portrait of it from memory. Tradition has it that Philip, the duke of Burgundy, devoted much of his time to contriving trap doors in his house and grounds for the purpose of sousing unwary strangers in water holes underneath them, Car- dinal Richelieu loved cats as much as he hated children. When he died his favorite Angora cat refused to eat and soon died also. When traveling, Han- del, the composer, used to order din- ner for three, if very hungry for five and then eat the whole himself. Pigz were the favorite pets of Harris, the poet. He used to teach them to follow him about and one of unusual intelli- gence he taught to drink beer out of a mug. the Wine HOW ABOUT YOUR CHIN? Drunkards usually have a circular fine about their chins. Square chins, with little flesh, denote firmness and good executive ability. The owners make good haters, Broad chins signify nobleness and large dignity, unless vertically thin, when if thin, bloodless them you will find cruelty. The chin, taken in connection with the rest of the face, is almost as good an index of character as is the thumb. theit lips go with Slovens have wrinkles around chins, Owners of long, thin chins are poet- ical, unstable and delicate in constitu- tion. If thin about the angles of the mouth the owner is liable to tubercu- losis and is generally short lived. Protruding chins characterize men and women of the get-there type. Suc- cessful people usually carry their chins thrust forward, with compressed lips. If this style of chin is heavy and swell- ing it denotes fighting blood. A retreating chin shows lack of force mentally, morally and physically; the owner is of the yielding kind, soon dis- couraged, needs protection and has small executive force. The develop- ment of other facilities usually makes up for this lack. Medium chins, with a suggestive bi- furcation in the center on the order of a dimple, with small mounds of flesh on either side, characterize generosity, impulsiveness and a cheery nature. The same size chins, with a dab of flesh un- der the center of the lower lip, indicate meanness, selfishness and brutality. A small, well rounded chin indicates a pleasure loving nature, and if dim- pled, all the more so, for dimpled chins belong to coquettes. People with dimples love to be petted and liked, and are fond of admiration and praise. They are generally fickle. Usually the oowner of this chin is healthy, recuper- ative and long lived, The difference between a planet and a star is this: A star shines by its own j light; a planet by light reflected from | another body. Spinal Disease and - Nervous Prostration. No Affection of the Spine is Possible Except Accompanied by Most, Serious Nerve Disorders — An- other Case Where a Nerve Food was Successfal. From the Journal, Detroit, Mich. “Disease of the spinal cord and nervous prostration, was what the doctors called it at first.” Mrs, Rose Tapley, of No. 721 Harrison Street, Tonia, Mich., said Teeter day to a reporter, “but it was not lon; fore every organ and member of my was affected. There was a continuous beating at the Rit of my stomach, my head ached on until I thought I should grow in- sane. I felt as if I were smothering, and my legs would become so weak that I had to drop when I felt the spells coming on. As for sleep, that was out of the question (except little cat naps), for in addition to the feelings I have attempted to describe, Thad neuralgia, and for six months I kept getting worse and worse. At last I was confined to my b: lin October, 1894, “T have neatly always thought it was la grippe,” Mrs. Tapley continued, ‘‘though the doctor never would say so. it was, however, it kept getting worse and worse (especially my head and nerves) and I thought I should die. But I dragged ona wretched existence until about one year ago, when while I was reading the Detroit Journal and Saranac Weekly, I saw a long account of a similar case to my own being cured by the use of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People. I made up my mind to try those pills, and so procured a supply ond began taking them according to direc- tions. I took them faithfully, gave them, in fact, a most thorough trial, and, I am happy to say, with splendid results, so that now my heart’s action is normal, my back and spine give me very little trouble, all neuralgic and rheumatic pains have left me. I have no headache whatever, and after the hell that I suffered my life is now like heaven. “I can not say too much in praise of these Pills. You may use all the adulatory language of which you are capable,” > Mrs. Tapley said to the reporter, ‘and I will en- dorse it. Ihave never tired of recommend- ing the pills to my neighbors (and my sis- ter who is a school teacher, and had a hor- rible time with her nerves and loss of mem- ory, at my suggestion is taking Dr. Wil- liams’ ‘remedy and is being rapidly cured.) ead over what you have written,” Mrs Tapley requested. After listening ’atten- tively to what she had dictated she said: “T can sign that statement with the great est pleasure,” and when the last remark was entered the lady signed her name to the reporter’s notes thus: [Signed] Mrs. Rosa TaPity, 721 Harrison Street, Ionia, Mich. Dr. W: illiams’ Pink Pills contain, in a condensed form, all the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. They arean unfailing specific for such diseases as loco- motor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus’ dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism nervous headache, the after effect of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female. Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price. 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50, (they are never sold in bulk or by the 100) by addressing Dr. illiams’ Medicine Company, Schenectady. N. Y. THE COMING STATE FAIR, A Host of Entries and Numerous Amusements and Carnival Events. As the day approaches for the begin- ning of the State Fair—Sept. 6th—ev- eryone connected with the manage- ment grows enthusiastic over the prospect. Col. Liggett, who is in charge of the cattle department, re- ports more and better entries than ever before. The awards are so fairly made, the accommodations for cattle are so superior, and the prizes are paid so promptly that exhibitors ob- tain them before leaving the grounds— all of these considerations make the Minnesota State Fair a favorite resort for the breeders. The same applies to every department of the Fair. Mr. Cooley of Duluth, who is in charge of the county exhibits and Ag- ricultural Hall, reports that, in a build-; 0x50, there will not be a foot of nt space. Mr. R. D. McGinnis, who is in charge of the Exposition Building, reports a mercantile and woman’s work dispiay such as has never before been present- ed on the grounds. Mr. L. C. Pryor, in charge of ma- chinery and. vehicles of all des tions, reports that every shed and building in that department has been engaged. The races will surpass any previous year, there being 125 entries, many of them being among the famous horses of the country. The purses aggregate $7,500, which assures first-class races, There will be a bicycle day, with thirty-four prizes, aggregating $500. But it is hardly necessary to enumer- ate, The exhibits throughout will sur- pass anything heretofore seen in the Northwest. On the principle that “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,” the managers have provided a great vari- ety of amusements, so that the visitor can combine information and_ sport. Sept. 6th to 11th will be red-letter days in the history of Minnesota. There will be free carnival events every night in the week in the Twin Cities, and all the railroads give one fare for the round trip. A new scrubbing machine is whirled over the floor like a lawn-mower. It soaps, wets, rubs and dries the floor, and two or three movements of the machine make the boards shine. Men who preach by the yard usually practice by the inch. Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever, 40c. If C. C. C. fail druggists refund money. Men always bow to fate; but not as a matter of courtesy. FITS PermanentlyCured. rst day's usa of Dr. Klin Send for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise. Drs. R. H. Kung, Ltd.,931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa Zebras may be seer. in London, drawing carriages. Three of these animals are employed for this purpose in the British metropolis. ‘What ever } Patents Tanuéd. - List of patents issued last week to Northwestern inventors: _ Dairus C. Benjamin, Jackson, Minn., es ei Charles H. Bigelow, Litch- id, Minn., adding machine; Frank Carlbon Duluth, Minn., corset fasten- er; Charles W. Davidson, Minneapo- lis, Minn., seal for bottles; Fredick O. Kilgore, Minneapolis, Minn., loading or unloading machine;\ Julius Leede, Minneapolis, Minn., gas apparatus: Julius Leede, Minneapolis, Minn., hy- dro-carbon burner; John S. Lofberg and A. McIntosh, La Prairie, Minn., oar lock; Charles E. Parker, Duluth, Minn., trunk lock; Grand Forks Mer- cantile Co., Grand Forks, N. D., (trade mark) tea. T. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 910 Pioneer Press Building, St. Paul, Minn. ‘Take no chance with children’s. health. On the first show of symptoms begin the treatment. hen thechild becomes restless in sleep, picks at the nose, grinds the teeth, has an irregular appe- tite, craves indigestible substan- ces, is nervously irritable and has foul breath, # ¢s worm work. There’s only one safe, sure, prompt, perfect and permanent relief from worms. It is Lack of Inspiration. “I once belonged to an anarchist club, said Meandering Mike. “It was’ a great organization. We had some fine plans for reformation laid out.” “What become of it?’ asked Plod- i ding Pete. “De club disbanded.” “What broke it up?” “Dey refused to trust us for any more beer till we paid for de last keg.” —Washington Star. In the Market. “TI have called,” remarked the alder- man, affably, “to make sure that you are going to quote me right in the morning.” “It’s too late to make any corrections now,” answered the editor. “The mar- ket page has gone to press.” Turning to his desk rather brusque- ly, for he was a busy man, he ran his fingers through his hair; also, a few fleets through the Dardanelles.—De- troit Journal. - POMMEL smite: SLICKER Keeps both rider and saddle per- fectly dry in the hardest storms. Substitutes will disappoint. Ask for 3807 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker— it is entirely new. If not for sale in your town, es os eto Te A. J. TOWER, Boston, $100 To Any Man. WILL PAY $100 FOR ANY CASE Five hundred earthquakes shock the Japanese every year. 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