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e L2 5 A S ) i A 2L o I “IT AIN'T THAT I'M AFRAID TO WORK, LADY, BUT THERE AIN'T MUCH DOIN' IN MY LINE...IM A WINDOW BOX WEEDER." | @177 The A P AT Rt Rewrend “LOOK, MAMIE! A CHRISTENING!" | TRAILER TINTYPES. —By WEBSTER I AL EN, O PNy : O IF NouD LISTENED 2 10 ME AND SOLD THAT STOCK WHEN | WANTED, You To, we'o BE LWING N LUXURY IN A SUPER D€ LUXE JOoB INSTEAD OF THIS WRETCHED HOovEL BY CHARLES H. JOSEPH. PERFORM ENTERS SPLEEN LEARN LASSO 4 the troopers fall Letter-Out. an: back in rank ' Letter-Out for comst birds. Letter-Out and he skins the apple. | Letter-Out and it's actual. Letter-Out and it ean kill s business. Remove one letter from each word and rearrange to spell the word called for in the last column. Print the letter in center column opposite the word you have removed it from. If you have “Lettered-Out” correctly you have a type of feather. Answer to Yesterday's LETTER-OUT. DARES BABULS PENAL DEBARS SPLAY l D I Letter-Out and they scrave off. | A N Letter-Out for boundary. I l PALE D Letter-Out and he uncovers. l | BARES Letter-Out-and without them most of us woula ;Um the dark. = o | costly | While South is a fine player and {to raise to four hearts with a single- | did ot |of trumps. A third diamond lead THE LVENING DIAR, There ain't nothin' to a skeeter when you get him scrunched! Where do he keep all that fire? I cooling off my d cavre - Ovur “space 1s s0 curtailed in here Winning Contract. BY THE FOUR ACES, Dayvid Burnstine Merwin D Maier. Os- wald Jacoby. Howard Schenken world's leading team-of-four. inventors of the &ys- tem that has beaten every other system in existence. Costly Conversation. ONVERSATION at the bridge table | about the hand in play is nr:en{ to one side or the other. | might possioly have made his four- spade contract on the hand below, | a remark by West undoubtedly made | things easier for him. North. dealer. East-West vulnerable, A Ko v . - A Q A w The bidding: North East 1v Pass v Pass 44 Pass West, Pass 38 Pasy Pass Pass Four hearts would have been a| slightly better contract, but could easily be lost with a bad trump break. North, naturally, assumed that his king-four would be ample support for his partner's rebid spade suit, and South could hardly be expected 14 ton. West chose a fine opening. a small | diamond. But after East won with | |the ace and returned the suit, West | remarked, “Well, my opening lead | saved the slam.” This foolish remark served to inform declarer that West hold much in the way was ruffed in dummy, the king of spades | played, and after entering his hand | with the queen of clubs, declarer | laid down the ace. When West's | jack dropped, declerer realized that East held the queer-nine. Hence, his only hope was a coup. He played the ace and king of | hearts, then frumped a heart and | returned to dummy’s king of clubs. The rest was simple. Declarer merely | played hearts until East trumped in front of him, s0 that he lost only one spade trick. But we wonder if declarer would | have played for an even trump divi- | sion if West had remained judiciously | silent. (Copyright, 1927.) Pour Aces will be pleased to letters from readers if a stamped ). self-addressed envelope is in- closed with each communication. If you desire the pocket outline of the Fanur Aces’ system of contract bridge send. with your request. a stamped (3-cent). splf-addressed large size envelope to the Four Aces. Inc.. 130 West Forty- second street. New York City. and you ®ill reecive an outline without any charge. BULLFIGHTING SUITS Texas Measure Puse}l Allowing Injunction Action. AUSTIN, Tex. (#)—Texans, armed with a new law, can sue for injunc- tions to stop bulifights. ‘The measure was passed at request of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which charged that, although illegal, fights were held and promoters willingly paid the maxi- mum $200 fine out of fat profits. Formerly only the attorney general or district and county attorneys could bring injunction proceedings. - .. Dunning in Olden Days. A copy of a dunning notice 150 years ago reads: “Take notice: Debt- ors—This is the last time of asking in this way; all those who settle their accounts by the 18th of June instant will have the thanks of their humble servant; and those that neglect will find their accounts in the hands of some person who will collect them in & more fashionable way, but more ex- pensive.” | MOPSY —By Giadys Parker | BUT, MAMMY, | DIDN'T START 1 UST ACCIOENTALLY LOOKED TAND THERE WAS NANCY'S 1T/ Gyl I Y Letter-Out and he drinks. LAPS ! WASHINGLIUN, D. C, WEDNESDAY, AUGU | THE MOUNTAIN BOYS. NOW I DON'T WANT TO PUT ANY — AND ANOTHER | HOLD O FEAR IN YOU FOLKS BUT WHO KNOWS?| | THING — BLAH - BLAH: ONE OF YOU 1$ LIABLE. TO 6ET IT IN SPLUT=SPLUT - — THE NECK ANY MINUTE . WHY T ONCE KNEW A FELLOW -ETC-ETC - YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE OUT. FOR A WHILE, SANDY- IT'S | THE ONLY SAFE } YOU'RE SMART- YOU'VE BEEN_AROUND - YOU'LL KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF - fLL_ SEE_THAT YOU GET A SWELL FEED EVERY DAV - WAY- BUT YOu NEEDN'T GO FAR - DOES THE NUGGET LINE HAVE ONWY TME TWO BMGINES , JASON 2 GTRALE'S PLANS, JuLeT ? TO BE JUST OUTSIDE WIS OFFICE - HE DION'T KNOW | WAS THERE — WE'VE GOT To Pack! NOW RUN ALONG AND LAY OUT ALL TH' CLOTHES YOU'LL BE NERDING UP HAH! T THOUGHT You BOVYS WOULD LIKE TH' NeEwS!! (% SO WERE GOIN' TO Nobly ULLIAN GILBERT]| LOS ANGELE'S, CAUF., WRITES ‘EMMA FIRE THE | WHOLE BUNGH SAY, MAX, A COMMITTEE X 1 DIDNT FROM THE 'MOONIBEAM |START NO JO HAVE YOU STOP MREMRS JAKE. ANDERSON), SCARVIULE, 10WA] VOTE FOR POTTS NAT LETHIN, NEW HAVEN)! CONN., CHoOsES POTTS. — ey SEND T AIR MAIL AN’ HE'LL GET YOUR ANSWER INTWO WEEKS/ I JEST FOUND A BOTTLE WITH A LETTER WRITTEN B8Y A FELLER IN CHINA THO(TY YEARS AGO. AN I'™M ANSWERIN IT/ THAT SQUEAK IN THE CAR 1S DRIVING ME B—1¢ —By PAUL WEBB. WELL=-THAT’S NICE —| CAUSE — YER. BUT WHY INSURE. A-GOIN' TO HAVE ME AGAINST AN ONE RIGHT SOON ACCIDENT » EF YOU DON'T STOP THAT DANG — BLASTED BLATTIN', &0 FETCH GRAN'MAW'S $0CK - LUKE. — AH'LL TAKE D PULL OUT AND GO WITH YUH, BUT MRS BRITTLEWIT You 'VE GOT TO TEACH ME HOW YO RUN ONE OF THEM - THAT'S WHY, JASON — SOMETHING MAY WAPPEN YO YOU AND WE'NE GOT YO KEEP UP SERVICE / YEP, THE REGULAR AND THE SPARE - I WONDER WHAT I'0 BETTER TAKE ALONG? I SUPPOSE IT'S QUITE A RITZY 8POT --- SO I'D BETTER TAKE SOMETHING DRESSY -~ H'M--LET'S N — Said. 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