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B—6 LIFE’S LIKE THAT ——By FRED NEHER {//////////////W// g 7 /.// 74 € 1997 The AP A% Kihts Rewrest “HE SAYS HE SLEEPS OUTDOORS EVERY NIGHT NOW.” *“DOCTOR'S ORDERS?* “NO. LONDLORD'S!" The Thrill That Comes Once in a Lifetime.—By Webster “ToMN, CRIES THE CoXSWwAM, “You're A man!” "You'LL SAY SO, ISRAEL, WHEN Ybu SEE" SAID SILVER. “ONLY OneE THING | CLAIM — | CLAIKI TRELAWNEY. 1'LL WRING HIS CALF'S HEAD OFF HIS BODY WITH THESE HANDS . Dick !" HE ADDED, BREAKING OFF, “You JUST JumP UP LIKE A SWEET LAD, AND GET ME AN APPLE, © WET MY PIPE LIKE." You MAY FANCY THE TERROR | wAS (N ] SHOULD HAVE LEAPED OUT AND RUN FOR IT, IF | HAD FOUND THE STRENGTH, BUT MYy LIMBS AND HEART ALIKE MISGAVE ME LETTER-OUT BY CHARLES H. JOSEPH. FEATHER | I Letter-Out and don't sit on one. Letter-Out and he puts him back on the throne RETROUSSE | CANISTER | —_—e DITHER | | and there 1 no doubt Letter-Out about it Letter-Out and he goes to make & crowd. Remove one letter from each word and rearrange to spell the word ealled for in the last coumn. Print the letter in center column opposite the ward you have removed it from. If you have “Lettered-Out” correctly ®'s a railroad signal. Answer to Yesterday's LETTER-OUT. TWANGED | T | 7 b T GNAWED Letter-Out and they went to shore RELANDED Letter-Out for a part of Russia. URALS Letter-Out and he train LAUNDERED | [J | QUARLS | Q SATURNINE | [ | 5| NOURISHED | E | (Copyright, 1087.) takes the ENTRAINS Letter-Out and the plump are this. way ROUNDISH THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, SATURDAY, JULY 31, 1937. THE CHEERFUL CHERUB ® L] I do not strive to gude my life y With Firm and brain- restricted hand — So often, drl'f'tir\g here and tkgre, 1 touch the = < shores of fairyland. Rreaes . |on dummy’s | unable to win a I put up a terrible howl ’cause I has t' waste this nice day Killin® ‘tater bugs! But Drandpa say, “What you got t' holler ’bout? Think ob the bugs!” Winning Contract. BY THE FOUR ACES. (David Burnstine, Merw wald Jacoby. Howard Sc leading team of four. inv svstem that has beaten every tem in existence.) Another Entry. A FRIEND of ours, and incidentally a magnificent player, is quite in- trospective. Whenever he gets a bad result he mentally reviews the bidding and play of the disastrous hand. He is almost always able to figure out where he has made his mistake and thus, when another hand somewhat similar comes along, he practically never repeats his error. After being set once at a four-spade contract on the hand here shown our friend had | an uneasy feeling that he had made a misplay. Almost immediately he | saw where he had made his mistake. | North, dealer. Both sides vulnerable, West. Pass Pass Pass Declarer’s line of play had been as follows: After trumping the second diamond, he had played over to the king, then back to his ace of trumps, discovering that West held two trump tricks. Declarer then played the ace- king of clubs and ruffed a club, estab- lishing the suit. He then led a heart to dummy’s ace and discarded one of his losers on a club. But West trumped and was then able to win another trump trick and a heart trick to set the contract. Declarer saw that he should have left another entry in dummy and that his proper line of play would have been this: After trumping the second diamond, he should have played his ace of spades, then three rounds of clubs. After trumping the third club, he would have been able to lead to dummy’s extra entry—the king of trumps. Thus he would have been able to discard his two losing hearts remaining clubs and, while his oppinent would have won two trump tricks, he would have been ck in hearts, ) d to answer King Honors Boy Scout From King Carol of Rumania a Boy Scout of 16 has received a medal for courage and devotion to duty. Con- stantine Veraticeanu tends his father's sheep, and was scolded frequently for losing one or two of his flock. Re- solving to find the thief, the lad re- mained away from home four days, watching and waiting until the culprit appeared. Finally he saw an eagle swoop down on the flock and spize a lamb. As the bird was rising with the victim in his talons, Constantine flung himself on the eagle and trussed it up in spite of the injuries it inflicted upon him. When his frame spread among the Scouts, the King sum- moned him to Bucharest and pinned the medal on his tunic. Twizzler Answer. Aytown is 15 miles from the village and Beetown is 24 miles from it. l OPSY —By Glaa: hrhrl HOW CAN | MAKE A BET WITH YOU WHEN | DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE MOUNTAIN BOYS. NOW AFTER YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR LIFE POLICY YOU MIGHT CONSIDER AN ANNUITY. WHEN WERE YoUu WELL ? _YOu STILL HERE? wWHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ME LIKE THAT FOR? DIDN'T YOU LIKE YOUR DINNER LAST NIGHT? \\E JUST 6OT T0 TALK TO JASON AND THIG 15 MY OME CHANCE WITHOUT GTRALE KMOWING ABOUT (T~ THAT'S FINE — AND WHEN WOULD You LIKE TO RETIRE ? IF YOU RETIRE. You QUIT WORK. . UNDERSTAND ? A Lot at Steak in This Meat? WHAT _ TH---? WHERE'S THAT STEAK | PUT HERE IN ICE BOX_ LAST NIGHT | WAS SAVING WHO ER--R** M-M-M-.. OH, YEAH? SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT, EH? WELL, "LL SURE:- ER- DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT-- T SPECIAL - CLMB 1N, GONWY - 2. AND JULIE WAS GOT WHAT'G HAPPENED ? A JOB WITH GTRALE ? WHY, THAT'S A GTROKE O GENIUS 'LL BET YOU THOUGHT OF THAT, DIDN'T YOUu? ISN'T THIS NICE, BOYS? YOUR COUSIN JMMIE HAS COME TO PLAY Y PHOOEY! WE DON'T GUY--TCH! TCH AUCE BURNETT, TACOMA, WASH ., 1S FOR AMBY BECAUSE THEY BOTH LOVE MONEY | MISS NORMA SHUSTROM, LI DGERWOOD, OF THE TO STAY SINGLE., MRS ELMER CONSTANCE M| \OTES FOR POTTS) MR MILER WANTS) EMMATD CIRIUUTE THE STORY THAT SHE'S BROKE AND MARRY THE ONE | - THAT STAYS =7 TAKE A PEEK AT THIS AD AWCOMON-NN CAFE. AND THEN GO BACK TO YOUR TAL HIBERNATION —YOUR. = OPE 'L TOT! TUT! TIMMIE !YOoUu WAIT RIGHT THERE ! I'LL BRING THEM OUT HERE IN A JIFFY!! WE DON'T . PLAY WITH HIM, SEE? WE DON'T I GOT THE BALL /YOU K XED IT RIGH IN THE LEADER OH,MOM/THE LADDER'S ALL BUSTED OH -- A CAR ROLLING DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT A DRIVER! YOU'RE. WASTIN YER TIME STRANGER — —By PAUL WEBB. _ -—-WILLIE RETIRED TWENTY SEX YEARS UTE ISNT HUMAN-=-- I | MEAN--- I'M GETTIN' oUT OF WELL, ANYWAY, THE THREE OF U5 ARE 10 GET TOGETHER AT NOUR HOME TONIGHT- \S THAT OKAY? WHAT'S TH' MATTER_WITH TIMMIE? WHY WON'T YOU PLAVY WiTH HIM? HASH WITH KIS COMPETTORS |! TLL GIVE HM A LESSON) . YEAH -WE WANT TO PLaY IF THAT AD DONT DO ANOTHER THING T'S GOT YOUR BLOOD ILL SELL A STEAK AS THICK AS A BALE OF HAY FOR TWO-BITS AN DRESS IT UP LIKE, SYOPPED 1T! § IT WAS ROLLI DOWN THE STREET! 1L DORMANT FOR. /| SO LONG NOW 3/1 DIDN'T THINK { DYNAMITE COULD | U; NYou UP N L~ NG HG w!