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HOSPTAL GULD HOLDS TEAFRIAY Mrs. Ickes Will Speak at Function, Which Includes Linen Shower. The Woman's Guild of Sibley Me- morial Hospital will hold its annual tea and linen shower Friday from 3 until 10 p.m. in Rust Hall, 1150 North Capitol street. Mrs. Harold L. Ickes, wife of the Secretary of Interior, will be the principal speaker. A diversified program of entertain- ment has been arranged, including several orchestral and vocal selections and two dramatic skits. Mrs. Ickes will speak on “The Romance of the Southwest,” an illustrated story of the Zuni, Hopi and Navajo Indians, After the guests have been received tea will be served by the Ministers ‘Wives' Association until 5 o'clock and during this time Miss Eleanor Hyatt will present an organ recital. The Bernheimer Trio will play several or- chestra selections and also accompany Justin_Lawrie, who will sing. Ray- mond Robinson also will sing, accom- panied by Miss Thelma Callahan. The drama part of the program will be presented by pupils of Miss Mary Etta Callahan in two skits entitled ‘““Topsy and Eva” and “Tom Sawyer.” The Junior Guild party will be held in the kindergarten room from 3 to 4 o'clock. Supper will be served from 5:30 to 7:30 o'clock by members of the Senior Class. During the past year between 2,000 and 3,000 pieces of linen were cut and sewed by women of the various church organizations, under the supervision of Mrs. V. Charles Woodbridge, ac- cording to Mrs. Elbert C. Gearhart, publicity chairman. All of this work will be on display. This year, it was said, the cash con- tributions will be used for redecorating | the children’s ward and for purchas- | ing sterilizing equipment. Acceptable | gifts for the linen shower are listed | as spreads, sheets, pillow slips, table | napkins, face towels, surgeons’ towels, bath towels and wash cloths. Mrs, Samuel A. Moers is general chairman of the shower. LOCAL OFFERS PRIZES U. 8. Workers’ Group Spurs Drive for New Members. | Spurring interest in the member- | #hip campaign of the National Federa- tion of Federal Employes, Local 105, | Women's Local, Bureau of Engrav- ing and Printing, is offering cash prizes of $5 monthly for April, May and June | for the member bringing in the most | recruits. | This unit of the federtion. now 26 | vears old, is headed by Miss Belle Trouland. The federation is offering a free | trip to the convention site, in Yellow- | stone, to the person obtaining the | most new members. | CITY NEWS IN BRIEF. TODAY. Bingo party, Public School Engi- neers, 649 K street northeast, 8:30 pm. | o | Dinner. Women's Bar Association, | Mayflower Hotel, 7:30 p.m. | Bingo party, Lincoln Society of the Spanish War, Pythian Temple, 8:30 pm. Bingo party, L:diés' Auxiliary of International Association of Machin- ists, Northeast Masonic Temple, 8 pm. | Annual meeting, District Command- ery of the Naval and Military Order of the Spanish-American War, Army and Navy Club, 5 pm. Lecture by Manly P. Hall, “Rein- carnation, the Law of Rebirth,” Ma- zonic Temple, 801 Thirteenth street, $:15 pm. TOMORROW. Luncheon, Kiwanis Club, Mayflower Hotel, 12:30 p.m, Dinner, Georgetown Law School, Mayflower Hotel. Dinner danoe._PEEting Sales Club, Shoreham Hotel, 7:30 p.m. Luncheon, Cosmopolitan Club, Carl- ton Hotel, 12:30 p.m. Lecture by Lothrop Stoddard be- fore the English-Speaking Union, “A World in Integration,” 1107 Sixteenth street, 4:30 p.m. Luncheon, Midweek Luncheon Olub, Hamilton Hotel, 12:30 p.m. Buffet supper, Amity Club, Hamil- ton Hotel, 8 pm. Lecture by George O. Sanford of the Bureau of Reclamation on “Boulder Dam,” Powell Junior High School, 8:45 p.m. Luncheon, Phi Gamma Delta Pra- ternity, University Club, 12:30 p.m. Luncheon, Phi Delta Theta Fra- ternity, University Clul 30 p.m. GROSNER of 1325 F Street NG _STAR, ‘WASHINGTON Washington Wayside Random Observations of Interesting Events and Things. PETALED WEALTH. HE Japanese cherry blossoms | are only part of the horticul- tural wealth on display around the flower, shrub and tree grown banks of the Tidal Basin. A profusion of domestic and for- eign varieties includes the Japanese snowball and snakebeard, the latter a flowering plant which resembles grass; the red-stem dogwood, Ameri- can and English holly, Himalayan pines, purple-leaf plums, rose of Sharon, Norway maples, Cornelian cherry trees and lilac trees. * ok ok X HELP FROM THE EXPERT. T'S a sort of granite and limestone mother-in-law, this Department of Commerce Building. If it's mentioned, it’s ridiculed. and comes in for more jibes than all the other architectural menages of the Govern- | - ment put together. Secretary of In- terior Ickes is one of the latest to have his little say. Ickes was wandering through the | labyrinthine maze of corridors count- ing room numbers on his fingers, won- dering whether all the unemployed in America couldn’t be housed in this one building, and looking for Secre- | tary of Commerce Roper's office. Finally he found it. Pausing to get his breath after the long walk, he sighed a relieved sigh and entered. Before turning to mstters of the moment with Roper, he muttered to one of the assistants novering nearby: PLEASE! MR.HOOVER “Get Herbert Hoover on long dis- tance. I want to know how to get out of here.” * X ok % MODERN SAFETY RULES. NE veteran student of District legislation in Congress, with a penchant for translating law- makers’ lingo into capsule form, points out the automobile responsibility bill passed by the House embodies three simple rules for pedestrians and motorists: 1. Don't be hit by a first offender. (The law doesn’t apply to them.) 2. Be sure the car which hits you has District tags. (Out-of-town resi- dents are exempted from responsibil- ity.) covered by liability insurance. (If 3. If you must be hit, pick a fnr! you see a taxi coming, run for e storm cellar.) * % k¥ WHAT'S IN A NAME? N CHARGE of the City of the Dead on the slopes of -Arlington, over- looking Washington, 1is Col. Charles G. Mortimer, U. 8. A,, retired, who is now on active duty. He is a descendant of Dr. Charles Mortimer, George Washington's physician. Linguists have figured out Col. Mortimer's name has its foundation in the French word “mort,” mean- ing “death.” Thus, they say, it is fitting that he should be in charge of Arlington National Cemetery, the superintendent of which is named Robert Dye. * ok ok % CLEANING THE WORLD. HE colored, inlaid map of the T world on the floor of the en- trance to the new Post Office Building is one of the most admired interior adornments of any of the Federal buildings. It also is one of those requiring the greatest care. On rainy days a porter, with mop in hand, stands nearby. Hundreds of feet ag and shuffie over “Aus- “China” and the “Soviet.” When there is a pause the mop flicks out and whisks away the muddy stains. Otherwise the grime might be ground into the surface under the almost ceaseless tread. Gradually the map is acquiring a mellow, darker tint; it is the porter's task to see this tint is kept uniform, unspotted. A symbol on one side of the map is a wheel of months. named clockwise to show the flight of time. A symbol on the other side is a compass, laid out in brass. A guard estimates the compass inspires at least 40 complaints a day because people think it should point out true directions and not be the mere symbol intended by the artist. * ko ALL RIGHT, YOU COUNT. HERE are 1,200 columns on the State, War and Navy Building. This is a statistic contributed by Waddy B. Wood, Washington archi- tect, who several years ago drew plans for remodeling the structure, only to "Don’t Neglect Dangerous HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE Headaches. shortness of br 1l Dy f 5 K St. Installs the senaatxonal new Quiet May Oil Heating System imme- diately. Balance in 24 monthly payments, starting September 1st. COLUMBIA SPECIALTY CO. . 1636 CONN. AVE. - NORTH 7861-2-3 : : It’s this Price or | () that'll fi? a ‘stir’ ~ Don’'t forget this “CHESTY” was introduced in Washington by Grosner of 1325 F Street...and believe us, it cre- ated quite a “stir”! 75 Now, we say, we have the “CHESTY” that gives you that fullchested snug-waisted ef- fect at $29.75. This will create even more of a “stir.” GROSNER " 1325 B Street have them pigeon-holed. He didn't count the columns, though. He had it done. It wasn't a C. W. A. job either. That was before the New Deal. * ok ok % “BUTTON, BUTTON—" ITTLE Patsy, daughter of a ‘Washington newspaperman, was having trouble, a peculiar trouble. For more than two months her nose had been doing strange antics. It itched and she scratched it, but the tickle stayed on. It bled some- times, even when nobody punched it. It swelled up, swelled wide. It played all sorts of tricks. Her mother and father, thinking Patsy’s nose was simply rebelling against a bad cold, dosed it with everything they knew. Finally they took her to a doctor. ‘With his little flashlight and prob- ers he took a look. He shook his head, smiled grimly and said, “Well, | well.” | Then, very gently, he reached in- side and pulled out—a collar button! It was black, and its metal shanks were worn thin. “Patsy,” demanded her amazed mother, “did you put that collar but- ton up your nose?” ' “No-0-0,” Patsy denied. “He did it!” (Indicating her little brother, who had come to see the perform- ance.) All present turned toward the ac- cused. He opened his eyes wide and, with an air of injured innocence, re- | plied, “Aw, what would I wanna do a thing like that for?” | T e Citizens Meet Tomorrow. i Transportation problems will be discussed at a joint meeting of the Howard Park Citizens’ Association and Mott School Parent-Teacher Associa- | tion tomorrow at 8 p.m. at the school, Fourth and W streets, Rev. D. E. Wiseman will preside. | The First“"Alloyed Oil” D. C. WEDNESDAY, EDUCATION BULLETIN ISSUED FOR APRIL Library Courses and Other Events Listed by Reference Department. Publication of the April bulletin of | “Informal Education in Washington,” | listing study courses, lectures exhibits | and musical and dramatic events, pre- pared by the reference department of listing study courses, lectures, exhibits the Public Library, has been an- nounced by Dr. George F. Bowerman, Although the symphony concert sea- | son is nearly over, a number of other | musical events are scheduled for April, including concerts by the Choral So- | ciety, the Robert Nathaniel Dent Cho- | ral Society and the Washington Ora- | torial Society. The Jewish Commun- | ity Center also offers & number of musical opportunities. The town hall continues through April 21. 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