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WOMEN’S FEATURES Conquering Contract | By P. HAL SIM Mr. Sims is universally acclaimed greatest living contract and auction player. He was captain of the remowned “Four Horsemen” team and has won 24 national championships since 1924. For the Jump-Raise. HE one essential requirement is four of the opener's suit, be- cause this trump support must not require any confirmaticn at | any stage of the bidding. Open- er must feel sefe in making other in- formative bids even when his opening suit was only a four-carder. When the responder takes the bidding back to the original suit, that is his sign-off from slam aspira-| tions. It cannot| be used also as a confirmation of a| four-trump hold- ing, which must,| therefore, never be | in need of confir-| mation when the jump raise is used. | The other re- quirements may vary in kind, but| the hand as a whole must fulfill | this condition: If the partner had a| normal opening bid, game must appear absolutely certain. Try, therefore, to visualize a likely normal hand for your partner, and see how your hand ‘matches up with it. Your partner hav- ing bid one heart, attribute to him, for example: P. Hal Sims. s Qxx DLAXX Hits. AKX X X Clxx If you hold Axx - an opening for the added chance. If you cannot, after all, make use of it this time, be assured that it will win the hand for you on many other almost similar occasions. (Cooyright. 1933.) all inquirles on Mr. !IE. will snswer contrict that ‘are addressed to this news Daper “with a self-sddressed. “stamped en. JOLLY POLLY A Lesson in English. BY JOS. J. FRISCH. WITH THE CO-OPERATION OF THE CASH REGISTER, PERHAPS WE CAN P. 5. R—Cooperate is preferred to co-operate. ‘There is a tendency to eliminate the hyphen in compound words. There are no words in the dic- tionary which require “co” to be com- pounded with a hyphen. Thus we write cooperation, coordinate, coequal, codefendant, coincide, coworker, etc. The hyphenated form is still widely Good Taste Today BY EMILY POST, Famous Authority on Etiquette. Names. first letter this morning is from & woman doctor: “I am an M, D. and re- cently married an M. D. We would like to haye joint visit- ing cards engraved, not for professional | - use, of course, and in this case must I omit the prefix ‘Dr.’ and become Mrs.'? And, if so, does my husband use ‘Mr." instead of ‘Dr.’ And how should & joint envelope be addressed to us?” Answer—The conventional rule has always been that the wife foregoes her title and becomes Mrs., while her hus- would seem to me, has not with woman’s achievements, are just as much“l merely follow Jane and Maria How \DorothyDix| 4 "All You Have to Do Is to Be Pleasant to Live With—He Will Never Know That There Is Another Woman in the World. Your Hushand BRIDE asks me: “What is the one wife should have in order to hold husband and keep One that she can play all the way & ©Of course, every man would like to have s wife who is and interesting companion and a good cook and mana: graces are but the meringue on matrimony. The thing that has the real nourishment in rich sweetness of amiability, on which the airy ‘charms That 1s truly the food of love. FOElmmnwlwmmucylnthah.lreuthceflhenndafhn 1t is only a mask that covers & mean and selfish soul. ‘The most stu- pendous tion of classical features and peachy complexion, of violet eyes and Cupid's bow mouth, rouses no admiration in his breast if their expression is peevish and fretful and irritable, Nor does & man long the conversation and society of a wife, no matter how brilliant and intellectual she may be, if her wisecracks are directed at him and if she uses her keenness of mind in searching every fault and foible, and turning the spotlight of her wit upon . Nor can & woman keep her husband eating out of her hand merely by stuffing him on cake if she is nagging and whining and complaining, and if he dares not speak for fear of starting something that will take an ture to finish. % good-natured and easygoing, wha takes her husband it, the woman who fits herself as comfortably into a id coat or his old shoes or his old pipe, has a to never fails, that never .wears out, that never loses i E its power and its virtue increase every year after 50 that it is irresistible in the end. You hear often of divore are beauties and wits, but never of a man dive g & wile wi leasant to live with. ‘The fear that haunts the days and nights of virtually every wife past 35 is the dread of losing her husband’s affection and having him ler off after some other woman. This is a fear that strikes at her ke wives was NATURE’S CHILDREN SER ??g?‘ - B85 s it MAGAZINE PAGE. Ny NN g RN PO SRR Sandwich. 22 MOTH HOLES because she loves him and life will be cinders, ashes and dust with- im; er pride, because it proclaims her lack of charm and marks - her failure as a woman; at her pocketbook, because when she loses her h she loses her job and her comfortable support, and is thrown out on the world to earn her own living or exist on grug ly paid alimony. SO for every reason it is important to a woman to hold her husband, ‘but, curiously enough, the only formula they have evolved for doing 1 DL x x His. J X X X CLKQJx used. you can feel sure of getting a game in hearts. With One-half pound cottage cheese, two tablespoonsful minced onion, one-fourth cupful minced boiled ham, salt, paprika, twelve slices bread. cheese. Toast bread on one butter half the slice and spread BURNS — RIPS INVISIBLY MENDED B Eifes anves aecxc: FABRIC REWEAVING ‘CO. side, DL K Q CLAX DLEXXX CLKQxx the game appears equally sure, though the first and third hands face a cer- tain risk of duplicetion if opener's out- side strength is in spade, say, W AR%xx BEXT I do not think your game certainty will be there unless you have one and one- half purely primary tricks, however attractive the distribution. As the latter becomes less favorable, you need more | primary values to celiver the game, but | do not make the mistake of giying the jump-raise on a hand which calls for 2 two or three no trump response, even though _you have four of your partner’s suit. It may well be that three no/ trump is the right declaration, but if you make the Wrong response you are likely to get the declaration into the wrong hand. This will be bad in a tournament where the loss of an ob- tainable overtrick is very serious. In rubber play it will not matter much | unless it should actually cost you the | game, a result which may well occur on a close no-trump hand where the opening lead decides your fate. These several responses are especially pointed and graded so as to direct no-trumj declarations to the right hand, lndg want you to make it a habit to con- sider this factor carefully on every hand in which it occurs, whether it affects game or only overtricks. Over partner’s bid of one heart, the response of two no trump is far pref- erable with Sp. K109 Di.AJx His K x x x crQdx whereas the three-heart response is suitable for Sp. AKx DI QJx Hts. Kxx X €L 109 x as, with exactly the same honors, the former must be led up to in no trumps, while the latter may well be led through. If partner's hand cannot stand no trumps, in either case Fou will end up in four hearts. Always leave — yet her pies are as good as his Mother’s When “Advice to brides” is given these days, there is one secret she welcomes eagerly. NOW she doesn't have to envy the delicious pies HIS mother makes! She has learned the secret of all good pie-baking .« . piecrust baked the FLAKO way! Why should she spend hours in the hot kitchen, surrounded by bowls and spoons, ice-water and shortening, sticky utensils and flour, flour everywhere? She knows that she need only add four tablespoons of water to a package of FLAKO—to mix, roll and bake the lightest, daintiest, flakiest pie-crust anybody ever tasted! And it takes but three Think of it! ‘With Flako your pie crustis ready for the oven in 3 min- utes! Allyou dois add 4 table- spoons of water, mix and roll. “3.3.93. F YOU see “3-3-33” as the heading of this story, you may think that there must be a mistake; but that is one way of writing the date, March 3, 1933. By using the num- ber of the month, and by leaying out the “19” in 1933, we save a little time as we start a letter. If we send out a large number of letters, we may save a great deal of time in the course of a year. The point I wish to make today, however, is that on March 3 of this year we use the same number four times with this kind of date-writing. That sort of thing will not happen again until April 4, 1944. When that time comes we shall be able to date our letters 4-4-44—unless we have another form of calendar. I remember a day a little more than 11 years ago when people were able to date letters 2-22-22. That was Febru- ary 22, 1922. There were five “2s” in a row. The use of five similar numbers will not be possible with the present calendar until January 11 in the year 2011 y 1-11-11. On November 11, 2011, they will be able to call the date 11-11-11. Back in 2-22-22 I was just starting to place my daily stories before a large number of readers. Some persons at that time supposed that “comics and bedtime stories” were “the only things” children wanted to read in a news- paper. My idea was that the Great Adventure of Knowledge would be en- joyed by boys and girls. In the 11 years since 2-22-22 I have written more than 3,450 daily stories of history, science, travel, nature and “human interest.” I have received let- ters from so many boys and girls that I could not give you even a close guess about the number, but I know that it runs into hundreds of thousands. Some Jetters have come from Japan, some from Africa, others from England, Ger- many and Switzerland. Now and then children have imag- ined me to be an old, old man with a long white beard; but I have told them that it is not necessary for an People Who live then may write| THE NINETEEN MONTH SIGNS OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR. uncle to be old. When 4-4-44 comes, and also when 5-5-55 arrives, I hope that I still shall be giving my best to Speaking of dates makes me think of the many kinds of calendars which exist or have existed. Chinese, Mo- hammedan and Jewish calendars are used today by millions of persons. In olden Mexico and Central America cal endars were invented before the white men came and were used by Maya and Aztec Indians. (For “Human Interest” section of The leaflet called ot the Sky” contains a sizes of the planets and distance from the sun. It tells about Donati's comet and other wonders. If you want & copy, without charge, send & stamped return envelope to me in care of this newspaper. UNCLE RAY. (Copyright, 1933.) HER SECRET OF SUCCESS Married! minutes from package to oven! No hot, tired, cross little wife to greet Bob when he comes home for dinner! But a lovely, sparkling little bride at the door—AND a steaming, luscious pie on the table! (Note: Advice to brides. Include several packages of FLAKO in that “first” grocery order!) One-half pound cottage cheese. One | hour. this is by trying to retain a synthetic youth and look flapperish when they are fortyish. Which can't be done. It is bad, but true, that after thousands of years of studying how to please men, women have not yet assimilated the fact that men's dominant girl who is " w:nfluln‘ away from wives with high ideals to ladies who have no ideals at all. Mlfl get all the fighting they want in the outside world, and when they come home they want to find peace and rest and quiet, and for this ason they will overlook sloppy housekeeping in a wife who will let them cigar ashes on the rugs and go to sleep on the living-room couch. dread & scene as they dread a cyclone, and if a wife will only meet stress of domestic life with calmness and reason, and if she will only laugh off her husband’s little blunders and faults, she may be extrava- gant and a gadder and he will pay her bills without a murmur and eat downtown on her club nights and still think he married a paragon. as & woman sings her husband's praise, as long as she makes she considers him the greatest man in the world, as long as 8| him appreciation and affection, as long as she uses tact in handling him and gives the soft answer that turns away wrath, as long as she smooths his fur the right way, he never knows that there is another woman in the world, even if she isn't & beauty or a wit or a good housey keeper. DOROTHY DIX. (Copyright. 1933.) dark. They are very pretty creatures and have bands of chestnut brown on it pletely encircled the tail. Three inches long, the tail being 13 inches, the wee lizards are not very formidable. In fact, they are often made into pets and permitted to rest in the coat pocket. At the World Fair in Chicago, these beautiful little creatures were sold by the thousands to ladies, who wore them fastened by gold chains to their dresses. It seems unusual that a mouse will frighten a woman so, but a creeping lizard scurrying over the shoulder did not disturb them. Being fashionable has many advantages over fears. ‘The family life of the banded gecho has not received much attention, and here again is & wonderful opportunity for a budding naturalist. You will have co-operation ]:rlenty and much fun working the lfe story out, and what a lot you will learn from these little gayly-banded creatures. (Copyright. 1933.) . Tomato Rarebit. 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