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BEDTIME STORIES Chatterer Hides. Be auick of Pray npeer give Chatterer the Red Squirrel was hav- Ing a bad time. Back and forth, from wide to of Paddy 1 e Beaver he dodged. Red- tail the wk, quick of wing. quick was doing his best Chatterer was get- ery minute he He was be- DODGED ARC RSIDE OF THE ROO¥ LITTLE BENNY | | - to Puds Simkins to- 5. 1 wonder hope you never get we cach promised to lefter at. th we gt dut’ o the country this place is called Merfy on account of the man and y that owns it having of Mr.‘and Mrs. ) live there like y digging can questions gs. and all he s as steddy as a city r idees 10 father and “mother realize he country the ferst thing up. 301 carried in & . and spred them all je they was still asleep. faces. and I snuck out of ¢ soon they started as anyihing and here ves but poison ivory and all a2 ways under the and they mede me pick the 1l off agen on account of me uched them ohce anvways so s going to’get it ‘1 probably had Ireddy. only nothing hasent hap- ned vet and I ant hoping for the best | it would probably be a kind of 1o be reminded all the time n the country. have wrote to me | | indeed a bitter task, and side of the roof of the house | | doomed {above a steaming tub to get | and rent {and goes without a BY THORN w. BURG | Chatterer dodged around fo the other !side of the roof. Redtail was right after him. This time when Chaiterer dodged around he went faster than he had gone at any other time. Yes, sir he did so. He went around that roof like & little red streak. Straight down to that big projecting stick he ran and darted under it. There he flattened himself against the under side. Hardly had he had time to catch his breath when Redtail the Hawk came round on that side. He was all set swoop down and _pick Chatterer ht off that roof. Yes, sir, he was et for that. But he didn’t swoop down and r THE EVENING STAR, THE CHEERFUL CHERUB A AT N AR Trovble is & coward., Tt g.\rmof. stand w ht , S0 1 ~uld ly | It _soon” will take to couldn't see a effect of a sudden Chatterer y somewhere t a sudden scream terer move. It didn't n that there was any of. Then Redtail ng with disappbintment \\n\ and that way, hop- that water N he hoped t \\4\ 1ld make Ct that point f Chatterer. { Chatterer moved, even eves would ha of mained clingt t to of that stick just above the v gave Chatterer the cold shiv how easily Billy Mink m! d him and grab By S.LHUNTLEY the under side | Buo anan | Art Plum, after foin’ thro' college. an’ then marryin’ a rich’ young girl, i | back home, an’ finally learnin’ & trade at th' age o' 39 (Copyrisht Waabday. <o In bygone times the village wives put gall and wormwood in their livas by | Wading deep in Mondey suds. and | washing all the household duds. At | daybreak when the Monday came, they | started up their weary game, and| wiung and washed, and washed and wrung, untl their nerves were all un-| strung’ they plied strong soap in heavy cakes until their bones were full of | aches, inhaling steam and tainted air. but toiling on in sick despair till all| | | —ol the clothesiines in the town with gar- ments white were loaded down. It was t4s not strange | they would ask why wives were w0 such a chore, while men Joafed round the corner store. There heard that washing to get results es would ruin that m your aunt done by ha bag: a weary woman hi from out her husband’s t. If it were to the laun- ‘twould be returned all ripped the buttons cracked, the cuffs | , and father then would be| 1 It took the wives a long, long time 10 learn that washday is a crime d that s machin | ted green s lives an i1l that | sent a few o the laund v ir, and bring them back | so clean and white that seeing them is | a delight. And Monday morning comes ague of rancid | clothes WALT MASON ' eof s A FuBRew. | GALL FOR DU | Orew om. WE Gt T SS You Know How These Plumbers Are. W ¥ KEN KLING There Are Tricks in Every Trade. The Truth Jars, Not Idle ————. Lucky Jimmie. ALBERTINGE RANDALL The Parson’s Cake Is Doe! you face it By | Pop MOMAND I Surrenders. | THIS HERE'S TH BEST LIL RE: Jss ROUND THESE PARTS e ~YOR AvwAaYs 61T EST WHAT YU ORDER Exiy stave vo Tiee) TOOAY WASHINGTON, The neeoe STATUE OF CLARKE| MEGINIS T® BE ERECTED BY THE UNITED ORDERrR o WANDERERS IF FINISHED ! Joy REIGNI N THE MEGINIE DoMICILE — ALL \S SUMSHING comes reom AGUY DEaFecT Hoss OF THEMSELES = TUESDAY, STATUE'S FINISHED TLL S€e TH MAYOR To-MORROW ABOUT THE DATE FoR THE UNVEILING AND IVE GOT A SWELL \PCE:N ALL DOPED OUT THAT TIM GO’ 3 NG AT TuE CEREMONMY! AUGUST 14, WELL EVERY THING 1S 'HOTSY TOTSY CLARICE OL GAL ' Your || NO SPeecH ! SPEECH MAKING 1928, SUTL WA \WHATA YOU HEAN L AT GONNA FARE A Lok SPEECK? TVE GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAy Aseut| il THIS STATLE — BESIDES ANT 1 YouR HUS®AND ? THE QITIZEMS OF CHICAGD WILL EXPECT A FEW WORDY FRON "E' OF COURSE In @OING TO HAKE A SPEECH! TiL Do ALL THE ALOYSIVS NOW TAKE FER INSTANCE |, IF YUH'D ORDER A FRESH EGG AND BLACK COFFEE, YUK GIT T BLACKEST COFFEE AND TH' w Eese THERE'S ™MeE PLUMBGE 2 [ P.M.. THAT BozoO'S \\Nom«né on) MYy SINk THe Second ; JANUAPY.J ON His WAY To JoN Tre DENVER BASE BALL TEAM WINDY TRIED Yo SWIPE A RIDE ON BACK OF A BUS But A SHARP TURN IN Tue RomD PUT OUR HERO BACk oN His FEET ' AGAIN LET ME BRUSH YOU OFF, FRIEND— ARE YOU HURT 7 N'T You ADORE THE! | GoRgeEOLS MOUNTAIN JusT € GETTING OUT OF HiS CAR AND TELLING HIS) | CHAUFFEUR T CALL AT FIWVE BEeem ‘ SINCE ofF /T'VE GOT [BAD NEwS FOR YoOU TODAY, PLUMBER! | /\WHAT DVYE MEAN, BAD N News ? WEY, warTer! L WANTA CHANGE MY / 1 OROERED [ A SMALL | b ax !/ A/ BLACK AND WHITE 1% WHITE ONTIL A woMAN SAYS WHITE'S £l Mitiza BUT I HAVEN'T | I WKANOW THAT, BuT HALE FINISHED \ my LEASE HAS FIXING THIS SINK ) ExP‘REb AMD 2 \’CT' T'A MOVING! T'M AFRAD T WONT WANT You ANY MoORE M&R TODAY, } L (Coprigne 1998 by W T Fuhee s Goum Srvain Wiehts Ruservad_Trade Mars Bug, U § Mot Oflse NO-IM ALL RIGHT! WAS JusT ABOLT To BOARD THAT BUS WHEN T T ME) OH ' ARE_YoU_GOING ALREADY - PARSON POPEVE 7 YES 'Ar m’ mv‘nfis cAl | L 7 *) /1F 1M NoT | mistAren / 1 SAW HIM GeT THROWN | OFF THE ReAR ! HoP N MY CAR OVER THERE — 1'LL GLADLYY TAKE You To YOUuR I DESTINATION ) N 1TS WONDERFUL OF YoU To OFFER DRIVING ME Tb DENVER = WHEN WE GET ——— THERE TM GONNA 4 SOSQ:\\ GNE You A NICE R“EPT JUST PAY WHAT IT ; N THANKS VERY MUC SAYS ON THE METER ™M ON MY WAY To DENVER — \T's A 55 MILE TRIP 4 WELL, TS 1S A LovELY AND_MUST_ YOU TAKE YOUR DEAR MFt WITH You 7 { ligs [Ane youtL Fno 1| [ 1M ciAD oF ThAT [ VERY BENIFICIAL | | WE CAME HERE L i ] | SOLELY FORR THE v BENIFIT OF MY HusT BANDS¥SLICE | / pREAMT WE HAD HOME-MADE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM FOR DINNER TO-NIGHT! e “mEY CERTAINLY ] - INDEED , | GRIEVE ToT J1MUSTY Rendail,