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THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. ¢, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1925. THE EVENING sr, AR ‘ cver, proved unacceptalle, and very |und leaves nuuseating evidence of his st g g e, [ o S 5 i e e e e e THIS AND THAT Politics at Large ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS el _}ern part of the country, withough in| The fines inflicted on these culprits WASHINGTON, D. C. { the West they are still current. Then |will be in the minds of most not one WEDNESDAY. . .October 21. 1925 | @0 effort was made to increase the |penny too heavy. They will make K T _— By G. Gould Lincoln BY FREDERIC J. HASKIN. i = use of two-dollar bills, but this, too, |many look longingly back to the sav- BY CHARLES E. TRACEWELL. 2 THEODORE W. NOYES...Editor| proved ineffective. There is a preju- |age “tabu” which dealt effectively with The administration gains a vote in| Q. If a painting has no signature, | derives its name from the name of " ¥ = 5 dice against two-dollar bills among |such of our prehistoric ancestors as| Templeton Jones, along with other and ring on top to hang it up by.|the Senate for the coming session of |ean it Te identified? 3. 1. . ~'}its stre. These horses are preva : e : Company | many people, some of whom regard |felt the ignoble urge to link themselves | People. had an idea’that he could fore-) There was u blue hand, and a gold | Congress through the appointment of { A. One way of proving the identity | through southern Colorado wnd FlioEvening }f‘r, "‘:m‘fi"” SIpar, ‘xl amy ‘f‘l % ,(‘,.:;m.‘.)u The .-me:' ob. | in some way with divinity or fame, 1t |35t the weather a great deal better| hand and a dial, with elaborate red | Arthur R. Robinson o P ndianapolls | of a canvas is by the examination of | Mexico, where they were used o [t e b SUparHe T ons i oo : S than the whole Weather Bureau put|and black letters. 10 fill the vacancy caused by the death ) the brush stroke. As one art critic | running dash or quartermilo I Naw York Offie: 110 E: jection, however, is due to the pos-[Is a national shame that eternal|togther. The barometer was really a nifty-|of Senator Samuel M. Ralston, Demo- [ has said, “The brush strokes of ajand called quarter horses. They Chicasg Ofec:, Tower Bulld) atbility of confusion with the lower | Vigilance must be the price of sanctity. | BEvery time the bureau predicted| looking article, and Templeton Jones | crat. The appointment of Mr. Robin. | Dainter are as individual as the hand- | saddle horses. The predomfuat! coean Ofice’ 18 Ko " | denomination. Despite the endeavor — ————— rain, and it did not rain, Jones would | was very much pleased with his pur-lson by Gov. Ed Jackson brings to| writing of a writer. color 18 gray. z o T il tea it I st say: “Wrong again!” ot an end the pulling and hauling by : worn- | 10 DUt Lhis bill n clreutation 1t 1s s How many of vou have done that? There wag a sheet of directions,|friends of various possible appointees, comparatively uncurrent. Now, ad- hough cross-word puzzles are "‘* explained before in this column, | too, “for ading and adjusting|which had reached large proportions. y only. 20 mitting the failure to popularize the | somewhat on e _|Jones {s a kind-hearted chap. Not|barometer.” Gov. Jackson, according to word e Rl i teo il WL L B e the wane in this coun-|yor the world would he hurt any one’s | Jones looked at the blue hand, and| brought he would have Iliked | People . 3 per |, A. Fddie Fov, chlef comedia 7 14 made by | silver dollar - | try they are still popular in Europe. |feelings, and, being a man of unusual | read: mightily to take the senatorship him-|1:763.740 ave llliterate, or about 12 p 1r. Bluebeard," howas ) Treasury officers are \1l'anu\n:: the | They are even being put to political |intelligence, he is not given to “‘run- 29.70. self, but he decided to remain in the | “®Nt- e at the Iroquois Th on Decembe n Advance, | minting of a new coin, a ‘combination | purposes. In Hungary, for Instance, “"{5“‘°W"“' the e orts of mlu;;w.“ ]A;Z:‘\k‘hn: at his tliro""‘f"_";. he r..urmllr: governorship until the end of his| (. Are an extension of a patent and | 30, 1903, was the hero of 3 e old d silver dolla haps having e »und cessary by % hien he cast iese reflections “Rising barometer, 29.6 to 29.9, fair|term, it is indicated by his statement ol orld 7—. fire which c W Virginia. £old and silver dollar, per Dy | it bas been found uecessary by the |upon the United States Weather Bu-| weather, with fresh” winds onightjannouncing the appointment of Mr. spokien 1n [f-h',lr;’,,r',f“,,zmu',f',;“,\,,,,k.n Giileredt the leanes iof the L$R40:1 a4 gold center with a silver rim,!government to establish a rigid cen- |reau, therefore, he was only doing|and tomorrow.” Robinson. One argument which it is | more widely Shin any other lang to play und shouted to the 29:00:0 slightly larger than a quarter and|sorship over them. According to a de- |What thousands do every time the| “Hit it the first time out of theideclared was used by t in the world except the Chiness, to keep in order and file out quie s therefure more cusily handled than the | creo Just swued at Budapest, all puz- | PUEeau fuils to “hit it i x said Jones, highly - pleased: | Repunlican leaders of the is the language of 160,000,000 persons. | The ceolness of Fov, who begzed the = rt wheel.” This wor ovelty, | , ¥ b he trouble is that no one says : RMght square e b don't [in Gov. Jockson's mind the = Cathan 18 a oy 110,000,000 dience to hold itself check, and All Other States. cart wheel.” This would be a nOVel'Y, f zles, together with their solutions, lword when the forecasters predict the how the Weather Bureau could| tion to remaln as Tort wasitiel Ao e renoane. leader i chest jay. ...1 yr.. §10.00: 1 nd might solve the problem of Secur- myst be submitted to the government |absolutely correct weather a day, or | 4o any better than that.” assurance that these leaders would ' e | R saved " g al ceptable small unit of 10ng | cansor before publication. This decree |tWo days, or even three days ahead of | YLike the hen watches her brood, behind Gov. Jackson for the vie Q. Are an extension of a patent and | pa -t floor. Gurability. was promulpateal becaube ratently | CiAs: b snataline e 'I' rometer. He wanted | presidential nomination in 1925, ssue of s ent one und the ¢ and did not leave A government that is embarrassed |yositimist newspaper printed a puz. How often each one us has 'Sm» '_”:mh_‘ e * X K *x E {u v;;:fl_.;“.;m{lr'r“:rr”ljllll;«.:;“)‘(‘ el . was dropr the quantity of perfectly 800d{ 1. that when the spaces were filled | Wished that some one would notice all| plye hand was going up. 1t rose four While the selection of Robinson, af . (‘,‘).3 . Under the patent laws. | ey required for the transaction of | 4.coraing to definitions, contained the | UF Koul deeds, all our kind actions, | one-hundredths of an fnch in half an | prominent attorney of Indiabapolis}y,; up extension of a patent is meant . Mo fine point hour. mes got over his wish thatfand a candidate in 14 or S olor b ation otlicaviire: Bo LEALItRe | Broan patent remains in force through an !aid him ut Harg Q. What proportion of our foreign- e born population is flliterate?—M. C. M. | @ What part did Eddl 1?“{.". A. There are 13,712,754 forelen-born | In asslsting ut the Iraquols Thea people in the United States. Of these|fire in Chicago? V. 1i. W bl of How quick, on the other hand, is thing wonld begin to spin around publican nomination for the Se 1. tainly | onps 5 Cryptograms of all sorts huve fig- {every one, even our homo folks, 10| You see what monkeying with r settles for the time being the ques-} {0 060" Tarion of time. When the ‘A, John Brov in this respect arc NOU| yreq fn secret political propaganda in [find faultt Weather Turenu, | A8 id done to hin: tion. of Indiana’s representation tn | TS IRl hade 17 vears | and had 20 ci Religion and Law. r with those of certain} g st Repressive measures have |, The United States Weather Hureau,| ~ Barometers, Jones solemnly ass the Senate, the strugele for the Re- |70 vear 1861, the law respecting | died in ) e e it seems to me, has to bear the brunt | e are not radio dials, neith publican nomination next vear, when| - =i e Samic L 2 Sk sovernments since the war, a revolu- £ ks extension was modified so as to pr ed him in Fresident Coolidge, {n an addres Foves been often adopted against revolu-{of this attack for the rest of the Gov re oy k | Robinson’s successor, & vell as @ h iden lidge, 1 e, Ve ack ‘ are they thermom wor tobinson’s successor, as well as | yiqc that an extension shall be grant- | two were ki ir printing | ¢y ary codes. Secret communications |ermment establishment. Jveryhody | gocording to the immutable Jaw of air| successor of Senator Watson, mustf eq op), ; apectal act of Congress, | Owen Brown delivered a res it o -*:;":{L‘ have been maintaine the most | BIUS 0 ‘“ _ "{"‘r“ L pressure. Jones “l|'x.‘l!” ly)vy it was l‘:‘ i« ‘“;i:". bl y-rn)u:“,rm-‘(“ \'m;x,-]: the. affsct. of Which has been that ax. |lone’ the © s and shm ause of the| o ner o of symbols e S 10 exact state ] ai) pight to keep his prize in the vt out de here {8 much | tensions have not been granted . : Who men and X S tary | oPen manner by the use of symbols |o¢ weather affairs He recalled the story of the Speculation s oithe AtEtuAeraf FOEil o oy e ELE ”.,“m, 1 AY | and hidden meanings. The cross-word | Being a human agency, the bureau | vecryit to radio, who as . mer Senator Albert J. Beverldge, | fasus of o patent condists in tF is the mode of political |does “miss it l:j::xw-";;“"_':jl“““;"”“‘; man It he would have 5| whose appontment to fill the Ralston | o an amended patent in | stion, but e ntly the Horthy [ 5 SO0 (8 LIRIte Al Stitos, antl tts MAv‘u-r s open i ‘\‘m-m ¥ \‘vl~ strong r«;l d ou T | one which the Paten f ment in . prom 0 | ca o t 3 g ; i iy = s SN . some. qt ers it ha the patentee to urrender Gcn Butler in ?hlladelpha government 1 prompt o fcareful judgments mde by g-expe-| qoors,” Templeton told himsel been fusisted that Beveridge had - | iy n!-vwr-m Painidit s ¢ January Brig. | step on thi Perhaps the o «w smile ) tended to be @ cundidate for the|op 4 defective or insuffictent specifica of the Marine | royalist puzzie makers will find sc Tho barometer was really o nomination against Senator Watson, | tion, or on ascount of the Jang of time, however sue tty t » in Ge 'l announeing himself after the city! having clatmed in the origin lung; & clatmed in lebr S = : S . sasts the weather. Tem- | S all 1 yiw at -l election in Indianapolis next month.|as of his inventt S b at Pendleton, Oreg of pub- | have double meanings that evade de- | [WOlRT CCEEL LG hat out, atter | tom of fal. Around the grad-| Others have deciared that Beverldge, | than he had a right to cl 5 et wasi on < re- | tection by the censor and yet will con- | he had gc to w great deal more | uated dial, in letters of r-«l1 and black, | realizing the strong hold which Sena- i D Tt | vev rounlist senttrments to the Sriuble . most will go. He is,| were the following words, reading|tor Watson has on the Republican| Q. If the Rev. Willlam Montgome z e state nti ir mg from left to right, clockwise rmy, | organization of the State, uld H - Enased by Pr 3 < . hls may T the puzzles | #8 stated, an eminentiy fal 3 , { Brown has been deposed by the Prc wunced that Ger : i his ey P e PREEES Tl golng to get a barc Rain, Change, b him, but that Mr. Beveridge | estant Lpiscopul Church, Low can he to the ta harder to solv In this country | ery ¢ predict the weather,” he te .;v Jones soon got wise to the fact ths continue to interest himself in| st maintain the claim of elphie, enforcing the | crosswording has become o easy | his family. “Wouldn't it « joke | these markings —mean «liy | his book on Abraham Linco bishop?—K. D. st ard »ugh practice and the repeated use | If I could do it as well is the whole | nothing. e gold hand was 3 Mr. Beveridge, of course, is at lib- A. The Rev. Willlam Montgomery her standard | through practi E e d use 1 1 2 3 t irst | of the hardest words that it has | Weather Bureau?" for show, being fixed in the glass, Inlerty to enter the lists against cither | Brown, who was deposed by the Prot message was mot the Hrat] ot aven graes a0 that SLhas] Snw wsured him it would be of the dlal, so that it could belSenator Watson or Mr. Robinson wund | estant Episcopal Church and declared to the people | | ie vear for which | lost much of its zest as u sport. funny, indeed. placed directly over the blue hand, and | other candidates for the short term | to be no lonker & minister of that or- m to hold t » had been * o the city by e a——————— ST bet T can do it Letter with a | thus one could readlly see which way | in the prim , which will be held | ganization, was consecrated June 4, 7 -, said Jones. Like|the hand was golng. next Mav. If he does go into the|1925, at Galion, Ohio, a bishop of siness 1x surely not facing a &TAVe {pyigge “Long live Otto.” Two 3 o Tex of absence | strange words in their on under the direct Servic: chestnut ol . : grade of foi ailanthus we exten and training of | e Government, he made| © falrs ure tnclined to resent oo ! e e ] T id not take Jones long to see|fight it is bellev R 1 | : < | betting restrictions which pe Fitea ; that his barometer. desplte &ts com-| choose to run for the nomination for | branch :nd the political | fessional horse racing to display al-| seen on aratively e 1 skl !"- S DT | the Rtalston seat now held by Church. to thorough 1aw | luring odds while the amateur stock | His acaus with this useful | forn capably. On the seve Robinson be surp the year | breeders are supposed to be content | Instrun ‘ to Jeaning tn & called the Weathe ](Vl-l P r of candidates reau-with a most guilty !u.nwf!n: oot B f sk the correct baromeiric readings i L0f the Demo | erages Known o for the Lour, h { oia s 4 nd what sk Frocin ould be open to all comers t with th one ure: : - ise 0t n 4 k in Ru S to drift, under cover of Kt : : ones t y ihe o ness, etiquetts about it n which race-track i1 any a8 ulwa ¢ with compi If there h a : ttle 5 ial he can rea 1 ssued statistics sho and quote you the authe He nis addres: will s0c t s ! 1 metropolis is famous for | pi e cony | Write your que applicatior sor ingz more than oysters and ter etters t nom he « 11 t r me ir v S| Date yows 05 ately porce: been greatly char s PR 4 i e ana i i t wdidat succeed him . THe orzin - percentage of la . " " g x , L . s vesterday on I ”‘,’“‘:’”;’i'_ef o Senators” in the siang of o ; . : our he s iring the servance. It st .m‘l‘uI e ! sport. The United States Senate can | . 1 y 2 % y . Aoy el o e . polnt to this fact as an evidence that | vented the X irst : . i e e ;,!,,,, hav not chan d. PTe are \ 1 o v = 9 5 i ‘ ol = 4 B EEE ““J‘.' fs still held in popular reverence vith i UrY | five times as mu or for these m ot the law, stilt combnn oD~} and esteem - t > Templeton Jones wus having a 1 1 have opportuni lawbreakers, still relatl 1 ith ted fun with his barometer as he did | personally to weet many of them and understood, between the under oo e used. fon to th ification of and the municlpal administra-| Audiences are accustomed to pro- [, What n J ! { Repubiican linesthr ! . = : The mayor of the city, backing | fanity on the theatrle stage. The | declured S weter § 3 I pa i e | boserng undaundl EILS S e el Butler fully in his efforts to es- | theater, however, may fail, us does the | the advertisement “| Senator Butler was joined by e o higher staudard of public | tndividual exponent of cbjurgation, It was the first real d { Autumn ; Hitnps tes to ihak ity and law observance, s ear- | make pr v interesting when the instrument arrived. After H Treadway of MaSSa-| izl an administration which lity and lu Some rain the weuther had cleared i Republicin leaers | o oot i Toae.= o Natigis i desire to support bis direc. | pressive. and fre | dirences, OtheE] T e e A He is up J},’-AI!“-‘ : e te in the : L 1 : ! v i i e meetings will b held| Soncerned. As certain as unythi 1 | { same conditions that are still ba SHOOTING STARS. sun. = Gen. Butler. 2 = = e e o an swelisaffont 1o v LANDER JOHNSON Tt locked grant this additional leave now re — larm clock y 1 T Noineptorts | erene quested in order to y Left Behind. ] v | Semator! Gilett and [ hare : 2 | wuse Will| 4, ving just taken place at Locarne | the laws | municipal post an officer of i '8 3 vy : i p join en: Butler for these confer-| i qecies are clear. eague wi an lous nd conscientious na uck. A ] N 4 % el h ‘:.1“ \»Al s : el r -{.‘l;»;,l ; fl \» w ‘ ' : who is also chair-| {5, can 1 these laws publican tio: e sbifengte - o for his services. He 15 do . vou can't hel t o wishin® " M. B. LEVIC Bk plicen delo he | ing @ valuable work this present hat yot 1 slam 3 e —— — = Pre of the Presi. | assignment, and r)hur" }15 ‘r reason t 1 1€ 4 11l—How Thev Lose Them. o " *hiladelphia wants = = 1 & o discuss wit unts to rematn, he shouid en . e s herohe Tagioative pto.| of the « Lon 1 : ' one vacant e Sut wlien i 15 Ishiin’. a new 1 ying or 3 s OLane ¢ the one reserved for Uncle b Tlockat m undertaking F age, but 1 i > 22l Gov 0 £ Nev o e an As one of cruel servitude, and shout. | pohods to know In five o T ; | announced he does ten ced aig - s i Sorethin o 5 : i to be u candidate for governor again President’s visitors, as employed in negotiations look- { hours he tock 00 pounds from t vear, aund his friends have de- | ez ¥ di jon, rec can be, the league is koing with a disarmament long ago served notl ference would bec Richmond, } ester, merville. Gre w Bedfor mind has 1 change since it was disclosed to this wority of t & : B estors Gigec - s Other Methods. it = does T i e | Coolidge consic manent and universul peace A leas ourse: | .lo: T '4\ Tt y . ; wllfl:} r M ||} i 'u‘x.q w,,\_L-‘ '1:\ ot desire to enter | 1 tha . «71dLfl con id termined to aggres il : : privilege of subser : o 1 1 ” he race for the Senate seat now occu- | ers tha armament = Mave you any idea of what you | P75 FER B SR IT ‘pper, and 1 seddio 2 pied by Senator Wadsworth, Republi- | ference w only with diy or legal | e going to when Congress con-{ = g 2 & great man) id 1 .{van. The governor in his'armament anc £ correspond! le to discover theor L o onas?! that hecause gland was in the mid nd local. but v {m»nr.» to get out of political office inymi t America. T " s : dle of u boom embered in history - 1 And when there isu't | New York. For yeurs he has been!a - uropean auth i have Cro e R e e el e crook has other micthods than | the wheelhorse of Democracy in the a conclusion. The {ghum. “1 il sy ‘y that 1 % i G casting his net | Empire State. He has born the bur . s today as important "I.m;y ‘ that moment of hyateria floated com: re is the one- \ethod and the of its campalgns. s made | tor in land d as_infantry s N anies caplitalized at $1,700,000.000 system and the switehing | it possible for the Democratic cohorts |artillery. A miry like Czecho. | minent opera singer, su3s into poiitics. D'Annun: no! 16 v . = : o s : : 4 share cash down. | game: \stalliient. systen awil] | to struggle on to victory, and mauy | slovakia, without a seacoast, looks into politi °* | appositio T e e if the victin husn't all cash, and | of his supporters have ridden to offi el upon alreraft as vital to its terri Why not a prima ; one of the lutest e soculled Tank- |on the ticket with Al Smith. He is|torial security. Aircraft. therefore, Dignity of Art. Judgmen ers’ shares. In_this 1 Moter o, | entitled, those who know him ciosest | comes directly within the scope of The techniqu sccurities | of Canada stock hu% been hought say, to retire from publie office, which | jand armaments. It is bound to be $460 to $520 o share and soid to the | glves little In the way of remunera- | aken substant - Dublic at $600 to $150 by splitting it | ton. and to make use of his talents e consid was then. When he can be takes ad- | fnio_one-hundredth parts, each part | t0 #ari i competence for his family - weapons. e Sl e mes plted s i T b And when thets | belng offered wherd from $6 to | and the age which §s stll to come to i cesentially @ 5 $7.50 through clreular letiers w hita. Other men linent in public | military pow el s - e bave o litde boomt | wive the impresslon that the lite: have retired from office with Just | Sular pusition. has perhaps a livelter . 1 dancing unless + person el Tt rect Cat | company i letting the recipient {n as | Such i plea. among them Charles . interest in lmitation of aircraft thas e i ful favor ’n.m;.. of course, the 1’4,\1‘1)-* l(:mh s ;vha; Rave u’é(’\\\“d'}‘“““‘.nn other nation iu the world. For the e . . hy. then, e Bim £0| ¥ord compuny has nothing to do with | of Secretary of State, an am | pase four vears Britain has lived in ence were | means of livelih , . gust long’enough to pUL| the ofter, 3ibbs McAdoo. Gov. Smith’s opponent | amething - approaching a relgn Ur it TS AN X T ehologs back of the | o THE SWICR zume i5 one of the | for the presidential hominatlon In the | {Ciior Lecause of French alr powor | reason for “ | Jud Tunkins says there are gome| That is the perchology Lack of the | staples. Frequently it i3 combined | last Democraile national convention. ynd its danse a group of islands |and the budget feeving defaced monuments erected | ihin e that meney can't buy, but | MEI-pressure galesman. “Come in| it (he installment proposition. | Who retired from the office of Secre-|\chiel, are within half an bhour's | continuous iir S herolsmand slaughter. | - 5" S S quick!” s the gist of his talk. The | What is switched is good stock for | Wry of the Treasury while President | cyry : e n (hat s {none of ‘em are things that he scems | dyook is going up suon, or it is set to od stock for striking distance by air. When I | confere |The two men in question, who werel, "o a0 onc oiontar 15 8.going Up. w001, O had, or good stock for a worthless | Wilson was in the White House rope talks disarmament, John I tates i 1 VRO WeTe | 4 fing any particular need of. <o up on a certuin date; the ofl well . One way they work it s this:| Strong pressure will be brought ta|oni insist that atreraft be on the | tary but the first of 20 defendants hdlcted | s ¢ guaranteed gusher und therell he Bl | bear on Gov. Smith, however, to get | yitnan. T o reratt o €| the bone opinior 1 various States for similar offenses, Peace Pact. a ash -"l inve: oxx 83 soon o u; How They Work. into the next gubernatorial race in | 5e %% e His Senaitor Wadsworth, chalrmai nown and maybe there won't be any [ po e o S « | New York. Doubtless he will bo im 3 ok stock left for you. in & resort hotel. T Cits | portuned on the ground that the party | - DI¢ st ‘_‘_“1’ xaean | LB AN Gt “Mob Psychology. (n a_different State) some one calig|needs him; that he alone can_lead | Burope, too. unleas it deals with auxil ., ™ - o5 Tt cany Al stk Bp the Titica man by Dhone. mhe | the Democrats to victory inithe State, {ary maval cratt. pacticularly sub o 5 ,]\ hoom m.\‘\; :v"m‘:’\nd' ”‘:ne;‘ e phone says: “This is Mr ind-so, | #and that he owes it to the pecple who m?{*rmv;& Irl lx&'!~ Lranmw slv;_l;)vvvrn o i <h come swimming » fisher- | 1 E Mr. S : e io lotten e 1 jce. refusal to debate lmitation of su : {hus to besmear MoONUMENts | e mortals wiil together loanl o e Bt e the flsher- | 55 T represent a client who is anx. | Bave so often placed him In oftice. I ted in memory of doers of | S s : gether dwell as nian .’x:« ‘l; :‘:Lr And it s ‘1\:‘{““& B NE tohadt ONteol SEtRat tova { % | Whether he will he able to resist this | marine armaments that made their dis Iy erec as can be boom that the average man or woman | pressure when the tima comes re.|cussion at Washington impossible in 't cacriles p 5 i % | don’t mention this anybody—the s ekl » Often this act of sacrilege has the hardest time to keep on belng | 2008 mention 1hie t‘)‘;m:‘d;”;};‘m‘}"h mains to be seen. In his statement this | 1922. France is willing to accept a Ceith ot e suspicious because hoom is a piece of | S 3 et L il Gov eitn abeTy ot [ Deeiiln e tatetlortiy vl respebt toll S (Pl ions L ece S 15 i it8 betng confidential s St ehald o [week in Alhany. Gov. Smith declared | position of inferlority with respect to | et 0l Riities o they not el have no fishting anywhere upon e . T\rixi}\,.:w:;l“:-'(4‘1.171:‘\‘-1‘{'”] You must. mot conetlt any outeiee | that the office must <eek the man and | battleships and battle cruisers, but | powar in the air and or SE o st G apon | machine for crushing out individual s 300 Ue5 W bank. Nobody must gef | 10U the man the office. lle was speak- | declined 'at Washington to surrender ) Uiged we conld do s it | this carthly map fulkmentc Lt Cielingesto s | e o it P TYobody must Ee ling particularly with reference to the | the right to put in the water as many | ton two yeats ago. on the craok e L there lies another | hotel stock worth while to you. presidency and the party nomination|submarines as she can build. " The | plete equality with Of course, Tt the Utica man accepts the sales. | therefor, asserting that no man in|jyrench want “submersible” craft for | naval pow r ;| man comes and offers him a check. He | hiS right senses could refuse the nomi- ) two major reasons. In the first place may be foolish enough to take it It | Jation to be a presidentlal candidate {they think their possesston in Jarge | This observer sees O e D iy It | numbers would always enable them | proaching when the I 5 to keep the Eritish battleship fleet at | may have to fieh | “Who was that dignified looking < e (st In- | man you were dancing with?” Swindier nowalsiyery imushiwnitex who visit European | “That r Leen the dancing an't inagine «ny one appearing digni- | « ) im have a little boom wito regards it rofession and battlefi dicate | wrote their names in pencil on one of | we e made a resolution that to Mus- | the monuments. | Peace we'll all agree. mat What queer quirk is it in the human | This Earth will be just like the jmpels & man, and sometimes! Heavenly shore, e Sen ittee on militar ust as f | se our tempers ! ; cformed by ple who. could one | any more. and insulting offense | ywe'l smile upon the traffic cop as an i i that. against both subject and artist of thel gijiging chap. in ? hint: Don't catch a boom. fal. Can it be explained b¥| when come one bumps our flivver, it's | the temptation is strong. The man | et s 1t an age-old urge for e or o s S with son spare sees an in { psycholosy? 1 n ag arE, | the =ignal f crap y s T ers iaking | might even be certified—but fake. condi- | ) el dustry P immortality; an erwise ivhibited | By wedl never lose our tempers < he balks at that the salesman Nedhe 8 s ) o e 4 T fortunes, everything humming. A et s 1 office will seek him, so far as the fl AR t thelcraving for a fame that they kmow| any more! friend, perhaps. tells him how (o get | _h‘“_ e Ay, in e oria o IaT Tom natlon 5E eonceTe {hn\ In the second place, the French, | tions battle all over 5 ioney the | o pever, and with justice, be theirs?| on the inside, and then he's off, check ;‘MA". - for the hotel stock. W {who in war would use hundreds of | those who v pea : \ 3 within @ f Qi e just pure “eussedness,” the | So, Lawyer, draw the papers! We are | In hand, without stopping to askeithe [itlie Dtcaamnnia ‘e,“'\'\'mll.”,"\ o \ | thousands of native troops from Al- e shun a leag year , or execed this 1 i Besan & Bl e oeroatic ae ank references of the stock seller or o only a voice on the 4 giers, Tunis and Morocco, believe they | ference as it shuns t Lo [persistently juvenile temptation <o d ilgmer s | what the engineers reported on the | Bione walks off with the good stock. | (iov. Smith's declaration that while | could only insure the delivery of these | Irreconcilabics Jike Bor: ek something forbidden when nobody is| A contract which we wish We'd| company's properties, and who the en. | Should the former owner accept other | he ix not an avowed candidate for the |men on European battlefields by con. | Publean side of the Sen Juring the past six wonths the cir- | 1oking? signed before. gineers are anyhow, and what is the | Stock the gypper may transfer the | Democratic presidential nomination in | voying them across the Mediterranean | 00 the Democratic side, look H‘n n tion « TarbliEdiHas: 1n Bt T W V% CEpaltticianas ratio of capitalization to assets, or | StocK on the books to his own name | 1925, he would not refuse it if the : e 5 league as still o pest T L e i politictans, and their | (7 if there are any assets at all and sell it for what it Is worth in the | Democrats offered it to him will be|pich submarines. Thus, disarmament ( ;0" gir hem of which 1 dollars. There | 1o (e offense, in the estimation of methods unrefined, lieren e e Sl market, or if he doesn’t transfer it he | varienaly Interpreted. Some will see |POth for Brituin and France concerns | ov &\ Gl 0 iim < demand for | gevent people, is @ serious one.! But we'll never lose our tempers As To 0il Booms. simply ' finds another person with a | in it @ sincere announcement that he| 't &N degree armaments that are | wouq fight our participation i swaller denomina- | yypthermore, it is an offense sald to any mol | And the upshot? Well, glance at the | Ininimum of curiosity and sells it to | will not seek the nomination. Others |70t essentially land armaments. league conference, as they fought ot s Mreass i & e S Al e N oil boom. People who were sure that | him. & % will read between the lines to find a %k entry into the league, to the bitts SRR e S e T Americans | We'll dodge the bootleg bullets and | U i company could lose money have | The same thing is worked on install- | receptive mood_on his part, leading | So that, taking one conslderation |end, Thev, too, probably are on 1l o mainta 1 = unusual call | pan among the people of other races. our doors we'll calmly shut. put £2,000,000,000 into proving they | ment purchase The buyer ~who | his friends in New York and In other |with another, the League of Nations |road to the horns of a dilemma. 1o for eireulating media is ovidence of an | phe gesire for x souvenir, causing per- | We'll pay our taxes bravely, though | were wrong—and America’s actual oil | 'N:iks h[" 115 I:A I“':'u:lfl'_ 0',1 a perfectly | States to rally to him when the time | conference that is the child of Locarno c i expunding husiness, | sons o, chipy oM ocipiok b narisiat weita sure they RLGUINIbs Gar output fn 1923 was worth less than | Kood stock (probably it was not|draws near for a_selection. will be called upon to deal with weap Some. tim an effort wa . o at half that. In four years 8,000 oil com- | boug N all) 1s tal over|( Jt cannot be denled that GoV.|ong not only of the land, but of the for : SUei Uwas ade fopjects, no watter how regrettable, is| We'll listen to the actors swear and | panies failed. In the Oklahoma, boom | before he pays in full, and having con- | smith is the outstanding figure 1o-|gky ang of th T i Qepxiseof loredlsfon e TP nink o by the Treasurs to popularize the use |, some extent understandable. Most | y . “Tut, tut?” Some vears ago It was estimated that | fidence by now exchanges his equity | day in his party, even though many | siiel oils scomer o Intec fhoe o | hose fruits the agency which mainly sflver dollars as a means of reliev. | people have had such temptations, and t wo'll never lose our tempers|of all the State's ofl-producing com | in this good security for something | of ‘the Democratic leaders would see it Bioton tharefore, 1s whether & | of sterioms. he toemion wiih et the pressure on the Bureau of En- |if they have succumbed at least pe panies the stock promotion concerns | Worthless, for which favor he usually | iy his candidacy for the Democratic St L6, 48 whewicr & Jof Nations. . The question:with whit e S St they. I i ey 4 had less than two-thousandths of 1| Pavs in addition a bonus of some sort. | presidential nomination another con.|Eeneral disarmament conference is one | Jiurope i about to confront the wing u intl : | sess something tangible and often in 7 - : ! cent of the oil; they yielded one | It is very much like the little old- | fiict within the party which would re-|from which this country can afford [ernment and people of the Unit at high speed turning out dollar Bills. | teresting for their illicit pains. But the de truth,” said Uncle Eben. | dollar's worth of ofl for each { | time thimble game; now you see it and | sult seriously for the Democrats in |to ubstain. President Coolidge has |States is whether pes 1 *These bills, the most common in use, | vi who defuces with his own | “Tf vou waits till you finds it all out | capitalization. To be sure, italiza- | noW you don’t. 1928. But whether he is a candidate |made known that he will, in aeccord- | istic America can con tion does not show al inves s (Copyright. 1925.) or not, his will be an {mportant voice [ance with his time-honored practice, | the tirst real effort at general disarm v in the Fort Worth {nstance the capi- in the selection of the next Demo-|l100k before he leaps. He will comedament ever undertaker dress carries away nothing of value | trouble. talization was $275.000,000 against Tomorrow: “Who Gets Them.” cratic standard bearer. to no specific conclusions on hypo {(Copsrizht. 1025.) as the world rejoices at the fruits of Locarno, the world finds it difficult to @re but shortlived, ranging from .«nl,m than-unimportant name and ad.|You won't talk enough to git you into to ten montks. The silver dollar. how W 1 ‘