Evening Star Newspaper, October 28, 1924, Page 14

a4 : THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C., TUESDAY, _OCTOBER 28, 1924. NEWSPAPERS HELD |PHITE INDLANS HAVE OPINIONS ficmi,ocim o ol s Sustne 38 |seoks, Womendmeotes, watiners | [TALY HONORS FASCISTI. Nttt ey 2¥iieeeted, o ‘ ABOUT THOSE WHO STUDY THEM |3 i ivow otnssin | soadier Sgas, iegaters, oafaits | coteneates completion of Two-Tear | 255.tlmal i, sesoing T 1 ever, if they can get a kick out of [Chewing gum and oscillating jaws. Bl L et bhaving me stick my tongue out at{dobbed hair, Photographers. Ahas ? i them, work my eyes, make funny|and ahems. - Swallow-tall coats. | By the Associated Press. Staring, Paklng and Looking Down Throats May Not |notses and all that, why deny them | Polnting fingers. ROME, October 28—Italy today tegral part of the nation’s armed forces. ey - S the pleasure? “These are just some of my Celehraleg lh; ;‘?mp[leuon of tw:) e gy "hii ¢ “It iz a great adventure for me,|Impressions. 1 could ive ou | years under the Fascist government. : Be So Awesome to Children From ey o ek AL 1t TWha & ex miny mote. bot 1 Welrt Bave tise, | Enbilc Sulidings thiaughont the King- IntenS]_fled 3 e back home I'm going to write my |a8 here comes a group of distinguisn- [ dom, by order of Premier Mussolini, 3 Perform Function No Consti- Panama Jungle. memoirs. The experience has had its | ed-looking guys who are going to | and thousands of private ones were SPARK PLUG pleasures and its tribulations. I've|examine my anatomy for further |beflagged in honor of the occasion. Wor . Y ] . : . only got two real kicks to make—one |Fevelations. I hope they find some- [ The features of the celebration g orks int oil+! tution Can Provide, Chicago | ... ..o seten ¥ Aainet the Tood and the other about |thing of Interest. Striving to please | were the ceremonies consequent upon TRY A SET TO-DAY _ e e : imare. loten! Sy slecping _accommodations. I may |—that's me, teliugs the oash ‘o silemianse (p/the Editor Says. | the e whits Tndians i ace In eager T have a white man's outward appear- o long. ng by some 250,000 black shirts, | now on ‘e b ardly res am= imp o |ances, but I haven't got his stomach. Washington, a report; s suddenly [ am sick of cream puffs, pie, ice cream, - - - - - - 5 ceee i z g or ave g n j cake and candy. Give me bean soup - 3% ke Assosiaten has succeeded in obt a ra have given them a jolt, thou e y | ’- \J J while not technically vouched | tion, 1 had to act civiliz S back—oh. what an ache! Soft mat- accurate, is believed to repre- | merely satisfied their avid T y | tresses are to blame. My spine is not sent fairly well a white Indian's esti- [ with another " Unnoticed by |used to being draped over a wishy- | mation of his more civilized white |them. however, T broadened it into|washy bed that lets your body sink FROM COASTTO COAST brethren of the North, |an “Aw!' with an unexpressed but |down in spots and smothers you in y| The interviev was not | fervent “Have a heart!” passing'its embraces. 1 prefer a geod, hard ONE PR]CE 1 secured in the customs due to [ through my mind. clay mattress with adobe trimmings. A eoiabie You would like a summary of my Chureh Fede E: 2 impressions of America? Here it 1s: was the printing press tha s, expressions a Having exhausted my supply of | Bustling streets. Skyscrapers. Lorg- TG TIRIC i an Al tiE| emotion < other group of men lined up | nettes. Whiskers, with a generous sllowed by the | ibera 5 completed a casual survey | sprinkling of goatees. Magnitying said, 4nd for the | imaginative deductions. 1 ay | o n from a distance, and|glasses. Whipped cream. Craned breeding of wars | better understand it. the int i —_— irt| couched in plain American terms, b gd c 3 e part | L o e ss more faithfully the |under the chin, ma c 3 NCVV " |true feclings of the person inter- nd smoothing out the wrinkles| . A8 Clewed ow has developed since em- | - . s on this fool jaunt. Not sure myrna I'igs ves were not deceiving them J - it | as to the color, texture and other|_ o B s . “that the |snappy? are Gtalities: ot aldn hone ot iHam JLIbT ,]f_‘“ }“““_1 Fig: . | pulled out a large . cent | 1-1b. Tin Box Pulle | Ihe :;'p”"“""“‘"”"‘)':d e sain: 5-1b. Box Pulled Fi 75 iad | rea ing. 8 Y . Sl 2 The | well round out the day with | through the ce. Mean-|/ Crown Pulled F pound, 38¢ of | humdrum interview < toleratic ‘7 Crown Layer Figs, pound, 35¢ Full of Siznx. ou can't speak white aian, | finally, that i l' d I T T v ratv - Magruder, Inc. do you ¢ themselves and nodding their I‘IL‘\‘ ‘;I'U\‘Cl'i(‘\ thoss i don’t quite get the idea, myself. | = e '~ el It . & Zatisie Wit o e | 'Cosmn. Ave. amd K Sts. Reporter does something like that, there might be ' Established 1875 You'll want to know how 1 !ILL’: Well, if all the i -1 got to offer is a looking out, give me| i for example. How 1 is found in t 3 in front of| of the war a doz i ed gents mu[ G t t Wo arc] ¢ hile y cupped their ears zio v boyish interest down your | s Reglazed Now ) LIST YOUR RENTED AND | “\\ inter’s Dblasts \\ill soon be blowing, and ¥ VACANT REAL ESTATE WITH broken windows won'’t help keep out the cold. We supply Glass for every need—for Windows, J. LEO KOLB Windshields, for Table Tops, etc—and our sy s PRICES ARE RIGHT. it or (923 N. Y. Ave. 1237 Wis. 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Perhaps it’s because there were no “Loud Speakers” four years Lkl : ago, and now everybody is in the air. There’s a Third Party in the field. EBONITE : It seems to me as if there have been enough new Planks used in this - (1T'S SHREQDED OIL) . Campaign to build a board walk to Russia,—but there are not many of us S el | [Hoodward & Motheop | anxious o travel that way. : ] And this isn’t the worst of it. When you think you've got it all straight- S O Nye i, Tooes 15 wad 19 ened out in your own mind, the next man you meet tells you just how every State in the Union is going to vote. W This Political Prophet shows you why the Electoral College can’t elect The Laun - Dry - Ette [ - = ) any candidate, and the House of Representatives and the Senate will pick does the most washing \ : out a President and Vice-President for you,—but even this wise man FOR you with the - > 3 won’t hazard a guess as to who will be in the White House when a be- least. work BY you. f 7 RRRER : fuddled Congress messes it up. B et [ ; 4 f n Everybody agrees that if Coolidge is not elected the whole question will No bond biuines 3 ; j be referred to Washington and thrown into a Congress that’'s made a N oot i AN i reputation for blocs and blockheads. No i . FEARDEE Y ) f They will use an old piece of machinery to elect a President, that was Convenient No hard-to-iron creases. % A I Terms No wringer and no extra tubs. 2 o fil e ! designed in 1801, when Jefferson rode to the Capitol on horseback. e i This antiquated piece of Political machinery will be greased with Graft. \I\__/‘ v ‘Washington will be infested with Lobbyists, and the chances are you will ’ get a President that’s a cross between a Pacifist and a Pink Socialist. NaTioNAL ELECTRICAL SuPPLY - | Now I don’t know how you feel about it, but I would like to know who 1328-30 New York Avenue “A I am voting for. 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