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THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C., SEPTEMBER 7, 1924—PART 1. ; e N b e A e = AROUND THE CITY By Nannie well—and sometimes surprising—to see ourselves as others sce us—with this chance for illustration: A quite promi- nent clubwoman has in her Kitchen one of those dear and vanish- Ing beings—an old-time cook from the South. Recently, some members ©f her club with the lady to plan out work for the year and, haturaity, there ‘were spirited con- flicts of opinions that at one point called for the @oatrman's gavel —just a friendly reminder—all of which was follow ed by a talk, in which an earnest, Eesticulating member was in- terrupted by ap- plause and’op ing view You know all about it Later on, the hostess explained to her cook that she had invited the Jadies to tuke supper with her Sun- day night. and wouldn't Lindy make her very best waffles—and. for once, show these Washington folks what real chicken gra tastes like. But, as the dusky genius from the cotton belt just stood there, brown and ominously lent, with her head and hips swaying. as if keeping time to @ dirge, the lady interrupted herself 1o exciaim: “Why, Lindy, wh I thought you lik ©ooking praised. Lindy did “Cose Alym gwine cook a good sup- per, becawes that's the onliest kind but, Ah tell you righ s the matter? Tell me . whar 1| s goes a able an’ chil- what never bounce up an’ d'en an’ husban's sorter suv the. nair one of ‘em dop holler out what she w s bett what that othah lady wants when you has to stan’ up in vo house an’ theaten to knock ' Wwiv a wood hammer—my body! No I ain't s: resoluty s ain't all cawse otha . they sittin’ pahlah, an’ them right, be- wouldn’ be a in vo only, hucccome cuiet, in gen’l, beats my time. E You will buy me some quinces in mah- Lancaster her a wise woman, since fools nev- er do, T isn't a good idea to know more than our share, though naturally we want ever-increasing knowledge, a ship wants a switfer record, the airplane a greater altitude and man, generally, a Ligher development than his forebears ever dreamed of. Also. we know that self-satisfied at- tainment means rust, and that rust means failure, and that, nationally, we know no such word as fail—still and all—it isn't healthy to know more than the law allows. For one case, a woman in u car was providing thrills for a woman next and whoever else was near enough to listen—and, of course, everybody listens on a street car. Through some inscrutable source of information she had learned that the world is coming to an end on Sep- tember 12—Mars being the villian to do the deed, with Defense day as an appropriate occasion. The other woman had her doubts. The bearer of news was so sure ot her signs that she was on her way to cash her bond and take her savings out of the bank and pin them inside her dress for safekeeping. The doubter inquired as to the sense of taking raw money into .a world where it wasn't wanted, when it was earning interest here. This of the financial situation had eight. ell, that’s so. There’ll be $6.35 coming to me in January, only there isn't going to be any January—isn't it awful—almost enough to pay in- terest on my iot.” “And, besides, shrouds pockets. This valuable, though unsolicited statement was supplied by a serio- comic passenger who was listening in. The woman appreciated the re- minder, and voiced a change of plans: “That's so. 1 guess I better let the money be and just cash a little check I beener saving for a tight time I read the other day that things are going to be easier after the campaign. T wful hard to have to go without us knowing who would be if the world had kept on. we gotter go, all of us. There'll * % * & have no can come across nothing better? And, it 50 be the proper study of mankind is man—is there any law against counting in women? * K k% \ T is the “railroad man's” opinion that being a good fellow, even to your own twin, doesn’t pay—and he tells this bit to prove it: A former Washington pastor, who has been called to a New England parish, returned, with his wife and eight-year-old twins, for a vacation here. Like other twin girls, they dress alike, look alike and act alike, and when asked about their school in the new home, they said they were in the same room and that the teacher could not tell which was which ex- cept by their location in the school- room. “And.” explained Frances, “some- times, when I don’t know my lesson, Pauline will trade seats with me, ‘cause she most always knows it.” “Yea,” chipped in Pauline, “and if the teacher happens to ask you about the lesson you don't know, I get marked ‘poor.’ " It is a comforting thing to know that virtue is its own reward—seeing it is usually the only reward it ever gets. * ¥ k% N used-to-be times, when you walk- ed along in the twilight, you were pretty~ sure to come across a man who looked like a deeper shadow than the shadows around. Every time the man came to a street lamp he would shift a small ladder from his back, a rain of fire, and after our s are burned to ashes, some of ill go up in chariots and some of s will be weepin’ and gnashin’ their teeth. All the signs are sure—a gent- man friend was telling me the par- ticulars last night.” The serio-comic another remark: passenger made ket, on Satdy, I could put 'em up in time. in Bumminhum never | heard waflles an’ chicken | ‘thout quince peserves in glass dishes | ofe sides de table.” Having viewed herself in the ireak | mi torted imagina- tions an the clubwoman | promised quinces ht, some lucky and duly ub mem- bers are going selves in the Birmingham, Ala., qu by sitting around, peacef every last crumb of waflles hick- | en has gone bye-bye—along with | Guince prescrves in glass dishes on | bofe sides de table And, doubtless, Lindy, from the cot- ton belt, will feel called upon to change her mind. Which will prove S Nobody tell of put the until | “You've got it down right fine, haven't you, ma'am? But seems to me if we get burned to ashes we won't have any lungs to weep and wail with—and how can we gnash with no teet If I was you, I'd keep my money in bank and not trust it to —not even to the gentleman administered this advice raked with warning, the man sub- E . and that was all for that time, so far as the surrounding public knew Foolish? Sure. But if You hear a couple of good, honest, hard-working women pattering along like that, isn’t it the most natural thing in the world to tab them down when you-: ave’ Yo . On The Osborne—Five Rooms $45.00 and Monthly conveniences. Ezhibit FREE—~No obligation to buy. Phone Main 8437 b R Payments. @ 3 Constipation Flatulency $35.00 Fouo. Are You Ge e Most OQut of e. To get real happiness for yourself and family, to really get the most out of life, A HOME OF YOUR OW. N is an absolute necessity. It is the first step toward thrift. 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It is more satis- factory than the old style, but, some- way, no matter how pertly efficient some youngster is who pokes and trots and whistles through the stunt, your mind's eye still sees that old- time gray shadow of a lamplighter who has gone to the place we call the past—and taken his stand with life's left-overs—along with buggies and velocipedes and,candles and black mammies and dreams. And, also, pet- ticoats and hairpins. * ok ok ¥ WOMAN'S two-week leave with pay was over, and she waited in a hammock for the bus to come down the road and take her back to dicta- tion. It was a way-off green place with a mountain for a neighbor and a stream that rippled across fields to a spring under a tree. Birds were singing and chickens clucking and on the other side of the fence baby pigs were we weeing around precisely like those other little pigs that went to market, except that they were lucky enough A To Sweeten Stomach Regulate Bowels Zoart Tt t Rooms and ly. bra—Ei ooms and Bath. Monthly Payments. 35.00 ‘Monthly' Payments. Delmar—Five $35.0 | | Exhibit Located at M Teoth Street, N. W. OPEN DAILY $:30 & m. to 5:39 p. m. Saturday, 4:% p. m. to be home with mammy sows. And there was the restfulness of thedeep country that God had made in con- trast to the man-built town. An all- over gense that she had been, for a little while, living where dreams come true, made the woman sigh at first sight of the bus as it lumbered into view. " Just to give a human glow to the scenlc charm, & woman came to the hammock holding a postal card she had just taken from her malil box— Route 3. And on her face and in her volce was that thing which word- designers call a paen of joy: "Lucky Strike Cigarettes Tin of 100 maiio 450 Sept. 8th to 13th Only Vacuum MEN—if you like the cigarette that is “toasted” be sure to stock up during this special sale. Phone or mail your order if it isn’t convenient for you to come to one of our stores. \I\Iu;ull\ \\ll\u---ul\ Ladies’ Sanitary Belts Regularly 49¢ Special, 39c Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday Only Ladies’ Sanitary Aprons Regularly 49¢ Special, 39c Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday Only Syringe Tubing 5.Ft. Lengths 21c Face Bottles 98¢ Small-sized water bottles— made of pure gum rubber and fully guaranteed. A feature at 98c. \ N a pound—t| $12 a dozen for the on. day; little ones, at that. She was revelling in her cholicest literature—the farmers by official price fixers who regulate the commercial pulse at so many finaacial beats, per— . “Why, I can get eggs for that In the city.” “Yes, but these are real fresh country ones.” “But don't you think you ought to tore “Eggs have gone up—so I'll have to charge you more for your box—they were 43 yesterday—chickens, 40 cents nothing extra. 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T ri-Color Cocoanut Caramels, 1b. . .. of Rubber G £00d old gracious days of gone-by-- &enerations—and missed them. The chauffeur started his motor and into the woman's heart came the unexpected realization that: “Washington . is good enough for me.” From the London Telegraph. “Did you ‘ear that Mrs. Jones won cuum cleaner in a competition?” ‘No, did she?" Yes, but she says it ain’t no good to her. She ain't got no vacuums.” Candies —Priced Low 33c 39¢ 29c 39c¢ 49c¢ 59c 59c¢ 39c¢ Cara- Crystallized 39c- 39c oods! Congress Fountain Syringes Regularly $1.98 . $1.49 Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday Only! This high quality fountain syringe is fashioned of purest gum rubber. Two-quart capacity and complete with rubber tubing, metal shut-off and three hard rubber pipes. Beautifully finished and fully guaranteed for two years. 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