Evening Star Newspaper, April 3, 1924, Page 3

e Your Grocer will deliver | Fhire Rock Ay Quaniy It is the leading Mineral %ter_ Cathedral nghlands | Bargain COMMANDING VIEW OF ENTIRE CITY =~ SETTLE DOWN TO THEIR-SEWING AND READING WITH NO CIOUD ON THE HORIZON OF A PEACERUL THAT THEY. MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 5 WER ALL THE . AND THERE'S NZIGHBORS ‘SENATORS' WIVES OF COURSE Price, $16,500 MUST BE SOLD THIS WEEK Moderate Terms Hedges & Middleton, lnc. Realtoes 1334 H Street N.W. ¥ klin 9503 e : Group of Flve to Organize and Boost Legislation for Fairer Capital. ! TRANSPORTATION BLDG. Offices for Rent Single cr En Suite A group d in th beaut croup. five tor B f a greater and| ul Washington This § n number, met with Sena- | 1. chairman of the District com- | Taj, | I, the Engineer Com- and Maj. Wheeler, assistant commissioner. today to talk | Apply Room 232 or Ll for the improvement of lh" Randall H. Hagner & Co. 1207 Conn. Ave. N.W. Ciuis Swaiigon. 3tk W Phone Main 9709 | May. Bell and Maj. Whee Pepper, explain- | auxiliary District cuate the zoning i the manner in which it oper-| ¢ of the matters in which the wives particularly the protection of reside of the city from unsigh oma the tall apartment | ctions of the citv | ssed to. One | ctioy nfi of Thousands afflicted with nasai catarrh have found Zonite highly efficacious as treat- ment for it. Spray the nose morning and night according to directions on bottle. Tones up the mucous membranes. servation o !stree a Leautiful residential sec- |tion | Larger Park System. nl for_increasin {system of the District. were discus- | Ised as w the zoning system and {the wive: Th. n enlarged sys- Zonite i g S is the new, epoch. e making antiseptic. It kills germs without injuring body tissues. Doesn’t irritate or burn and is positively non- poisonous. At your druggist. Use atomizer with hard rub- ber fittings. Zonite KILLS GE)E;S’ i aPnCIAL NDTICES pla sunced their intention of a A1 they could to aid in bring- | ir beautification of Washington. M i the Capi nator Pepper, as » committee on Library, taking a keen interest in the de of Washington. Not many rought about a meet- s of the Senate and entatives of the Fine | ion, the District Com- and others particularly ted in Washington, at which | plans for th¢ improvement of the city were rh;nuascd. 'RAIL-WATER ROUTES MERGER CONSIDERED resident Confers With Newly| Formed Advisory Committee on Merchant Marine. ners, which will be issued [ ¥ piated asa order and cared for. | RRELL & § Linc. 9840 Mcans of co-ordinating rail and | water transportation, with a view to iding the American merchant ma- i rine, were considered today at the {first conference between President j Coolidge and the advisory committee Irecently named by him to study the iooa: | SUDJect Al la-| Secretary Hoover was selected as chairman of the committee, the other members which - are Chairman ]"I'l"mnm‘ of the Shipping Board, Chairman Hall of the Interstate Com- merce Commission, President Palmer et Corporation. Daniel Wil- dent of the Baltimore and oad, and Arthur G. Smith ork, president of the Amer- | ll Steamship Owners' Association. | The committec decided to start im- nwdiate investigation to dewl:.pi methods of bringing greater co-ordi- nation between the two types of | transportation. with the aid of ex- perts of the wvarious government eneies represented and of the pri- o Trox 410 Y GIVEN THAT TH of Sam Robinson and Sam Goodman 3 Mt n FUR 2 . Wilming- of o Wasbington. ~ Slag Roois—Tm Roofs Repaired and Painted ®fsonable prices. All work guarunteed. Let UE sand 3ou our extimate, Grafton & Son, Inc. Heating and Ra perts for 35 Ye Washingion Lo M Adams Printing Have us interlock our service with | Your requirements. HIGH GRADE, BUT NOT HIGH PRICED BYRON S. ADAMS, ERINTER. “ROOFING by K Koons There's one sure way ‘to get a volid, | durable job of ruof work nd_f Thorough, sincere work, pers vised, has been our policy foi ars. | Roor Buyers of Prmtmg You receive 100% si million-dollar printing The National Capnal Press 12101212 D 8t. NW. TELL US YOUR ROOF TROUBLES We are roof men of mans wears' ex- perience. 'RONCLAD rust_Bldg i MRS. L H. GATSCHET DIES Funeral to Be Held From Late Home Saturda; Gatschet, a proféssor of aughtor of the Tete Borar Philadelphia, died at her residence, 2022 15th street northwest, | yesterday Funeral services will be held at her llp residence afternoon at o'clock. J. Dimon, rec- Mrs. Gatschet was at ome time a | member of, the Washington Press lub. She is survived by a son by her T |first husband, Roger . Garrett, and ia _daughter, Mrs. Mary C. Clark, both {of this city. H — The “hand” used in stating the height of a Morsa is equivalent to four. inches. Iioofing 1221 Gth N.W. Company. Phapa Mais 14. EVENING THE OATMANS TDQ, AND KILL TWO S REMEM- BAD PLELINGS RE- TO WORK FOR ITY { indicative of a subeonscious conflict nators’ wives has en- |- | veasty and some likes it more. | didn't see Lightnin’ | Englis Daft. H about legislation for the further | b a prime b i i court, THE EVENING STAR. REMARKS SUDDENLY 0 HER HUSB- AND THAT THEV REALLY OUGHT TO HAVE THE GROSSBECKS OVER DINNER SOME MIGHT NEXT WEEK FIVE MINUTES OF SILENCE ENSUE DURING WHICH SHE PLANS WHAT SHE'LL GIVE THEM TO EAT. HAVING ARRANGED HER MINU DICIDES AT THE OATMANS LAST TIME FOR ~ THEM. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN IN- DINNER, AND MRS, G. IS SO PUN- VITING SOMEC MAN TaR MIsS GiL- NY SHE'D BE SURE TO PEEL HURT WATER . WELL THERE'S RLWAYS 2 P — VES, THEY'D HAVLTO HAVE WILLIE TRISBIE AND THEN, HOW AND AS THEY CANT POSSIBLY AP- TORD A BLOW-OUT LIKE THAT THIS BETTER CALL THE OPT. AND 50 PEAZE REIGNS O\Jg’ MORE' ATS EIGHT, SO THEV'D AKE IT AN EVENING 'PQQTV Said He to Him— “l paid $5.00 for my | razor, so if that's bad, The Inquisitive Reporter. [ they all are!” . Our inquisitive reporter vyesterday O i Eee - “} had the same experi- | asked (his question of three people | S o | ence—but boy, | tossed a “Do vou regard the dollar at a Gem and got a [ piricism, taken in the light of Von| “mlllfibflfiillflllv‘ioyl" Clausewitz's metabolism. as a priori Marvelous New | The Fun Shop Conducted by Maxson Foxhall Judell Hegelian em- making due allowance, of course, | for inherited predilections?” Gustay K. Tannenbaum, paper-| hanger—It all depends on how muct yeast you use. Some likes it less| 1 get| by skimming every | It depends how you like the bept results three days it Use GEM Safety Razors “lorencr Weemick, stenographer— | No. I prefer Rodolph Valentino. 1 but I hear John Tymore was just lovely in i r Bisenberg, plumber—No spik | Winkin', Blinkin' and Nod. Women remain the puzz »f our life, | But this he knows o knows he never knows them Keep vour eves open, \v]lfl, 1512-14 H St. N.W. have to (lvwe them! Beadaanat 3 desirable rooms His Move Next. ! He—Don't you think this bench! would be more comfortable if it had | a back?” She—I think arms ould make it| just as ocomfortable—Tennyson J looking for u" 1207 Conn. Ave. NW. Phone Main 9700 FABLEGRAMS. (With a Bow to Aesop.) By PERCY WAXMAN. SEE THE LOT OF New and Shop Worn FOR A SHORT TIME ONLY PAUL PEARLMAN 1711 G St. N.W. So, putting it on, mirror and said to himself ow tkey'll treat me in t So he hurried off to his native. v lage to try its effect on the people. Nobody recognized him, and every- o0y was scared to death and fled, | ving him in sole control of the; Thole Place. WHEN YOU THINK —of Painting. ing think of Taylor. £ Estimates made oa request. HARRY W. TAYLCR CO. PAPERHANGING AND 2333 18th St. N.W. MORAL: Every politician knows the value of a make-up. The Dog and the Shadow. It happened that a Dog was one day |, carrying Home a large piece of meat | in his mouth. As he was cros g a Brook he saw ! the shadow of himself and his piece || of meat in the water. After a momentary glance he said | to himself: “That's only a shadow. 1/ never could believe in this Conan !| Doyle stuff. i Then he ran along so fast to his| dinner that he got into quite a sweat. MORAL: | And that's how the phrase “Hot Dog” originated. PolishrEbony. Cornered recently befors going to Martin W. Littleton told this story in the corridor: | They were pulling off a William Tell stunt down where I came from and William’s son fell ill. The man- || ager got a_negro boy to take the son’s place. “You stand over there he claimed, ~and the champion rifie shot will shoot an apple off your head.” “What's dat?" demanded the negro, “Who is gwine to shoot what off whose haid?" 1i conditions about you have become ob- jectionable, look about and see if you can’t improve them. Go See These New English Homes In Our Intown Suburb - 14th Street Terrace Some people speak! from experience, Others—from experience—don’t speak. (Copyright, 1924. Reproduction forbidden.) Readers are requested to con- tribute. All humor: epigrams (or humorous mottoes), jokes, anecdotes, poetry. burlesques, satires, and bright sayings of children, must be original and unpublished. Accepted material will be paid for at regular rates. All manuscripts must be written on one side of the paper only, should bear ngme of this newspaper, and should be ad- dressed to the Fun Shop, 110 West 40th street, New York FLAT TIRE? MAIN 500 LEETH BROTHERS X Charge Neves Oves W18 Many good things may be said- of them. One fact stands out above all others—you get in them all that an investment of $22,500 will give you any- where and, The Price Is Only $15,500 WHY PAY MORE? TO INSPECT Take any 14th Street car (the best service in Wash- ington) to Ingrahsm Street or drive ont 16th Street and through _Colorado Avenue. Or call Main 2345 for auto (o take you out. NNON Realtors Ouners and Builders Furnished Apartment —containing six rooms and two baths, inclosed sleeping porch, New Hampshire ave., near Dupopnt Circle. Immediate Possession REASONABLE RENT Boss & Phelps 1417 “K” St N.W. Phone Main ' Very Desirable | Randall H. Hagner & Co. || WASHINGTON, D. C. SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—Mental Entertaining—By GLUYAS WILLIAMS. THURSDAY, APRIL Ageing in wood takes time and costs us lots more money, but it gives you better tobacco Velvet is made from the best Kentucki Burley tobacco money can buy, and every bit of it thoroughly aged in wood.™ It is mild, fine flavored and smokes cool. Remember—aged in wood. Tacorrr & ITrams Tomacco Co. Bradley Hills Washington’s Country Club District Twir thousand two hundred and fifty acres of the most beautiful country around Washington. In its confines and contiguous thercto are the Congressional Country Clul, the Burning Tree Club and the Montgomery Country Club The entrance to Bradley Hills and the clubs is at the northwest corner of the Chevy Chase Golf Club course. Estates and acreage properties. acre lots adjacent to “Edgemoor” 10c per foot. The most attractive and shortest automobile route through Bradley Hills is out Connecticut Avenue to Brad- ley Lane, west on Bradley Lane to Wisconsin Avenue, cross Wisconsin Avenue, and west on Bradley Road to the Congressional Country Club. Over one hundred representative people are now living in Bradley Hills. Inquire of your realtor or Middaugh & Shannon, Inc. Established 1599. Exelasive Agent. Riggs-Semmes Bldg., Dupont Circle. Potomac 2200 Member Washington Real Estate Board Also quarter and hali and “Battery Park” at THE NEW VICTOR RECORDS Advertised by The VICTOR CO. on Page 10 of Today’s Star ON SALE HERE TOMORROW Music DROOP’S }xc 1300 G New Victor Records Released Weekly Flexlume Gets Injunction And Order for Accounting— Other Infringers Again Warned— RAL months ago we notified the trade in advertisements that the patent covering our standard raised, glass letter, double face sign, had been sustaired and infringement decreed Enforcement of the decree was delaved by an effort made by the infringing defendants to have the c reviewed by (he United States Supreme Court. This move was un v efusal of the Supreme Court to intervene we are \ n a position to emforce the, rights which the decree had previou blished The trade will accordingly tak= notice that injunctions against the Opalite Sign Company and The Mid-City Electrical Service Company have been served and orders entered by which these infringers are required to account to us for the profits which they have made and the damages we have sustained. Let there be no mistake or misapprehension of our intention similarly to emforce our rightx and to prosecute, and obtain damages for, infringements by others—including sign builders who buy letters for use in infringing signs. To Parchasers of Electric Signs 1f you buy & sign with the FLEXLUME imprint through an anthorized FLEXLUME distribator yon not only get a sign which is artistically correct and mechanieally the best in its every detail of workmanship and material, but you are also abolutels pro tected tn its use, FLEXLUME CORPORATION Surface Protection is assured when you have been careful to specify “Murco” Liquid Paint “Murco” forms a protective coating between the surface to which it is applied and the action of out- side influences. This protective coating is highly resistive—more so than any other paint you have ever used. No matter when or what you paint, de- mand “Murco.” It has honestly earned its name of being the Lifelong Paint It must be good because it is compounded from 100% pure lead, pure linseed oil, pure turpentine and Japan dryer. 'Various quantities and ¢ t UNVARYING QUALITY. E. J. Murphy Co. 710 12th St. N.W. OLD DUTCH FRIDAY AND 'SATURDAY FOOD BARGAINS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY OPEN FRIDAY A New Downtown Market 14th AND H STREETS FINEST MILKFED VEAL Veal Cutlet, 45c | Breast of Veal, Ib... . 14c Loin Chaps, Ib.. Rib Veal Chops, ib.. .37¢ Shoulder Veal, lb.. Pork Loin Roast, .- 18¢ HALF OR WHOLE—STRICTLY FRESH |Fresh Shoulder, Ib....10c - Pork Chops, Ib.. ... ..29c |Fresh Hams, [b.. Pesk Choys, b . ... Breast of Lamb, . 1 6'c Leg of Lamb, Ib. 39¢ Loin Chops, 1b. ! Shoulder Chops, Ib.. .35¢c Rib Chops, Ib. Prime Rib, '+ 29c FANCY NATIVE BEEF Chuck Roast, Ib. 19¢ Old Dutch Roll, Ib. !Beef Liver, Ib.. ....12Yc Ground Round, Ib. Sirloin Steak, lb., 42¢ Veal Liver 55c Creamery Butter, lb.. .46¢ Sharp Cheese, Ib.. .. .32c Faney N. Y. Junes g 20c .15¢ Imported Swiss, Ib. . American Cheese, lb..25<.‘ Full Cream StewingFowl, »-29c 21,-LB. AVERAGE «s..38¢ Pereh, Ib. ..........15¢c ..40c Shad, Ib. .33¢ Smoked Hams, w. 19¢ \Smoked Picnics, Ib.. . Piece Bacon, Ib.. ... .15¢c 8 1b. ave Sliced Balogna, Ib.. . .19¢ Smoked Picnics, Ib., 10', Cooked Ham, Sliced, 4105 Ib. avg. ‘Tomato'esNo. 2’s—3 for 23¢ 'No. 3’s—2 for 23¢ APPLE BUTTER MALLARD JAM | 2V, can .. .19¢ \You'l agree it's the finest vou ever |tasted and about as’ cheap as raw { apples. | Roasters, Ib. . | Fryers, Ib. Oc All strawberry. with pure sugar. Van Camp’s Milk, Can, 9¢ Cocoa, 1-Lb. Can. 15c ! 8 EXCELLENT QUALITY {French’s Mustard, Jar 11c Pink Salmon, can. .12Y,c The new Salad Mustard at the same Price. Argo Salmon, can. . . .23¢c Marcella Peas, < 17c 3 FOR 50c .10c Sugar, 10 Ibs.. . 9¢ Comet Rice . . Pmeapple, PLANTATION .23¢ Coffee, Ib. . .. Del Monte Old Dutch ‘ Raisin Bread | Morton’s Salt . Large No. 3 | Picnic Tips, can. | }Spmach 2. 25¢ CLEAN AND FRESH New Cabbage, 1 25¢ Yellow Onions, ¢ 25¢ Potatoes, =1 23c¢ Cooking Apples, ;1. 24c | | | | i Extra Fancy Eatzng Apples, 1. 25¢ Grapefruzt 3 25¢ |Florzda Oranges, - 30c g LARGE | |California Lemons, vo-. 15¢