Evening Star Newspaper, March 1, 1923, Page 4

4 THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTEON PRESIDENT LENDS AID IN MAKING " DINNER OF THE EVENING STAR CLUB * ONE GRAND AND GLORIOUS SUCCESS Cabinet Members and1 Congressmen Join in | i Funfest. E 5 — 1 KING TUT OF NEWS : ROOM HAS GAVELi Old Man Hot Air Gets; Punctured Early \ in Evening. CLAGEN honorable custom gett often it v throughout nd. and jedged by the tre- | s outpourin® of employes and their specially iuvited guests whi weighed-in at stoopendois 1 The Evenin' Star Clab ard Hotel aizht, of Washin old newspaper is sur to help revive nt and Al well-regulated families oned so wd is | +-established our fair mondos the tow's 1ock- doin’ its this Lomaly een many Dlow- i the w axy Known top! th aecountable it the press President Hone the 1 have the ¢ purable . folks. autivuiy decois calier that b tire machinery of be oled hoted vealed ox- I evers bty U State of oar the conier o ! Vriis the noblest T Waoren o ced iarding il tates, Marion i the twink i Record mwere | of the Suprem tors United twenty-sesen Hous! appointed Well Reprs wne havin Senate peed. " cours iplier them Wallace, Hoover master General Woik, *world-renowned mem- ers ot - f the Con gress Ha Whtson. I3 and Davis, 1% wnd the follow N Stanley Ty i R o v Igium. right f the outiay’ Unele Jin Leader Frank der Garrett, orum from the lower biggern life, and close range with our v the 1 mon and R« Mondel! Democratic nicd b zrand dinin® 1 of sal hour fri chit- i la (Lay Ginger!) ever was sudden!y et chat down room petite @ n o asion the wid <hed aht stood Fred Cook. th paper's newsroom. and chem of ihe club, graci- bowed to President Harding and old King Tut of the wrand hi ouly IF 1HAD MY WAY, SENNR You'p HAVE ANOTHER MEDAL / To MATCH )/ THAT o~ | | i | | | | | other distinguished guests, and, as only a grand high sachem can, softly murmured, “Gentlemen, as President of The Evening Star Club, I extend to you a most cordial weicome this evening i Then quicker'n I can write it, al powerful | “spot” was played on the | flutterin’ folds of the two grandest.1 most glorious flags that ever a na- | tion bhoasted—Old Glor, and the President’ wn nd with every ey n the hall rivetted on the chisselled | features of our great white father, the bird-like notes from the silvery | throat of Mrs. Mary Sherier Bowle. | rose above the martial music of | Meyer Goldman's famous orchestra. | and the well known local soprano ! held the vast assemblage spell-bound | by her wonderful rendition of *The | ar Spangled Banner"—and long may it wave over the land of the f and the home of the brave! O Hot Alr There. Lights, a hurried settlin’ in seats and a concerted attack on seven or eight thousand voor little defenseless bivalves followed in rapid success- sion, and Dr. Thomas E. Green of the American Red Cross who abutted me on the right, had no more'n asked whether any of the big guns would speak, when up-hops _Prex Cook | again, and callin’ on Roy Corwin,, viee president of the organization, or- dered t official to escort to’ the rostrum the orvator of the evenin'! Roy double-quicked out the room. returnin’ in less time. accompanied by a brass band and half-leadin’, half- ! rryin’ the most delapidated, weak kneed, puffedout, woe-begone lookin" specimen, all dolled out in dress moot and everythin’, and literally draggin” him to the platfrom introduced him to Boss Cook as the orator of the even-| ing. the “honorable Hot-Air!" |Jimmy Barry and his s ‘What is the custom of the club i reference to those ambitious to talk asked the ringmaster of Corwin. “It 18 the custom to puncture such ambitions!” replied the vice president. And That's That. ‘Then proceed with the pupnctur snapped baclk the chairmar mm‘ quick as a flash a needle or some- i L\ AINT IT A GRAND AND - GLORIOUS /7~ FEELING 'lb(r HEAR THE FIRST RECKON BE NO © wasn't referred to ven and s again durin’ President. the, f al dirge deflated Hot- place o Verse to P that \ir to his 1 rd wie. the loeal quurtet and in true B echoes o ne accompanied the restin e he in the room. when Jack the sang President writ- £t ambled on e, fashic ed 1o ander John the h wie dedi Phi eial verse Harding by ten th utive's fave Gl to Old Virgin You're going away From old Virg Leaving the banks Where the broad Potomac You're going To the scenes of southern summer, where the sunshin. away Down Forever brightly How we shall miss You, brave unassuming, kindly, W tient and whate'er the strife may be. When you return Roses fair will be Breathing a welcome o Washington, D. « blooming Jimmy Barry There I wouldn't gamble on it, folks from my little seat in the bleacher looked mighty of just two teeny-weensy teardrops were formin' in the orbs of the great Buckeyve statesman as the last notes wafted away, but before I could veri- fy my suspicion Mrs. Bowie, McLean and Fred Kast. the three-quarters of the quartet, had joined their leader, and in another minute all four were tearin’ things loose with “Brown October Ale” and other big numbers from old “Robin Hood!" A tree-mendous ovation fol- lowed: Fidgity fingers had just fiddle But begun to h the salted walnuts when od Missus, from “up Keith's rabbed the “spot” and for fully ten minutes kept the crowd in hysterics! “She Went WHY THEY EN HAVE A Away Without a Wedding Rinj Yodeled by James, was a scream! Popular pair, this! Evidently nerved up by a_second passin’ of 'olives, Roland Robbins, manager of Keith's Theayter, arose at this*juncture and asked of the ringmaster if there wasn't something lackin't O' course. everybady giggled but the genial Roland quickly quali fied his question by statin’ he’d miss- ed the usual edition of The Mornin Star. a heretofore outstandhn’ feature at _all simiar affairs! “I intend to present some artists Richie | other | . HARDING S IMOUSLY N ) ‘his'n from the chair, but why fup Morris don't | { the perpetual audlience of the UnWed & a; in some foreign tates Senate for the nd suggested a little land--Ireland, ast tWOo Years “rest wnd qulet for instance!" s o ' Cartonist Clift Wallace about * d 2 hi Davis to rise! Mister Secretary, onel, “that there are a few members | He next slipped Secretary Hoovex ome friendly advice, appertainin’ n tie Congressioral Country Club, nd had no more'n finished when t loose on Secretary Ifalfa” bein' tubo that former heads of the griculture Department were ver artlal to the “grass"! Greeting to Davis. The chairman relieved the bushy- aired one. and asked Secre “Just to show 3 chirped the e eclarin’ of the Royal Order of the Moose in i a was on his feet, wigglin’ his fingers | | The Evening Star Club, 1 will ask all and In arite uch members to stand,” nother second every blessed nd bellowin’ “Moose, Moose!" The laughter had hardly died dow when chic Irene Franklin, the swee inger of the trenches, pla week at Keith's, tip-toed to the foot- lights, way, o a s Here ix My He s 3 ly grabbin' inimitab for own great epirits nd, in her kept ‘all in nother ten minutes! Trene had no more'n departed. whe. ur own Agnes Whelan, as pretty nd classy a little soprano as_ever ung a note, burst out with “Lov Tt the same time trollln’ “through the audience dis ensin’ pretty blossoms to her eager- dmirers! Ok, yes. gave President Harding the 1l ri the o cl to inject a bi n tion! Mister Henning simply grinped!{ take binoculars to see that lers wouldn't | world {slippin' a we and re h lookin' Uncle Joe Cannon straight in| ower in b bokay, and | Chler said, “I thank You:” Mip for Gridiron ( Pop Cook snitched a 1 3 ight here to tell Arthur Henning, of Chicago Tribune and f the Gridiron Club, that if he'd pay lose attention, it might be possible of pep in future din- ers of his world-famous organiza- Senator Sheppard of Texas then got bring constitootinal business! = Marse B scattered it didn’t With sentim bein® round so promiscuous like chance in th show wit somethin old _warrior zht_of his e Mrs. Bow her much East, and have of closin’ the bhit of arred the n minu mpanicd b and ed in another sappeared, ac omlier half jthe eve warbled p {Farewell, dear Uncle THERE 'LL / {The c oy o ju i fAinished. {cheerin’ { versaily hi down IMan of the {other stogie! w {man { wind, Leader ipre: Finis b J read a teld Joe, God Bless you: 1. Men like you are seldom met today! i Why did vou think had to 80 and leave us Danville's mighty far away! untry needs your sirength and wisdom: Things don't go the way tiey ought you know. patriotic counsel Uncle Joe, vou ur hearts demand your n't go-~don’t go! Ovation for Uncle As one man. the entir imped to their feet wher und honsely, folks, the that went out to uni- beloved congressmi ald ave been heard without radio clean in Richmond® and Old The Lower merely Lit up an 0 guests Mrs. Bow the o win® sig Mister Ber his second an Ho whom ative who Old King Tut cear about nOW. filled in until b callin’ on Repul rank Mondell. to nted a elephant; itopre Garrett of Tenness ulled down a donkev, and im Watson of Indiana. t am fr Abe Things were comin’ thick now. but Brother Cook was <h and Martin® and fast banged i hard for order. and amidst a ver | Frank {Evening Star Company in' Rudolph Kauffmann. manas i 1 D n. andemonium read @ cablegram fre B. Noves, president of Tk whao is tou the world. and a telesram ow in Los Angeles, on his way to i Honolulu { !the peeved manager.” and it has al- {ways been the custom In the past to {give them publicity in The Morning | Star! i The Morning S replied Col. must be something wrong! wever, the editor is here. ¥ | Phillip Kauffmann) Mr. Kauffmann( i Trails Get Hotter. Mister Kauffmann quick!ly allowed P i th | Southland, veteran foreman, was lo- ted, he vehemently denied respon sibility for same, declarin’ that he, in turn had given it to Doran McCarty, reman of The Mornin' Star, who also | pleaded “not guilty,” vowin’ by all that ™ [ Y | st ETAN S ) vet 1 [ : {then asked to rise, and in rapid suc- | cession the !onm\‘m“‘!um[ uch like the makin's | was holy that the forms had gone to the pressmen on schedule time! Things were fast gettin’ into a tur- rible mess, and to make matters worse, Fleming Newbold, business | ihead of The Evening Star, scrambled | to his feet, and. bilin' ‘with rage. shouted at the top of his voice, “If | The Evening Star failed to appear I‘d] soon learn the reason! I know noth ing_about The Morning Star! You'd| beiter ask Galt Burns® But the| cheel faced circulation manager merely grinned and said he never at- tempted to circulate a paper before | it was printed. “You'd better ask Fenton!" snickered 1. William t, as= he flopped in his seat. Out at La To tell the truth,” whined the 300- | pound chief of the pressroom, when | President Cook called on Fenton, “I've | been so gosh-darned worked up gettin’ ready for this dinner that I clean forgot to start the pesky presses! I'll do it right now!” and grabbin’ a flock of assistants, the hefty pressman dashed for the stage, got busy with an improvised press, and in another {minute the entire corps of the Wil- {lard's classy waiters were distributin’ i Mornin' Stars to all hands in the hall! Folks, it's a absolute impossibility to tell here just what The Mornin® Star contains, but if ever you have worked with many men; if ever sat and stood their ribald thrusts; if ever riled and boiled within your soul; if ever waited for your chance to come, and know what "tis to kid, and take a kid, let nothin’ stop you in your effort now to find a friend who owns a Mornin' Star. Condoles With Coolidge. Sich a commotion was caused by the distribution of the ocleverly- edited thirty-two-page sheet—which literally effervesced with the work of that sterlin’ old campaigner, CIiff Berryman, assisted by his artist son, James—and Viscount Henri Han- ford was so active escortin’ the ! talent and slappin’ up feature num- bers that it's ruther ~difficult to chronicle events in their regular order, but [ think it was durin’ the | fish period that Chairman Cook arted his cross-questionin’ of prominent gucsts He condoled with Vice Bad stuck -old subbex Hot-Alr, from, Keith'as here tonight,” continued Coolidge fog his pstience o Caleutta. to all members of the Mesnaxe From Calcutta. Mister Noyes' mess and exte i 2 bt He eemed concerned about the publ tion of The Mor a tl and “It was not ti from cups of silv It was not the intention to il:fl},’;:'_ of you all and your gu I (Califn’ | your stunt t tenor seetion of 4 fanious |van you throw any light on the sit-| W ! give Repres | sachusetts a jcan skaters. after Hilliam. « at he had turned the copy over 1o of “Buddie composin’ room, but when Harry | sisted | patrick. put { truly n: = these “roosters’ | copated, d S mean act, while dee-1 May bonbons were distributed among | the guests Mister Kauffmann's wi Dut on the sunny Pa m reminded tonight of v T give a to earty greetings r bright and think he boys of The Star. send you iy there tonight. enjoving and jests.” When ques joned Manager Hight said all of the illard's silver cups were locked up Time was took out rizht then to entative Winslow of Mas- littie dig about am right another Keith star, his partner, James Fi it over big with their unique number. a descriptiv which is W out df 1 do know. though, are there! in_which “The Ch by ame for ocabulary that Jjazzy one colate oldier. Between 1 w next round, I red the aisfe boxes of Fanny is and th iters « cious Are Hurley and Archi- bald in the room Senate District resentative Focht, Famous Editors Called On. After Senator Ball. chairman of the committee. and Rep- holding the same position in_the House, had v h ised by Brother Cook th: dn’t been for “Frank Mond Campbell and Mart Madden, Yo Arthur & Walter F. Edg News; Jo S Co: A Keith's New: i Mornin® would have done something for the strict,” all famous editors were d Wallace, Wallace Capper, P ss. Lynchburg 1 Atlantic City Vew, Indianapolis Focht, Dav L. C Henry C. arter Gl Harry ournal: Ben aturday New nsolidated Pre: toland_ Robbin: sociated Pres: Phil (. Kauftmann, Theodore W. Noves: wrence, Star: The Evenin’ Star, and last. but by no means least, Warren C Harding. M rion Star! And mebbe ers didn't give the big boss a che tail what happened when Washing- | ton's princes of entertainment, George | O'Connor and Matt Horne appearcd ' er Folks, it’s rully superfluous to de- RiNG MASTE president | the sing- | to| The syn- | they | Lewisburg | y 2 ' | Cosmos rang the bell loud with their | Probert, | D. C, THURSDAY in the light! Old Caruse, hisself, John McCormich, nor none of them kind ever had a picayune particle on little George when it came to a Star crow George knows this, so threw everything to the winds, and direct- ing his first number to his feller Ro- tarian, Secretary Denby, had the | of a house in a uproar with a peach {a parody on his “Ukelele” jool.' | section 6f which went thusly Tribute to Demby. Ned Denby is a reg’lar flellow From up in Michigan! When the war broke out he joined the leathernecks, al true fighting mam! te he was when rted, - when it was done. sitting in the Ar A priv Captain's he's Number one! *horu: hecause they annon, time you come aboa { And dress vou'in your Sunda; every day, | And the bugles play a chord— They call You names like Secretary, | _And make all kinds of fuss— { But s just the size it's al- start to shooting rd, Mr. been. - still Ned Denby to us! ke it the rge quit till menu, that is his is lookin® much wider o m let his Matt short wouldn't ompleted | this winter Oh, That Vemp® ! Greorge and Matt had no more'n set down, when in dashed Virginia Pear- ledged “vamp” from zinia started vampin® right from the spring-off, | right and lefr, open tfrom Kentucky, wh id delegation country to their doin tuddy Kiplin, er's Boarding House | big hand® A turrible right about ““ Np.IDIONT RIKE HIM 1 SIMPLY SAID ZPriras HE HAD PIVE MILLION CASH| IN THE US | TREASURY son the S *h brought a sol- the and Fu il Virginia got a commotion then by was ! a postman en- editor, | | terin® the ha | to Postmast neral Hubert Work “What's the trouble. my good man?" !asked Clff Berryman. “The city post office can’t locate this i part ed the mail man. hey | said could be found Somewhere between the Post Office and Interior | Departments, but I dgon't know him King Tut “Pulls One.” Chairman Cook came to the rescue ! by callin’ on City Postmaster Merritt 0. Chance, who personally delivered the lost lefter to the head of the serv ice! This made the presidin’ officer =0 skiddish that he pulled the fc lowin® nearly Jost his seat: (Turnin® to Senator New) “Sir, The Evenin' Star Club extends to you j every good wish. and knows you will not Fail down in your New distribu- tion of Work Even President Harding was seen to snitch a olive! nd ‘As the showhouses were all empty- ! Senators Stanley | Lin' by this time, of Kentucky and Couzens of Mich- |igan. Representatives Fred Zihiman of Maryland, R. Walton Moore of {handed theirs in rapid order so's to make way for the stage luminaries to come—and take it from me, folks, ! there wers still some luminaries in the offing! Reilly, Feeney and Rellly from the Irish songs and dances, while Paul Specht’s wonderful orchestra, playin’ this week at Keith's, could have been there vet, if they had desired to be selfish! orchestras of the world by classy musicians was truly a work of {art! Wanda Makes a Hit And you know what that Washing- ton outfit slipped pretty little Wanda i s the fracus | clothes, he'd caused Virginia and Col. C. O. Sherrill were | The imitation of the various ! MARCH 1, 1923. | Lyon, showin’ over to the President voigt, Theayter, when that charmin’ little liam H. Landvolgt, Henry Lansburgh, entertainer, who headed several of|Sol Lansburgh, John B. Larner our very hest stock companles last|David Lawrence, Representative Lec, year, smiled her sweetest on the |Thomas W. Leckwood, jr.; Edgar K. multitood! Wanda struck right outiLegg, jr.; Representative Lehlbach with a_dear little tid-bit to Presi- Hyman Levy, Al Lewls J. Bdward dent Harding and never cried Lewls, G. Gould Lincoln, Charles “quits” until literally exhausted! | Linkins. “Representative Linthicum, Lee Patrick and George Sweet, also'C. A. Linthicum, Frank Linthicum. from the President, took the house by ;John T. Lipscomb, jr.; Norman Lip- storm in a darlin’ little boy-and-girl (&comb, Dr, Williwm H. Littlepage, act, and had no sooncr got through, Representative Liftle, W. R. Littl when Max Hirsch, manager of the|James T. Llovd, Charles Long V. G Music Box company, now makin’ itself | Long, Gen. H. M. Lord, P, I Lowd fat home at the New National Theayter, | Charles B. Lyddane, 1. C. Lycette | appeared with a bunch of his talent! '|G. A. Lyon R. L. Lynch, S. L. Lynch, { A tree-mendous outburst of appluuse | Col. R D.'La Garde, S. C. Lytule. greeted these artists, as sixty-three of | Willlam §. Macdonald, Representa- them, headed by Solly Ward and FIor- | tive Madden, Blaine Mallan, Fred Mar ice ‘Moore, marched single-file to the | 110® p @ G RRTE S0 BN (T e | platform, ‘ana when Rene Riano cutpo (O 15 Mayhew, Senator Ml inles {looe wiih one of her inimitable imita. | AOCalEn S e Dy . tions, T thought for a minute the roof | it MeCHllum, 4. H. McDowell, Bey wor all in! Clever pari is Rens [pma IRy Gl veR paRtyGIIE ttane iy T ain: Wi H MY aan Bobast McP. Milans, McNamara, bert McQuinn, W. McReynolds, Orge W. Mehifeldt, Charles . Merkle, N 0. Messenger. G. A. Meyer, William } Meyer, W. W. Milian, Jjr.; Edwurd Miller, Frank Miller, (8 W Miller, J. Raymond Miller, ler, Charles Perry Miller Miller, A Mitchell, Capt. . I.\luna.gnn. Representative Mond. Thomas E. Landvoigt, Wil- | kly followed by the Brox i the stars of the show, and even them who seidom smile were | dear life! rence und Solly. olly Ward, hissel ain 1 s use ! 2 thought one time Big Chief Harding and ao R 1 | the rest of the high lights would have | Jiepresentative R. Walton Moor {10 lcave the room, so convuised were |JONn Moran, C. G. Morgun, i with laughter! Morgan, Preston N. Moran, l. M. And the same for Florence Moore! | 10N, Represeentative Mott, J. il They've travel far and look | Albert Mueller, John Mueller, keerful even tie this ream.” | Murray. {and the way sho had ‘em catin’ out| Senator New, F. R of her hand last night waso't nothin’ | Nelson, ot Nawh o ‘emll!’-xr"\m""“'-;;f'\llugi { Nicholson, Newbold Noyes | even ‘tamily ‘get-to |5 Nezes BEeatorehWe N an end, and when | Representative O'Bricn. strains of O'Connor, Thomas . Og with the outgoin’|('Leary, Justice Van Ors d to nothin'ne bruary more than 230 happy Star Ostermayer. Albert Ottinger, missioner Oyster, n, tired but not weary, sought the | of sleep to revel in dreams of | Dr. W. F. Patten, !James S. Parker, ove {Barney ~ Pellman, Robert | Howard W._ Perrin, Nelson i Dr. Perry. J. D, Perry, John I Senator Phipps, W. K. Phillip . {1 Phipps, W Pollard, James Preston, Irving Pridgeon, L !bert. | B. S. Quinn, Quintell. { W. H. Rapley sentative Sty t Reed, i Reed, Pennsyvlvania Repres Daniel A. Reed. Kennedy {Paul De H. Reed, R, E. Re 1. Richardson, C. Rhame, b | Richardson, M. Rightstine, Ra Imond Riler, D. Ring. James T Ring, John M. Riordan, Justice Robb, d_Robbins, N. T. N. Robinson Roberts. H. T. Rodier, A. Rodrick, Frank T. Rogers. I Rogers. Francis S Rosse, Dr. 1 owe, Commissioner Rudoiph, Charles th. | Representative Sullivan. J {pington, David Saunds Sauter, Willia schombert, ebring, 1 Lyman eymour, Shaffer, haffer, J. Harry Shannon. Sheppard, Col [ de Sibour. Shields Lieut. H. L. R. do Sibour. T. Small, John Smith, Don V. | Smyth, Represen n worthwh proud of their | wden, H. K. S ertainment, proud of their guests |tative Sproul, Senato, wi proud of ‘their paper! €paid. Henry P. Spence ik you DOPEY |Stanley, Se riing. Ge Stephan, Samu cinberger, W Thoxe At the Dinner. ¥ guffawin’ for hen ¥ And then what's th listened to what's the Mote, H.J Neely, €. T 3= ®zood things, at last the J Geo Com Payne B George Quinn, « Rafter B. n; R Re: noehl, ¥ i J M Shinn, C. Arth ey ARTOON OF CARTOONIST lwood. Jay B RYMAN DRAWN BY HIS & BER- Snell, i Represen- r W, W DAN, Stewart. H. C. €. Stiles, Carl Stodder Alfred J. Stofer, k. C. Stone, F. T . Newman Sudduth. J. Leo Sugrue. Henry Suydam, Henry L. {Sweinhart. L. Stoddard Ta T From information gathered ery one to be one ever at- tof the followin® 1 of the best blo they tended The lor. Percv E. Tavlor, Tiffany, Owe Thom, J. B. rhet. Represon Tinkham. Charles E. Tracewell K. Trueblood, Alonzo Tweedale. Representative Underhill and Dj 'homas Utz. 3 ce Van Devanter and Repre {sentative Volstead, Walla President of the United States of the Un resident e Charles S : Ii. Ander- 1gon, Har 1 , . . Archibald, ott Avery. Babeock, H. P.|sen Y ; Secretary | Repres 5 Alden. | hn Wagne Walke James Walters. Stnator ! Wil ic Bake Barnhouse, L. Barker, Albert John Beha, F. Bleber, Bennett. Da- «. K. Berry- n. Lr. Blount, Repr rt H. Bodell, | Hewman Bo- Bowie, Edwin . Harvey nkerhaff, Paul W. 1J. Ferm Warr. Wats Se ., Ag! Whelan, William F. Wheatley, W liam J. Wheatley, George W. White, R, K. Whitford, Joseph Whyte, 1 Wiedman, Frederick William Wile, ¢ €. Wilkison, Dr. William Holland Wilmer, Charles F. Willlams, Leonard ! Williams, Parker Williams, sentative Thomas William: w Williams, Georze H 1son, Repre {sentative " Wingo, ~ Repres Vinslow. Representative W. R. Wood } Postmaster General Work. Represent. ative Woods and Ralph M. Wolfe, Zepresentati Yates, William {Yerkes. E. Yonker, James R. Younsg, J. Russell Young and E. ¥, Yount. . W. Zea and Representative Zihl- Representative W Ba Walz. H._ Ward, Bieber, Huaxry , Joseph A Charles | Birt: {Brothe {Josaph ai C. Buens, Busbey, e | White ler, H | Representative | Senator Cam | Joshua B. Cal { Representative « { Campbell, W. F. Carter, { sentative’ Joseph G. « iCanty, Robert Casey, J. | Representative Ch | Chace, M. O. Chanc {George B. Chris i Clagett, John H. Cli s: B. Caliahan, Senator Couzens, ed Cook, Kepresentative (Cocper, alter C. Coates, A. B. Cookus, Fd- { ward F. Colladay. Rex Collier, Wil- { liam E. Collier. Louis A. Coolidge, G | V. Collins, Raiph Collins, Charles .. { Columbus,” Richard Connor, Repre- | . ive Copley, Charles I Corby, | Corby, H. 1. Corn, E. E. Corwin, | * i Roy Corwin, rwin, R J. Cott- rell, H. C. Cowley, . O. Craig, Rep- resentative Cramton, Guy Crampton, J. G. Cromwell, J. A. Curtin. Secretary Davis, L. I, Darrell, H. A. {Daugherty, D. H. Davenport, Samuel {L. Davenport, Jack Day cretary {Denby, Represent SO A {De Moll. E. M. Decker, {Victor Dent, John C. iDix, 8. L. Dodd, J. Donaldson, Danicl J. l {Doonan, C. A. Durkin, . |Stanislas Dyer and S.'J."Dy Fred East._Sena Edy |Ebersote. A V. Eckert, Joh . Edwards. 'J. Emory i T. Ellett, Col. Charles W | corge M. Emmerich and L. 1 Whiting Este Secretary Fall, T. W. Fahy, E. W. Farlee, Oscar Fauth, ITerman_Feld- { man, Isadore Feldman, James C.¥en- | I hagen, William A, Fenton, W. G. Fel { guson, Albert Ferber, W. H me-.[ { Representative Fess,” Representative i Fitzgerald, 1. B. Ficld, Carl Fiess, { William A Finkel, Henry P. Fletcher, | Representative Focht, Stephen O. | Ford, L. J. Fowler, H. B. Fritts, H. H Fry, C. Ashmead Fuller, V mage. { _ Representative Gallivan, (h\orgel | Garrett, Isaac Gans, R D. Ta Garde, | | Representative Garrett, Representa- | tive Gllbert, Dr. Frank Gibson, John | Dr William | | Gibson, = Senator Glass, . Senator | | Gooding, Fugeno Gott, Earl Godwin, | |Alex. Gordon, Raymond A. Gordon, I Senator Capper, Juhn Calverty: pbell, William M r: Repre nnon, John | Castell, | topherson, D. C. . James E. Chinn, an, - Willia In the Beautiful New Fireproof Office Building 1417 K St. Immediate Possession BOSS & PHELPS Owners and Agents 1406 H Street N.W. Lo e Established 1875 Very Best Honduras Seed Rice Pound, loose .. .10 Pound, carton . .1 Gheen, Malcolm Gibbs, Representative W. J. Graham, Mr. | Laurence H. Green, Dr. Thomas iGreen, Charles S. Groves, D, C. {Groover, C. B. Groves, Fred Grum- man, W. F. Gude, Charles S. Gunn. Senator _Harrison, Representative { Harrison, Senator Hale, Senator Har- | iris, T. M. Harvey, V. E. Haarer, Ran- | { dail H. Hagner, John Hays Hammond, | {John Hand, ' “Edward Handiboe, | i Charles B. Hanford, Wesley 5. Hanna, | i Judge Robert H. Hardison, Gen. Har- | rles, E. N. Harris, Robert Helner, | wilifam IL Heinline, H. R. Hendley, Arthur _S. Henning, Christian A, Herter, W. B. Hibbs, Dr. Percy Hick- ling, Harry Hickman, H. B. Hickman, Secretary Hoover, Frank J. Hogan. Charles Holbrook. Matt Horn, W. H. Hottel, Adams Howard, Beale R, How- ard, Willlam G. Hoyt, Secretary Hughes, R. G. Hudson, Rawlings Hume, \E. C. R. Humphries, Edwin P. Hum. i phries, Francis T. Hurley, Edward L. ! Hutchinson. Magruder’s Fine Groceries Conn. Ave. and K St. i Robert Isbell. ‘ George Jacobi, H. E. James. G. A. Jennings, N. M. ' Jennings, Richard Tervis, Senator Wesley L. Jones, Al- | bert ' Johnson, Gardner ~ Johnson, | James Johnson, Representative Royal I C. Johnson, George D. Johnstone, | Philander C. Johnson, E. Lee Jones, ohn Paul Jones. T orman Kal, Philip C. Kauftmann, R M. Kauftmann, Samuel H, Kauffmann, Victor Kauffmann, Senator Keves, tar- ter B. Keene. Commissioner Keller, J. C. Koons, J. B. Keller, C. D. Keller, B. W. Kennedy. W. P. Kennedy, Repre- sentative Edward ~King, ' Senator King, Frank V. Killian, Frank Kim- mel, William A. Kimmel, J. R. King, Samuel Kleindienst, Lerov Kluge, Russell O. Kluge, Dr. Henry Krog: 2°0. 0. Kuhn. ot Amola Land 1 Cuticura Soap ——Imparts The Velvet Touch Sosp, Oistment. Talewm % everywhere. Forsamples adpee Ounioxis Labersierios. Dopt L., Madam bass Ben- | YouthIsFlexible , | Representative i losing the young. with Cantilev { essenti D. Mil- | elastic grace o Rudolph N. | tion in the fce vitality of Today every one wishes to keep This epirit has much to do the increasing popularity of For youth 1 the springy. has its founda v flexible 4 rout apparent to all that the activitics that prolong the youth, such as golf, ten- dancing and walking, largely epend upon healthy feet for their njoyment and their benefits. expression “young icet” Theodore | heard so much today is significant | Your George [ formed of twenty A place foot ¢ cantilever spring, x bones held in When these len full freedom r feet are not only but are causing by tyou to 1 Perkins, | Repre- | i Chief Justice | restful heels, Cantilevers better ! ture. made with like arches arches follow th affording gen it does not hamie ity of vo oot muscles 1 en / are Thes: of your upport t} natural permit fiexiblc and arches, trir Jy ‘placed ve you comfort. cir correct pos A of fireshness ani elation often results. Mauy cpeak of the comfort and prop on a H. lincreased vitality they derive from Robert | (- 10es Cantilevers are made of fine mate als, by skilled workers who have special training for years ing shoes, look for the er trade mark in the shoe. the sole agents for this tci {Cantilever Shoe Shop | | H.| i | | i ey s gy ] iWHY WAIT: : : 1319 F Street N.W. Over Young Mer’s Shop For That Noise m‘- Motor Car [HI]N"[ r Truck? &= LT body waited until ir teeth ached before con- sulting the dentist. before long they wouldu’t have any teeth lefr. EBONIT? will put those whimpering. grinding trans-o mission or differential gears to sleep. You won't even get ¥ a whisper out of them, ands. vou'll save repair hills, EBONITE (It’s Shredded Oil) For Transmissjons and Differentials In the heart of the auto- ft. front by over 100 ft. decp toalley mobile area—350 Early Possession ELLERSON & WEMPLE 734 15th St. Phone Main 603 Sor Sprains ‘Take the pain out of sprain or strain with ' BAUME BENGUE (ANALGESIQUE ) Just a gentle rub does the trick AtanyDrugStore—Keepatube handy Thos. Leeming & Co., N. Y., Amer. Agents /for ACHES and PAINS