Evening Star Newspaper, January 31, 1923, Page 44

TODAY’S AMUSEMENTS. VATIONAL—William Glllette, “sierlock Holmes" and 8 p.m. POLI’S—"Blossom Time,” at 8: PRESIDE: ‘Abie’s - Trish 2t 3136 and 330 pam. KEITH'S — Vivienn: Carroll, vaudeville at BELASCO—Shubert 2:15 and 8:16 pm . €OSMOS—The Four Amaranths, vau- devlile, at 3, 6:30 and 9 p.m. i STRAND — “Broadyay Snapshots, vaudeville, at 6:30 and 8:45 pm. (-AYL‘I‘\—"Temp\nunns of 192 n pérformances at ° In Lady Gregol . (1328% 18th street). METROPOLIT One Week 1:3 -—Elaine H;mmzr- of Lo at 5:35, .s; and " RIALTO—"The Stranger's Banquet.” st 11:30 am, 1:80, 3:30, 0:20, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. PALACE—Doroihy Dalton, in mrk rets,” at 10:36 am., 4:10, 6, 7:50 and 9:50 p.m. rs,\‘rn_u.—“'r‘m Woman in Chains,” at 11:30 a.m, 1:85, 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. COLUMBIA—Douglas Fairbanks, in “Hobin Hood,” at 10:36 am., 12:40, 2:45, 44 and 9:10 pu CITY NEWS IN BRIEF. Two benmefit performances for the Tuesday Evenlng Club wili be given tomorrow, 8:15 o'cloek, and Friday afternoos o'elock. at Lincoln Theater. both occaslons Mme JMar Ross-Dorsey will present the morality drama “Every Woman." as- sisted by fifty amateurs frem Howard Unlversity, Minor Normal School and Dunbar High A meeting tomorrow, federation headquarte T'rogram at $:30 o'clock speak Musie The Children of the American Revo- lution Dramatic Club will give a vandeviile and play at Wilson Normal School, February 9, at 8 . Frec All fnterested in (he sc invited 30 o'clock, at 1734 N street The Red Triungle Outing Club will meet tomorrow, 1:30 o'clock, at Con- necticut avenue and Tilden Street for u moonllght hike. Mr. Simpson, leader. convention will be at 10 o'clock, at Important gues ssed fn open forum. Annual farmer lield Februa 1 Sandy Spriogs, tions will be di Miss Marv Sandall of the Leagur of Tolitical Baucation of New York will Incture Washington Club, 1701 K t, orrow at 11 o'cloc! American Legion Aunxiliary to H. C. Speagler Post will meet tomorrow cvening ut National Guard Women's City Club: Pible class, D'r. Josephine Baird leader, with musical program by Mme. Louise Continho, tomorrow 7 o'clock. Minsourl School of Mines: A get-to- per students and viil he held Saturday of Albert 1L Reed Tost, No. Foreign Wars, wiil ning at Pythian obligated. \ ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. TONIGUT. The Philippine Collegians will givc a dancc in honor af newly clected of- Bcers at Washington Club. Stereopticon Church in India.’ Presbyterian Ch and E streets southcast, W. Tolson. Free The Phi Beta Kappa Association will meet, §:30 o’clock, at University ("uh. Dr. L. L. Thurston will speak Recent Developments {n Appli P.) logy." iecture _on “Our . Westminster al ‘The V-W Bullding, G tels, will give a danc vernment Ho- at 8:30 o'clock. The first annual Fastern Star ball, # o'clock, City Club. Rev. John T.ake of Canton, China, will give an {llustrated lecture at o'clock in the Bethany Baptist Church, Rhode Island avenue and 2d street northwest, on “Missionary Life in China.” Young Men's Hebrew Association will give dance at quarters, 11th and Pennsylvanla avenu Y. W. (. A. School Couucll part: 8 o'clock, administration building, 13 F street. Motion pictures will be shown at the entertainment by social service department, Y. M C. A. Owiug to {liness of Dr. Walter Fewkes, the Jecture on the Mesa Verde Natlona) Park, scheduled for the occasion, has been ‘postponed. Let Us Estimate On Building That Metal Garage Phone North 1943 Superior Construction Company 1421 Columbia Road 1 ony League will hold businens | Prominent | Armory. | Weeting of | %1 1 ain’t goin' to live I don't think I can; My beagle Bit a_ kieagie Of the Ku Klux Klan! JOHN KELTON Soldiers’ Home. long, . There are two men who are always in perfect health. One is'the guy who takes a oold bath every morning, and the other never eats meat. They are always ready to talk about their spe- cialties, too, but the fresh air flend won't let them ! MISS H. CLARK, 1339 East Capitol strect. o e ABSOLUTELY. “Why is 'O’ the only noisy vowel in the aiphabet?” “Because the rest are in “audibie.’ " NCE C. BARNHART, 112 Willard Courts. . e About 99 per cent of congressional bombs are duds. OSWALD DRURY. Among other historical relfes shown tourists in Burope five hundred years from now will probably be thc Ameri- can war debt. CLARENCE M. ROACH, 106 Allogheny strect, Takoma Park, D. C. PR A pretty good firm is Watch & Waite, | And another is Attit, Early & Late; | And sull another is Do & Duret, But the best is probably Grin & Barrett. E HINDERSO, 1 213t street. federal witness isays: “T saw & masked man hit a Guiox the Coco and Skipwith McKoln." HENRIETTA BURKE. Burke, Va. . A8 s00n as it was officlally stated that 2 continuance of the grip epldemic would | lift the limit on doctors’ liquor pre- seriptions the chance of an carly abate- | ment was killed. _DUFFY THIBAULT, Columbia Planograph Co TUxo de means wife murder, bu Noah Webster lived in such a backward age that he entirely overlooked a word | for husband shootlng. We suggest in- | secticide. ELIAS W. KIDWILER i 3302 Illinois avenue northwest Dad--Alice, you stood on the porch quite & while with that young man last night. Allco—Why here for a secon, Dad—Perhaps, but I distinctly heard the third and fourth. MRS. 5. M. JONES, 2130 N street morthwest. | father, 1 only stayed | Pithy Paragraphs DID_YOU EVER READ “SEVENTEEN"? A kind nelghbor had omred Tom his dress suit for the youth' formal dance. On the night of the Dlfi; Tom timidly rang the bell and was admitted o his benefactor's presence. “Tom,” said the man, who remem- bered his own boyhood days distinctly, ‘have you a white shirt and studs, too?" blurted Tom, “to tell you haven't anything but a KATHRYN H. ARTHUR, 1343 East Capitol street. e s e TWENTY YEARS AGO— It was thought that eggs could never 80_to & nickel aplece. Women who wore but one petticoat were talked about. A man who owned an automobile was considered a duredevil. And some darn fool was experiment- ing with radio. Haw, haw, haw! A. T. DUBUSKY, 203 Sth street fllrrlhma! e s e Erastus of Kentucky—You see, Eliza, commotion in de Army am th ral: second, u sergeant; e second lieutenant, first lieutenant, ci major and general EillzWell, ‘where do the colonels come from? (thoughtfully) —De colonels? . we ralse dem down home and ship ‘em in BILLY KING, 11 15th street morthwest. P Mike . (writing to the old about his church work)—Pat, ye spe!l parish hall? Pat—I-a-r-a-g-o-1. > C. J. DIENELT. 1725 17K street northwest. PN They were having u contest for the biggest liar. Here's the winning effort: “Down south, where the popeorn grows, 1t got 8o hot that all the popeorn popped | A cow wandered into the fleld, thought 11t was snow and lay down and froze to death ROBERT SPURRIER, 1156 1itis street northwest. e e e 1le was a snobbish by all his assoclutes ver on the Mayflow “Well, well,” piped up one listener, “it's good for you that they di gration laws are stricter now.” MISS DISCOURAGED, 3 P strect northwest. .. 1 am the beauty spot of the earth the eyes of the world are upon me am the “axle” of the greatest nation. and the namesake of its “father.” am full-grown and capable, yet am not allowed to manage my own - affairs. Who am I? YRS. W. O'REGAN. 119 Summit strect, Cherrydale, Va. 3 country how do . hap and disliked Paragraph film, . will be show | are ten dollars, five dullars, two = including the four prize winners at the. B. F. KEITH AND STRAND THEATERS. Tdentical prizes will bo presented cvery week These awards box seats at Keith's, and cither a box or six orchestra scats at the Strand. Try your hand DESIRES ANNEXATION | TO LITHUANIA PROPER Dispatch to Legation Here Ex- presees Views of the Insurgent Government at Memel. i The Lithuanian legation yesterday re- | ceived the following cablegram from its government: i “The commission representing the {allied powers at Memel demanded at the insurgent Lithuanians dis- arm. They recently took Memel with support and some adjacent territory, and they desire to be annexed Lithuania proper The insurgent ad- rinistration which s governing {Memel replied that such a demand would ba a breach of the armistice { ugreement cxisting between the pres- | ent administration and the allied {powers.” Another mcssage said that “the is showing great t increase i laboring element unrest becuuse of the gr in the price of necessities. —_———— For Colds, Grip or Inflaenza and as & Preventive, take Laxative BROMO NI Tablets. The box bears the wignature of E. W. Grove. (Be sure you get BROMO.) 30 2 Ndvertisement. The Key of Knowledge ncludes the ability of discerning between poverty and prosperity. Don't let the end of the present year find you financially_embar- rassed—start a savings ac- count TODAY! OF COMMERCE AND SAVINGS Cor. 7th and E Sts. 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You have dough- nuts in a crock, you have mince and yun\pkm pies, you have liverwurst n stock, bacon in the larder lies ‘and along thQ frozen street, trudg- ing on their ‘weary feet, sufi'enng ‘for things to eat, go a hyndred fam- ished guys. You've a:bed in" which to sleep, and it is a stately bed, with its mattress soft and deep, and its blankets striped with red; in the alley grim' and dark, or in yonder windswept park, li cold amr stark, with a frosty sky o'erhead. And your thoughts in comfort drift to threadbare; if they’d only practice thrift, they would not be freezing if they'd prudent be, like you, would have a bed in view, and a nifty bill of fare. So to charity’s appeal you present the frozen face: ou can't sparc a single wheel for the poor who haunt the place; and you listen to the storm. and your fire is good and warm, and you nurse your fat old form in your comfort —and disgrace. (Copyright.) 300 GALS. WINE SEIZED. Seizure of 300 gallons of the rear of the shoéshop of Jobn Molospinni, 605 B strect nortieast was made latc Monday night by police of the ninth preciuct. was held on a charge of illegal pos- session One pint of whisky was involved in the arrest of William F. Rock, forty- five years ol west, who w of the police prohibition {ment squad and revenus agents Charges of selling and fllegnl session were preferred against Francis Hill, colored, thir years old, 510 N wtreet, was arrested on charges of illegal poskession and lling. Seizure of onc gallon of gin & made. arle street similar WALT MASON. wine s urrested by members enforc: Talbert, rthwest colored, itertained last C. Hall at the ladies’ HIKX)[ exercis of Washington Council Aunouncement was made that an in-| ! vitation has been reveived aud accept ed from the fourth degree, Knights of Columbus, for tbe b to pla F the patrintic celebration of the order [at Central High School, F' | Washington's birthday O Florida—Atlantic Coast Line. —proeminently the Floriin route ains s. Ofice, 1418 U st. niw.—Adver tisement lie the homeless, ! some platitudes | in Molospinnt | 7121 Tth street south- | AMUSEMENTS. NATIONAL THEATER, TOMORROW AFTERNOON, 4:30 Rev.G.ValeOwen Whose remarksble messages from the spirit world have aroused worldwide interest. Lecture Subject: “Psychic-Science and Human Survival.” Tickets, $2.00, $1.50, §1.00 T. Arthur Smith, Inc., 1308 G St. POSTPONED On Account Ifiness De GOGORZA Concert T. Arthur Smith, Ino. ComedyJomedy—Comedy NELSON & MADISON The RBube and the Buby. “THE HEADLINERS” A Mondsy Morning Rehearsal. HART WAGNER & ELTUS Tlodge Podge of Comedy. Ml»MCAL BANGARDS Blue Devils of Vaudeville. DAVIS & RICH Singing Act De Luzs. Closing With The Four Amaranths 4 Novelty Aot Embracing Daocing, Clever Balancing and Graceful Acrobatios, NSNS | PART TWO Il FIRST RUN PHOTO PLAYS “The Altar Stairs” With FRANK MAYO A Laemmle Feature Film “FARM FOLLIES” A Usiversal Comedy. Imeraational News—Mo News—Movie Chats, | Coming Next Week Van Arnum’s Minstrels 30 Dancers, Singers and Comedians — A Whole Show Itself. In_Conneotion With Vaudevill e Acts And First Run Photoplays. i 'BOOK o E Morrison Paper Co. 1009 Pa. Ave. ARTHUR Fits of the room JORDAN PIAND COMPANY ncatly into a corncr This Wonderful New Apartment Size Piano $595 Baby Grand At a.price no higher than that of a good upright piano, Jordan’s now announce this splendid Apartment-size Grand Piano. -Without going into ecstacy about its qualities, we wish to impress-that this new Baby Grand is a better piano than you would expect at this special price. It has its own story.totell; so:come in and sec it—hear it—play it—then marvel at the value. Terms of payment are very liberal. JORDAN'S - - G St. at 13th - - CHICKERING Z SHOWS FOR PRICE _OF 1 Coutinuons From 13 Noom A Mprry Musical & Dance Frolie “Broadway Snapshots” with Other Excellent Acts MILTON SILLS nd Star Clé(h;l “The Marria ince’’ Wats—FPopular Prices—Nights 10c—31c 20c—050e PRESIDEIT t 11¢h 8¢ Ave. Teiephone, Main m Tonight, AT Seats ow selilng for “BUDDIES” Geo. V. Hobart's comedy with Film Features LIBERTY ~ THOMAS JDDLY, EMI’IR Hom: orth Cap. NORMA TAL MEIGHAN, in * CTY." " des's wid FOR aud \ Uk Fables nu H St N DUSTIN FARNUM THE OPEN.” A 230 ( ToAY 10 LIONEL n\mnu uy OWEN. ‘in “THE Pure” News 204 Lit NT!5th and Californ HEL CLAYTO! CERE_QTE DEVL, Cartorn, “CHEWING ToDAY BLOOD AND SaxD) TOQUORROW —WAI. FAENUM. in “3100%- 1431-35 U St Mats 14D W inconsinAv. BUMBKRT() Vi A ik | CLUM|A BUR UEATTRACTIS Temptations of 1922 With 9TH NEAR F.ST. MAT 2U5-EVE 8 SUNIMAT-3 B.M, SMOKING PERMITTED DANNY MURPHY DON M.CLARICS: A BLUE RIBBON CAST A BEWITCHING BUNCH OF TEMPTING TEMPTATIONERS CRANDALL'S BILLS ARE BE . 'RANDALL’S METROPOLITAN 11 AM. 1o 11 P.Y Doors Open at 10:39 AN A SELZNICK SUPER-SPECIAL CONWAY IN THE MOST GORGEOQU VOCAL INTERLUDE AT FROM THE ( Vi APITOL BOBBY ON, “IN CRANDALL CENTRAL NINTH BET. D & ¥ E. K. LINCOLN MARTHA MANSFIELD In a Drama of Paris and Marti- “WOMAN TN CHAINS” Our Gang Comedy ELAINE ROMAN “ONE WEEK OF LOVE” 30, 7:30 AND 9:30 P.3I. Robert Davis—Lyric Tenor THEATER, orren.” W YORK SYMPHON ALWAYS A GOOD SHOW (CRANDALL’S THEATER NINTH AT B! TODAY AND TOMORROW 11 AL to 11 P.ML Thomas Meighan Leatrice Joy And Great Supporting Cast “THE MAN WHO SAW TOMORROW” il Parrott in “Dow't Say Die.” EWS. § “TH[ LH \'\1PLL\ 2 Savey Theater CRANDALL'S 32, Mt P.M. DAILY, 3 P.M. SUNDAY LEWIS STONE Grana Ave. S.EL BAR i CRANDALL TODAY—LEWIY AR LA Tl JANES KIRKW 001 CTADWICR [ Avenue 84 STONE and i REX ING TOMORROW HELENE AND DIX ) LOEW'; g "ALAC TODAY AND ALL WEEK DOROTHY DALTON | In a great society drama of love and sacrifice! ““DARK SECRETS" With Jose Ruben CHRISTIE COMEDY “Hazel from Hollywood” News—Topics—Overture HIPPODROME"'": i Al SWOMAN 0 A CASTLETON in “FALSE Latest New, A DWARD omedy and Tonight, 8:20 'S « Mt Tomorrow, 2:20 P “Ao MUSICALJ;&IUMPH e BLOSSOM TIME Direct from run of Century Theater, Unaltered Ca CHICAGO GRAND OPERA CO. Menday. Tuesday snd We‘u-lly. ‘ebruary b, 6 Poli’s 'lllutar, 8 o’cloel( Mon. Eve., AIDA, in Italian Ralsa, Ve Gorde rih.lL Laszan, Formichi. Polaoco, Gond Production Garden, Crimi, Rimini, Do Trers. 'dlacce, Conductor. Oa Wed. Eve.. S\TE({L‘RMCHJ(A Maiden'), | Mason Van Gordons B ot [ akiasolt Claeesens. )'\‘l“.. ‘""mn. | omhmn, 5—Entire 8 ipewent-—Onorus, ST M- Danoers and C Prices: 85, 80, 85, u';"'::'.e'.‘."" i l l'"s"i;";}iBE Holmes l | TONIGHT, 8 Sharp Matinee Saturday William Gillette ATIONAL NEXT WEEK. EATS TOMORROW DAVID BELASCO Presents Lionel ‘Atwill The Comedian A Comedy of Temperaments by Suchas Guitry dapted by Duvid Belns: Dir, Messrs. Shubert. SHUIEI“’ S);[ xt .;.Andly ")"u ARRIC s Now, 500 to 82,60 PAULINE LORD in “ANNA CHRISTIE” ‘With George M-flnn—filnl‘ Shannon Week Feb. 12—Wall Orders Now. 50c to §2.50 WALTER HAMPDEN l-eh:‘d ‘of Wenice, e House, Thue, Nitp &84 Mat. Ooii’f;fi‘n‘lfi DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS i —INe— “ROBIN H00D The third and final week of the most gorgeous and || stupendous production of | | Fairbank's entire career! Beginning Sund. W. GRIFFITH’S “One Exciting Nght" e SIIIIBEIIT BELASCO Vaudeville Georglette and Daptisin w Greenwich Tour.” me Follles. BILLY McDERMOTT Flo & Ollle Waters, White & Beck, h & Peru. Aerial Shaws, Rich ey, and an All-Washing- “WASHINGTON FOLLIES Late nl- Star ot With_Es Tona Weems Oswald, James K. Youn Washington's Prize Beauty. arst Gor. mag (liss Americs and Mise Washington lle Murray, the Debrin Twins, | | of xuu chorus of the Bt. Patrick Players com and & Nite: Sun. Exeept on Sat.. ~and llnua.y-. U St. at 12th ontizous 0 p.m. LINCOLN . LAST nu SPECIAL STAR CAST IN THE HIT OF THE SEASON, “QUINCY ADAMS SAWYER" COMEDY, ‘PITTER PATTER.” Kinograms. CRANDALL’S A vulllu Theater 1 St. N.E. MATINE 2100 Tonay—roy SWERT sz Theater uebe: st CRANDALL S i rE HOLD. TOMORRC SPAWN HIGH CLASS VAUDEVILLE THEATRE DE LUXE A BIN VIVIENNE SEGAL The Prima Donna Par ixcelience The Gorgeous Spectacle “THE SON DODGER™ With JOHN E. WALKER. RAE ELEANOR BALL and Brother In_“Moments Musical:” Tane Connelly and | Geo. Yeo Associate Plavers Combes & Nevin Cantner al Jazsers Do Luxe |Featur'y ‘‘Bessie’ & Is Bue Ao Artisric Nowelty Week! Main 448¢_4485. 6823 BUY EARLY. ~ MEXT WEEK - ') THE RAMS HEAD PLAYERS Every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday | Wi saturday Matinee Each Week This Week—Lady Gregory’s “GRANIA” Goldwyn FPresents MARSHALL NEILAN' STRANGERS BANQUET GREAT CAST---23 STARS At 719 0th st. w., Fr. will tesch you the Tatent dunces in a few priv. less. Results nd Fi CAPITOL. DO ateps: marble class Te NI, STAFFOIRD I’LWBERTON Former N. Y Winter Garden rtoer to rirude Hoffinan, Maude “Allan 5 of dan hte Gances. —1161 DAVISON’S ol 15 N1329 Mn.w Teach you 10 dance correctls strictly private. Auy hour Class ‘dance Sat’ evenings, GLADYSE WILBUE, 8, Dupest circle, Dupont. siudio No. Franklin 1485-W, allroo; De 1 Traloiag. - Children's Classes, o