Evening Star Newspaper, January 1, 1923, Page 42

TODAY'S AMUSEMENTS. NATIONAL~—Barnum Was Right,” performances at 2:20 and 8:20 p.m. POLY'S.—Frank Tinney,-in “Dafty DilL,* at 3 and 8:20 pm. GARRICK.—"Give and Take” at 2 @nd 8:20 pn. PRESID) 'T.—"Abie’s Irish Rose,” ®L 2:30 and 8:30 p.m. KEITH'S,—Duncan _ Sisters, wille, at and 8:15 p.n Watson Sisters, 15 and 8:15 p.m. COSMOS.—“A Paper _Paradise,” wvaudeville, at 3, 6:30 and 9 p.m. STRAND.—Will Stanton and com- any, vaudeville, at 2:45, 6:30 and 5 p.m. AYETY. *Joe Hurtig vaude- vaude- and Pillard, in v,” burlesque, Pickford, ‘in »rm’ Country,” at 10:45 and 9:10 p.m. he Dangerous Stone, at 11:80 , 7:30 and 9:35 p.m. '0.—Bebe Dan singed t 11:30 am., 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, e of Palomar,” 105, 4:05, 5:45, NTRAL.—Lon 0 y in’ ¢ Blind Bargain.” Chaney, BY RADIO TODAY Schedule of Local Wireless Entertainment. p.m—Weather report; naval press report. ship WIL—Continental Eleetrie -Company | (360 Meters). 5:30 to 7 p.m.—Phonograph selec- tions. WMU—Doubleday-Hill Electric Com= 360 Meters). Statement from bureau on olina Waltze “Mother Machree Word avonic * danci “Spring Song.” i = i i Last miner, WJH—White & Boyer Company (360 Meters). 4 10 4:30 p.m.—Music and features. WEAS— 3 to 4 phonograph e Hecht Co. p.m. le and playe: (360 Meters). on the ano. WIAY—Woodward & Meters). Piano Lothrop (360 2 ty 3 pm Day Waiting Will Victrola selections: Plant Myself Home,” wanec Blossoms.” “Cuj ok You Her < Piano solos S : i & Victrola selections: | His Garment,” “Better oline.” *Romeo and Julie i) i “Some pringtime.” lem of Day (walitz WPM — Thomas J (360 Meters). 5 pm oncert, under n of M ancis Painter. gram which will be given by Oates’ student orchestra, assisted by Miss Vesta Pollock, contralto, follows: (4) March, “The Boosters’ Club” Qlackie (b) schottische, k" (Mackie Bey- Martha” (Flo- orge Bruce . with or- " (Oate ally for Williams, Ine., the dire The pro- tow) and Martha chestra: (b) “The Radio F Underwood), com occasion, orchestra. Contralto #) “Roses Are the Rhymes 1 (Lilla Ormand), (b) “Smilin" (Arthur Penn), (e) The Tree (Geprge H. Garthgn), Miss | Pollock, wccompanied by Miss Bat violinist, Mr. Scott Pollock. - Violin golos, “Hymn to the | Sun” (Kreisler), “Hindoo Chant’ (Kreisler). Mr. Julius Ochs, a panied by Mr. Karl Ochs. Piano Alice” {(Ascher), Mi: Helen Boyd. | Xylophone solos Kitten on the Keys” (Comfrey duet, Mr. Miss rion mpanist, Mr. George { v_selection, “Plantation (Boteler), orchesira. Cornet . (1) “I-Would That Love (Mendelssohn), (b) “When I Know t Thou Art Near Me Glentzer and Mr. Tibbles; ac Miss Martha Horton nd" (Mackie Be: Waltze ke). orchestra. March, “Un- (Mackie Bever), orchestra. the reproducing piano. My Selection, RADIO NEWS Steps to carry out the proposal to improve the local radio broadcasting service will be taken by the newly organized Washington Radio Broad- casters’ Association, following the re- turn of questionnaires which it Is sending out to the listeners-in. The THE EVENING R8T ‘WASHINGTO! i : ‘ Dithy Pavagraphs NEW YBAR GREETING. Fair Fortune be your guest through- out the year, And may those ones you ever hold most_dear Draw close in loyalty; And more; may every happy fate con- spire To bring to you your dearest heart's desire, In Nincteen Twenty-Three. TAYLOR GRIMES, Langdon, D. C. ... If there is one time more than any other when a woman should be quite alone, it is when a full line of wet clothes comes down “in the mud. MRS. E. F. BOOKER, Quarters Fort Myer, Va. v e “That'’s fine corn you have thete,” said the humovous passerby, pointing to a drought-stricken field. “Fine is right,” replied “If them nubbins was they'd be meal.” 4 the farme t a trifle fine: E. D. SMITH, 3124 14th street northwest. PR “When tomobile?" “When it is an automobile not an au- turtle. . BROOKE HUNTER Hyattsville, Md. Resolved—That we'll go 18 what's handed to u: rned glad to get it. T ht along, %, and be H. HEATH, The Pasadeia Little bed, to get her a gl told her she h fo being tucked to her mother ater. Her mother d had a drink just b _Boinz to bed, and finally said Is: “If you call all come there and spank y “Mother,” piped M “when you come in to k me,” will you pl bring me a glass of wate 3 1AD 3417 Quebec street, Collector—A man _whom few see, but many ask to call MARY E. Island avenue . .. tried in vain but the other line. Fir in time APF Cleveland Park. care to LLEY. 129 Rhode northeast She had telephone, using the woman of biscul but the women were still perated, she broke in « I smell your biscuits burning nd then she call. MARY to part to put in he Dorothy, g0 to Fond* Mothe bad gou won't you Know that? Little Dorothy—Well, I've the circus and the chautaugua I ean’t expect Lo go everywhere, MRS. F. J. PRITCHARD, Alabawa avenne southeast has~determined who follow certain suffer most from prehibitionists wate if heaven, you are Don't been to already 3940 Science that people endea 0ACH., 106 Allegheny street. Takoma Park, D.C. They were playing the game of spell- ing words backward, quite a trick if yowve never tried it. She gave him the word “Charge” to’ spell. he replied -promptly. OLGA MELICK, ,C. GRETNA GREEN REPORTS A SLUMP Marriages Fell Off During 2213 1st street northwest. j .« e e A man passed a beggar who asked him for charity. The passerby told the beggar that he stood in urgent need of about a thousand dollars himself. “T'll lend it to retorted the beg- promptly “at 6 per cent interest, u can furnish satisfaetory security.” ALVIN KASKIN $12 I street northwest. v el Jimmy, I want good while I'm away. Jimmy-—1T will, father, for a nickel Father—I want you to know, y man, that a son of mine must for nothing gar ity Fath you to be DAVID TROSHENS 925 Louisiana avenue northwest. e % A man and wife through New England, when they met with ‘a slight accident. 'The man went to a nearby shanty and asked the wom- an who came to the door for a little whisky to give his wife, who was upset and_ nervous. The woman said: “We don’t never keep no whisky. How would the lady like @ piece of pie?" were motoring M 1314 Madison It is a curious fact that a young girl's scholastic stand| v ratio 1o her b verse ratio to inve ratio popularity WILSO. ct north H hx'r brains in popularity ; her in_inverse ratio to her prig- and her priggishness in in- verse ratio to the puritanism of her parents. ANONYMOU .. S OF “ON MARRIED Positive—The *“her Comparative—Th gine. Superlative—The ball. DEGRE! HIG MAN he married “purr” of his en- TO A “whirr” of his golf E. FIELD, Vernon street northicest ve o An egotist is one who believes all the flattering things his Christmas cards told hin MES. DUDL 2 Columbia avenue, 1840 Y C. JAC Takoma Par ON, nc. mbo, . what makes your 1 Sambo—I dunno, boss, it's to keep me from other people’s busines J. G. BROCATOR. 0 14th street northeast. but I tickin® *spects it into ONE IN EV Policeman (o has this man_done, to drown him? sman—He b ws our n drops the burnt ones RY OFFICE. ngry mob)—What that you are going atches ack in Policeman—Here' tie on him. an extra brick to . ireet, He told the shs maid of his love ; The color left her cheeks But on the shoulder of his coat 1t showed for severa) weeks J. ABRIBAT. Cherrydale, 1804 | The Pithy Paragraph film, including the four prize winners for each week, will be shown at the B. F. KEITH AND STRAND THEATERS. Identical prizes will be presented every wee are ten dollars, five dollarsy two box seats at @ box or six orchestra seats at the These awards | ¢ith’s, and either rand. Try your hand. GIFT TO THE PRESIDENT. Hand Embroldery Presented by Father Cohill, Missionary. Father William Joseph Cohill of Hancock, Md., who for several years has been’engaged in Catholic mission- ary work in China, Saturday after- noon presented to President Harding a piece of hand-embroidery, the work of women and girls at the Little Help- Not in years has Washington been “MARK DOWN" of hig’h-grade sl’lqes association will govern its action upon the answers received from the radio public. The questionnaires which are being sent out by C. O. Fischer, president of the association and manager of the radio department of Woodward & Lothrop. read as follow “The Washington Broadcasters’ ation is organized for the benefit of the owners of radio sets and for the benefit of the public in broadcast- ing. We are very anxious to know whether the public would like the 10- cal stations to close one hour earlier each evening or would the public pre- | fer a silent evening. If you are in- terested in the development of radio, which we know you are if you own @ radio set, will you-kindly fill out 7 As.l the following blank and mail to your 0 local paper, in care of radio edito] “Do vou own a crystal set> “Do you own an audion set? ‘What kind of antenna do you use? Give description. “Can you tune out all local stations? If not, which ones can you turne out? “Would you like for all local sta- tions to top broadcasting at 9 p.m. so that you eould receive long dis- tance? Or would you prefor- 9:307 Would you rather have no_broadcast- ing for one entire evening? “Tt depends on the action of the public as to what steps the associa- tion’ will take. If you're interested 1n radio let us hear from you.” —_— AUGUSTA, AIKEN, ASHEVILLE. Augusta Special, 7 p.m. daily. South- ern Railway. Office, 14256 F. Phone Main 5633.—Advertisement. ——— GEN. R. H. LANE’S RECORD. Brig. Gen. Rufus H. Lan.e the newly #ppointed adjutant and inspector of the Marine Corps, was graduated from the Annapol val Academy in 1891 and, after a two-year cruise, was aj *oln!ed 2 second lleutenant in the Marine Corps. In the Spanish war he served on the cruiser New York, flagship of Rear Admiral Sampson, in command of naval forces In the West Indies. In 1914 he was sent to Europe to assist in the rellef of stranded Americans und subsequently was in charge of the foreign relation and departments of justice and edu- cation in Santo Domingo. He has been acting adjutant and inspector since last June, when Gen. Henry C. Hains went to California or leave of absence. Gen. Hains will be placed on the retired list of the Navy to- morrow, 8 s e NEW ORLEANS AND CALIFORNIA. 1 a.h 10 p.m, and 10:56 p.m. daily. Al traims via Southern RaSlway. Office 1435 Phone Man’ 5§33~ Advertise: -4 Souls' Mission, in Kai r Cohill who was graduated m Georgetown University in 1910, has the distinction of being the fifst American to be ordained in the secu- lar priesthood of Ching. For the first time fgr more tnan a century a woman has been elected an associate of the British Royal Acad- emy, Mrs. Annie L. Swynnerton re- ceiving the honor. x 72777777 offered such a sweeping Hundreds of pairs re- duced from $5.95, $6.50, $7.50 and $8.50 to Styles for dress, semi- Hress. street qnd sports wear—in all wanted \ Ieathers. fabrics and combinations, Plenty of all sizes— in many of the styles— but you must come for them right away! kel At all our stores, but only a few. at “City Club Shopi” Va. | L2777 Past Year at Nearby Rockville. Special Dispatch to The Star, ROCKVILLE, Md., January L—After showing a steady increase each year for sonféthing like ten years, Rock- vill's marriage license business suf- fered quite a slumf during the year just closed, although the town con- tinued popular as a marrying mart. During the twelve months, 620 licenses were issued by the clerk of the circuit court here, which was 135 less than the number issued in 1921—the banner year for the office. District of Columbia coyples obtained 298, 154 were issued to residents of the’ county, 100 went to couples from Virginia, 16 to Baltimor s and the others to couples from various parts of the country. Rev. P. Rowland Wagner, pastor of the Baptist Church, continued his habit of leading all the other Roc performed by officiating on ns. Rev. Nolan B. Harmon, stor of the Methodist Church, was a close second, with 110 to his credit, .and Rev. S. J. Goode, pastor of the Christian Church, who tied 64 knots, steod third on the list. The other ministers of the town officiated as follows: Rev. Millard F. Minnick, rector of Christ Episcopal Church, 40 Rev. John R Henderson of the Pres- byterian Church, 17; Rev. John T. Coolahan, pastor of St. Mary's Cath- olic Church, 1 KICK ON CAR CONDITIONS. Patrons of Rockville Line Com- plain of Dirt and Cold. Special Dispatch to The Star. January 1.—Cold id, are causing omplaint among patrons of the | Washington and Rockville electric rail and action looking to im- proved ‘conditions. it understood, will be taken. It is charged that on cold days the cars are never com- fortable, and the year round are dirty. 300 ATTEND PARTY. Sons of Jonadab Hold Watch-Night Affair at Pythian Temple. The annual “watch Independent Order, Sons of Jonadab, attended last night at Pythian Temple by more than the their [party assembled at 10 |spent the evening with a masical program and the telling of sto cqnnected with the lives of the me At the midnight hour, with the passing of the old and the coming of the new -year, the company as- sembled, formed in a circle and re- newed their pledges of total absti- nence. i night” of the | was order and friends. * The o'clock and C. Foster, h Washington, pr y William F 1bot, Edward N ad of the order ded. He wus as- Johnson, Robert Parker, James Mc- Intosh, Walter Spriggs and William Armstrong. Addresses were made Dr. Winfield S. Whitman, James J. celman, Representative Robson of Kentucky, Rev. E. C. Dinwiddie and James E. Parker. GAYA, * Bengal, vary 1.--The nat rejected the proposal by president of the congress, tiona hould become c the legislative assembly. ‘This question was one of the most important before the delegates when they gathered for the congress early in the week. British nakist India, Jan- congress has R. Das, that na- didates for v2zzrizzzzz27272 N M 2%, 7 % 7 % 2%, % 2 7 W ville ministers in the number of cere- 0 members of | WILL NOT SEEK ELECTION. | Cor. 7th & K Sts. 1914-16 ‘Pa. Ave. "*City Club Shog" 233 Pa. Ave. S.E, 318G St. 414 9t S¢. AMUSEMENTS. X, D. U, MONDAY. JANUARY 1, 1923. ORPHANS’ BALL Catholic University Gym TUESDAY, JANUARY 2, _Informal. _Admission, $1.00 B. F. KEITH’S VAUDEVILLE Cireuit’s De Luxe Theater NEW YEAR JUBILEE BILL From the London Pavilion THE DUNCAN SISTERS “ 8 That All Right” JOHN T. MURRAY and VIVIAN OAKLAND “Sublime and Ridiculous” DUCI DE KEREKJARTO Royal Violinist Virtuoso LA BERNICIA nd_Her Ballet Ray & Emma Dean, Carleton & = |UtushPurveyors Ballew | Flying Hartwells Aesop’s Fables, Topjes of the Day, Pathe Weekly Buy Early! Phones: Main 4484, 4455 and 0523 ALFRED CORTOT The French Planist I, il st the Masonio, Auditorium. Thursday evening, 8:18, Jan. 4th. Tickets, .90, S1.80 and’ $1.00. (pius war tex). . Arthur Smith, Inc., 1308 G street. MARGUERITE "ALVAREZ Contralto In recital at the National Theater Friday afternoon, 4:30. Jan. 5th. Tickets on sale T. Arthur Smith, Inc., 1306 G Bt. Thompson World-Renozwned Criminologs. Former Head of the British Secret Service and of the Criminal Investigation Depart- ment, Scotland Yard, London. LECTURE SUBJECT : “My Experiences at Scotland Yard” William J, Burns, Director { Secret Serviee, Presiding NATIONAL THEATER Thursday, January 4, 4:30 P.M. Under the Auspices of the Boys® Club of Washington. Tickets, 50c to $2.00. Now on sale T. Arthur Smith, Inc. February 15th—Hugh Walpole “Novels and Novel Writing” No matter what you are seeking —A Star Classified Ad will help you find it more quickly than any- thing edse—because so nearly everybody reads The Star. When you want real resufts * use Star Classified Ads. “Around the Corner” is a Star Branch Office. Blank Books —AND DIARIES, of which we have @ large nssortment. order. E. Morrison Paper Co. Let us fll your Everybody would like to earn a little extra .cach month. If.you can’t, your money can, if it is invested safely and wisely. Deposit regularly in 1923. A N K OF COMMERCE AND SAVINGS Cor. 7th and E Sts. ‘The e “ROBERTS” And the telephone 1s MmmSMySk Both casr 1o Tememben, AMUSEMENTS. NOW PLAYING a lIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIillIIllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIII PICKFORD The greatest of all photo- play stars in the glorious re-creation of that famous masterpiece of her early career! “TESS OF THE STORM COUNTRY” = T T M= | | i 5 /Ill I\ W\ Gue Nugut Giye-a ede van, B A JANIS MOORE'S RIALTO 11 A. M—ALL WEEK—11 P. M. A RIOT OF DAZZLING BEAUTY Paramount Presents DANIELS Supported by CONRAD NAGEL and a Talented Cast’in SINGED WINGS Penrhyn Stanlaws Production CONCERT FEATURE PROSPERO MIRAGLIA, Harpist ORCHESTRA SUBSIDIARIES 272 // 722777 | POLI’S TONIGHT Mat. Saturday Playing_Shubert Attractions FRANK TINNEY in “DAFFY DILL” Starting Sun., Jan. 7 Mats. Thursday and Saturday LEE SHUBERT Presents SESSUE HAYAKAWA Bonedt D 1's svied Soldiers. %, 727, ////////// AMUSEMENTS. AMUSEMENTS. RANDALL’S, METROPOLITAN F AT 10th" 11 A. M. TO 11 P. M. DELIGHT First National Presents LEWIS s, STONE Fih Cleo Madizon, ~Ruth Ol Edith Roberts ' Glorlous Cast 14 Jobn' M. Etabte. Pertens Production of the ADDED COMEDY Mermald's Two-Reel Funfest “HIGH POWER" WATSON ALL B 7 LAWLOR In Jazzy Tuneful Melodies and n MATS. 25¢-50c NEXT W ‘MIDNITE A New Year's Ali-Star Bill of SHUBERT DAILY AT 2:15 AND 8:15 P. M. THE SENSATION OF THE SEASON Except on Baturday. and_Holidays. EEK: WHIPPLE-HUSTON CO., In » _llllllIIIIIIllllIIllIIlllllllllilllllllllllllIIIlIIIIIIIIlllIIlllIIlIIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIHII 5 HERE'S A HAPPY NEW YEAR! CRANDALL'S, CENTRAL NINTH BET. D & 11 A. M. TO 11 P, M. Goldwyn Presents LON CHANEY Eupported by Jacqueline Logan and Ray- mond McKee, in the Most Bensationsl Myster-Thriller of the Year, Bar None, A BLIND BARGAIN SPECIAL COMEDY Mra. Carter de Haven's ‘CHRISTMAS” MUSIC THAT CHARMS IRt rmment emeres el I T T T R T D e S TR T VAUDEVILLE SISTERS (Fanny and Kitty) in the VAUDO-MUSIC-REVUE “STOLEN SWEETS”’ STAR VAUDEVI STEPPE AND O’'NEAL “THE BRAZILIAN JOHNNY BERKE 5 KINGS OF SYNCOPATION S, Includes DeKOCH TRIO Bix Chorus of Dainty Beauties ey NITES 25¢ to $1 REVELS" CRANDALL'S 4¥oxLore 1l-.|1\ SPECIAL HOLIDAY it i Toduy CRANDALL'S YORK THEAT) ;\ Ave.&QuebeeSt. ECTAL HOLIDAY oday AT 2 ., in “THE HEA PMORROW Ana SU PHANT in *JUST TOXY “CUPID® NEW STANTON §%&85 JOHN BARRYMORE “SHERLOCK HOLMES” sillette’'s Famous Stage Play ing Conception of all Fiction. OLYMPIC 155 U st 0 NORMA “THE ETER | NAL FLAME, PRINCESS 1% &5 L MIRIAM ¢ TON, in 3 P KE. LA DUMBARTON At ) OF T HIPPODROM E LOV) TOMORROW AMERICA N 9h&N.Y.Ave. N.W. HOW WOMEN 'Y BLYTH NIGHT st St. and R. L Ave. | EMHR ot | Stree! ROOE TRER 1230 O Street TODAY BARTHEL) HOME * TOMORROW RICHARD 5 “THE SHUBERT g Dir. Messrs. Shubert Tonite, 50c to $2.50 S New Comedy | GIVE AND TAKE With GEORGE SIDNEY | | = N¥v~ MONDAY—SEATS THURSDAY Mr. Lee Shubert Presents BERTHA KALICH f In'a New Play JITTA’S ATONEMENT NATIONAL s, 10U ¥ WREBA Preseats BARNUM RIGHT By Philip Batholomae and John Meehan. Distinguished Cast, Inoluds Donald Brisn, Marian Coakl LTxynhfnh. man, , Enid 'Markey. Susanne Wills, Will Deming, Eiwood Bostwick, Spencer Ciarters o " staged by Jo Next Monday—Seats Thursday 4TH ANNUAL PRODUCTION | GEORGE WHITE'S sev SCANDALS A5 ‘WONDERFUL CAST, A!n) Paul Whiteman’s Cafe de Paris, New York Orchestra Rare Collection of New Beauties AR RN ST | = AND PILLARD, JOB_HURTIG'S BIG SH Next . Wosh—“CHUCKLES _OF _1983.” THE PRIDE OF PALOMAR By PETER B. KYNE Frank Borzage's splendid production of that famous novel by , the author of “appy Ricks." WITH FORREST STANLEY AND MARJORIE DAW 1’1 N.W RAPHAEL "% FAVORITE .ll St at iat 51 MATIN TING, ey Ph. W. 933. 05 Pa. Ave. Ph. OPEN 3 P.M his_ best SEMON CMNDALL’S nLTnoroLn AN at 19th . CLEQ MAD. Son et W D _and LON CHANE Theater, Sth& Tz St TODAY AND TOMO RETD and LILA Ll . Aud CRANDAI.L’S WALLA THE, G " SEMON CRANDALL' Y WALLA savoy 14h and Col. R DAILY. M. SUND. AL EID. AGNES AVRE | CRANDALL'S s MAT. 1. DAILY. TODAY ~WALLACE and MAY MCAVOY PAT SMITH. U St. at 12th LINCOLN Continuous 42 to 11:30 pam. Today and Temorrew CHARLES RAY With Great Support. in His Biggest “A TAILOR MADE M Novelty Comedy. “Railroading” Kinograms Hit PROF. A: 10th st. i1 pm. AN 3 $ Fine environment. W. 1120, Mr. Stafford Pemberton Former N.Y. Winter Garden Star and Partner to Mae Murray, Maud Allan, Gertrude Hoffmann and Others, Alxo of the Russian Ballet. Private and Class Lessons All Styles of Dancing. lassic, Interpreti Ballroom d Children’s Classes, €h truining o all Stage Dancing and echnique: This class mcets weekly on stage of ‘Belusco Theater.) Entertainments Staged and Entertainers Furnished for all Occasions. Pamphlet malled upon request Studio, IN ARCADE NEW YEAR’S TWIN EVENTS MATINEE DANCE 3 to 6 This Afternoon 2 SHOWS FOR PRICE OF 1 Continuous From 1 Noon A Comedy Offering De Luxe WILL STANTON & CO. Other Sunerh Acts ST PHOTOPLAY. SHIRLEY, MASON “Shirley of the Oireus” Ladies, 20c; Men, 80c; including tax CELEBRATION DANCE 8:80 to 12 4 Ladies, 25¢; Men, 50c, including tax AUGMENTED ORCHESTRA DAVISON'S Zt- 1329 M n.w. Mab Teach you to dance correctly n a few lessons, atrictly private. Auy hour. S ' s and class tion, 810 9 enings. GLADYSE WILBUR, No. @ Dupont circle, Dupont. sudto. Franklin 1435-W. Training. _Children's es. Miss Chappelear PRIVATD LESSONS BY APPOI.NTIII! 2715 Connscticut Avegue, Phone North 51%% Tnstruc- with_orchestra. m. Dancing, Stage N