Evening Star Newspaper, December 11, 1922, Page 6

- THE EVENING STAR, do mot ask for kalp, T do not ask for {1920. If, as they claim, thereforc, tho protection. I ask for nothing out|republican party now needs a “reded!- friendship’ and gocé hecart and good | catlon” to the service of the people, will.” In otiier words, at the conclu-| Mr. Harding in office has failed. sion of his American tour Clemenceau As a matter of fact, however, M. asks nothing for France from this|Harding, in a message to Congress, country which France does not al-| has just delivered scntiments as for- ready have. There has not been any | ward-looking as any the country has month or any day when France has|heard, and far more practical than not had the fricndship and good heart | many for which his critics are known. and good wiil of all right-thinking | Why move against him, dircetly or in- ana. § -\mericans. directly? But Clemenceau is more modest ——————. e than he nced be. France has had and | Coasting Dangers. ot will continue to have money trom! S e D T o t ont Surday only, 20 ceate pet mon America. France has had and wiil may be sent by mail. or teleplons Mal now, the first of the season, started e rriers at the | continue to ve A an hel = AT e made By careie continue have American helD- iy hjaren out with their sleds, France did have .protection given her | - R { stances may feel sure of it again, even Lo Caowywas:too thinjand AStces S it disappeared too quickly from the though she may not have it pledged in istreet surfaces. The white covering. a formal document. ‘The Criendship iy o ove. servea as a reminder of the ar n il 2 = and good heart and good will which he | 7,/ 20" t1a¢ oxista in the streets of WASHINGTON HERE and THERE in WASHINGTON BY “THE MAJOR” .D. C, MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1922. CAPITAL KEYNOTES BY PAUL V. COLLINS. THE EVENING STAR, ‘With Slr__nd:y Merning wl'f;-_ WASHINGTON, D. C. MONDAY. . .. .December 11. 1922 N HE proposal of the farm bloc|that the government, and not Indi- | » viduals. should go into business. And | that the government ";‘l": this soclalistic or soviet principle | organise & corporation Which | will probably crop .out in variou would be. under government ; gulses—Ilook out for it. That's wlh is management, and which would “"‘:?:..7""" with North Dakota and | ifito the business of developing Muscle R - Shoals for the manufacture of| o, at a coincidence of name with | farm fertiliser, is an indication that meedil A etnl T SR na gowad e g r':'::::":::: T [has been diacovered near Frostburg. | Dlane merely for the upbullding of | M3 Where else would it come so handy as In a city of frosts? Ex- 3 ht agriculture. The fundamental thoug! Deitolacs Miscasains whother Bt helen en Henry It was the time when’ the.nation’s heroes were being brought back to | the 1and for which they had died. He sought out Senator Pittman and told him of the promise he had made his boy. There came a day, one of those fessed that the majority of folks to-|days in which the rain seems to take dn’y (fi)not give ma'y'xy m’lrked demon- |on added cold; from the station to strations of their appreciation forlennsylvania avenus came a number fevors given. of calssons, each carrying what re- The other day I ran across a story ! mained of a khaki-clad hero. Over in ich, to my way of thinking, is not Arlington, the national ecemetery, only & beautiful example of what we (stood & bent, forlorn figure, the father all should do, but 1s’In reality a little | 0f the bos. To his right was a fel- sermon in itself. Sanator Key Pitt-}low townsman. not the senator, but man of Nevada was on the 7th of |just “Key” Plttman. To his left stood November last elected to the United | Mrs. Pittman. in her arms a huge States Senate by a majority of 7,500, |bouquet of flowers, her tribute to one THEODORE W. NOYES. Editor The Evening Star Newspaper Company Busines New Ve Ofce Chicago Office: Taropean Office : 13 E: HILE there is no desire to eppear pessimistic or take a gloomy view of things, more especially those per- taining to an appreclation of kindnesses bestowad by another, it must be con- with the Suada meraing sered by carriers within the olty vnhm‘ mon fare S000. cad of each most Rate by Mail—Payable in Advance. Maryland and Virginia. Taily and Sunda 3 ced In the House of the bill introdu y (repub. | £Xtensive vein or merely a big pockee. They will not act in ~vein” If the enlarge the pockets of the owner * ¥ * % by Representative Dickers: lioan) of Towa is that not Ford is & big enough manufacturer to develop Muscle Shoals for the good jof the whole country, and that what has proved practical in government There is no local need comparable to the need of ampler school build- \.-‘ asks and has are all the assurance {of Nevada's dead. The mortal re-|control of railroads. through the In-|ings and great: {aflamed throats. raggise. Dails and Sunday..1 i this city whenever the snow invites]the largest ever given any candidate | of Neva 2 n! 3 Rreater equipment, so that e D €0c | needed of the other things he wants| . ® © W e e oo T ete. Turtharmore. he carried | mains of the 12d were placed at rest teratate Commerce Commiasion #ould | every child of school age will be en- Ww%fi;mf Bonsayion S RIE R 1| neavy snowfalls that the fullest aa.{his home town of Tonopah by a voie |l the siivery notes of the PuEle 28 1t n uiie economical production of fer- |abled to set & (ul davs schooling, | SNECRDETIIIS LA . 3 3 sounded taps. 5 e Member of the Associated Preess, i A8 for Clemenceau himgelf, a real| . 100 1q taken of every coasting op- | of OVer four to one. These facts are | P e T ] ouldselccl | Sty A yiof thelachoslivess, Sitepn - - affection has been added (o the ad- miration which Americans felt for | him. We knew he had faults, and still discern them, but we know ndw that whatever his faults may be they 'nprln‘ from ardent love of country sentatives of all citizens’ assoclations have agreed unanimously upon that demand of Congress, despite the cut- ting down of estimates by the budge: commission. There are over 10.000 lliterates in the national disgrace. % % ¥ % 5 cuse now- for our not providing suf- None but expert engineers and cor- | nefent housing 'lc”lfl('p and lhfin en- poration lawyers of the highest type | forcing compulsory education in the are competent to comprehend the }"';"r"flt If that cannot be done hy merits of 5o great a proposition. But | federal authority in the stutes. the lmlnuonefl because the rest’of the l""y will show, in part. just What|mained in Washington as the guest caused him to receive this unprece-|of the Pittmans. All of the formalities dented majority at the polls. Out In!pacessary for the father to perform accidents occur. Sometimes children | o Nevada country. the state that has | were taken in hand by the senior sen- are killed as sleds run into motor|given so much wealth in gold and|ator from Nevada. There were no rather than from national selfishness, | YeNiCe8 and street cars. Invariably |silver to the nation's coffers. dwelllywords of thanks uttered by the man and thus they become faulta which are after such an accident the Commis-!a people who have for vears made it | from the hilis. but a firm handshake | sloners are urged to designate certainja practice of playing the game|eaxpressed eloquently his appreciation readily forgiven. However imuch he - = iplces where the coasters can have, “square”” They are a rugged. God-{of what had been done for him and may have/depatted Srousiiis ocightal | {loving and fearing-no-man class of | his. 3 overnment ought at leas s - intentions, Clemenceau’s mission hu'f;fn:’al:fr';"f,e';"el’fl't;;:';:“‘:n'l‘fl‘o;‘:,,nd,‘.,,,u,,,_ In the state are men with | Gn the morning of the 6th of No. | the socialistic elements of the Dicker- I':g:oo‘d axample 10 the states by maline not failed. He has given is @ better | 0" 1% ChelF 11ves, If that s not colleme degrees. there are others who | vember a man with bowed shoulders, | 207 Bill are apparent to the most it ‘mpossible lo remain in the Dis- understanding - of France and the; 1 .~ San ‘ivers |Rave earned their diplomas in the|a man who had never tully recovered casual reader. Progressivism is not| 0 oc o one made b Congress French processes of though and un-| s, of course. a hardshipondrivers| o " T 3 nocka, and in the | from the blow of his loat son, left | Socialism. and should not be confused | recent years have barely kapt up with doubtedly ho i taking back with him | 10 NVe any streets blocked off for any | composite mav be turtly termed the ! nis place of employment. the Rand,{¥ith socinlistic ventures. The gov.|the yearls growth of populution. lowv- | a better understanding of America. | PUrPOSC. In this matter the choice I8yate af the earth. {Colifornia. to which place he had | STUMSNS 2,08 orEagised 1o, [uTeio | between convenience and safety. If: 1pn that wonderful mining camp with i moved bocause Tonopah brought too i ing no funas increass housing ! ; capacity, to “take up the slack.” The There is all of gain and none of loss 2 X called upon to enter into business y : o : 2 e 4 e v - | thousand: 1 i HiTaa Tt iBrse o aue cac i wnd Tl RS Teea e hol Do e e me il S8 Ttain coasting stations are not desig- | its euphonious Indian name. Tonopa! " vividly to him each day the happy |® ch as employ the energies of pri sands of children and making it : nated, with assurunce of security,idwelt a miner and his son: each {hours he and his son had passed there result is robber: of half a day from yate intviduals. f it is sufo and!impracticable to {usist on attendance | un assistant secretary. It is not so!wiil in turn interpret America to proper for the federal government to | by the truants. No wonder that this | e ,: e pelhtl bl s e oo [ Peance) the cemenlri’;: of friendsnip | COa8tIng must be prohibited. If it is|wortied with pick and shovel many | togcther. Into an old and cheap auto- | go into Alabama na a manufacturer | nation iy lagging bchind reveral Eu- | : . 3 g P 1 cermitted & responsibility is involved { hundrad feet ‘neath the surface of the : mobile he climbed: out from the min- | of fertilizer. then the same principles | ropean countries in the matier of | theso ‘groups should all be brought | which will result will make of hl mis. | 1 25 P8 E L RROR LR B IREO T L ey wore not merely father |ing camp in Calffornia hills he starteq | S0Uld. and will eventuallv be an- |education of the masses. Tt is a| into the Department of Commerce as | sion splendid and unqualified success.) o and son, they were pale and buddies.|to cross the deserts, the vast wide ;";fld 2 ‘;1;: makingi oz w*:;;';_ ;g;nflm':l:‘rln"‘wmm, ‘:""fi,’,’fi.‘}; A T‘r:)—. 200004 trat they should be assoclated to ob- 3 Side by side during the lunch hour ! reaches that have no roads. Chugging. |clothing. or even to carrying on great | reference is made a. r twenty- | ain coneentratfon of purpose. A di-| they sat eating from the same tin | chugging. chugging, at last he c,m,_mzmmz tn;ergrlnn in the effort tojone years of age: there are many | rect ‘saving of upward of one mmion’ Lucket: they worked on the sameto that hellhole known as the upper | Teduce the high cost of living. more than 10,000 between the ages of | dollars a year fn administration would { shifts and they took their pleasures|{arm of Death Vailey. a reglon replete e possible under the pian, while many | together. The call of came: into] with bleached skulls and wells that times that amount would be given to the breast of each surced a desire | give forth water thut is death-deal- For several days the aged one re- portunity, and thousands use the hilly streets on each such occasion. And Just as regularly as the snow comes by the President to function as great engineers and business managers and draw big salaries. and the farmers are to trust to their efciency, rather than that of a government-controlled. but private, enterprise. Milk fresh From Cow to iou N/ When Shopping LUNCH OR DINE A1 The Bellevue ' Farms Restaurants 1332-34-36 G St. N.W. 1338 N. Y. Ave. N.W. Delicious Coffee WITH PURE CREAM The. Assoctated Press ia exclusively entitled > the use for republication of all news dis- patches eradited to it or not ofhe: 't‘= 3 r and also the lovm news Tied: herein. “All ‘Fights of publicatien of wrecisl dlanatches berein are aiwo ressrved. Our Unbusinesslike System. Secretary Hoover, in the course of | his annual report, sounde once more the call for reorganization of tho gov- ernment. servica to consolidate allied azencles of the service which. now cverlap in different branches. He par- ticularly urges the proper grouping of those bureaus which deal with com- merce, mining. manufacturing, ship- ving, fisherfes and transportation fa- Russia and Turkey. {matter before a coasting snow has Evidently a sharp and dangerous;come and the hill streets are suddenly corner has been turned at the Lau-jused for this sport. A policy should sanne conference between the powers ; be decided upon at the District build- six and twenty-one who do hot know the alphabet. “There ought not to be a single illiterate in the capital. * % % % * % * % All over America farms are being abandoned: the farmers complain that th ihe public in increased values and are dwided among ¢even different d yartments. The- Topsylike growth of the admin- {stration system has often Leen made the subject of comment and recom- mendation, but for one reason and another- rothing has been accom- plished .toward a businesslike group- ing. The war brought cut vivigly the absurdities ¢f the federal erganization, the duplications and overlappings, lhe' wasteful lack. of condentration, the | ruitiplication of agencies. During the | war the best that could be done was to In 1y services. At present these “8'“’“3&::,',(,'.:3 controlled by the Russian soviet in re- spect to the freedom of the straite, and thus a difficult obstacle to settle- Russia would dominate the gevernment. An allfance between the two has heretofore been effected in a treat western powers to recognize that treaty, and their refusal to do so has faced Turkey with the necessity of choosing between isolation with Ru: ~I nationalist government has to be gulded and in policy Now is the time to consider lhis! setting aside specificd spaces. ! res: ext Defending the Senate. 1} ment has been overcome. For a time ! S o nflthe Assoclation of Life Insurance|of & i Presidents, Senator Pepper spoke in Angora | {defense of the Senate aguinst some i popular misconceptions and misrepre- o | semations of the proceedings of that But it has remalned for the ) 4y “ang asked for a better general | understanding on the subject. He said Eome excellent things, had close at- er good-fellowship. In New York the other day, before imight come. on the near eastern problem. Thollng in respect to either the prohibition | to gerve his country. Tie elder mun of coasting or the protection of life by lcould not &0 becuuse he had long since pasced the age limit; they talk- over thae matter. with the ultimate ult that a sturdy clesr-eved, hon- chap offered himself for whatever Before leaving the town Rold and silver the twain sat in their cabin one night and discussed things thet might happen: each faced the future with indomitable courage. ‘The on! : request made by the voung- man was that if he should fall on forelgn soil his dad and pat would see ' that his remains were brought back and | finfahed his last speech to the home interred In the soii of the country he folks. tention, and closed upon the note o(“m,‘d 80 well. v cannot make a financial success at farming under present market con- ditions. Tt is only the exqeptional farmers, or those exceplionally well |ing: holding the wheel in his gnarled (E. iie ateersd u courss that Lrought Ihim to the Nevada line. Hour by hour he piloted the rickety machine lover the rocky roads and sandy |situated as to markets, who can make {prsses. The hour of midnight found | farming 7as. If the oid feadal sve- {him mounting the slope to the hills i 18, SO0 TaTae of a1l forme, and outside of Tonopah: a few moments | aqe serfs out of the farmers. a profit later there staggered into the lobby could undoubtedly he ghow and of the Mizpah Hotel in Tonopah the | therefore identically the seme argu. figure of A man covered with dust ments that defend the government's and dirt, his eves red rimmed by the being smoclalized in the manufacture of fertilizer—and later probably fn action of the irritating sands of the deserts. Senator Pittman had just| making farm machinery and clothing —would justify the government's un- idertaking to Tun all the farms of America, since the present farmers Throwing back his shoulders ! are not making a sucrace at i+ |the aged miner forged his way 1 trust that T shal!l not hLe mis- The birth rate in America is lower for the first six months of 1922 than for the corresponding period of last year. And the significant point is that it reaches its highest figure— 30 per 1.000—in the most illiterate 5. as compared with only 18.1 per 1.000 in New England. * % ¥ xu How often it Is found that folks! who persistently quarrel among | themselves are quick to combine against an outsider who mixes in: The United States is an outsider when | it comes to the Latin natfons south | of us. The republics of Central |America were glad to accept the in-| i i | i | ! quarter], Our annual Certificates of Deposit are backed by gilt edged first mort gages on improved real estate, the safest known security. We do bus nessunder state supervision. Intere-t checks are mailed ly. t rowd Wi construed as saying that the feudal Months passed and then there came ' through the crowd which surrounded |t stem is 2 good thing. nor that T from the War Department a message | the candidate, approached his friend ! fator making. serfs of the most in- to the father in the hills that the boy and sald: “Weli, Key. I made it. It's a | telligent farmers that the world has had fallen. Mindful of his promise to | hundred and eighty miles from the | Ve lleell.f FI;'{'(ranh it; the lncon; o 5 the 4 ast my vote | S!stency of asking the governmen his son, the grief-racked father drew: Rand, but I am here to cast my vote | 3'stency of MekIng toe Eoverament his slender savings from the bank and | for you." lis.r enal ROt R ONIntOWo cher fina e th a few dollars added by sympa-; A wonderful. wonderful story of ap- | trial enterprises, is all that I am thetic friends came to Washington. preciation. EDITORIAL DIGEST government is made for. Couzens Should Make a Good; | substantial citizen for the senator- * % ¥ ¥ Having published and edited a farm Semator. hip could mot have been found.” The appointment ot Mavor Couz- ' And, while “Detroit will lose a §00d iwenkly of large circulation for over ens of Detroit to be United States|mayor. the Wichita Eagle (indepen- vitation of Secretary Hughes to meet | 1in conference in Washington. with | the view to composing their differ- lences, and. it possible. devise some' jbasis of union into one great re-: i public of Central America. But thev no sooner assemble before they bezin to call the roll, and Mexico is called thrice in vain. The call for Tubal Mexico results as usual in confusion and near riot. Where is Mexico? A search is ordered and no Mexico is! } found. An order goes forth to se the gufity, even to raise a “Hughes and Cry” until Mexico {5 found. Per- haps the whole conference will break up if Mexico cannot be raised from the dead. The Obregon government is recognized by all the Cenaral and South American governments, and the | sensitive Latins feel that the refusal | of America to grant the same recog- nition_to one of the Latin nat '8ia and acknowledgment by the powers. B e o aa® e | casy chairs at the club. quit bemoan- e el Rt toithe new“n‘ the decadence of the Senate. and Turkey than the bolsheviks. Yet there | £ {0 the primarics to exercise an ef. urkeys 3 fective influence in selecting senatorial are in Russian Turkestan 20,000,000 candidato Turks who consequently are, as one of Tip-top advice from a tip-top source. .::: C::;fi;m::;{:;"“’;i",‘:’ od:;": 1;: and worthy of general consideration. 2 Tt applies to the House, too. es well by an iron hand under the blight of as to the Senate. Of late years Con bolshevism : % Anxiety to seitle the straits problem | i ompole fasiberons thelter: I e e e e o | ing.” with tho result that large num. owers represented nmuunnnswln' pessjiotyvecpls Athroughijlack ot jing DORErs Topal formation and recklessly accepting sist that there should be nosuChTecOB-1 4,000 gng shallow criticlam, have nition of the Russian soviet as to givef ' " regard Capitol Hill a: the Moscow government any claim iRk «wdjust as far as possible, and it was hoped that one of the first steps of post-war reorganization would be the clearipg up of these complexities and the adoption of a consistent plan of administration. A comprehensive measure has been prepared to this end. Differences of vpinions have arisen on various points, with some jealousies of departmental and bureau jurisdiction. Although this a problem that o large business or- sanization would solve speedily, the government halts in its undertaking and the proccss of correction has hot advanced in the least. e ‘The saving of one milifon dollare in He urged his auditors to “leave the Chatham Savings & Loan Co. Savannah, Georgia. ; | Yourramecndaddressona e card will bring you Jascna. and coni | twenty years in the northwest, T be- jlteve T am most deeply in sympathy | with the struggles of farmers. But | this agricultural socialism. which de- veloped firat in North Dakota, as the “non-partisan league. so-called. and spread its soclalistic vagaries Into the Duluth News-Tribune (indepen- dent). “in of Michigan & more natural instinct in 1t to make something use- administration costs anrually is the 3 rendezvous for blatherskites ai ¢ ,dent) feels “it is to be hoped that |adjoining states. is not progressivism ian affront to all the other Latins. jcast . consideration for action. Ef-| UPOR the straits, or any lien upon the |y, 0 eqters, exercising th 1mi senator in succession to Senator I ¥ ) ;i "oountry will gain A g00d. sena- | and is not new—it 1g Just plain social- | They do not consider the pledges favor of Turkey. The stabilization of | -ON5" 2 ing ~themselves | oy perry was approved by the NeWs- | tor. The Green Bay Press-Gazette from President Obregon ' firs ticlency weuld ‘be promoted, ‘as Secre. 1ary Hoover states, and the country would get better eervics. Retention of the old system, therefore, 18 costly in both ways, in the expense of up- Keep and in the return rendered. A Lusiness corporation holding on tena- ciously to such an outgrown system would invite bankruptey. ism. nothing else. d without real thought as to the public with falure fn N ! interests and without syste.n in their industry. Senator Pepper has not been “long in the shafts,” but long enough to be- come familiar with tho going and to qualify for explaining the rules of the road. He has taken rank at once as a man thoroughly equipped for his job, (independent) believes that “he should be a genuine asset to the ever- | it built state-owned flour mills and ; Rrowing progressive wing in the|elevators. organized all state and Senate.” and “Mr. Couzens will give ; county public funds into a state bgnk, Michigan capable representation.” | subsidized strings of local county‘menl is that the five Central Amer- | Because he is “more a business man | newspapers and undertook to instil|ijcan countries which were invited to: than a politician,” the Salt Lake | Sociallstic theories in the public'thie conference are the only ones in- i Tribune (republican) argues Couzens {schools. Now it comes to the Na-.llrnlefl in its problems. Mexico 13! will make a_“good senator.” The |tional Capital with the same ideas— 'mute. = 1 Springfleld Union likewise thinks r. Couzens should remain firm ln' deiermination to refraln trom manded by our government. only see that the United in judgment upon a Latin. i The position of the State Depart- i papers, which believe business men i are to be preferred for membership | in the Senate. The Detroit papers. however, feel that the mayor made a mistake in retiring before he had completed his pledges to the citizens of that municipality to make the operation of the street railways a success. Other papers echo a sim- | Turkey and the scttlement of. the status of the Angora government in Europe present difficulties grave enough without the addition of the so- viet question. Eventually Russia must be dealt with by the powers. From time to time soviet representatives are admitted into conferences, as at Genca and at Lausanne, but save for the —beautiful such colors_as Waoodland Green, Royal Purple, Sunset Red and Deep Blue-black. She (of he) would ictures on_cards make l | | | | Tight Viay would be USEFLL piay. ine = nd-certain if continued in it to ilar belief, and there also is genu taking & position on grest flssues| - 4 e A e o crain i coninie n 1 0 e o urd ere 2 e el e Bl w2 [ THE WAYS OF WASHINGTON | || with Arcrst “le Al as al e; v con- ion. " while i 1t 0 lix- MERCONE ast fully con- |y ondon no recognition has been grant- [ ments which the new senator Will|obion: " while the San Antonio lix there is no muss, feels that because he is “of unusual abil- ity he mav be expected to measure up to his nmew oppartunities as he did to his old.” The Jackson Citize: Patriot (independent) indorses declaration, recalling that “when need was greatest there has alw | law-making. ——— A prisoner who helped get up a musical revue made his escape from {are Sing Sing immediately after the per-l leaders cratic) formance. Possibly he thought the!‘aomme will rob him of his alert- tradicted his French ccritics whol g to the soviet by any of the allied prophesied that his visit would create| covernments. THe Lausanne settle- unfavorable feeling: The Tiger i3 even | mant which appears to be now on the more popular than before he arrived. point of being reached, postpones still —_—— further the admission of Russia into no mess. no fuss 1t doesn t matter if the child has shown no artisuc abulity, because Aricraft brings out ertistic origioal- ity. a hidden “something”—in & startli With Artcraft ihe child USES NO PAINT, make when he gets well “on the Job.” The fact that Mr. Couzens will bring different views to the Senate than entertained by most of his party moves the yton News to ask whether the BY WILLIAM PICKETT HELM. squinted down the barrel and pulled this| Nice little nations of the western the trigger. e | world are being feted and petted and 1 = H by Uncle Sam these| Wild yells. Great animation. A gen- 3 The German publicist who favors e | the family of nations. 1 nd ‘business sa-|been found a Lincoln or a Cleveland | cuddled mightily by - crayons or water. . Unly TUnited States of Europe has a good e —— [Riacelwasigetting tooinoush, < [ness. independoncy e Fiint Ofich)|or Roomevelt. Like them. Senator |dsys. Hardly a month passes that m:!;r-x jJeramble. A deseried bahing O R, and b, idea, though one that should -have| A gasoline tax has proved success- ! A T Journal (indeperdent) replies re- | Couzens 1s not beloved by politicians. Iurb.r.e and diplomatic Secrotary of | beach. Smiies from within the con- e May 1t be sald of him, as of Cl land. that the plain people for the enemies he has made The argument “that he is needed fn his precent post” does not appeal to the Providence Journal (indepen- dent). which characterizes this as - “an argument that has seldom proved | not, a new batch of wrinkles will be > effective when the call has come for | jroned -off the map of the two Amer-: &it down since yesterday. STICIcnt men Tor promotion of trane: |- Riley had filled the Queen of Zanzi- | “has grown in the few his lnbf!lcuhr cllr;?l-l or of Detrofit into an alm ::Hnol\:zlll;' known character,” while the Syracuse Herald (independent) uggests that “with Cousens and the I‘aod gray schoolmaster. Ferris, in i calling that he | State, Mr. Hughes. doesn’t hold a'love | sulate. brief-years of [ feast with a group of .them. { The next day Riley receivéd a note Central America is having her turn | from the Queen of Zanzibar. In sub- now. A while ago it was that Tacna- | stance. it read: Arica business. Next month. llkely as: “Please send me your white man i medicine man. I haven't been able to | | | been thought of sooner. ful. It reveals the interesting factl Militarists must recognize that the —— that the price per gallon has not yet| War talk most appropriate to the pres. Ia & conference. America, even|reached a point that calls for all the ent time concerns reparations and not 4hough lost to sight,” Is always tojconsumer’s spare change. A gas tax preparations. yoemory dear. collectible at the source would be a ———— s boon to the consumer if practical de- gujt. Free ‘explangtory circular. See Artoraft st the toy counter of Yyour favorite store. the Senate, Michigan bids fair to The Lorelei of the Rhine has turned { come_into her own. That corner of i tails could be worked out. neither prod- will need i the Senate. - 0 Sy !cut to be a war siren, hing The Memphis | toas. i » Clemenceau’s Mission. ——— 3 e Qg mor ar holds that e 18 not ! We treat these proud and svunkv,:’:'l";‘:“ _""“‘”“’;—l A short time after lbecmpcerstmat ks teriend s With the American visit of Georges| Fats are depended on to win a war.{ SHOOTING STARS. lonly an individual upon whom for- Still They Raid. little fellows with all the courtesy that he was recalled. Clemenceau drawing near its closs it{This, however, does not apply to ll\e’ 2 tane ",:“,,.".’;";?'&L“r‘y i anmel e ‘Visited by |nd decorum accorded the 2mbasSa” | Or, if you will, take the case of A.| R 4 ibls H ‘ount L) ¥ 9. \ > L S f A 4s now possibie to make some sort of | personal physique of a member of the BT PHILANDER JOHNSON i ias renponded to every demand |arother European ralder. This time | (0T Of our mightiest “‘,"‘hb"\:; ¢!A. Adee and the Shah of rersia. fair appralsement of his achievements. { army, : = ERILA S0 of good citizenship. He ouEht 10 B2 1 11’3 Emile Cous of France, who, | Take them feel at hdme oWe B " Adee Is at once the oldest om prol sl = ate. 5.0l 2 3 2 w " e 5 < 4 Just. 1s probable that he has sald about e Bt e breen (independent) i |t is announced, Will come to thig| Mister” and “pleasot But {t WasNot ;) ¢ ¢ne State Depariment, tn point Rainbow. Detroit Frce . in p x @il he has to say to the American peo- pie; that there will be no further dis- cvlosures of the purposes he had in mind when he set out on his self- 2mposed mission. 1t was announced that Clemenceau €ame. to explain France to America. o bring about a better understanding &n this country of conditions orn the other side, and to obtain American as- sistance for the task of reconstruction and. rehabilitation. It was assumed that he had concrete suggestions to make as to. ways in which that as- Eistance should be lent; that he had; in fact, a program which he would un- srtake to “sell” to this country. If he had such a program in mind wwhen he sailed westward, he is return- fng without. having disclosed it in any of his public utterances. A study and comparigon of his speeches, from the time’ hé landed in New York, reveals that the further he progressed the more <dfidefinite Clemenceéau became. Tn his varlier addresses he talked of American participation at the Euro- pean council table: he told us that we had a great deal more gold than was zood for us, and intimated strongly that we should.use e considerable part of it for the etabilization of Euro- -pean currencies; he more than hinted that France would welcome an Amer{- can guarante¢ against future German aggression, promising that if this were given France would disarm. Finally, he made it plain that-he thought we ought to be in the lemguo of mations, though -he disclaimed for himself any, +wild énthusiaem for the league. it insists Mr. Couzens “has jalways thus. Oh, no! We used to use cuss words and shot- guns and shirt sleeves. Take the case of Maj. Riley and the Queen of | 2anztbar. | one who knows him likes him. i 2 | His work is highly important. Onc Maj. Riley, years ago, was the Amer- | of the things he does, for instance, is fcan consul at Zansibar. He lived in|to put in proper form all the procla- a house that ovérlooked a lake and | mations issued by the President. Mr. to the lake there came daily male|Adee is a man of much dignity and and female inhabitants of, Zanzibar | impressiveness. 4 to disport themselves in the placid| At the time of this incident he oc- and cooling waters. icupled an office which had been lately The frank. untutored natives of the |adorned with a handsome full-length domain of Zansibar had never heard, |portrait of the .Shah of Persia. - 1 it seems, the ways of the white man [think the portrait had been pregented | Thousands of housewives have on the bathing beach. Not knowing, |to this government. by the shah. | found that they can save two-thirds they had to shift for themselves in| Mr. Adee had a standing order that | of the money usually spent for e iursslearh! his luncheon was to be brought to his { cough preparations by using this £o, by long established custom, it|desk. He ate it as he worked. On iwe known old recipe for making became a common sight for the con- {this occasion, however, he Issucd ;cough syrup. It is simple and cheap, sul end his staff to behold the beach |another order: He was not, under any | but it has no equal for prompt re- well filled with bathers unadorned.|circumstances. to be disturbed. | suits. It takes right hold of a cough For many years they came thus and! At luncheon time the colored mes- ;and gives ii ate relicf, usually bathed and wem.'nl ek lenlg)er iame m.“ ! : ‘m" ':r'r '-tl:.ord ary cough in 24 Riley protested. ere was no abate- “Don’t you all want no lunch to-! = - & ment of the practice. He protested |day, Mr. Adee?” - - . e ELs omnces) ‘l':"; :';i".‘l"‘:‘w;"‘; again and again, but still nude bath-| Adee frowned. ; get out” hc|druggist, po 4 and add plain granulated sugar ing beauties cluttered up the view |commanded. syrup to make a full t. If you trom his front porch. The messenger went out and wait- ;fi; e clariile A bl fbme; One day, however, Maj. Riley had|ed. He was fond of Mr. Adee. He|Drefer 14 instead of sugar visitors from afar—white men and|knew Mr. Adee was hungry. It wor- syrup. Either way. it tastes good. women who had come to spend a few |ried the messenger. He fell into con- keeps perfectly and lasts a family a da t the consulate. And, of course, { versation with another messenger. i long time. the visitors were shocked and horri: “Mr. Adee just naturally ought to| [t's truly astonishing how quickly fled. They hurried to their host. have sumthin’ t'eat,” he said. it acts, penetrating through every “There are & thousand naked darkies| The other messenger agreed. “Whyn't | air passage of the throat and lungs in your front yard,” they told him. you jes’” take him a plece o' ple?” | —joosens and raises the philegm, "Are you going to stand for i7" he suggested. - soothes and heals the membranes, 1 am not,” said Riley. “I've warned| Adee’s messenger stood his worries | and gradually but surely the annoy- them once and I've warnea them|for another half hour. Then he went |ing throat tickle and dreaded cough twice; yes, three times. Here's where [out, got a plece of pie—nice. gooey, | disal entirely. Nothing better I show ‘em they can’t get gay with |meringue ple—tiptoed into the sanc- | for °;;‘"I’- | of service, and one of the most ef- (ficlent. He is & fine old gentleman | Who has been assistant secretary of | state for many, many vears. Every X‘l‘hsrev might be r_rwr; hope ‘of stabil-{ I journeyed toward the rainbow’s end. g::::{:d to eity which “accepted izing paper marks argangement | It seemed to be where spire extend |1 promise” to stay with the mu- could be made for them to suspend! To make a city fair. nicipal tranevortation system until it publication for awhile. }Bul when at last the place I found was a success, and “in becoming sen- e B e e That it ' he is breaking faith with the had touched ns treasure|yoters of Detroft. In Washington he ‘Turkey bans liquor, but does not ground, forego massacres. What the Turk It was no longer there. rill not be a supporter of the Presi- :i‘e‘nt. oKo will be an opponent of the most needs is to get rid of the mis- treating habit. country in January in the interest of a clinie which fie is establishing in Paris for the perpetuation of his work. One after another they come, these raiders from Europe, and re- turn with -bulging pockets. They come as literary men, exponents of spiritism, medical experts creating a furore with bloodless surgery, and as what-nots. Pizture Making dent, and he will be a nullifier .}.fx’i?fe?.‘m of the voters of the state. 1t gleamed beyond, o'er fleld and farm'| The Detvoit News (independent), inj For all of these visits we are grate- Or in the forest's misty charm, turn, teels that “:hnmvfi{‘ :lhan :ch:\l:) |{: 1;?’;.";"{’;“:‘,, w: “l‘ilke !hn" : 3 8 : an ol 3 strange Through lands to me unknown. ing minds of the D ! guess as to the political or other|things, unless it be to empty our : Upon the wings of hope I sped. | Governor. of Michigan has deait a|not the things we are told be of any “It geems to me,” said the con-|Sraiscs tho capabilities of the Pro- |tomfeelery or another masquerading “If Senator Couzens Is strong|happy. He has given us an oppor- ghum, | dent - democratic) says. “his appoint- | to behold them and -to impress upon absorbed and assimilated by those Famous Old Recipe for Cough Syrup Eesily and cheaply made st but it beats them all quick results. home, or " The Akron of Swat." This is a news note: Plans for a.republican meeting in Akron, Ohio, in "February “for th purpose - of aiding and encouraging the republican party in. Ohio to get back to first principle: were an- nounced here yesterd: by sentative Knight, tepublica Fifteen cr twenty “progressive” rep- resentatives, Mr. Knight sald, will be | i ! | i ; there to hear an by’ Senator Borah (republican), Idaho, on “The Necessity of Rededicating the Repub- 1fea: ce of the Peo- * “The meeting,” said Mr. Knight, ‘will not be for the purposé of launching, aiding or encouraging eny third-party movement in Ohio, or to encourage the candidacy of an for the presidency. In notices of this kind it secms al- ‘Wways necessary’ to assure the public that a third party 1S not in the cal-| culation. Whether democrats or ré- publicans gather separately or to- gether for a conference as to the fu- ture the project of a third party is in- AN “;uh:::-gl?n’:d.nre T i The camera man, with bristling bair, | the Albany Knle:l:rbn;:kerl&reuhu\u ing Stepped out to photograph her there.| dependent republican), althoug . " that he lady doth protest too much.” I gn, cried, “Don't shoot—Tll hold the | Bo138 “there 18 much to lndicate the the democratic party, as some demo- - crats assert, is indistinguishable from the republican party, and the republi- can party, as many republicans as- Party to the Serv his European shrewdness the fact that we hold in contempt, count as so much dross, the gold with which our {ocke!e are bulging.—Roanoke World News. motives of Gov. Groeshe‘ek h; n?mlonz pockol'l lnmbthe'l l“fll of ;ho.e who " 3 Cousens, it remains the incon- | come from abroad telling them to us. AsTisporoachied, it everified. | reyertibie fact that by 8o doing the |t makes no difference whether or Yet ever brighter shone. —_— | heavy blow to the caua: o: re‘{locr.m v-lmsi hJmt 80 lh; nlaerr d(lvert- us, overnment of me astonishes us, makes us feel our in- The Patient Statesman, I e ofoough the News highly |feriority to Europe in one sort of i o or. The Ann Arbor Timse-|ynder the name of education, culture stituent, “that You ay o great deai moted mayor, The Amn Atbor [uniS: |under the nam of education, sulturs without doing much. pointment was “a popular cholce.” |atraight face, we're satisfied and “Anyhow,” replled Senator Sor- i B eNtas e L5 i h to become an outs tunity to show that we at least rec- e k,md" s an who fmure for good in the Senate ognize genuine literature, culture called yesterday. He said I talked ‘ixoflolk Ledger-Dispatch - (indepen- |and sclence when we are permitted great deal without saying much.” ----- ment will be a blessing to him and the country. The fear is that he like many beforc him, may become Jud Tunkins says that prohibition has miss with sorrow is counter. the only thing ‘caused him to the free ‘lunch ho. control the actions of _th ‘world's greatest deliberative body | Nevertheloss, “Michigan and the country profit by the substitution of | Sounen for Newberry.” the Cleveland Plain Dealer. (independent democratic) Seserts, “It 8o active & citizen is Drove to a deep and dark ravine. content_with service in the Senate, iJAmeu Cousens ought to have a long Forward the flery flivver flung T P t Washington.” Time alone And by the left rear mudguardhung. | S5 tefl whether he “will prove to se as_a statesman,” suggests Lite is getting to be just one darned “no parking” sign Hartford Times. An Attorney General appears to be just another attorney who wonders if he is to be retained.—Detroit News. Easiest thing on earth, mest to| making a girl think she resembles a movie star, is rolling off a log.—Elk- hart Truth. The K. C. Star has started an “an- noying phrase” contest. “Please re- mit” will doabtless be an easy win- ner.—Greenville Piedmont. That Chinese helr-apparent was re- fused permission to see his bride un- after another.— Musings of a Motor Cop. Hortense, to make a movie scene, the o8 _’e“cllvaly on the side of the people. ‘The viewpoint of the Akron Beacon- Journal (republican) is similar, be- “his ideal of pose— Till I'm through powdering my nose!” The Links. chitis, spasmodic hoarseness or bronchial asth < A3 Clemenceau went about the| sert, has becoms the mers tool of the|. “Where is father?” inquired tho|cause it considers “his tdssl of pub. | ¢il he was married Wonder if hel™S™ ' . own a rusty oid shot-|desk. beside & e amera ¢ | "‘Pinex is a special and highly con- ¢ country, met the .people and talked | “interests,”” why should not both be|pork packer’s haughty daughter. public welfare instead of obtaining ! News. 1loaded it with birdshot and went| Adee looked up, much annoyed. He centrated compound of genuine with leaders in all walks of life, there | scrapped and the way cleared for | “Busy on the links," réplied her|some .s ectal ben;n "%'vafi'“’?‘" or e i':t:' the yard, while the visitors|was deep in thought and the intru- | NOTWay DI::r :t‘s‘rl::n known the was gradyal but steady recession from | new party, or two new gparties, to| rude brother. e e Pate to oe “smothered in Sen | showinb that It is Bard to Keep gicis| watched to see What Would happen |sion had Interrupted him. He grasp- ;‘::gr‘:"n::_ ng efiect on the advanced ground of his earlier ut-! serve the country #rthe present emer-| «Golf again?” ate - tradition,” the St. on the farms. Now you know why ed that ple quickly, but firmly. and | ™A oiq disappointment by asking terances. . Finally he came to Wash-| gency—the greatest it has known in| “No. Sausage.” DisbRtol (Indepandent) samits. | iyel | its Mardiso Il:wlp)esx:r boys there.— he 'yelled. “Twenty-|threw it—threw it hard, behind him. ! your druggist' for “2% ounces of sngtén, and it was a-natural assump- | sixty years? O O L oL e i iclevelana Bialn 2 All of which was snappy slang |over his shoulder. There was a splat-| Pinex” with full directions, and tion that jf he had any. definite pro-| This Akron meeting will attract at-| “A reformer is all right,” said Uncle{ ;1a¢form, who has administered the| Carpentier is accused of crooked | in that day and time. == ter as it found its mark. don’t accept anything else. Guar- zram to reveal here would be the place | tention because Ohlo is'the President’s | Eben, “till he gits rough an® wants to | ofice on m“( h?"c’;: at least arouses ;ue'l’:"t m,v:h:o ',’::;'n l::n‘l:flz X5 :: But the natives merely looked dp| Mr. Adee looked around. H: nad|anteed to give e satisfaction “t its revelation. Eit,at Washington| state and the Buckeyes who will par-| put everybody dat don't mgree wit him | expectation (hat the, toga will not§Loewie il 1€ 1 gt “Cofies” natur- Jand smiled. They kept on bathing.{plastered the piece of pie squarely in |or momey pnnvly refunded. The n ticipate in it supported -Mr. Harding in | off'n de earth.” = ally.—St. Paul Dispatch Riley put the weapon to his shoulder, Pinex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind. &ie said: “I-de oot ask for money, 1 “It i3 a good appointment,® says the mouth of the Shak of P'erll. { y 3 i A