Evening Star Newspaper, November 25, 1922, Page 7

6 EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 192 THE _E\'ENI G éTAR, will the radio waves be divided be- THE tial equation. The Ralston boom must | s o 29 tween them? now be reckoned with, and a2 the| | ERE arid TH . : 1 Sy oring pation,_ (" it : RE in WASHINGTON | | | THE LA ‘ With Sunday Morning Edit | Evidently the post of radio editor of | Hooslers: play -politica’ with as much an E mn T! NTE T EYNOTE WASHINGTON, D. C. j the congressional procecdings Wil he {zest and skill,as—the Buckeyes, that ; ——— tE g I et { ane of great importance, and will call | boom may boom big at:the next demo- BY “THE MAJOR” e ; BY DON MARQUIS. 2 SATURDAY. .November 25, 1022 | 0¥ 1 B0 D el judgment | cratle national convention, J 1 | QUIS. BY PAUL V. COLLINS. o R S - lin selection, and for a strict non-! When the pinch came at San Fran- : . THEODORE W. NOYES.......Editor | partisanship. Inasmuch the pro-|cisco two years ago Gov.. COX was M:;\;rumrrom today hn (‘.’hrlsl- endeavor, .here aluu nmllnahthlt in- b:lt;ll::l.‘:n ln i!;my. dnnl:n §?\;nn- ENATOR FELTON, the only xauyl‘"\:: t a 1ot of suns that ide T Tvon St Newmner Compamy | Posil Is to have the very voices of | strengthened by the fact that he was e e A S OGS :;:':(hj"“ Sl i s el R O who hes ever sat in the United | SRR W00 (e Wards of the lone e & Star Newspaper L OMPIY those who speak within the halls of | the representative of the democracy % ¥ roug! se joy. pi ever 3 ksenuu.g garden and trying States Eenate, ‘even one day,|beieni® of hospHalu throughous the Business ¢ e e e s e n s ot e s e e Do you remember the days|since Papa Stonehatchet first carved |to think of something to write about 2aid)in Ter maideninpesch and ) Tor all the Beanides of conyaleeonts (Setllind g X i g 8¢ N " when the kindly old.gentleman with |out of a slab of rock a tiny dupli-|is one of the ghastliest things in life.| g0 p gong: iof the wa haspital European ¢ u ingland, | ether. the proceedings cannot be kept: the party was to win at the polls, Its jlong, silvery hair, dancing eves, ruddy | cate of the Dinosarious, With which | There are enough themes, but thefe| .jpqecd, I feel like T am the ha ‘_Ilrlnv Francis Murray to supervise tie SRy in storage and let forth on tap. Injcandidate must show form and force. { cheeks and great white whiskers used | to amuse his fur-clad offspring. It|is no theme that does not present it-| jo.0 oot ooy ”’ - ““'d Q‘“ 5 “ :_:wun.».y i He is the hog wno The Evening St as morning | short, the broadeasting keys must beiOn the strength of the claim that he | to stop at your house withl his rein- |fs true, of course, that in the matter | self as being as unappetizing as cold :m 7y h'":‘", o "" ;‘ i = ,_iu,',;‘, L L b e turned while the specches are being | could do that he was nominated, Mr. | deer, drawn slelgh filled with goodies | of moving toys we have trains, auto- spaghetti. And when you seek the ice SRS e e e he L e red. { McAdoo having no particular popu-|and tovs, and leave something for you | mobiles, etc., that run by means.of | box at 1 in the morning and find noth- | poo " benutitul attention. to the] pyr punication with home and wi It may happen—it is not unusual | larity in that part of the country. it you had been a good girl or boy?|hidden mechanism, elther springs or |ing in it but ice and a dish of cold e e e 'm“u::"‘..nf::l:"df' and could listen _ihat. important and interesting| Ohio .and Indiana are trained |D° You remember how you could electricity, but the principle of the|spaghettl, you are a strong character | oIl huve made the e B air. { specches are being made simultancous-| wrestlers, and if they grapple in 1924 | erdly keep vour cyes open while | choo, choos” as the tiny tots call |if you do not sit right down on thelsenators squirm to hear thelr forum | yiae g, ks A nd Virginia. v at the two ends of the Capitol. Will | for the honor of furnishing the democ- { PeePing out from beneath the covers, | them, is practically the same, Offoilcloth and deny the Immortality of | termed a “peaccful home.” Possibly | Are_on sireet cars in Wasl i Sy Y e S840 0% 100 the dH uae s S ntrE b dent (Gnt at- bne sy et £ furnishing the democ- ity cateh a glimpse of aim, be- | course, we have goats, bears, rabbits | the soul. A feeling of doubt. disil-|£ome one Will now crochet for the [IMEWOR f0r wchool chiliren ix one o 4 y. 1y | the House e sent racy with its national standard-bear only (1318800 Emenbue] L LR R S Ae e LS 4 £ T fcquse the sundman had thrown the |and other animals with thelr natural | jusionment, a sense of the general "°to_hang _with the)the reforms urged by citizens in their : 1y, $2.40: 1 mo. “ el “l' e he e agancth ‘f"‘ that .\fiu:) the K}:‘M’U of ;he €O | grains of slecp in your face? Do ycu | coat of covering where formerly these | cutiiity of things, emanates from a|chair, “Therc ,lh",,\ ¢t k"’}‘;’;g“',““‘,rnmmuuuy centers. Tt is Savier ¥ to avoid interference? vention will be much increased. ber how it scemed that he g vh 1 their outer Al Ll DO Al s burden u P Al Other States. : g i remember how it scemed that mother | pets had whest on sale as their o ek o cbid Apexhitt L e R i S R | N upon parcnts, tihey clamm, to Obviously, the radio teport of con emaatr 1 e e o E - a i | 5 3 Daily and 1 i e ae—————— and father would never awaker on {raiment canton flannel. ‘e may see * Kk * * corner, bearing souvenirs of forensic) PaY the high fures now charged; and Daily o'y gressional proceedings will have tog Christmas morn, and how the hours | Mother Goose, Jack and the Bean- and an album of all the hux:v)"yn-t it is too g ay onl 3 ential | | i L s A f 5 < an . < 1 Br the be contined to bix items. presidential | V.The Tongue and the »Pen. dragged fAitfully on ‘as yon waited the [stalk, Little Red Riding ‘Hoda, the|gAifriend of cirs whom we will call stheir sisters, thelr cousiiis|vital energy of the ct ate: ! dpecches or addresses by distinguished | Winston Spencer Churchill,. defeat-|call of lovini mother and devoted |little gnomes, feeding toys to a ETeat | en early one morning some years ago. Sl g ) Sl { sively entitled | foreigners, or perhaps important talks | ed for re-election to parliament, will, | dad to come downstairs and see what ' wheel which, in turn, casts up pack- He was hanging to an electric light | LA tances, to school 7 e bill J i hews i | by eminent members on vital ques-|for a time at least, turn to journalism. | the Kind old man from the nurth|ages containing juvenile delights, ;:.‘:g jitiatiaeecenaba fromithefeeiling [iHere oomenganothor oyl b nr to|now pending in Congress will make 3 tions and at eritical points in debate. | He will not be a novice in that field, | POle had brought with him-down the |then there s the Old Woman Who |called in and K s T P e Were | lecture us. This man s the captain | {iG M, SRS B0 T GO iy i S phiindly ks # ? chimney and placed upon your Christ- |1ived in the Shoe, the Cow that Jump- | found in the kitchen, immediately ar- | of the German cruiser Embden. What | necessary —measure. which <hould And even at that there is danger of { He represented a London newspaper £ y ¥ which sule { blockading the broadeast service with |in South Afiica during the Boer war, |23 tree? Do you remember how vou | ed over the Moon, which incidentally, [ rested the cook on a charge of mur-|are to be his topics has not yet been|have been adopted vears ago, ac fmore congressional materi e!a ad me lively experfences, | vou wanted to hurry back into the d dozens of other thin, 3 4 n ve | comnfission of the American Legion {Sary school buildings t Contempt for Law. ! peor A e | ing. anvaptitu 7 : of meats, andidox ! 85 | is able to resist. i P : and that will make . ! people wish to re e. showing an aptitude for correspond- |ljving room to examine and to play is izsuing a call to arms in opposi- e i peoy i 5 ro X1 play | that remind us of childhood hours. i tall dto, armatlc st 4 of his cabinet are reported to bel what happens in House and Senate ' quest of new e e A ot haroiin [, Y arrivedi withiCape. Wilsurse e {1300, R0 Fecentyy, 1 ane s 10 Sine £ where, rovision tamr ! : ! ) N y fore the body was cut down. and the children, f gravely concerned over the contempc ¢ e cifectively radioed. however.| Sharpening his pen and getting a |five times the size that it was on|go, spend it for a toy for a little girl { first, thing we noticed thae thel The director of the American com-|children, frec. to s for law which is evidenced by viola inasmuch as Congress seldom ! firm grip in that way. he wrote a life | other mornings? Do you remember |or boy, to your heart it will bring a jicebox door was wide op Inside | Mission, rland W. Powell, de-f 5 g N T i t4 ARl iplatter ol nold hett1 gt | nounces the proposed lectures and|Cord half fare for tions of the Volstead aet night perhaps the use of the | of his father, Lord Randolph Church. |hoW the time from breakfast until|glow, to the tiny one much joy. Was Btorine out ot the maghetst its|objects 1o receiving Capt. Helmuth|!® arsucd that the incre serenity with which the a wosphere for this service |ill, a brilliant but uncertain and er-[dinner secmed but an instant and | * ok k% crime WIth a dull. satisfied malevo. | Yon Mucke. the speaker, though he | [he SUTCRL fars by the children wouid citizen™ contemplates the will not interfere with the evening |ratic man, who during his closing | po" YOu insisied that sour tove must | W years ago numerous systems | 1€7°¢ ¢ . e o e e The President and his ad programs that now delight great num- | years had stirred things in Engliah o Fs S S ait dotrn o the Gble tnat A of alds to memories were largely . e s is over, its wounds arels o0 e t1e most successful : that this disre is under- | bers of home receiver politics. The son suggests the father | ¢ e broaned meath the weight cf |2dvertised throughout the country, ha“;r;;r};-a-*w!fxa;.r]t}yrr;);rzhn:;m lm\l'e m: i‘v:}c:“"‘lflx ntly ?t;:l;'gi to ‘?nd’?’l"f iy i ,',,', : ;-”u "mlw s A > @ tian ) e . °F | fadrly a 4 1 . Poor Herb ad gone to oignant pain of rasping by one obiles tells us that mining the mora the Ameri e in audacicy and phrasemaling, and in | (ne wonderful thins that mother ang |2nd from all accounts the 1ist of | (¢ joetiox wome Gme etween the | Who 'is iid responsible for so much s b s W cople and striking at the vel A Deadly Condition. king politics in his neighborhood | the cook had prepared? Do vou re- | PuPils was a large one. This ‘“"’"‘."00‘:" of Mple o e e cockerow jof the naval atrocities. | takes & salesman to seli” In si S B s Toni Vdame i worth a red-blooded man’s while. saea e R - | was brought to my mind the other [Seeking for sustenance, and had found | ~As our friends of London mixht sa > T Kfforts to make Washington safer | e u ember how you ate and ate until| W8 BRORER O8O I L " ek | the cold spaghetti. He had guzed ati Adericans scom o have been the selling end of a business is fts Decome that it is resatved | PO 1 IR B eetion. of | “Everybody's doing it now.” Llovd |you felt that you would burst, and | 8% TS oy | it and it had Tooked back at him, and | up"” on European lectures telling us | SUNECr end—its business end. - Thai astic action must be taken | 70 SR 4i. | George, unhorsed from leadership and {how. after that big meal both you and ing the orders of a group of six. Flat- | each had at once begun to haté the | what ope thinks Americans should [1¥ @ truth which oniv recently th the people to their dangerous conditions. Such a condi-| SOEE CR T T G or the | Your toys appeared to enter the land | teFing myself that1 possessed arather, other. @o. Why not let us lead our ownifarmers of America have begin e i Tott oes to Bt tion exists at every underpass beneath | AT Ol et e i CHeA Trom nod, and that it was well on into | €xcellent memory, 1 thought I would ERE quiet lives and be appreciative of our 31‘2."*"“!’“}‘ S Tone UnE LTI Ll SRt {the railroad viaducts. These places | Pro: S Clemencstt KPRl C | ihe atternoon before the fairies kissod {PUE I to the test and seo If ¥ €ould| ¥ou are louthsome.” said Herbert Ieadineanto mecord ahs Mame NLerYl 20! o e une s ol ditly MBS ! " have been repeatedly proved to be fealt pand;a Vour eses open and Sou took sour|not Jot down the orders that were|to the spaghetti. “Lif s loathsome.” | some Americans in the Senate and|had learncd to produce.” They com the Volstead act is zood legislation orj oo 000 e At one of them, where H. G. Wells wanted to lay f‘kwsn l}ls ronduniassaiioas o ’flh”w thm’\ iy {hastily given the walitress, but to sald the spaghetti to Herbert. Her-|clscwhere who find it hard to sit stil | P12 because they had to sell upor Tad. The cighteenth amendment was o0 L5 et e | pen ana employ his tongue in parlia- | | P HLgyShom Ay Lo ey amd enagrin T found that | DeTL was silent for a long moment and ha lectured by the great Tiger (@ “DUYers market” ai ever the Pad. (The clehtecnth smendment wis i Rhode Taland avenus s /carried unden IR SR SRLE B n s e G I ittle (N and Jolnjiwhollived mext | . o moment |40 then e said. “f agree with You" {of France, but if some one ot [ market would thought SIS saiutton by thedipe Baltimore and Ohio ti A 4 ! i Y door? Do you remember how at the | I Was not able o “That's more than 1 would do Withlarrange a' debate between h that was due t s conspirac will of the A n peaple, and s as | e 8 een sacrificed, ana | Which he appealed decided against|supper table the sandman commenced | 1ater. any of the orders with any de- | you.” said the spaghettl, “God knows | oIS & (108 BtE ‘s’[‘rn‘;::‘rfi::i"%‘"fll them, et eon: tueh @ part of the organic, law of the | o (88 BT T e | im, and it is the pen for him again. | to play tricks again and how, at last, | EFe¢ _of certainty, and in order to T Yo B s Tiorioee |pefition with, foot ball ‘and woumld{UISIRL wad exalby: tie tand as the Bill of ri O e e demand was | ANd on_ this side of the big water, |reluctantly You climbed into the lit- [make the test a thorough one I jot-|.qylere fen't any God.” said the spa- |(P1€Test the most blase of fans. b e S g honorcd section, Mo R o Y e, e "oy | Thomas R. Marshall, after years pent | tie woolen sleeping suit with feet and | (60 down Just whet 1 whoushe Wadiehettl, Hernert aid, not wish fo yed i e e e e T | made in the nan D 3 e ex and offics, s eontrihuting | Row vour loving mother placed yaur |Deen the orders that had been given.|lieve this. but the longer he looked| With all the talk of te importance | & Ii¥ing more stress upon marice: 5 the safezuarding of this particular bt when at last she appeared with |At the cold spaghetti the more proba- Sy reltee b Dt of the duty imposed upon it by the | [ S o St v an entertaining letter to the |to¥s on the bed beside you and how 3 argalnilie Dle it seemed to him. After a couple|Of teaching Americanism to immi- | % MEthods thinm upon crop produ Con tion. and or s o | T D ECNRY T GTNI BRSO G e e Drns tucking vour favorite doll or soldier | the Pprovender I found that I had|ot“hours of this sort of conversation.|grants, the discovery is made that|the ectablishment in many. ciics o1 Py R, isince then several accidents have ac- Sk Tons arntove s S .. {bheen able to correctly place but nine| Herbert stepped upon the Kitchen | (pe. : Bl Cashi % L A0 KNSty Ao S i % PR TR . you said good—no, you thert are scores of Washington |commodity councils of f = fer el it S0 Lo a0 G e same spot. This wek | It e the e of newspapers. The | " M pecause Sou were asieep, . [0f the desired articles out of e e S arvarot Joun 1 |PeBooIro ithout a flag of any|function i the gathering of markc: mains on 1 tatute books it is the | o oo oo | journalistic salutation, W do you 2 o R 3 7 5 put both feet on a cake of =oap an olro out a o L frie el . i duty of the executive to enforce and | (T0 Motorists collided with pillars atiy o'y 1ngeing around widely: and * %k * forty-one that the slx people at the | stooa on the soap till the soap slip- |52 LR e e R L I s itlens o nesoint it e undevrass: aright LM Sweh fo by aciiathine At i ieredt |TE 1 you wantiit6) tel how: Yol i0bk table had selected for their meal. lpea. It was that we reconstructed |iFaINLE [0, FIAL LT €3 NINEY | tage e one I eeliaE 1ot ‘ w-abiding citizens respect its p 24 £ .. | those who know something res! yo ce how yvou look | o w the erime. stions of saluting the empty 01 "ling is provisions. Criminals dis ¥-four ‘l”;‘ m‘“"::‘;;:”;‘f :’IZ‘ 1‘(“" land can tell it well on paper find|d and how you acted a number of FINODAY the Army and Navy foot T Sio buCHE s o Semp tier dhan helrd S S LI T L ¢ which they do not approve = 657 T iejared iready employment. yoars ago drop in at any of ‘the depart. ball game is being held in Phila- | Capt. Fitzurse agreed with us. “But.” { doing. How many reaily assoc corn or big pumpkins, or even pure- syl ane e el dents were seriously injured. i ment stores and visit the section da- | delphia and the struggle between the | sald the captain, “before we save the i that cxercise with the flags they see | bred cattle, 1de of one I'I\\"-.nufl To make these places comparatively | e e voted to tofs. You will, indeed, he middies and the cadets exemplifies (M:muk. let us firs :‘ te the s\a}m* on | later waving over government build- | Tt is hackneved to say that upon eyl 2 ade of 2 : ;m ;.\:lf.v it is necessary merely to place! Europe, in arranging a conference, | surprised to find surging through | fighting spirit of both branches ofz‘étiiz ::(rl‘(;)‘lfhe:};;‘\' 5‘:.1;1 - “}“4:::3';'- ;‘nfi:‘,r private :‘mmb! and I;u.\'ln»-h:':l’:" 'x::(n-lx)v;rl‘w ;fr ‘(.he f‘rnn ah of ar . s de o S 2 : 4 sadies . e chance, hex “ {houses on spe. aye? e pros d he city i | shaded lights at the tops of the pillar im0 cast the T, 5. A, for the |your velns a lust of possession for {our fational defenders. By every |sauce before we tasted it. It was vile | irere *1s Twortut lack of public|chanics and everybody else. Haif R i suppot ting the tracks, and to keep the | role o rich uncle who arrives on | Some of the fantastically colored re- | right this annual classic should be |that sauce. “The cook must die|knowledge as to w > spect | the manufactures of the city are sola na it is to vic inen statute: oo ol ¢ 1 ofithe i i o o & bel aid Capt. Fitaurse. And we agreed B¢ a8 20fmlial DIODer e aCt Ly e s e @it is to v her s e. hemselves painted white, 0 as | the seene in fime to save the family | Plicas of the inmates of Noah's Atk. | held in Washington. There is no |5 3 : : edifor 0la Glory requires. If the sim- |10 farmers, and if the farmcrs cannoi & free s supposed to be s L R th him. The police discovered that i 100 0 ¢ : g At | buy the factorie g : A fr upposed to ¥ w clearly in the darkness. [ rom the penalts of an extravagant | Y0U Will see before you arraved the reason why the game should not be | Herbert and the cook had quarrcled {ple rules regarding the flag's treat- | buy the factories must close. = Much ey v ¥ & s A i ment were taught in school—perhaps |18 said of the need of Ameri ","”.‘ S Sk IS AU g the pillars will not suffi \reer. very I:;h-sr. word in toydom, but, de- | played here, and boosting of a s“""fi" rj\rnscculing attomnex 0id his best | Tk are T Some ruomenthere rhaps | to Europe, 5o that Europs m thority from t e se S l ¥ spite the fact that we had made won- | ficiently energetic nat: 1l bri the jury, composed o ousekeepe: b = e i 1 come able to buy <z v that is all that has been done a ad | | getic nature w! ring | r AT b 2 % |be fewer flags used as table cover- e to buy our surplu STiei mesiect tomin oy ¥ ingallgn 5 | ———e—————— derful progress in all lines of hurman | this yearly contest here. rendered a verdiet of guilty in the il "onT oplon 1o set the speaker's|The market for America to abide by it. I this respeet for e (e Bl ateont - The use of the radio telephone in e ng their] ke of water, o essential in en- | 4MONE our own farmers is worin many abide by it. s respect fo s e sy o S i seats, and cook Wi { abli f > i 5| times the i arkets of the r S logseer s AR b i The cost of such an A}l‘l[mn—:‘t: lon o | aisributing the speeches of Congress | i pix weekn~ “Tusticer said|2bling Nim to send wp his glorlous| Umge the possible markets of the T | the pas i zht. The lights ing toward stimulat- o 1 0 7= . = g W AT e e EDITORIAL DIGEST ik e o Sevérnmmentare destroved: Thenitree| LAl S nl Rl Sl I8 TS REIG et oralor Lo 0 sanceiianipetmcietoime should have | ‘Some one has asked that a kneel-| The Monday Evening Club censures government must amcceefediibyll T SRS G e i e ling bench be placed before the tomb | Preachers for not taking a more ac-¢ gespatiam, backed by som or | then vecur the blame will attach only | e S Nt lof the unknown dead soldier at Ar- tive part in social welfare work, an ¢ by mob rule, which is e 1 Some of the Russians, if they arc|British Conservative Majority not cause trouble just at present, in 4pIhe Tlght way to make 2 sauce o [ jingion, for daily some mother or|SOMC Speakers charge thai the Every American worthy L i’ coden s rid Suitholic carereneat|nuited, toljotnithesTuks, sl e | R e chea by MiNOFILyAVote | the view of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, | First, you take some pungent on-|other relative of some soldier is seen Preachers are “lazy.” Jn much the name, all men and =g {clined to make a few diffident in- YR UIOTLyAYOSE: because “for the present the govern- | ions, a Dart of a Snappy 8reen DEDDET. | there in praver. Let the kneeling|Same spirit Mr. 1di recently at- of country in their he: L e E ik { quiries as to what Mustapha Kemal| The fact that. while the conserva- ment will be most deeply concerned | & Part Ofic SnEpry red moppes and &{hench be made the shrine of cvery tacked colleges because they did not * Sl s ¢ underpass in the eity should [0S S8 L8 T e, tives control G7 per cent of the seats with foreign problems” The fear ex- | hrige. vory. vere fine. Then 3 'mllevlur«r who seeks to appear n‘:-r..m,x;‘r;:lur‘:-nrr‘?e::‘ Xho e | Cought e feguarded . chi 5 = 5 = a y G can audiences wi = cage | dirty s factories, pre- s Akt s sl e ot | Ne Tl exie el B pun o ket S e S g N Jin the nouse of commons, they polled pressed that the election means the | brown them in a frying pan with but- American audiences with his meleage | ferred nice, clean “positions e { 5 the cost. The District should not con-| " — » | less than 40 per cent of the total vote end of the liberal party also finds no | er. slowly, sprinkling a ltie Worces- 1 08 o0 N n enany e PRI e brazen faunting of the law. Scores of : 5 | The Ku Kiux Klan would eccasion { 3 f ol S eCRees | cleanse his soul in hehalf of the n. int 2 qua { tinue to incur responsibility for a con- M i« the outstanding fact in the British TeSponse from the Richmond News- |tershire sauce over them while they) ion pefore he speaks to America of | training. thousands of men have died because * M less anxiety in several states if it! - T | Leader, which believes that “the lib- are browning. v 5 # In both attacks the best answer 18 SR e g | ACinas; thus heenpishowires an inaudibl iiMaslaah tion result. in the opinion of most ! crals are not lost in Britain so long | Then. in a stew pan, you pour halfj the war- e st L Kot and were resolved s iy to be a menace to life. {were an inaudible as well as.an in-| i ,re This is cergain to be reflected | 4% they live up to their name and are [a canful of thick beef soup. Add to! * ok ox B e s S 3 that its institutions should not be d | visible empire. R ansiher Sadtig i IR e vear i1t acher than raaical or mildly | this the pulny insides of several 07 [ The anti-pronibitionists are making 2 bl i) stroved. Yet hundred f thousahd e ! SR pe el e s : | vative.” The drift indicated “may | matoes. about half a hottle of | i ST roved. Vet hundreds of thousain The Dog and the Tail. i ———————————— s eneraily beliaveds The opDOsItion |Lo siem it p Tt (ndtcated sy | 0ol atonn. . Add about four{much over the sfistions whith Infi-| oy Sty foventie Club Epeakers seem tho sly willing today ither republicans nor democrats{will be able to take advantage of :\n_\"'hn’ world, in the opinion of the|tabiespoonfuls of Worcestershire & L l:ln‘_‘l"m‘ !fl“( ,?"",‘""“‘,'"iwue O D ARLOLA Sl AN A A el destroy them for the sake of obtaining | the surprise of the politicians en aat : A SRS Rt ety pringfield Union. because “the ef- Do como tobasco. sauce | has increased 71z per cent during the 3 d have never ha bootles boc o EE g o i | both s ulx s <-a‘m|nl:n< pro- | Dastingdthalitlic recentizetiony in sl Ak arg mad oty theipomiers s of the war on the psychology. of ;’;‘,’ffikl,"wm‘m pebper, black pip- |last five years. They attribute the!ecxperience in the duties of pastors or e, I : ¥ aigns Fmade the 1924 election look like a sure {in control. However. there seems o | e people of the stronger Industrial | per and salt. Put In some water and | lncrease to the enforcement of the{ preachers, but they have become per- — !duced no roorbacks of consequence. | iping. be a general feeling that an outstand- | countries seem to have had their ear- | hoil the whole thing slowly until it{Prihibition law. Probably they are;sonally interested in some form o H d there o yarn' of émall propor gavel ot Anevetsatt i11| liest manifestations in Great Britain.” | boils down t te correct a) St ieon" = o | Here an ere a yar sm ropor- ing develo] of the election wi & & . oils do o a paste. > v d so they fe hem- Senator Harrison's Wise Decision. | 1107 4 there & v & o e at. ———————————— e o an witastion must | Which leads the Boston Transript on bt ol It ‘booze were legitimate hundreds{siives compitent to criticis others riie " | tions appeared and gained some t | i erations of a conference ave in. | P that the Buropean situation mUSt{jts part to sugest that the “electors, | 1 who are now in defiance of the 1aw | fur not joining their particular line 3 | tention, but exercised no influence gt s tho | Improve, jnasmuch as Bonar Law can | weary of agitations, have chosen the ! When it has boiled down to a paste.{would find no law 1o defy, so far as 4 Pk spire to the iotty | fluentially affected by delegates who 4 s H a work. Their social welfare work aspire to the minerity D of | ohably not a single seat in the next | work ‘with Poincare and Mussolint ping sickness. But something may |Put the other half-can of beef s0uUD|pooze is concerned. 1f other 1aws|may be e B the Senate. Because of his ability and | oo ST | 0 on record as present, but not vot- | ¥°F < " | happen to wake them up.” {Tto it and some water. and then|uere repealed, making legitimate | o ne o endable. but, the Senate. Becatsr of bix abiLs 4| gress was affected by such means. | £ while Lioyd Georse was not able to| FREL T8IE WER, ™ one mind of {pour in “the browned onion-pepper- | Whil sic now filegal- houschreaking on the other rding (o the ien men d men 4 3 o he i i * = 3 o o e centuries e & s ke Phe: hak e s {per cent of the seats in the commons, | heen effectually laid,” which bri aste the second time, during the oputat Hames 00 550 other menators M|, oo ore easily Jarved: Inversl ac Bamdsab work of the Lausanne #c £, 0, e than 40 per cent -of | in Contradietion. from the Baliimere |latter stages putting in % sablempconc ] ould bo reduced. The case is mot]hefore its aposties will be Sustifiad conneetion with that place. ; | conference is at present being done by { oy Poes R i | i T iF ot o awufr ‘nown ‘as!kitchen |iniaties e oy SV, S PO jin censoring “alie. conduct or:abs i S e = churches. It i the right Watching cornel aessigning lieutenants t helping the general run of Senate husiness provide a good deal of fas nating work for one fond of detail and Lami u parl prac For a man of Mr. Harrison's taste and equipment the ardly wppeal. It would probably irk him— become a little humdrum. He likes an important place. and. for man, lure. a amentary Wi “excitement, knows how to produce it and is wise in holding himself free to fnduige whenever opportunity pre- sents itself. When the late Mr. Rlackburn of Kentucky w young member of the Touse—personally popular, an orator of charm and ambitious to rise in the legislative world—he offered for the speakership, much to the surprise of #ome of his friends, who could not as- | sociate his talents with the office. The candidac venerable Alexander H. Stephens of Georgia, then serving in the House, and an admirer of the young Ken- tuckian. “Why, certainly,” the vet- eran replied. “But how does it come that Joe wants to be Speaker? The Speaker never speaks. And think of how unhappy Joe would be placed where he could not speak at least once The temptation to mingle in Euro- pean affairs would be greater if it could be made to appear that a pleas- ant time is being had by all. e — Radio Reports From Congress. Broadcasting the proceedings of Congress, which is proposed and for which preparations are now being made, will involve wide possibilities and some peculiar problems. A radio report of the proceedings of the House end Senate would undoubtedly be of great interest to many of the people of the country, and yet doubtless there are some, probably a large number, who would prefer songs and stories end instrumental music, and perhaps market reports and weather bulletins. Roll calls, for instance, will hardly be particularly inspiring, and often docu- ments are read that do not hold the attention even of those on the floor of the House or Senate. x _ It may be questioned whether there are more than e score of people in ‘Washington, outside of ‘those in charge of its publication, who read the Con- gressional Record daily ‘“from kivver to kivver.” Another point-to be con- sidered is the fact that the two. was mentioned to the | < and exaggerations are apt to get They escape the ordinary inspec- ! tion by But there are signs that the “artists’ re waking up: and, when thoroughly for lost time. bed to the so-called progressiv Note the descriptions of the panic with which the so-called reactiona !said to be seized. Thobe two themes 1 well develuped and played up should i { s entertainment. This much, however, may | sumed with safety as to both parties i The tail will not wag the dog. That| | would be against nature; and nature— { human nature or other—rules in all | things. ; | An era of much—maybe an unex- ampled—activity in politics is open- | ing. Men and women are still on their toes. Suggestions galore about ‘poli- icies, threats galore about purposes, i will gain circulation and find a meas- ure of acceptance. But, in the end, on the one side as on the other, nature will take her course, and the dog will wag the tail. i I Snowstorms are reported in various parts of the- couritry, but Washing- ton's prestige as a winter resort has not yet been seriously disturbed. i War contractors are charged with negligence, inefficiency and’ wasteful- ness. And still they made money. i When Richard Croker was Tam- many chief no one dared dispute his will. ? Ohio and Indiana. ‘While Senator Pomerene's defeat for re-election probably removes him from further ‘speculation about the presidency, Ohjfo will remain in the democratic picture. Gov. Cox’s hat is in the ring, and former Justice Clarke may shy his in at any time. Both the Buckeyes are strong for the league of nations. Gov. Cox de- sired to make the league an issue in the recent campaign, and only desisted at a hunch from his party’s managers, while Judge Clarke left the bench for the expressed purpose of advocating the entrance of the United States into the pact. ¥ But while Ohio will remain in the picture she will not, as in 1920, be the only rop'rulnhfln there of the mid- Indiana, & neighbor of ¢ awake, they may attempt to make up | Observe some of the tall purposes i fes are! { contribute much at least to the pub- | be as-| the committee on credentials. | The price per pound of turkdy has {not been affording any Thanksgi {inspiration for years past. SHOOTING STARS. BY PHILANDER JOHNSON. | North Wind. i ! an’ holler. { He doesn’t mind his grammer, but his speakin’s mighty plain. Talkin’ 'bout a lump o' coal that costs a half a dollar, 5 . Talkin’ ‘baut the winter afrownin’ in disdain. sky. 1 01d Mister North Wind, callin’ out for trouble, Callin’ for the snow to drift around the cabin door. He hasn’t any learnin’ an’ that makes the mischief double. The wisest people tremble when he starts another roar. Blaming the Audience. “Can you recite the Declaration of { Independence?"” “Not offhand,” replied Senator Sor- ghum; “but I'd be willing to learn if I could find an audierice that would rather listen to it than go to the movies.” 2 |- Jud Tunkins says-it’s strange, but true, that the cook who makes a Thanksgiving hit is the one who knows how to conceal a headache in a mince ple. & N Punishment. They offered many a witness. ‘When the evidence was heard They announced, with, solemn fitness, That a murder had occurred. In a wave of righteous fury . They brought out the prison key And locked up the patient jury, , While the criminals went free. The Luck of Farming. “Has your season been sucCessful?” “Not, es successful as Si Simlin’s,” replied Farmer Corntossel.. “Some folks come out one night an’ héld a murder on his place. He has made more money in a ‘week, sellin® relics, than T could make. in two years out of crops.” P / _ “People would be mo’ careful ‘bout how dey’ votes,” sald Unal dey realized dat dey hasto e iy 0ld Mister North Wind, come around { This result is due to the four-cornered contest. and Bonar Law must be aware that, if mistakes by the conservatives should bring about a liberal reunion {and liberal-labor co-operation, an- other election might bring a reat reversal In the complexion of the com- mons.” This fact likewise is recog- {nized by the Springfield (Ohio) News, { which, in its turn, points out that the ituation in England, in fact. is about as uncertain so far as authority rest- ing in ome of the major parties is concerned, it is in the United: States.” This result seems due, the Milwaukee Journal holds, to the gen- eral movement that is in force all over the world and the “chief danger noa that the reaction may manifest self too sharply—that the conserva- tives may be too conservative The voters have made plain for their part, he Duluth News-Tribune points out, “that they want government by party in a greater degree than they have had it for several years.” Because of the promises mado and the magnitude of the reforms expected | Who has made good his claim to the [ while you are cooking it. at Bonar Law's hands, the Indian- apolis News asserts “‘the new govern- ment is facing a task of great diffii- culty. If it fails, or is popularly be- lieved to have failed, the next elec- tion may show just such a swing away from thg party in power as was shown in this country last election.” White. of course, this is so, it is the opinion of the Chicago Journal that Lloyd George at least is through, be- cause “by the time the pendulum swings to the liberal side across the water some other leader is likely to health and his faculties, but the day of his destiny seems over.” Which viewpoint, however, is exactly the op- posite of that entertained by the Cin- cinnati_Times-Star, where it is held that “if he lives, Lloyd George, and not a labor member, will be the suc- cessor of Bonar Law,” and of the Syracuse Herald which, agreeing that Bonar Law is “fortified” by the ver- dict, suggests that “we may be sure that progress will be Lioyd George.” There must result a beneficial effect for all Europe, the New York Tribune belfeves, because “Bonar Law is now working in concord with Poincare and Mussolini. Lloyd George couldnot put any heart into doing that Europe's greatest needs today are rest, good will and a generous understanding among the western European nations. These may come much more quickly because of the mandate which the British voters now have given Bonar One election, however, will hardly _serve, the St. Louis Post-Dis- patch fears, Inasmuch as’“the co-op- erative and opposition, forces created by the war coalition tannot be dis- solved and reformed into original party units by a single election. It will take time and test to straighten out the tangle.” The big surprise, as well, in the opinion of the New Or- leans Times-Picayune, was the vance made numerically by the labor- itew. Lioyd ‘George merits praise, the Mo~ bile Register says, for agreeing to “do everything he ean to help in: every honest effort made to .improve: the foreign -situation; and he is a man who_can . be relied upon to keep his word.” And “that the laborites gained votes ifistead jof ‘losing- votes must) 1 the Seutinel asserts, Be,” | course, the habit will not be e shrewdest critia of ~his|superior beln vote polled by labor, the triumph of the pacifists, the precarious victory of the old-party leaders, are all indi- cations that Bonar Law’s government is not so substantial as it appears. England wants peace, which he prom- ises, but her people also want ideals different from those o tarnished in the last cight years. And those Bonar Law cannot provide* The New York ‘World also feels that “Bonar Law has! obtained an unstable majority on a | deliberately. negative platform. He | offered England not a program, but a mood, and by that decision he showed that the English electorate, like the American, is still split into factions which no leader now in the limelight knows how to consolidate into genu- ine parties.” The difference on both sides of the Atlantic, as the Philadel- hia Public Ledger sees it, is that ‘Where America tried for ‘normalcy, Great Britain will try for ‘stability. The horizon of the new government is crowded with problems waiting to test-the mettle of the dour, gray Scot, seat of the 'Welsh wizard.” " Man the Pop Bottles! And now, bless you, it is becoming stylish for ‘men to bleach their hair. So great has been the demand for expert service along this line the proprietor of 2 Gotham male beaut: parlor announces he is being “forced” to open another establishment. Of long in northwestward pushing westward, and southwestward. the brave and the free that should make us, as a nation, pick up faith in all he-man stuff, business op- timism, patriotism, hypnotiam and bricks. Our leadership in jelly-bean production, which was threatened for ; Wh(ldn by England, no lon e endangered by foreign comj - tion. America’s little flappers nl’::‘:- ally stop flapping and look upon the with awe and amaze- rleans Times-Plcayune. The poor we have with us always, but the rich_are often a; phied Pueblo Star-Journay - 25ainst us: a Fl:l’l\mmlhl-:fl 1ike hu. on’t wal em the; =] Journal. 'Y g0 out—Flint ‘With the sultan out of upk“tgl :: an ‘thoue wives mnyl ’?:;:ng: some! o a roblem.—] Rocky Mountain Naw,-. e Des What America name.—Worcester Telegram. The English voters 7 ane Dl sesm. to have ends well.”—Boston Herald. Every dime that Rockef e away 13 worth thousanda b ths tower attle Times. 1t chivalry dies, woman ‘can ssy a1t with my - Wige suiamatier— Little Rock Arkansas Gazette. Gone is the age of chivairy—no single senator will get ?Ihp to give -‘I': &mn_ n & seat.—Norfolk Virginian-Pl- bouquet. has been boiling, and !boiled thoroughly. e pot, but do not let utes. {much the better. as good. Sprinkle just gredients get together. ishould be sprinkled on just as it is eaten. like garlic instead of to handle it. servant, always want to know this and how much of All_this time your spaghetti Wi i zentti is done and the sauce is done. ipour the sauce over the spaghetti in h itself see that it Is hen the spa- them cook to- i gether more than a couple of min- If vou have Parmesan cheese, so But {cheese that has been allowed to be- come hard and dry. grated, is nearl American a little of thi: the spaghetti Some persons onion, but go slow on ggrlic until you know how Garlio but a bad master. * % % ¥ Do not allow any women around is. a good ‘Women how much of that you use. and they think you don't know what you are doing because them. you can’t tell Few women Erasp the fact that cooking is an inspirational, emo- tional, temperamental art. who understands that. find & woman marry her. How beneficent is the x kX X ‘When yo! homely mira- cle of heat. Cold spaghetti is a crime, and a cause of crime. But hot spaghetti. with the proper sauce, is one of Italy's greatest gifts to the worl d. Many wom- en want it cut and cause it to be cut. 1t your wife serves it to you cup up, there is but one thing to do. as Kind s the circumstances will per- mit, ‘but also be as firm as the cir- cumstances demand. Draw up a document, point out the dotted line nation your wife. ing deep in lake Michigan, Woman Finds Career In Deep-Sea Diving The most capable deep-sea salvage | sbands. If you |worker is a woman, Margargt Good- . who has the record of salvag- mlnlhe cargo of a vessel 185 feet ger: Will | ¢o her and force from her her resig- sunk in 1895. he is now to begin operations on a gelnel in Lake Erie, that divers have been attempting for many years. Miss Goodman IS organizing to salv- tagk she is the one. would to the Lusitania, and report says British premler wlthoutnzedou;f: ;.:.-t t‘lf:t if any person can succeed in this Miss Goodman Yis an expert diver and conducts her operations : personally, thus assuring ir motto, “All's well that |that her plans will be followed. She is an inventor of apparatus also, and has great talent in dealing with novel engineering difficilties. ‘Salvaging s an unusual occupa- that, Mi: of femininity, 4 feet }nelx’h;. ";l: o; slight, w s & bundle of energy, hat she wants and paper, paragraphers”of the, land.—Se- | tjon for & woman—a small woman at Goodman being a mere slip 4 inches . in eight, but she courage others of her sex. There is actually forbidden to ti Teitess. The. demmbnbtzation 8- mad . The over ‘and over ‘that ‘they can '8 chesen 1 l | i that jof law i {upon jails, but upon homes. prohibition crime. That sort {the question as to whether the laws create crimes or only penalize them. A further analysi they argue, would ult and battery have been under the not to d What a splendid jinaugurated by a boy cheese over the mess and stir it when [ George Washington University Hos- vou put the onion-pepper mixture to [it. It melts enough to help the in- But most of it{sary to prodigy! tablished at h he could hear came out from th was successful, illness he received friends who also and listened to sphefes. Led to a-week job the Tar, Heel state ing personal BRIy~ B COL, SHERRILL. . is commandant of police force; is a ‘and she knows |0 is in charge of crimes of violence— very material Volstead law. pital. Francis Murray, who is a radio When he found it neces- undergo an operation for ap- pendicitis he indisted that a radio be| its messages as he ether and as he lay convaleseing. and throughout his F Lieut. Col. Clarence O. Sherrill, Engineer Corps, U. 8. A., hadn’t got sick and tired of a twenty four-hour-a-day and seven-day: meeting trains down in made the break that led to his becom- escort for President Harding on all official occasions. yet it was that 168 hours a week de- charge of all parks about the capital; commissions, including the Fine @rts, Lincoln Memorial, Memorial to Women ¢ the Civil War, Arlington Memorial keeps on uniil | Bridge, Grant Memorial, Meade Me- she gets it~ Her success should en-|morial and John Errickson Memorlai; does not reduce * of statement begs chis g Dr. James E. Freeman, pastor of the {Chur(‘h of the Epiphany, voices ar s of the statisties,! i i o) g « * of (he statistics. entirely different criticism of his ita-boating. ac.|fellow pastors. He declarcs that not undertake 1 on sabjects with unfamiliar—topics of capital to of s pronencss ta uns fuf and major crimes— : preachers should lessened | speak oracularly The object ; which they are lecrease the burdeni{such as the relation {labor and other m innovation is that;economy. wherein th atient at the | sympat e with the leads them astray. The church is n nomics, and the le part from the fundamentals for wh the church is founded and maintain that and for which they have had spec | training. the better for their influ- enc Let the good work of } It welfare g0 on: let its enthusiasts b praf as they deser and let messages from his | preachers identify, their sympath were “radio fans”|with them; but thh object the music of the|a preacher ix sanctified and |is to discuss spiritual things bedside, so e influente of the Too Much Work as a Bov Harder Work as a Man just a rough sketch of some of the | work he does. Well, just about twenty-five years ago he had his first experience in the | Bovernment service as transfer clerk in the railway postal service at Greensboro, N. €. In this position he had to meet all the trains during the twenty-four hours of every day. “For a growing boy this no-slecp pro- gram was not conducive to peace of mind,” he recalls. he wouldn’t have And smand upon him that trained the youth so that to-| Accordingly, when an examination day he fits in as!for West Point was announced in the Uncle Sam's jack | nearby town of Salisbury he decided of all trades, who [to try his luck against some twenty is in charge of | rival aspirants for military honors. more different | Young Sherrill stood first in this com- jobs than any|Petition, principally because he was other man in the|so determined to get away from his capital. (Irk;ome job under Uncle Sam. He entered West Point in 1897 and Besides being|graguated four years later, secnndl in the President's| )y class of 142 starters. He got out right-hand man.iyuqt 4y time to take part in the last he has charge of L, 008 of the fighting against the in- the upkeep of the| \ ociion of the Filipinos i -the White House and | gang of Luzon. grounds; is In| 4, p,ug i the ruck, to young men in humble positions in Uncle Sam's service, Lieut. Col. Sherrill, from his own personal experience, offers en- couragement. He =ays: “It is often the case that an entire life is thus determined by what at the time appears to be a circumstance of slight importance. This Indicates, too, that every American boy of en- the White House member of many the Washington Monumient; is superintendent of the |ergy can aspire, and with reasonable State, war and Navy buildings; js.a|hope <f success through his own efforts, to any position in this coun- e will selze each. opportunity