Evening Star Newspaper, March 3, 1922, Page 36

88! " 'THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, -D.-C.- FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 1922.-. : OLD DUTCH COMPANY T‘ The Tax Grouch T KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES——Oh That’s Different. AMUSEMENTS. ' o SOSH! CLARICE -\ For CATS THM A LITTLE LATE WAIT'LL HE CONE ALOYSIUS P MSGINIS! OPENS MASTER MARKET |¢— — 2 income tax has now been paid, S B rerE S SAKE woman! :;gsnn,m 1. HAD OH-0-0! JUST WA, WHAT DO You MEAN BY THI3? LOEW’S A and when 1 dug the money, s SURELY MEET ME WHAT'S THE YE BROWS THATS ALL! HE §| HOW DARE You KEEP NME New Store on Pennsylvania AVe- | iy jires o thing of shade. that HERE FOR LUNCHEON! .'QE,\? PLUCKED, AND IT E WAITING ? Do You REALIZE nue Has Every Delicacy and once was fair and sunny. The way SHE'S AN HouR LATE! YOURE TEN MWUTES i they cinch an old fat bard Is some- {. Staple in Realm of Food. thing flerce and bitter; theve 1s no = LATE? With the combined facilities of a| sense in working hard—far better butcher's stand, a candy shop, a fish | be a quitter. The burdens thrifty market, a bakery, a fruit stand, vege- | men endure call out for language table market. delicatessen store and | ranty; true wisdom lies In being & coffee ahop. the “Old Dutch Master | poor, and Mving in a shanty.” A Market” yesterday threw open its| beggar stopped me in my tracks, in doors for Washington housewives at| my kind heart he trusted; I said, 6224 Pennsvlvania avenue. “I've pald my income tax, and, like of the market an array of virtuaily | JOurself, I'm busted.” The pastor every possible delicacy and staple for | 3sked me for a bone to help to paint accommodation of the human palate | the steeple; I said, “My taxes make could be bought, not even excluding | me groan, I walk with ruined peo- African pears. Belglan grapes andl plee My wife declares the friends imported cheeses. A “serve vourself” section also has| She meets smile at the lid she's :eenl ‘linaulled in ‘;he market, wher; wearing; I show her then my tax ottled and packed importations an = domestic articles may be taken hyl "f"”’“' And ‘shed. some. (oars de: the purchazer and. paid for while "'”‘"x-d The village live wires eaving. The system was originally ! come and say they need some coin tried out by the Old Dutch svtem In| for boosting! 1 sigh, “>y ruvies, | TODAY'S AMUSEMENTS a ichmond market and found satis-; = V) . o - are today with tax collectors roost- NATIONAL—George White's “Sc: factory, according to officials of the ing.” This is the way the voter |981S” With Ann Penningion, at 3:20 Continuous 10:30 A. M.-11 P. M. LAST TWO DAYS Paramount Pres: “THREE LIVE GHOSTS” ANNA Nn.lso" NOIIA‘ KERRY CIGINNING SUNDAY | ; URGES VETERANS TODAY | Z°l5iruit Medndn {m unabis to see why the world war veteran xhoulfl TG FOLLOW EXAMPLE,‘"M be as patriotic as was ihe clv eompany. g f p.m. war veleran. We fought the civil e S | feels when modern law's bereft | GARRICK—Fay Bainter. In “Hast |- %% n'a successful ending at $13 per ecla 1 ea ures m; with zealous care he hoards | Is West." at 5:20 p.m. monia, and then went home and to AT THE COMMUNITY CENTERS | [[7 With senious care he hoards | 1o e e Siverrs Midgets and |Civil War Soldier Writes President | Work fo help tne gosernment vay the cSentral | High School Community| him. But In & while he looks ana | vaudeville, at 2:15 and §:15 p.m. || Men of That Confiiet Dia |t chused by the civil war WE . fl()ME 1230 C Street N.E. EMP ST Stgeet M — ngton College of | BB St Totn Chasias L Fiiomes nuc ask the governme: T i HOOT GIBSON, in Music concert which was scheduied to! Sees what other lands are doing, LA sco lon gChatles o | Not Get except for our disabled comrades. For | AL ACK HOLT. in ernn 00T SGIBRON take place in Central High audi- marks how the foreign voter flees, 7"'1 yaudeville jati3:158and 8:15 L ot Get a Bonus. Lwenty-seven years we never received | LL ALSO TWO.REEL 3 torium will be given on Monday even- | with taxes still pursuing; he blushes | eqgo0s —,In Argentin and| A letter protesting against the | on- dollur from Rt oy e enelon | \ v = ing at the Masonic Tempie, 13¢h street : g vaudeville, at 3, 6:30 and $:45 p.m. | ol gress passed the service penslion | ) NKLYN FARNUM, EUTE T T e N | for his discontent, for tears that STRAND—“The Gay Boulevard" [PODUR Bil has, ben received by | bili and we'reretved 412 per month. I oot o | . A All entertaluments for Central High| he let trickle, and gives the beg- |and vaudeville, at 2:45, 6:30 and §:45 | President Harding from Theodors F. | Let the “‘;f';'h MM‘]"’{;‘ e A = ~ center have been canceled. | sarmian a esnt, the clergyman a |8k Swayss of 1810 G streer My Swavae|| 1 C Al O e when it s e N CRANDALLS“'"‘" o & sen “FOOL'S PARADISE” Stk AL N : atisls ar veteran znd chie 3 Wilson Normal—The vocationall| nickel. h ‘n(&Aa_\';“"T| = Town Scandals,” at 2:20 | fjery “of the Treasury for a number | GUite Lrobable that our generous gov. |§ . i = wTH guidance conference held at thisi ___tt0.yricht) WALT MASON. S . lof years. He was acquainted with | €'nment will be in better financia e Y o 'DOROTHY BALTON woneD e center on Wednesday evenings is for | CAPITOL—"The Victory Belles,” at) Frank A. Vanderlip, and is well | condition and will willingly respond ; LR RLixsos ,"; IGHT MAGEL ~ THED. K SLOFF Saults o8 well e fur ehildron. >The | Young Men's Southwest Association;|2:15 and §:15 pm. posted on’ financial conditions of the O their request” MOYDAY LSIRE AN ind MAE SA T S| o Bk o::el-!;( ol'hlh‘;s fi:’ork Is to st;‘ldy ‘l‘lulflncgc.e Club. RIALTO—Gloria S\Alnson. in “Her | country, :lr.mswa)'zv rn:xs ‘)‘wvn a H in~ TN 3 S, -=-A PARRIEZUNT PICTUR: adult or chi a ascertal vhat t y —— i 3 re: L0 T eit, t! S Bre Nited Tor oF what they ack, and | Burrville—Meetms of the Mothers' | am. T-30, 3:30, 330 ffey years 0 @ for the pasti WOMEN DIE IN FLAMES. Whether it be vocational or academic | m 3 Lo © oclock this atter- | pim’ fofae letter Lo the President is as| WAUPUN, Wis. March Three work, they will be advised and pre- ! & ible Story Club; o ae ¢ | tollows: woman employes of the C. H Shaller Peret. Tor leir: vesurctive. patnral Children’s Sewiug Club; Citi- |, PALACES e T e metar | “Mdear Mr. Prestdent: Referring | \ iz mpany perished here g vocation in the business or artistic,4¢!¥ Aassociation meeting; Grown-up entinorand *Mlice Terry, at 1030 am., | 'g 04T very bleasant conversation at | when the entire plant was destroyed LICE BRADY. In avenue of the future. .Socml Club. 2250, 445 7 and 9 Dt ‘M-l the marine maneuvers at Wilderne: by fire. The loss is estimated at more 8 POLLARD Tonight: Short Story Club; voca- 2 Run, one of my old battlefie vill | than $300,000, g HUTCI' No. 11 tonal® guidance conference.’ This| Father John's for Col “’“ MBIA—Three Live ire afternoon: Children’s dramatics; girls | with Annz Q. Nilsson, at 10 hoy Coughs aud body building. All pure|am.; 2:15, 4:15, 6:05, 7:556 and § Eymnasium; Girl Scout wmeeting; Girl | food.—Advertisement. Scouts gymnasium, LAE Congratulations, My Boy. East Washington—Tonight: _ Boy Scoute. Tromp 56: Boy. Scouts, Tiooy| CRIME CURE DISCUSSED. | DOUGHTON RETAINS SEAT. . ol HIPPODR E :17; Metropolitan A. C.; library; sew- _ Representative Doughton, demo- You have certainly given to "m"- 1ecuam. ng machine use. D : 2 4 U e I Children’s Bureau in Report Em- cral. Is entitied to ru":”:.h’;r;,:.“ asy : the Nation’s Capital two ‘Thomson—Tonight Boy _Scouts; phasizes Early Treatment. eighth North Carolina Junior Dramatic Club; Spanish; dress- to be proud of. o s« sti- making; conversational Spanish and | Detcrmination of the cause of crim- l:lan(oelr!l”:hs (?nT‘:::”mc:)‘::;h D’-jml “l. French: Boys' Club; Commercial and |/t tendencies and deciding treat-|Campbell, Doughton's republican op- Fine Arts Society; electric iron use;|MeNt that is influential at the forma rent at the polls in November, 1920, District of Cojumbia_ Filing Associa- | live Deriod of life “vastly mor ported to the House yesterds e e b, TN Aus important” than decision in a crimi S 4 e i1nal case that may take weeks in o Ew TH]"A R & Tomnson BomelHitoting of the ex. | AhrCioS that imay ake “weeks fin and Ofty, 8c €l N TER i ecutive board of Communits Associa | PubILc by the children's bureau. of Complete Stock ? : e iy tion; advanced and beginners' French ! the Department of Labor. - o for adults; Boy Scouts, Troop 40; com | _The report, compiled by Dr. Willlam M Iy maaml ek Comat” SPis | Healy, director of the Judge Baker Edison Mazda Lamps afternoon: French -for children; 5]1';;\;" dlpw" m“Busmtn. says a much o violin instruction for child er_proportion of “mental detec- || The Gib: Co I m Sor calidren ltives is to be found among delin (J son .. INC. “THE FGUR HORSEMEN For Sale by All Dealers Made in Washington by Southeast Center—The secretary of | Quents as they appear in court than | in s HE NORTI this center, Mrs. M. W. Davls, is also|in the ordinary populations. perhaps 917-919 G St. N.W. . | T A Ea Ay e Leader y S & a qualified notary public, and will | ten times as many. Dr. Healy points | i Henry T. Oflterdmger | T“"z," tonaeowennd Bt be Breii TV Cpo U apg Y. “RICH MAN. = OF THE APOCALYPSE assist, free of charge. all furloughed |OUt that individuais mentally normal | s } kin 4 2 i NEren) FICTORD or discharged navy yard men with|are misdoers quite apart from mat- | ;n l‘lln Model Cigar 508 9thSt sy ‘actory % notarial or secretarial work either at|ters of mental capacity, and that . her home at 900 11th street southeast, ) many feeble-minded people live de- Our Finest or at the Southeast Center, Tyler |Cently and do their work well. Stheol. | This center is open on Wea" | The report is one of a series issued | nesday, Thursday and Saturday |BY the bureau designed (o further nights. discussion and development of juve- | nile court standards. nnd R. L Ave. Mi RUDOLPH VALENTIKO AND ALICE TERRY Feature Shown Dally Headquarters for Briar Pipes and Smokers’ Articles Park View A. C.—Boy Scouts; Royal —_— At 10:30 A. M..12:30, A T oyal Miagets: Bhyinm Clab: Florida Special.” AR o 5% 4145, 7 and ® P. M. Atlantic Coast ine De Luxe train now fi A N . FRIT IO pE ¥ Brown, Chevy Chase—Library: service (no exra fare). of four other | i oy Scouts. Troop 57; Girls’ Rhythmic | through tiains gives scheduies and accommoda RNUM. in *TH| St f Dancing Club. tions aesl Office, 14 - o.w. D ALLROOM | “THE LIFE ur T Telephune_Main A 2 2 DD { THE BLOC Petworth—Meeting Scouts tonight. of the Girl Washington Buys Its Dunbar—Saturday morning: Chil- | dren’s rhythmic; French for children; Fur ChOkers muur Directic Shnben. AT to B8 Mat. o HT. 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