Evening Star Newspaper, November 8, 1921, Page 30

/ Real Values in > - < | " Easy Jobs l £ . I see the farmer milk a cow, and I remark, “Beshrew it, there is no trick to ‘that, I swow, and any one could do it.” But when I try to.do the stunt my work’s so slow and halting, the cow kicks in my Mars-like front and leaves me somersaulting. [ sec .the blacksmith shoe a mule, and !)uu may hear me twitter, “Give :me the proper sort of tool and i I could shoe that critter.” And when the blacksmith says, “Just {try!” I take his nails and ham- ‘mer, then through the smithy iroof 1 fly and raise a doteful iclamor. 1 see the artist paint a { fence, and mutter to my neigh- | ihor, “Oh, any man of common "Rubber Goods 2-gt. Hot-Water Bottle good quality. s Leader Hot - Water Bottles, fine quality. $1.19 " Guaranteed Metal % Hot-Water Bottles, special .... . Fountain Syringe, THE EVENING CLARICE ! [ Geeat Guns WHAT'S THE IDEA D WANT You To BER T ME. NOTHING 13 GoING To STop ME, I Goiné, To LOSE WEIGHT! it L -STAR, WASHINGTON, D. KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES—Can You Beat ’Em? 3% TUESDAY. NOVEMBER_8, 1921.° R i —By POP MOMAND. | You POOR NINNY'! DO You . l WANT ME TO GET ALL OVER HEATED £ CANT You SEE I'™ BEGINNING To PERSPIRE ? C, _AMUSEMENTS. 3 Mcnnm:s F at 108 ETROPOLITAN 1030 A 8. 10 11 P, M. WHY GIRLS LEAVE HOME A Wonderful Entertainment, With & Great Cast, Featuring ANNA Q. NILSSON —COMEDY— Harry “Smub” Pollard in “PENNY-IN-THE-SLOT” —Overture— “THE BOHBE.MIAN GIRL” fe] w-d;.m-: Fiscst Orchetra MIBEEEY. Ccnductor Pathe News-—fwu of the Dny K &f CRANDALL'S 18t & Col.Ri. SToP NoTHIN'! . p( FEW WH(C_‘;AT‘/DU INUTES WANT To 8ToP ExeRCise FORE S Do’ ML Do You GooD! ME Goop! WAIT! SToP ALLRIGHT, “THE complete: good sense could do that sort of i I Ens KER quality rubber ... {labor.” But when I get myself |District building, officers ot the ‘ AMUSEMENTS. NICKERBOC! Extra Quality Foun- [# brush. and paint my cottage:nren minutes cariier. Members: of . —n-on.&:; o i S i o 3 r gate- | the, corps who hove not yet been 5 ng at . M. _tain Syringe, com- jportal. the neighbors to my gate-| e forps police duty during the | I ALICE plete .. |way rush, and whoop and jeer White Lnamcl Can for and chortle.. “Your -lrt\\'ork douche, complete i gives my nerves the jump3,” ob with tubing and ° i serves glw village weaver; “it pipes. special...... {looks like jaundice and the Aluminum- Hot-Water | mumps mixed up with scarlet Bottle, best qual- ifever.” I watch the poet work ity ... his_harp, his timbrel and his {whistle, and 1 observe, “The The Glbson Co., lnc_ | poet sharp requires less brains | 917919 G St. N.W. i than gristle; give me a lyre and 1 Lwill show that making song is i — easy”; but when some odes 1 ARL]NGTON NAT]ONAL {deftly throw, the critics say CEMETERY BURIAL OF UNKNOWN SOLDIER ithey're cheesey. I look down November 1ith :irc_:m my empty loft upon the toilers under, and ail the other Quickest, Most Convenient and Direct Route jobs look soft, and mine seems Running Time: 25 Minutes hard as thunder. \ Round Trip Fare: 30 Cents Cars leave every few minutes trom and Penmwylvania ave- mue N.W. Direct to Cemetery Gaten. c e WASHINGTON-VIRGINIA |1 fistiees RAILWAY COMPANY e Pi Beta Phi Alumn Miss Edna CT 8 o'clock. LT MASON. (Copyright by ( ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. TODAY. umbian Women will 1 meet at 4 Members will be in charge of TONIGUT. €1ub will meet | K aizd Tien ! Browme Cameras —Are cheap in price only || ‘Wonderful pictures can be taken by them. Get one at Gibson’s Kodak Filling Station 917-919 G St. N.W. Soney Available for Real Extate Loa H Investments of First-Class Real | Estate Wortgage lLoans Secured for Depositor West Virginia Socie o'clock, Thomson tainment; dancing. ty will n School t Snte “Advantages and {the Junior High S jeussed at Public advantages of § will be di: 8 orcloc hoo! Libra under auspices of Prin; Allan Davis presiding. American Institute of Electrical gineers, will meet_at s o'clock, mos_Club. Speak . *. Bang and C. Miss Boynton's current {will meet at 5 o'clock, cut avenue. events ¢ 1333 Conec Association will Hall. Election; Benning Citizens’ meet at Odd Fello entertainment. Officers and Directors | Maurice . Rosenberg.President Brookland Brotherhood will meet at! Joxeph Sanders..1st Viee Prew, |18 0clock, Lord Memorial Hall. Pro-| W. A. Hennett. Vice Pres. gram at 8:30. i Irvin Owlngs. . e St xteenth Street Heights Citizen, e e Association will meet with Thomas | To Clatenes - Humphrey, 1215 Fern street i | District War Mothers will mect at Thomson School. R. P. Andrews, Mary Washington Chapter, D. &. R..} | | I | i | It atie, | [ will I | | | -’;"“":"'x‘."‘:‘:h Samuel Hart, v old an open meoting at Yash- Sgtiugloia 08 ington Club. at $:45. Miss Janct Rich- ;i (el ards will spea l( Il'", paper pressmen. Plotur ANK rocently re- | B Cor. 7th and E Sts. | | James J. Forrester, i tfmma_rrm \ Ireland, will speak he-} OF COMMERCE |}/ fore, 2ot ation Yor ocosnibion AND * SAVINGS 1 of"Trish Republic. at 8 oclock. St. | Dominic’s Ttali Bethel Literary and sociation will meet at 8 o'clock, at Metropolitan 1. Church. Dr. E. Adolph Hayne peak. The Maryland 8 o'clock, Johnso! ty_will meet at Powell Community STATIONERY ln this great stock you win | Center. Reception und varied pro-| find just the kind of stationery gram. you want . s B | Miss Brvd Mock will speak of “World Lites at 8 o'clock, Col. Pettit Camp, Veterans of Span- iish War, will muster in Perpetual; | Hall at 8 o'clock. Senator H. O. Bur- isum will speak and be received as! {honorary member. Music. Smokes. [ nre and World Peace,” ‘ew Thought Temple. E. Morrison Paper Co. 1009 Pa. Ave. Department of Veterans of Forelzn | {wars will meet at 8 oclock. 27 T istreef. i The motor corps of the i fense League will- mect 7:45 o'clock In the board FRANKLIN Winter again approaches, and with it all the unpleas- ,ant horde of cold weather ! cooling troubles vou know so f| "ell—unless you own a Franklin. Franklin Motor Car Co. |: 1101 Connecticat Avenue Telephone Main 5341 MT. VERNON ‘Alexandria & Arlington National Cemete: Btop-over allowed at Alexandria oa -" : Mt. Vernon Tickets | Cars_Leave 12th St. and Pennsylvamia Ave. N.W. every 5 and 35 minutes after || the hour. Running time, 50 minutes. Mt. Vermon open daily. excepting Sundsy n’ Boupaound, Trip. soe H oun ip to Arlington Cemete { Washington-Virginia Railway Company ~ | |« Coat (;f Arms Have you seen our collection of Limoges Table China ' with the Coat of Arms of the United States on_ it? We have tlfis fine China in separate pieces—Tea Sets and Dinner Sets, all with the same dec- oration. ‘The separate pieces make very at- tractive plate rail orna- ments—and souvenirs. Remembrance Shop (s, Foster's Shop) 14th ER! 2136—OH! One door from Pa. Ave, Conference meeting. Dr. delegutes a —Advertisement. —_— ;SCHOOL PLANS APPROVED. Four-Room Addition to Be Made to Smothers Building. Supt. of Schools Ballou "yesterday afternoon approved fo within announced. JOBS FOR ENGINEERS. Schools Need Men Who “Are Young and Willing to Work.” system, Hugh I, BRUNSWICK Phenographs $65 to $350 PERIOD MODELS IN ALL WO0ODS Distinctive Records 208:—KITTEN ON THE KEYS on the d othes Mott, 5w Floral Offerings for Conference Limitation of | Armaments will be sworn in at this All members are urged to ” Ob-{bring their pennants. J. W. Duffy will speak at meet- | ing of Men's Club or Mount Vernon Place M. E. Church, at § o'clock. The Woman's (Women's Llivening Clinic). a rummage sale in its = meet tomorrow at 10:30 a.m. Annual meeting ot th Lbbitt Hotel. Assoclution at the Bo — 4 toaots: 4 “elock Housekeepers’ Alllance undiiClacresta; s oicloth: members interested in home ! e nomics to meet Mrs. Ransome tomor- | row, 11 am. rs. Shaffer, 900 14th. | 20th street. rel structure will be set back ki b n ol Tmrl\:nhfn and Lin- 1 be comple:ed next iew days, Dr. Ballou 1f several third ven | Fhe to Mr. McQueeney, MeQueene: { young and willing to fter thirly ve incers are pen: law, it w lass en| it was announced today by superintendent applic. T d u ddition to pointed out By 3759 M street. The Opt nln “Clun winl oyster rou at Almas vember 18, tury Club, will meet 10:40 w.m.. tect’s plans the tury Club, will meet N t the home of Mrs. John Van ne it e exten L unity of Musie, will their seventh econcert Kive neth Douse. Mrs. Marie € ward Rowers R st | Brvant, ) Young, M gineers, out w—u"\‘ ts. accord- must be | vice, schooi { nder the re- | “ Whisper Softly Honey.” . “Breakfus’” Ready and We are Gwine to Have Mrs. Faunce's All-Pork SAUSAGE Prepared according to Mrs. Faunce's own secret for- mula by the Keahe Provision Company, who have acquired the recipe, which has for so many years been so closely guarded by Mrs. Faunce. Keane Provision Company 621 B Street N.W. ‘-‘ == “60 Years of Service to Washingtonians” of producer, DistinctiveShop Distinctive Phonographs That was the big idea back of our phono- graph shop—and we've exceeded our most elahorate expectations. models de graphs-—supplemented by an stock of BRUNSWICK Records. shop is distinguished by its attractiveness and convenience, WICK Phonographs excelling with a trio Here reposes all BRUNSWICK- Phono- ever-complete As our luxe in so are the BRUNS. exclusive features—the “Ultona” re- the oval all-wool tone amplifier and the record filing system. NADE TOT! BROTHER WHAT A FEELIN' - bwelly Plano_Solo) (Violin, Flute, Harp) (¥orn, Flute, Harp) OKING FOR A BLUE BIRD M LOK nn—.:wmrr MAN O’ MINE 2125—SWEETHEAR' IVE Gor THE 078 NOTE—Brunswick Records can be played en ali Phonographs The GIBSON C wain 1085 917-919 G St. N.W. e 08¢ (Fox Trot) Welfare Aswoclation will open gymnasium, 1022 11th street, beginning Thursday. The Day Nursery Assoclation will at the asks all t Mason House, 1606 The Capitel Hill History Club will meet tomorrow with Mrs. J. B. Reed, xive am Club No- The nature section, Twentleth Cen- tomorrow at at Dupont Circle and take | in John car for walk along canal. The French section, Twentleth Cen- mber 16, at Students of the Washington College n the auditorium Central High School Thursd; vember 17, at 8:15 pm. Among xl]ncu who will ‘take part in the prozram STARTING SUNDAY—SEATS THURSDAY > Mis Dorothy Sornberger. & Deal, Health Candies L 40, 60 & 80c Ib. ‘ r If you waat to gladden the breakfast hour these autumn mornings serve Mrs. Faunce’s All-Pork Sausage. At all good grocers’ and market stands. Steamer Charles Macalester Leaves Washington at 2 P.M. Wednesday, November 9th Will meet the Cruiser Olympia, carrying the unknown American | BRADY With Kenmeth Harlam in DAWN OF THE EAST Distinctive Added Features ur BELA gsggs LHisa ‘&I.&E e LEW FIELDS & CO. In “SNAPSHOTS OF 1921” With LULU McCONNELL & COMPANY OF 15 A Miniature Review in Seven Scenes—Staged by MURRAY J. QUEEN A ROBINS ™ % u-. 'me& Eddie Coeke Muste - & Kimo Clarke " MOSSMAN & wmcz | SEVEN DESERT DEVILS WILL OAKMND SOME DIVERTING MELODIOUS MOMENTS FRED ALLEN I JOE FANTON & CO. “BORN 1894 “SECONDS OF SUSPENSE” LULU McCONNELL & €RANT SIMPSON “AT HOME” By Grant Simpson SHUBERT TOPICAL WEBKLY BUD FISHER FILM COMEDY " [256=-50¢ _25¢ i S1 (EXCEPT ON SAT. SUN. and HOLIDAYS) NEXT WEEK — STARTING SUNDAY AFTERNOON — LEAN snd Master of the Palace Mag- nificent—Lord of a hun- dred wives—swifi to wrath, avenging disloy- alty with death—-but h self disloyal ever. k. New Stufr:! Beware! The Mighty Sheik! ! His | Coming from (ke Knickerbocker, New York. _one ungratified wish the { TODAY AND TOMORROW [ e i | A R o ope aa BB e e e !Ml;:l_?PY WIDOW y : o T i orohznas |Special Film F eatures | TS e ! lefenn Fo : | ; ?:_ CRANDALL'S ¥M(KERuOCKER CA‘I‘{?\'I‘}’{& i i' :;:’\rn\:m‘:(_(-nu AT -G}QYE'EY | OLYMPIC ., ST " rm,un MRALL TOUNG. 1 |[METROPOLITAN ‘ TCOLISEUM SKATING ° — ! TONIGHT | & N PRI CRANDALL’S 'l':e- .r vn &"H Ko, 14th LYRlC B.F.KEITH'S & MAMMOTH DOUBLE HEADLINE BILL ADELAIDE MISS & HUGHES Ju America’s Represent- | Presenti ONE- ative Dancers GIEL REVUE" LEW DOCKSTADER JESTING ABOUT ‘-NORMALCY" \‘v'_l"h\ll)_l on}mm:nuo(m & BATH™ it) . Bager Midgle: Meade and Company. of fl-n'n i urzs and Steve Freda. Teo Beers, Huig & Tavere, Morton Jewoil Co., Clinzg & Moey, Etc. Ex. Mat, 5 P.M,, Armistice Day—Order’ Now. Main 4485, Y THEATER lith ‘and Col. Rd. FRANCES Sth&N. Open it 30 n.on.Dally HIPPODROM 911 H Street _‘AM,\_I AR 6th & C St BA5—R00- NEW STANTO!!} WM. A, BRADY'S With NITA NALT D LA ROCGUE. SECOND SERIES SIX CONCERTS Thenter—i:0 0 Clock of Parloca, wien yier promp‘ly at acloch: I7--PAVLOWA and her Bal- e With fuill Symphony ~ationat i the | "com-ng to the Can” | “A Night Attack on a | 4 _lrnov.r.-t?ment Wagon \\ AL ‘RAM)ALL'S APOLLO THE. rain N | “The Santa Fe Trail” | ‘ LIBER 'IN i migran N . M—BOSTON SYMPHONY Publinte > N in Wiaihington thix weanon) 2, E ' N ceb, 16— M, MATZE mightiest photo production &\. e litna Grand Opera. -2; our enrl;(-"gmmler me.” \\\\ : B RTON B e A )(Es:““ ,m.‘,c,:,, m,.,;“,:,;“";r:,:p_; N 3 i i Olll THE DUST ‘ DUM A e Liie WANDA B Lo 18th aad G. Phone M. 6i83. COMING S00N N S = H HOME 1230 C Street N.B. | DANCING. AL METROPOLITAN F streee at lolu PROF. AND MRS, ACHERS STUDIO, 10th st. n.aw.—Class A APITOL & C Mat. Dally 2915 Eve. 8:15 Permitted MI88 NEW YORK, Jr., with Eddie Cole. Extra—ip and T Golored Whirlwind Daneers. Thursday Night, Turn- oz “COSMOS Mat., 22-38c. Eve.. 36-59¢ . Kimberly-Page & Co. In a Delicious Travesty on the Movies Jack Powell Quintette Comedy and Mu-ic “Buddy” Heim and the Lockwood Sisters A Dandy Comedy Tri Ruloff-Rulowa Trio Mayo & Vernon Harry & Anna Scranton Huck Finn & Tom Sawyer “His Unhappy Finish” Ilck Sennett Comedy al News Weekly il‘etln at Matinees Gladys -Walton In the 5-Reel Feature “The Rowdy” First Time Shown SHELLEY un’ Eperiasr. to G LOFFMAN, MAE MURRAY. i MACUD ALLAN. i Private and_class lessons in ! MODERN and CLASSIC DANCI i Studio. 1850 Biltmore st. Col. 29u | 18 ZZad—PIIVA Se. Course, mix lessous, §: Fine. cool ballroom. W. 1120. u_.;____._ “ETHEL CLAYTON “EXlT——Ti"l.E VAMP” —V i — Theo. Robertsi—T. Roy Baraes CAST INCLUDES . TALLULAN BAVK- TEERAY TCHTE WA 50N, HENRY 500 conples dmpee af e to the Best Dance_Musi feard. Upen 7 p. to 11:30. MISS CH.APPELEAR Private lessont by lwdll North_#197. 1715 (‘dllnl(flfl" A MOORE’S RIALTO 11 AM—ALL WEEK—I11 P.M. Enchantment and Thrills CREATORE AND SYMPHONY AT HIS DRAMATIC BEST Week Nights, $:30 to 12 ARCADE 18th and Park Road. ‘ The Perfect Place To 1 p. m. mco‘im mu- “WEEK NAZIMOVA DANCE splmlm ln-(o—w-mderfnl o Toor ‘Prices—Strict CONCERT CH ANEY In Xetro's Mokern Yersion 21 Thursday—GREAT MASK BALi LON 3 c AMI llE @ orth-whils prices for most origi- | Harry llov'te Sl‘ell‘eyv l’;!l( com= IN THE~ nal and comical costumes. it, of ew Youk, - Tinted by chorus of aixty voleen. With RUDOLPH VALENTINO A U elala.‘B.gIB. e he uevar-to-b- -forgotten hero Ballroom and Stage D: First Congregational o "rne Four Horsemen P e Church Ee C M et o Deent Tow Oan Lo COEDY_4 Toomarviie Pt e ork v irse students ons Tenth and G Streets N.W. ‘ o LR private lesson ant one three-hour class lesson for $1.0v Leew's Mews lv-m-!nl- Wednesday, 8 PM. REPUBLI You sT.!! e o Aatin i o Near itk kT T T sorved seat: tickets on sals at church appolntment. $1.50 and _S1. for Americs's Finest Oolored st danciog academy. Private imtru 5‘;‘.‘: hertin Eolees Gioe Cghe$2.30 e o Hours Barbtre. Badtord 10 from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. _Ph. F. . ;s 3 “The F-ce !I % \X‘orld" D N C E SECOND EVENING CONCERT New York Symphony Qrchestra ‘Walter Damrosch, Anditoriam Central High School - Monday Evening, Novomber 14, 8:30 P. M. ‘Washi le-m‘.-u-nnlmu at the most delighttul place in town, W ington Studio of Dance. ~Public, Priva and Stage Dancing. 481 ilth niw. Op DAVISON'SEt1329 M n.w. The season’s new dances—Ilatest steps. Teach you to dance correctly in a few lessons private. Any hour. Separate studios Normal course for teaching or expert danciot Class 8at. eve. _Instruction and dancing. 8 to 12 e goachers for 65421 F od* Striet ltu‘lo Blll. 1219 Conn._ave. all styles of danch ‘Phone Fr. 4115, Beautiful ballroom for rent. 740 Oth Bt. N.W. anklin 6508 ‘Why waste time with people who waste your u--v A Sonek you 4o b dance. alsg the latest few leasons. Prices reasonable. Les -n-uu-u, Bou-. 10 am. 0 10 p.m.