Evening Star Newspaper, September 9, 1921, Page 34

- D. C. FRID'A’Y,"SEPTEMBER 9, 1921. —By POP MOMANB. BELIEVE NE DOy, THATS TH WAY YOU'RE PLAYING, NN TR ! THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTOX, " AMUSEMENTS. IIIIIIIIIIIIIWIIHW"IHM "RANDALL’S. THERE'S NOTHIN', To \T.JULIE’ TLL LEARN To - PAY T PliaNo N - NO TINE! YE GoDS! t:: [ETWELDERT SURE James Jarvis Jinks is ‘in his 1S ABUSING ‘\'Nfi‘\' glory ‘when he’s relating anec-. otes; all things remind him. of 2 story, and men who lister lose, heir goats, for all the tales:hes 1ls are hoary, and blue mold the* surface floats. He sure< sees wheh he’s beginning a dreary yarn that ‘Adam knew, ihat ic]lo“s quit their cheerful grinning, and look morose, dis- traught and blue; he ought to know that he is smnmg by banding out. a, yarn £two. This_Jinks has many, kinds of merit, and well might rank with honored males, had he neglected to inherit his passion for be- whiskered tales; that grah——l the people cannot bearv.it; alll, .. seat in the 1ast row in tne story bores should be in ]alls Icenter. ‘The usher guarding the aisle - 1's Strange how bores will keep |vould aot allow, ng (5, i S 80 on boring, when they must see!would not allow me to take it, either, they make men tired ; the orator |Put sald, [Yes, ma'am, we have a sys- ‘continues roaring till through| 1 am a step removed from this ex- the transom he is fired; the |\ ayaeant seueraton, apd { have o frenzied bard is bent on soaring ;40 cents for a seat, I want what 1 when sawing wood is most de- |PaY for. I.do not wish o et N ing . v p the right and get cross-eyed looking sired. Sometimes when I get {Haa_there been a “standing room +0 Caien of e Gree . and then I pelling managers of movie houses to getful, 1 launch upon another|Take Father John's Medicine now.— morseful, sweatful; to kick my- who was killed in action in the Ar- ternoonat Arlington cemeterv. Ill the screen on the bias. busy talking 1 mark a hearer fonly” sign in the lobby, I should know my conduct’s shocking, | put up a sign- when all the seats are spiel, and seeing some poor vic- | Advertisement. . self with my right heel. goune, France, in September, 1918, at- Make happiness a e flowers. Blacitictone. 14th aha T, Advertisement. Standing Room at the Honu To the Editor of The Star: May I have the space in hur pa- per to criticise the system in-ome of the local movie theaters. ? Monday afternoon 1 went to & thea- <er. When I got inside the -lobby, after buying my seat, therg was & Iarge number of people Wmting. to enter. After entering the main body of the theater the crowd wee driven all the way across the badk of the house to the extreme right side, ‘While groping my way through the Stygian blackness, expecting to fall down every seco! my eye behld an I also do not wish to stand an hour, jas one lady had done to get a seat. heave a sigh, or wipe the tears| that come a-flocking around the |never have bought a et. There should ‘be a law in the District com- I'm so ashamed I fain would |sold. ISABEL MELLEN. ie. or- die. Then I reform until, for e tim fretful, the currents of:my soul congeal; I then proceed, re- ARGONNE VICTIM BURIED. Last rites for Frank S. Kennedy. s S W ’\I;‘l > tached to the 316th Infantry. Machine (Copyright by George Matthew A} | Gun Compony, were held yesterday af- —we are ready to supply Jop e Books when you say the E. Morrnon Paper Co. 1000 Pa. Ave. Health Candm 40, 60 & 80c Ib. Ehltlc Iz’S“t"oclnnss ml- ‘Women. s.-, 1114 1440 82. N.W. Phoné M. 5088 2 | | BLACKISTONE 14th d H Sh.vN.W. Bnflm-n&t'y&lil.i-vla = § —and ask one of our salesmen to call and demonstrate THE VELIE LIGHT SIX UNGERER MOTOR (CO. 1136 Conn. Ave. Tel me Main ¥233 Modern.Auto Supply Ce.. 917 H St Bt Bty S, The John A wmm-do.--‘-'c- nB Smith’s Blt'y l EL Service 9 18th St. . N.W. nw. "E. J. Penning, : Wiormse mw . “The Still Better Willard”, _THE FAMOUS\ s sy, P 60C ™ m"fln‘:&‘:‘i‘:‘:fl?flj‘:vm. 1010‘!.5h§treet 614 13th Street Snyder & Little present the \popular Tuxedn . _make = specialty of nickel .llflll' and sflver apocns, ladies’ mesh bags, ete Al work guaranteed. - We aharpen all kinds knives, scissors and rasers. THE GIBSON CO., Inc. 917 G St. N.wW. RIALTO 11 A. M—Last 2 Days—11 P. M. = = = Paramount Presents BETTY COMPSON M‘Ml VERNON Aloxandria & Arlington National Cemetery Bior over lloweaar Alosandric on ak A Vorasn Tickets Cars Leave 13th 8t. and Pennsylvania Ave. N.W. every 6 and 36 mim 9" vour.’ “Running Mt. Vernon open daily, 30 Ro ndnfind Tflnpx'..—u e Rou GCem Waihingion Vs Raitwey Company’ Mannish stability— but with- delightfully feminine flexibility and daintiness 1211 F St. N, W. Washington, D. C. SWING'S SPECIKI!ZED ROASTING DEVELOPS THE TRUE CUP CHARACTER OF EACH VARIETY 6.7'& cofee opflulonca/ excellenc K —the cup excellence of these two coffees is united and cordial in sup- porting their traditional fineness The coffee of beefsteak richness. 1MES | Mesco Building, 1013 E St. NW. 45c Lb. 45¢c Lb. NG CO Phone Main 7601 \ A Further Reduction 1621-23 L St. N. Oft he stops a tongue that’s scoldin’ Oft he makes the silence golden— Ofty does! | SPECIAL 30x3Y; MILLER 32X3%% = oe..$1195 344 .. coimee--$1650 33X4Y% manes:$17.50 34*4/5 -—--.31&50 35%5 37%5 Racine Horseshoe Pennsylvania United States Portage . Guaranteed Strictly Firsts CORDS et 1850 Mk By 1 516 75 FABRICS GUARANTEED 6000 MILES 35X4%% oo oe-.$20.50 36%X4Y5 weme..$21.50 ~—*-m o oo o 321.00 1% 32x4% e s SZT50 35X vommens . .333.00 33x4%5 -m..m.so 37:55 MILTON SILLS 4nd a Superd Cast in AT THE END OF THE WORLD Famous Rialto Orchestra ROBERT BOND GOTTA ‘onductor— Overture, “The Two Hussars” Violin Solo by Henri Sokolov, “Meditation,” from “Thai. SELECTED SUBSIDIARIES D~ NEXT WEEK 9% ER'QO MINE| Gnd-r Than “Lying l.upc" National - Theater—4:30 0'Clock Oct. 38—JOHN MoCORMACK, Temor. Ve, 10_Mme, FRANCES ALDA Sopraze, lnmmu Opera; CASINI, Cellist. iz J-MABEL GARRISON, Sopraso, lahm Opera. Feby 7-JASCHA HEIFETZ, Violinist. r-l u—«l‘cmumorr. Pianist, Frices: Orchestra, 315 Balcony, $1250 wnd $10.00; Ga War tax 10 per cent adait] SR S Gree Concert Bureau, Broop s, a3th and G. ARTISTS’ COURSE ~ SEASON 198138 National Theater, 4:30 P.M. i 2 e, o, 5 g Octeber 31, SCOTTI GRAND OPERA 00. &lm HOFMANN, Pianist, , FRITZ XKREISLER, Violinist. Orchestra, $17; Balcony. “Gallery, $3. 'Seafs mow on Greene's Concert Bureau, in Dmog'-. 18th and G sts. § “AN- UNEXCELLED A WOMAN 'SAWED IN HALF In Full View of the Andience “Vivisection,” by HORACE ack Henry, I oiwe TR R A" St Dayis & Pelle, Walter Newman & Co. el ATIONAL Tregls, Marc Kiaw, Inc., Presents -OTHER LIVES thrilling ad unusval play of love, | Orchestra _ !fl“ Mights, 80o, 31, lLu, 35 Investments'of First- \ Class Real Estate - MortgageLoans - Secured. for —If you have money to. in- to get.in touch with you. We mlnpodflonu-emrefinh class 'Real Estate Mortgage | LOEW'S ALAC Continuous 10:30 AM—11 P.M. LAST TWO DAYS Paramount Presents “F Am ” ARBUCKLE —IN— ‘“CRAZY TO MARRY” WITH, LILA LEE LOGEW’S oLuUMBI Continuous 10: , 10130 AM—11 P.M. T LAST Two DAYS Paramount Presents ‘THE - The Most A AltoI-ll-‘ Cllnfler imed! l"m- n- New v"k Run Diree Twelve Solld Weeka! LOEW’S COLUMBIA| l BEGINNING SUNDAY, | [l IIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIHI.E SIS With an dll Star Cast With the Greatest Photoplay Cast Ever Assembl _—_—___} REPUBLIC 3.5 Near 14th Finest Colored Movie Hotse and Tomorrow—11 P.M. A Rovtoald Barker Production Palls the Stri 23 e rt_Subjects IWY METROPOLITAN ST. AT TENTH: pG~BEGINNING SUNDAY-gg The Picture the World Has Been Waiting For “THE OLD NEST" Your Life, Your Home, Your Mother, As They Might Have Been Or As They Are—One of the Most Heart- Gripping and Dramatic Stories Ever Told. People in the Play—You Know Them Al MARY ALDEN, HELENE CHADWICK, ULLEN uhl)ll Dwight Crlne-le-. Cmctite Hile Laura Lavarnfe, Robert De ulll-. Fanny Stockbridge, Louise Lovely, Bu Billie Cotton, Nick Cogley, Molly Malon Flyan. pw-IMPORTANT-3g Read Pages 62 and 63 in This Week's SATURDAY EVENING POST %IIIllIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIlIllIlllIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"IIIIII!IIIIIIIIIII[IIIIIHII Special Film Features DUMBARTON 1349 Wisconnin Ave. cmn LL’S Theater.8th & E Sta. -u-w uu( Y AND TOMORROW—CONSTANCE HOME 123°,C Street Ay D d “THE FATTY ARE - Theater and PRINCBS 'rfln)[ CRANDALI' s G-nn.u'h & c-!.ll. DO M o opier | TODAY—DORIS MAY. in “THE RR “WHITE AND NMARRI A whim- G Pl .. sical and out-of-the-ordinary romantic com- D "‘ edr._ by John D. Swain. T CABT. 1o “PROXIES." CAROLINA 1tk & N. C. Ave. S.E. BORGE M PRODUCTION, > ELFO] n “A WISE FOO! ilbert Parker. A drama of the nol thor and director of * HARRY CAREY, Ix “DESPERATB TRAILS." _And Comed; NEW STANTON 2> & $.50% §:15-8-0: Extraordinary Double Show. DOROTHY DAL N “THE IDOL OF Ti MIRACLES OF THE 30 Stanton Garden Bhows Sta 5, DE “THE m 911 H Street N.B. AR CAST, 1a “PROXIES.” GEORGE LARKIN AND R0 And AESOP FABLE. TRRCRERE ™ ‘Alra 2 ree) L, Ko Comedse RK THAEATER i _Also 2 reel L Ko Comeds. | (RANDAT]'S YO T . Ga.Ave.& St. ERB DAKIELS. in = gfiflim l-dt_m( Y r ER TOLD." D m‘su.. in_ AP d Comedy, “STAND- polle Thester and Garden. €34 H N.B. MILLE'S, Aund LARRY BAKERY. TOMORROW — DOTUGLAS “THE C. = A HUGH FORD PRODUCTION. CIRCLE TYPHZON cov%m C'.A"U! WINDSOR AND Mfl\A HBA CRANDALL'S permorotmmys F_Street -( l.'. LAFF TWO DAYS—FOUR RTA] in “THE CHILD THOU hA\ Efl‘l‘ LARRY SEMON. in “THE Sty “Aaa Special Musical Edl Directed by Rex. Ingram ALL SEATS RESERVED Ewudsu.ln..so.'ls,fl $1.50, FREE ADM “ION AMUSEMI LAS’ 2 lonlow FOR MacLEAN ‘WILL APPEAR * Im commection with showings of his latest photoplay hit “PASSING THROUGH" Great Falls by Water Power boat Peggy leaves Aqueduct bridge, 86th and M, Sunday at 10 a.m. Round trip, Bates 10 charter parties. W DANCING. - DAVISON'SE=1329 M n.wiee Latest lun.— Ml!‘ Al"llv, ‘Tape. awsch o ina tew lesssas. Boen prieate: " Any mour. Norml cruree "mlmu-s Fat 108 | -0 om o 9 ran! ETI“NL'TA' After an ed visit to N. Y. and At- Is the Piace to Spend Your Labor Day Holiday Picnic Grounds, Boating, exty lantic City am prepared to give the very latest stel LAST TWO nA\s ny time; -mell! priva 10130 A. l. t. 1 P M. CHIL T ' THOD | | | b, 150 104 = m FEOF. AND "WEE. ACHER STUDIO. T 3 —Class Monday and Friday. it Fhone =% Wast to Dancel You Oan Tesrs SCHooL” OF _ DANCING RIGHTWAY 1218 New York Ave. N.W. pAodividual private Jesssns. You need appointment. For 10 years i academy. 0 AVEST ME: : " Feankit 1054, _ O Fishing, Outdoor Sports, Children’s Playgreunds Sunday schedule of traink op- erated on Labor Day to accom-~ modate excursion trate. CAPTTOL THEATER, SOCIAL FOLLIES ‘WEEE—*HURLY BURLY” Silver Spring Carnival will comntinue until Saturday, Sept. 10th Daneing every might, 7:30 to 11:30 $50.00 in gold given to the prettiest girl Blend Drama and A Biemd of Tems = ASNES'S FOUR-STAR CAST unosA!_igvn‘g':'( Schubert) olo— “BElCEVIE"—c. V. s—mncu Residence, 918 1 Apt. s—c-. Fall Guy” | Res. phone, Fr. 1140J. smmmlruu. K CRANDALL'S 18th & Col.RL —TODAY— Beginning at 6:30 P. M. THOMAS MEIGHAN STUDIO, e th ot me. Phone Tinc, 1382 W: BOCIETY AND BALL ROOM DANCES. Individual Instruction By Appointment Only. Dupont cirel mn-nw Ph.Fr.1485-W. s 5 Ir;un and Stage n)--e ’s_class operiag Sat., S Z20a_PRIVATE LEssors lessons. £3.50, Clase and Lilian Hockins, Con lemwlml m-u._l;- ; Mrs. H. L. Helt road.