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..... - f T KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES—And Pa Was Winnmg YEH, ITS A NICE GUIET |" AT LILAT EITY NEWS IN BRIEF, || RealSestt Wyra M. Enright Camp, R N. A.| Grown tired of all the mod- -1 : SERTYS Te .‘L‘n,'?fv‘.infl"‘.‘?;’.:i ;fi“fin‘&efig ern books in which sex stuff S O bers of the Moderri Woodmen and|prevails, I said, “Ods bodkins SHIEs Lienilicainyi(0d, and gadzooks, I'll read some old- e 'T'..'.t‘.d{,‘.":‘..fi.‘:::?’ o | time tales. The authors of a T it e 1 , bui lern author- oot m:ry“;;;‘s:.fiu:mwfi:e: ship’s ap crime and - modern day evening at Thomson School. books are rot.” I took a Cooper story, then—a “Leather-stock- § ing” yarn; the sight of it ’ - p ¢ brought back again our old an- ; N ok J =il == In BREWSTER'S MILLIONS cestral barn; there I would sit s 2 - : ] i B b B e ecen among the hay when I was but . . i | . 1 7% 27, a child, and roamed with Cooper| = £ —_ LOEW’S far away, in forests dark and - N\ wild. But now I turned the “Really Truly Land,” a_play for children. by Mrs. Goring Bliss, will e given Friday at Poli's for benefit v the Humane Society. , The Saratoga Club will give its ‘Easter. dance tomorrow evening at Mrs Dyer's. The Holy Name Soclety of St. Au- gustine’ !.({mufl'h :I" ;{ve ‘av;hsh:;;r the enet of - :‘e’fiifi,‘i"m'n“.{ Wednesday at the Cen-|[pages o'er and heaved some @8N coltserm weary sighs; I found each char- A second meeting tn ke interest ot| acter a bore, a preacher in dis-|AT THE COMMUNITY CENTERS “music weck for Washington” will| gujse. The paleface hero strove| East Washington Community Cen-|Penney. be held Thursday at 4:30 at Thomson ter—Tonight: Carbery Boy Scouts, nist 1 H kwith' the vio- Community Center. to teach a lesson worth our| e lopEhG, Carbery, By, S Clu, | Psnist and G & T [ while ; the noble red men paused | Wallach Boys™ Club, Americanization \ T“E ; FAITH HEALER” AMUSEMENTS. e £= e - = — — = Paramount Presents The b will meet tomorrow e e e Mount Pleasant Lodge, | tO prcach in every forest aisle. Kenyon and 14th streets. The lovely damsels rode around |, Thomson Commu Center—Meet A ccremontal fa fa be held by Kal- | On palfreys black and white, and Hig ol e m iy e e ! Take Note of Our this evening. Other activiti lipolis Grotto, No. 15, tomorrow night pfeachgd a while whene’er they Filing Association, china painting, le, 9th and F ramatics, plain sewing, piano prac- 1 at 014 Masonic Temple, 3th =14 % | found an audience in sight. The | tice Officers and Directors Scheduied for initiation and Monarch| Juckless captive didn’t screech = [ e emrice D Hescnbers B reaident NEVER BEFORE IN THE HISTGRY OF WASH- - Johi P 11 t t Sastloman ' Fow apnounces & S5 | when burning at the stake; he | Romarraw s hiamies 3 by wes ||| Suseph sundors. 1ot Vicw brem || INGTON HAS ANY PLAY OR PICTURE ACHIEVED By Witkem Vanchn Moot ginners' Frenct for children - . A. B tt. d Vice Prea, i i " & mesting ot the Somthenst washc | TETCLY 520 3 chance to preach; fommiase ok Mvancd L risthmic ||| VL ix owteg 4 vies rer. | THE TRIUMPH SCORED BY WILLIAM FOX'S b S Aty | nd, windy maxims make, | 1 | Soucon . Milana... Searetury MILTON SILLS PICTURIZED PRESENTATION OF WILL CARLE- TON’S PRECIOUS POEM, “OVER THE HILL,” AT THE SHUBERT-GARRICK THEATER LAST NIGHT. Tith street between G and I streets Birney Community Center— To- i night's activities: Fancy needlework- southeast. tomorrow evening at 8 |then threw it on the floor, and | nishts activities: Fancy Washington | lock. Mrs. Susie Root Rhodes, |g; - AL iy . il Soekisor of playgrounds, District sighed,«“Great Scott! Can it be | Orchestra. | of Columbia; Capt. W. E. Sanford of | true that once it didn’t bore?| .. washington Community Cen-| > y Cen- the fifth police precinct and J. Lynn} And was I ever young enough ‘ommunity gathering this eve- ||| n. P. Andrews. | Dr. Clarence A. Weaver, Auditor ||| Alexander Wolf,General Counsel John M. Riordon........ Cashier ||} Frank Owings....Asst. Cashier ||| | B F. KEITH’S vt Daily £ Sun 353 Hol'y 29°9.0 Yeagle of the Washington Post are to b n etk to think that story fine? And |8, co'ier i Sotertafimen orine || e HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WERE TURNED AWAY A O did I ever read such stuff and|we ashington Community Folks. ||| UNABLE TO SECURE SEATS. PATRONS ARE JULIAN ELTINGE URGED TQ GET SEATS AT ONCE OR YOU MAY | Bt B R RN MISS SEEING THIS, THE GREATEST HUMAN LEIY T on sl AR Sy ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. fithrill all up my spine?” \ TONIGHT. WALT MASON. |CHOIR IN EASTER CANTATA || Mrs. Nanette B. Paul speaks of Copyright by George Matthew Adams. “The Story of Judith.” at 8 o'clock, }ln]ll Hie” ‘ at First Congregational Church. Pub- = |“Resurrection and the Life"” Sung Ti ited. IRISH HONOR BISHOP MANNIX H nru“m:urxf” Guites” Bros. * Tincin e ot i Toutoh faith meet| TOME. March 25.—The Irish Coliege | |, Tekoms Park Ghur L OF COMMERCE STORY OF ALL TIMES. SEATS ARE NOW SELL- Macpacet Taylor, 0 ; o lio e Welosma ot a #7oup | in hom & uf Archbishop Mamnix. of] tion and the Life” by Ira Bisnop AND SAVINGS ING FOR ALL PERFORMANCES. PRICES ARE: of lesding world Zionists who will | Melbor#se, Australia. M. Wilson, was rendered by the choir of shortly arrive here from Europe. | yesoes e atomiroiiy ) ,:;“,,‘.",‘,;’,‘!:g;’,i the Takoma Park & Presbyterian Israel Bodie of Baltimore will speak. | and amwm’ Italian . sympnthacrs ok [ Church last night. Mid-City Gitisems™ Association, §| the Irieh cause were present. and the | The soloists were Miss Ruth Eshel- oldcity Citizens \ASRgiation. S| archbistiop’s speect ' describing th ) Z 5 situation in Ireland was enthusia: Healy ‘of St. Louis will lecture on | Feaition I (rele g :i?;:“m,, LR = s We Offer You Quality of the nghest Order in fi’""‘mw “imicx "TAR PAPER AND street hall. et e aaa e Moth Bags Noble Size, 10c in the lubjec! for the ‘“‘Booklev- | —Two very necessary things in storing Napoleon Size, 15¢ Cor. 7th and E Sts. | | NIGHT at 8:20 ! o ggng TONIGHT at 8 i 1 Mats. Thurs. Sat. | fop, Mar. Tmur Best Seats, $15: jerara, Shiberi's Play With Music. BLOSSOM . TIME ' Staged by 3. cnomahmv';. e Book and Lyrics by Dorothy e Music and lglom-l; by Franz Schubert and EVENINGS AND SATURDAY MATINEE, 50c TO $2. OTHER MATINEES, 25c TO $:. ON ACCOUNT OF THE ENORMOUS DEMAND FOR SEATS, POSI- TIVELY NO PHONE ORDERS WILL BE TAKEN. Greater H:k’TIm: “Mayh-e." Sunday Night—Seats Tomorrow The Whirlwind St L] - . 1| EDDIE CANTOR er's Hour,” "scheduled for § o'clock| away clothing. We will supply you. tonight_at the administration building of the ¥ W. C. A, 1333 F street north- | E. Morrison Paper Co., west. ““The Holy Grail” is the chosen by 1000 Pa. Ave. leader of the group. - 'y ln n-r Seissors, Penknives FIRE DAMAGES TWO AUTOS. vt mave s , S 1 F lm F Two automobiles in the garage of ",_ir_v,':'::'"':_;fl_;:’,_-: 3 The satisfactory cigar. For sale by all dealers.}| «“«HURLY BURLY” peCIa 1 eatureS N. Y. Gentury Theater Production lfll:lrvaendelltrtlr! of 1234 Mary. Made in Washington by With JIM BENNETT } H . - land ayenue northeast. pere damaged || “WTGe Nickel Pladins. Geid ; . | chicxiNs spiewtr. = S AVOYETHEATED Midnight Rounders D B PP L2 lock s || akiins wmd Siiver Finiing: Henry T. Offterdinger, Mfr. | SHUBERT-BELASCO, Fri, Apr. 1| CRANDALL'S St &sihizat | LEADER THEATER iz Midmg * erty of tha.Belmont Sales Company. || . An work Guaramtecd. in His Model Cigar Factory at i, Apr. 1| TODAY—JACK PIO B MAN | Totar. 3 P31 SPECIAL MATINEE {NAN HALPERIN, HARRY KELLY, KFORD, THAD EVERYTHIY 2112 14th street, was damaged ta the | And| “HEARTS FI0HE: St metas anciiie || - THE GIBSON CO., Inc. 508 Ninth St. N.W. e e e LEW HEARN AND 125 OTHERS machine ined ¢amago amounting & S e s s EEEL Eugens O'Neil:'s ToMbkow - cren. peies ror- ) —— QTR AN i 7 slightly dafaged. Origin of the nyi © 917 G St. N.W. auarters for Briar Fipes and Smoker Articles §|THE EMPEROR JONES || _Bwvey rour : _Reckless Speed—Pre-War Prices. was not determined. Styrring, George Williams i 7 Marvelous Scn'c Effects Tickots o1 SA{:«,I d:y Noon at the Belasoo ! 7nd_Ho, X oth at D S t N . CRANDALL'S ity e A & Complete Change of Bill Today. 0%ttt VAUDEVILLE SUPERB WY PoLuARb. || ELAINE HAMMERSTEIN [ [ mwrm si 2 i/ Vivia Piereciantion of the o, S e b BEAR T & 2h comed It ra Titagraph Presents l s e B r o s [ J Lflm ER&'J “L“’Aw“ :}ung:nms;‘x sb\\zrrs EMP]RE % N = ‘ — CRANDALLS o s.aarsi: [ pouaLAS FAIRBANKS B l A c K TODAY - EATHERINE MACDO DY'S LATCHKEY." In His Latest Release, BRINGING UP FATHER lnr »mnu.\, in “THE SPORTSMAN." o o _AT THE SEASHORE ___ (J™ORUiR0Y ;l‘l.:z‘:‘\%l! AT ™ HATHY THE MARK OF ZORRO" POLLARD, in “HIS BEST GIRL." CRANDALL'S METROPOLITAN riEoat ar THIS R ¢ CRANDALL’S TODAY—CHL AR Anna Seweil's Special Milk “Health in Every Bottle” With " JEAN PAIGE And a Superb Cuxt Orchestra Au Ninth Eelow F RIALTO | ariea I.Alll! in EL TOMOREOW—I lAJl ISE GLAUGM, L. Ao VANITY ¥ G, ‘| NEW STANTON "" Nive' '™ Ll THOMAS MEIGHAN CRAN'DALL' 1’}‘0‘1)‘\';':{.'.:"!%);:; IN THE SUPER-SPECIAL PRODUCTION, ROW — CHARLES CHAPLIN, in ~THE CIVILIAN CLOTHES” E’l‘.’;”[fi 141h Street and R. L Ave. =RAP HAEL= REX BEACH'S LVER HORDE." Sthiandl 08¢ LYRIC 4te and lrviag Ses, 3., MATINEE 1 P.AL TOM MIX, in “THE ROAD DEMON.” And Sonshine Comedy, in 2 reels. ODONNELL'S e, Frais 2 N 1 All This Week The Brightest Musical Burlesque of the Year JOE HURTIG’S | GIRLS OF 'THE U.S. A. Vaudeville Interwoven With Scag and Fretty Girls MOORE'S GARDEN 11 A. M.—Today, Tuex., Wed— P ML . 30c, 35¢ Universal Presents " DITH ROBERTS “UNKNOWN WIFE”| - : ® ; { Orchestra Subsidiaries weaver | W —— > S el ATIONAL Serisial 1! FRANCIS By Requ The District of Columbia - - Health Departmemt Has Accorded | GDONNELL'S ___ BUCK JONI AMERICAN | New Week—Abe Reynolds® i LIBERI WILSON | . 3 3 oYme In Most Famous of All-Comic Operss I i YorD, in “Tik unz LI ~SERMINIE Wise Bros. Special Milk e STARTING SUNDAY—Seats Thursdar. THE 1921 SURPRISE MUSICAL COMEDY, A DANGEROUS MAID i Leanans by 1431 U ST. N.W. £ 3 Teachers. it With An All-Star Cast, Including " Julietts Day, Creighton Hale, I Ada Meade. Arthur Shaw, | Amelis Bingham, Vinton Freediey, M CRANDALL’S Fatfony | —Juanita Flewcher Frederic Burt. LAST CONCERT THIS SEASON DANCING. ’ PHILADELPHIA- EIE?‘!.',?EE““ . Hoffman and Mrs. H. L. Folt Now Forming. i WEEK | ™ """ || ORCHESTRA meTETE L e L : south of 18th and Toud. Phone, sty- a | DANCING | zmemiizme New Clanses The Highest Official Rating Before a bottle of Wise Bros.” Spe-- cial Milk is placed on your doorstep it has gone through every stage to make m and all | NIGHTS Phane col, 1223 LEOPOLD STOKOWSKI Conductor : d f | 1] - NINTH G ::.“'\\_\l L BALL “ESDAY.;.;:::KBCK 9 = cHAs RA' ‘nglll 1 ® it pure and sate. | orri 1ovge, xo. 71| Mme. Olga Samaroff T . RIGHTWAY | in the Clt . . X 5 Order Sons of Italy TAST CONCERT TEN STAR B e e NEW Yo G y Absolute cleanliness of dairy herd, sterilized ol EIR IR M PSR 1| pmiDAY, APRIL 1, 410 “19 AND PHYLLS” S . . . . . PAUL :!l‘-n X'P‘l:u{;ll;xlr;cl ol:'h- : . utensils, pelifect pasteurization and c!anfymg_ = | RACHM AN]NOFF KOCHANSKI s e | T Roeta't oot Yot | e all play their parts. When you receive it, it’s mwomwma || ™ TSI s e KIlGKEIBWlER ::Sd i e | ¢ worth all the care and trouble to make.it pure and safe for | S TN ey G| B i i B e - you and your family. i Rosa eH As R Av nn%“;,“” = SINGING — MUSIC — JAZZ ArEeh STUDIO: 1141 CONN. DANCING EVERY EVENING With CLARA HORTON in Phones: Day, Col. CABIN JOHN “ 99 | Al racs i shoe B HOTEL ‘9 A“n mvms th(‘(fl;(h 6756 : llhll"ll":; ]‘lrlpldoln":ll!n‘ (unde t) A Outakirts Washington “Easter Bonnet L SATHERINE BALLE Famous Auto Condult Road. Sth Bt. N.W. Cabin John Troliey to Door. ht” Wiy acts e with Popis.whe waste your . tand l}ll}:ke- N Miduight Dance Tonlg time? We.produce results. Beginners' class, Tuesdays, 8§:30 to_10._Hours, 1 to 10 p.m. 7% A roll of good films by careless Ma ken . it NG uraeiss sea WA - BRUCE HEALY'S MUSIC|MISS CHAPPELEAR | R L | e PR —— b, g assured of prompt and efficient i ; 3 2 - CHILDREN DUPONT ADULTS service. Signed,- Amateur Pho- The First: Spiritualist Church, . e Alfred 11 Terry, Pastor PEN G AR P e e S Pythian Temple, 1012 9th St. N.W., = DA\/ Ibo‘\Y'me' 1329 hl March’ 30 and 31. n.y v v ., M. —Lec , Subject- “ 2500 W es—** M ADAMS | s Gond and Bad” | ALL WHITE_ALL UNION s seg fimtpe, T i Sty Teach dus 1y in a fer - bR A - Thurs.'8 P M —Messago Seance. - 30+ - | Penna. Ave. at 2Ist Street N.W. |Tench ou to anco correctly bn esso No. 3206 Phones—West N Street B Strictly private. Any hour. Normal cowrse for # ¢ 8:30 to 12—POPULAR PRICES—CENSORED! teaching. Class dance Sat. Eve, with orchestra. -