Evening Star Newspaper, April 17, 1897, Page 18

“8 _____ THE EVENING STAR, SATURDAY, APRIL 17, 1897-28 PAGES. How Ss —— Avertea w|4 Tale of the_Lobby as Told by DR. SHADE’S Probable Tragedy. Casey’s Chum. “In time of an emergency,” remarked an “Be jebers,” af Gasey to me lasht noight, elderly man in @ group of talkers, “I | “Ol musht hev somebody’s gud prayrs, would rather bave presence of mind than | 8% he, “foor Ot"ben swan over t ease Cawngriss wid Rooney,” sez he, “Of've “I fancy the gun might do more harm | Shtruck ar. fligant Job iv wurruk, cfs Be than good if there were no presence of ‘Ye don’t tell me 90,,Casey, aah aso mind with ft,” admitted another. ane athe fs the wurruk lotke “Which reminds me of a story corrob- | OL = i orating the wisdom of the first state-| “It’s undther “dthe re aoe Ment,” said a third, who on an appeal | Mind,” sez aust Re, canoe. trom’ the others continued. “Something | !V 1d 1s,” sez he, “@thot the wurruk Js athe “att tudying the matter for some’|/!*¢ ten or a dozen years ago,” he said, pas pairt tv 1," 928 = eo GS east dex Gate ” utsweted a physi-| “I was in a western town of ten thau- | Jewly emi ae {zak — eclerset th mbes SG ® piye | sand people or so, and it happened that CECE CALE eee ee aes cian to the question of, a Star; reporter. | show was billed for that night. Having |. ‘sex Ol to a —— Glosaeshe {that people do not drink enough of water. (Rothing to do, and not knowing anybody in | Yo?" Sez Ol to Casey, eae cane I think that a great majority of the cures | town, I took ‘in the show. It was a berm raabede hock: pie kg woe effected by drinking the waters of the | Storming troupe ees doing @ rep- | “Tare-an-ages, mon, phwat d'ye mane?" seentoneble goad anteskionehiearaea eink Sequence was they had nearly a full house. | Se? Casey. “Ol'm givin’ ye dihe shtory aE shtrate,” sez he, “an’ iv ye hed dthe sinse SE the erent slong very nicely ex- | tye makril,” soa be “ya'd howld ver tune, CHLORIDUM. DISCOVERY FOR CONSUMPTION More Re- | | that they should have permisajon to ge, it,, for the public will be benefited.” **e£ ee * markable Cures. Withholés Her Letter Until She is Pas- itive That She is Corei—This Makes Forty Cases Reported PHILANDER JOHNSON” would have resulted If the same amount of | cept the peculiar actions of the leading | 1. *,mak patthern’atther me." eek be: Written Exclusively for The Evening Star. the colonél, with ominous deliberation, Cored in Washington Alone, j Plain, wholesome, everyday water was | an, who seemed to be drunk, or getting | “i pomepatther Gases; acs GL “oor, pon Compensation. ‘cannot pass between gentlemen without [drank by them. Peoplesrush. .to vthesa | that way very fast. me conshuns,” sez Oi, “yer puttin’ an in-| As is frequently the case, he does not | an explanation, suh. Yoh unduhstood, of t¢irely too manny loogs to shute me, d’ye | take as kindly to the obligations and ob- | coh’se, that I desiahed to present the gen- inoind,” Ses Ol. “Phwat athe divil do 01] servances of society as his wife docs. It|eral as my puhsonal friend?” know about yer thir-r-d house?” sez Oi. me y - is possible, too, that she has indulged him| “I did, suh. And you must be aware of Co Toane ka aetae conse | more! iancah¢\ onehielig katelacastiacahe) (uattactthet would not unduh those suh- (Phot, _bludy ind to ye,” sez he, “dthe’l way of giving her personal attention to Suttheenter bee Hpe pee oa te ist" son Mouse 1g Whage awl dthe pathriots | details of housekeeping which affected his | Ut the m man allowed himself to be in: is," sez he; “‘dthe min dthot wance to save comfort. troduced to you as ‘general”” EE GE ee ae PEpAneiety lNcaNows" akeisak® <I hope sou ave gamed eveneeaee ; ureip,” sez he, “an’ to e rale- Q 2 Se aad 2 es Fs rodes, an’ dthe banks an’ dthe bulshnis iv | to be very amiable for some time to come. ee bare Sines oe eens Mairiky,” sez he, ‘an’ to privint Lawdge,| “More so than usual? geo generalt. 3 cat nerrenees Tran enti’ anctat Ctety | “Very much more so. “To those of my friends who were siffi- pen es PE Ot en he. “Hona.| “For what reason?” ciently co'teous to receive him,” was the man-digoul!” ‘sez he, “Now! d’yex moind “Because you are going to need all the | sarcastic reply. 5 PED 4 . y © \\good humor you ‘can and. I am go- |, Boh you yohself advanced the opin- a Sea ion that it was time to put a stop to the Phwat's awl ty dthim things got to do | ing to give an afternoon tea.” indiscriminate ‘assumption of. tities. You wid your job iv Wurruk, Misther Casey? “Again! declared that Congress ought to pass a Som OL PSs “Yes. And I do wish you would get over | law forbidding any man to puhmit him- fraht ot {gbbat Ol axed Rooney in the | your unreasonable aversion to such things” | Lavy cereading, ‘major’ or ‘colonel’ or ‘gen- Dane Hodes Sex sCasey, (GidO1 minshin |" "yy dear, Iwill admiz that I haveran | wea meee eS or some of his family had about Rooney bein’ wan dv dthe pathriots? | yersion, but I deny that it is umreasona-| been in the army: provided, of cohse, that WuH he ts, sex Gasey) “an’ he towld me | pre any man who has had twenty years’ peace- id had awl to do wid the job. an’ to kape | “rm sure you don’t let them interfere | 27> Possession of the title cannot be dis- ne of an int anindt ex too manny dom | with your comfort. turbed.”” ule quischuns,” gez Casey. ‘Not to any greater extent than I can] “Those are my sentiments, suh.” An’ phwat ‘id-ye Say to dthot, Mr. Ca-| nein. “Then you have been imposed upon. I sey?” sez OL, E “And every one I have given was a great | have learned that this man nevuh was @ ‘Dthe divil‘a wurrud at awl,” sez Casey. success.”” general, and that six or eight years ago Colle reine oa, RE: am-Rooney geen me |" “Yes my dear. But there's a considera-| notody addressel bic an sate collegein’ “wid mesilfhe ups and he sez, | ton whieh prevents me from appreciating springs, and while there drink from eight | AS NO effort was made by the manage- as ment to suppress him, the audience after ring fever Is now in fashion,” re-| to twenty large glasses of their waters "in | while took @ hand and began te hice. ‘This marked a physician to a Star reporter, | a day. Whether there are any medicinal yir- | brought matters to a climax at once, and ind th = e i with an oath the actor stepped to the is hardly a day that some of | tues in the waters this washing out does nts are not complaining of it and | them good, on account of the xtc wasn. | CeEE Of the: “pair” of revolvers he wo: ts. Other physicians have similar | ing out they give themselves, and it is the | nounced to the audience snd tee AG iences. The patient complains of feel- | water instead of the constituency of the | the stage in the calmest and coolest man- ‘all broke up.’ He or she sleeps badly, | same that does the work: "Te game péope,if | ner possible that the time had come when Little, and has but little desire to {at their homes, would pass many, qnd fay en eh (2 eS neines hing at all many of them having | many a dey without drinking one glean ofl peay’ started at ini titre hatte a shivering sensation at some time in the Re Ey Gee ne first person who rose to go out would day, followed by a slight fever. They have | Dor’ svgranas water that is_ ies anise Lee Shot. Everybody in the house seemed no ambition to work or read or to enjoy | that water taken internally and externally Se ee ey Se oeniand Ufe in any way. There is nothing wonder. | will cure everything. At the ¥Ethe thine; 1|P0POdy mo tront: and woald wave qivce ful about it, and it ts but the evidence of | aim satisfied that if People generally drank | my piace willingly t0 asshoce Che okey es sein map Ot dhe weeicce ed the comune | try would aver oaeereee teal Ce a | fo itslbut rehent Lhuooked ‘py aie cirateeete of the spring. It is the result of the eat-| and sufrer leas froce ae mente. tha; | £2ce and those two guns pointing down my ing of heavy meals all winter, with little | now affect them, than they now den Agate Sake faerie Maat take chances on re- est f e digestive organs. The | as I have been able to discover, no city is | ™22 ‘ or no re _ for os ox by nature, and all | furnished with a purer water-than the Pe. For at least a minute the actor address- neen provided by nature, tomac water which we drink. It mas hoi | Cd himself to his trembling audience, and tient has to do ts to change in the | suit the cye sometimes, and especial afies | then deliberately selecting a conspicuously Quality of their food. Instead of heavy | heavy rainsgbut even this munay eonaute, a ebateed man in the very center of meals of meat. let them eat the various | does no real injury to any who drink it. |! i aiok Otho wee too ete he geen stuffs that the markets now furnish | But if people have any prejudice tothe | P&, SOt. therwise he would shoot pro- in abundance—kale. cabbage. sprouts. green | Potomac water, there ‘fare tn successful | Miscuously into €he crowd. At this point onions, rhubarb and a number of similar | operation now throughout the city a num- ti & baa pines I am willing to state things. Any of them are good, and a lib-| ber of artesian wells which supply oa egesigaes aS abat I never was in the midst eral combination of them frequently in- | abundance of pure water. Why not test |°f 8° Much suppressed excitement. For a lderby, S15 M_ street north- pulmonary tuberculosis awd in six months by Dr. 14th street letter of appreciation Which she very prudently withheld she wax satisfied beyond u doubt that she cured: of jamuary 27, 1805. derived such per- treatment I wish to “Dr. N. B. Shade: ranen thank you “When I began your not expected to liv “I coughed very day and night, and was so weak T could scarcely get about. I improved dily under your treatment, and reday enjoy 00d health. I shall be delighted to see wish to Interview me after 4 0° feel that my recovery is almost miracle. Very LDERBY, Write to Dr. Shade, 12 De for booklet and symp te tment. “Consultation free. apl0-s,tu,th.1m = es where cigarettes wor manufactured it wor a gret temptation ty shmoke a pack or two be way av experience, an’ sein wid has maa ‘ajor. yoh were about to do him the | thot’s what done the damage. Ye could sez he, ‘luk at me ey, Bez he.’ ” ‘our triumphs as I'd like to. I can’t help | same injustice which I so nearly did him. | sec ‘im gittin’ paler an” pales an’ ‘thine be found advantage No ; this to the extent they drink the medicinal | S¢¢0M4 the house was as still as death, and “Musha, sez Oi, shure Of can see ye wid pele faniienced in my sentiments by the|I, too, heard the cruel insinuations yoh | an’ thinner an’ carelesser an’ carelesser n be made. Eat any green thing | waters at the springs? If they do, I fee] | {eM a8 the white-haired man began to | dthe ha-af iv an ol, sez Oi.” fact that when your afternoon tea fs a|have mentioned, and was almost con-| bout his clothes Ivery toime the curesia appetite crave 1 eat it even | Sure it will prove equally beneficial: the acipout as lt he were going to obey | “"Wull,” sez Rooney, did-iver ye see me Success the breakfast coffee ts always | vinced, suh, that he was imposing upon | wint up, an" foinally in the lacht gene if there is no craving for it. A week of <2 ee the actor's command, a woman ehrieked, | wurrikin’ ha-arrd foor me livin." sex he, an unbroken series of fa‘lures.” the community, suh. But I made careful | furgits ‘imself so far as ty hit a lady, am" such food will do more than any other med-| “While I do not think atything will re- gud as 8 nate dozen, followed Sult and | “or did iver ye see me whin Oi wasn't = investigation, and found that his preten-| there's nothin’ ty do but hand ‘im over leine, for they are medicines in every sense | sult trom the attacks upon civil serviee rox eas Ee cep sudden aatcsenoeatel aaeiahed up in. me Soondy Deent, sez he ru sions were not idle. The proofs are extant | permanent ty the police. It's A tersible Ses Oe Oe CALI Ee eg ne etme. WHICH Have |been quilted meaner aloes gone and the panic was averted, sez he. An Objection Silenced. that he received a formal appointment and u r m d] Wernin’, Rafferty, an’ Oi wouldn't hov “tr 3 rew pay as general manager of one of | Micky miss it fur-a montir yr” Jenty in the markets. Three or four each | Constess and elsewhere of late, in the way | though everybody made a break to gei | “Whin Reoney towld me athot,” sez} “1ts an old saying and e true one,” re- | tho" aieg eat ecablishmee ne ory ne ot ont gee maeraiugl will hervemiclent. tat, thetsccnie [of ixeaking down the admirable laws which | °Ut as fast as possible. Racey: we Wor shta-andin’ in Statchury | marked Senator Sorghum with pensive | (he, DIGEeS pat will be found beneficial. It will be all right | uphold the civil service,” observed a gen- ine te curtain les -— ea then, one dae pewete) eine a phwhat | sadness, “that republics are ungrateful. * ° = Se ae skiomed a cle tat Hess 8 5 ica © Manager, white and scared, came oui ey hed so mutch chu-in’ dthe rag over a am . — i" they are Soe EE be te see tleman who conducts a rather’ extensive | and announced that the acter had gone |a phwolle ago, an’ jist overtignt we wae ns oe cane eens ie aaah oe own A Molded Destiny. Do Not Discuss Irritating Little Sub- dinner. This kind of food will cost less | Mil business furnishing information end crazy over the loss of his wife, and that | dth’ "illigintest gur’rl ye iver laid yer two | min ¢ more you do for them the more Under the spreading chestnut tree jects at the Dinner Table. avy mieatte and will do | Pointers to candidates for civil service ex- | thank® to the presence of mind of the stage | Oise an. Oi sez to Rooney, sez Oi, luk at they want you to do, ill blacksmith stood. From the Boston Herald. re spring fever than anything | amination’, “it is noné the tésd tfue that] CérPenter, that gentleman had hurried un- | dthot Buty, sez OL, Ink aC dthe oe we snoe CRS IS | i SS Why is it that in most households th Re ee ere ae care nai toine | Suaeeatione general impression outside of |2¢", the stage and pulled the trap on|an’ dthe soize iv ‘er, sez Ol, luk at dthe ten your best efforts | “This trade 18 pretty fair,” quoth he, ae useholds the will be well enough to use apothecary shop | this city that the civil pee laws will be | Which, fortunately, the crazy man stood. | lips Iv ‘er an’ dthe’ hips Iv ‘en toy Ol, So nisconpermed “But I'd have it understood Suoe Rabie bones eae, eae Inedicmes in case the green things fail. but | extensively amended, if not abrogated. | The fall had rendered him helpless, and he | Millia Murther! Rooney, sez Ol, bud she's cnet Bae BED] phat it Ancem’t ait ime Mo, sacs? er ee oehss ore ~ its ‘members? pote a) ee thik ‘Pei Tat -too good” robably because this is the only meal of stituents has deen the day when tne entire family meet to- gether, each one feels it a duty to air a few personal grievances in order to seek consolation from the others. “I don’t want to injure the book can- | was. Our specialty was to prepare candi. | Pl said the elderly man with an air of bar ein seen poral avery er awant its business, for I am famale sex Icike dthot foor,” sez he, “dthot lows have hard enough lives as it is,” gur-rl is wan iv uz,” sez he. a department clerk to a Star repor ‘Wan lv uz, sez Oi, back to Rooney; OI'm criticising my atti. | He cast his anvil forth and smote tude on the tariff.” A punching bag instead; ‘In what respect?” | He studied carefully and wrote wHe says | 'm | with ink a bright, bright red. ure these fel- | dates by exercises through the mail, which | Pride, and the proof was accepted. enabled them to grasp the situation, as it Were, and gave them some insight of what BY MARRIAGE. was necessary to pass an examination, Out of deference to digestion, if for no wrong in wanting to a As champion soon in line he came, with a | other reason, dinner table conversation mae is Sivas 2 s dom shure she's not iv me, sez Ol, tax works of art. I am convinced that itis a poor inv and we are vain enough to claim that it| Relationship Which Did Not Prevent abe OUHev (somethin: pele te ee “Is See bonne to brass band at the head. should be of the spiciest, but this fact is ment for many department clerks to in- | has helped many in passing examinations. a Man From Getting Work. Vantin’ roun’ heer, sez Oi.” vest in expensive encyclcpaedias and hocks | It is conducted on the same plan as prepar- s Kk?” ee cOf course he isn’t. | No more to him in accents grand He doesn't pay any| A band will sing his lay; “Wull, sez Qi, iv she’s in dthe thir-rd taxes to speak of and| But his name is known throughout the house, sez Ol, dthat.settles id, sez Oi, and does scarcely any an ho’ an’ land yez kin cou me, horse, fut an’ dhra-| work at all in a campaign. But those who ; goons, sez Oi, ;Ol'd go thru fire an’ wather | have the least right to talk on a subject | And he has the cash to pay, . Ulive in dthe wan house wid dthat gur-ri, | always seem to have the most to say. He] And a good press agent’s better than a = Eeclopace are | in& candidates for admission to the col-| “Before I got into the government ser- Sere rat cee nie clty wiBeres there: are F iipen <uutian! Uhetentoun tine onl ice aireamiarnca a treasury clerk, “I was Tost enthusiastic students formerly now | emplofed as a kind of general manager for partment building, which can | write us that we need not sead,them any ; jas tha a lumber company in the mountains of ee | Sete earner Gee a ee Ol VIII earth Carolfnaal Onaiioe lane vespeciat iets was to look after a saw mill the company “Aw, ye gom, sez Rooney, Oi mane she’s lost sight of in the general desire for every- in dthe thir-rd; house,” sez he. body, from papa down to the youngsters, to serve up only those topics which have marred, rather than made the day's happl- ness. ° Hardly has the man of the house finished his carving duties before he falls into an full set in ever be con: ar econom: of all of the encyclopaedias handy 11 our in the d: 7 the average clerk, es- | S€fvice examinations will..be soon done lives around in rented rooms, | $™8¥_,With. I find that this feeling is stronger in the large cities than-in the sez Oi.” : sits NEnkoIr ep asi ee a i ee animated financial discussion with his wife. yall up ia the hills, suid ee i 2. | shu elf up and spends his time paint- poet any: day. Household expenses are rehashed, pills to own expensive encyclopaedias, even if | towns or in the couniry Beg eet oy Fae ae eae eee hure dthere’s odthers iv dthe same] ing pictures and then expects to tell how * grumbled over and the cost of living re- oe EORtEAY De * came necessary to have a mn in an emer-| moind, sex Ragney,,an’ dthot no dhrame, | the country ought to be run.” ** calculated with tedious regularity. i aaa “President. Cleveland ‘haa gency. There was no one near to respond | sez he, dtheres lasins an’ laveins iv dthe| “Did you convince him that he was mis- Extreme Delicacy. Motes, In te pane ee ee Soe pe tories ene en on creme aes (ans | AMTOYINg eel cnet call” “aoe eaeke Vonereeh CRS gang | same koind, sez he. taken?” childrer it is somewhat | amount of frankness in his make up, as arting expensive | well as bulldog tenaeity in sticking to the © to another, as | from the river where the extra man was wanted if he could find help.” “I reckon I kin, cap.,”” he responded, in the indefinite manner of the mountaineer. “Who is it?” “‘Jeemes Martin I reckon'll come ef he knowed he’s needed.” “ ‘How far away does he live “ “Two mile’n a half, I reckon.’ “‘Is he a good, reliable man? De you know him?" “I reckon I do, cap.,’ he said, hesitating- ly. ‘You see he’s kinder sorter kin to me y marridge.” : vay! ood-natured SA Ce ree ee iis Been Casey. 1. wel| "Hei didnit, avers (word toisay, whens t}|| somes Wino leave leon Boo vetured shpint a few bours.walkin’ roun’ dthe ma-| got through. I walked right into the mid- | Was in a particularly gl 3 arrble flags an’ Rooney towld me, , | dle of the argument and told him he ought | remarked: “dhtot neerly ivry judther’s son we met | to be ashamed of himself to want to bring “TI closed a first-rate deal yesterday; sold sche aauante, turd house, wid plinty tv | all these foreign-painted pictures over here | a piece of property at a big advance on the Gthe dauthers, 400,” :sez he. jn competition with: cur home manufac. | Ct inal prica-dmever should have bought “Bud Casey, gez Ol, d’ye mane t’tell me, | tures. Haven't we got the paint? Haven't | 0Tisinal price. Fas Sci ars sez Ol, dthot :y’ intind t’go roun’ in yer] we got the brushes? And haven't we got | it in the first place, if it Sree oe besht close ivry day, an’ do no wurruk at | the canvas and the cigar-box lids and the | the fancy my wife took to it. I tell you it’s awl, at awl? seu OL Ugrns and all the other things that pictures | always a good idea to get your wife's ad? ee facated mon titaich, me bouchal,”’ } are customarily put onto? Then what un-| vive about any Daxiness (yon snty Baye Gn sez Casey, “bud O1'ld tell ye dthis mutch,” | der the sun is the use of going to Europe sez he, ‘whiniver dthere’s annythin’ an | for picture-painting? That's the way 1 | hand listening ear her domestic woes. The 8 errors below stairs are minutely re- corded. She sighs over Bridget's butter waste, declares that the bujcher’s indif- ference to her order is becoming intoler- able, and so on. Then the small boy (poor little target for family flaw picking) comes in for his share of criticism. His failures at school are re- lentlessly raked up and all sorts of pun- ishments threatened unless there is speedy reform. If there are guests present thi any lines he had laid out to follow, and he gave ai a bees re the | Xbibitfions of one or the other very fre- who own such books to | @ently,” observed a prominent. .western rooms, rather than | ™an to a Star reporter. “I remember once ut th s, te { bad a fore’ of this several summ ptatior, ee i. | United States district attorney iu southern ‘ago | California. A lot of fellows did not like the When the Knox storage ware rooms were | Bominee, and they fought his confirmation by fire, as well as thelr contents. | very hard, but the nomination was con. a reread train geing cut on the oc-} he nominated a man for the position of tat of firmed, and the district attorney entered ; fe the inner circle is, for courtesy’s sake, dthe boor-rdx’’ sez he, “Rooney ‘ill get his | put the question to him.” replied Mr. Meekton; “I have al- given a less personal flavor, but only then, imore and | won the di Rot his date ch “"Is that so? retaner,” sem he, “‘an’.O1'll get me stoipind,| “Did he make any reply?” ways thought It was a good idea where it ts | Gooa cheer and plenty of se" je tot es of other | UP Sate ace are ns | ececWWellsicapls 1D reckons youl culduticegs | aveumaneumen ort ee an-| “He said something about its being a mis- happened to re- | Y€F¥ much the many hard things that were at hire two seis of eral (th zackly call it kin, mebbe; it’s ruther sorter connected. You see Jeemes’s fust wife got a@ divorce frum him and I married her. practicable.” motio of the a odther dhrop to wash dthot down, an’ O/'ll | fortune for this country to be deprived of said about him, but Intended to show by bid ye gud noight,” sez he. the many old masters that might be| “Oh—Isee. You are facetious. ry his conduct that injustice had been done You mean expen- brought over under more liberal arrange- | that a man may be unmarried. . A Dead Fi viel’ bad cost me in | him, and that he was fitted in every way | Don't that make me an’ Jeemes some kind A Story of Tamagno. ments. But I silenced him when I told PGS tea iad tod abot ed From the Indianapolis Journal. ‘rise three otner | to perform the duties of his.posttion. He | UV relation er other” ” him that what I proposed to do was to| ‘Don't you ask Pct aae aaa “This is the most cruel yet,” wailed the men im the car adini that they had | wrote to Ned Curtis, since deed ae wos ee From the United States Tobacco Journal. encourage the business by keeping out for- T used ee seg eal tihng Gauus aack : Prexed in ine zame kunt of luck, one of | a managing democratic politician from Gat A New Definition. Several years ago, about ten, when the elzniesinpeltion: 50 that in'a few years\we Pion ames P aiaioea ohne! dette eg lars worth ot eos eee hundred dol- | fornia, and who was supposed to be special. tenor Tamagno was down in Chile, a] ¥uld be turning out old masters just as oO Ing 1 Kk th What 1s?” asked the common-sense per- the same | ly influential with President Cleveland, that een ena eer ate sreOLeaenias hi Europe ever dared to. ‘7 S B : ropped in to smoke a fer carting ths hooks ukmnul wa eet ted, of | he wanted him (Curtis) to thank the Presi | ve came to his office with a sniffing cold | wealthy young woman made him a gor- tied him. “He sald there wasnt any. more aE ee ey eat yen eek ae se tniadoeeriaesse, se gee oy carting books s chag. Stored j dent for the honor of the nomination and | in his head, and the first letter he dictated | geous present. It was a gold cigarette | eit I ee ee eet ee “The Gabbock says I do not exhibit a them, when they hari Pith “20ms | to add that there would be no doubt but | was to his wife at home—a delight, by the | case literally incrusted on both sides with * ee es ee ‘about | Single stigma of degeneration.” thes ees See — mene | that he would do the right thing regardless way, he indulged in every day, whatever | diamonds, his initials beng formed on one Parise a business for fear of having my motives - — + ee is as far as encyclopiedlias are concerned, | Said ead ein nee that Be felamers hed | may be sald of congressmen in general—| aide with emeralds, hecs on the other with Amiens tects erica toe misconstrued. You see, Henrietta has been | _If you want anything, try an ad. in Tha there is tess ri Tee theo nershin of | ing his earnestness he wrote out his resig- | in which he told her that owing to the fact | rubles. It was, perhaps, the most costly ap in any other city studying law, and if I were to ask ber ad- From the boughs that long were kare, vice she might think I was trying to take Whose dead foliage rustled dryly, advantage of our relationship to get some- Tamagno is a tremendously big fellow Withered hopes, still clinging here, thing for notain, with @ chest like that of Bob Fitzsimmons | Southern wins See oureernine, and a voice like that of the Bull of Bashan. De Ca eee He is said to be a most frugal creature, | That is blossoming and wreathing Whetner oz not he reciprocated the Chilean | Over Jack and Mollie's farm. lady's passion I don’t know; possibly he didn’t, Yor all great tenors are cold. At| White the sunlit roadway gl!mmers, any rate he left Chile at the end of his sea-| Tiny gems in myriads gleam; Star. If anybody has what you wi will get an answer. you nation, which he sent to Curtis, adding that | that he had slept the night before in a he desired him hand it to the President to| draught and the wind had blown through hold, with permission to file it the moment he ever heard that big performance of the | "!S pene: se eae Couey ay meaty ee duties of his office were not as clear as a| Vere cold. The word “pajamas” was a new re : . crystel. Curtis called upon the President | ON¢ for the typewriter, and he stalled at 1t. We think we will make a scarcity of | the next day ana spoke to him about the | How do you spell that word, sir?” he in- this season is over,” | matter, saying that the official was as | Tired = Said one of the poundmaster’s assistants, | Straight as a string and would show a good Made oe aa SA “and al eae ! record, being sure that there would be no | tive slowly, and adde ‘and al we are far ahead of any have to write it before spring raid ever before made. The dea, | Violation of the confidence of the President. | Ba A a mates Bose baete « 1088 | Incidentally he mentioned the resignation, oo ore elgarette case cf its kind ever manu- in mar factured. of the de- Dreadful Disappointment. consult From Flicgeude Blatter, * * Mr. Dolan Points 8 Moral. “Micky!” said Mr. Dolan to his son, sharply, “c’mere ty m The boy hung back apprehensively, and his father exclaimed: “Don't be actin’ Vagrant dogs bef “Didn't you ever. a ian ee aii sop, and when next he appeared there the |-Neath the bridge of planks there shimmers | loike ye wor afraid av me! There's no es usual are of the cur family, with now | saying that it could be filed wheneren ors n that case, I'll bet you a dollar you|jady was married and the mother of a Pangulalysiblerine cise greater reproach till and then some weli bred dog who has been | slightest hint ever reached ‘Washington Cp ea ee ane sitated, “but 1| #0 of Young Chileans. He had kept the ee Sear turned out to look about for himself, old | that the office was not carried on in the don't bet, sir,”” he hesitated, “but : @ parent than havin’ cigarette case, however; carried it always | And a water snake is vasking, a son afraid av ‘im, with him in the upper left pocket of his Confident that none will harm; an’ Ol give ye fair All make free without the asking warnin’, there’s noth- age having rendered him inary dog purpose dog is in his -bree¢ = KS guess I know what it means.” i “It's French for whiskers,” and the rep- waistcoat. The commoner a The lady who gave him the cigarette case addressed to me,’ taking it. Curtis an- lie’: . in’ Oi'd lick yez fur ng the easier he 1s | swered that it was. “There are no condi-| Tesentative, in the kindness of his heart, | hocame a widow a year or #0 fagovand last}, mere at Jack end Mollie's farm. quicker!” caught. A well bred dog is rarely netted | tions about me,’ the President replied, and pratted preety) ae oe ghe, young man he | February was in Rome. So was Tamagno. Sheltering boughs aav> spread and height- 8 ‘Thus encouraged, by our people for the reasen that he | Marking across the paper ‘Department of | had guessed Sere Bree me: It is sald they came upon each other at ‘ smells a m fey : Justice’ threw it in his basket. In less than - ST s = it were, and éludes us. | sn nour the resignation was refered fi tre The Antiquity of May. mnere seems to be a telegraph arrangement | regular way to the Department of dustise, | From Science between members of the dog family and if | and a half hour afterward a telegram was : 5 rarely use the term we fail to catch a dog after having given | sent the district attorney, informing him to| OU seologists uy - ened : Micky approached, Where the ivy’s tresses fall; and Mr. Dolan reach- Year by year its clutch has tightened i ed into his pocket As it hugs the old stone wall. a \ e and drew out a W- Flowers grow in smiling splendor, / cent piece. For a rugged, tireless arm f “Take thot,” he etto was broken off short. She said in her | Toward these things is kind and tender, I said, “‘an’ go till the sentimental fashion that it was the tenor’s Out at Jack and Moltie’s farm. \ theayter. Tell ’em hard heart. But it wasn't, it was the y yez wanty see the guardian cigarette case. Jack and Mollie, Jack and Mollie, play called ‘Carmen,’ : an’ make sure ye give up yer money a carnival pall on the eve of last Ash Wed- nesday. Mighty few words were spoken. The lady drew out a stiletto and promptly made a lunge at the tenors heart. Her blow struck something hard and the stil- i ees his great surprise and disgust that his | “quaternary.” By European writers it is e se, he is beu son ‘a - jor olor tages ERE ee re out | resignation ‘was “accepted. hes talinwing | undesstsoa- tov mean the period whtenr tore on a raid for them, and in a few minutes | day his successor was nominated and as | jowed the Tertiary, and includes the pres- dogs are powerfully scarce. On Tu-sday | actor ne atta ee ent time. Archaeologically it 1s divided last our ‘on b to we ve nk, A ManEne ioe eee on Mth | Sndeed so frank that he Js.eunehe = into two epochs, the older including the to be very pler “The last ten cents! What am I to do? Shall I buy something for myself or for my dog?— —+—_+e- ____ From your nook so far away, A Serious Love Spell. You may watch the world of folly, y in that neighborhood, ee KKK pre-glacial, the glacial and the post-glacial 2 Fleeting madly, day by day. : fur nothin’ else.” From the Norwich (N. Y.) Telegraph. esc: ang 5 ” * Sapp ree athe re i “ ages, all characterized by a chipped-stone Over you the years descending ‘Oi Vought,” remarked Mr. Rafferty, who they were it looked as it we wo rar Bean fri ce ares ewes mane ao - industry; the latter beginning with the CE EE ie owls Lightly fall without alarm, had observed the incident with silent as- large catch. Our nets were first thrown | DS lfelong friends, “would have taken a} neoiithie cuiture and continuing till now. Sone cain eee Radiant still v.d softly blending, tenishment, “be the enthusiasm ye wor out for a half blind mongrel that hangs | ™0Fre censpicuous position in life had he} ‘prof. Gabriel de Mortillet, in the Revue She has such a fair chique, Like the twilight o’er the farm. showin’ thot ‘Shamus O’Brien’ wor come about a livery stable up that We | pushed himself as some others do, or al-| Mensuelle, of the Paris School ef Anthro- It is really a Joy to be nhotr. * _ * * “Av course. Fur a play give me ‘Shamus iciene re siaheees iowa, ae ane Extenuating Circumstances. O'Brien.’ But yez can’t draw any compar'- And of all of her beaux The head bookkeeper looked up every | scns bechune the two, owin’ till the fact 1 amr certain she sheaux | thot ‘Carmen’ is no play, but a drayma. She likes me the best al: the whaisle. pow eemey nem Stine civek, and atitast 261 (Sra wcereeit cain befoor thot the stage ein He do be a gre't educator, but till Ol wint ty “This is the third time that man has| see thot play an a litograp ticket whien been behird hand in getting to the office | Casey, the conthracter, gev me, O1 nivver " - | arpreciat iow much av a lsson it cou! peta ORE NC a | beg ree en ecomen learnt befoor pie wor thot a landlord would be shtrongly He's a very efficient employe in some'l timpted to foreclose the mortgage if the respects,” observed the proprietor. eccupant av the land had a handsome failed to catch him, but just the dog managed to let all dog kird in neighbi business, a there for a cc | ty town ag’in. ‘Thot wor a foine play.” ways acceded to the wishes of his. frien pology (January 15), succinctly explains These osseased considerabie | these divisions and sets forth with his usual pa nove that we were Gubitde | occee ee ese eee onainer abe | Tearneset the atrpical, icrodinioe ae though we hung around | ©>@ttive ability from thermanner in whicli | fauna which characterize them. He has ple of hours such a thing | he often handled crowds, but few .were |.found no reason materially to modify the as a dog cou not be seen. The People who will complain of vagran > dogs to get out of our Fr charge in the forties. He was a we put fn ‘an able-bodied boy then and an able assistant ts eerenee re recent date than ure them. us to assign a more rec e eee cs to his father, and the larger portiomaf -his | 230,000 years ago. ‘sight is much better than our | life havirg been spent outdoors, he main- foresigh: remarked a posed very str same | aware that his first ex dogs | was h the! e tof Hence in this line | opinions he advanced in ‘his eariler works, il, of which his father was in| and still maintains that a careful study of Peril soci oe Stout, | the geological data bearing on the ques- ; | tion of the antiquity of man does not allow Last Sanday she wore a new sacque, Low cut at the front and the bacque, And a lovely boug Worn in such a cute wuet ‘Ab only few girls have the knacque. Some day, ere she grows too antique, In marriage her hand I shail sique; If she's not g coquette. os They Go Togethe ntleman who op- | tained vigorous health all his Ife. “Come in. Thank goodness! It's the letter ly the idea of hav “It would surprise you,” he continued, | From Life. 9 ier.— Which‘ I'd gréatly regructt “Yes; when he once gets started he works | daughter who insisted an marryin’ the | ©? She shall ‘ny six dollars a wique. ae a || fey thot suag songs an’ went huntin-. parks along Pennsylvania avenue. u “if I should say that, had he been of light- rar very well. stands on March er weight, he would have made a face When Casey gev me the ticket an’ “I have noticed that he very trequently.| the play wor ‘Carmen’ Ol esked an cay lingers after business hours. tions, trough fear av exposin’ my ignor- “That's ancther of his characteristics.” — Oi ative On koentes pe : The proprietor looked thoughtful for a,j the rayson that Oi t'ou; eam gee quietly as posdiblé, Put his shoes were not | sew minutes wed thon cari vemeceaite ‘twor a workin'man’s play, though Ol wer n re ante: < wpa te divided in me guess as ty whether it had padded and they made some noise. 12, Suess We'll have to be a litte lenient] Civcrence ty west eae Mem ee rote He had just reached the door of the bed | with Fim and see If he doesn’t improve. | Titerence ty, street-car plane ant Renee room’ when he-heard some one moving in | He's an example of what early training:| $hgincers.. Ol tuck me place, min singer: will do. There’s nothing that will stick the bed, as if about to get up, and he : . vel] Tusic. bonnes 5 to.® man like habit,'and we'll have tO givell ™"Thots somethin’ Ol mivver-infys” tm: . rf im a little time.” . She: cound of ¢ weman's voice floated to | “But I don't see how anything cin ac] *ifected Mr. Rafferty. nis Weare: count for this peculiar style of delin--| or aon't tolke ty see o man playin’ nine “If you don't.take off your boots when | quency.’ inshtrument except a dhrum, where he you come intoJthis house,” it said, “there's It was a mystery to me for a long, time.i| yin trow some guscle inty’ what he's Rolng to be tuble and @ whole lot of it. | But I made some inquiries and giscovered | 1" Here it's eae three hours and ecestite bout his past life’ that ex-jl" “Rorerty, it's unraysonable ye are. you dare to tramp Over my carpets with | plains it.’ Ww hi s sic or not hi: "in your muddy boots of. Go down stairs and | “Did he get, into the way of staying up,| Whether ! cages ws. we take them offthis “minute.” late at night?” »,| same as wid bricklayin’ or howldin’ office Ho Wont-dodn “sulirs without!'a: word, || (No. He:used tobe a base bell _phtver."{ Svat cimer thine’ mal woken av people but he didn’t take off his boots. Instead, Most of them are very careful in their | 2t, .inty the business, Me daughter Nellie he went strateht out into the night again, | habits, as a matter of business. ‘| hov it shtraight from the school book thot and the “pal! who wus waiting for him; “That is true. But he used to play on) Nevo played the fiddle, bad luck till ’im, an* saw a tear glisten in his eye. Heel Ee Ese aan Rot #0 accubl| Said thonmee Sellereon, anaes epee tin, “I can’t rob that house,” he said. “It re- | tomed to being last that it "is arm!” minds ‘me of home.” years to get over the tendency “Oi'll say io more,” replied Mr. Rafferty. ——— ee ae “Push up aS curtain 5 an’ go ahead. ae. the Mental Science, drayma, fur Oi'm curious ty hear about the — east ai vipalbetion: | thrabblé an the railroad. “I want to take the first opportunity to} “Oj found Oi wor mistaken. ‘Carmen’ introduce you to my friend, the general,”!| wor the name av a girl. She worked In a . Stilwell. “He is a puff cigarette factory. come a young pire ery ua |p me a ge eee ed man and ve'y excellent company. lookin’ chap he wor, nate. healthy, sober “I thank yoh exceedingly foh yoh -polite’) an" polite as-they make om.” : . intentions,” replied Major Mott, “and it’s a shame thim fellys only get thir- aparece ere Soe 2 nes never be | hope you will not misconstrue my meéaning’] teen dollars a month,” commented Mr. Raf- 8! were ni for ir mothers worry- | ferty. ing about them.’ when I say that I do not care to songs “This young one wor ambitious an’ fever in an or- | eral!” : '| voided he attinded “| “A statement Uke that, suh,” returned ' regret ty say, he It Made Him Homesick. From the Chicagni Posts The burglarthad tntered the house as o z = soa rider. 1 have seen him ride seferal races, ake & sumer’ of others, ¥ thought! this)| irins cateoere rs the toot of 1th, dullding of stands on the parks would do | street southwest up that street tat oe avenue and 7th stmeet (0 city them gr at injury and lost no oppor! so. It fs just ¢ the stands were removed, a fs no mere trac } t office, above EB street. Jim Purp hicey 4 today there | Was his competitor and “ach carried tne | dispatches frem the southern cities from the mail beats to the télegraph office. In those days lines had been built northward 1, than if the parks were never | from Washingion, but not a yard was So used. It is remarkable how quickly they | Strung south of here. Pymphrey and Ball have res grass. if the walking on it w the construct the lumpy £ I remember of the White Mansion, of them, as far as the | condition of the grass and shrubbery {3 ccne med their neat appearance. The | “ef employed by rival Baltimore paper : : Z and, mounted on fleet horses, would meet aything, has been improved by | the mail boats. When the dispatches were ich w necessary in | thrown off they caught them and the race It removed | would be on. Off they would 89, the start d last season, | being the sigral for cheering, which would m made to the use | be taken up by the crowds who gathered at of the Exceutive | poiats on the route, and as-eme would skip » when the na- | Up to the telegraph office, over the post of there; aguin, | fice, cheers greeted the witther. 1 when the idea | “The soul of honor was Mr. Bail,” the tents of the | Said his old friend in conclusion. “Why, ater, when | though a therough Jacksonian democrat when h ‘as in the counctts? Mayor Bowen, his dt epperent in polities, placed just as much confidence In hinias he did in his m confident they will all agree | Warmest political friend, and when, doubt. t it did the grass good instead | ful of the justice of a measure, an assur- of harm. I was struck with horror a few | ance that Mr. Ball fa Years ago when it was even suggested that | the mayor a supporter of it.) When Me the circus companies should be allowed to | Bowen doubted the integrity of some of-he pitch their tents in the White Lot. I um | party on the justice of a measure sughesten Row convinced that the use of the lot for | PY his political friends Mr. Ball's sooltion the circuses would be approved by tie peo- | Would have its weight and fix his tootee ple. It would certainly be more conveni- 4 — for og — their children than to ave to take them to the lots in the sub- urbs of the city and pay as much for car | 27m Life. ‘ fares as it takes to buy admission tickets | _Darkside—"T see one of sour-wa¥shipa 1 to the circus. I don’t know that the circus | doomed.” ‘ folks are trying to secure the White Lot| Fenilworth—“How’s thatr>*""" for thts season, but if they are I am willing | “She's been ordered to sea.”* ion of th the tempest that ws Was started Grand Army the Ch posed to one examin now and I pro- Let any » grass in the White Lot vored it at oncgwmade From Lifé, Enthusiast—‘‘All disease comes from the fear of it. oes Impending Disaster, 4. “Oh, they are surrounded by an atmos-: - Member of the A. and H. Artillery Co. of Boston—-“Now, my boy, if we should see the enemy, what would you do, follow me or run?” “I would do both.” “Yes, I see. Then please account for a |™an to whom you allude as ‘the = of scarlet recent ep phan asylum.” ne cases out of ten there will be no| This impression i: gene! was then waiting at the stage door to be | a dhram % ae et 3 r be Féducedl" our Busivessine tioieerg ee contl| takenlaway byltierauthon ties Whisht! bad luk to yez," sez Rooney, ae a three months more than one-half what it| “Which proves what I said in the first | wid a grin an’ ‘im lak dth’ ould baboon 1