Evening Star Newspaper, February 13, 1896, Page 11

The Evening Star’s Almanac for ’96 contains 416 pages of solid reading matter! - Tells all about . the local government, making it of special interest to every citizen of the District. Contains more information than any other Almanac printed. You need it for reference every day. A mine of useful facts worth their weight in gold) Get it from any newsdealer, orat ~ The Star. Office, 25¢. per copy. THE EVENING STAR, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1896-TWELVE PAGES. Bright Byes, |'" °° a clear skin, a clear head, a clear system—follow the use of. Carlsbad Sprudel Salt. Bhg Partly because of its cleansing, purifying action upon the blood, and because of its solvent, strengthening, stimulating action upon the liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels. It brings them back to a healthy, natural condition in a natural way. Habitual constipation, biliousness, loss of appetite, defective nutrition, dyspepsia—every one of these has a time-tried remedy in the Carlsbad Sprudel Salt. It is the actual water of the Sprudel Spring, solidified and put into powder form ori the spot. For chronic catarrh of the stomach and other stomachic diseases, use the imported Carlsbad Sprudel Water, and add a small dose of the Carls- bad Sprudel Salt to a tumblerful of the water whenever a laxative action is desired. Do not be imposed upon by un- scrupulous dealers, who will sell you a mixture of Seidlitz Powder or Glauber Salt as “Improved Carlsbad Salt” or “Artificial Carlsbad Salt,” “German Salt,” or under other names. Insist upon the genuine article, which must bear the seal of the city of Carlsbad, and the signature of “EISNER & MENDELSON CO., Sole Agents, New York,” on every bottle. AN ENGLISH VIEW. A Wife's Experience in Getting Money From Her Husband. From the London Queen. . None but housekeepers know how very little of their money is really spent on themselves. Most certainly every wife should have her private purse, for, as a wretched woman said only the other day, “I would rather go without dinner for a week, or a dress for a year, than go to my husband on Saturday morning with the books. He is ‘always wanting extra deli- cacies at table, and then grumbling be- cause the butcher's bill is £1 19s 6d this week when it was only £1 lls 4d last week. I vainly remind him he insisted on having sweetbreads on Tuesday and fillet on Fri- cay, and that that has made the difference; but he cannot, or will not see it, and grumbles and haggles until he makes me quite ill, and then he pays the books, leav- ing me with a few shillings for ‘current expenses’ till the next Saturday. He order- ed some wood the other day for which 5s had to be paid at the door. He forgot to leave me the money, and when cook brought the bill I had to own I had not got 5s, and to borrow that sum from her. Oh, the humiliation of it!” And her eyes filled 's as she spoke. That man's in- > probably £800 or £000 a year, and ris wife has to borrow 5s from her own servant to pay for firewood! Such a husband ought to be ashamed of himself—he degrades himself, he lowers end harasses his wife. Let him go serious- ly into the subject of his income, decide how it is to be portioned off, hand the wife over her monthiy allowance, and never dis- cuss a bill or a butcher with her again. It is to her interest to do her best, and she is certain to do it, will be made ly. CASE OF A GUM CHEWER. The Judge Was Unable to Find a Law That Was Applicable. Inter-Ocean, “Mary, the Gum Chewer,” is abroad in the land and the female seminary girl will now have to give up the medal to this new womar with the untiring maxillary. Mary’s full name has a musical ring. “Mary May Maloney" was the way it was written on Justice Richardson's docket yesterday morning, Mary having been arrested dur- ing the night for disorderly conduct. Officer Shurbert, who made the arrest, asserted that gfary’s gum chewing was be- coming a source of annoyance to the police force from the fact that she chewed in public so ferociously and incessantly as to attract large crowds. Sunday night, the officer asserted, Mary stood near the corner of Harrison and State streets manipulating a generous quantity of tolu and the people on their way to the theaters stopped short at sight of her. Many of them,” declared the officer, “involuntarily worked their: jaws in sym- pathy and with that same magnetic power exercised by the pied-piper of Hamlin town over the village children, Mary Maloney held her subjects in a spell.’” “Well,” said Justice Richardson, when the officer had finished, “I see nothing in the statute about gum, and I can’t hang this woman for witcheraft, so what am I going to do?” A consultation was held between Prose- cuter Thompson and the court, which re- sulted in the dismissal of “Mary, the Gum Chewe: .—_—- - +06 —__ On Interviewing. From the National Review. : If it is worth the while of a public man to grant an interview at all, it is certainly worth his while that it should be done well, and it can only be done well if he con- descends to step down from his pedestal and co-operate almost en collegue with the interviewer. In the first place, the inter- viewer, who has had a large experience in his craft, is a specialist. He is more likely tran the interviewee to understand the con- ditions which go to the construction of a successful interview, and therefore he should be allowed a tolerably free hand as regards form and arrangement. Personal- ly, of course, I always take stock as rap- idly as I can of the interviewee ang consult tis humor in everything. After all, he is the person most intimately concerned with the success of the joint production, as it is his name with which the public is concern- ed, and not that of the interviewer, who is almost invariably anonymous. I am always in his debt for the conces- sion of the intervi: and if he wishes it he must be largely master of its manner. I am only suggesting that the wisest plan, after the original act of gracious conde- scension has been committed, w, that you are a Jupiter and the other man a black beetle. Don’t imagine that he is necessar- ily unconversant with affairs, political or literary. LICE TOILS Saved From the Rain by Getting Ar- rested. Cases in the Police Court This Morn- img and the Sentences Im- \ posed by the Judge. Judge Kimball has not an ear for all kinds of music, and he frankly says so. Street musicians in the vicinity of the court during the sessions are not wanted, nor does he want any brass bands in the build- ing. Caterer Baker's coffee cupg served the Purposes of brass instruments in the cell, so far as a colored child incarcerated there was concerned, and while the child may have enjoyed its particular kind of music, the judge did not. The child was only about two years old, but she was unfortunate erough to be the daughter of a woman who had been arrested and locked up for some trivial infraction of the law, and the police had allowed ner to take the child with her. The infant did not save the mother from the imposition of the penalty provided by Jaw, and the little one, who had played “Annie Rooney” or some other popular air on the stove with the coffee cups, is now living on the farm. “Not much in this morning’s lot,” re- marked Policeman Flynn, as he looked over the party of eighteen of the court's guests, ‘Ain't there much?” came the voice of a colored patron of cheap saloons on 7th street. ‘‘What's the matter with me? I'm here, and I’m as much as anybody in this world, if I do drink corn whisky in your neighborhood.” “Listen, now,” said an old colored man, whose appearance in the toils was no fault of his own. ‘Jes’ listen at what he’s say- in’. Young men in dese days am mighty fast, and if dey don’t drink whisky an’ take things from other people, why, dey ain't men.” . “Anybody sick this morning?’ was the Way the policeman ended the discussion. This caused a general laugh among the prisoners, who had enjoyed the hot coffee and solid food handed them through the bars, and they felt as well, if not better, than those of their class who were out in the rain, some of whom, no doubt, would gladly have accepted the prison breakfast. ““This way.” said the officer when the cell doors had been thrown wide open, and the procession moved into Judge Kimball's court and awaited the arrival of the judge. Procession Led Off. Sam Harris and Robert Parker, colored men, appeared at the rail and sald “not guilty’’ when arraigned for disorderly con- duct. “They were near 7th and N streets last night about 12 o'clock,” said Policeman Ellis. “They were in a dispute and had been drinking. I heard them use bad language, and when they got in Blagden’s alley I ar- rested them.” “Did you hear both men use profanity?” the court asked. “Yes, sir,” answered the officer. The prisoners denied the charge, but Po- liceman Cleveland said he heard the bad language, and the usual fine was imposed. Five white men, alleged tramps, whose ap- pearance showed that they had been on the read some time, appeared under the names of Joseph Brown, John Anderson, Martin Termeer, John Daley and James Butler and were charged with vagrancy. “These five men came to the second pre- cinet last night,” said an officer, “and want- ed lodging. One of them said he had just reached the city, but he had a lodging ticket on him.” “And I had found it on the street,” inter- rupted the particular prisoner. The prisoners, the officer explained, were unable to give guod accounts of themselves and he locked them up. Because of the condition of the weather the strangers were not very enthusiastic in their pleas for liberty. “I'll leave town today, If you let me go,” said one man. The one who had the lodging ticket also expressed a desire to be turned out in the rain, but the others had nothing to say. Judge Kimball said, “Ten days each.” Had a Cont. George Winston, a yeung colored man, was arrested as a suspicious character be- cause he was seen on the street by Precinct Detective Barnes with an old coat in his possession. “When I arrested him he said a lady gave him the coat,” explained the officer. “At first he said the lady called him to her house and then he said he met her on the street.’” “Then you want him held until you can investigate his possession of the coat?” in- quired the court. The prisoner was committed. “Guilty,” responded John Gregory, when arraigned for cisorderly conduct, and the usual fine was imposed. George Gibson, a young colored man who did not say where he lived, was in the toils as a suspicious person because Watch- man Rupple had found him in the railroad freight yard on Maryland avenue. He found him there last night about 12 o'clock, and he had a bag in his hand. “Coal and potatoes have been stolen from there recently,” said the watchman, “and I arrested him.” When Gibson was put on the stand he tried to make a good defense, but failed. “I just got here yesterday,” he said, “and was on my way to see my sister in Fight- ing alley.” “Where's your home?” “My father lives on 12th street.” Although George said he had just reached the city, before he left the stand he said he had been working here in a stone yard for three weeks. Judge Kimball concluded that George was a good man to lock up, and gavé him one month on the farm. Mary West, colored, who had been ar- rested on 13% street for being disorderly, admitted her guilt, and was sent down in default of the usual fine. George W. Smith, colored, followed a band of music last night and got in trouble. “It was reported to me that he had a pistol,”’ said the officer, “and was frighten- ing people on the street. I arrested him and found that he had un old broken pis- tel, which would not shoot.” “IT guess I'm guilty, but I don’t remem- ber,”” was his plea. He had been drifiking. “You -are fortunate,” said the judge, “that somebody did not knock you down or kill you. If they had done so they would have had a pretty good defense. This is disorderly conduct of the worst kind, and you are fined 310 or twenty days.” Ernest Grigsby, colored, and William Cook were charged with vagrancy because they had stopped at a police station last right and asked to be permi:ted to remain till_ morning. “I'm on my way to Baltimore to get work,” the colored man said. “Are you a farm hand?” asked the court. “Yes, sir. I've been working in Virginia near Rapidan, but I thought I would go where I could do better.” ‘And I'm from Philadelvhia,” said Cook. ‘I’m a machinist, and had beeu promised a job in Alexandria. My wife and two chil- dren are in Philadelphia, and I hope you will let me return to them.” Their personal bonds were taken. - Mike Cox, colored, who was complained against for having figured in two crap games, admitted his guilt, and went down for forty-five days in default of fine. ———.——_— Horse or Mule. A colored driver named Thomas Green was before the Police Court today on a charge 2f cruelty to animals, but just what kind of an animal he was charged with haying treated in this manner was not certain. One of the agents of the Humage Society had filed the paper, which Mr. Heald, the colored man’s employer, read, “did then ard there cruelly torture and tcrment an animal of the horse kind, to wit, a mule.” Mr. Heald confessed that he had some doubt as to whether the animal was a horse or mule. “Then, what would you charge the mule with being?” queried the court. “A member of the jackass family,” re- plied Mr. Heald. “Tt was a horse, anyhow,” raid Agent Rabbit. “Mr. Replinger made out the charge, but there was also a horse attach- ed to the wagon with the mule.” “Then,” said the court to the clerk, “strike out the horse.” Hone make him @ mule,” added Mr. feald. The trial proceeded, and the court thought the animal was $2 unfitted for work, and this amount of fine was paid by the driver. THE WORLD OF SOCIETY (Continued from Seventh Page.) = 9 z to their friends tomorrow, 1316 13th street, from 3 to Mrs, Brown, wife of Senator Arthur Brown of Utah witt receive today at the Ebbitt, from 5 to 7.. Mrs, W. Parker (Cutter will not be at home, 1417 Corcoran street, tomorrow, but will receive informally Fridays through Lent. Mrs. Henry Nyef{Worthington has post- poned her Thursday receptions at 1742 F street until further notice. Mrs. E. W. Donn’ 4nd the Misses Donn will not be at home tomorrow, owing to a death in the family. ~ ‘The Fleur De Lis Social Club beld their regular meeting Wednesday evening at the residence of Miss May Strobel, 410 K street northeast. After the regular business. was transacted the club enjoyed themselves with music, games and refreshments. Those Present were Misses E. Webb, G. Scala, M. Mullen, A. Hutchinson, M. Howeth, C. French and M. Strobel. Mrs. E. C. Abbott, 1613 Florida avenue, who has been ill for the past two weeks, with grip, is gradually convalescing. Mr. and Mrs. St. George R. Raby have sent out invitations for the marriage of their daughter Myra to Robert Raby Hey- wood, Monday evening, February 24, at 8 o’clock, Gunton Temple Memorial Church. Mrs. H. Horn, 1813 Corcoran street, will not be at home this afternoon, but will re- ceive this evening from 8 to 11. One of the notable luncheons yesterday was that given by Miss Cockrell. in honor of Mrs. George C. Fraser of this city. Among her guests were Miss Fuller, Miss Gray, Miss Stewart, Miss Bryant, Miss Helm, Miss Breckenridge, Miss Parke, Miss Rochester, Miss Helen Patten and Miss Condit-Smith. A pleasant gathering of little folks was invited by Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Roche, 528 8th street northeast, to celebrate the birthday of their daughter Mamie. Music and fancy dancing were on the program, and, after the amusements, the party repaired to the dining room, where a bountiful repast was served. Among those present were the Misses Mamie and Nellie Roche, Louise and Lillian Mitchell, May and Agnes Campbell, Mary and Alice Handy, Bessie and Viola Ingle, Eunice Rau, Birdine, Rowan, Eller- brook and Howard,.and Masters Mitchell, Winfield, White, Howard, Fred and Elmo Mitchell, Tommy and Clinton Tucker, How, Roche and Frank Mitchell. Tuesday night a birthday party was held at the residence of Mr. Millar in honor of his son, Mr. CHde Millar. Vocal and in- strumental music, by Mr. Crown and son, and recitations were enjoyed, and followed by refreshments. Among those present were Mr. and Mrs. Millar, Mr. and Mrs. Hollis, Mr. and Mrs. Browner, Mr. and Mrs. Pulman, Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Miss Emma Harding, the Misses B. Roderick, D. Millar, BE. Edmonds, I. Speake, S. Jordon, O. Brear- ley, L. Edmonds, Gordon, Jones, E. Jordon, and Messrs. Irvine Millar, I, Penebacher, Jones, G. L, Edmonds, F. Demming, BH. N. Edmonds, C. Demming, T. A. Bright, J. Brearley, S. Speake, Wm. Brearley and J. Franke. Mrs. R. F. Baker will receive tomorréw for the last time this season. The social and music committees of the Christian Endeavor Society of Calvary Bap- tist Church gave a reception from 5 to 8 o'clock last evening, at the residenc scclety’s president,’ Miss Mattie 1234 I street. In the receiving party were Miss Bartlett, Miss Foster, Miss Frazee, Miss Diver, Miss Helen’ and Miss Mamie Mc- Keever, Miss Hatch and Miss Vaughn. Mrs. L. D. Bliss and Mrs. W. A. Kinnan presided at the table. During the afternoon musical numbers were rendered by Mrs. Bedell of New York, Mrs. Herbert Dayis, Miss Frazee and Miss Dive! A donkey party ‘was given little Juanita Mann at her homg, 419 New York avenue, by her parents, Friday last, from 2 to 6 o'clock, in honor of her birthday. The prizes were awarded to Miss Florence Hinkle and Miss Annie Foley. The little folks added to the enjoyments of the af- terncon by their prettily rendered songs and recitations, and fancy dancing by Miss- es Marie Bontz and Fannle Horne. Mrs. N. H. Camip’and Miss Camp, 2118 L street, will be at home tomorrow from 3 to 6. Miss Long gave an informal euchre party Monday evening. The head prizes were won by Mr. Hill Muiler and Mrs. Miller, and the second prizes by Mr. M. Crenshaw and Mrs. Cornelius Belt. Mr. and Mrs, Melvin Hazen gave a delight- ful euchre party Saturday ‘evening. After the game refreshments were served. Miss Mollie McDevitt and Mr. Jos.Manigan won while Mrs. Murry and Mr. Greea- wed the consolation prizes; Miss Ragan and Mr, Fisher, booby prizes. Those present were Mrs. P. C. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Jonn B. Murr, Mrs. J. R. Faunce, the Misses MeDe: » Jessie Ragan, Nellie Shoemaker, Mammie Davidson, Maggie Roberison, Alvin Yates, Lydia Faune Anna Norris, and the Misses Dell, and Messrs. C. B. Hunt, E. A. Fuller, W. P. Richards, R. D. Sims, Thos. J. Fisher, Geo. Griffin, Floyd Davis, F. W. Hart, W. I. Boyd, BE. 8. Greenwell, Jos. Manigan, Raymond Ragan and Jos. Daly. Miss Hartigan of Lincoln street, Anacos- tia, D. C., welcomed her friends informally Wednesday evening. Vocaf and instru- mentai music was enjoyed until a late hour. Among those present were Mr. and Mrs. Emil A. Lange of St. Louls, Mrs. J. B. Pitcher, Miss Bifield, Miss Cummings, Miss and Miss Annie McCarthy and the Messrs. Reidel and Ambrose Beavan of St. Mary's Seminary, Md.; G. C. Langley, Richard J. Hartigan, J. F. Keane, Raymond Beavan, Dr. dmund Barnes, Master William Hartigan and Mr. and Mrs. P. J. Hartigan. Mrs. Thomas W. Barnaclo left yester- day ‘for her old home at Passaic, N. J., where she will spend a few months visiting her parents. Mrs. A. B. Browne, 1528 P street, will not receive tomorrow. Mr. Wesly T. Giles and Miss E ie Jen- kins were married at the residence of the bride’s mother, 2009 14th street northwest, at 8 o'clock last evening. Rey. Walter F. Graham of the Georgetown M. P. Church performed the ceremony. Mrs. Parker, Soldiers’ Home, will not be at home tomorrow. Mr. Charles A. Springer and Miss Sarah V. Meredith Were married at the residence of the bride’s aunt, 519 L street northwest, at 8 o'clock Tuesday evening, Dr. Wider- mann officiating. The bride was dressed in white silk, and carried a bunch of bridal roses Ued with white silk ribbon. After the service a wedding supper was sefved. Mr. and Mrs. Springer will reside at No. 516 Spruce street, Le Droit Park. - Mrs. J. H. Cavanaugh and Miss Cav- anaugh will hold their last reception tomor- row, from % to 6 o'clock. Miss Lula Cowling entertained her friends with a dancing party last evening at her home, 807 C stréet southwest. Among those present were the Misses Blanche Cowling, Edith Mills, Myra Mulls, Margie Pywell, Clara Pywell, Beatrice Scott, Marie Stafford, Minerva Cowiing, Veronica Morrow, Flo ence Plant, Mrs, Ball, Mrs. Cowling, Mrs. Stoddard, Messrs. Goodwin, Hutton, Plant, Tuckey and Goodman. Miss Mildred L. Skinner has removed to 1846 Wallach place. ° A bicycle mect for gweet charity will be one of the Lenten diversions. Only society folks will participate. It will be given March 14, weather serving, and the prepara- tions are already well advanced. Celebrating Kosctisko’s Birthday. The one hundred, and fiftieth anniversary of the birth of Thadeug Kosciusko, the Pol- ish patriot, was observed yesterday by the Polish-American cftizéns of this city and others. Kosclusko served in the American revelutionary war, and his statue is in Statuary Hall, which was visited yesterday by those who celebrated the day. A wreath with the national Polish colors, red and white, was placed at the base of the statue by the son of Dr. Hermann Schoenfeld, the professor of continental history and Polish literature in Columbian University. Other floral offerings were placed near the statue. Among those who paid their tribute of respect to the memory of Kosciusko were Dr. and Mrs. Schoenfeld, Dr. and Mrs. Klocrewki, Mrs. Cecelia Sniegoski, Dr. Chevalier de Zaremba, Miss Elizabeth Michalsvitz, Louis Solyon, M. Blens! Kahn, Tylinski, Rudolph Kahn, Coun’ Sierakowski and M. de Twanourki. The United States minister at Conetantt- nople is using his influence to procure t! necessary escorts and protection for Mi they are distributing voller to the . ering e suffer! Armenians, . AFFAIRS IN GEORGETOWN. Enjoyable Sooial Events Aoross the Rook Oreck . Bridges General Matters of a Personal and Newsy Sort From the Bustling West End, The first annual banquet of the Altair Cycle Club was held last evening at Ma- sonic Hall, and was a decided success. The lerge hall was’ prettily decorated with flags and bunting of various colors, pre- senting a picturesque appearance. Two large tables extending the length of the apartment were artistically set for the Pleasure of the guests, A novel feature of the banquet was the presence of the ladies at the festive board, whose appear- arce had a salutary effect in addition to adding to the pleasures of the evening. Mr. R. W. Darby officiated as master of ceremonies, and after the feast was over ke called for speeches, making a neat opening address to the guests on behalf of the club. Toasts were replied to by Dr. A. C. Merriam, F. Baker Weaver, Frank W. Shallue, Walter T. Weaver, Ed- ward Hanger, Charles Jones and David Weaver. After tais the floor was cleared and exhibiticns of fancy riding given by Edward E. Darby, George Weaver ard Edward Hanger, which was much enjoyed by the audience. A slow race was won by Mr. Henger and was very amusing. Geo. Weaver was presented with the club bou- quet for his fancy riding. Dancing was in- augurated and continued until midnight. The Members dnd Guests. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. Walter T. Weaver, Mr. and Mrs. David F. Weaver, Dr. and Mrs. A. C. Merriam, Mr. and Mrs. S. L. Kaiser, Mr. and Mrs. R. W. Darby, Mrs. S. Britt, Misses Gertrude E. Foster, Bessie Foster, na Weaver, Florence Weaver, Nellie E. Wise, Mamie Becker, Bessie Rhodes, Bessie Poston, Alice J. Lynch, Ethel Cook, Jennie Britt, Lida Britt, Bessie Barnes, Beulah Barnes and C. M. Knight and Messrs. Theodore Duvall, Wal- ter E. Birch, Charles H. Weaver, Hugh W. Hanger, Joe Braitmayer, Edward E. Darby, Ralph Weaver, Fred. R. Reynolds, F. Baker Weaver, J. W. Lynch, Harry C. Staub, Louis W. Weaver, Harry Conno) John Braitmayer, B. B. Wilson, ©. R. Mu ray, David L. Reynolds, T. Oliver Probey, F. W. Shallue, William Fisher, Charles Jones, Alfred Fisher, Edward Hanger and George Weaver. An Excellent Program. The unusually fine musical program that Mrs. Daisy Fox of Georgetown has been arranging for presentation at the Eastern Presbyterian Church on Friday next, the 14th instant, is now complete. The par- ticipants will include Prof. John Porter Lawrence, Miss Cecelia Sulilvan, Miss An- nie Reinhardt, Miss L, Myrtle Dexter, Mrs. Daisy L. Fox, Miss Mary Lockhart, Miss Grace Hamilton Jones, Miss Helen Prentiss Donohue, Miss Louise Carson, Miss Rosa Cacey, Miss Josephine Davis, Mr. J. B. Miller, Miss Appleby, Miss Allen and Mrs. Shedd. The announcement of the affair has created considerable interest, and a big audience will welcome and applaud the talented workers for the church. The pro- gram will be presented under the auspices of the Mite Society. Reception to Dr. Alexander. The reception tendered the pastor of the West Street Presbyterian Church last even- ing, at the parsonage, was a brilliant so- cial success, and all during the evening the house was thronged with members of the congregation and others. The reception only succeeded in drawing the pastor in closer relation with the flock of which he is the spiritual head. This evening Rev. Dr. Alexander will hold the regular mid-week prayer meeting services at the church, at which he will de- liver one of his usual instructive and enter- taining lectures. Death of Mrs. Bowman, Mrs. Mary Bowman, one of the aged resi- dents of the West End, died early this morning at the ripe age of elghty-six years, She had been sick for some days and her demise was not unexpected. The deceased lived with a daughter on R street between 33d and 34th street. Three weeks ago whi in bed she was stricken with paralys: falling out on the floor she injured her hip and body. Though her death is attributed to paralysis her end was greatly hasten2d by the injuries sustained in the fall, her advanced age being an obstacle to her re- cove Notes About Town and Vicinity.. George C. Whiting Lodge will hold a banquet this evening at Masonic Hall. The funerai of Charles H. Kaiser, who died yesterday at his parents’ home, on O street, in the thirty-second year of his age, will be held tomorrcw afternoon at 2 o'clock from the chapel in Oek Hill cemetery. The funeral of Mrs. Mary S. Keeling, who died suddenly at her home in Tenley- tewn Monday, was held this morning at 11 o'clock from: St. Paul's Church. The inter- ment was at Rock Creek cemetery, —_— ROYALTY’S SIMPLE LIFE. Economical and Uneventful Existence at the Castle of Bernstorf. From the London Daily News. A Copenhagen cerrespondent gives the following account of court life at the Cas- tle of Bernstorff, where thirteen royal per- sonages are staying, although the castle is not so much larger than a gentleman’s country seat. The Dowager Empress of Russia is satisfied with two small and very simply furnished rooms, the Princess of Wales has only one room, and the Greek royal couple two. In gpite of the want of Gladness Comes With a better understanding of the | transient nature of the many phys- ical ills which vanish before proper ef® forts—gentle efforts—pleasant efforts: rightly directed. There is comfort in the knowledge that so many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis- ease, but simply to a constipated condi- tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt- ly removes. That is why it is the onl: remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value aoe health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness, without debilitating the organs on whichitacts. Itis therefore all important, in order to get its bene- ficial effects, to note when you pur- chase, that you have the genuine article, which is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and sold by all rep- utable di i Ifin the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, then laxa- tives or other remediesare not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one Bipalciocy bok it it mosd of u bexxtiney ut me a laxative, then one should have the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, 8; of Figs stands highest and is most ly used and gives most general The Question of Economy. When great corporations are expending thousands of dol- lars in devices to save time, labor and materials, there is evidence enough that this is an age of economy. We wish to put the strongest emphasis upon the economical Majestic See! Range. This Range is the greatest saver of fucl, food and of DOOOLELLADOSHIADBDABALEDOOES: woman’s strength and nerves. It brings the cost of cook- ing down to the minimum and keeps it there. eS oe No wonder it is turning the cook stove business up- 3 side down, because it is a revelation in its way. 2 ¢ The Majestic is No Experiment; Took 30 & = Years to Perfect It. 3. B. F. GUY & CO., Agts., 1005 Pa. Ave. N.W., = Washington, D. C. Lett eees a room the two eldest daughters of the Dan- Ish royal family prefer living at Bernstorff, as they were educated there ucd spent their youth there, playing as children in the park. Court Ife in Bernstorff is very simple. All rise early and assemble at 8 o'clock in the queen’s apartments, where breakfast 1s served. Luncheon is at 1 o'clock, and afterward walks and drives are taken, while the younger members of the royal family play tennis on the great lawn in front of the castle. ‘The Princess of Wales and the dowager empress generally walk out together, and when they are tired take the first cab they meet and drive back to Bernstorff. The gentlemen ride, and while the Prince of Wales is there large shooting parties are arranged. Five o'clock tea is served in the queen’s rooms, and dinner is at 7, when there are generally five or six courses. The | evenings are spent in the queen’s apart- ments. The Princess of Wales and her im- perial sister take their seats at the grand piano, which stands in the middle of the eee os room. It is a very valuable instrument, a gift from the late czar to his mother-in- law. The young English princesses sing old English songs. The gentlemen generally IBUTT R i ) play cards in adjoining rooms. Queen | = Louise is passionately fond of music. She | # S ream is a brilliant pianist, and her daughiers i Drink it—eat it. Contents your appetite without de- ranging your digestion or unsettling your nerves. Splendid for the children. UR ALUM AS have inherited her talent. The Princess of Wales especially is a most zealous player. At 11 the royal party retires to rest, and i when the castle ciock strikes midnight only the tramp of the sentry in front of the castie breaks the stillness. You know how we tand on the bitter quest Finest brinds in the world and lowest prices always. Our ee Branch, 1148 Conn. Ave. —ts selling a now, fine, Heavy Cream— each quart of wlich fs equal to 3 qus of ordinary cream, and which requires 10 quarts of milk to muke. It will niake Charlotte Russo tn five minutes! Try 4c! Best Creamery Buttes G-lb. Boxes Cream 0. Oyster, Jr., ria 1148 Conn. Ave. 26 Riggs Market. 17567 Center Market. | 2 Sd + SESEESHSE OF HESEOED ‘USE COKE in many “s out Stee SEEDS OF HEALTH. 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