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a ee ene ee pe HOME MATTERS. Fox Frren Howry, slice cold boiled hominy; A be sprinkle with ngs. spray of flowers embroid- in silk. Around the edge put a heavy Pleating of the catia. For Oxe who can afford to use ft in that way, whipped cre: highly flavor with vanilla, Tose water, or wine, makes the richest and most agreeable put sauce Swrer Potatoxs which are almost without taste are much improved if the tough outside skin ts rer of beef to end receive a nd they are put under a roast | They will brown over nicely aureeable favor. sivro ffasm chop cold roast beef steak very fine. Put a minced ful of tomatoes on to boil toes are thorouchly nail piece of butter, Serve sealding hot. 2 Peppixe take two large cut in pieces one inch square, ited water with a little Put serve. a To Make Mrvvrxs.—One pint of milk, one half table: the mitk well t r. make a stiff batt: n well Wile Pour in haifa tea cup of t ona hot griddle in tin mufti Tne Tiptes and table sex erocheted of ma improved in ay but before the One vied te yeast. ether. Bake lambrequins h cordare very much ~ after they are done, ns are run in, they are iron. Lay a damp cloth over the work and press hard and can be made by taking one ¢an of corn and boilin the corn in one quart of milk and water in equal proportion; season with eait, pepper and butter. After it vat te in It three we a little rolled era ng to the table. Tiptes mate o} uce can be worked Satistactorily if n borax water; then let them lie in warm sends, squeezing them with : rinse, but do not blue them. pe, and 1 cloth on your froning bo: pin it down. Le ng them. erve ti egus. added just be them get perfectly dry bef Do Nor attempt te remove th ightly crust that ry likely to form on the top of a nurs- ing baby’s hea vad shon!d be “washed rev arm water and nm rub a little which will soften apt to. remove it with ng will be a painful and glycerine on it and heal for a delicious pud 2 hile still in the ut like custard; then dd the whites of the are be stirred HOF OvsTeRs prepared in this aay is of bread tes. But- ter them the sides « Pour over alla to moisten the quarters « . Stewen Cary s in wine are the best. Clean the brains, r fall the skin. Throw them in cold water with a teaspoonful of salt and 2 tablespoonful of vine Boil them five or ten minutes them out, throw them in cold i of anon minutes. Take ine I Chop them. or eut the brain in four pieces. Put them on abot platter. Strain the liquor and pour Over the erve hot. To Have Frexew BING make a custard @ggs and two of the whit: ingue to spread BREAD AND Freit Prp- th the yelks of four , Teserving two for the top after the rt of milk and three One loaf or less of |, but enough must be used te fila ish two-thirds full: butter the dish, ut the slices an inch in thickness, butter each slice closely, cover the bottom of the dish with the bread, me chopped raisins, pour over a part of the enstard. Make thre Jayers of the bread, with the raisins between each layer. Put two or three tablespoonfuls of brandy over the bread, pour on the remainder ofthe custard. Set in the oven closely covered forhbalf an hour. Remoye the cover and bake Until done. Spread on smoothly the meringue, yat in the na few moments to brown, leay- fz the ove a n. ns A Timely Protest. Ensland Journal of Education. Everywhere our w working up to th tions. From ey against the per and youth by t of examination ths graded system of the pedan educators who go in for thorouzh' he finishing him entirely growth. Of cours system crew up. st teachers seem to be abject of sehool examina- quarter comes the protest arassing of children nd prolonged style forced upon our that class of ing up a child t the risk of he comes to his we can see how this in the conscientious endeavor ers and superintendents to come the defects of unskilled ng and give the children a supply of honest knowledge in payment for industry in their books. Doubt- Jess the whole ground-floor of the sehool-room has up. and, on the whole, the chil- vetter taught and the teaching proved by examinations. But there is a time t« erywhere. The quality eachers ia graded schools is all the time and their ability scholar without this eternal proddin juvestization of the contents of his mind is larzely on the Increase. It 1s of Comparatively little consequence whether the child retains a little more or less of the knowl- edge imparted in school. Nobody remembers a hundredth part of what he read last year. The great historian, Sismondi. used to say that “history for him was divided into two parts— what he had never read, and what he had writ- ten and forxotten.” How absurd to wrong the lives out of children and youth: for the sake of on, keeping all the knowledge vathered in a term at | schoo! in its proper. place in their minds! The ue thing important to know about any pupil is whether.it has the power of mind to take the nd the teacher who can get at this we mm the way least troublesome to hi pupil has made the best examination, ae +o. —_____ Alex. McClure on Alex. Shepherd. Brom the Philadelphia Times, March 15. ystem of streets which Boss to Washington under such dis- eumstances is to be still further ex- tended and improved by virtue of a liberal ap- Propriation made by the last Congress. This system has made Washington the best-kept city im the United States, and. with the possible ex- ception of Paris, the best in the world, but for the last year or two it has been sadly neglected, and many apprehensions have been expressed Jest the national capital was to decline to its old as an ili-kept city. Despite all the draw- KS connected with Its early days, there has _Bfobably never Leen an improvement which had ry induence on the general m ement of cities than th t inaugurated by Shepherd. It has demonstrated that for smaller cities, or hose In which the heavy trafficmay be diverted to certain limits, smooth and well-kept pave- Ments are at least a pofsibility, and It will prob- lead to the more general adoption of some system in a large number of ‘re are atill many abuses connected with mu- alcipal ament in Ws : will be. In ti ‘and That wry cant 2 then tobe abe to serve in many rane asa der. Have | ad sugar | ‘0 jude of the pro- | HYMNOLOGY. Popular Hymns, and How They Came to be Written. From the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. | Among all the varieties of poetry which have, | tickled the ears of mankind, none has had so | immediate or so enduring an influence as the mn. The hymns of pagan worship are mong the best relics of antiquity, and those of Christianity are better known than any other | species of composition, The reason of the in- | fluence of the hymn fs not, at first glance, plainly evident, but is to be unearthed by a littie effort. A hymn is the expression of some religious emotion, keenly felt at the moment and therefore told in such glowing “hp Aca > woolen stockings, even it | Words as to command attention from its lan- ~spser mabe eens ae nes, even It | fuaze, even if the thought be left entirely out the feet are en’ orn out, or are so thin 88 | Orthe ‘que A particular hymn will thus to warrant no m ng; the legs © | commend itself to those who at any time expe- best kin 3 | rience that emotion; and aa all devout people, od. C1 e “boug | like Banyaa’s Christian, pass the same land- pair, and 1 mall soft seams. | | marks, they must necessarily have about the | same re pus feelings. A better expression of these Js found in a well-written hymn than the | average individual ean usually command, and t ore the hymn becomes Immediately or pet- | manently popular, as they are adapted to the ing emetion of the moment, and perma- ras they express an abiding f¢ if human heart. Revival hymns such as we have lately had a | surfeit of in such books as those compiled by | Moody and Sankey and their fellows, seldom have mere than a few montis’ lease of life, jand usually pass away with the excitement that gave them birth, while the standard hymns of the chureh, which show forth a permanent | feeling, will, in one form or another, last as long hurch itself. But much fs added to the wledge of the circumstances under which | they were written. The Hebrews understood this very well, and were careful. to preserve, in one ‘way or another. the history of their hymns. Thus we are told in a single line | that the 9th Psalm was Moses’ prayer in the | wilderness after the sin of the people; that the | 8th Psalm was written by David early in life: that the, 45th celebrated the glorious reign of Jehoshaphat, and the 107th the Feast ot Taber- ni as in the ca: ) | cat of Mary, still use the Catholic church. 1 English hymns, the hi: | Served with such care, but & little search in reli- gious biography develops many curious facts, not the least being the miaber of hymns, There are probably about 15,000 in the various hymn- books in use in Prot churches, and in 1861 there was published a catalogue of 618 authors who are represented in these books by one or | more hyrans each. Ascriptions of Praise. The most inspiring hymna in our Janguage is probably “ALL HAIL THE POWER OF vs’ NAME.” It was written by Perronet, who was also the author of one of the keenest satires ever writ- ten against the Church of England. He was an Intimate of Charles Wesley, and was appointed as a pastor under the auspices of the Countess of Huntingdon, a pious lady those days. But he fell under her disp! by reason of his incurable dislike to the Established Church, and was oblized to resi He knew resizna- | tion meant poverty and almost starvation for | him and but did not hesitate, ana under | these unk ircumstances, ' when the | future looked darkest, sat down and wrote the | trimphant hymn which has made him immortal. The famous doxology, “Praise GOD.” was written more than two hundred years ago | by Thomas Kenn, afterwards Bishop. He was | Chap! to Charlies II., and singularly fearless | in the discharge of his duties, openly and boldly reproving the King for his vices and follies | whenever a reproof was necessary: To the | honor of the King, no offense was ever taken at these unceremonions scoldings, and, indeed, Charles ave highly esteemed him and made him Whi | ited Winch mistr | from being an: is given in full, and the Masnifi- per service of of our modern 3 not been pre- en the court once yis- into his house, and, so far . the King only laughed at the and ordered that other lodg: her. Kenn was one of the whose trial did so much to break down the royal authority of James II., but strangely ving done all he could to exile a Catholic Prince, he retused to swear conformity when required to do so by William | of Orange, was deprived of his see, and died in | poverty. ‘The “Doxok ‘as composed for | the use of students at Winchester College, and was originally appended to each of two hymns, amorning and an evening hymn or prayer. It hus had a humble origin, but a mighty destiny, | for, like the roll of the British drum, it has fol- lowed the sun round the world wherever Eng- lishmen have gone or the English language has | been spoken. The well-known hymn, “4 MIGHTY FORTRESS IS OUR GoD,” is only a translation of Luther's famous hymn “Eine Feste Burg is Unser Gott.” Luther wrote it In the year of the Diet of Spires, and it is believed after the German Princes had made | the well-known “Protest,” which gave a name to all dissenters from the Church of Rome. | Thus the Doxolozy reminds us of the most crit- ical period in English politics, and the Luthe- | ran hymn of the greatest revolution Germany ever experienced. It is a little singalar that while psalmody now looks back to the Wesleys as among its leading authors, one of the best hymns of the | chureh was written by a man who seems to | have detested their very name, who contro- verted their doctrines by every means in his | power, and who, if he had been allowed his way, would probably have sent them and their | followers to the nearest jail. The writer of “ROCK OF A was Toplady, who was a minister of the Church of England. He was a Calvinist of the most ultra type, and when engaged in controversy with the Wesleys and others, as he always was, used languaze that one would hardly employ in abi za pickpocket. He was extremely intol- jerant and could see no good whatever in the | Wesleyan movement, but regarded it as a sort of | spiritual riot or pious insurrection against the established authorities. His controversial works are bitter even for that age, and would be re- | garded as detestable now, but he thought he was rignt and gave the early Methodists much | trouble. His hymn, however, is a model of ita | kind, and has been translated into every lan- | guage of Europe, into Turkish, Arabic, Persian, into several of the Hindoo dialects, into Japan- | ese and Chinese, and one or two of the African languazes. Gladstone, the present Premier of land, made a Latin version that some years | ago was much admired. The lines beginning: “GUIDE ME, © THOU GREAT JEHOVAH,” were written by a Welsh preacher named Wil- liams, shortly betore beginning a missionary tour Into Wales. This hymn became popular in | America before it did in England, being first published in a hymn book for the use of White- | fleld’s societies in the Carolinas and Georgia. | As it now stands the hymn is a translation trom the original Welsh. Williams spoke that lan- guage as his native tongue, and wrote the hymn for the use of his fellow-countrymen. It Is un- certain by whom it was translated, but as soon as it appeared it became popular and has ever since continued so. “BLEST BE THE TIE THAT BINDS” |was the production of « Baptist clergyman | Mamed Faweett. It was written about 173. He | was preparing to leave a society he had served | for many years In order to accept a call to an- other church. His people gathered round him and, with tears, besought him not togo. He resisted for atime, but was finally overcome and said: ‘Unpack these boxes, we will live to- gether” The night after the incident he wrote the hymn, which is extremely popular, particu- larly with the Baptist denomination, to this day. FROM “‘GREENLAND’S ICY MOUNTAINS.” This hymn ts @ standing Illustration of the ease with which immortality is sometimes se- cured. Bishop Heber, the“ author, would have been completely forgotten had not an accident produced this famous missionary song, which was written for temporary use, but has gone wherever the English language Is spo! le- ber was visiting his father-in-law, and the latter one Saturday atternoon desired him to wnite a few lines for the choir to sing next day, as he was going to preach on the subject of missiens. Heber went to a table, and in a few minutes produced the hymn as we now have it. It was printed on slips the same afternoon, and sung the next day and ever since. | wrath of the lad be found n_ Bishop: of even. the better class of hymns by a | his life a burden, He could bear no society, but, in quiet seclusion, was accustomed to medi- tate on the awiul problems constantly presented by his religious tendency of mind. The famous hymn, . “GOD MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAY,” 1s believed to be the last he ever wrote. It was written in the twilight of departing reason, as the shadows of madness were settling around him for the last time, and when the pathos of its orfgin is remembered it is im; le to re- sist emotion in reading It. The lines, “I LOVE TO STEAL AWHILE AWAY,” were from the pen of a Mrs. Brown, of New York, She was fond of refiring to pray in a grove near her house, but was once deeply wounded at having her action cr-:ticised by a neighbor, and wrote the hymn as a sort of vin- dication. As it orignally appeared the second line read: ‘From children and from care.” We | have one English hymn, “Q THOU, MY SOUL, FORGET NO MORE,” | which was the composition of a Hindoo named Krishnu-Pal. He was Dr. Carey's first convert in Hindostan, and his abandonment of caste caused an immense sensation. The effort was | made by other Hindoos to mob him, and he was | drazzed before a native magistrate, but was re- leased tor want of a definite charge. He was baptized in the Ganges in the presence of thousands of Europeans and natives, a body of English troops being drawn up In line to pre- vent disturbance. Subsequently becoming an active missionary worker he published a num- ber of tracts and hymns, many of which were translated into English, and excited favorable comment. De Profundis, As certain flowers and plants send forth their | sweetest fragrance only when bruised and broken, so certain Christian spirits: are most devout in the midst of adverse circumstances. They really cry from the depths with confidence that their prayer will be heard. Not unfre- quently has it been the case that people who seemed unfortunate are really most useful. Collins and Cowper both struggled with in- sanity all their days. Milton was blind, and other Instances are so numerous as to defy men- tion. A notable case of the kind was Mrs. Steele, the author of the celebrated hymn, “FATHER, WHATE'ER OF EARTHLY BLISS.” In childhood she received a spinal injury which made her a life-long invalid. Later in life she was engaged to be married, and all preparations had been made, the bridegroom being momen- tarily expected, when news arrived of his sud- den and violent death. Her life was henceforth given up to works of piety, and she wrote many hymns which were deservedly popular. The hymn, “JESUS, AND SHALL IT EVER BE,” was written by a ten-year old boy, named Grigg. It has since been much polished and greatly im- proved by additions and revision. “COME, HOLY SPIRIT, HEAVENLY DOVE,” has aroyal origin. It was the production of Robert Li. of France, at a time when the affairs of his kingdom were involved in much confu- sion. Robert was deeply pious, and extremely fond of church muste, so much so that he would often go to the Church of St. Dents and conduct the music in person, baton in hand, greatly to the admiration of his courtiers and the edifica- tion of the zodly. His hymn was written about the year 1000, and has been translated into every language in Europe. His life and reign were very unhappy, his gentle nature rendering him unt to cope with his able and unscrupulous exemies, who even embittered his own sons against iim, and finally induced them to break out into open rebellion. Asa king he was nota success, but his hymn is a legacy which the re- ligious world, even at this day, would be loth to surrender. * WMistorical Hymns. The period of strife known in German his- tary as the “Thirty Years’ War” was productive of a large number of very fine hymns, but none superior to that beginning “FEAR NOT, 0 LITTLE FLOCK.” It was known as the “Battle Song of Gus- tavus,” and was always sung by his army as | they moved forward to battle. The descriptions of his battles read much like those given by Puritan historians of the days when the Iron- sides charged the royal cavalry, singing the while at the top of their voices a psalm of David. ‘The celebrated hymn “MY GOD, I LOVE THRE,” claims St. Francis Xavier as its author. It was originally in Latin, but is now in every lan- guage, and loved wherever It is sung. Francis Xavier was one of the most noted Jesuits who ever lived, his life being spent in the service of the church. He died in China in 1552, only sixty years after the discovery of America. The Christian world owes almost as much to Thomas @ Kempis for his hymns as for his “Following of Christ.” His life was passed in such quiet seclu- sion that few facts are certain, but we do know that his family name was Hammerlein, or Little Hammer. This was translated into Latin by its equivalent Malleolus,-and in religion he took the name by which he Is now known. His rell- gious works are voluminous, but he is now re- membered chiefly by the one already mentioned, and the hymn “High the Angel Choirs are Rais. ing.” Sir Walter Raleigh is not often thought of as a hymn-writer, but hewrote several hymns which are now no longer used. They seem to have fallen into disrepute from their lack of de- votional sentiment, though they are elegantly writen: and must in their time ‘have been pop- lar. “COMMIT THOU ALL THY GRIEFS,” has received an honor accorded to few such pro- ductions in having been the favorite hymn of the German poet Schiller. It was written by Gerhardt,the much-persecuted Lutheran preach- er. He had been ordered to quit his native country on account of his religious opinions, and on foot, carryjng all his worldly goods on his back, with his wite trudging after him, he set out, not knowing where he could find a refuge. On the Journey they came in the eyen- ing to an inn, but not having the money to pay for thelr l6dging, were refused admission. The woman, in despair, sat down by the roadside and began to weep. Her husband tried to com- fort her. *‘God will provide,” said he. “Com- mit all your sorrows into his hand.” Just then acouple of armed and mounted strangers aj proadid’ ‘and asked if his name was Gerhardt. the poor preacher, not kuowing what new trial Was in store’ for hit, answered that it was, when they told him they,tiad been sent by Duke Christian to ‘invite him'to come to Merseburg and live there under hig tection. The hymn was written that’ night fn the inn from which they had jast been repulsed, and fully sets forth the situation and confidence of the writer. THE WESLEYS. The Protestant world is probably Indebted to the Wesleys for more hymns than to any other two men. Jotun Wesley’s hymns are peculiarly the outgrowth of his own experiences, and hardly one but can be referred to some definite incident as its stimulating cause. “HOW HAPPY EVERY PILGRIM’S Lor,” the song which celebrates the transient char- acter of the Christian, was written while Wes- ley was making @ missionary tour In the neigh- borhood of Newcastle, and had dally experience of violence from mobs. He at that time was not married, and had made over ail his property to trustees, and the hymn js therefore an auto- biographical note of ‘his condition. Charles Wesley had a pecullar and happy knack of taking advantage of any circumstance that. might ari: Once, when preaching in the “Old Foundry,” a church so-called from the former use of the building, the edifice was shaken by an earthquake... The ple arose in great alarm, and theré was lous danger of a panic in which many might be crushed to death. But Wesley was opal to the neponry, and In thunder tones led out, “Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea.” The apt use of this text quieted the ple to that extent that he was enabled to Raieh his sermon. The hymn “‘Ir IS TOLD ME I MUST DIE,” recalls one of the most noted excitements in English history. It was written by Richard Langhorn, who was hanged upon the accusa- tion of Titus Oates, the perjurer who conceived the idea of living witnout work. by manufactu- ring tales of plots which he pretended to di- vuige to the government. rominent Cathotto, and natural, nunciation. The whole was 8 came in for DieMiss Us." This well-known song, which'ls probably only ‘Tess popular than the Doxology, was the pro- duction of a noted Methodist preacher named Shirley. The circumstances under which it was written are not certainly known, but it is said to have been inspired by the closing scenes of a it revival meeting. He in, however, with a singularly sad has lett another history. lis brother, a dissolute nopleman, had deliber- ately murdered an old family servant, and was | LIQUID COFFEE. sentenced to be hanged. The religious societies of London were greatly moved with regard to his case, since he manifested not the slightest contrition, and a day of fasting’ and prayer was spent for his benefit, all without avail, ashe passed the night before his execution telling| FELS & 0.'p laying cards with his keepers. stories and Just before leaving his cell he wrote a jibing couplet on the wall, dressed himself in his wed- ding clothes and went to the curses of thousands. His brot! lows amid the frer's heart was almost broken by the scene, and his feelings “Peace, troubled soul.” The found utterance in the lines commencing, | L1QUID COFFEE. hymn, “WHILE THEE I SEEK, PROTECTING POWER,” which is usually sung to atune called Brattle Street, was written in France during the Reyo- lution, and several expressions in it recall the fearful scenes of the Reign of Terror. Miss Helen Williams was the author of it, and a num- ber of other equally inspiring poems. “WHEN MARSHALED,ON THE MIGHTY PLAIN” was one of the few but very c ten by Henry Kirke White during his brief life, | LIQUID COFFEE..- and was the result of an experience he Is sald to | LIQUID COFFEE. Whether the language be have had in a storm. holce poems writ- literal or metaphorical it is equally good in elther case, and is one of the few sea songs which may properly be called hymns, “AWAKE, MY SOUL, IN JOYFUL Lays” was the work of a celebrated named Medley. aingularly wicked, and had English preacher In his youth he had been caused great dis- tress to his father’s family, but after recovering by little less than a miracle from a wound he had received, he was led Into a better course of life and became as distinguished for his plety as | L1QUID COFFEE. he had before been for his vices. written under these circumst describes his condition. Though, as already shown, common hymns goes back, The hymn was stances, and aptly the history of our in some cases, hundreds of years and 1s intimately connected with French politics, with German and Conti- nental wars, and with English revolutions, there is no prettier story told than a recent one of |- Phoebe Cary’s song, “ONE SWEETLY SOLEMN THOUGHT.” The hymn was the offspring of much bodily suffering, and it isan admirable expression of trust ina superior power. As the story goes, two Americans, one young, the other middle- aged, were drinking and gambling in a¢low house in China. shuffle, and as he did so the unconsciously to sing the It was the turn of the elder to young man began little hymn men- tioned. The elder stopped and asked him where he learned that. know what he had been si said ‘In Sunday school The younger at firet did not Ing, but when told, The elder was moved, and together they promised each other to reform and quit the gambling in which they were engaged. The story Is ting how a chance word may a life, as an accidental pebble change the current of a river; pretty, as illustra- turn the course of in the brook may but such reforma- tions are much more frequently found in story books than in real life —se+____ WARD AND BATEMAN. The Genial Showman’s Advice to the Managerial Father. In 1865, when Miss Kate Bateman was play- ing an engagement in Philadelphia, says the Cincinnati Saturday Night, there occurred 4 very amusing encounter between Charley Brown (Artemus Ward) and “Pa” Bateman, as he was famiilarly known, the father of Kate. Mr. Bateman was, as he ay reason to be, excessively proud of ti talent of his daughter, and It had good e histrionte was upon the day following one of her greatest triumphs that he first met Artemus Ward, that being introduced to him by the actor, as plain “Mr. Brown.” “And you are the father of treas the world has ever seen. Mr. Bateman gave unm! irrepressible wag Mr. Frank Drew, wthe greatest ac- akable evidence of his entire belief in and proud consciousness of the tact. “Pardon me, sir,” sald Ward, in a yolce full of emotion, as he seized Mr. Bateman’s hand in @ vigorous clasp, shake hands with you ill you permit me, sir, to again?” Mr. Bateman was much affected by this hearty endorsement. “And now,” continued Ward, “if I might be so bold as to offer asnggestion, permit me tosay that wereI the father ot such achild, I—but that could not be. Permit -me,I beg,” tm- pulsively, and clutching wildly at Mr. Bateman’s arm, ‘permit me once more to strike hands with ‘the father of Kate Bateman.” This ceremony performed, Ward resumed: “Twas about to say, Mr. Bateman, that you are too modest in the intr oduction of your denghiter to the public notice—too modest, by far.” A gesture of Impatience fro: rently unnoticed by Artemus, ym pere was appa- who continued: “While you probably have some conception of the great gift with which your daughter is hap- plly possessed, you doubtless fear that your father’s pride- may lead you to unwarranted lengths. But believe me, sir, belleve me” (this with a voice choked with emotion), “there is no step which you are not warranted in taking to advertise the talent of so great an artist.” J, sir, would have advertised her appearance here in every paper published in this city.” “But, my dear sir,” interrupted Mr. Bateman, “she has been advertised in all of the papers | here every day for six months,” “I would,” continued Ward, entirely obfivious | of any Interruption, “have had the town billed from end to end with great posters, with Kate Bateman’s name upon them in letters a toot long.” “But, good heavens! man,” interpolated Mr. Bateman, ‘‘the whole country is billed in letters four feet long.” “I should have had fine traits exhibited in each of the “T did, I did!” shrieked Mr. Hthographic por- Busse stores.” jateman. “I would have gathered the members of the press together and banqneted them,” a step which Mr. Bateman had takena few days be- fore, and for which he had Just paid out $500. “Tn short,” concluded Ward, brooking no inter- ruption, ‘and smiling placidly the while, “I would allow the world to think me vain if they would, but I would never con: light under 4 bushel. Never! he walked away. sent to hide sucha never! !” and then “What d’ye say that fool’s name is?” asked Bateman, turning upon Drew. “That,” said Drew, “Oh, , that’s Charley Brown, Artemus Ward, you know.” “Oh, hell!” muttered the old man, but he couldn't refrain from Joining in the laugh, though it was at his expense. —____e. __ LADY FLORENCE DIXIE. Something of the Adven tures of a Con- spicuous Woman, Queensberry. who was killed plosion of his gun. She and her youngest brother, Lord James Edward were born May 25, Lady Florence Caroline Douglas Dixie is the second daughter of the seventh Marquis of in 1858 by the ex- Ito Douglas, , 1855. In 1875 Lady Florence married Sir Alexander Beaumogt Churchill Dixie, baronet, of Bosworth shire. She has reading public among her frien s woman, a sailor and a this ain ena went to Patagonia outlandish place and her writin 80 Park, Lelcester- become well known to the zs, and is known 48 an accomplished horse- traveler. In 1878 adventurous Scotchwoman “because it was an away,” and be- cause she was tired of civilization and wanted to escape somewhere, consisting of her husband, Queensber Beerbohm ia) and a al made the unt! a Marquis of and another brother, Mr. Jullus who had published a book on Pata- le servant. Lady Florence |’ these travels in a book nia,” which was illus- by Mr. B was to Zululand, where she there she attracted hm. Her next joumey went as the cor- Tespondent of the London Post. wie aoa. peal” in the After her lished “In Land Lady Florence has taken an active affairs for a long time, the English reviow 5 cxroming her Shi devoved Roving the distress in the weston ton it year, ina; advice . behalt to England she by Cetewayo. ‘Mistortane.” in Irish ce pated of of Ire- called fan’ address tom, we neventcce ant theymay |) Tr Sraxvs To Reasox dea of getting all the good out of itand leaving ‘That when an article ts made or treated on the | FUR. NORFOLK, FORTSMOUTH, FT. MONKOE ar steamer EXCELSIOR, wharf ‘TUES! RS Davs.at 3:30, a SATURDAYS si Viney Fotnd’ aud: Bout Locke FELS & 00.8 FELS & CO.'S QUESTION 2. Ta. FELS & CO.'S what does its Sew, over old method ‘cont In the first place, Fels & Co.'s Liquid Coffee eaves C8 ouly an instant is to make one or more cups. It eaves trouble and labor, as Ro mriuding, boiling, or eettlink of the coffee is LIQUID COFFEE, necessary. The coffee is always uniform, which is something that can be said of coffee made in no other way. Not one day strong, and the next day mild or weal butalways recular. ‘There is no waste in using Liquid Coffee, aa LIQUID COFFEE. only as many cups are made a FELS &CO.'8 are needed. _y the old process it is ail guesswork, very often much FELS &CO.'S more beine made than is needed, and the surplus is FELS &CO."S = and Jost. At the bo vm of a cp iquid Cof- fee po grounds or sedinient are found, a6 it is beautifully clear, of those and will suit the taste Liking coffee. of cottee made from. LIQUID COFFEE. QUESTION 3, How is it made? Simply by putting into the cup two teuspoonfule of the Liquid,on which pour botling water. clouscoffee inth:.« madeinstantly, as many cups as are wanted. Use FELS & C08 milk and «1 usual, Com pare this with the old process and FELS & 00.'8 give the new a trial, FELS & CO.’8 A CUP of good coffee early in the mornnw Berore going ont 0 lato at night, or at any other thi can be made most conveniently and easy by uring Liquid Cotes. ‘To how many people is this a ten- efit, since cofice is the great invig— orstor, and by the old process it canuot be made often enough or quick enough to suit the wants and tastes of the many. LIQUID COFFEE. LIQUID COFFEE. FELS & CO.'8 PRIVATE HOUSESand boara- FELS & 60.5 houses very often have poor coffee because the lady of the FELS & CO.'3 use haa not time to attend to making it hereelf apd leaves it to the servants, who, fh muny cases, do not understand it. Nomistake be made in uxing Liquid Cof- that hax to ve done ns peer One LIQUID COFFEE. LIQUID COFFEE, LIQUID COFFEE. nember of ‘ant a strong cup others milder or es . ratified by using Liquid Coffee. Very often rome pne in the house comes home late for a meal. The coffee is cold or stale from” bein FELS & CO.'8 on the stove too long. All suc! Ffievancesdisaprearwhen Loquid FELS & €0.'3 Coffee is ured, as cach cup 18 meade fresh and everybody FELS & CO."3_— mado happy. LIQUID COFFEE, RESTAURANTS. very often LIQUID COFFEE. have bad coffer, since they are compelled to keep coffee ready LIQUID COFFEE, for use all day and partof the night, and cernct make it fresh more’ than three or four. tines, ‘The coffee must necessarily boil along time a: lowe ite strength aaron many complaints of restaurant coffee, which, stan ting, soime- FELS & CO.'5 times hax Mar taste: This can be remed by cup fresh, which by using Beis & Ci LIQUID COFFEE. FELS & CO.'S LIQUID COFFEE. A bottle will make thirty-five cups of better coffee than can be mzde by any other process. It is therefore to your intereet to give it an unbiased trial, in which case you will become a steady customer. Your grocer keeps it or will obtain it for you. Adaress all lettess to FELS & CO., Proprietors, mhl4-¥,9,m PHILADELPHIA, ~ Asrouxprsa Discoveny. McKEONE’S GREAT LATHER soap. This Soap has been examined by the best anslytical chemist in the United States and pronounced by him 3 marvel in goap-making, ‘He was surprised at its purity and extraordinary qual- ity, and even with all his knowledge of chemistry, ders how we ever produced such « supremely perfect article. We shall be pleased to furnish any person with his name anda copy of the analysis npon application. ‘The very appearance of McKroxs’s Great LATHER Soap will indicate to the least experienced person that it | is different from anything@hey have @ver ecn. It will do three times as much work as any other soap; docs not melt or waste away in water; dries immediately upon being taken out of the water, and is the most eco- nomical soap you can ure. Send at once to your grocer and get acakeof McKrone’s Greir Latarr Soar, and give it a fair trial, bearing in mind the fact that you are using an article the like of which was never pro- duced before, and be careful to note ite peculiarities, For full and special directions for the use of this Soap read carefully the circular in which each cake is ‘wrapped. Manufactured by THE CHAS. MOKEON® & SON SOAP MANUFAC. TURING COMPANY, PHILADELPHIA. Wholesale depot in Baltimore: WM. H. CRAWFORD &CO., 77 Exchanze Place. mbi10-s&wit Licg Per BS BS8g T EE rT i $e Sgsg8 T Exe 7: t Ee Ere ” Sess. LB Hee BB Sags8 Invalids who are recovering vital stamina declare in grateful terms their appreciation of the merits asa tonic of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. Not only does it impart strength to the weak, but it also corrects an irregular acid state of theetomach, makes the bowels act at proper intervals, gives case to those who suffer from rheumatic snd kidney” troubles and conquers as ‘well as prevents fever and ague. For sale by all Druggists ana Dealers generally. mhl Visor, Bterility—in fact, cured, Donotcontound this with electric beits adver- ised to cure ail ills from head to toe, This is for the ONE specited purpose, For slroulare giving. full ‘on thei. | 2) STEAMERS, &c. TEAMER JOHN W. THOMPSON S ‘Leaves Sixth Street EVERY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY, at 7a. m., and SATURDAY AFTERNOON, at 5 o'clock, t. RE. THE ONLY LINE ‘and 1 = a BETWHEN m., stop- | THE EAST AND T4E WEST vra WASHINGTON, DOUBLE TRACK! JANNEY COUPLER! Si ELL RAILS! 12, 1882. New Jen and st 59 p.m, and Palace Slecping Cars to al Points, without change; 10:13 «tm. daily to’ Chicagoy ‘except Saturday. For littebare, Cleveland, and Detroit at 0.15.0. m. and 8:40 p, m., daily; 8:40 p.m. is a solid train te Pittsburg, with Sleeping Cars attached. far w Yorkat 8:20 a.m, ia and N. Stopping atnearly all the river landings as far down as | asi'y, excert Sundar ay 1 9:40 pan. dal Leonandtowne, Retursinur sicuisy aneratngs Witt Parior end Sleepiiye Carw stared. ca ‘Inquire at General Office, G13 13th street oF at boat. Baikinaoe om werk day. 3, €:00. 7-48. 8:10, mit 1O-t., 12-10, 220, 2:3, 9, 3:90, 4 90, 240, 5248, Te poromac TRANSPORTATION LINE. 80, 9:40. 11-30 p.m. Baltimore ‘The steamer SUF, Capt. W. C. Geogheren, leaves nmol, Stephenson's wharf, foot of 7th street,every SUNDAY, | 9 a.m. Pam. clock p. Th. more and’ itiver Landings, | | For way etatiome between Washineton an@ Baltimore, Reforming: leaves Baltimore every FRIDAY af 8 Schock 2 toon Sy asy ad poms p.m. i] accommodations strictly first-class, fiver treieit ustiat be prepaid, and will be received on SATURDASS wan ‘Bear nda only. STEPH NSON & BRO., Aj and 12th st. ‘ani Parave, arrive from the West daily, (aesti Bi ation) Tnesday nights. Pa information given at offices of G. 14 Penosylvania avenue, G. w 25 p.m, mm _New York and Vhiindelyhia, 9:85, #25 8:10 p.m. exeojt Sunday fro 6, 8:10, 8:15, 8 i 20, 6:10, 6.37, 3:55, 6, 8:15, 10:08, 10s R MATTANO LEAVES WASHING jave, Tuesdays avd Thursdays, at 7 otomae hiver Landings, Lands at days down and Wednesda ys up; Point Thuredays down and Mon: mini and p.m. daily, except Sunde: Hagerstown ‘Aint 2 nd way stations, 9:43 a TRESS MONROF, NORFOLK, PORTSMOUTH Inland and Seaboard Coastinz Co.'s Elecant Steamer, LADY OF THE , Ph 0 . and 7:20 pain. daily, except Sums day. All tretns from Washineton stop at Relay Station. For further inforination apply at the Baltimore hie Ticket Office, Washington Station, 619 an: AND THE SOUTH. AKE, ‘eaves 6th strect wharf every, NESDAY and FRIDAY et5 p. mi. Pe nsylvania avenioe, corner. Lath streck, where ney Voint aid Point Lookout going aud | 9": te taken for barrage to be checked and rece Ca Pr ghey po ores NEO CLEMENTS M. Of 'T., Baltimore, and C. Ky LORD. G. yur 2 ME GREAS PSOUTRWRRT, SPLENDID SCENE ‘NT EQUIPME: Srv, 1883. Srattos, ConNmm LLOWS:— we West, Chicago bing (Care at 9:30 a 9:30.a.m, dally, with n °8 rv TO TH DOUBLE, Fs W. CORCORAN wart daily (exceit Sunday) for Mt. Ka, m, ; returning reaches Washing- m2. L. L. BLARF, Captain. DEDAY fro: MAN LLOYD— mp Lise Betwers New Yore, Havan, LONDON, SOUTHAMPTON AND Buewex. The steamers of this company will sail EVERY §AT- ‘3d street, Bm, dally. with Palac bary inciunati: Mail Fxpress, 3:90 p.m. das Pottebure and te Wert, wt toate Sloan G Wa inate era BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RATEROAD. ‘or Erie, Canandaigua, Wochenten Buftalo, N. Bnei in Bremen pier, foot of en, 9.50 p.t-daily except Saturday, acore, ates of pussage: From New York. to Havre, London, lS Nny atts With Palace Cars Bouthampton and Bremen, frst cabin, $100; gecond port, Lock Haven, and Elmira, st9.394. gabin, $00; steoraa, $30; prepaid steerage certifion im. daily, escent Sunday” $24. ‘For freicht ot passage apply to ORLRICHS & | For New ¥ rd the East, 8:00 a.m., 10:308.m..2-90, CO., 2 Bowling Green, New York: W. G. METZERO ‘Fn andi0-20 an, Oesundan eas Sb &CO., 925 Penneylyaiia avenue horthwest, Agents for vem. LinSied Express of Balla Pare Washington. Jold a.m. daily, except Sunday. = t chive, 1:30 p.m. every week-day, YEW YORK, ROTTERDAM, AMSTERDAM.— ‘On Sunday. 4 » id day ‘The first-class. full powered, Clyde-bullt Dutch * Stcamshipa of this Line, AMSTERDAM. ROTTER: DAM SC! Ab LE RDAM. ZAANDAM. BP. ¢ HIEDAM, i W. A. SCHOL’ ie 5 ct, NESDAY for Kot &CO.. $25 Penn. av Exvror:ax Traver. ESTIMATES OF COST FORK TOURS TO ANY PART OF EUROPE. rrving the U.S, any's Pier, foot of ularly every a tterdem, alternately. Doe apply to W. G. MET; Washington. . MAAS, ‘etherianda, leave com } Jersey City, Node. dam and Ain, ‘City. yma, 8:00 a.m., 10:90 a.m. 7: 4 10:20 fom. Ga Sanday 420, Behan . Limited Express, 9:30 a.m. daily.ex- except Sunda: For Annapolis, 6:40.0.m end 4:40 p.m. daily, except ‘Sunday. LEXANDETA, AXD FREDERICKSBURG _ Ral TICKETS ISSUED and RELIABLE INFORMA. | “Wa\ AND AANANDIIA AMD WARING SORE TION GIVEN FRE: Svecial arrangements f RAILROAD eecor! rties to foreign lauds. Full particulars in | For Aicxanana, 6:20, 7:00, 9-9), 11-00 and 11:25. monthly Travel. Address AMEKICAN EXCHANGE mw, 5.00, 0, 8:00 1 11:30 p.m TRAVELERS’ BUREAU, 162 Broadway, New Yor! miay at6:90, "9:20 and 1 ‘anh 200 mh10-s, t, th, 39t C. A, BARATLONT, Maneger. Ds GALWAY, LIMERL Only DIRECT LINE ‘Actommodations U Cabin $70 and $80, Int Sailing from QUEBEC to LI DAY. Sailing from BALTIMORE to LIVERPOOL every al- ternate MONDAY the South, 6:30 and 11:25 am oud en nd 80 ‘ily, v.m. daily, except Bunday, Treins Jeave Alexandria for Washin Ww. 8: 8:58 end 10:00 a.m. ; 12,90, 1. and a and 9:10 p. Bumiay at €:00, '8:59 am mn . Tick ts aad information at the oMco, northeast commen 54: th strect and Pennsylvania avenue, and at the sta tor, where orders can be left for the ing of baat #2gC {C destination from hotels and residences, WOOD, General Pusseuger Agent, General Mauaxer, SPECIALTIES. yarn ISS, THE LONG-PSTA BLISHY linble Clairvoyant and. Astroiewint, feticfaction in all aflaire of life than mi fexsion ; telle the past, present # sdvice und assistance ou all muattors appertal b am, Jove aad matrimony. ALL IN TROUBLE R » street Lorthwent. ‘Ladies, S TOWN.) ‘AN VOYAGE. M LAND TO LAND, Ships fi DNDUNDERRY and GLAS- s Fi K) This month con= 60 cents; gentlemen, $1, om’ 3 EUROPE! Sune 30th, COOK'S GRAND FXCURSIONS leave New York April 20th, June ist, June 13th and fee reduced. uu 10 AND SEE PROF, WARK eet M AND REAL A Ey Five thousand in teling the past, present and fut Tharriowes, Uringing teyarated toyether: and in ts affaires, whose advice is invaluable. He tells com name in full, aud EVBoreiy “GOOD Bhi Ns. Prof. Warring questions aid usos no vt PS fo: individual travelers in Eu- | SUY description in bile Urofeston- On xO pay, routes, at reduced rates. : " knoe XCURSIONIST. with Maps and fall par- | _Fee—Ladtes, en od _wh3-318 by mail 10 cents. Address MES, aA, BENCH Maen HEALER and Business Medium, ean be 10 Tea £21-wks3it THOS. leas & SON, found st 10) Broadway, N.¥. pleaned to Street north west, where she will be » many friends and customers, (CuNanp LINE * J)". ROGERT ON, THE MOST TE iniist fn this it ty years’ exp dentially every Wednerday fice, 41 UTR. + at hin « 56 C treet 5 JANTED, | northwest. Guarantees a positivecare inal dineanon of, BETWEEN NEW YORK AND Le. the urinary ongane and nervous #ystem, | Canes recent CALLING AT CORK HARBOR. cont cured in 4 to 6 days. a FROM PIER 40. NEW YORE gam phe meg 8a cg ap, io + i . Liberty more, Md. Private and sapa- einen eet rate rome for lavlien. Wed.. A. We jay 2 ‘ME, BROOKE Th ; THE EVENTS OF das Wed, Abril 1h | Wen: May 9. | MUUiret an burners ascoherial | Latins} ie AND EVERY WEDNESDAY FROM NEW YORK. | tlemen 50 cents each. 408 L witeot belween sth. ‘ATE OF PAR6AGE: Sth streets nortuwest. 28-14 $0, $20 ana 8100 for passenger accommodations. — at very low ratos. rom Liv. Ghee] and Queciistown and all other parts of’ Europest DENTISTRY. ‘Throuxh bills of laden given for Belfast, Gi “, RTIFICIAL TEETH 3 E BEFO! \ND INe Havge, Antwerp ad ciher forts Gu the Coutinantand | ARTIFICIAL TEETH MADE BEFORE AND IN tor Mediterranean ports. via ikl suCCHAR. n methods and skill in. Pa etieg ogg gt ee TROBE, , Moderate ten cthwes 0. . TIS BIGELOW & 00., 605 Tih stros Waalingtom ey = x, 1801 ¥ ot went, C. 3 2. SCOTT, \LLNON A. BROWN & CO., New York; “DEN’ Orto, Meare. OTIS BIGELOW & COn D arts F strect north wert denl2 O05 7th street, Washington. | Proservation of the Natural Teoth Spocilty.— f1-dmit yAuscre LINE. ANDALL PARSONS, Denrist, — I 28 7th street northwest, over Ballintyne’s WEPELY LINT OF STEAMERS, Store. Gold ‘lluugs a specialty. Gas «iven ‘aye LEAVING NEW YORK EVERY THURSDAY AT NOON, FOR ENGLAND, FRANCE AND GERMANY. For Passage apply to Or to PERCY G. SMITH, 16) and 619 Pennsylvania avenue, Send for “*Tourist Ga ER, DENTIST, 626 b Streer NORTHWEsT. Vitalend Ate hy te Hurd System, for the patnteas qr? . B. RICHARD & 00., — ( TALDOTR, DENTINE Nos + ng Generel Passenger 3 eet Devi three frvin corner in ite brauchds, Teeth inserted $7 per ect, All work ware ranted. Janis 61 Broadway, N. ¥. Hewes DENTAL ASSOCIATION, No. 210 435 street, three doors novth of tract: Hereafter pain cy = = gent, east ide. on MEDICAL, & {itrous Oxide, without pain, will, bo for the (or at the J drngi sbould wit ist w RS. BROTHERS AN Prescriptions end sen he eos duted of pose diexpprinted of g eu crmeult Dre, BROTHERS and Bi hinty-five yearw fitting. Extractions without poe < Pit = ft mi et tof, Pu ork yarrant maleam ro : w fret dase, Have saminiatered Witrous Oxide to “over Uw tient! : CPatdte coming by ear il be furnod free tickets f m2 GRAY GIV d_you to agree to divide prot ish you medici id froma the o} xp ADIFS, YOU CAN CONFIDENTIALLY CONSULT Dr. B TEKS, tion paid to all Diseases p All Single. All Trroguarities end Ovarian troubles ‘Thirty-five years’ experience, 125 HE PUBLIC IS REQUESTED CA’ 906 B et. 8. we TO NOTICE THE NEW i SCHEME TO BE DRAW Varticular atten- peculi to Ladies, married CAPITAL PRIZE $76,000, ‘Tickets ONLY §5. Suances ix Prorortioy. or two of Da. BROTHERS iN cure any case of bility and Tmpotenc; eyatem. 906 B strect southwest. Wee RESTORED BY USING A BOTTLE ing LOUISIANA STATE LOTTERY COMPANY, hereby certify that we supervine the ments For all the My thiy and Semi-amnnat oe ‘ Cordial. Seminal We = it im i arranges Drawings hy Gon DE FOREST HAS REMEDY FO! di allan Louisiana State Lotter; ts cured. gon manave and control the Company, in mR LA: ig Officehours joriae ly at 1245 7th streetnorthwest, ure | that the sane are conducted with honenty, J from 1 to 9 o'clock p.m.. with ladies only. 16-2m* aren ae ine ot a an hg iis MAxH0oD RESTORED. New York. ‘Premeture. ce bovine Company to uae 1 weit Sionsiurte nits risements."* Nervous Do- chown remedy" has Gyety known remedy: has. oh of welt-cu sufle hich fie will-seud. free to Bie ae wil seas re, “Address J. 1 REEVES, 03 CARD. Comiuiasioners. avenue northwest. Price ‘went by: steal on rocelvt ot prices ~ DR. Gertain cure i RRO! Beaver all (or all Urinary. ult oe doco rd gee paeae ney x} fst 000 Line aac, FES ary ‘mau under aull mm "S, corner 12th At never scales or post ponce. lip be Saturdays, from ive Aneieus a an longest e Urinary Ont Ire GraxD SINGLE NoMBER Dxawines take plese POURTH GRAND. DEAWING, aT NEW ontxanseruesba ‘Y, APRIL I® t RELIABLE | in Gia cy with 18 ete. ke ction 30 THE SRerrons’ PROFESSIONAL. 100, 000 Tickets at 5 each. sin fifthe, tn pre Ae Sia'Siands RIIFIOIAL, EYES, “$8, $10, $15. THI Glasees tee Remi ces Pa ave ‘connection. % TH TON. TES Tale

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