Evening Star Newspaper, December 23, 1881, Page 6

HIRING AN OBITUARY POET. At this juncture the sheriff en' THE TRIAL OF GUITEAU. an Order. 4 MIR. SICKLES’ DING . c- | edt nis saneture the, sheritt entered, his Mr. Speopendyke Fills WED Day. skill, They must be men of education and prac —— ——— — aS tical knowledge of navigation Of course the _FINANCIAL, Blow to Lighten the Gloom—An Expere | ing 47cus in lis hand, He approached the editor, | What ‘They Say Across the Water, _ | From the Brooklyn Ragla. ‘The Aged Groom Blithely Takes Unto | {2 services is limited, and the op- | Q LL. OFEAATIONS IN ST9CKS, BONDS, GRALN fenent Ghat BEDa%t Week —Bescent of | SELTotne toa iee-nein SS | oe canes “Say, my dear,” said Mr. Spoopendyke, as he Himself a Helpmate, portunttion to acoeke tak Soyeuse tem ere: AMent : Sook oe casemate, Poe. Ee Upon Bangs amd the | iyo nome ot the writer, sothat Lean chastise Lu.| Te is Just half a century since the late Mra, | Atlshed reading’ letter he had just received, ies tos Sen Tek a frequent. Sometimes a man will get $100 for | «asin Poet. ‘The editor read as follows: Trollope exasperated our sensitive trans-Atlan- “my brother, out west, wants me to buy a razor ‘The marriage of Mr. George G. Sickles, aged adjusting a compass, theugh it requires only a = BY Max ADSEER “We margacet Our little Hanner in a very painful | tic Kinsmen by her outepoken book called “Ho. | TP and a suitable present tora young lady, | 1, and. Mn. Mary Sheridan Sawyer, aged 40, | CRPOU Of tis time. Of cuuree each compan | ager me ' A rather unusual sensation has been excited 1 | and we often asked, How can her harsh suffer- | mestic Manners of the Americans.” No passage | 84 send them to him was celebrated at the appointed hour, 11 o'clock, | must be readjusted if it is used in another List of rates : ca the village by the Morning Argus withia a day or tags be borne “I didn't know that a razor strop was @ suite-| in ct. - sel. eriority of American compasses is | ®t Free gu that it contained occasioned more laughter upon a in St. John’s Protestant Episcopal church, Var- | Sel. The superiority o! comy | 3. MICHELOT & O0., 48 Broad this, or more irritation upon the other, side of | Present for a young lady,” replied Mrs. Spoop- | ick street, yesterday morning. The assemblage | SW 80 far recognized that British manufao- | two;and while most of the lersofthat wonderful | When her a was first reported, her aunt got Sheet have thus been suppiied with amusement, | |. Up and snorted the soul of the editor has been filled with gioom | With the erief taat she supported, for tt made Chicago house, F. A. BLD aS & CO. f - ers eal- | at-aen the Atlantic than one in whieh she described | @"4¥Ke, Who was busy mixing catnip tea, and | which alled the church was composed mainly of | {Ware Paying us the compliment of steal cf forlorn. % : caught the remark imperfectly. i ‘ ingonr ideas. But thelr work is of acknow- | woow youn, and wrath and despair. Colonel Bangs recentiy | ef feel fori | with much satirical humor the interior and ap- Oye WOUia Oe acute nae for some doa | DUsiness friends of the groom and their fam- | jedyed inferiority.”—New York Sun. N ’ Getermined to engage an sssisiant to take the | “She was such a little seraph that her father, who | pearance of @ court of justice at Cincinnati, : ies. A great many, attracted by the unusual ——— ace made vacant by the retirement of the emt- | | gasted married women, it it would sharpen ‘em LACKAWANTA nature of the event, came without invitation, doest't seem to eare if he ne‘er smites in | While an important trial was going on. The —— a | in = yl . WESTERN nent arteritic, Mr. Murphy, and he found in one | |Judges, three in number, were sitting in banco, ee eee ine Seas ate sai but all who presented themselves were ad-| , MY friend T = singin . ane PATLWAY COMPANY, of the lower counties of the Stata person who mac, We Hope, to beaven, atthe ear age |and all that Mrs: Trollope could see of them | aewtae ance eae Ge my brother | mitted. Deep interest was manifested in the ae eta Gan aapetid kee "ya res coe appeared to him to be suitable. e name aif “ti never. | from the body of the court was the soles of their bserved was ceremony, and thro’ t the rit » | teriousl ple sure € SUX PE S ee tha aye ma ta SPAS His has Gens Com ral Starts off at eleven), Where she'll never- ¥ y, ughout the ritual the peuple boots attached to legs stretched out at full | out west wants me to send him a razor strop re have pain’ stood up and cran.d thelr necks to obtain a | hiding. A charmer was rent for from th gna tributed to the Arges verses of a distressing char- ‘hh and supported upon the desk in front of | and a present suitable for a young lady. Now, h = a INTPREST PAYAPLE SPMEANST ALIS. DRO - ; \took at the pair. Inthe service the May and | °F Bubanpar, The mancame with a basi THE FIRST DAYS OF GARU Aly any dune acter, and I suppese Bangs must have become ac AS a consequence of this, I withdraw all the MS oniuir © honors ” consumed an in- | | can get the strop, but I don'tunderstand what | December of life were represented, the intwer flaceolet—no clothing save a waist clot! The nord f th the 1 » Lackawnute aud watnted with him through the medium a oe ef sa hl Pea Hf ordinate amount of tobseco, wi of course, eata in a toddling 4-year old, Lizzie, the little daugh- | S@8ty rag over hisshoulders. He was Western ta ox a with the feelings of a ch; ” kind of a present he wants. ddling : |, Lizzie, the lit au a then take % Swick bad ea aes t eorrespondence thus begun. No one In th dred 1 Le co isee ney ee, ine attended |S . Spoopendyke, her | eff George J. Sawyer, the son of the bride | 4 then taken to the rooms which hax The Mortyesee be ® ta. Det Bangs would ever have selected st . Colonel Bangs placed | With consequences to which we need not et me see,” mused Mre. Spoopendyke, and the latter in the person of Mr. Sickles. so fatal. The charmer examined the 4 well as upon the Need. For nd. groaned. now allude. but into which Mrs. Trol- | shopping instincts riging to the surface. “Does for an editerial position. But Bangs ts he {5 exceptional He never operate: ‘that person must | Iepe entered with realistic love of detai hat kind of lady she Is? TOS ne fe ne nual peinty etierited|| TS canna tenon sor mee ae ae aie “that pei st | Io ered wil | he say what kind ofa young lady she 1s? rom a ri inet ar. Lizzie | mono Ne” fo 5 tmyseltin | When the co adjourn at idday, ie ly W young ty om aroom on the right of the altar. Lizz 1. J. & C,H SMITH, STOCK BROKIRS : Ae ; : | Then a corbra’s Lead emerged from the b . sc know: $, and he Is more than Tame: oe ‘0, he doesn’t!” roared Mr. Spoopendyke. | and Alta, the youngest dauchter of the con- | S :: astm ~* ¥ Sabie ta evra Goes ta dete tree ae eae dinner, “one of the Judges caught | «ze leaves something to the imazination of the | tracting ‘parties came first, and. were flowed | fhe charmer pinned it to the ground Ww “HE MISING ED ; Me cliet oe aay cat acti Gace caer ke unt, part roel retired With hie Nas, andicted for’ reader. I suppose, she has got arms and les, | by the two older children, Roma aud Pere, | frhed stick. then seizingit with the other h CRE MESING Roo NX mo other persat posing arte Nae to be very happy. It expresses | £0 salisre they yh him intoan adjoining /seause if she hadn't he would probably have | Then came Mrs. Sawyer, leaning on the arm of | 2 ad. a —— SAMPLE Cor does right to cc cebods 3 hese people ave no sonl— | States ergo s and even re- | an average Woman; now, what can we get for | Frank ‘Emerson, of Boston, the sister of basket. sa rei manner. e when he employ- | no appreciation of the B jut fname ne neara | FOlutionary chanres n the Inst fly years, | hep = 3 g | BElde, followin, At the rear were Mfr. Morris | Wently @ chicken was given to one of the _ MENTAL ; Lipieetiemeern A erin 4 middle-azed Charles. Dickense when om apa 1s reese), | “If L knew whether she was a blonde or a brn | F. Dowiey, the warm personal friend of Mr. | am. it ots peed th S| een ees hy ‘The colonel, in his own s volonct’s | Hublic dinner was given to him at New York be Rette, Fcould tell better what she would like,” | Sickles, and Mr. William Sickles, the nephew charniers ply their trad Advaners onade aud steal sheewd. He had observed the disp = prostr. aint pu ae ee was given {0 him at New York by yoptied Mrs. Spoopendyke, who, like the rest of | the groom. Mr. Sickles looked almost as bois aot A their x a ae i if wan ALK. CHISOLAT & « bied ead WANS Yeon ters Fo en ease ane ee ot HOW Guaree aap eelE he American | her sex, always associated a woman with the | 28 his nephew, and : tion of such imposture fn this ease, nur d give expression to the feelings in ve t O8- ‘nce of hisemo- | W charge myself, ned. color that becomes her best. “Do you suppore | tWo. He walked with a firm step, and in his osture in this ease, nor d OPERATE IN INS WISHING Th eto use Br y as to make nV curred to him that it mizht be Stimmer’s poetical talent in such The Argusa very jx to the public of B to declare how astounded Ihave been by the : saath : have becn t 8 for it, since the mau Sto de r_astounded I have y the }he means something for her to wear, or some | dark well-fitting suit made a handsome looking | x for it, sinve le ee Te ete, geen around me on all! ornament for her hause? You see 1 don't know | The costume of the bride became her, | une {rom a distance. Ar the ther she keeps house or boards or lives at | 8d her personal appearance was the oceasion of | (Oy oC ZeS | home.” | much comment. By a change in the previous Ppp anes, and, even they wants eho, ND & CH old repro FY-leaded oi g RING ARIOOUE CE : U-and peopled, | "What difference does that make?? demanded |-atransemegia the bide ‘was elven agas ty ate : ied tego mS SE RAC eenee | inthe promt Jer ‘cities almost out ottres | Mt. Spoopendy She's probably a human | William Slkles. Mr. Sickles answered the ihe autor rotates eusanee ied — at d ean BD. bidet st = arte Sees Ble ps 0) pna , 3 © clerzy- Ms the 4 not ouly ae Of ie, changes in the press. without whose ad. | ting useful for a female who lives ina tree and | tOnc, and lis words could: be plainly’ heard. te | NEN iE hs ke ee tha EE CINTISN ror < Sinhala theca fake place anywhere else.” | hops’ with light hearted skips from bough to | every part of the church. ‘The yowe of the | Zauner quite in the shade E.R. Sis i] the village, but Ht would Se © ont In the woods, j Pelee all theve, mutations, However, our | youn like a dod gusted crows” ne” '° | bride was firm aud pertectly, audioler ‘at the | pute of extraordinary performances inthe trance PERATIONS IN Si : culstion. ce cubtut hole in the ground, voy. | Kinsinen have yet to learn how to’ con- | u might. get her a toilet set,” suggested | conclusion of the ceremony the bridal company | | Runjit Singh determined to Ore JOUN. A « When Mr. Slimmer arrived. the ie bumble-bees buzz aud the wood-peck- | duct a Gelébre 80 that. the pris-| str. Spoopendyke, taking refuge ina temaana | hook hands with the amfalster ‘and retired to | © Luton Soe fakir ioc wai ankers and Brok Gesae cipearion uss taeoy ts 4 : bugs tumble around; cel inte ridfetle. and et yon Cots | one idea of an appropriate present for another | the reception room to receive. the congratula. | Wa" cloth, his tongne drawn i : i nd lad tn Bast ragicnol Teacied ti n the snow aud the-stush | %¢! it dicule, a weary the court to} woman. | tions of friends. In accordance with the request 2 mclle rates ith distraction by the pr peuld tau «rhyme or two: St little bed, he dembon ie pele Perens Treelevency on “She don't want a toilet set,” snorted Mr. | on the invitations there were no presents or Sr ciieitaes teak Minnead Meek saa Visit the place with hissed ne for tistance, when—a jury having at Tongth | Spoopendske, “any more “n wants the | flowers. signet. The man lay thus entombed j _—_st eugns-n,ees b pla i is sted.’ Ween und ibe Gal or Chores tea aati chickenpox! You want to think of something | _ Among those present were John B. Haskin, | \ Tors The tomb eas then ops and the f | “PI teach you to talk about straddie-bugs! rt a : ‘ : | that is pretty and at the same time that she can | Stephen Massett, Dr. William M. Giles, William : e * rs POCK TE PA WIRES instruct youNbealahe Fale n your ine | Commenced: ner as we can see, is there | {itis pretty and a | Stewart, Charles Smith, the organist: William |" Was found in the same position, but “ sRAPA WIRES iptalione Gin eiis: oun sing wood | Anything to indicnte that even now its end is|“Ciyy° Would one ofthe new painted poree- | E. Burrell, George F. Le Jeune, James H. Cole, | rather emaciated,” his tongue was re 1 Knuw about Jane snd Ar. | drawing near, “In this Tespect wesincerely hope | iain flower pots do?” ventured Airs, Spoopen- | Man, Thomnas FE. Cable, Gen, Charles Roome SL ee y sptegble | that we are In error, and that a verdict may |) = | Charles Harris, president of the Nassau Ban’ is throat, and ian tour: he © ricisr Weamatone ees wae out with a | soon be arrived at; but, at any rate, it is no é ‘Daniel oi @ Dee experience in India. BETWEEN WASHINGTON AND NEW YORK. ay eas Le dulahni an; “That’s it!” howled Mr. Spoopendyke, “a | Daniel P. Ingraham, jr., Gen. James Hale, Dr. een eae epee | Ciuitenn's triad as ea eue fae the conduct of | nower pot with a measly sucer underit to | Lewis Hi. Sayn , the Hev. Nicholas Bjerring, | Ir ss Sar that one of the ar supersti- At th ior gave the states as upon this side of the At- | Plant the tree in when it turns cold! That your | pastor of the Greek church; Royal E. Dean, | tions which prevail among. miners in the sreat | H. H. DODGE, ; nat lasue was of the sim cee Se legged bows patnted on | master ey Tages XG bee Pennsylvania coal flelds is that if any ma aa . - ss he oul and a hole in the bottom, so she can v! Mir. & a charter m Pt ina mine disaster is = - the gloom. Har chat AH that any | ase It in the spring for a spy glass!’ That's the | delegation of 50 members, includine t lief is chiefly confined to wate tke tal shot. All that the | idea! A four dollar flogox pot for asix cent | cers. The ladies included Mrs, Antonio Bazi prejudices are re: . < Bonds, Stocks and Inveetmest Securities Boueh tand = Ena i rose bush with the blind stazgers and a touch of ihe moter of Ce Vane ee past w who are natives, and) w! is a stime | Sold on ¢ tedtou, ~ ? ip! Where's the pot? Fetch forth the | Mrs. Carlton, a danghier of Sickles; ) indulged ‘in underground — except .by ° heartstrings ¢ eS nfm as lone act . on 0 7 ie 70) c ‘and to ende: y iacgy sure an tar iP ecintaae teenie 'y soned flower pot!” and Mr. Spoopen- | Anna Bisho William H. Ryder, htless or reckless persons. Like ail supe | = from contempls tion of the hot a 1 . | dyke leaned back in his chair and glared at his s - Smith, Mrs. Pell, } this one is supported by along cata- | N- 539 ISrm STRE (CORCORAN BUTLDTNG,) ‘Ketrain irom despoudency, 1 suppose, and lift i nt | OF jess UAE s, Bat seliiorn stongh to ex-| Wife. Barnum. Gen. Sickles did not attend “pro that it is the truth. i A hor argony say OLE Ua the tee | tuching to actions of wate ee oasibiiity at= | 11 tell you what will ao, my dear,” saidMrs. wedding. For almost an hour after tie : Onthe 2 of December, 1872. Ms Agency for Princeand Whitely, Stock Brokers Madar tondianess witte saci pracccel umoriistin oa; deste tee 3 uey the rougt! | Spoopendyke, approaching ‘the next suggestion | ceremony the couple were sutrou by | Powell, a mine boss, imagined he heard a man | youcan abesia the advertisement. Throw a dake thie execu ‘autiously. “Why not sendan album | friends, “who wished them joy whistling in the shaft. “Investigation proved Klamour of porsy, Cr insta over the | cGuiteaw ha _, You mean one of those books fora lot of | that they were not allowed to mak : that no one had been whistling at ail. He was | rE lace details of the every-day itfe of ht on his trial, nor could a prisoner, standing , iots to wish they were dead in?” arked Mr. Hoel, pee Mrs. Sickles 5 told by the miners that he had had a bad omen spies “ “ ha ela pe Ebi Borate it ptand energetic parent of | ut the bar to be tried tor his 1 e contrived | Shogpendyke, suspiciously. | GrandiCenteal Doreen en ee and at some trouble would befall him. That | Sot A Fumcien Botnen, Piaeeiaa, See Fnovingilre i ee ees She Due anine: ones when a unin with red halr | wit that tine to set_pubile ‘opinion against 0,” replied Mr. Spoopendyke, “a photo- , Grand Central Depot to retura to New Rochell. | ni ht as he was leavi the store of Captain York, Boston and Washington. Orders executed on the you may be ableto supply trom your imagt i arrying | Lim wore effectually than this unhappy man has graph album. z : ban hale breakt i Williamson, at Summit’ Hill, midway between | New York Stock Exchange at one-sighth of one per cont Sl jaemband a king uos. TeTtRyaUine nin Don’t want tt rented Me. Spoopendyke, pie morning, ee {| Lanford and Mauch Chunk, he was shot dead by \coniniosion, Private and dint telegeayh wine to : us =r sontemptuons ‘ou mean that sort of thin i afta \ k s hat the reason it | Mollie Maguire assassins, who were afterward é “oan i s face, ey Ore SUR Gh tee a ao | chat a girl always brings out after tea and vas not held yesterday was because it and the | captured uy Deteetive McPatian and hanged st ena Acpanpee segisgeeg gyre - : Ways (0 teks nt view of 4 = , ‘s oe 3 ‘That's ma and that’s pa, and thet’s Aunt Vin | wedding together would take up too much | Mauch Chunk. The miner think it was the | Which onlers are executed on the Stock Exchanges She sunshine of sinfles, a5 1t were, to burst through | 171 g caiOr tenet in” eine ot cone aee ae as an | 22d her little boy. and that’s Uncle Si, and that’s fime for a single day. His friends were mostly | whistle of the fatal bullet that he heard that | i those cities and reported back promptly. Quotations Morning’ Argus hut around this town, it will bef SNotiors wecs—for a moutlifor 2 ¥% lite withont a friend in the world. who | tune sj and tats Uncle Jess ‘and that’s my | bu se wey could not attend bot | morning. | of Stocks and Bonds and information reganiing the =a ev He will never come th any more 1 his father, whom. he fouscht: ce N . ain't she sweet? And that’s a dog curred the same tis likely that : a Oe | Markets received through our wires INSTANTLY 4i- Mr ‘Slimmer had charge of the editorial depart. | ed B ings. “He Las goue to Sout Aiucrica. with | Witi'a wiles who hae leh Minne ate eat toga, gd T don't know who that 6, | there will be 500 at the dinner, most of whom | Mus Mrsxie Ccumtsor, the actress, who was | 1° tom the 3 Exchay 1 Ment the next day during the absence of Colonel | the Intention to mn there during the rest of | With y, i foo jrother, | and that’s Clara Morris!’ Don’t want it!” And | will be gentlemen. Only those who r arrested in New York Wednesday night on a | TAS Ss Sew York Stock Exchange nl Pa ae MORE ON ee ee he eee re ee ae a eee | Site YEN Ee CSS Cee ate ee ltis | Mrz Spoopendykels voice rose to a steam whistle | Invitatlonato the weddlne win he emminen, | cuaree of are larceny preferred by hier dress- | ES’ G * and evening desth-nott rived; and when one = ¢t9 see him, You had Detter meee alm: taune andl with the Onelas comand Ree fd ave | Pitch. “S'pose I'm going to inflict a suffering | Mr. Sickles’ business friends call him “Gover- | maker, was yesterday, after a hearing, dix | LADIES’ GOODs. See See etree cee oud ek fis | Wise, you aS a Irlend, to take the ext bust 10 | ttre The imei ae he prisoner to his brother. | Public with a bookful of oid stagers that all look ee He is a ‘great, story teller. and a great | charged, ithe evidence falling to sustain the YE vos suaxnes hair and agonize until he succeeded in completing | Sturt at one | inlaw, Mr-Seovilie—who has undertaken the dis- | 2!/ke and have been in every meas! album since | Imanytake dinner with him to he , | charge. appears that the dressmaker sent | 4} = MODISTE, a verse that seemed to him to accord with his in- | | “Thats unfortunate,” sald theman; “I came all | tasteful and unpopular office of defending him-. | Ad&m bezan to wear pants? Can't ye think of | which are always interesting. r her a dress which did not suit her. She retained ra Penney vania ave.,over Deutwey’ Stationery Store, seructions. | the Way from Delaware City for the purpose of | TAteTal ANG | peopel ala kee — | something sensible?” | food, but his mealsare substantial. He used to | the dress and sent word for the dressmaker to | Fewerly with Lory EGOS New York, and Wim, ‘The next morning Mr. Slimmer proceeded calmly | be pent aeons Po iseshe eee pre care tatome reo ake wtnat ry “Wouldn't a half a dozen forks be nic crow at the conclusion of his meals to show his j call on her. Instead of doing so the dressmaker | J 8. specialty; e aftice for the » of emba oy yu: wi sorry,” sail Banzs sarcastically. | advocate’s patience, i endy! 5 vigor e rea 1 i £0 varrant f 4 portent, bond oil inka of ouler departs Gace ile will regret inteaine you. (1 will write to iin, | roused to still seater astonishment by tit faltered Mrs. Spoopendyke, almost at her w Sane: pe iors Bar hieernpea be sartetronee Cotas Wee Ee ae | ork, euyerior ‘Gelings. ‘saufacton e 3 observed | and mention that you dropped in.” suffering of the jude. whom Guiteau iscontinual- , ” g i pe “ » ATIOTIO ALES. 235-Gmn Scroed of people in front of it, struxsiine test | _ “My aume la McPadden veald the man. “I came insulting. In addition to We lnpe taene ex- |g) ast the thing” gasped Mr. Spoopendyke. Governor, T don’t hear your cheerful AUCTION SALES. } — Sito the door. Ascending some Stops on tue other | ak the head of the man who wrote that obit- | Gamation, “yon keep qu judve,” the | “Half a dozen pitchforks and a ton of Then -doodle-doo any more. What is the rea- | —— = = —————— 5 | side of the street, he overlooked the crowd, and | etry about my wie. If you don't s ee. s on s q ress 2) tentaiwol ight throw in an eieht day hen coop and “Ihave not forgotten how.” replied M THIS EV 3 5 could see” within the oflice the. clerss | eatny i Be St eee ee bing over the back fence! You’ 8, and he gave agood imitation of a roos. | ———— aa 7a Saas | STIVAMIA AVES STORE See ee wee te en Tt appears that Mr. Beecher had eas 4 s ings! All you want isa chin | ter i p day fom | PeWSebOkEkS ees | naka, &c., tande in supe Randle then, while the mob | pushed ana} spoken from tho pulpie Some Gone tole | Wuleker a chinmey to be a dot gasted Santa | 10 until 3, and he is r ¢ to be found be- SATURDAY, DECEMBER SEVEN. ye Ladies Cau fave Dresses cub resnea ia that 7 vious. |. cars. gone from this 1f words about the culprite.cin« whereby He tro s!_ With your intelligence on these sub- | tween those hours. When asked why he spent {SEVEN P-M., alarce ond ealnel and baried, and a perfect tit courted. ‘Stand! th me Font of the | s a oWs and care: A Dr SIRs WHEECDY NE jec! zu da strike anda gine pot to | his honeymoon at home instead of taking a tour. deus, consisting of Gold a: = Seeger Ofiice there wast mae each of Whom | Re ee ee | 1 goilig to buy this present | As is usally the ease, he replied: “I cant spare TURKISH BATHS. Was engaged In re g rus with | erie he : Lm: tie , hil whe had Hat y Mr. Spoopena: not out of the | the time Uae my boy.” The v it 6 Sie ab earnestness that M er had never before BORG Dis SY a - seep aud tore down the street. with his he G v Rochelle assembled at the seme coed ‘ ey bathed her w : yi e ve noticed tha { . . Dod ation 5 seen displayed by the p 0: that she a es : i Oe TRA Wena ecehne ee aoticon Hist: | enuic in his ahoulderé and his fst li ils pock= 1 Sickles last evenieg to con- for re eke bard conchwbied that either his poetry touched u id Heary Ward Beecher is doing some | Of, | who came were made wel- 7 paths, $1, 6 tickets, $4.50, @ sympathet in the popular hgart, or tie:t | anky’ work on this eas to attend | x nd a very pleasant time was enjoyed. . HL. Dt trician. =) a appaltts disaster had Occurred tn somme quar | wpheman who h > Late Mrs ' yi us ting . and af yous isp. cin liiente were served. Aid tigre wero === ae ; = © giobe = . the scorn ap atl } =) lias ldo you would’ not teers baa . aie on | ti ae Se a VE — A ROADS. He went round to the back of the off nf rer ba i a i what do you think of that?” | Mr. Sickle: yong in 5 wd ADS. cended to the editorial ro ‘As he a H nay atte on. tp Hn ere 004 | he : <pirits as any present and entertained an inte Saacraed dante PALTINORE & OHIO RAILRUaD. 20 ca) On | Caskey ect asa doubt that Mis. | 32% Shoopendyke opened the pazecl and dis: | ested throag of listeuers with lis inlnitable | ANHOMAS DOWLING, auctioneer |B: ee nate eee ngs With 2D | Titton told the trath about hin. I tel! him closed # huve crim: s es — IO Tp THE MODEL FAST, AND THE ONLY LINE ‘on tol ; habout bin. en Poe anu 20N OF BOHEMIAN VAST: ad Je the oor, is | pare ee eu States ea Sonia ba ° - ADJUSTING SHEPS’ COMPASSES. pean re Si ae | THE EAST AND THE WEST, VIA WASHINGTON. at contemplatio! ‘horrors of the tomb. It | the dignity of the court over which he pre- How did you dome tol think of 1t7” she ate Work in Which Few ¥en Are AY DECEMBER TWEN- | DOCBLE TRACK: ‘pon tis Who connscled me to muke the | sides as to perinit such a speech to bem Sere eing Heng seen a : ica poct_Stelen. Acsetican 46. O'CLOCK. | : shine of e s burst throu | In point of fact, however, trom the comme replied Mr BOR ENON Ee story HOMAS DOWLING, Aucuoneer. ————~OS«s SCHEDULE. TO TARE EFFECT SUNDAY, DECEM- pest or Mek. Ti that red-headed | 4... his tri Juite: ais been mins tter that if I couldn't think of anything |, : ay fea | eo ma> DOWLING, Anouoncer. | BYKY a1. mn - : ment of his trial, Guiteau has been ma ] : There are plenty of British ships supplied a A.M. monster couldn't smile over that allusion to whis- | ation, and has trampled Jud se to yet a handsome handkerchief. Here it | : J supp MEGULAR SALE OF FHOLD EFFECTS, | 4). ~ mentee and rum, i those remarks about the. ren. | {he situation, and hus trampled J 8 and Mr. Spoopendyke drew out the letter | With American compasses, but I never heard of COMFORTS, CARPETS, Be. Sp aST t ite hance “My name is MeGtue, sir !—W! Me bbc a legs could not divert his mind | witnes aes 8 riumphantl: | an American ship fitted witha British compass,” | _ At my Auction Rooms, SATT DECEMBER — 5:00—Baltimore, Elhentt City, anak & lector ob the Sts ; from the ho Of the tomb, was It vy fault? | ness who ga} ence un} "i Hersaveletoc: ° s TWENTY FOURTH. at TEN OCLOCI Baltimore, anaes sed ep your paper this 1 : McFadden grovelst He Knows no more about | oner iaid himself open to a volley of contradic ict ¢ 4 he Says a | said an ancient mariner to a Sun reporter. “It * ALSO— | ‘trasburg, Winchester, i E bach hall mlg my de pootry than a mule knows xbout the Shorter tion, insult and vituperation setae ceeae ee ne oe is a curious fact,” he continued, «that although | Two xcry handsome China Dinner Services, 128 pieces | 4, Relay. xemese Sad F Rave come aro mand, | 'The’ poet determined to leave before any more | Patent from the outset that a pled ing her thumb on the Pieaee Tego you can buy a first-rate compass for $45 it | Several very handsome French-plate Mantel and Pier | 8:10—Po pcks and Way Station ‘MEAN by the following Infumou: Peay one the only possible defense likely to save th thy ao ice ; ii Mirrors. | 8:15—PHLLADELPHIA, NEW ea COT a ree ee| wretelicd maniailifes bub eurcly tires aeve gasted woman!” he howled. | sometimes costs $100 to adjust it toa ship. This | wiecant Walnut Upright Folding Cabinet Bedstea: EXPRESS. "Parlor Cary to % “The death-angel smote Ale ’ jumped down from his chair and crept softt rwauldh have morsuthen! autiseare a in? Why didn't you tell | has become a very difficult operation since the | Sattress AB | HOE STAUNTON AND WALLET, EXPRESS (oom ' And cave blin protr 7 | gd dee ei : ge valor kat Ja cy ‘ore what he wanted? What did you let | oti ine etl a BENGiN recs fur Hagerstown and at Point of Kocks for Ble wore achecked shirt anc se Nine: "Slory toll by the foresnan relates that Colo- | previous to the 2d of last July, Guiteau was | Me before whi eck to wet this flax tor when he | Litreduction of iron ships, which at first played eS ee 00t raerick, palit te ada pac wa bane att E 3 pe | Never regarded as irresponsible for his actions | 16 Er ebe heen ee ae deuce with all the compasses, The British | * ore ang 5 510-542 Loaiaana avenue. eh eee adores apeealvig Over there on the evergre | direc 0 | him when he was w ing the chiefs of the re- | than you've got I'd put my broken 1 n admiralty paid a zood deal of attention to the will sell at the Bazaar, on SATURDAY MORNING, | Coulee, Beitville, Laurel, pot ¥ p mone His friends are informed s funeral takes | Ue landing, and the colonel was about to begin his b olicitations fi fice. | head and hire out for the back fence of an idiot | subject, and their manual isa standard work. EMBER ‘TWENTY-FOUR, 1851, commencing at | Jessup! and Hano . piace qucirel wiih Siiinmer, when ef enraged 0&1 (wo-| BEA cen Dery wich hls) sulteliations for) omice; ” But the business of adjusting compasses is con- | ™! LOCK, without reserve— 110-40 PHTSBURG, CHICAGO, CINCINNATI AND Preduely at quarter post four. | than who iad been groping her way up stairs sud. although his over-weaning vanity and ag- |“) 04. Spoopendyke dove into his chair, © is A 1 glass-front Hack, in perfect order; ST. LOUIS EXPRESS. plunged her wabrelia at Bangs, and held ive egotism render him far from a desir | ANd Mr. Spoor eee + | fined to a very few experts, who get their own 2 second-hand Top Buxey; nee : “This is simpiy'dizbolical!_ My late brother h 1 in the corner while she handed a Copy of the | able acquaintance, no man, however little will- | 414 snored lustily until bed time. | prices. The late Capt. Comstock was a famous ines fon Bary; 19 Raltimore, Ellicott City, Annapohs and Way Bo wart on bis nose, sir. He hud npon his | ea teen and polnting to a certain stan- | iny to have anything to do with him, or to mix | “Anyhow,” thought Mrs. Spoopendyke. as she | aajuster of compasses, and Capt. Fry is now the puleeieetratr Hn os 2 neither « pink wart nor a re | sked him to read it aloul. He did go i with a8 a companion, thought him mad be- | put the handkerchief away, ‘I can find out leading man employed in New York. The pre. rent Or a Wart Pr ct a} hat tremulous voice and with frightened | fore he killed the President, where he bought it and trade it ont for match | cise method of adjustment is a secret that'wes : a gratuite hat do yon ames follows: | Ne enrused colonel. The verse was as | Tron this side of the Atlantic we have al- | Sales and lingerie for the baby, and by the time | C86 meth kept. Generally it consists in placing — 8:20" Ttaitimore and Way Stations, (Winchester, Fred- tL YUU LO say what do you mean | follows: ready had a surfeit of Guiteau, and are begin- | he gets a strap to suit him I will be pretty well | various magnets near the compass, so as to FPOMAS DOWLING, Auctioneer. ricky Mawerstown and Was, vin Relay.) 7 “Heally, ste,” wan s| “Little Alexander's dead; ning to rezard his trial as an astounding illus- xed out for stockings and hair pins. counteract the influence of adjacent masses of | arate rep | SS; BALTINORE, HYATTSVILLE AND LAUREL ~ | Jam him in a comin; | ‘And di fired th hi TRUSTEE'S SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED EXPRESS, (Frederick, via Relay, stoys at Auuap- is the horrites Preant Dan sey tS ie tration of the inco: able long-suffering and | Airs. Spoopendyke fired another charge | iron. ‘To do this the ship must be taken to some AND. -UNIMPROV PROPERTY IN THE olis Junction.2 pall he punished by = ive $5 goad paws ance patience of the American people, and of their | of catnip into the baby, hushing its startled cries point where there are landmarks at known COUNTY, NEAR THE CITY LIMITS. t Balt napotis and Way Stations. ‘wee. A pluk wart! Aw- wei ar te alec inability to manaze a state Pati Presi- | 28 Mr. Spoopendyke, fast asleep, slid out of his f th i The vessel ls aor By virtue of a deed of trust, dated May 15th, Frederick, - ful! sir—awiul! The miserable scoundrel shall Rush his body right around Inability to Manage a state prosecution. Pre | chair like a ke ad of coal. “ points of the compass. The vessel is swung to | 1978, duly recorded in Liner 884, folio, 220, of the! ag cl ne tations. (On Sunday to ot suffer for this he si re | ‘To the cemetery; dent Gartield was shot down on the 2d of July, | Chair like a load of coal. each point, and the deviations of the compass | lund'recordsof the District of Columbia, ‘we will “tocks and Way Stations only.) = “How could I know,” murmered Mr. Slimmer | Drop him in the sepulehre and died on the 20th of September, and two eer eee eae are noted and corrected. sail sk public suction, in front of, the premises, on | $6:45 BALTIMOR EAEHEeS fiertioctane ant to the foreman, who with Wsiening, “that | With his Uncle Ji months are allowed to intervene between the| A Damper on Timothy, “There is a difference between the variation | DECEMBER,” ALD. 1881 COMMENCING OR TWO | 6-05 Pink at and Way Stations. — corpse hadnt nk wart? 1 weed to Enow a |, The colonet’s assaflant accompanied the recita- | latter date and the commencement of the assas- | Timblethorpe got up the other morning, and, | of a compass and the deviation. The variation | O°CLOC: PA, bart ot fb, Sac called "Pleanant | $6:45—Baltizuc moand War Seta aie xa lh pe lad mies oe i, Un With such energett> remarks as these: sin’s trial. When Mr. Perceval was shot dead | much to his disgust, found that the fire in the | is the result of natural causes—mainly variation — ventg af tiintate Seek. Paver mg tk Wiel byus | EXPRESS! LL, UREL sae eta Scones of Ire) “Oh, you willin? “D'you hear that, you wretch ? | by Bellingham, the assassin s tried, sentenced | gitting-room stove was out. The stove was one | of position of the earth's surface. The varia- | PTT, of the late John A- Court, of said District, | 18:10. BURG, CLEVELAND and DETROIT | Said another man, addressing the St d’you mean by writin’ of my grandson | to death and hung within a week of his | f the kind which i sed to ki fire in | tions oi the compass at different distances and | in Equity cause No 7.878, into lots mimbered from one EXPRESS. i = ( il : aed You w print this hideous stutt | 12, ,"at, way? Take On, | Our fathers satistied themselves that Belling- | © See ere up Deer vo Keep ai | directions from the poles are carefully noted and | C7 29 Surieige eae eecrpamree.oue tee | (er eaene eee Ew SOR oot PoSTON about my de d* son? a mean W Soy ach senna Yes | h&m was not so mad as to be unconscious of | all winter, and Timblethorpe, with a man’susual | every capable navigator makes allowance for ‘Tth street road, eishtjon Mt. Pleasant threeare ||| Hyattestisand Laurel 2 Bangs, that It was not with your authority t re, you willin’t T kemmere to | What he was doing, and rightly concluded | ignorance about household affairs, imagined that | them in laying his course. The deviations are | onthe Lue ot the to Hoek creek churchy and the | 19:47 CHICAGO, CINCINNATI and ST, LOUIS EX erent the ton a ee Soe ae yc VRE | sazamer you well with thishere umbrelier, youow. | that a trial long delayed and long protracted | it would never need fresh fuel. ©The stove is a | caused by local influences, It's vem lying | Fin eatdicisions She lo on tan Ok et eek hence | _tDalee aunday aly. Oteer treins Aaily, anew Bsecent the following scandalous buriesque. Lise tous wiper, yout Take Uy at, and that, you | would be little in haan under such cir- | humbug,” he said. “Oh, no, I believe not,” re- | at the dock where there are large quantities of | front of 30 tect, 48 fect aud 60 feet by 200 | Sunday ~ ala w orien: veh A aga x eh you | cumstances, with the public sentiment. If lied Mrs. Timblethorpe, “you ought to have | iron, the compasses will deviate. But they will lien ES on the 40 or po cate ys ee mig ad ar “Willie had a purpie monkey elfmbing ona yellow Well enough Aleck never had no Uncle | Guiteau had been put upon his trial within | Pied Mrs. 5 yy | come all right when the ship sails away fromthe | tvet have s front of 50 feet by a denth of 18 0 | OR Te Oe eee see enone Te stick, : how: you wile wrt yanre MnO sepulehre any-|q few hours of the death of his distin. put some coal on it before you went to bed.” | Geek Sunctin een thie cargo will play | toad orastetant ibe fod on ikeseient on tee mack te | Eeatooreaie satan Gee Ta Daa, chee ae Amd When he sucked the paint al of t made him | BYE, FOU Wile ier had concluded nis | {Wished victim, for which the doctors and imme- | He made no answer to this ungenerous insinua- | the deuce with compasses and risk the loss of @ | Bock caeek chiar ial bet £8, witihs Seon 308 Sect om | Sin besenen Sor ages © Be <aen ies Seneeens PR Sn den ON {that monkey in Portion of the entertainment, he left the | diate attendants of the stricken President must tion, but went on with his preparations to build | ship. A cargo of petroleum in tin caus has been cet eg sl ape gy hate ge lng perenne od feed = awe ars he clasper 3 Houel in the hands of the enemy, and fled. He | long have been prepared, the difficulties now | a new fire, for both the lady helps who conde- | known to deviate the compasses. Erame dwelling noone whit ineniront rahe | THE GREAT And bude coul-bye to earth and went Into a better | BAS Bot been seen in New Castle since t experienced would probably not have arisen. | scended to partake of his hospitality were laid | ‘While the mariner’s compass is of ancient | on Mt. Pleasant street by'a depth of 200 feet; the other 1881 PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE 1881 — and Its supposed continuing in private his | Less than a week, doubtless, would have sufticed up with bad colds, His experience as.a porter | orisin, and the Chinese made. compasses lems | Lrontnf W foe excett lot Se which frente tae teen | TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST. wes ee ve ctctor wien tue teae | Sea re fuss. Colonel Bangs appears | © Show that no suspicion of insauity ever clung | had been very limited, and he found some dim. | belore the thne of Christ by. floating a masme, | Leseel feck seep or ‘thereabout on the roa 10 | gprexpn) So eeteyt fy | c er uo mare he'll shoot his sister with hislittie | 7 tablishing a de- | Teund the unhappy man until it was found con-_ in cutting wood of the requi length, | tized needle in a yessel of water there are | Rock creek church. Sp ee TN FFRCE DECE P ¢ And no more hell twist the pussys tall and make neat Of oblitary portry, and the Argus has | Yenient to advance it as a plea to exonerate hima ly he had everything arranged to his sat- | some modern improvements of marked value of | Be fut ofered, then the lots on seid, 40 foot road o | her yow! for fun. ssunied its aceustoiaed aspect of dreariness, from the guilt of his monstrous crime. ‘The | isfaction and applied a match to thecombustible | American invention. One of these is a device | aud lustly the dwelling houre lot. Puits of the sub- | ‘Chicago Linnie Jrapeess ‘The pussy’s toil now stands out straizht; the gun | | Muay fatrly boast. however, that once during | culprit’s bearing at the bar of justice has, in-| materials, Ami them there presently poured | to counteract the deviation of compasses caused ! division may beseeu upon application to the auctioncer plug Cars at 10:90 am, fs Laid aside; uence | ee Prguuced a profound impression | deed, satisiled ail who have had patience to fol- | furth such a volume of smoke from the windows, | by inotion of the ship. In rough weather this | ¢rthetrustees. Some of the 7th-street lots will be sold ja hate 10-00 ae daly Wit, Sneha € tonkey docsnt Jump around since Littie WH- | Upon the community. tow his profane inaunderings that he is intoxi- | which Timblethorpe was obliged to open, that | motion is apt to set the needle wabbling. In 2 2 Jrom Harrisburg, to Cincionetl and G a lie died. | Dean) aes See a ee cated with seltove andeaten up with egotistical | the neizhbors rushed in, believing that the house | some cases the needle may stagger or “fly six of gs te y : “The atrocious character of this libel will | SREY Eee SSS e Sar, Amaarkene vanity; and, furthermore, that an opportunity | was in flames. “ What's the trouble 2” said one | el ‘ht points. Then it is-difficult to tell which ye when T sey that my son was twenty y Brother Gardner, in Free Press. pf having his words reported in every American | of them, as he tried to find the head of the | way a ship is going. ‘To obviate this difficulty, And that he ied of liver compat: as’ nite as I war gwine pas’ MeGuffy’s | journal, and Boe telegraphed to Europe, shouid | house in the blinding atmosphere. ‘It’s owing | an American invertor, Mr. E. S. Ritchie, of Bos- equniunous!—utterly infamous" groaned thé | grocery,” solemnly began Brother Gardner, as j Ro longer be al orded to im. When, we won- | to that fraud of a stove I bought yesterday; it | ton, invented a liquid compass. The needle ts eteh who did this Sull remaiz os kin got through pounding the stove, | ‘¢", Will our trans-Atlantic kinsfolk grow weary won't work.” ‘Nothing the matter with the | completely surrounded with alcohol. This does P his sll remains unpua! aU War GWIne pak MOGEtt sts arocel a : of atrial which has already outraged our common stove, Timothy,” chirped the lady of his love; | not effect its magnetic power, but prevents un- - = whispered SI = pas’ sully’s grocery dar sat | humanity by giving an excuse for the un- “you haven't opened the damper.”—Boston | steady motion. It is as impossible for the needle “he told me to Ii ou and © cheer tae de oleman Lee. I reckon you all know de ole necessary production in court of the dead Presi- | Courier. card to wobble in the alcohol as it is for you to alfficted toni hsources of my art; and man. He sat dar ona box, hat onde back ob | dent’s perforated vertebra and of the bullet Gs ae ea run in the water. Sometimes the liquid com- —— how 4 s i at ties. about t moni “y his head an’ feet obstructin’ de sidewalk, and | Which caused aS Is it conceivable that | Hiw a Cincinnati Girl ‘Won a Wealthy | passes have been known to freeze in very cold Unereterul!” sete somehow. Bags 35 | 110 was sayin’ to de crowd dat depresent reat- | 0Y number o ‘speciallsta,” Gr ‘mad doctors, Husband. weather. To obviate this, another American in- SAGE 18 POSTPONED TX CON- ‘Faas then there was a knock at the ait engaged in closely watching every gesture of | cincinnati Correspondence. vention, the Baker compass, has been introduced. a a te a ae “an shen she re Be bol ‘hock at the door, anda | est need of dis kentry was an incease of cur- | the assassin, and in hanging apes his every | Girls, you may have heard of the incident, but | This can not be frozen at ahy temperature. The eS HOUR and “Are you the’ € ? inquired of Colonel | Feney. Las’ winter all he got to eat cum from | word, will throw one ray of valuable light upon | i¢ winl bear repeating. ‘The young lady in ques. | liquid used is a transparent preparation of THOMAS DOWLING. Auctioneer. {de poor master, an’ all de clothes his family [the question whether he isso insane that his life iy OT eae | pelvis UNGANSON BROS., Auctioneers. Bapes cold he was. je | wore cum from charitable people. 1 doan’ | °Usht to be spared? In such cases the verdict oe ve theater a neat little hat, one of | Pfzo very Ingenious device is used in liquid 3 — Ae -—W-w- we she in a voice broken by nf * er tur! c- C sobs, “wikwhat d'vou inean by publisuing the | reckon he has dun one squar day's work dis than tater See ene area looks 80. sweet. pute erate cetenn Sad sapere el sone eager eh ne a ON FIFTH StRPET NOLTLWER i AETWEEN For Hopes (red Line, 6:40 a.mand ihe Om. Sunsiniths and wiewheu? beked thicaame.ts | bull season, and I'm quite sartin dat his wife | the general voice demauds that Guiteau should | who enjoyed a good jook at the play, while all ta chastio uacche witch Roepe the sur-| By virtue of a decd of trast, dated the. = CH am, and 440 pan. das, exons for the notice of Johnny's ddeath in your papes, | am bar'fut an’ bis chillen bungry, an’ yit he sot pay the full penalty of his dastardly and in- | his neighbors were playing bo-peep around big | rounding the needle always filled with juid, ot I saw this scandalous verse: "| dar spoutin’ "bout de needs of de kentry | human crime. The wretched culprit’s bearing | hats. At the conclusion of the performance he but takes off the strain of expansion. The best ee ip ae e jsame as if he war carryin’ half de| and demeanor since his trial commenced serve could not help asking her if she hadn’t a cart- way to mount a needle in compasses has been Sersigned ble in 6:30, 1:20,9: . Le ae te | States in his west pocket. Let me say to | but to confirm the Impression that, if he is | wheel hat. ‘Oh, yes," she said, “but I never | found to be to place a jewel in the needle card | of 4:20 5:00, a bo 30 with squilis ‘and antl-biljous pills you all right yere dat none of you need shoulder | spared from death on the presumed ground of | wear it to the theatér.” He was so taken with | with a little depression, which fits over @ brass | PIG" the following meccies 9:30, 11: And tpecae, they fed him. yourselves wid any responsibility in regard to | his insanity, @ great impulse will be given to | her consideration that it was.a case of love at int on which the needle swings. Altho ‘They stirred him up with calomel, dis kentry. Jist let 'er slide. If she runs off de | the unrestrained indulgence of their passions | first sight. He songht an introduction, and in | fwis i. And tried to move his tiver: track, dat’s none of your lookout. I know a | by assassins who will hope to escape ish- | a few weeks the girl'who wouldn’t wear a big But all in vain—bis littie soul dozen cull’d men in dis city who am continually | ment on the same plea which had Gui- | hat married the gentleman. He proved to be Was waited o'er the river.’ | worried about de expansiou or contraction of de | teau from the ayenging halter, Probably every | one of the wealthiest young men in the city, and “It's false! false! andmean! Johnny onty had one | currency, free trade or pertecshun, an’ odder | great criminal is more or less mad, but the | makes her the kindest and best of husbant fer nim Tvs 8: wicked falsehood: ahd sates | huseee” Doan’ yeu, fae “wage fon [Justi ‘should not be Siege te eae at Gidnen Paeron—Rev. Levi quik pouegs ol @ oun _ ~ ssers : wunEry. you lose any si ‘weeks MARRIAGE OF A COLORED Pastor.—Rey. “As the safety and of a pepeennenten erate ££ lov pet America won't git up right end In the | months in order that hypocrites may have | J. Coppin, r of the Bethel African M. E. Sepp inn preccsmcare oe the correctness of hens ag Ff ep ae mawnin’. All you have to do am to begin work | opportunities of feigning insanity and thus are Itimore, Was married. in this the compass, it is a common thing fora to [de kentry | cheating the gallows, Wednesday evening'to Miss Fanny M. Some, carry three or more eompasses. * One is eee the miserable outcast shall | busts her biler you'll have suthin’ laid by to of Washington, he principal of the Bain- | ing compass, another is a standard and emigrate on. I doan’ two cents fur de] Pernars, says the Lewiston (Me.) Journal, bridge street high school of Philadelphia, ‘The | in ships they have adopted the of ! strange!” said Slimmer. “And this | political fucher. Let ’em contract or sameee, the Christmas gift ing tore ‘most unob- | ceremony was performed at the 19th street, putting the we de x ii slay with my own hand as soon as he at sehen an’ leave off ‘et Sx, sn) Go compass at the masthead, so as to Ww combine ele aLiment with rit ‘ pong pe we reno dang fia elgg a enn de nh anid od aoe sratiiving fatter ig @ moustache | tist church by Bishop Payne, of the A. M. get it as far as sagt A Bn nrg weet awit ries | my dav acnork am thre ae rr hero four doctors, it Was an outrage. | Cl#ime on de kentry. them and they nt to | Obey de laws: ms itis That buc.an iite | We will now ” stam of biznes.”