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God Gave Me Bran-Flakes PROGRAM. HIS mammoth production of the Gold- wyn Goshamighty Pictures has taken six years to produce. A hundred thousand (100,000) people were employed; 3,000 horses ; 400 sheep and a director. Pointing a great moral lesson, this super- production has been approved by Church dignitaries of all sizés. PROLOGUE. “In the thousands of years that humanity has suffered, it has turned to religion for relief. One good turn deserves another. PART I. “In the Spring a Young Girl’s Fancy Turns Peculiar” The scene is a factory interior. Anita is in LOVE. She raises her head from the ma- chine and looks at the open window. Out- side little Cupids are darting among the branches. Anita presses her hand to her heart. She sighs. * “All the World Loves a Lover” Girls at the adjoining machines nod know- ingly. Anita is in LOVE. The face of the hard-boiled forelady cracks into a_ smile. They all look out of the window. They see the cute little Cupids. Ah, LOVE! Hot stuff. Anita looks at the timeclock. Five- thirty. Hot dawg! “Ain’t He Swell!” The girls rush out of the factory gates. Some of them have young men waiting for them. The Cupids in the trees are now shoot- A MOVIE SCENARIO WITH SOB-TITLES AND EVERYTHING The girls from She has ing arrows frantically. Anita’s department look at her. rushed into the arms of John. John is poor Life IS like that. “Keep Off the Grass” Anita and John walk down the street arm in arm. Then he shyly puts his arm around her waist. They look into each others eyes. They are full of LOVE! They enter a park. A cop (Irish) looks at them. He smiles. It grows dark. They drag a park bench back of a.tree. The cop sees them. - He smiles. By the light of the moon he watches the lit- tle Cupids flitting thru the trees. but handsome. PART VI. ; “Six Months Later” A shabby room. Six children are tugging at their mother’s skirt. Is it ...? Can it be ...? It’s Anita alright! At the table John is a pieture of despair. “Let Us End It All!” John proposes they shoot themselves. Anita is horrified. Then she thinks. (Close- ‘up of Anita thinking.) Her forehead is deep- ly wrinkled. Finally . . . she nods to John. Sure... let’s! “When Do We Eat?” The children begin crying. Mamma! Poppa! Anita points to an empty bread-box. COMRADE Edited by the Young A hich for Workers’ By WALT CARMON, John empties his pockets. A small bible falls from his pocket. They look at each other, “Let’s Try Religion!” Anita looks John right in the eye. Let us PRAY! They had been too busy to pray. But they are out of work. Now they have time. They are about to pray. Suddenly a ray of light penetrates the dirty window by brute force. “For Christ’s Sake!” They see the light. Slowly, Anita falls to her knees. John kneels. The children kneel. They pray to beat hell. While they pray there is a knock on the door. They all turn hungrily. “Everything Comes to Them What Waits Long Enough” John goes to the door. He steps back as- tonished. It’s a small package! He grabs it and rushes back to his family. They gather round the package as he opens it. It is a sample package of BRAN-FLAKES! (Close- up of package.) There .is wild rejoicing. Now they like bran! “The Lord Doth Provide” They all kneel in thanksgiving. They would have starved to death at twelve o'clock. They are saved. Now they won’t starve until five! THE END. Pioneers of America and Farmers’ Children THE ELECTRIC CHAIR Is being made ready to electrocute our Comrades Saceo and Vanzetti. An exeeutioner is also prepared. Governor Fuller and Judge Thayer are determined to go thru with this monstrous crime and murder two innocent men. The workers of. America as well as the rest of the world have called strikes and demonstrations protesting against this crime. What. have you done? As a workers’ child, a member of the workingelass, it is up to you to show your soli- darity with the rest of the workingclass and help too. The Governor Fullers’, the Judge Thayers’, and the rest of the capitaliats are united against the workingclass. The workingclass, including the chil- dren must unite against the capitalist.class. In this way and this way only can we free Sacco and Vanzetti. Send your letters to free. teens and Vanzetti to Governor Fuller thru the Children’s Section. Sev- eral thousand letters might help save Sacco and Vanzetti. * SACCO AND VANZETTI MUST NOT DIE! Note:—This article was written on Tuesday, Aug. 9th, therefore we could take no account of further developments since then. (Our Letter Box] Solidarity to Free Sacco-Vanzetti Dear Comrades: I have read about the Sacco- Vanzetti case. It seems to me an awful puzzle. If the workingclass were organized right and if they would: all realize that if they stop dividing them- selves into different groups, on account of quarrels, Sacco and Vanetti could be outside of the jail within 24 hours. All they need is a general strike for a few hours and it would save all the hard labored dollars for expenses. I’m only twelve years old and if all those laborers in the unions were only 12 . years old, I’m pretty doggone sure that Sacco and Vanzetti would have a dinner with us tomorrow. --RUDOLPH BRONFESKY. RED GUARD SONG By A YOUNG PIONEER. The White Guards are attacking, Plundering and sacking. Have not fear, or Comrade, -The Red Guards, they are near. Do you see the Red Flag flying? Do you see the comrades dying? As they battle against the White Guard, As they battle to be free. : Do you hear the trumpets calling? Do you see the White Guards falling? For they cannot face the army Of the class that must be free. The White Guards have retreated, The White Guards are defeated, Crushed and cowed and beaten, So the dying age must go. m Oh Hail, the new day dawning! Oh Hail, the bright new morning! Comrades, we must not linger, Great tasks confront us yet. Only Fooling Him. By WALTER NORKUS. Pat and Mike were going to America. While they were on the ship, ran to Mike and said: “Mike you'd better say * prayers, the ship is sinking. Mike goes on his knees and says, “Dear God save me. If you will, I will give you seven bushels of potatoes, three bushels of apples, five bushels of ofanges, eight hels of pears,- five baskets of cherries, etc.” runs to Mike and says: “Mike where are you going to get all these things?” Pat says to Mike, “Sh, I am only fooling him.” —T— Answers to Last Week’s Puzzle The answer to last week’s puzzle No. 26 is: WORKER. The following have answered cor- rectly: Elsie Melniker, Ferndale, N. Y.; Dorothy Melniker, Ferndale, N. Y. More Answers to Puzzle No. 25 Lillian Ballint, Barton, Ohio; Mildred Duga, East Chicago, Ind.; John Marince, Hammond, Irid.; Mary Berklacich, Superior, Wyo. THIS WEEK’S PUZZLE No. 27 This week’s puzzle is a word puzzle. Number 1 in the puzzle stands for A in the answer, 2 for B, ete. Get set———Go! D 19133 15 13 21 19 20 25 22 1 14 26 5 20 209 618554, ' i Send all answers to the Daily Worker Young Comrade Corner, 33 First St., New York City, giving your name, age, address and number of puzzle. YOUNG COMRADE SUB Send subscriptions for the Young Comrade to Young Comrade Corner, 33. First St., N. ¥. ©, %% year sub 25c—1 year sub 50c. Name (Issued Every Month).