The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, August 7, 1931, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, FRIDAY, AUGUST 7, 1931. . 41 k E . with him, but he would fight single handed aj i wood Grill, the Nome Tailoring, frrsrrrrrrrsssssssraoes e T ————————— e ] D(uly Alaska mplre mutinous crew, and he always won his battles. i { s ekl S B ! | PROFESSIONAL | || Fraternal Societies ! v Capt. “Johnny” O'Brien will be sincerely mourned ‘tsr“fpruses t:;‘év :fiflloé\fl bh:;{. \ . < OF 8 i AN — G e Nkl {doW .aad he U. S. Mercantile Stores, the i OHN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER | by literally thousands of friends. The wi W L0 & N e ) [ Pomsdeananie o g AR . han ‘1 3 . i b e = | son who survive the hero of about three score and | Mining in the Ruby district is x}a:omc Temple and the Fir? Sta WATCH FOR | Heleme W.L. Albrecht |' Gastineau Channel 3 el T R R B R o S taring will not grieve alone.|DOt very active. No new pay has — bl | e e e~ }:\I(“lwll{sjvpr e ‘}q:\\flvw‘“;ja;_m;‘ S‘\é::";ymdy e ten lively years of seafaring will not grieve been brought in since the Poorman | NEXT W Pfl’gl(z‘l:fl!lA" B. P. 0. ELKS Streets, Alaska i I assage, Electrisity, Infra o -/t — — Ainéricans hadn QafeRtel thiv Hriplish (80’ ‘often)| SRae: . ETSMIT, - ODEESFLERC A E Foug e f‘”}:deh‘;“ el e RAy, Madioa) nymnuu:“’ Meeting every - Entered In the Post Office in Juneau as Second Class | ¢ the Davis Cup, famous tennis trophy, that they a small scale and the work is be- mvml_)&s of the asonic orcer, » \ 41;) 4 '2nd ‘Wednesday in matter. - 8 ) #4 G " 3 ;. ing done by claim owners them- constituted a class that was ad- AMERICA™ LEGION Goldstein Building month during sum- = feel their only chance ever to see it again is for A | Phone Oftfice, 216 i g T SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Delivered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and | the English to win it from the French who usually selves. Only two men in the dis- triet are working for wages. mitted to Nile Temple of the Mys- tic Shrine of Seattle, which tem- SMOKER mer at 8 o'clock, ® |Elks' Hall Thane for $1.25 per month. | defeat the Americans. ple has jurisdiction over Alaska. . o| Visiting 1, postage paid, at the following rates: g brothers P D% 412.00: siz monthm In sdvance, 2 Boiling blubber caught fire on Past Potentate Donald B. Olson DRS‘KASEQ;;:EEBU“GER | | welcome. i A _(1"25‘.f s, il peotintiy | The newsgatherers' reports of long distance air |the fox farm of Sigrid Hedenstad #nd Ed Oliver of Nile Temple, § TS | | M.'S. JORGENSEN, Exalted Ruler. e 8 o Hilurs oF Irregularity | flights have discovered to their readers another|on Wingham Island, nera Cordova, journied from Seattle to Nome to et Blomgren Building | M. H. SIDES, Secretary. IO el papera L rees, 3, |Important item of interest: There is bad weather | and the cookhouse, warehouses and admit the class. BE ek ek 5 —_— or Editorial an e ces, 374. P L | 3 m. ‘Co-Ordinate Bod- MEMBER OF AS: g = | rather frequently in all parts of the world SOCIATED PRESS, | fox bins were destroyed. | william Oxenburg of Ketshikan W. P. Johiison ocluted Press ia exclusively entitled o the| o0 thing that may be taken for granted is| As Fred Soski, Hyder taxi driver, A Dresgdelf(‘;;:gaf‘m;;"';f:“;j,‘;i?? . = . i enLiah 5 i{"or ‘ot otherwise crediled in thls paper and Also the | that Dr. F. Scott MoBride and his Anti-Baloon Bl A his flu;_‘["?bfle v A O B oy ARt FRIGIDAIRE Dr. Charles P. Jenne ey :‘:f;':‘; B e SV G ¢ e s side road near Hyder a huge 1 1 S rorA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER Ledgua, BRI vl or O Democratic | Pte HoN he Toad not more ¢an Fishing and Packing Company, || DELCO LIGHT PRODUCTS || gooms L TR each month =t KAAN THAT OF ANYsOTHER PUBLICATION 3 s than 15 feet in front of his ma- tnild-cured and smoked saimon oP- MAYTAG WASHING Butlding 7:30 p. m Soot- B R e | chine. He jammed on his brakes erators, according to announcement MACHINES | Telephrme 176 tish Rite Temple Mental Measles. but, nevertheless, the car struck the Made in New York recently and _\| WALTER B. HEISEL, Becretary | rock with considerable force. In Yeported by the New England Fish || GENERAL MOTORS RADIOR g —_—e THE RIGHT IDEA. . 2 ¥ i ¢ ohto| 5 report said that “thinkers” were “head of the contamingezonsiderableumonhey. WAS| ok on. the. Biddwatk ISk * | Secretary. o/ SSMa ra , Republican, ol o not molested. The police have no . —— Congressman Frank Murphy, Rep! Humorists, statesmen, | DO P . OEDER OF EASTEEN BTAR Becond and Fourch in an interview in The Empire after his return from | (Manchester Guardian.} insidious and dangerous. at which men are most “intellectually productive.” Sir James indulged in a bout of the most mean- ingless statistics that Nordic brain could produce. list” at the age of fifty-two. and philosophers followed helter-skelter in this mys- Statistics are a kind of mental measles, particularly common in the United the resulting crash, Alex Halstead, ki was uninjured. The automobile was not damaged much. from the Lyons Meat Market in Stewart, B. C. clues. (day. | drag-line mine outfit with which The cash register to work property there. |Farm at Seldovia, is said to pelt | high in dark skins. company. First year in- Office Lours, § am. to 6 pm. Evenings ty appointment. Office Phone 469, Res. Phone 276 Drs. Barton & Doelker | CHIROCPRACTORS Among the various diseases which have been dis-|the sole passenger, was cut and A Phone 17 Dr. J. W. Bayne MOOSE, NO. 700 covered by mankind, statistics are among the most|bruised on the head and face. Sos- Some surf rockers on the beack Front Street J DENTIST ' Meets Monday 8 p. m. at Nome are making $5 and $6 a nt Stree uneau Rooms 5-6 Triangle Bldg. ! Ralph Reischl, Dictator Legion of Moose No. 2§ meets first and third Tuesdays States. This plague flourished in Germany before ) | p 3 e °. -l the war, but America is now its playground sir| William Curtis, shoemaker of _An oll dogk {5 “heiliy bu:]'thr | ! Phone 321 | S e, Regialy and e ifis. Vice. ChaniselloF 68 the’ University of| Stewart, B, 0, near Eyder Wi, ihe Lighigmgs Company at Nome.| | yoy Cap Save Money at || %= < S T i e St. Andrews, last week developed an alarming at-|drowned in Portland Canal. He fell | Our Store . e | MOUNT JUNEA! tack of the evil. His “post-graduation address”|Off the deck of a gas boat. WHe| Joseph T Sullivan tam;ll J;s;xp); SEE US FIRST Dr. A. W. Stewart I 5‘“:;: lndlmu'fl';)ll‘c.:fu' it showed that he had been, more or less, afflicted |leaves a widow in Stewart. !g””:‘*fi:“’. e O sceie. oy | Hareis Iandiaie-Cor [ Ay 4 bk day of each mouth in during the last four years, ever since he had dis- G o S !h:x AP ein Lh}; Statés for years, ar{::wex Eé"ront Street G Hours 9 & m. to 6 p. p». | | Seottish Rite Temple wenty dollars worth of hams,' . g 3 . DA % ) covered a report which aimed at showing the agel PR SO0 0" Gak stolen recently took to Bluff a complete y — STWARD BUILDING | | beginning at 1:30 p. m. G H. L. REDLINGSHAP- <7 ER, Master; JAMES W. LEIVER® a trip throughout the Alaska Railroad district | terious list—of mysterious origin—whose main object ! d i said: appeared to be to attach greater importance to Peggy Kelly, of Stewart, B. C., 3‘::::35?":;;:;2’::;3:&0& (;{e . DRUGLESS HEALTH SERVICE 4 S‘T‘Z‘lc?;c:chm Recait Increases <A races. on ithe ‘Alaska |infellfotial work done &3 fs £ge of LIy D¢ theres was robbed of $50 &ud her MeASILOD T e e ik iy “Maintain that Vital Resistance ” Rite Temple. m,mn Bl iy umntesssasy snd untiibeitherr -~ | abouts thianto. youuL etfunies R (WA OSKE snd throat were slashed, but not PP \Co% unals, - The farm|| Hellenthal Bldg. Phone 250 FELERR, Worthy cifec s to aeeresse the system's business Pt PR O O, LS s e e O etaanrs, is Jdentity 1o is @ point of interest to tourists § AND Hours 10 am. to § pam. ron; FANNY L. ROB- ; development of the coun- orty. e report to whicl r James alluded estab- » § H .- . o BT lished, by methods of measurement which must|Unknown. k°" LS { 5 = (L a THEOR, By 3 . . . surely have been kept a secret, a new order of ideas. B! s KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS Tha - Pederal. Govermienh (abAdIA rectity | The veal Suf-—or olbop-—of <hik idng f statistics, | l?hn e B :bge;:f Se“:;g . ges (it Robert Simpson Seghers Council No. 1768 the mistake it has made in its policy of | however, is their application to personalities. Enthu- 1ead:r:s:mn'a ‘s‘:'e y *} fip i t. D. i Meetings second and last e e ering the Alasks Railroad, Lower |siastic supporters of the gold stardard will delght) ., bodigp 1S v e o HEMLOCK WOOD | |} {| Graduate Los Angeles Col- | Monday at T:30 p. m rates should be restored. Service adequate in pointing out that Mr. Keynes finished his best| i oo o 00" ooictere dy Préimsciical Full Cord $7.50 H | lege of Optometry and l Transient brotbers urg~ in every particular, should be maintained. work ten years ago, while Mr. Montagu Norman S T v Lshe ety of thel Half Cord $4.00 H Opthalmology ed to attend. Councl he physical condition of the transport® <~ [flourishes in the welfth year of his ceenorinin,| e 08 BTSS0S Gty miae il FIve Cortx en gt $1.00 cord Not Only Cheaper but Glasses Pitted, ~znses MI Chambers, Pifth Street system should not be allowed to deteriorate; Liberals may be pardoned for arguing that Mr.| st "'he cho“p:d wo:)ldy i E. 0. DAVIS f better i | o % JOHN F. MULLEN, G, K. Byl be improved. Nelther Congress nor |Lioyd George never gets old, while It is sty B e rront. of ‘Dt TELEPHONE 584 i H H, J. TURNER, Secretary. o Derartment” thotld 'woery of |incredibiécfnat (Mr. Baldwin was.evet young- SN 1 4 i ol ! DE. R E SOUTHWELL | | covcias AERIE 17 F O B quibble About an operating deficit. The Na- tistics. may be used on either or any side; and | RAPIAtion. le o |4 Optome! ] DOUGLAS A!l.l!ull'l r;‘g. tatl . H trift-Optician Mevts first and third tion can afford to meet this comparatively | statistics are always forthcoming from somewherg Miss Kalissa Pesmakoff, of Al 't RICE & AHLERS CO. Eyes Examined—Glasses Pitted | eloox small deficit in the interest of the Territory, |f0 Prove “’Km’;’g‘m?’:fc ) Syt 5;‘[::"]5 ‘| Seward hospital staff, and William | “REDUCING” i | || Room 7, Valentine Bldg. | xong:’;'x:rd Hall for ultimately Alaska will repay manyfold. g Moo gt e re quoted BY| piyant, a resident of Seward for WITHOUT STARVATION GOOD PLUMBING || Office phone 484, residenss | | Douglas. W. E. FEERO, W. F. The many and varied resources of Alaska |8ir James mfxst_b, hatched either in early infancy 20 years, were Tecently married the nmew drugless Way " | | phone 3238. Office Hours: 9:30 | auY: @i, mv Vhltl!; are marvelous. Time and money wfl(l} be |or at senility's final stages. there. DR. DOELKER “Wehtell_ygu ;fi advance 1L to 12; 1:00 to 5:30 | . s 1 ov= | H TS, SR L] needed to develop them. The Federa g ; R TR G | | Hellenthal Bidg. ~ Phone 259 | what job will cost’ ernment through its legislative and admin Mr. Punch’s Ninetieth Birthday. Margaret Rowe, daughter of Mr. ® . istrative branches should be eager to en- —— and Mrs. W. J. Rowe, who was ' - Hazel James Madden I courage every effort directed toward de- (New York Heraid Tribune.) graduated last June from the Nome it | Teacher of the Pianoforte i y 1 D 5 | aM | | gand a tank for crude ofl sa: e e SRR s For no less than ninety years Mr. Punch; thehigh school, recently left Nome on ‘l See BIG VAN ® | exponent of the Dunning Systcm iy o o e : 1 think all members of the Congressional | 8 0o man with humped back, a beak- | the first visit in her life fo the 50c - 75¢ $1.00 ee i of Improved Music Study PEONE 116 BT 145 Phtty/afs ‘of one xhl dai IR respON: & Mose and a very British sense of humor has en- |States. ~She intends to take & . THE GUN MAN [| . tabtay Selin-aie . { Mr. Murphy and the other members of the |iiiCi"e"inole of the)British world and a not |course in a business college. PHONE 314 I - Harmony RELIABLE TRANSFER o Congressional party who agree with him “:Bhl“‘xnconsxdemble portion of the American. He now| e T i axi Pl e, ““I“’m;s::m?:“ and | Studio, 206 Main St. Phone 106 the right idea. The Alaska Railroad was not built | finds himself the most celebrated of all humorous| Among the business houses of Berry T ( A [‘ s for profit making. It was built as a development, | magazines, as: he ‘is -doubtless the oldest, and he |Nome which have made repaire IOPPOSITI".:‘ MIDGET L‘JNCH‘E JUNEAU-YOUNG NE proposition. If the prospects for money making had |has just issued a ninetieth birthday number to and newly D;ll"t:d é’t‘e“ frg::* ;2;5 C 0 . f o 1 Funeral Parl W RECORDS besn promising it would have been built by private | demonstrate his continued soundness of limb and |season, are olet’s Stores, el . ” arlors gn',erpiise_ Agd it was authorized before the war |brightness of mind. For a humorous periodical to | lows Hall, City Bath House, Alacka o DON'T BE TOO Licensed Funeral Directors NEW SHEET MUSIC and the period of high operating costs. A deficit |1ive for nine-tenths of a century is an achievement | Hotel, Jack Solomon's Tailor Shon, Stand at Burford’s and Embalmers “ RADIO SERVICE i in itself; but judging by the fatmess of his ad-|The Nome Laundry, T. Lehmann's Night Phone 336-2 Day Phone 22 in such times as those following the war was $ Judging by lles Barber Sh PHONE 314 vertising pages and the durability of his “make- | Stores, Gus Kunnelles r Shop, o~— . Expert Radio Repairi inevitable. ” | A. B. Hall, the Nevada, the Hol Xpel epairing t t of the land up,” Mr. Punch is good for many, many years more. 3 " 500 750 81.00 R T . Radio Tub ds 1i The Federal Government owns most of the 1ands| 'y g characteristic of the British that they io Tubes and Supplies and other resources of Alaska. Coal, oil and timber |ghould convert their jokes into an almost constitu- (e P Dr. C. L. Fenton I lands long ago were withdrawn from private entry |tional precedent and their leading funny magazine The Best Laundry | | CHIROPRACTOR in large parts of the Territory. It became & ques- {into a monument to the race. The essence of Mr. At a Fair Price \ PHONE 487 Kidney and Bowel Specialist ]UNEAU MELODY tion of the Government aiding in the development |Punch’s method is its solid permanence; the winde WHERE? i No. 201 ggldstein Béc;(z. | HOUSE of the Territory or its abandonment. The Govern- of originality that blow gustily among our own FOOT RRECTI | ment rightfully decided upon the former course, and humorists never ruffle the “Punch” tradition; the CAPITAL LAUNDRY l | MARKOE STUDIO Hours: 10-12, 2-5, 7-8 | the Alaska Railroad was one of the steps in that |“Punch” format hardly changes from one genera- Fhntie N8 Fraokiin. g% i Photographs of Quality 2 2 — fine. ‘The. rallroad olgiit: o' render the jaoeh of [Homufoitie next, and (Mo “Punch” joke reappears | 8=~ ' . 5 % beneath the “Punch” drawing with a regularity | poweews. urvicevmat will count for development. The present that would terrify one of our more fevereish editors. [ Portraiture, Photo Finish- R OOM ] (l B 0 A JUNEAU TRANSFER rates will not do that. : For Mr, Punch and the British have between them “Beautv’ 8” ing, Cameras, Alaska Views, RD COMPANY e DRl Rl sppons of Alasks vill belgisogiered the old truh that & goodJoko e the . Ete. Mrs. John B. Marshall : ’ gratefu r. Murphy an s assoclates in Con- {most durable of man-created things. As if to flaunt | With’the coal 1 it comes from our gress whom he says agree with him. That valuable knowledge, in this issue Mr. Punch | {Question and Answer Dictionary First National Bank Bldg. Diacs, Por our coal goes farther and PHONE 2201 actually gives a half-page drawing to the one about for the Modern Woman JUNEAU, ALASKA gives a more even and satisfylng| g 18| the man who succeeded in repairing his car (n heat. If your coal bin is running { i { Mr. Kelty, like his predecessor, Edgar A. Piper. was trained in journalism on the Oregonian. His| selection is a guarantee that the policy that has | made Portland’s famous newpaper first among West- ern dailies for most of its long lifetime will be continued. The Oregonion, like the New York Sun before jt was bought by Frank Munsey, has been an ef- fective college of jonrnalism. Many of the best writers and soundest thinkers of the Pacific Coast have been developed on it. Many a youth who never attended college attained profound education and high scholarship through employment on its editorial staff. It would be hazardous to attempt an enumeration of even & partial list of them for so many would be forgotten. Alfred Holman, Albert Bigelow, Edgar Piper, Paul Kelty are only a few of the very able newspapermen who grew to great cartoons and witticisms of the twenty years in- tervening since his seventieth anniversary in 1911; it is proof enough of how much he catches out of the stream of time. But no one who has got through a rainy day in some English country hotel | by turning out a stack of old bound “Punches” need be told how vividly the past is enshrined in these perennial pages. Or how well that special form of humor wears. | Concerning established humor there can be no disputation. As Mr. Punch observes, when pressed as to why he has lived so long, he “murmurs some- thing about high spirits and sound circulation” and “takes refuge in one of his own jokes. He | believes the reason he is ninety is because he was| born in 1841." An old joke—but a good one. The real estate racket is at least as old as the days of Eric the Red, the Norwegian who discov- i DRY Hemlock Wood Full Cord, $7.50 Half Cord, $4.00 ANY LENGTH Telephone 174 or leave your orders at GARNICK’S wWOOD Telephone 92 or 95 and leave your order with GEORGE BROTHERS $4.50 per Load Chester Barneson HAAS Famous Candies The Cash Bazaar HOTEL ZYNDA ELEVATOR SERVICE 8. ZYNDA, Prop. JUNEAU CABINET and DETAIL MILL- WORK CO. SEVENTY-YEAR-OLD OREGONIAN HAS |the nineteeth century versions it was watch) but AUTHORITATIVE low, better have us send you & new | Frrrr—reemr—moooeeor—. ITS THIRD EDITOR. who found he had two wheels left over. And one BOOK supply to prove our statement. Our G ARB AGE | may add that the drawing is funny. draying service 1s always the best £ 1 The selection of Paul R. Kelty for the editor- So Partridge replaces Tenniel, and Fougasse re- On Beauty Culture Problems FOR RANGES and we specialize in Feed. H A ULED ship of the veteran Portland Oregonian makes the P}Bcessl%x:;r;? b\:;‘ it s all lge same, PO of Hair, Skin and Figure HEATERS AND third editor that paper has had since almost its |SIOf ST il $us years, ARG AIGECRE MM AND LOT CLEANIN( Moves, Packs and Stores beginning Sevenlypygflrs x: sa 1ong Hims for 'a'néws-| PR, 83, incoriparsbale reflection of the habits | | Dr. Doelker Ehany 59 FIREPLACES D. B. FE ER 9 F:Ygllt and Baggage 0 b blished with 19 editor and folbles and intimate history of the British | Phone 114 E. O. DAVIS paper to be published with only two . people. Mr. Punch in this issue reviews his best|-————— -~~~ = HEMLOCK Fhona, §84 Prompt Delivery of ALL KINDS OF COAL PHONE 48 | L. C. SMITH and CORONA TYPEWRITERS Guaranteed by J. B. BURFORD & CO. “Our door step is worn by attainments under the guidance of Harvey Scott, |ered Greenland in 982, and gave it that name in . Fromt Street, next to Wi TOM SmRER 4 armer i the architect of the Oregonian and one of America's v}‘]’;g; dwT:“;“;:ce%) folonists to ita shores.—(Now . York Sa’vln g a C’mracter Machine Shop | i i greatest editors. s . { All the great nations are articulate for disarma Builde r .CABINET and T . > “ » ) ment, but in the hope of saving readers of these CAPT. “JOHNNY” O'BRIEN DEAD. official statements from ruin, we advise them nozii ¢ MILLWORK PLAY BII |IARDS Capt. “Johnny” O'Brien, who is dead in Senmel;';’erssg %‘;‘:‘:’::f and Battleships short.—(New Y“”‘[! . GENERAL CARPENTER y—at— at the ripe age of 83, was an institution in the - s p 3 RK Northwest. He was on the Alaska run with almost H “Economy is near to the keystone of char- wo BURFORD’S " e - Mrs .Hoover will free doves when the dirigible |l acter and success. A boy that is tau ht GLASS REPLACED the first of the Klondike stampeders. He had had|ayon’ is christened. It suggests that here in ||| o e hiA fency il ¥ml Pt o The flavor of our L ! a varied experience and wide acquaintance before |yolsteadia ducks might be substituted for cham- ||} Hian oA -TEllNE: th B ill bread is fine — you’ll IN AUTOS taking command of the little Rosalie in 1897. With [pagne when submarines are launched — (Boston |l s o L man wio "a‘f'fs thi say it is. It is a loaf A { an aptitude for making friends, and holding them, | Transcript.) i el rade or profession steadily, this that pleases every one Estimates Furnished uneau Auto he was soon one of the best known and best liked is inevitable.”—Gladstone. who tastes it It makes Upon Request o men in Alaska and Yukon If it is true—a frequent iteration—that pros- ood in the famliy cir- P Sho perity is just around the corner, it is time now One dollar or more will open a good he 1y mnt p Capt. O'Brien was a man of exceptional ability. He had sailed all the oceans in “windjammers” as a boy and young man before the use of steam- propelled vessels had become general. His life had ‘been filled with adventure of all sorts and . his re- to begin playing peek-a-boo with the old girl— (Toledo Blade.) We are nwamhg the opinion of an international lawyer as to whether the Monroe Doctrine will savings account. The B. M. Behrends Bank cle. It’s the bread to order, all right. Phone 477 Verl J. Groves Car Painting, - Washing, Polishing, Simonizing, Chassis Painting, Touch- Up Work, Top Dressing. tentative memory and narrative ability, With | paymit the annexation of Germany. — i keen sense of humor and genial affability, made |Globe.) Do R0y OLDEST BANK IN ALASKA { Beauty Specialists { Old cars made to look “him a most agreeable and entertaining companion. . . £ like new He was generous to & fault and had the courage| International debts, for the time being, are away Quarts S piacer Toration’ DB Come in and get our low * of a Daniel. He was a playmate of those who sailed {on vacation.—(Dayton, Ohio, Journal.) | tices at The Empire. x Lilsred