The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, September 28, 1928, Page 4

e i e R D AN S S Ly ] know any way they could act except by voting Dall) 4[(131\(1 melre B et 1t YN o ohean would not th first logical move be to elect a JOKN 'W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER“ resident th with them? Published every evening except da ] Ko to the New York Times in the re- P) NG 'O, N at d Yd Main | '.‘xelx‘:h.n}mm\“\\yik. R P {cent Geo: 1 Democratic primary the anti-Smith BN sie8 1n the Tost Office In Junean aw na Class| candidat Republicans to ask for ballots matter SUBSCRIPTION P47 Dellvered by careler in Juneau, Douslas, Treadwell and|of it all the Smith c: lates won decisively® Thane for $1.25 per nth, By mail, postage b ywing rate, ; - - One year, in ;.d.x s nwis, In advance Mr. Work contend it one reason why he Ly B B hey will promptly [has not as many millionaire Democrats switching ire or irregularity |, 1, ;ver Mr. R has millionaire Repub- Telephone for E 1 Business Offices, |licans switching to Smith is that Demoecratic MEMBER IATED PRESS. millionaires are about as scarce as hen's teeth, The Associated entitled. to the e b oo epub w g otches credited to X S Bt Dihatwia n tiis paper and also the Harry F. Morton is now talking to the voters local news published herein. =~ _lof the agricultural State of IMinois in the inter- ALASKA CIRCULATION RANTEED TO BE LARGER|est of the candidacy Gov. Smith. 1Is that a o R e B Sl = i | compiiment to Anchorage as an agricultural cen- ter, vell as to Mr. Morton? Joining the Rdl\l\\ of the huluflve. (Seward Gateway.) | According to the wail that now goes up when new families arrive in Seward and find they are unable to rent or buy a home, we know we have |entered | who have been so busy prospering they have not |had time to build homes for their incoming citizens There iz a housing shortage in Ketchikan |and Juneau and now we find the same condition existing here, which has crept upon us unex- pectedly, affording pleasureable surprise but at . - o the same time being no real compliment to our THE BASEBALL RACES. forethought or business acumen. v ‘M”',m tlikre Ave fhres closer For its size there is no town in Alaska . 5 that offers better opportunity for work and up- races for baseball penmants than those in DYO-iy ... ¢ tamilies than Seward does right now, and gress in the American and National Leagues—|y " iizons should have, realized it. There are the major leagues—and in the Pacific Coast|p, ugh new houses, but it is also a lament- League. The position of the New York Yankees|aple fact that some of the older houses have for the American League championship 1s more|been allowed to sink into disrepair to such an nearly secure tham is that of the St. Louis|extent as to be uninhabitable or no homes at Cardinals for the National League pennant, all. This has been plumb carelessness on the Shush both have & Mot the be of it In the|part of owners v}')m have overloked the future Pasihc Coust League San Franoisco .and Sac-|2nd Dot °kept thelf ears:to the ‘ground e ; +ea8 ; | With projected work already contracted for ramento are tied for first place with Hollywood| .\~ © be, there will be employment for only one game behind. Wednesday all three of y pumber of men, probably to be supplied by them were tied everyone already available here and then some, In the American League the New York Yankees|In the spring the breakwater will come. There have won 99 games, lost 52 and have three|is gtill railroad and highway and sawmill and games to play. The Philadelphia Athletics have|fisheries work, and some of the mines adjacent to BN 84 aatms ¢ 54 and have four games un-|Seward are getting on a production basis. Some Biasen o Elves the Yankees a lead of two-|Men Have recently’ arrived with vision and & By knowing they are ured of work have nego- and-a-half ies. If the Yankees should 10se|y 04 for Jots and are building homes of their her three unplayed games and the Athletics|owy A home building campalgn on a spee- should win her four games, Philadelphia would |ylative basis would not be a bad idea in Seward win. If the Yankees should win one game: and|right now lose two and the Athletics win four of her S AR games there would be a tie. The Yankees will il 4 make sure of the pennant if they win two games Investing in Mines. of the three to play, or if Philadelphia loses two (Denver Mining Record.) of her four games, no matter what might be the| . iociqant of a'large national bank was outcome of the other games. If both teams should ) oeenily criticized for investments is a gold and win all of their games New York would win by|copper miné. His reply, as reported in a news a margin of two. If New York should win onelitem, is well worth reading more game, a tie would be the worst she could Mines will be producing millions in gold, get. 1f Philadelphia should lose one game a tie|silver and copper in the future day when na- would be the best she could get tional banks are unknown,” he said. “A mine In the National League the situation is closer, |Sontains The St. Louis Cardinals have won 93 games and lost 58 with three games to play. The New York Giants have and lost 59 with three to play. The Cardinals have much the better of it, but the championship may not be determined until The ized the wor the Unit Show m won 92 the last game is played show you the people in degradation and poverty. In the Pacific Coast League the season has|We all know that poverty makes cowards of sometime to run yet and there will be many Dations as well as individuals. Mining has trans- B is - voact: thbirakaA b asan g :A)nmvll more poor men into millionaires and raised : A b o i hem to positions of honor and trust than any The indications are that the World Series| ... business Mining Nes 06 1ot than: 88 will be played between Yankees and the|per cent. of failures against 95 per cont. of fail. Cardinals, though there is yet a chance that theures shown in the general merchandising business Yankees and Giants may fight it out in New|of the United States.” York. There is, of course, a bare possibility that To be criticized for intelligently investing the Athletics will be money i but it is remote. in the championship contest, w S 7O, sary basic industries, EL i’ll()l\.\. Only the Cream. From many expert sources we hear it predicted t’l‘n:;utu Star.) that the Presidential election will be close. And When Ramsay Macdonald arrived in Canad a a a ada that causes one close elections. to recall that we have had many in Cali- deposit for you to check against at your pleasure. wealth King Solomon. the development of one of our great and neces- one of his first remarks, as quoted in the press, THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, FRIDAY, SEPT. 28, 1928. S ———— | m. The request had Committee, the backing But in spite epublican Stat those sacred precincts of cities and towns a crop already raised, harvested and on gathered from the mines Mining made Great Britain ld’s commercial dictator. Mining made ed States the richest country in the world. e the country without mines and I will immortal- n mines is to be eriticized for assisting A change of 2,000 votes, was about immigration and to this effec “The fornia would have elected Hughes instead of Wil-|trouble with Canada is that she wants nothing son. And at that a change of 200 votes in Min-|{but the cream. She is willing to leave the nesota would have carried the election back to|mother country with the derelicts, the old people Wilson A HaNES of Yess ‘tham 50 000 TNHLNE ::\11‘ the ‘}!w‘l ed, for she wants nothing but the divided among thre or four States would have press MI: ln;::y“"::;:[“‘fl:lfl: bk’leu censured by the change of 7,500 votes in 1888 in New York|gituation as NS Gl S e “‘“ be:tg “: would have elected Cleveland instead of Harrl-inot the worst. So does Australia. So does any son. A change of 600 in the same State wouldnew country in admitting population from old have elected Blaine instead of Cleveland in 1884.|lands. It is bound to be so and there {s no And in 1880 Hancock would have defeated Gar-|8etting away from it. fleld if less than 11,000 votes had been changed — in New York, which eftener than any other State Ballplayer Traders. has been the pivot According to the Dbest 2 3 authorities enough votes were changed after the| = ‘“'.““”{ Stoust olna).) election in 1876 in Florida, Louisiana and South |y, . %, toe brofessions W:‘)‘f“ the stock mar- Carolina to give Hayes a majority of one over|piivere pyery u“m;"m’fi:“m ‘.:‘l:\"lyfh«* baseball Tilden in the Electoral College, though Tilden |club hou fhallbie w8tio’ the ';‘r:‘l""w"“e“fl had a majority of more than a quarter of a mil-|that are asked are: “What happ ned (Slfi;’to?-s lion of the popular votes even after the changes.(today?"—“How did Steel close”—“How far 3,,, For a few days after election there was|my fall?” Many are reputed to have made some talk of changing the necessary number of {8000 sized fortunes. Ty Cobb, for instance, s votes in 1854 to put Blaine in. However, it|3!0 to huve benefited by a rise in General would not have been so easily accomplished that ;'r"'.'”‘ lust spring from 95 to 200 to the tune year as it eight before. Gov. Cleve- land disclosed, after it was all over, that he had Y d'lm"l mot intended to be cheated. When told that|lican, wisb to make two w““"”“r“':'*tkepuh- Blaine had given up, the Governor, who had|the Democratic candidate’s address “;L sms c;f kept plugging along at his work in the executive|ance. First, that it sounds so darned s;l:::l“,e- office at Albany, as though he had nothing on|and sccond, that it sounds so blamed confident. his mind but his daily duties, remarked, “I am|—(Ohio State Journal.) glad of that, very glad, for I had made up my Wokle Bl e mind that it was my duty to take my seat Rt atos ]'f.':l‘!t f{)lt;‘-l:ul states Premier Mussolini anyhow.” 000 from hes foen bemefit by about $300,000,~ e e which -.lnx.;:,lx:tsmlue“vd- wheat crop this year, THE PEOPLE AND CHANGING THE |an incresse of winost ool 235.000.000 bushels, CONSTITUTION. Mr. Hearst gets around his endorsement of Mr. Hoover in spite of the fact that the latter|DPartment ing a people Smith, is opposed to changing the Righteenth Amend- ment, which he regards as a “noble experiment,” and is opposed to the weakening of the Volstead Act, while Gov. Smith favors changing both, by C declaring that the President cannot change the e Mle mno‘d about changing things? Does he ~—(Wall Street Journal.) A current magazine article states 2,000 gall Per cent. over last year. R S Y : s that the De- was instrumental in ot market for derbies in Turkey whenfl"‘i(:l abolished the fez. 1Is Turkey going for t00?—(Atlanta Constitution.) nmander of Commerce Byrd’, stores include medicinal ons of choice liquors, Prohibition situation at all. He says the change|of snakes iy (| Who ever heard can only be made by the people and that, there-|Inquirer.) @ Antarctic? — (Philadelphia fore, no progress could come from electing Gov. ~ Smith. The country is safe; both P Tesit - So! Well, how would Mr. Hearst have the|Palgn Managers saidentisliba daily give us that assurance. ~(Cincinnati Enquirer.) the chicken had some use for its l NG ' neck, back and wings. l DETOUR Useless Information The worth of both a cigarette ‘l By SAM HILL I'|iighter and an airplane depends P $ lon how they light. 'Sa Cross To Get Across A Pest If ‘it's a burden, then Blinks—What kind of a fellow It's easy—quite—to get a cross,|is he? But if it is a street— Jinks—Well, he is the kind who Why, then it's'hard to get across.|doesn’t know that there are Sev. —_— eral million other things ‘besides Passing Observation himself that could be used as the Who'll be the next President|subject of a conversation doesn't worry some people as e much as who'll be the next in.| Funniest Joke of Year to Him stallment collector “By the way, what happened - when the Mayor of Philadelphio Weeds Or Grass? ordered the Chief of Police to get He: “You say that woman who|the town cleaned up in 24 hours?” moved into the next apartment is| “I don't know, but imagine what a widow?” happened was that the Chief She: “Yes, but I haven't been|Chief laughed death.” himself to whether she s lite insurance money We Prefer Tobacco An item in a contemporary says “Foreign women are smoking more ing less candy. ving tried smoking can- we can’t say whether it is bet. abie to discover yet fs living on or alimony.” Honor Ahead there! Dear little calf, should you fret and ery— |dv and e There, Why You'll ,be the chicken in ter than eating it, but’ .just off The croquet by and by. wand we'd say it doesn’t listen LA ery enticing. Dead Giveaway R First Wife: “I always can tell Natural Supposition whether my husband sat opposite| “Who furnishes thess scientiste a group of women or a group of|with the money for their experi- men in the street car. when he[ments in rain-making?” gets home in the evening.” The umbrella makers, I sup- The Other One: “How my dear?” |pose.” First wife: “Well, if he can tell e me what's in the evening paper Business, Note I always know he sat opposite a| Manufacturers of silk hosiery group of men.” announce they 4 the stockingless fad. We Rise To Inquire—If g ", The women's vote is to be con- Huh! sidered part of the silent vote in| “Where do stockings run?” this year's election? sked Smart A=A the knees—and then they Another Popular Out-Door Sport roll,” grinned Aleck. of the Day > Is putting dents in the cars fore|Young William Henry J. McNarr and aft while getting out of a|Now's numbered 'mong the dead; parking space For when he tried to pass a car 2 The fcol passed out instead A Blooming Shame 5 g It's getting so that couples More Or Less True won't The only labor-saving device a Stay married like they ought, |woman is really enthusiastic over is made in the United States Mint. The reason many a wife thinks her hushand has forgotten how to kiss is because she never gets a chance to see him when he is with his pretty stenographer. An average man is one who can And think the one the preacher ties Is a forget me knot. Radia Note One way to tell just what you can get on your radio is by turn- alone ing the dial; another way is to([stand for a “dainty luncheon” if take it around to some pawn-|he knows he will be able to sneak shop. out later and slip around to a —_— restaurant for something to eat. Modernized You can usually tell by one “We'd like to have you stay for|glance at a woman whether there dinner with us if you are content|are any wash, cleaning or baking to take pot luck,” said the wife,|days in her week. do not approve of |, —a Seattle Fruit and Produce Co. Fresh Fruit and Veeetables Wholesale and Retail Out of town orders glv special attentlon J. B. BURFORD & CO L. C. Smith and Corona e | PROFESSIONAL T = = Iy DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 301-303 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 56 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. Dr. Charles P. 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We deliver the goods at reasonable prices. Open 6 a. m. te 8 p. m. ROY NEWTON Proprietor -l 1{ BURFORD’S CORNER PIG'N WHISTLE CLNDY None Better—Box or Bulk . D e L L ] cordially. “Y6u méan can luck, my dear,” murmuréd her husband. Boy, Some Aspirin, Quick! AUTOS FOR HIRE If you want to get a nice head. ache, try to figure how the mem- bers of this family can tell who they are and where they are at About a year ago, Ajizuma Kato, of Tacoma, Wash., 22 years old, married a widow with a grown daughter. Then Kato's father, 42, met his son’s step daughter and wedded. That made Kato's wife the mother-in.law of his step- daughter and his step daughter his L] mother-in-law. His father also Becme (N AN Bnion; | Recenill A FR]ENV IN NEED’ Kato's step-mother, the daughter of his wife, gave birth to a son. Let us be your friend in The baby boy is Kato's brother need because he is Kato's father's son. —says Taxi Tad. But the baby boy also is the son|| _pack again from the visit of Katgg wite's daughter andjlout of town. The convenient therefore his grandson. And that||carison taxi service a wel- makes Kato the grandfather of his own brother.—Item in Boston Globe. come friend in need. You know. that the driver can be depend- ed on to take you home quicks ly and safely — and the cost will be small. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service . Stands ai Alaskax ..otel and Juneau Billlards Phone Single 0 and 94 Money Makes a Difference If he thinks'it is wrong to meas- ure a man by the money he makes it's dollars to the hole in the w. k. doughnut that his mail con- sists chiefly of Dbills marked “Over Due—Please Remit.” Proved a Ball and Chain Once, for his inspiration he ‘Was sure that all through life he'd like to keep'er, But ’twas before he felt so much The Packard Taxi Like one in prison with her as PHONE his keeper. | | ‘ ’ Needs No Diagram seud at Arctic The difference between the chicken and the man who sits Prompt Service, Day and Night CovicH Auto SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone 342, Day or Night Juneau, Alaska down to a chicken dinner is that Mabry’s Cafe Imperial Building Front Street Regular Dinners Short Orders Lunches Open 6 a. m. to 2 a. m. POPULAR PRICES Merchants Lunch served from 11:30 a. m. to p. m. daily. 50 cents —— . MILLEK’S TAXI rfinu 188 and 218 Juneau, Alaska ull WITHOUT DRIVERS, FOR HIRE \ John Borbridge 0l1d papers for sale at the Empire. e “The Last Service Is FILING CABINETS Phone 244 MODERN Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. Office Service Only Hours: 10 a. m. to 12 noon, 2 p.m to 5 p. m and 7 p. m. to 9 p. m. Phone 529 CHIROPRACTIC is not the practice of Medicine, Surgery nor Osteopathy. = —= Helene W. T.. Albrecht| PHYSICAL THERAPIST | Medical Gymnastics, Massage | lectricity 410 Goldsteln Bids. Phone—Office: 423 5 ?’ Valentine's Optical Dept. % R. L. DOUGLASS Optician and@ Optometrist Room 18, Valentine Bldg. Hours.9 a. m. to 6 p. m. by Appointment go— Xt Robert Simpson b Opt. D. THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY Corner 4th and Franklin St. GEQ. M. SIMPKINS (CO. PRINTING and STATIONERY SCRIPTO LONG LEAD PENCILS Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office BRI R ALASKAN HOTEL REASONABLE RATES Dave HousgeL, Prop. 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