The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, June 1, 1928, Page 4

R "3 Daily Alaska Em pire JOHN W. TROY - - - EDIT OR AND MANAGER‘ Sunday the Published every y PIRE 3 Second \and Main EMPIRE_PRINTING CO) treets, Juneau, Alaska Entered in the Post Office in Juncau as Second ( matter. SUBSCRIPTION RATES, Dellvered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for ,:.25 per month, By mail, po: paid, at the following , in advanc: months, e month, in 2 b i rates: in advanée, they will promptly notify tk failure or irreguiarity | R ness Office MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS. ted . entitled to the| atches credited to s paper and also the The use for rep it or not otherw local news publ ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION | | CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES. contended rtional Enquirer recently deleg uninstrue selected The a lengthy ms Cincinnati editorjal ought be the delegates should he ntatives of the and tion in that representative capacity their best ability in of their party That is circumstances. It party in any State or ’ ested strongly in any their best That might be gation to support they might exercise elsewhere selection of delegations yet to be the case of the Democratic convention in for instance. Nearly all of those at the convention wanted to do all in their power to aid in bringing about the nomination of Gov. Smith for the Presidency. By choosing six delegates and instructing them to vote as a unit they got the story before the people of the country that the first delegates chosen for the Houston convention were for Gov. Smith. Throughout the campaign these six votes were included in the Smith column adding that much its impressive weight. that ates to sent go to a conven-| to the people exercise judgment and service and country but it member: depends a lot on| of a political | rritory are greatly | favor of the candidacy their right to cause of their favorite instructing their dele- By doing that| in the| Take Alaska, Seward well, the very inter- of do and particular person it is the done by him as a unit. influence to advance chosen to |tion that other they | tional THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE FRIDAY JUNE 1, I928 nd in wooded ])Im-vs quickly most are plucked and nature intended the places in Howiid atbog il R aifise call particular attention to wild flowers wilt after they lose their beauty. Apparently that these plants should only which they grow and However, that is flowers, and in profusion. that effect how grace bloom not he places preying warfarers has little upon the supply. But the sugges- flowers be.planted to give greater where they grow with the to brighten the where flowers is one that to the delight of roads and forests. wild such with all bloom in case some they by or no color and wild everywhere and plants are varie native there spots be who might all no practiced use the delegation brings the according to the 650. In addition less than 80 more promised on the first ballot *if That would make him just of a two-thirds majority, It is vision a nomination by acclama- first ballot shall have been com- The Smith West Vi first ballot claims of his manag that he inia strength, up to it is claimed has not than have been are wanted.” 3% votes short mnmm to the not tion before pleted the United nomination of Now that jected States Senate has Edgar J. Adams the First Judicial Division hope that when the President appointment, if any, that : that is qualified in every s District Judge. re- for of the District Alaska makes a Judge of let us recess he will select a lawy way to be a United St Congress hit one of deserved blow when it tax. The theatre adnfission into the discard also. the removed tax nuisance taxes a the automobile ought to have gone ress is out of the way and there is noth- about except the approaching Na- the baseball games and the Tunney-Heeney battle, Cong ing to worry conventions, coming (New York Times.) The biologists have recently been suggesting that the evolution of the individual may be con- ditioned by changes produced in the original egg cell. It may go so far the control of sex. The layman will not presume to take issue with expert cpinion. But he may be permitted to point out that in the course of the ages all sorts of influences have been brought to bear on the egg without producing the results indicated. Three-minute eggs have been cooked for seven minutes ever since restaurants were invented, but the only result has been to encourage the spread of ill-temper in the community. Eggs fried on both sides have come in fried only on one side. Scrambled eggs have come in either as soup or in the form of a tough pancake. Strictly fresh eggs have undergone an extraordinary change on the way from the grocer to the home. The laws of sex are the same on Park Avenue, where babies eat eggs just from the nest, and in China, where eggs are consumed in a state of advanced old age. Eggs ha combinatio e been subjected to every imaginable €|= -a: ALONG LIFE’S PETOUR By SAM HILL Goes To Extreme When Spring is good sh good, And ’tis a pleasure to meet ‘er; But when it comes to being bad The divil himself can’t beat 'er ations of Oldest Inhabitant y is passe. If a boy feminate now it means he is pret ty hardboiled. very The Ananias Club “It's strange,” said the taker at the club house, “we have been having some wonderful days, but not a single golfer has yield- ed to the temptation to neglect his business. care- Gobs of Gloom for Fans “Why do you call your home team Ju sked the visitor. “Be always being de- feated, the local fon. ise it's sighed Passing Observation The airplane eventually may put the motor car out of business, but it won’t the hos pitals. Pretty Soft! Cops used to walk their tiresome beats In every But now fliv And save kind of weather, they ride around in a a lot'a shoe leather. Old Bromide Still True “This fellow Heflin is poison to me,” growled the Wet Leader. “But he's meat for us the Pr lent of the ers’ Union. Interesting 5. Bedwell and Treat have an office in Los Angeles. Information Waiter, Ham'n Eggs For Us “ROOSTER'S COMB IS TURN ED INTO DELICATE FOOD.™ Headline in Detroit .Free Press. Maybe some folks can cultivate a taste for it— But-— ‘We reckan mighty few are gon- na pass up “little'a the white and dark” for it It's Always Getting Raised His Wife (anxiously)-—"Did the ss raise you when you told him much we needed the Has the Face, and Form, To Do It Il say that Effie is hard-boiled; There's nothing that cute Jane don’t dare; If fashion said leaves, leaves are wear. “back to fig Fig ‘Wholesale what she'd surely T More or Less True It is getting so a girl with a wonderful lot of hair piled on top of her head looks like she had escaped from a dime museum. They say the moths in the bathing suits are starving to sath, and reckon with beds being occupied so little, there are some other kinds of bugs that are not doing much overeatng, either. An optimist is a husband whose wife has to remove the cigarette before he can kiss her on the lips, who thinks there is some thing besides canned beans wait ing for him on the table The ideal husband avo by walking chalk, and wife is one who avoids cooking just enough of one meal. The reason a shoe clerk is con- vinced mighty few girls ever ex pect to do any walking home i because he knows with their feet cramped in the tight dogs they buy they couldn’t ankle more than a block without sending out an S 0 8 for the ambulance. We often have wondered if ev- ery June groom gave the bride’s hope chest a once over the night before the wedding, if there wouldn't be a heap more brides left waiting at the church. About the least of the wor these days is where the money is coming from to pay for the things bought with a down pay | ment. A reckless man is one who'll come home late during house- cleaning season and try to fin: his way around without turning on the light. The Divorce Courts some dissatisfied wives, ers seem to ‘believe in the doctor's example of their mistakes. | | | we 5 Cents to 15 scraps an ideal them by things for AND LOT 1 to 5:30 p 8:30 Reference appeal to but oth-| ® following burying Ingquiring to Know “GREAT AIR TOUR.” line. Spellbinders stumps? Head taking to their Out of town orders given special attention BROWN’S DOLLAR STORE Stationery—Notions— Greeting Carda—Toys— Novelties. ( GARBAGE HAULED G. A. GETCHELL, Phone 109 or 149 Junean Public Library and : Free Reading Room City Ma!l, Second Floor Maln Street at 4th Reading Room Open From 8 a. m. to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open From Current Magazines, Newspapers T. H. THORKELDSEN LOCKSMITH Phonograph Repairing Juneau, Alaska Seattle Fruit and ‘ Produce Co. | Fresh Fruit and Veretables PROFESSIONAL DRS. EASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 1 and 3 Goldstein Bidg. PHONE &6 Hours 9 a. m. to § p. m. and Retail J. B. BURFORD & CO L. C. Smith and Corona TYPEWRITERS q__l’uhliu Stenographer Dr. Charles P. Jenne DENTIST Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building Telephone 176 A. W. Stewart DENTIST Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. SEWARD BUILDING Office Phone 469, Res. L Phone 276. One Dollar Dr. H> Vance Osteopath—201 Go'd-tein lldl. Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to 7 1o 8 or by appoinms m Licenned Osteonathic Physician Phone: Office 1671, Residence, Gastineau Fotal CLEANING Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTOR, Hellen* | Bidg. Oftice Hours 10 to 12; 3 tu 5; 7 to 9; and by appointment. Ph.ne 2569 L CHIROPRACTIC not the practice of Medicine, SBurgery nor Osteopathy. i Helene W. L. Albrecht PHYSICAL THERAPIST Medical Gymnullcl. Massage Dlectriclty 410 Goldl'nln Bldg. Phone—Office: 423. — | —17:00 p. m. to p. m. Books, Etc, FREE TO ALL R. L. DOUGLASS Optician and Optometrist Room 16, Valentine Bld Hours 9 a. m. to ¢ p..m. and by Appointment Robert Simpson Opt. D. e Graduate Los Angeles Ccl- Stealing Their Stuff = o lege of Optometry and “So she's divorced again, eh?” “Yes, you'd think she was a movie actress 0ld papers ror sale at The Empire FIRE ALARM CALLS : = ; she was @} | SCHOOL OF PIANO | PLAYING ALL GRADES ACCEPTED | |7 | Mrs. Ruth Messerschmidt Phore 4501 ||| By Opthalmology Glasses Fitred &» Leneses Ground e s, Dr. C. E. Beatty Chiropractor | | Cases Accepted only after\ Fraternal docieties oF Gastineau Channel Juneau Lions Club Meets every Wed nesday at 12:30 - o'clock. Lester D. Henderson, President . L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas) B. P. 0. ELKS Mectine Wednen- Visiting Brothers " weloome, Co-Ordinate Bodiss ot Freemasonry Scottish Rits Regular meetings second Friday enh month_at 7:30 m. 1 04ad y‘ellowl’ all, LOYAL ORDLA OF MUOSE Juneau Locgs No. ¥ Mootu . every Nonds gl night, at * r'cloce, WALTER HELLEN, Dictator. C. D. FERGUSON, Secretary. MOUN; J‘UNEAU LODGE NO. @ “ cond and Fourth Mon- lay of each 0Odd Fellows’ sinning at HARRY N‘\(‘um_ % \V/ % Order ot EASTERN STAR Second and Fourth Twe. days of cach month, " af 8 0. ¥ T W o ALICE KNIGHTS OF coLUMBUS Seghers Councll No. 1767, Meetings second and last Monday at 7:30 m. Transient brothers \xrg»d te attend. Council Chazm- Fifth_Street. . M. McINTYRE, 3 K. H. TURNER. Secretary. BROWN, "See v A DOUGLAS AERIE 117 F. 0. E. meets Monday nighta agles'’ Hell, Dov third Wed; % day night each a menth, 1. O. O. F. Hall_in Juneau Thos. Cashen, Jr., Guy L Smith, Secretary. AMERICAN LEGION Meets second and fourth Thursday each month ie ““No, he raised the roof in- stead.” with bacon, with rum, with orange juice, with chocolate and malt, with calf’s brains; or have been eaten raw. Eggs have been colored for Easter, have been hurled at It is true that there was no need, so far Alaska themselves were concerned, instruct them Every one of them was for as THE EMPIRE® HAS THE LARG-| | complete analysis. Hours: |EST, MOST UP-TO-DATE AND| | 12 to 8 and by appoinment. BEST EQUIPPED JOB PRINTING T WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART LEGION, NO. 439 Meets 1st and 3rd Thursdays Third and Franklin, the Front and Frankiin, to delegates - Smith, and the six votes of the T tory cast for him as surely without the instructions as with them. But the instructions made it that the«managers of Gov. Smith’s campaign could, without fear of dispute, include their number among those claimed for their can- didate. Hard and fast able. Circumstances alter Gov. would be L0 rules are not al cases. ys depend- DR. BUNNELL JUNEAU’S GUEST. Juneau is honored by belng the host of Dr. Charl B. Bunnell, President of Alaska's only institution of higher learning, and she is grati- fled with the optimistic account he gives of the work and outlook of the Alaska Agricultural College and School of Mines, With 175 students enrolled this year and the prospect that the 200- mark will be passed next year, the College Iis doing even better than its friends had hoped. Not only'is the Alaska College growing, but the record shows that the educational work being done is of a very high order. Better testimony in this behalf than the enthus m and affection of the students for the institution could not be asked. Credit for the fine progress of the Alaska College is due i President. He_has worked with wonderful ability and fine enthus- iasm to accomplish the splendid Tresults that have been attained. mostly to CONSERVE ROAD-SIDE AND FOREST BEAUTY. Newspapers throughout the country are hav- ing a lot to say about the habit of raiding wild flowers that prevails among automobilists every- where. Some States have statutes forbidding it that are more or less disregarded, but those who would preserve the beauty of road-sides and for- ests are counting more upon educating the taste of the people against the practice ‘than they are on laws. Many newspapers are going further and urging those ride along the country woads and through the forests to take flower seeds with thém and plant them wherever conditions are favorable as to add to the pleasure of those who love beauty. The Trenton, N. J. Times, commenting upon the subject said: Raiding of the fields and woods for wild flowers by automobilists has been resumed, and as the season advances many protests are likely to be heard. It s appropriate to once more direct at- tention to the fact that New Jersey mow has a stringent law against such trespassing and destruction of flowers and shrubs. One must have written permission from the owner of the prop- eorty before he trespasses if he would avoid payment of a fine. A newspaper published in the Far West proposes that visitors to the coun- try shall take with them flower seeds and plant them along the roadside, where they will bloom and add to the appearance of the highways. That is a suggestion worth thinking about. In- stead of harming the scenery by carry- ing off the natural flowers and shub- bery, do something to improve it and try to repair the damages caused in the past by raiders from the cities. Those who are opposing the raping of wildl ; o who 50 candidates and tragedians, have been im the Far Rast the symbol of eternity, have been stood on one end by navigators, have been rolled down the White House lawn, have been desiccated into egg-pow- der, have inspired the geniuses who make up names for dress goods shades; yet the balanos of the sexes has remained unchanged and the opera- tion of the laws of heredity is almost as uncer- tain as the operation of the Volstead law. The most delicate manual operation conceivable, an Englishman engaged in decapitating his break- fast egg, has been going on for thousands of years; but the biological results have been nega- tive. Neverthele we are far from skeptical con- cerning the final outcome of laboratory experi- ments with the egg. We would only suggest that progress might be accelerated if the egg specialists would pool interests with the gland experts, who are working in approximately the same direction and who seem to be having troubles of their own. A definite contribution to knowledge ought to result from crossing a thyroid gland with a poached egg. Historic Gun in Tacoma Museum. (Seattle Business Chronicle.) If old-timers in the State of Washington were reminded that once there was a gun that killed a pig that nearly led to war between the United States and Great Britain, they would instantly say, "“Oh, that's the San Juan dispute.” It harks back to the claim of England that the islands were British territory. There was a British resi- dent who owned pigs, and an American who owned a garden and a shotgun. The start of the quarrel is easy to picture: Pig hroke into the garden; gun killed the pig—and the neighbor- hood quarrel instantly became an international controversy, with show of soldiers and warships and such like. Luckily a truce was patched up. The gun is now a treasured possession in the Washington State Historical Building at Tacoma. The incident proves that governments, as well as indiviuals, ought to be exact in drawing up their written contracts. Treaty of Jume 15, 1846, for the settlement of the Oregon boundary fixed upon the 49th parallel as the line to “the middle of the channel which separates the con- tinent from Vancouver Island, and thence south- erly through the middle of said channel and of Fuca's Straits to the Pacific Ocean.” Great Britain claimed Rosario Strait was the channel intended, while the United States insisted on Canal de Haro. In 1859 both tary occupancy, with a British garrison on the north part and an American garrison on the south part. By Article 34 of the Treaty of Wash- ington, May 8, 1871, the.question was referred to the arbitration of the German Emperor, who (October, 1872) decided in favor of the United States; and the following month the British garrison was withdrawn. So it has come to pass that real history clusters about the anclent fowling piece that killed the pig. blackjack and the black list, which, are different in degree rather than seems to be disapproved.— (Springfield, Republican.) The after all, in kind, Ma Prohibition is mnot a party issue, says the Houston Post-Dispatch. Neither is it partly an It is the big issue. — (Florida Times- Union.) In Indiana the statute of limitations is clas- sified as cne of the world’s great inventions.— (Seattle Times.) nations agreed to joint mili- Thought on Passing of Pedestrian The tolling bell you hear tells of his passing—he Was only a pedestrian, and scared; since this life he spend in dodging cars, Let's hope in his new ons better he has fared. so tired And had to some Important Thing He Learned “What did you learn in col- lege?” asked the Sweet Thing. “That ‘the hand that signs the check oft gets writer's cramp’ when a fellow needs money the most,” he sighed. Need of the Times An insect powder that will keép the golf bugs at their desks and off the greens.—Submitted by the wife of one. [ AUTOS FOR HIRE —8 Front, near Ferry Way. PLANT |207 Seward Bldg. Phone 536 IN ALASKA. : - Front, opp. Film Exchange. Front, opp. City Whart. Front, ncar Saw Mill Willoughby at Totem Gro. ‘Willoughby, opp. Cole Barn. Front and Seward. Front and Main. Second ¢nd Main. Fifth and Seward. Fire Hall. £9 19 80 bt bt 1t ot 1t 4t o € PSS Corner 4th and Franklin St. THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Phone 136 Gastineau and Wawa Way. Second and Gola. Fourth and Harris. Fifth and Gold. Fifth and East. Seventh and Gold. Fifth and Kennedy. Niuth, back of power house Calhoun, opp. Juneau Apts. Distin Ave., and Indian St. Ninth and Calhoun, Seventh and Main, Twelfth, at Northern L'dry. Twelfth and Willoughby. Home Grocery. €0 c9 63 62 1o b2 Lo PR N pa s o we SLRESELEERES P Phone 244 S GO S it L GEO. M. SIMPKINS CO. PRINTING and STATIONERY Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office OPEN EVENINGS o - A coc Lo WHEN DAD WAS A BoY Glad we are that the days are gone forever —says Taxi Tad. THE OLD ONE-HORSE SHAY SPEED WAS TIMELY — but NOW, with the rush of modern business—the taxlcab is a ne- cessity. Call Single O or 94. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Sesvice Stands at Alaskan Hotel and Juneau Billiards Phone Single 0 and 94 Prompt Service—Da, P Nient y and CovicE AuTo SERVICE Juneau, Alaska BTAND AT THE ARCTIO y, 444; Nigh 444-3 rings - | Prompt and Courteous Serv- | | ice Day and Night, Special | Rates for Trips to Menden- ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES DAveE HouseL, PROP. | hall Glacier and Eagle River | 324 TAXI C. VAIL, Proprietor Next Arcade Cafe Phone 324 | | n = BERRY’S TAXI Cadillac and Marmon Cars Stands at Gastineau Hotel and Burford’s Corner PHONE 199 OR 314 MILLER’S TAXI Phones 183 and 218 Juneau, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS FOR HIRB Day and Night Service PHONE 485 BLUE BIRD TAXT SHORTY GRAHAM Stand at Bill's Barber Shop YOUR WELFARE The Behrends Bank feels that it is “serving” only when the things it does for its customers are helpful them in their financial affairs, business or personal. Rendering banking service along broad and extensive lines for more _ | | each month, 8 P.M. at Moose | Hall. | Esther Ingman, Senlor Re- | geni; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. ICE CREAM DELIVERED ANYWHERE IN THE CITY Brick or Bulk Juneau Billiards Phore 94 Carlson Taxi Stand MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. ALL KINDS O CABINET MILL WORK Plate and Window " GLASS MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. BZILDING CONTRACTORS e JUNEAU TRANSFER § COMPANY than thirty-seven years has estab- lished this bank in the confidence and esteem of business men and citizens throughout the Territory. 'ARE WE SERVING YOU? - X\ The B. M. Behrends Bank Oldest Bank in Alaska Moves, Packs and Stores Freight and Baggs,