The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, March 8, 1928, Page 4

4 A THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY, MARCH 8, perts hay olved the problem of turning out new | e lessons but stay ked T - r ' e ° ‘m;h that are so convenient we can put our hands ear the domestie science teach PROFESSIONAL I Fraternal Societies s + . :a Empir ' l : £ Dlul\" /‘I“skfl g Bl_ " [on one at our pleasure ana that will last until| | ALONG LIFE'S roadeast tho ISANiRY I ORI, Sel;:rth:il"rul(t; and l e W TROY ". EDITOR AND MANAGER|our need for them has become less pressing, [ DETOUR o T oduce Co. o RN S SR o L R - e — S | metre soing 1o Sask R mremedt U SRICE | A | owee there Wai 4 man who| | Fresh Pruit and Vesetabies | || ngg xaSER & FREEBURCER||| Gastineau Chanmel [ y s bt Pt SO his job forever, and head a sub- jon list to keep him supplied with what-|® = Beaond Clam | &9 ands are needed to make that forever mean ! long time ot Sunday by the|i..o Mellon in 2 Shrafisily Wholesale and Retail sncond and Mai 1d ",”V i 'f_“'l‘ o bl - Out of town orders given DENTISTS k where they belonged after| | sBecint alreniton i Fithe nis small son had been using | P 1 and 3 Goldstein Blds. y Juneaun Lions “Sometime that tire'll give way, | them 3 Py kbl b Chat SUBSCRIPTION RAT ; — — the motorist said, o e 0 e Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. lub by carrier in June 1. Treadviel ’ & ) < 3 : Y . |“T don’t know whe o | Long Neck Has Its Advantages S ————— every Wed 5 § R 3 But am darn sure 'twill be a tir = Bty B : in sdvwnce |quoted as saying: “War can be outlawed as | = ’ at 1 i S i : and place growled Zitt, L. C. Smith and Corona | ":"!"' I(;_ym $1.2 #in promvt s liquor If the outlawing of war can- | | o'¢lock. . P B, ok stead of such a cusse le Dr. Charles P. Jenne o, i dar e it That's bound to make me swear."| “Instead of such a cussed litt y . . Lester D. Henderson, Pre notit” the. Business Office ‘of Say lure of IFTCEWlari® | not be more successfully made effective than B g TYPEWRITERS . in the delivery of their papers i 3 f DENTIST H. L. Redlingshafe elephone for Bditorial and Business Offices 374 : ”,' : ”'l‘h‘.” m'.“‘ 'r‘,,,‘:':“il" b uk:l.’:\ Observations of Oldest Inhabitant “f,’, 7 i ¢ L EROLY Sunographer Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine B. P, 0. ELKS . ASOCIATEL [ ¢ Y- | Any old timer will tell you th | o o R Buildin Metting Wodnes o acs el exciunty iy ho|To proclaim outlawry is one thing, to enforce it Y, ; ver have fo yell—Heh " ¢ ian’ u R 2 day evenings at f though they didn't often get o » —_— ] Telephone 17 rolock. Bl blication 1 aews dispuic s r # : | Down in front'! WN’ o'clock, Blks' Hail B kil “Cratiited I this paper he|is an entirely dif matter chance to lamp a knee, they u BROWN’S v # > GEO. B. RICF news published herein \ | to make the most of their opp A Things in General » < 3 RLASKA CINCULATION OUARANTEED TO BE LARGER| . As 5 ¥, ne-tinie’ Pro[tUnllas wheh: - adkles " Sere ox.| "nd Speaking of Things In DOLLAR STORE Could you say, when a gir 8t Dr. A. W. - o NY LICATION Stationery-—-Nctions— o el bl s Rlae Gl st finally gets a chance to put out| e-President, is now vol-|Posed A il Greeting Cards—Toys— i ')"E it B « ave 4 ngagement Tr, N Ot f . M. . M. The Ananias Club r paw to hav A engag Novelties. ours a. m () n. o foieivkhiis 1ol {aesc ipped om, that it is a 1 % %0anid SEWARD BUILDING CacOtdinate. Sy to forgive his old asso-| .oy (hat women. have VRN (0 Hone) ; HSe0ts Lopdng Hot LS Shong L4ks. Te diiomabivaeinly old, providing, of course, | given the vote,” said the old gra d (8) [ 2. $BL n i e Jhiie Scottish Rits § has 1 At o ;. Phone i | er, “politics has been so pur Fors sl guess 1’ » More or Less Tr e e ser— e, . egular me | I guess I'll have to retire.” ol ss True - | second Friday each in of Faith. P g - e g T A l ARBAGF‘ [ "'“"Ifmm')d? seliowt i A Wise Bird ning home as much as fath V] ) i { | Han, “ | ti Enquirer.) | “You have made quite a ier at a formal function|{ H Osteopnth—201 Go: [T iy Wise is at times startlingly |cess as a book agent, I hear, There woulll: he ‘fewer divarcesy ¥ P Houra: 10 to 12; 1 to & i to say. Recently this celo-[do you do it? kad Jones. {if love would stay blind—and ~er 710 8 or by appofnme lkm i i1 N LOYAL ORDER rred that religion and ¢ are| “Well,” replied Smith, “I use a little deaf besides ARD LOT CLEANING I & ) s Democratic Party, we Licensed Osteoptiie, Thysctan oF MOG » ake @ ide k' one: ce 1671, ynonymous, as many persons contend, but|little gray matten. I sell books| It doesn’t take a bride long ‘o G. A. GETCHELL, Nesidanios, Gkl SR Hoia1 j Lt Latye Jte. | tead contradictory term |on “What to Cook and Hg ) liked to see her in pre:-| Phone 109 or 149 g4 et night, at 8 o'cleg~ | However, Dr. Wise maintained: “Fear is the|married men in the office build.|ty clothes—as long as her fathe m Rl oot TR R MAC SPADDEN, Dictator | uning of re " This unorthodoxy he|ings, and books on “How to Maks | Was 5 them | — . ! STEVENS, Secret oftened by affirming: “But freedom from fear is| Money" to the wives at home w a hat with a giddy| ¥ Dr. Geo. L. Barton MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE No, INSTRUCTING THE YOUNG IN |the end of religion. The most tragic failure of| 3 % {band can make some men feel Junes Public Li CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal @idg. F. & A. M. 4 4 METHODISM. |religion is the failure to overcome fear. 'runx} Ho, Hum! |like as big fools as vamps make||JUDEau Fablie ulbral‘y Office Hours 10 to 12; 3 t. &; and Fourth Mon- ; T to e, : ¢ Gihas ; tment. Phone 268 v each month in i of millions of people are outside the churches Smaller Bills To Be Qut a|of other mewy and 9; and by appoinfment. Phune 26 Fellows’ Hall, be= i a - Paky By Ferd 1 gt el - . X | The greate ection to thr CHIROPRACTIC ine - BEL 755 krelask Southern Methodist educators recently meet- bec i tead, fears have been «X‘xllull(‘tl and | End of Year."-—Headline H' 'LH ‘l(|>0 4‘nbjif Jm; to » FI‘FP Readina Roo 15 9ot the pri Aici MY I LUCAS, Mase @ R 5 Ter the State made famous in the attempt to hold men in thrall toj But the bills that come in & !painted complexion is that now % 8 T Surgery ni CHAS . NAGHREL, ing in Memphis SRR [$He Bl e 1 nd the fault | with those ministers|the first of each month will )-|When a woman gets nmfl she ha- City Mall, Second Floor —_— etary. tried to m it ne of fear | as large as ever. ) resort to profanity instead o! M Street at 4th 3 | Order of | 1 good. old-fashioned tears. Reading Room O EASTERN STAI} | 5 3 pen From Second and Fourth Vv and unlicensed communicants of faith | Deserved to Die Middle age is that time when 8a m to 10 p. m. Helene W. L. Albrecht dhva. Of $aGh Hobth. - the South again s candidacy. A North A\?fl"h:m» 1 r disseminated this idea and thought|They had to hang old Bill McGe . |You have to refuse to think of the| | (ireulation Room Open From PHYSICAL THERAPIST | ?hiim'mfiir{ilx;-';) (n‘unv o ¥ » apparently voiced the tude of |of fc Children have been frightened into| A boob who was so gash-blame!|headache next morning if you are| i1 to 5:30 p, m.—7:00 | Medical Gvmnastics, Massage N TIN. Worthy bama delegate apy € a Y p. m. to a | f some of 1 colleagues when he jumped to hisjobedience and sometimes into paroxysms of dread 1 going to really enjoy a midnigh: 8:30 p. m. { Electriciry | et ALICE BROWN, B et [by rel s who whispered into their|That when on trial for murder | ; ot Current Magazines, Newspaptrs | A R | KNIGHTS OF " I think it’s time some one resoun | tender- ears ta Of “the wrath to come.” Wouldn't try to prove that he seeing expensive fur coats on Reference Books, Etc, i B, o s & i¢ | Seghers’ Coumert M. 1180 he ery of “down with rum, Romani Jibi B said further: “Christianity has done was crizy, some women makes you glad you FREE TO ALL |18 | acehers Council No. 1180 “‘l ad ’l R the most, however, of all the religions of histor are not the grocer with whom that i R I S T Moray™ &t 750" 5. E rebellion ce more. I P ‘ T iy 5 % 1sient brothers urge iy v 1 the educators, there were|L0 overcome the dread of death, the greate Every Home Has Those amily deals. ! NaoOwen g{}:,?“ S8 o it Council Chaw.- To the credit ¢ o o d most real fear in the world, hecause of its teacl Mrs. Burns—Have you any pets| If a man looks worried it's a S R.L D LAl Fifth_ Street some who rejected t view and another Ala- ; 4 y 3 by the Dayton “monkey trial," adopted a reso- lution opposing Gov. Al' S or President and seeking to enlist otk jonal leaders of : {ing of resurrcction through a for from | in your home? | safe guess they are living beyond C'Dtiflllfl6 "3"‘ olt“w“i"l;;’;"-'- D TR R e bama member, with more political wisdom than|ind tomb. To the Christians is ictory Mrs. Tart—Well, my husband|their means, but if he just looks Ask for “':"::'9 .'mlg:,ns,;em ::d | iy A, his colleague, urged |To the religious of the Orient death is as a number of pet viees unhappy i doll to doughnuts i by AAp(’)olntmefit ; AUXILIARY, PIONEERS OF We must make it clear that we are a sheer surrender. The Jews have taken 5 —— =1t e htas opposing Smith hecause he is a wet and |agnostic stand, a middle ground between € Any Married Man The reason the shirt-waist cos- , — | Lot at 8 o'clock p. m. - Ca et Barkbian her In W OkEhblfe. [tianity and the Eastern religions; Judaism says| “Why dont you take your wile}tume that used to look so chic| uneau @ el e <o ] nacnta At ooie il A Whikis v ioat of Wom thitibthux ot the ¥ to aceept death, whether it he victory or|oui?” would look positively funny now Robert Simpson | MANNING, Secretary. Gospel, gvere ostensibly in meeting. to confer on|defeat. Death {s an instrument of God. We I never have the dough, if you|is because it would hide so much Baker Opt. D. and disevss problems germane to the advance- 040 trust the Author of every good and perfect|mean that, and never have th:[of the girl. y Graduate Los Angelos Ori- meets Monday night - o N ion, | 8lft without any proof that God will restore|cards, if you mean that." The only thing that can be (e t: " gles' Hall, Dougs ment of sectarian schools under their direction | ) lege of Optornetry am: . AEINd VWedness Yet a big majority felt no compuncion about| g 5 > il e more useless around the house roauctsv Opthalmolcgy B TS e g Jority Each finds his soul needs after some fashion Passing Observation than a lazy husband is a Princess Glasses Fitted O. O. F. Hall in Juneau. invading, as spokesmen for sectarian educators gyjted to such requirement. It should help such| j1i's what's under the hood that|daughter. Cashen, Jr., W. P.; Guy l. and their institutions, the field of politics. It is speculation to realize that nothing truly dies,|makes o car and what's undor — e from your Grocer el such tactics that are hurting the cause of the|neither tree nor star, nor mortal soul, nor the |y hat that makes a man. JACR OF ALL TRADES NS e churches of this country today. There can be ineffable sweetness of melody's vibrations. | i | i f.et me a0 your odd jobs. 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RS T s WOMEN OF MOOSEH.EA’BT no rightful criticism of them speaking on de-| And what should be most important is that | Enjoying Life Again 173, John Holler, Prop. gorty AR CHOOL OF PIANO TEGION, NO. 439 nominational matters, pertaining either to their Mmen and women should strive to bring ¥ their| A cornfed lass named Myrtle Groh | — —— z P PLAYING Meets 1st and 3rd Thursdays church or its schools, because that falls within :_"!:Ax;tlin‘l;full;xut\hti:l.qu‘{ .nhf:‘ulu\u n:lllul(“(u to !n;llm;‘ Did every blamed thing to reduce, UNITED STATES JUNEAU BAKERY & o' TED ;;mll; month, 8 P.M. at Moose i A S 84 appy, sometimes perplexed | vay she know : - 1} s the scope of their dutie But when they take % Cige il X xed | gut from the way she eats I know| TVHg hverior g | ALL GRAD: CEP 1a O at then repressnt s Siaws ofher|OMhearth, which ts{bearing them through the im-| gne has decided ‘taim't no use. %m‘g{efi o8 L 3 ?PZ“F 577 Mrs. ng, ue.g,?g}m,dt | Batiiar A, euion, Rer up political su )JHM-I 1€y “\l S p 8 : |mensities of space to goals of which we can 5,465 U. 8 Land Office, |} 3 bh“‘ | gent; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. | than purely personal ones that each may enter- know but little. But Fear surely is not the Pilot " | s M e i s 5 tain as individuals. Their positions in the church|of the Earth Ship. o m:“:h:Z"l?:ysL‘z‘;:‘;i‘;"'; & ‘y\‘:‘::;):;geis‘“::lz(:- = g, P I e x or their respective schools should and do not | -, stand '@ Tot, of eold” HeRmvRa ot R glve.n e carry with them authority to assume political ¥ Community Suicide. dad. 4py | P01, Wesley French, entryman, Tae Cuas W. CARTER MoRTUARY | o “Think s0?" said son, “then ¥ry | iogether with his witnesses, Joe ey take to proclaim by such resolutions -as that| (Anchorage Timeg.) asking one to ride in an open McKentle, and John Crydefma, “The Lost Service Is the Greatest Tribute : ICE CREAM ¢ adopted declaring that “the nomination of Al One of the strangest phenomena witnessed in|car.” all of Halnes, Alaska, has sub- Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Smith would be unfortunate and in our opinion imost towns and small cities is the apparent eag- S mitted final proof of his home- would not enlist the support of the educational |erness with which many otherwise good citizens Betting on a Certainty stead entry, serial 06918, for the DELIVERED leaders of the South.” |contribute to the tendency to commit community |If when you lay you down to sleep | NEY, NW1%, NWI4NEY%, section ’ : ANYWHERE IN suicide, | Your troubles as a bedfellow youl24, SESWI, section 13, T. i THE CITY RN e, % These citizens will often show uncommon zeal do take, ’$'S. R. 53 B. C. R. M. and it is HOOVER’S FIRST CAMPAIGN PLANK. iy noosting any movement to obtain civie im-|it’s sure as death and taxes thatfnow in the files of the U. §. Land i Brick or Bulk pro ents, to promote the location of new in-|Most of the night you're gonne | Office, Anchorage, Alaska, and if s \ i Secretary Hoover's first Presidential nomina- | dustr; to secure better educational facilities, lie awake. no protest is filed in the local tion campaign plank is out. It is directed to|and so on. Yet many of these same proud boost- FE- {and office within the period of > i all of the followers of Tsaak Walton, dnd in it |ers will deliberately engage in a.practice which Appropriate sublication, or thirty days there- M SIMP INS CO H Juneau the leading randidate for the fob of Republican |nullifies all their otherwise laudable efforts—| Blinke—I have been asked jiof atter suid nal proot will be ac-|, A % 1( . 37 4 7 " & " % 1 then they wonder why their town doesn't|speak befove the graduating class|cepted and final certificate is- B 2 r parer comes ivocally in favor | AN D! g D 1 B R e rvationa | P RN of a barber college, and I don‘ | sued. , PRINTING and STATIONERY g We refer to the suicidal habit of buying away | know what to talk about. J. LINDLEY GREEN, Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office and, knowing the trouble with the average seek-|prom home, which s largely fesponsiblo for the| Jinke.—Oh, just make & few cut Regiaar, 1 Phone 244 PP gl er after the finny tribe to be that his effor A i ' Phone 94 failure of many communities to make the progress|ting remarks about the close | First publication, Feb. 29, 1928. ! OPEN EVENINGS N are so often ill-rewarded, he i8 Mmow on record|which their natural advantages should make|shaves you have had. Last publication, Apr. 4, 1928. Carlson Taxi Stand for more and better catches | possible. The money that ought to be kept at —_— 3 b As Mr. Hoover is first an egineer and next a home for the expansion of local trade and indus- 4 Very, in Fact NESE TOY fisherman, it was but natural that his plank |ITY is sent away to distant cities, never to re-| «pa” said Clarence, “what is.a JAPA ghould be more or less statistical, His views, as '’ through the indifference or thoughtlessness o, thn e, . SHOP EI MORRIS given in an address before an Isaak Walton Club, ”:. ]'"" i i i w'l‘(” should set an example| «“They, my son,” replied his dad, H. B. MAKINO . AL < U s 3 | U% ;focal, pHIGE’ gng. Joyalty. “are those who don’t tune out Front Street K follow A" trifling saving here and_there, uwsually after Yho gont befos the mike] ke 6. Bor oy ST 1 onters MODERN REASONABLE RATES CONSTRUCTION CO. real, is sufficient to cause gets through broadcasting th» The State of New Jersey secures an A SRl hin ALL KINDS accounting from its licensees of the the average citizen to forget his duty to his e o i e e i Dave HouseL, PRoP. g number they catch. It works out about |community and to himself, which if performed 4.5 fish per fisherman per annum. Fish- {would mean more in the direction of local pros-|§="""""""" \ CABINET : ermen are not liars, and therefore 1 con- perity than all his other boosting efforts put clude that even in that well-organized together, TOS FOR HIRE : State it was heavy going. A i AND 1 submit each fishermen ought to ~ ‘ o MILL W cateh at least fifty fish during the sea- A Business Matter. ) stauon - son. 1 would like more than that my- (Davion New #45 ) self, but that ought to be demanded as 3 : ; OORVENN 7 A Plate and Window e ok b N0 a3 Representative Tilson of Connecticut, floor \\‘:SS\P{}\\; \22% $ 1l B. M. B. Do ' they are living within theirs. DOUGLAS AERIE 117 F. O. E. Leneses Ground | sn)mm. | leadership. Yet this is exactly what they under- 8 ,f i in the Declaration of Independence, pro- ‘,‘i:g“l:’ »:)zrut;:‘_: lillll:‘eubi;:u::rgk‘:“‘tinifxnbt tariff re- BERRY’S TAXI 2 GLASS B ndeible - ai o ter, and any tevision ‘of it should be . o Cadillac and Marmon Cars 3 S CONSTRUCTION CO If that doesn’t land the Isaak Walton vote for e ok maasly aa DGR Matter as APy Stands at Gastineau Hotel * g # the Secretary of Commerce, we suggest that The Commissi H 0'Mall ht boale |solely uninme Wil not be Cafibusiness mattor” and Burford’s C.omr Every day in the year to all pro- BUILDING CONTRACTORS ommissioner Henry O'Malley ought to be al-|solely until business interests bent on securi s ¢ ey s e et lowed to organize some Alaska ‘fishing excursions |favored t ment in tariff-making are kenlc“fr:rg v 2 . PHONE 199 OR 314 gressiye mflf’ ani‘:.womenfto ‘::Ye e i g for the more prominent members of that grand|contributing to political campaign fund - . i their money for their e paig! s and oth- | | Happily—do :n. a portion o Y JUNEAU TRANSFER ‘ and ancient organization, In this way, the need|TWise manipulating politics as a means to that ays Taxi Tad. 8 for further declarations on the issue by Canai-|®"®: own future welfare. . COMPANY 4 o i It would be a fine thing if Coi Gladly—Is the only way serv-|{ date Hoover would be obviated. Those making g ngressman Til- all| | P e . G el son and hi 'ty % ice should be rendered. A c the trips could do all the talking and it Weir|putting the tariel ont ot sonrgs e " " 7 |0 Single 0 or 94 win providef | Maintaining a bank account tales excited incredulity it wouldn't necessarily| A you with comfort in trausit| |y MILLER’S TAXI tends to prevent you getting into reflect on either the veracity of Mr. Hoover or The America; 3 % and prove to you that our khh efficlent Bureau of Fisheries chief, (‘ommls-tmund of both p’n‘qrt‘;:sde?L;:?flggmllzrfl‘;r::‘gn d:; service radiates good cheer and dflbt. antl helps yau mentally .nd - sioner 0'Malley. favor of 2.75 per cent. beer. Oddly emough, its| | OMFEeSY: 3 i m,my_ \ chances of succeeding at either convention are|| | * | 3 THAT NEW CURRENCY. calculated at exactly the present statutory figure, one-half of one per cent,—(Philadelphia Record.) . A recent announcement of the Treasury De- ——— Carlson’s Taxi and o WE INVITE YOUR o Y g We submit this as : i & ¥ 7 mt said that the new and smaller-sized a conundrum: When is a o o & i h B IS e Dew AR, soailer-sised omatitution not @ constitution? When it s shot| | Ambulance Sesvied || BAY 453 it Berviee . ACCOUNT . mot reach the aoRsumer before near the end of the | cheese.— (Buffalo Democrat e:::”éh:;,:ffl:'l) Lt Stands at-Alaskan Hotel and A ] 8 | lcurrent year. Now we are not keenly interested Juneau Billiards % fact that the new Dbills will be approxi- New York's Mayor is sald o have stopped tely one-third smaller than’ those now in cir-|drinking, but it's too early to determine :’lll:l tion, nor that the Government is going to|effect that will have on the law of supply and about $1,000,000 annually on the cost of | demand—(Indianapolis News.) " producing paper money. But ome phrase in the g -_— ‘announcement does Intrigue our imagination,| = President Cosgrave, of the Irish Free State, | new currency is to be more convenient and :f‘:; ::m::m:fll:h" # )"‘)’"? and a sore hand, and gussple. Our chicf trouble with the present | coiq, (Indianupolis Newsy s e b for the money, and “hard” money, t00, as far as Pifatied dglo | ‘has been founded on its inconcenience It shonld —_———— have been hold out. If the Treasury ex-|in the first muee.—('rohd‘w.«jfolwt Doom