The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, October 11, 1927, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, TUESDAY, OCT. 11, More or Less True The honeymoon is over all right all right, when she begins to no ice how much like an pil can her DETOUR cat big darling boy really looks. The family may not look up 1) By SAM HILL | dad—but you can bet it looks TO | - i |nim for everything it wants. No girl is dumber than the one “lwho thinks it is smart to look and act like a boy. waters of eternal youth Il An ideal husband is one who like todrink— |doesn’t develop a bad case of Just thinking of old age, alack!| zrouch after he has opened up i makes me feel blue; {all the first-of-the-month bills. For that’s the time you gotta hear| Modern young people think they While no one will voluntarily wish to h {he dockors say, .. . |were Eiven two ears #o what they| < by | the ch of winter there are consolations, Ill‘:\ll z”_ ;:5;'";@(3".3""” | DaTaLe Baous 49 85 Rome can g0 ASSOCIATED PRESS. ~ helFor instance, it will put an end to long distance; #98k ‘”';I'"‘ g sl {J:.'.’.” :”:J‘;’;i;"'lf“nmn stop flying. Observaticns of Oldest Inhabitant | iy, ';::tl.nkr da}";y ‘:\';a,u‘]v;mpkn;;‘\:: I kin remember when afier . facos ' 1927 '(iuv. McLean of North Carolina. In the Middle West there is Gov. Donahey of Ohio and Senator ,I“‘(‘I of Missouri, and in the Far West we have tman of Nevada and others who would ors of the President if the emergency Fratérnal Societies OF Gastineau Channel ALONG LIFE Daily Aln;ka Empire JOHN w TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER Sadol 8 ", be fit succes aih2 should ever arise [ A AT TR | DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 1 snd 3 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 656 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. Robert Simpson 0 ot. D. Graduate Lm: Angeles Col- lege of Optometry and Opthalmology Glasses Fitted Lencses Ground Sunday by and evening _ except COMPANY at g 2 . ELKS Meeting Wedness day evenings at § o'clack, Elk: -‘ lhll. GEO, B. R’nlfl. B. P. O. Three#books have just been printed in which {the theme, or the principal theme, is the life of - T |Gov. Smith, and all three are having, it is said, Treadwell ané a good sale throughout the country. Just now !Gov. Smith is attracting the attention of the ance | people and receiving intensive study as no other| man in the United States. ed in the Post Office In Juncau as Second Cl SUBSCRIPTION RATES. It's a Hard Life Delivered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas Thane 1or $1.25 per month By mail following rat One year nths, in ad $6.00; on E riber notify the Th= Exalt M. H. SIDE&“A‘i Visiting Brothers welcome. Co-Ordinate Bedies of Freemasonry Scottish Fits Regular meetings second Filday each month_at 7:30 p. m. 0dd Fellows’ Hall. . in ad month, in ady s will confer : Dr. Charles P. Jenne DENTIST Kooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building Telephone 176 “f they will promptly public failure or irregularity | { a_favor LESSONS ON AUCTION BRIDGE | MRS. JANE BARRAGAR PHONE 231 Oftices, 37 “Eat appre NTEED TO BE LARGER CBLICATION ALASKA CIRCULATION GUAR THAN THAT OF ANY OTHE ABOUT JUNEAU WEATHER. ) Elsewhere on this page is an article from the Seattle Star in which, among other things, it said the Coast Guard cutter Unalga had becomej s0 thoroughly rain soaked in Alaska that she needs a trip to southern waters where she might be dried out. It says the Unalga homeports at Juneau where she ha en three months of time unbroken by bit of sunshine, while Skagway, 200 miles away" [sic], enjoying summer. The Star man probably got most of his article| out of his imagination, for he never was told by Capt. Weightman, who knows. In the first place, the Unalga only spen 32 days in Juneau during the last summc she had been here for three months she would have got thoroughly dried out, for Juneau had beautiful sunshiny weather during throughout the summer. The summer of 1926 was also dry and warm. So, if the Unalga were permitted to stay at her home-port in the summer time, she would shed her dampness without going south. In the meantime, we suggest, the Star editor ought to request that its writing staff consull the Weather Bureau records before discussing Juneau weather conditions again. a was it I NOT AUTHORIZED T() hl'LAK FOR FORMER M’ADOO MEN. W. R. Hollister who was a Missourl delegate in the Madison Square Convention in 1924, where he voted for Mr. McAdoo on- every ballot until he withdrew and says he was present at every conference of the McAdoo supporters, declares that Mr. Meredith and even Mr. McAdoo himself have no authority to speak for the “McAdoo gupporters of 1924.” He declares that their allegations as to what the “progressive Demo- crats” will do in 1928 mean nothing except what they propose to do themselves, He says the great body of the former McAdoo supporters will do their own thinking—and that they are doing it For one he makes it clear that he will support Senator Reed as long as he is a candidate and, if he is not nominated, he may support Gov. Smith. The indications age very plain that Mr. Hol- listor states the case exactly so far as a lot of the former McAdoo supporters are concerned. One' after another former McAdoo supporters have de- clared that they are for Gov. Smith. Former At- torney-General Mitehell, former Postmaster-Gen- eral Burleson, B. M. Baruch, Thomas L. Chad- bourne, Hugh C. Wallace, a whole host of Cali- fornians and others from the West have made plain annoyncenients to that effect. The recent Ogden Confernece was made up very largely of former McAdoo supporters. Most of the ‘“‘die-hards” of the late McAdoo camp who are still standing out are from States that would give a conservative Republican an overwheling majority over any of the “die-hard” crowd. It is a safe guess that Gov. Smith would come nearer carrying Mr. Meredith’s State of ITowa than Mr. Meredith would, or nearer carrying Cali- fornia or New York, or whatever State he now claims, than would Mr. McAdoo. SUGGESTION IS NOT SOUND. Woodrow Wilson The suggestion that Mrs. 3‘ should be nominated for Vice-President to run on a ticket to be headed by Gov. Smith first came from the South and was made by one who understands the sentimentalism of the people from rural regions. Now Hugh C. Wallace, known throughout the Northwest as a local product, former American Ambasasdor to France, has add- ed his endorsement to the proposal. Really tlie significant thing connected with this proposal is the admission it connotes that Gov. Smith is the proper and probable person to head the Democrati¢ Presidential ticket Tt js in line with previous suggestions from the| ~ South of this person and that for the Presidency—Gov. Moody, of Texas, Senator Tyson| and Cordell Hull of Tennessee, Gov. McLean of| * North Carolina, etc.—persons who would over- come antagonisms of the South to a Tammany- jte, & wet and a Catholic for President. | Of course the suggestion of Mrs. Wilson for % Vice-President is not sound. It is so unsound at it would probably defeat the purpose of who suggest it, if it were carried out, make the ticket weaker with the voters than stronger. A Vice-Presidential nominee ought to be one ) one would want to succeed the President death or other calamity would remove office. One ought not to be asked to a Vice-President whom he would not for the Presidency itself. mrm want to go to the South candidate they can find :uurul from which to have already been Vices perfect | 7 One day's Associated Press dispatches brings the news of the execution in Mexico of thirteen members of a State Lgislature, two Generals and the brother of a former President. Coast Guard Asks Time to “Dry and Thaw.” (Seattle Star.) the American housswife what she’d do bedding, clothing and entire house were saturated with moisture for days, months and Ty on end without a chance to dry and sun and air out the mold and thé mildew— That's the problem Roger Chew Weightman, Commander of the U. S. Coast” Guard cutter Unalga, brought back Tuesday from Alaska. It formed the basis of urgent prayers to Wash- ington, back and forth in the mails for the past month, that the Unalga be allowed to go to Southern California for a week of drying-out after its annual month of overhauling—next March, ¢ix more months away and after nearly four unbroken years of dampness. Coast Guardsmen expalined the problem that Ask if her has made the Unalga ‘“the ship of perpetual : damp.” She’s the only Coast Guard cutter whose home port is in Alaska; her base is Juneau. During the summer, when Seattle and the Sound have their warm, dry sunshine, she’s in the Bering Sea on patrol duty, in a constant succession of fogs and rains. They told of seeing three months of con- tinuous rain at Juneau, for instance, absolutely unhroken by a bit of sunshine, while Skagway, wilas awav, was enjoying summer. They 1 oring Sea fogs that clung to the cloth- 1 jcw, and penetrated like soaking rain juring the winter she divides her time betwe eattle when this city is enjoying its rains, and Southern Alaska, where it's warm and rainy—at the time when Bering Sea would be cold enough to dry the air. What her crew now hopes for Is a week of southern heat, to take off every hatch, open every porthole, literally “open her up,” use fans and ventilators, and ‘“bake her out.” Regula- tions require airing bedding in sutiable weather at all times but that, they said, on Bering Sea patrol is a sorry substitute for tropic sun. “Why,” they said, ‘“your buttons tarnish. Your shoes gather mold. Your clothes are clam- my. And when you crawl into bed it's like going in an icehox. It's damper than Atlantic City air, (Xam[wr than Key West—it's the ulllmnu' in dampness.” The Unalga is scheduled fo spend March Ill overhauling here. The Algonquin, which return- ed from Bering Sea patrol last week under Com. C. F. Howell, draws the month of January for repairs; the Haida is due soon from Alaska and draws Novemher, and the Snohomish s to finish a month of overhauilng next week. Facts from a Dry Senator. \ (New York World.) On top of the charges made against Prohibi- tion officers by John W. H. Crim, formerly Assist- ant Attorney General of the United States, come more charges of the same sort, made by United States Senator Clarence C. Dill, of the State of Washington. Mr. Crim, it will be recalled, al- leged that Federal, State, city and county en- forcement officers are collecting $25,000,000 a day in bribes. Senator Dill alleges that the officers not only take bribes but have not the slightest hesitation in admitting that they do so. “They say, of course,” Senator Dill goes on, “that they take the bribes in order to get evi- dence. The bootlegegrs say that agents keep most of the bribe -money. From the amount of the bribe receipts turned in that the charges of the bottleggrs are correct.” Furthermore, agents “are going up and down the country breaking into people’s huuseu and shoot- ing without proper provacation.” As instances of this, he cites the case of an elderly farmer in Southern Maryland, who, after resisting a rald made without a warrant, was shot dead last week by folr agents; and of agents in his own State who “have been breaking into houses without warrants, destroying the property of people who had no more idea of violating the law than I have.” As a remedy for this ‘‘unbelievable” state of affairs he would require that all agents furnish bond before they are employed at all, so that if they commit unlawful acts their victims may have some way of securing redress. Now, when Senator Dill makes such charges the significant point is that he is not a wet seeking to make propaganda against Prohibition' but a dry from a bone-dry State. And when even a dry is shocked by the conditions which now confront us, we may be sure that they are pretty bad. e s Now is the time to make our annual sug- gestion, drowned in the general uproar, that Con- gress devote the next session to repealing laws instead of making'silly new ones.— (Cincinnati Engquirer.) Rarl Carroll’s application for a parole will { be heard until January. Anyone inviting: n to a bathing girl revue after he gets out, will do so at the peril of his life.—(Houston Post-Dispateh.) Perhaps some earnest Presidential possibility could lease that 325,000,000 candle-power gearch- light from its Hollywood owner to help the office find the man.— (Detroit. News.) — It remains to be seen how much mall nations, who are in a big the League of Nations, will have Powers.—(Boston Globe.) influence the majority in on the big When the office seeks the man it usually finds him all dressed up and ready to go.—(Phila- delphia Inquirer,) g A Scientists admit that they do not know what| causes sleep. They might try a small dose of A, Herbert Hoover seems to go right on making it more difficult to | why he shouldn’t G ! rat.) girl “got dressed” she looked it The Ananias Club | “I am always being offered holp when 1 have a tire to change said the rich young man, “but | never can get anybody to help m spend my mone; Blinks: “A vacation and chagee are a good deal alike.” Jinks: “How do you figure that?" Blinks: “Well, you always are sorry if you don’t take one and are sorrier if you do.” Add Definitions Bootleg: Something there’s mo- ney in if you sell it and death in if you drink it. Cheapskate A wallop on the beak I'd ‘like to hand Bill Beck; He asked me out to lunch Then let me pay the check. He's Foolish “I see,” remarked Mrs. Grouch “this Mussolini says he lives dan- gerously.” “Huh!” growled her husband, “what does a fellow with a job like his want to be a nl‘dcslxlmh for? He surely can afford a car. Ought'a Be Good “When I was a kid 1 used to get a good shaking now and the: from my mother.” “Yes?” “But- now I get one every time I go out in my flivver.” Have Easy Life “If you could have a wish gr'ml ed, what would you most desire asked Jones. “I think it would be not to have any more on my shoulders than my daughter has on her mind "™ sighed the weary dad. It's Fuss, Not Game, Then “I like the game of bridge,” Said Mr. Hartner, “Providing I don't get My wife as partner.” How It Happened “How did the accident occur:” demanded the cop, who had rushed up. “Well,” explained the man who was all cut up by glass from the windshield, “you see, my wfie was driving and she was looking in tis rearvision mirror to see M her nose needed powdering and failed to notice the machine in back that was trying to pass us.” frrreroessoe. AUTOS FOR HIRE it appears to me|¢. T-A-X-I spells Taxi and Carlson spells service —says Taxi Tad. T-ime is _valuable. A-lways call Single O and 3 X-ceptiogal service. I-n rates we are reasonable. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service Stands at Ataskan Hotel and| Noland’s Corner Phones Single 0 and 314 the Congressional Record.— (Mflwaukee Journal.)| ; A couldn’t do much with their faces able to change T the women were their forms to suit with the aid of a mor2 or less padding—mostly more i A girl today wears some strange garments, but we reckon she wouldn’t have the least idea of what a corset cover looked like or was worn for. With the thermometer 100 the shade you couldn’t drive man into a store to look over “I'! ter overcoats, but a little thing like the heat wouldn’t keep his wife away from a fur coat sale. Life may be short, as we so often are told it is, but with mar- ried men it is just a state of be- ing short. About the only nmp father real- Iy wishes committing murder was| not an electric chair offense is when daughter has one of thess| boy friends who stay out in tho machine and bonk—and he'd ha to be electrocuted for killing sucu; a worthless pest as that. | —r—— | SUITS PRESSED—$1.00 Phone 576 | Jordan’s Valet Service | You will be pleaged at your ball-| room gowns if you let us clean| and press them. An expert lady| presser on women's dresses is at| your service. It i§ our greatest| pleasure to please you. Jorda Valet Service. —adv. | SRR AP AL HOW’S YNUR ROOF? It you need shingles for it | remember Femmer has them at} a orice that is right. ads. ; h UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR GENERAL LAND OFFICE U. 8. Land Office, Anchorage, Alaska. August 29, 1)27. Notice is hereby given that Marie W. Peterson, entrywoman, together with her wiftnesses, Carl Olson, and Lockie MacKinnon, all of Juneau, Alaska, has eub-| mitted final proof on her home- stead entry, serials 04630-05858 for Jand embraced in H. E. Sur- vey ~No. 167, New Series No. 1466, and it is now in the files of the U. 8. Land Office, Anchor- age, Alaska, and if no protest is filed in the local land office at Anchorage, Alaska, within the pétiod of publication or thirty days thereafter, said final proot will' be accepted and final certi- ficate Issued. J. LINDLEY GREEN, Register. Date of First Publication, Sept. 21, 1927. Date of Last Publication, 1, 1927, Dec. Prompt Service—Day and Night CowcH AuTOo SERVICE Juneau, Alaska STAND AT THE ARCTIC Phone—Day, 444; Night, 444-2 rings MILLER’S TAXI Phone 183 Juneau, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS FOR HIRE Day and Night Service PHONE 485 BLUE BIRD TAXI SHORTY GRAHAM Stand at Bill's Barber Shop Box %orrfiluh G o huhk Pens, Tables, R.P. NEISON’S _ Stationery Store BROWN’S VARIETY STORE l [ WATERWAVING COMBS L) | The Hold Fast Marvel ,_.._——.——— GARBAGE HAULED . W. Stewest DENT!ST Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. SEWARD BUILDING ) L B Dr. W. J. Pigg PHYSICIAN Office—Second and Main Telephone 18 ‘()mru Phovw 4€9, Rea. Phone I'l' — o E i WALTER B. HEISEL. SLclollry (s seentin b o Vst ok LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE Juneau Lodge No. 700 Meoln evory Monday night, at 8 o'clock, H. MAC SPADDIE: Dl(-l—xer: R. H. BTEVENS becrelnrv MOUNT' JUNAEAU LODGE ND. v M Second "und Fourth Mon- day of each month ‘In IOy K. T30 co'oled B NAGHEL, N | ter. CHAS. | Secretary. —.f Order of AND LOT CLEANING G. A. GETCHELL, Phone 109 or 149 RESEES ——Dr. H. Vance Ollewlth—-—lol Golflltnh\ Bld. Hours: to 7 % or by n[\pohllnent Lleenl«i Oflrflnalhlc Physician hone: Office 1671. ‘elidanee. Gaatineau Hotel Juneau Public Library EASTERN STaR Second and Fourth Tuess days of each ‘mmlh at s oclocc, 5 Hall. MAE WILLI Worthv Matron, ALI(, BROWN, Seécretary . KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS Seghers Council No. 1760, Meetngs second and last and Free Reading Room City Hall, Second Floor Main Street at 4th Reading Room Open From » 8 a. m. to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open From 1 to 6:30 p. m—7:00 p. m. to 8:30 p. m Current Magazines, Nmuulr- Reference Books, Etc, FREE TO ALL Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTIC Surgery nor Oste Osteopathy. PHYSICAL THERAPIST Medical Gymnastics, Massage Eleetricliy 410 Goldstein Bldg. Phone—Office: 423. - CHIROPRACTOR, Hcllllfihfl 8idg. Office Hours 10 to 12 5 to 5; 7 to 9; and by appointment. Phone 269 is not the prac-tice of Medicine, —_————0 Helene W. L. Albrecht Monday at 7:30 p. m Transient brothers urged te attend. Comnc'l Cham- bers, Fifth_Street. EDW. M. McINTYRE, 3 K. {H. J. T"IRNER. Secretary. AUXILl‘RV, PIONEERS OF ALASKA, 1GLOO No. 6. 1 Mootz every Ssecond Fridny e 13| each month at 8 oclock ‘ards ard rofreshments. 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