Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, January 22, 1881, Page 10

" mone, L Fisher, of Yni¢ College, “'Thuckerad's Relations to English Soclety” lahy E. §,’ Nadal, * Agrieutturnl Experiient Stations, by Charles Barnard, Is tho first mannzine ne- entitit of n growlfile pliblle edueatiohnl in- fluenee, “Sme Quack:" i3 o hanlorous APt !’Y Edward 1, on. "Nu\usu{u (‘VH 7 conglals of piemorandazby fohn Bx:r‘n(-mujhs. “Aunt SCH'S lluh@h" 13 a_sketel i of pralvie life, by Hemy Ritig, ‘nk feature of tho-nuibet is, however, the Hlustrated ppers, My 4, Ty Lathrop's casay oh **Joln Ja Farge? 18 & critieal sketeh, with a bletorinl presentation of some ol this artist’s beat work. - * Al Ol Virginin Town,”’ by Bobort Blunt and I, I, Toungren, iga full aid eareful portrayal of old titmes nt Afexnndrin, The forier contributes n striking drawlie—* A Coiohinl Unvernor Taking 11is Ente’—to o paperby Mr, Itdeir oh *Garrlson Life at Uovernor's: Isiand.'” Seviern] fine portralts necompiy o paper un “Forelgn Actors In Atherien,”” by J, Brander Mntthews, Including * Rachel s Phedie,” (after Gérdnio's painting), *Ristori ns Mary Stuart,” n portralt of Salviil, and others, 4 Peter the Great” 1s also illustrated, and deals Inrgely with the personal life of the Czar. The Thackerny paper Is necompanivd -by a sketehy, by Bluay, of Boclin's statuet of 1 nbyellst—a portrait which it is thought hak not bTort been engitved. o TITERARY NOTES. 2 * Beventi-five hundred coples of *Uncle Rewis” nave been sold, <4 Tho King of Sweden hns published n volume of “Pocius and Leaves from My Didry,” —From Patls come_1ldings of the death of M. Michael Masson, the veteran novellst sud playwright, at the nge of 80, —Georgo Ellot left bebind a complete transiation of Spinoza's * Ethics,” executed during the Strauss and Feuerbaeh periods ~Praf, Chatles Ellot Norton, of Harvard College, will shortly begin n strles of explot- atlofs bn the site of nn anclent Greelan city in Svuthern Turkey, . —3L Tainoe bas retuthed to Parls, bringlng with him the third volume of his work o the **French Revolution.””” It will bo calied “La Conquete Jacobine.” The voluine will appear abuut the end of Mareh, =Tite Publle Libraiy of San Frrnelsco itas recelved nglft of SLU00 from Mr. Adolph Sutro, with the tequest that the money be ex- pended In books' relating to mining and assaylug, —Mr. R 1L Home (" Orlon ™ 1lorne) writes 10 0 London paver that tho friend to_ whom Carlyle lent the manuscript of his* French Revolution,” and whose servant used it for Jighting the fives, was John Stunrt Mill, —Father lecker, in thé February Catholle Totld, dhcusses the subject of ** Cathotles and Protestants Agreelng on the Schoul Question,” atil controverts especinlly. Dr. J, G. Hotland’s views, expressed in theJahuary Seribner. . ~{'he Ioh, . B, Washburne Is writing hils reminisconces of the first Prestdent of” the Trench kepublie and Ws wife for Seribner’s e most strik & Monb He hus alsy been asked to write the paper on * 1llinois” for the * Encyelo-, pedia Britanhlea,” =Cgl. Cotwell, of Boston, has been ens gaged for two yeurs upon the manuseript of u buok of Italian history entitled * Daniel Manin, the Heroie Venetian,” 1t was nearly ready for publication on Thursiday Iast, when it was cohsumed by the tive In hi3 residence, =The Revue des Deux-Mondcs has begun the pubileation of the correspondence of George Sand, ‘The first Jotters date frony 1624, whe 8hé wagn happy young mather of 20, Wwithout any distracting ambitions or sdilal theorles, and ave delightfully written, —The Critlc Is a little fortnightly of twenty pages, which starts to act as an encourdge- anent ofyand chieck upon, American literature and ort, ecial attentlon will be xiven to art in its higher developments. The fiist issue has n paper by Ar. Edmund C, Stedinan on Willinm Blake, =The Boston house of J. R. Osgood & Co. takes unto itself two new parinets: Al Georgo Usgoud and Mr. 8, D. Sargeant, both fgrumerly of the house of Houghton, Osgood &Co: Col. John H. Ammon has withdrawn front tho f{irm, and also from the bovk busl- ness, bwing to the very pour state of his healths ~Houghton; Mifiin & Co. are preparing n bovk oy the *Servant-Girl Question,” by Bm-rlc? Prescott Bpofford. " ** Pearls of Thoug] it o little volume of selections by Alaturin M, Ballou, Is also announced, nnd thereis to be u mew edition of- Abby Saue Rtlchnrdson’s *‘Storles from Oll English Poetry.” Parton’s * Voltaire,” in two grent octavos, Is nvakly ready. =1t may soothe the outraged feelings of English authors to know that the most netive of the “Amerlean piratienl publishers” (to use thelr aminble |>lmue) of 10 and 15-cent editions of English authors 1Is n Nova Seotinn, My, George Munro, who ninkes his In_New York. but hag lzlvun large sums to Dalliousie College, In Halifax, and invests a bart of his profits there, =\¥alt Whitman writes of “The Poetry of the Future” in the February North Awierls can. “Sclence,” he says, “having extirpated the old stock fables and su{wrsm on, 18 eleat- ing a field for verse, for abl the urts, and even for rothahice n hundred-fold amplerdnd moro wonderful with the new principlds behind, . o ‘Then only—for all the splendor and bedatyof wint has been, of tho polish of what Is—then only wiil the true poets appear, and the true poenis,” The Atheneum says the following letter 1s vt Interest t the preseht moment us show= ing how ensily an e:irurluncml vovelist de- tected whnt eseaped the vusekvatlon of most people. Weo aro Indebted for the liberty to publish it to the courtesy of the well-known rlend of liternturs and literary people to whom 1t was addressed: EJTA\']SYOUK Housr, W, C.Jnn. 18, 1838,—My mAR LANGrown: Wikt you—bysuch roundabout ways and 1othods as mity prescat thomsclves— convey this noto of thniksto the authorof *Bezuies of Clorienl Life,”* whoso two finst stories Jcan nover may enough of, I think them so truly ddmirable, But, It thoso two volunies, or #partof them, wers not written vy o woman, then should 1 Legin to believe. that I am o ‘woman myself, Fuithfully yours nlwiys, CHANLES DICRENS, ~Fords, Moward & flulbert will shortly isshie a novel treating of the Indinn guestion in both a realistic and o romnutic way, ‘I'he work 1s o story of the enrly Iimpresslons, ex- petjences, and Ideas of o young Indinn ehief, embodylng many of the customs, usnges, and lerends of the red wei, descriptionsot hunts, cattles, and Incldents of muni' kinds, all in- tefesting and all authentle, It presents their own notlons of things, lnrgely In thelr own wurds, gives tho reader ually o free ne- cess to thelr homes, papers, mementoes, and trensured charmy, and In the graphic guise of fiction akes known many slenliicant facts, and doplets many characteristic fan. cles of thelrs, not fumtliar to the P\mlle. ‘The story gives o graphie picture of the Indian ns hig i8, and portrays the beanties of eur *Jn- dinn poliey,” with its effeét on the fortunes m llsémpresssluu on the wind of 4 genuine mab, —A controversy In Parls over the forth- coming letters oI George Sand has revenled Boin interesting ‘{m-ls regarding her corre- spohdence with Alfred do Musset. When it wiais aunotneed that the book wonld contain *all of the privato letters of the poet written to George Sand, the exeeutor of the poet’s brother, Paul de Mussct, published the state- snent thet ho hnd un sutograph letter of Georgo Sand declaring that sho had burned allof the letters of Alfred do Musset, e Iuthnated, therefore, that, §f the book veally contained any snch, Tt would be necessary Lo }{mvu thelr genuineness, A wrlle{ n “the aare thereupon explained thot the boolk did notcontain the letters, He x{mruml also that they wery pever burned, but would never bo published. George bnm‘.buln el she ought 1o preserve them, not as a means of attack, butas u wrotecnon, She had two coples wode, Tlie genulne letters were sealed up zud glven to {xmmhu—nl author; the coples were sealed and placed in tho hauds of two stahich fifenas. Her directions were that the original parcel shiould \mss o tho surviver of three, and bs deposited 1o the” Natlonal Library, on condition that no part or the wholu of the contents shoulil ever be i)lub- lished. But, i1 the death of Alfred de Mus- ol should be serfously ehuygud to her mem- ory, thon o fricnd wid to have the privilege of mnking the truth known.—New York Pitbune, > —The areat valus aad success of James It. Osgoud & Co’s ** Meinorlal listory of Bus- ton® kus led the firm to uniertake & move imxorlnnt work on a_similur plang that s, o Cyltfenl History of Awmerken,” whieh shall conylst of o serles of nmm:fn: hs wrlt- 1en by speclalists of aeknowledged titness, Tess monograghs Mlluukoulf it large vol- ues, of ubout 600 pages each, whickh will sbound fn portraits, views, wups, and aute-. .:Twlxs. ‘The work will be done under the « hmx:]l cure of Mr. Justin Winsor, of Har- vard, Lach, chapter witl, as a ruly, consist O Lwo st a bt historleal narveative will Jead, and be fuitewed by @ coltleal esouy, whidli foftis }he Iteraty felurs of u|1 vlah, The iatter will déderibo the origihal fources nf the historienl wnrratlve) such as munnscripts, monuments, ete., ad lmvcx«{nmg thing to say of the character and lifeofwriters tvho_linve contribitted ‘sghiething to the ktivwled g of eddtosihlvet, * Atildrea Bitoro Coln Wil Le tle galrnl thile of the ey after \vhluh will fullow **Bhri- d overies and Conguest, h‘Amu len,” * ».‘ sh, Discoverles and életl anents. (i Alllctr ed,!? U EhE l"rBucll it Utl{l'd’m}?fl iy fokether with the L«eu‘rorfim of tlie Porfu- guese, Dutel, and Bwedes,” WI'he Frinel and Engliah in -Novih Ameriea until 1763, “The Aweriean Revolutlon, —1763-1785" witie United States, 1763-1858, ahd T Atherfenty Outgrowt s of Conthichital Eu- rope.’—New Yoik Tribune, B BONKS NECEIVED, - Scovctt Bensoss: 1680, New York: D, Apple- ton & Co. —S¢itooL-MANAGEMENT. By Amos M. Kellogg. New York: E. L. Kellogg & Co. —Wnr I Do Nor Beneve. Incobson, Chieago: Belford, =Tnz Corroniton's A l\“nwmm. Chicago: =Tii: STATE A¥p Liquon TaArsic. Ry FRar AL Hunt, New York: Nutlonul Temporance Compnny, —AMERIOAN SANITARY EX0INEEDING, ward 8, Philbrick Engineer Company, —FAMILIAR TALKS OX EN011811 LITERATURE. By Mrs. Abby Suge Richardson, Chiengo: Jan- MeClurg & Co. B UNIVENSALIST Rraisten, Edited by Mrs, L F, 8kinuer, Ioston: Universallsc Fuulishtng fouse, =CATALOGUR ILLUSTRR DE 1'EXROATION DE fusetece. F, 0. Dumas, New Yorks J. W, Dy Augustus Clarke & Ud. vaL. Hy Henty E. B, Myers & Co. Prico fiy Ede Now York: 2he Saniftary Loutou. Prico §1.45, —ILrA ox TIE HILE-TOD: AXD OTHER STORIES. By Hinhnar Hlorth Doyeson, Now York: Churles Scribner's Sous. Advatics sheots, —5tn Witktast Hynsenen: ifis Lire Axp Wonrd, Bv Edward 8, Holden, Now York: Chirlds Seribiter's Sobs, Advunco shoets. . ~IoLy ECRIPTURE, AXD TUE KeY To IT3 8Prit 1TUAL BENSE. From tho itigs of Emanuel Swelenborg. Philndeiphla: E. Claston & Co. —AN ACCOUNTOF THE LiIrvE, TRIALS, AND PRR- ILAOF TilE REV, BLigAn P, Lovesov, 1y Henry Tunner, Chicago: Fergus Printing Compnny. —SEIMONS TO STUDENTS AND THOUGHTFOL Pensons, By Liewelyn D, Oevan, D, D, New York: Charles Scribuier’s Sons, Advunce sheets, ART. AT NOTIS. 4 Chatles, a son of Joseph Jefferson, {s also painter, —Thi I'alace of Compidene, with its furnl- tute, brie-d-brac amd Italinn tapestries, has been turhied Into a national musoum,' —3I. Manet, the paintér of * sehantional” Dietures, Is reproductng In ollg the eplsode of Ruchfait’s escape from New Caledonin, AL Henrl Rochefort §s nbout to start on - fn expeditivit to Stlesla to secure & fino col- lectlon of pletures thiat 18 to be sold theres —Contributions tothe Madrid International Fine Arts Exhibitlon b thiis year must Le delivered from the 1st to the 10th of Aprl, —Considernbly over 1,200 contrivutions have been recelved for the New York Water-Color Exhibition, while not many wore than 500 will be hung, ~The sales at the recently closed exhibi- tion of the Brooklyn Art Assoclation amounted to but some 24,000, The thiet pleturs sold was F. A, Bridguimnn's * Jew- sh o Mother and Chilil, Constantine,” fot which his price wns 2,000, —Wa kitow bf- only tivo portraits of ¥ George Ellot,"—one by Mr. Burton, which was familiitr to visitors to the Priovy, andthe other an adinirable drawing by Mr, Samuel Lavwrence, which s in the “possession of Messrs, Blackwood—dAthenwwn. —The Ftreiich Goverhitneht, aftér an ex- haustive discusston, hins tedlded to Intrust tha arrangedients for the next Seionto u keries of commlttees of pain ‘Lilrs._aculmurs. engravers, and nrehiteats. There are to be nincty members in all—that I8 to say, fifty painters, twenty senivtors, ten nrchlh:cls. il‘lllllil tr.n (:ngn\vers‘ ‘Thoy nre to meet on the Sth fnst, —Mr. F. 11, do TTans Is it work oit one of his intended Avndemy extibils, which Is called * Menhaden Boats” One of these red hulled vmplhers sways to and fru on the waves, with curling smoke, while a small sailboat at her side \mlnfu!s the catch, A schooner on tho left keels well over as ghe scuds nlong Wnder full sail, Another of My, e Hans' Acatlemy pietures will be n rock on tho const at Cape Ant, with high dashing surf and o fishing steamer off ghoie, =Tiie historieal mnrine pnlutln‘f bé'llr. Ww. P. W, Dang, representing the ol unstitie tion pursued by o Brltish™ squadron, is on ex- hIbition in Doston, 1t was bought in Eurnpe by Mr., Willinm Astor, ‘The Datly <dver- User saysof it: “The Constitution, under crowded cunvas, Is depicted ns lurehing hieavily over the waves under the lnpetus of a freshiening breeze, and benring down al- togt directly upon the spectator: while nt the stern 13 seen the luridly flluminnted smoke from ono. of her guns, A Britlsh crulser further behind returns the shot, ami between them the moonlight Is ruftied " inty sharp distinetness on_the cdges of the run- hing waves, Other Vessels nppear in the buek rumld.aulnlnu in the ehnse, The bal- anced inss of salls'oh the Amerlenn frignto rises solemnly from the dari hull and dark- or water agninst a sky whieh tho risen aon, though conceated from view, Hlumi- nates brightly In the centre, and suiluses in ho other purtions with that pate, nrdent rown Which is_tamlllar to obackvirs of moontit skies, This sky Is, perhnypg, the finest part of the plciure, considered with referonce to nuture aul as o plecs of arlistie manipulation; but the whole composition unites ln an uncommion deereo the interest of an excellent marine with that of & sug- gestive historle Incident,” SCIENGE, SCIENTIFIC NOTES. Dr, Warren Da La Ruowas elected by the Acndémle des Scieuces, Purls, at the Séanee of the 27th ult,, Corresponding Momber for the Sectlon of Astronomy, ‘ —The planetury discoveries of 1880 were elght in number, five of which were found by Herr I"dlisa, Director ot tho Observatory atPola. Thelast was discovered Sept, 80, and ralsed the tota! number of known small plancis to 210, — A thenwum, ~It Is not expected that it will be possible for the Italinn Antaretic expedition to start befory 1853, 1u the menutima it Is ntended that Lleut. Bove, the urIFhmlur of the scheme, should mnke n prellninary voyage 1 n whaler to the Southern sens, —A substitute for enoutehoug has been In- vented by o Russlan numed Sanders, It Iy manufactured from the heavy olls of conls tar, ‘The substanco is sald not to be altered by heuvy pressure at an elevated tempern- ture, and serveandiieabiy to insuinte eleettle wires and cables, nnd,” In short, ¢quals eavutehoue for most usee, —, Cauvetyin the Bulletin of the Botanieal Soclety of Frunee, duserives s experiments e (o determing the dovelopruent of car- bunle-neld by the Yonts of pinats, s result appears Lo show that rools constantly devels op enrbanle neld, but that the devefopiment 1s leas by night than by day, and that {4 be- £Ins to herensy With” sunrise, thut it de- crenses about noon, snd 1lses ngaln in the evening, to decrease at miduight, ~1In tho Inst nusiber of the Revue Belban- nlque Is published an fnteresting aceonnt of o moedern Jupunese dinner parly, trom whieh we extract the followiing extmordinary menu, recammending It to the attention ot those who may desire to introduce some startling novelties Into the art of dining; Bolled "ducks, chopped pigeons, bird’s-nest soupy roast uption and bisuboo buds, mussels und crabs, ten end cakes, turtle soup, Winced dog, bLrnised raty, macaront soup, black rats roasted with sweet sauee, sult fish, roast pork with rice patties, pre- served melon-seeds, stutfed gen-trogs, wale nut stowed with betel feuves, lees and fruoits, The centre of tho table wus aceupled by a huge bowl containthg a good store of sea. Hean, set swhmming In uruundyfl\m befory the guests sat down 1o dinner, * By the thuo the ‘meal waus_over these vivaclous lnsecls hnd become sufticlently {nebriated to exhibit #1 abnormal and eccenlrle nctivity, eo that, when the cover restraluing thelr saltutory exerclses was removed Al delse.‘n, they afforded excellent sport to the Japanese gentiemen predent, who uls'jrlnml reniark- eble smartness in catching them with lvory :Iln‘op-tlch, aud in subsequently eatlug them ve, Very senaible.—To use Dr, Buil's Cough Byrup for cz{unu. colds, hmneutu‘l. oto, Prlcu.':.‘b u{nw THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY, JANUARY OlLI10 POLITICS. Two Republicans Mentionad for Governor ditd Lidutehdnits Govérnor. Duteivitivs wlth Lending Denio- crats—=\What ’lf_lmy Hopo and Expeet. Their Main Relianca for Viotory Based tipon Possible Temperanco Legislation, . Sptetal Dipate to The Chicago Telbune, Covusnus, 0., Jan, 2—Now that it Is gen- erally belteved ltere In Olilo that Gov, Foster will go Into the Cabinet as ostimaster-Gen- eral, the talk nbout State politics waxes loud; and plots thicken day by day, Amongthe Itepublieans the nll-lmportant question s, \Who shall be candldates tor Governor and Lieutenant-Governor? "There is talk now of bLut one man for each position but many think that, a3 the dnys go by, these will be untirely lost sight of In the etowd of stronger men W10 WILL DE PUSHED TO THE FRONT, The two nien now talked of nre Spraker T\ A, Cowelll, of the House, nnd President- pro-tem, Richards, of the Senate, But there fire many mesi in the great State of Ohlo who think that they nra emoryo Chiarlie Fosters, if they coutld buly have the same ehanee; and fedl thnt now is the thne to cume forward and see If they can brliz the atars Into the proper positlon to makethem lucky, In fuet, nearly every country town in tho State has at lenst oue uinn who 18 thus ambitious, The nien who have been tost suceesstul nhd most highly hosiored by the 1tepubllenn party of this State hinve comw up from the conntry, Ben Wade, J. R, Glldhgs, Jolin Sherwin, Jimes A, Garfield, and Chatles Foster nrg suflictent fllustentions, Now a word or twb about the two men mentioned above: THI 103, THOMAS A COWAILEL Is nsmall farier and wheat-buyer, réslding near o small villuge enlled Kennard, in Chtthphlan County, 16 has represented his county for six years In the Legislature, and at the openlig of the preseit Hotise was clected Speaker. e isa good parllamenta- rian, and innkes 4 ereditable Speaker, From the bepluning of the Senatorlal. contest be- tween Shennan and Foster le took nvery promineht part. 1t was understood thdt he wiis' very nnxlons to’get Foster out of the Wway, go that the enast would' bé clear to his auibltion, It is snid that he mnde several trips o Cleve lawd and Mentor in rogard to tho matter, nul, when, finndly his letter nsk- nyr Foster to get out of Sherimah’s way was bublished, it7wis meherally conceded thit tliere wna Bbmeihing bDack ol i all, That something' 18 ‘now bretty well understood. Yhiether there . . wug wny - understanding between himself anil Gov, Foster in rezanl to the matter, of eoursy eantint be told with certalnty; but there are thuse WU ARE DASE ENOUGIL TO BELIEVE 503 and that the developiments In the ense con- tiend this ynsfflclun. there s little doubt, My, Codvglll 1e a mldidle-nged buchelor, In- el to e iald, e s mather abose the niddle Dight, of dignifel bearing, ond Affa- ble to Iita friends, 11w i3 avensed Dy bis enc- inies of ety eold. He lns mnde soina rather bitter anfmosities; siid, ns o member ex- phedsudl It to me ln-dnr. sothie witl hope losee the parts defunted 1t hely numln:\lm‘. Senntor Richwrds is b plénsaht, popular lawyér from Jefierson County, Ile Is sinall In stature, but quite vloguent ns n spenket, He ting filled the ofliceof Livtitenant-Govern- or in reality for the pnst yenr, as the real lll‘filluubcm of the ofilce hias been here very 23 s Y “Now In re‘;urd to ivhnt the hopo amd expeet: ‘They have beeh Iylthg very Iow In wilting for developments in tegard to Foster, It hrs been an open seeret that they did not propuse to expemd any great Amount of energy In case Fosteg were nominated t}! they knew by past experiepee thaf w1ty Jinfd o klek ngalist the pricks.” [ heldan interview witn . 0L, W. W, ANMSTRONG; editor of the Cleveland Plaindedlers hefore leavinz that elly, Ile was very free to tnlk nbout the plans and Hopes of the ever-youth- ful Demoerey, *Wito will' be your candidate for Govern- or®” I nsked, ©onl that Is a little hard to teli just notw,” * Well, who are talied of most In the inner counclis?¥ O I think publle sentinent rather drifts townrd somie young mnn,—that Is, towards some man ymm{ in State politics. 1 should. say Sam “Hunt of Ciuelunatl Mlehael D, "Iarter of Mansfleld, J, W. 1leisley of Cleveland, Judge Hoadley . or Juhn F. Follett of Cluelnnat, are talked of a8 much as unyhody, * A Phen” he nddeil affer n moment's pavse; “therd 13 George M, vat‘n of Zl\nes\'llle, son u(llufin U dewett uf the Erje Raiivoad; he woulit Be n good tan, And Gen, A, V. tce of Ottawi 15 tielled of some. He was nvery prominent eandidate hiwfl), ond I was nu ardent suphorter of i, Iam' NOT IN FAVOIL OF JIM NOW ESPECIALLY, There 18 somo talk of Col. Ollyer O, Payns of Cleveland, sun of emocriats tho ifon, 11, B, Payiie,” yne i i moinber of the Standard O} Cumlr.uu', 18 he por 2 “lle §s. Dut then he will not be noml- Pn!ml, and Is not 4 candldate In any sense, inrter 18 the Prestdunt of the Aultman Mune nreturing Company of Mansticld, and is a viorous young maiy pnsse«sln‘: remarkable exeentive ublhity and bivckvone.” A I to understund that you rather favor Iartery"” U no—not exnntlljy that. I favor the nom- fnee of the party, But Harter [s o good man, und would make n strong tight. He ean make & good stump-speech, and conld be looked up tons n lew 1 am in favor of w uew ticket With new men.” . **Col. Avmsirong, what do ‘ DO YOU BABE YOUIl MIOPES OF VICTORY OX g THIS YERARD" ¢ “On! our izmunds of hope dro mahy: ahd quite firnd, * 1n the {h‘s! pluce, this Is the ‘ofl yer,’ ny tho Republienns aye. plensed to tebm todtls ourtury to win this thue, and'we are gohig to dm: Torth every effort 6 Wb so, ‘Then, Gen, Garlleld eaniot fall to make a e nubér of sorelicads in the Btate, Tho number of people who expect to obtui something from the Incoming Aduinistyation 13 mrl‘-ullf enoimous, Muny must b dlxurqmlnml. These wllhho disttfected, and wiil ot Work as usual, » But tha ther that we hope as anell. froun ns any other s smme poor oy Injudicions t:leca ot legisintion from the Legistatuye, 'Fhis s al- ot nlways neeomplisied during the Inst days of o sessfon; and, with the terrlble pessuie that the temperanee peoplo wre hrtnuinig to bear tor loeal optlon, or-soimething of that soit, It world seem nhitost impossible that the Leabitntura ean eseape DOING SOMETHING FOOLISH, Tho Y:mmm of u ‘Tempernwner law would be worth maty thousauls of votes to us,” Lutso bt w talk with the lon, A, P, Wins- fow, 1 prominent Clavelnnd Demoeratle poll- teinp, - Hesald: W are surg of enrrying the State it the Republicans will only pnss sums of the many tendiemnca schunea that are now being pushed, “They emme within imm or four votes lnst yearof passing the Loenl-Option bl T wrged enough of onr fellows "fi €0 uver und vote for tho bill to pnas it 3 t}my feared for thelr own heads, and I couldn’t get them up to the polut where they could “see the advantage to the purty, 1 hope, i some way, the bill mny go thyough this year, aund then theve will be TWE_GUANNES? BWEEPING OF THK BOARD that hus been seen reeently,” And so the talk shapes itself, Ollo, with all her veputation for politiclans and 'great wen, I8 now_ serlously in heed of astrong arm to como forward and take hotd of g:u rudder, These wen may develop within the comlug fow wmonths, Gany, —— o;:“‘uwthu Iird, all Street News. “You ses that mun Just crossiug the street? remirked u Chicago munto u Now ¥Arkes whomn ho was towing around 16 500 the siahts, * Woli, that man sold pop-vorn fu this un{ for twentye two yedrd, bud e IS worth #150,000,"" 1*1Id be make it Al othiug pov-coint™* "q uol Ho made his pile buying lake-front Lretty soon the fi"‘ ide called his attentlon toa man standing In tho door of u Lunk, and added; +That man oveued the first lilble-house west of New York City, 'Phirty yenrs ugo bo was rat- poor. To-duy he runs that bank.” 4 Did bo wake his monoy sedihur Dlh\?fl" “Ouol Hebought prairie-iand and held on 1o Tn the courseof tea minutes a bigbullding was 1t, et ot i Ueldng nr to it it who tvached dngo nitictéen fenrd dg With otly 50 cetitd n his m;ou‘olt. 1 u“!l'renul A nightdctool and now roveled In wenlth, "Dl tig fuahe 1€ Al teehly béHobl?” naked tho New Yurker, “0 no! He went (o tlie droy, busincss ns goon a8 bo had mddd hiohey enough to buy bopeet L Xfisr several more Inni casés had been re- teirid to, tha viditat naed: s flave yoh oile sitiglé iitn 11 Chterko WhY hha foudy money 3 tho business Lo tirst stacted Intar “Havoswe? Let'snes. Yes, tre have, §know man on State strret who went liito the whisk usiness twenty yonrs ago, hos gtuck rlrm to | and s worth a’ hundred thousand dollars, 1 he' only beén shirp enongh 10 turn yround alter wn yenra abd vpen nin undertaker's thop ?ml }nhi\\;hll customera he'd now been a mili- lonunire £Mmeet of Parllmtientary Libors ttpon thd British Preinler's Physlenl Cone stitution—EAbrin 0f° Hin riontth to ellogo Iim of Unnecessary fiurdens —1ils Self=Astertitig Leadership=Tho Qreat Statesmian alno o reat Sieepers New York Tritmne, Loxpox, Jau. b.—Partinment nssembles to-dny's in o few hours wo shnll kuow the text of the Hoyal measnge, of whick tho substnues hns heen glvon these two days past in tho papers: and by to-nottow morning the tvorhd will be in posaes- slont of the stiil fuller stntements of Ministors tonchimur tho so-caited coerclon of Irelani, the Irish Land LHL, and all the rest of it. The poll- ticlans, profegsional and amateur, will havo thelr bands full for another six months; full of Irelund, slnco overybody agrees thut thisisto be an Srish eesslow. That means that it 19 to be prelminontly Mr, Gladstone's sesslon; that n heavier share of Parliamentory wbrk Is (o fall upon hit than upon anybody clse—oho mignt nlmodt say than upon nimust all the other Min- {sturs put togethor, Mr. Forster, it 18 true, 8 to bring in tho Coerclon bill, npon which the first great strugglo of the sesslon will come. But it 1s cbrtalu thnt Mr, Gindstone witl be heapd, and heatd repeatediy upon that, as upon every other question relatmyg to Ireland. The Land bill he will himself introduce, and, buwever hotly tho measures for keeplng the peaee fu Ireland may be cohtested, the bpposition to nny possible Land ulll witl bo more strenuous, more divershled, nnd niore prolonged; I for no other reazornt than that the obponents and critics of 1t will come from both sides of tho buuse and from all sections of both factions, It fsagreed that Mr. Qliddtone Ix tho only wnn who ean carry & Land bl and (hat since It I8 =0 Inpgely made up of detall and will bo resisted fn detaily uyd by every sort u{ ingldlous wnendinent, whoover: hns chargo of 1 must hnve chargo of it all the time, Amung the many factors, therdfare, which will gu to tho making or marring of tho com iy £omslon not the loast importalit 15 the atato of Mr. Gludatone's heanlths which, sgaht, will do- enid ot o 1ittte upon tho Partimentary habits emay resolve on adopting, 1e bus n magnli- cent congtltution, and ho hns perservered in maklng drafts on it which have sumowhat re- ducddghu raserve on which 2 mnan- of st rely. 1t 13 fio sceret that bi3 recent fiiness Lrought thls hume tohim, and bad leit such o mittk upon him 08 nelther be norbis friends cun protend not tosee, His miost consplenons Y"mw appeurniiee slnco that dato wits ut the Lord Muyor's diuner nt the Guildhall lnst No- vember. | In volee, In ook, in energy and anle mutfon of manner, he wis thon u much-changed man, There wasn murked diminut{on of vital force trom thut which justn Jeur beforo hud unstoulshed vvery speetator and hearer duving that nmazing Midiothisn compilgn. At tho Gulldnii he hud n &inglo speech to make, of no wrent duration; thuugth of great mportance, 1o find undergon® no previous fatigue, He had been expused nelther o inclemoney of weather nor to tho wearylug homage of ureut musses of fervld ndmirerd, Yet, wherens in Midiothian e bud shown 0 splendil Inditferenve 10 exposire, nnd toll,and hatnseiog oxeltement of every eort, at tho Guildimlt he was wanifestly Ruv- ing his strength, 118 mnnuer was whinost Intguld, Tho incompurnble voice whieh, n Edinbury at thy end of a week of Invessant spenking aud exertion, hnd muwle ftsell’ henrd almost without edore by 2,000 pouplo fn Waverles Murket, was tudible \ith dititeulty in the outor el numbered hlly 1,000 peuple. i, sortened, and enre- fully veonomizad.« e lient over the tubls ns ho spuke, Hpuscd few westures. At times he was almost dull, At ne thnedid he put forth to the full tho old strength. ‘Fhe fuce ni-cuv.-d thin, the eyes sunken, tho halr fell wore Hwply over tho grand arch of the forehvad, [lu was ‘pbviously un older and rwenker man, 'ihmlxh still youtigue than ansbody else, and still. capable of thrico tho work which most men of his years pretend to attempt, He hlmsell says, hidved, that he never could spenk ut the Guildhall, that the audlence 18 nneertaln, and that il the elrenmn- sionees avo unfavornble to, oratorienl effect. Viery lHkely tho Jiigu témper of tho Clty of Lon- dan, und tho ruttle of disbes, and the murmur of fll-Ured peoply who will not Ifsten, may linve hnd something todo with the moderate suveess ot Mr. Ulaidstono’s épeech on thiat oceusfon, Bat they could not have ntfected his personal np- penranve, and tho slgns of wenker heulth Wwere us tmarked whendhe eutered the library belore dinver a3 when He rose to speak ot the tuble, 1le was by ho meiiig 1l then iny moro than tiow, but nelther wus he then, nor Is hie now, i n con- uiton to go on. tukidy lberties with bimselt without llmit, a3 of dld, Hemembehug this, Mr, Glndatone's friends are most suilcitons abiut tho eifect of such it dossion n8 18 now expeeted upon his hoalihy and upon the fortunes of his pastyt and upon the fm- medinte future of the country which fy bound up with his lité l¥d strenith,” They havo made ~itis well known they huve mide—tho wnost trenuous efforts to perspade 2Mr. Gladstone to reliuquish sumo of tho more arduous und ox- hnustiog duties which it tns been his habit to regard hevetoforo us dévalving tipon him fn- dividuslly. Muny.of hls predecessors hnva bheon content to leave many of these dutles to thels subordinates, N6 eno of thom ever took so wide nylew of the ubll.!ut!ons {neumbent on o Prhmo Minister atd Leader of tho Housens Mr, Gladatono takes, WAdd to this the third ollide he holds—that uf Chaneetior of tho Exehequer— and It In ey to that the burdens resting nup- o 3, Gluditone’s shouldersaro such ns it néeds tho forco DI nn Atlus to sustain. Not foss certnin I8 it that independently of considerution for thoir ebier's henlth, many of his collenyues would be ready, to accopt With satlafuction a more uueheécked epiirol over tho inuttors fnot dent to llui:ruwn depurtments, There bas been at tnes whitt Almost wnounts to o cothplaint that Mr. Uludstouo exercises n tuo close, too ninute, too continunl supérvision over puroly depprtmental work, and over purely administra= tive detaiis, A busdred times he has besn known to tnke upou hinself the defenss of o chale lenged measure when tho Minlster who had churyo of it waslu hls pince and reudy to o battis for his ofsprhig, Mr. Gladstone sées o clenrly tha right thing to bo satd ut o given mo- ment,and ' feels it tho smno thne sueh un irre- siatible napuise to by it himeolf, that nobady tlse tns u ehnnee, Whenover ho bas been {n wilice, or whengver ho hua been londer of the Opposition, he brd mdo it n rule to sit out all debntes. Ho has folt, arn rur{‘bmlr olsn hins Telt, that at a erftion] mor ovo all, nt tho wuloge of i long discussion, and just Lefore diylalon I8 to he tuken—nobady éin futervens with anything litre his powver or his autharity. 1t is 1dié to talk about a spoech not \mluer\elu- votes. 1L very often does intluence Votesy and never mure often than when Mr, Glrdstone is the spenker, The vot 0 Lo {nlluenced nre hot always, nor- generully, votes un tho other sile, hoy are the votes of hisown followerss of tho Vhig phatunx sitting behind hiw, who do not Wit 10 go 80 fur us thoir chief would take them; of tho {ndopendent members below tho ganewny, who woitld ilke to go further; of the more fluygish bulk of adherents who need to ba stirred and wabmed §ntu some sort of cothasi- nun o vole at all, and who ure move - responsivo 1o 1bo expoctution of n speceh trom their leader lhlu‘n tothe must wrgent aud thrivo-underlined whip. . Nglmdy sronid complainif Mr, Glidstona fado pls power fels Ly ‘such mbans vn great oc- castung, The compleint s thut ho l(ll&lm!m‘lh strength nliko on gyeat occusions nng lols capable of fintehse exertion fof o paratively luconsidernblo ends. And tho pea; uf his bust £ e riends 18 simpiv that ho will' ye- sorve his cuergies, sot cuploy thom indise criiminntely, 'fhey . want him to'go numn—ml.v on ordinary nlEhu; 1o leave the cunduct of LiNs Which ure 1ot bis own 1o thoso who are respon- siblo for thetn, and to bund over tho leadershi of thu House in matters ot untlie and nfter cerluln hour to Lonl Hartington, It 18 known timt bis physiclun, Dr. Androw Clarke, ns most urgently wivised $ir, Gludstone to do thiv, | Dr, Clurke would huve his putient fn bed, ie a rute, by mlunight; vn ot any mie, ontof tho House by miankcht, e knows, nnd Mr, Uladstone 80} inite, that the wondertul yvitality the Prime Minlstier still possesseahina Loon prosorved and nourished ton grent degreo by sicep, Mr, Gindatono sayy ho gannot do with less tinn six amd o balf o seven hours sound rest, Liks nany men who luive been und workers, bo hus n great talent for sicep. He sleeps eustly -und sonudly, not wik e during the night, or wakiug nt most ance, Al he ncods {10 tofllow tho dictutes of nuture, and got bis slecp ut reasonnblo bours, There Was some tulk 1ast session of o round-rabin among his Libdeal feiends, ey desired to repiesent to him W o reapecitul way thut they cauld weton very well without hi after mfinight, and to beg him tu lenve the Huuse ut that hiour, Thosamo plan has agpin been browched, Jlut thoru 13 o seluciiuee 1o carry it out, Mon don't Jike to address biin on Much usublect, either pordonuily or in_wrlting, And | ufvald the fact is it it 18 aloost diieult for plata tyath und seasiblo dvico to ko thely way to 3ir, Gladstong 13 to u #ove orelim, The nien whi aro moit abotit him ayv— the prentes numhor pf thein—tho most ready, to full in with bis uwn_views, A whisper or” two mnkes it a{lnuw and thon uto u newspaper, but thoy sey r.alq‘dxume I8 not a greut rondes of gewspapers. It 16 u pleasure to add that viae {tors at Hawarden durlug Chvlstaiaa repurd their host ne strong and well, ull rumors to the cone teary wotwithstandlug, Tho samd thing was said of him at the dinnor he guve list night 10 his prigelpal Parllsenthry supporiors, end at s, Gladstone's reception tatek i the' ovening everybody bad an_opportunity l“ observa for blinself that ‘IBW“I(hL‘QI{\II. toall appear- anco o exeotlent bealty, B \V. 8. GOSSIP 'Ol LADIES, CONTESSI) AMANTIS: Ani, ¢, CofMo and kiss ind, givcot and ton! Hay, on this yolik birthday nortiing, Whitt wHsdiu btk boMs of men sof Itang ujson ybiir stivlloa or scorntug,: Rdlse those bluo and Inughing byos, For our helpless henrts that nngle - THI A puipltating prize ' Lics within cuch tress's tanglo, Which the yrize that fou profer? |, "Thnt wort sed-doge of oleven? Tq rot stitwart lll‘( hlinder— Fouk feet fulli—{s favor glven? Yield vou to Jaek’s valentine, O 10 Tommy's thensured applef . Or to fteginntd nellne Owner of tho gallont Dapple? Whit! Tho tartan and the tat Hoth nlike inve loat thelr labot ! Valentlties Are under parl Hute your pony-riding nelghbor| Mero onual I it valn onfege this honrt’s proud portal? Ent Our pretty Datne Disdaln Whispers I'tn tho bappy niurtat! I—whom hardening hienrt, and tos Witz tendut, stninp o fogy = I 10 Lo fuir uly's hequ= Fitter fur to be her Logy! Yot those nrtlees worda of hers . Waske o etioed 1 thought il Porlshm!. And thy eleeplivg atelng thit stirs Hreathos a'straln that onve I cherlsied. Round mf‘ Winter dacs some ray Linger From the Springtide sunny? Toll ua, dear] My sisters say Ihat you've suelt it ot of woney 1" Nn*'l. don't tenvemet - DI T frown? ke thia gokl. child—aliaro my plenty. Nowadays, 1 shionld havoe Kuow, Ten cun be n wise 08 twenty, 2 SPOOPENDYKE'S CALLS, Irootdyn Bagle, % Now, my dear,” sald Mr Spoopendyke, let me Sc the 1ist of Indies vou wish me to endl on. I really don’t eare to go around muely but aman onght to do what his wife wmits him to do on New Year's Day, Where's tho list 2 E “Iiere it 1s,” snld Mis. Spoopendyke, fluttering around with her halr In her mouth, I wrute thom all ont with the ad- dresses for you, so you wouldn't have any trouble.” ** What mnakes you put old Sister Lomb at the head of the list??” growled Mr. Spoopens dyke, * She's got n wart on her chin the slze of o fire bell, aud she ean’t tallk anything but the ndvantages of exx over stovo coal for heating the Sunday school.” “But she belongs to the chureh, and ¥ don’t belleve any ohb else will eall on her,” redsoned Mrs, Spoopendyke, ** She will be tickled to death to seo you.” “ What do you thinke I'm starting out for?” demanded Mr. Spoopendyke, flercely, * Got an idea Pm golng around Nke o mive slonary Lo earry the Guspel to people every- bouy clse Is afrald ot ? Who's this? What's this second name here? Who's Mrs. Shikl ym- bretoy 2% » “'Ilint’s Mrs, Wolverton, I promised her on would eall, Nevel wimd Mrs, Lab, it you oukht to eall an Mrs, Wolverton,” Y What for? What hita she zot in coniion With me, except that her honas are hollow @ She dun't know the diffetence betweeh o Guinea pleand the barhing of Jerusalfing, Always wants to know T 1 don’t think that Sudow nud Gomorrah were parables, 18 that the kind of list yow've made oit? Waht e to run arouhd among the ofd monuments? Wha's Miss Swash 2 1 hat’s Mrs, Simith, the itle widoir, You know shie's interested In sending wotnen out West to get husbands, ‘She’ll nitluse you,"? ©3ho will It shie sees me. She'll ke ma laugh ke a hyenn It she getd ong eye on e, Who's that yelfow-hended Flrl hnt sits two pews In frontofus? P eall on her, now,” “8he's o lttle chit of athhne, You don’t want to run after thoss young people,—n wmin of your ago “Wihat's the rensonldon't‘{" 1 wlelul Mr, Spovpendyke, - *Got nn jdea that I on 'i earn for the tough old people, hnven’s you ? Think Pmasott of Plymouth Roek, “dow't you? Got _nny mote old Jandinarks that need fn- spectlon?”? "1 don't enral® romonstrated Mrs, Sponp- enpyke, indiznantlys “they’ro nice people, and £ Tik o ebltite thoi, “They mny b along in 1ife, but they can’t help it.” HCultlvaty 'em i you wmit m,"i;m\rlml Mr. Spoopendyke; “but It youthink I'm going hoving tround amonz “ein on the 1t of Jununry. you're left, What d'i'u wint to ealtivate 'ent for? With your. frivnds and Idens you only heed weekly prayors and an alar o tive “to be ah old woninn's home. Who clse have you got heria? Mrs, Sifs- flmsurnlr. Mis. Woptenslough, — Miss fnpaf——2 “You don’t read them right nf all” complalned Mrs. spoopendyke, © Thal’s AMra, Sllverspoon, hnd Mrs,“Worthineton, mul Miss uummh\»\vny. They're just as nicens thoy cah be, ! . “Aro they the thred old worthles wio owl I the cholr ? asked Mr. Spoopendyke, sternly, “They'va got n grundson old El!l];l I t‘n le n,u"gn\u:’olt;."’ln 3 4 *They hnven't,” sob bed Mrs, Spoopendyko. “Yuu know betler,” " panpeniy * Well, most ot 'ein have, What d’ye want mo to eall on them Tor? _Got. any more old nlanacsexpectime me? Where'sthe Sphinx? You haven't got the Sphinx dewn here, por the Tower of Babel. Who'to these other pyramlds ? Who's Mrs, Upsldedown 27 *‘Phat’s Mis, Bdgorton, Bhu sent you the Jelly wiiep you wure sick, and you sald she wus the best swoman In Brooklyn. You'll have to eall un her tor politeness,” sald Mrs, Spoopendyke, sovorely, L o't elthor shouted AMr, Spoopen- dyke, *“The jelly wns sour, and she made me vy o dollar townrd a plastei-of-paris angel for astarving family out in Flatbush, Whn's this other unrse of Qrovge \Washing- towaf ere, this Is o wmistake; I woat to old Miys Schumsloek’s funern] thirty years ngo, “You dldn’t! You nevef dlid 1" prociaimed K'rg. B)i)oupeml)'ko. thoroughly aroused. That 1sn't her name, either, It's Miss hofield, and she i8 the best friend 1've got, Lonly want—" L know what_yon want,” hissed My, Bpuppendyke, * Tou want n few more ae- qunintances, and g sunp, o be o guldwbook o ancient Troy, ‘Thinic 'm golng to endl oy that old monolith? Got un¥ihing here that clongs to uodoern times? Know ahybody who lins béen dug up within six or eliehit centutles? Wio's that binek-ayed glil futhn l!gbll;,ulus? Don’tshe hang out a flag to- slix‘\evo\‘mlln't ‘[nIOk n!l “"ri"l nnlfl'ednurs. apendyie, wouldp! ave yo! 4 ety for Worlds, ‘Desido, siia' dont re “\What's this® démanded Mr. Spoopen- dyke. ““What's Mrs, Wimpqstyx got to _do }Y,',‘J% it? What wmwlorym\lvll)l fflnd her * That's Mra, Willoughby,".explnined Mys. Spoopendyke, coumlncvnlb’. % She's tho "\vldu\v who recently joined the *Bon't mind ¢alling on her,” said My, Spoopendyke, . “Blie wasn't momor'n 4,000 years before “the Christinn ern. Got any mord ke hor? Does this mensly list contaln anybody else who Wwasn't the niother of the Chluvse Embire? Think uf any wnore f\rmem‘(;n"l,x’y: thut haven’t had the cplinphs VOrn of . L % Nu,"” replied Mrs, nonr/wd ke, eoldly, “and Lnow remember Mrs, Willoughby re ceives ealls with Triends in Bumalo,” “Dod past ?'our od-guuted Hstl” howled Mr, Spoopendyke, dancing on the uulmm‘n{' document. “\What d'ye think L am? ghonl? S'pose I'm oln;i to prance avound among all the measly ofd ghosts in Brook- Iyn? S'pose I'm guing o swash around md et eakis and drlik lemonade with, & lot of ill\lslrl\llunaol the Siiurtan perdod? Think m goine to nv(x-ml the day with o lot of nr&lcqlflte\l old skeletons Just becanse they Lelong to the samu churel’'that L do And My, Spoopendyke pngpfll outof the house Like o buhg, aid went noxt door to see i€ his friend Tortorthumb knew any lnl‘mmlfl of whaose history therw \\'n\s sowg, tradition, .m.h"}; i 1 don’t eave,” sald oopetidyke, ax sho whirled aronnd two or ‘thres {imes’ to practico kieking hertrutns it ho don't call onthe chureh l»eupln, thoy!lt be hopping mad; and, It ho doss, s woirlt hayo mueh of a thuies 56/t wish he wasdteud elther woy,” amt Aya, Spoopendyke bustled Into the pur- lor to nasure a sandy-hnde )‘u\m{x nan with stiff neek that 1t was awfalkoad of him to cowe, and ta learn thatho badn’t cowe fuk of ""!fi ;u\'n volition, but had slld nlust of the i YWOMEN IN PALUS, ‘Londan Truth, It You ask a Frenchman fvhy theladles ahd gontlemey are completely s¢parated at the ordinary Parisian solcés e will account for 2, 1881—BIXTHEEN PAGER it by thi rdicd] ditbfence of the edudation wiiteh bigs il girls becelve, Tobhiden tsted to bo blamed, bnt the Il a glven at solrées inthiues to clgar-smokitg hins not bridged over'the gredt sepnrativg golf. "The brains of girls ara not allowed to acquire the sama linbita s the bralis of buys, 'I'hey ant to think ditfarent]y, and to seo nll things un- connected with gallantry and the playhouse Inn direcent Jight, What intellectual, or Indecd sentimental, conyerse of a deliente nud plittoitle nhtura ean be kept up betiveen fnen and witmen so disqtalitied to understand ench other¥ A man of Hheral viows on any possible subject wonld, It heaired thom Inthe g of Muiles, puss for Impertinent or in- diserect, How, for lnsiance, could M, Oscarile Lafayette }lhu zrandsen of Washington's nity), Who Has voted In'the Senate foi gl colleges, and—to speak I the jargon of his feminitie relatives—lor all sorts of Repub- ic s, tlk with nny freedgm In tho- ooy he frequents, within ear- the lndies of his kindred and their falr il Wihenever n targe-minded woman of pleas- antmanners wid sveial tact obinins an entry Into the Partsiah mdnde earrivs all te- fore her, "The gentl nfesy thewselves at once her deyot and really do not BLOD L0 sho ly plahy, sur 1o rotour, iespensively dressed, or not rielh envugeh 1o ghve dinners soveral thnes n week. lLu]uus 10 mu that, owing, no doubt, to the Intelleetunl fuferlority in which Freneh yp- perelasg youti udles have long bedn kapt, the intluentisl wommen of our day in Parls are forelgners or of foreign extractfon, “1shall ot nante those who do_nok court publieity, Tho Prineess ‘Troubetskol had o ghott relgn n tho early partof tho Macda- hounate, but an absulite one. Sarah Bepn- hardt Is o Duteh Jewess, nud lived at 'Cho Hngue unti! she was 11 years old, A Bava- rlan Jewess has acquived” notorfety by twlst- Ing Qenerhis round her taper i . The Drincessu do Smren by blood s of the Ger- nian Juiverie. Her nenr friend, * the Mar- quise,” 13 hall a Scoteh woman, nnd_sup- nosed by her fatherto descend from Queen Marie Amelle, who was half an Ausiviun. The late Duehiess do Montimoreney de Tal- leyrand, about whomt mueh vold irush hng been Indulged in by the Inshionable world, was a mixing up of Mucdonalds, De Lag Murlsmns, and Agoados, The lato Mme, du Calonio wns n Pollsh Juwess: tho un- Tortunate nitd onee nust influential Comtesse 'rebols was n Badoises Mareetlo, thie Inte inpriss of the Studlos” and sculptress, was i S\\‘Ps. mneried to o Roman Duke; Mn{Imne B—~hl was a Clrengsian slave, pleked ni it tho slave market ot Constanitis nople by the diplomat wloss finme she binrs, In the velzn of Napolean a Spanish Indy was nwl an Ialian Jady governed the Madume de B—t, the daughter of of-Bnalind sgulte, governed ot (he Camp of Chinlons; Madaine Mohl, an En: glistiwoman, governml the Instltute, tho Sorbontie, and the Collége of IFranee, and Madme e Circonrt the inlalleetual world, On the vive dvolte Freneh ladies wero com- pletely velipswd, even It tha domnln of filvolity, "Dy the Florentine Conitesse Watewilh, who hapened* to be very clever, by the Duchiesse de Morny nés Tronbetsko] by _the Princesse Metternlely Mrs, It—, und i Marechale Canrobert, FASHIONABLT CALLS. Detrolt Poat, (Callers seated in the parlorsof an up-town mansion.) “1've hienrd she gave €300 for that group. I'd just as soon have achromo, wouldu't yonr" ., 1103 1P y x * And Just look ab that centre-table, looks Itke n faney fuir for alf the yorld, ene would thinle *— “11-u-8-lt, she's comlng?” (Entet, lady of the house.) 0N, you denr, darling creatures! What an age sinee 1'vd scen Yot Where have yott bedn ? enjoying the hilliays, no doubt. I'm #0 jrhul to st you both 1" (Togethor.) ™ “Amd we are go glad to see vonl “ow perfectly sweet you do look! WVhat have you been tolng to ;{mlrsell? Uh, 1U's that lovely new Alrcss% 80 beeoming! but then ]{nu loute well In overything!?? “OhT ol Whe's, got” n hew sealskin cloak? Denr Mrs, Smith, I justenvy youy 1’8 n be-nen-ti-ful thing 1” e - Mg, Sinith—** Well, It ought to bes James grve $425 for it “Yus! but that's hothing for Col. Smith, you .know, Ilow 1s ha? I do admiro the Colonel «o mneh - But then he never fooks ab nny one but you,” 4 W Oh! yes! Wake me betleve that! I1¢ regulnr ol Hh"L: a But I Torsive him for every: thine sluee ot mo this clonk, Well, wo readly mst ver O piany mors cally to mnke, Now, return this soon there's u day- liyz, By-by, sweetness.,” + (Lady ot” the houge to next ealler:) * Xes, that Mrs, Col, Sith and her sister —whnt 2 dowdy that sister is—edid enll here, and, do you beliove, she had the fupy to tetl ie—me—that her husband L:Tu 25 for that shabby old sealskin, o 1t Tdidy't Khow éXxactly what 1E was worth] 1e'd mueh better pay his debts,” ate, cte., ete., ad Inflnitum, . FEMININE NOTES. Boston slrls never hanz up theirstockingst thoy suspend thelr hosiery, Maiden lady’s aphorism—*Whero singld- ness 1s bliss, it Is fully to be wives,” 1881 does not resemble a palr of lovers on & sofa, beenuse theve 15 1 at each end, ‘Che ludles of Tnris are going benr footed ; that is to say, they aro wearlng Bruin’s paws 08 oriunents, _ Pulludelphin ghls ave quick travelers. One of them who went slefghing the other night made twelve miles In one lap.—~Phfl- adetphie Chironlele, Refectedl lovers need never despair.” There are four nnd twenty hours In w day, and not & woment. In the twenty-four In which o wn&nml may hot change hor mind.—Deg Ic- nod, Mrs, Mountjoy, who was repronched for Iack of sentiingnt, replied: * How eah a woman have any sentiment whose husband Eu(-s o bed six nights out of seven with his oota un ¥* * Dactor, my danghter scoms to' bo golng Ditnd, and shg'u ]Il’gt et ready for her wedding, tool O dcar me what 18 to by done?? ¢ Lot hor go vight on with the wed- ding, madame, by all means, If anythlig will open her vyes muarriigo witl.” iy “Ellquet ** wriles to us to fngulire If in onr opluion it would be proper for kim to sup- }ml‘l 0 young ey if she was taken with- alut—even if ho hadn’t been introduced. Proper, young man, certainly—prop her by all means,—Clevelund Sun, [P A yohng wife Intely lost her husband, who whs tbout 70 years old, It how dld you aver happen fo warry nman of that o n nsked one of her friends, * Why," salil.tho young widow, * you seo 1 only had the choles between two old men, amd, of course, Itook the oldest,”—Puriz Figaro. > A gentleman who was nbontto marry 8 beantitnl widow of 30 almost quarreted with hor about the chureh by which they ahould have tha eeremony porformed, ‘The dy be- enme gomewhnt “inalxnant, and saids *1 have always been wnrried hi the Presby- {ler;pn Cltvel, and 1 tell you 1 always shall . A fashionable Doston lady was unex- ectodly left without n servant, She upder- ok to make hor husband a eup of ca‘\'m'. but it took s0 lon ho dsked what'lu tha Hall- fux was the saltee With the eoffae, 1 don't know,” sho t&:lhl. buwsting fnto tenrss *1've bofled theso bearn for o full honr, aid they are Ho suftor now thau .thoy were when firsy put thew Into the pot.” ' 'l“le Tluman naturw 13 -n curlons study, other night, at _the Unlon Depot, \mu of the dapot hnnds, whille'sweeplng out, thoweht ho saw a 25 eent bit untfenone ot the benvhiey, e went down on hiy kuuefllnunmllem and covered the pleco with lis hand, Wiile ho wag I this |1n1lllu|1 o well-dressed. lady tapped him on the shoulder and \m‘xl: L3 Just dropped thar” * What I3 It, madam?” waa the gentlemaly Intprrogtory, 1 think it1s w quarter,” e placed it, without fur- llwr‘p:n-h-{hm, in her hand, and she, tahtly holding i1, went awny, What was her dise wny to discover that "It wad & puppormints lozénuge! — ‘What Flually Persuadod the Mule, A paunt an | ton eountryman bajked in Hiver stroot yosters mfi:nnern n, and the ugial erowd guthored to otbrndvies nul siggest pians m{ hoying the antwal, Vardous oxpedienis r-m-o ried, such os twisting his tall nud pottiug diee In his uyes, cars, and mnuth; bul bo recined his coms posure mid refused to notlee tho trestment of 1o operatory, even with o kick, They wero about 10 buill 4 fire under him, wheu saloon- keepor 10 thp, yeighborhood offered to bet &l thut be could ‘mnkd nln % get,” and, thorw Le- ing no_takers, concluded to dn It just for 0 sako of showinig his knowledwo “of wules, Mo took from Ll pucket o Husk bf Rtiver-street “tanglafoot,” Jittlo ddieh tho passive muln's recund afthetraril thero wan bla 1 overy teaturo of that aninui’s hnd the next fnatiunt hi Tt *hot ‘Iu\ l'}o strect ns I wity, Fm»‘n thit St |I\I‘.\(n'n nimx,nl. i for o mometit, nnd then ta Hleshotder, mids v afslor, i |‘||n:’!‘c'}'e‘.l"’;,' ol i) ng Il inke o drap hwul\l. Tor I'vb jrot to earch that mujoss ! ——— mule,"* HUMOR, It 18 a terriblo cold witve when g her handkerchief ab your rival, ‘I'he retired prize-fighter generalt bar, showlng the survlval of the flll{st‘,‘ oy How to bring people over to yoy your Have the snow eleanced off yonr sidey Hl walk, “What {3 famoe’ asks the l'hll-.\dcl\m Amerleran, Famo is (ho result of being " {o newspagper men.—Hoston ost, " The water In Newburgs 13 80 bal gy reshondent of the Journal says i cruel to squirt 1t on a decent lre)” Guibollard, maost candld of philgy, Femnrks, “Would that L had ten uu;"fhm year” “Todo what?? “Todo nothing» 1 !Jurluslly shop—="0 what n lovely s antigue, 1s it not?* “No, yq) " mmlurn.” “AVhat o pity ! it wad s'(li‘mill;a . + Wa trust that, In his inexborlence, ey taty or o Naviy Goil witl it ]t{mi-fi; L mite 08 to sit down on the tac Neto Haven Reglster, of Raklp- *Will you have your oysters asked n Galveston “walter of a Kiven oy tomer from the interlor, ** Ilave the ome’ sealped ? - No, but you kin sealy tho gy It you want to, Itnecds It the worst kluaj At THTany’s: Mr W, 11, V:\ndurmlllm“, ur: “Give me another hnlf-pound of i monds, hut larger ones, "Tle them wy moy seenrely, The string broke off the lag bundle and half of “them tumbled ougit Pucte g Mile X. poses as voung Iady, though B 60 years old, *Fhe other tay. lmr m’-;mnl‘:g g ing in her presence a story of the nst centary, *Ldow't believe it,” crics Miss X, gt deny It,” mays tho speaker; ** Mademolsely [ wns there.! *No, ns T understand it these enld wary eome from the vast deserts of snow In thys orlan Klnlns, and radiate thence over Fl\"m‘l'l ‘:Ilr,‘lxr(lllgullnflllly in lthl:;b u!llmcllcn “Well, why the dickens don h : thore?® " (Vhyy ts too cold, idiat.r > A cry from tho heart: Little dunce (loot. [ I upsuddendy from her bistory ll(mli). Ry - Munmmy tlnrl|nfi. Ido so wish Il Hvedungd Jumes “the ILY Mammaz “Why? [igy dunca: ¥ Beeauso I see here that educali B }\;:\sl \l'nry much neglected n his relgn- | theh, At o restaurnnt—Gentleman assine—* WIIL you kindly tell wme lonr?”? * Exeuse me, 1 am ot walting You; please agk the walter of your sectig? hé replics, and seeing the s 8aYs: T N‘ns |:eulleumn, John, what time ftls" Figaro, “What n {lresomi thing that Mrs, Smiy 151" exelalmed Mry, Brown. 1 ealled u;z: fo-day, and slie ri on 8o, telling ubouthy nei earpet, and her néw house-glrl, and hy baby?s twa teeth, and her new bunet, that] didi’t getnehanes to say o word nhouj o new sick, or our parlor furniture’ o Lrddidy’s coming down with the measts, o Barah Jane’s dyspepsia, or Unele Charle rhentnatism, or 18\\' Bridget burnt thy bateh of Ylseuits, Oh, she's such a tiresom thingI"—Doston Transcript, 3 Sehaohnaster—" Noah Ind three son- Shew, L, aud. Japhet—now, answer e, Aatonjg 2 | eounienl ity sy I ‘; o iy nta oy, 'S Bimogy Vayy, seatlopedn to waly S wlio wus tha father of these gentlemen? (Boys ‘stlent.) * You_eannot Wel, now, let’s tey agnin, You know Sparket who llVes over tl v ¥ Boys—* it Sparkes 2 AL 8, 81 Well, then, Mr, Sparkes has got thres hops- Tommy, Johm, and Bl Now, who 1€ s Tuther vl hose b :{s? You know them verp well' Boys. Ir, Sparkes.” Master- Vi ood, boyg, lndeed: thath ery quite rixhit. Now, thow, “Noan hal they suns—Shehi, Ham, and Japhot, Who—? Boys—(in o hurey)—**Mr, Sparkes,” e A SCULPTOR. Far 2he Chtengo Tribune, As tho ambitious Seulptor, tircless, lifts Cihtnel atld Basnmer to the bloeii hud, Detorn my ialt-formed chavaeter 1 stund Aud ply tho shinine tiota of mental gifts, Tl eut'nwny a huge unsightly side OF seltishiness, and Amonth to eurves of grace Tho nnxles o Nll-temper, + And no traco siintl my siiro iummey Iopve of willy: prido, Chip altor chifp must fall from vatu deaires, And tho sharp corners of my diseontent B¢ rounded Into symmetey and deént Grent hurmony by faitn that hover tires Untinished stifl, Ciust toil on and on, ‘il the pule eritic, Deuth, shull sny, ** ' Tis done® - LT WhEELEL T THSTCIS, CHICAGO Doliar Weekly Tribune The Best and Ablest Republ Newspaper In the Union, Tho Weekly Tribuno Gno Year for 0 . Dollar in Cluhg of Five. Now is the 'Time t0 Subscribe. TIE TRIDUNE 15 tho bost businoss medium xf commorcinl exponeat of this eity, nnd i unde sy tho strongost und moat Intlugntial Republican e puper in the West. Palitically TUE TIIRUNYE 1e 8 stalwart ltepublias nowspapor, ind will rthrunin 20 uniil ovory ms3in Sonth, drrdspoctive of race, eolur, or poiltics #33 wnjuy tho Hlht to valo und bo voted for, and btk balothonentty coted, withont bulldoting orchesd Iuz, and anti vl aud poifiical Wberty furblack iy publienns, aa woll ns whito Domocruts, Is a8 B osiublished in th South ns th thé Nortl, i In the fiiture, a3t tho past, Tis Trinuxs il vacate the malntenahico of the Nusonal credlii ¢ purification of tho publio service; tho advacucr of¥ seasonablo peojadis of tseal veform; rhed econos! in publio vxpondituress opposition 1o subiiic 82 corpornte jubbary in all §ta fors; A tha pres tion of equal rights (v all elttzuns, North und S0 " Tho Merits of Tha Weekly Trlburt Aua Newspaper aronpparent tanll, Wo palieré £ ‘It excols,in the mmunnt, quality, npd sariery ul:, roading-matter ncnnpmvlau.omyuumv"'"l tion of tho kind- i this country, - ‘¥l spare atol toudyertiscrs la purposaly kept Wuwn to narro¥ I e, Moro wian AUTY columna of cler, leptde (0 41 Mled each weas with the datead news, odiorial W.‘: A slons, storles, omays, pooins, humorous partTED sncelul ariicios of (niorust 10 farmors, und 0 warkot roports, e 1ta markbL reports ara ansnrpassoi, enibrae el the Inforuntton whiob fartneis roquira for tie 100 #unt transaciion of business, botl us sollons 30 o - Facts nbout fallroad combinattons and ] aulways notlcad In L% WEEILY, A Tiuprovewnonts of auricultural machinery A5, mothods of wiillzlug far producta aro duscr! INE WEEKLY, e “ltural Jr. writes an “ho Farm and Gt “0, L. I on “itorticultoro, and * Vetornifp, on “Th biold sud $1ablo,” In each lasue o WEEKLY. s The Lotite DépartmEht, fosslp about the 80, shors stortes, nud poovins, literary av(ecum:nA o ninko T WEEKYLY sitructiva W tho ladios youtyur mombors of Wi tunilly, Extraord{nary Choapness. Whita the prics of singlo -uwrlu:lonugu}‘fifi, BLELI B Feur, Five coplug of Tix WEEKLY 'll‘ will be matled ono yoar for Fiee Dullars, )-‘W;;. Id, and as ahy ona can mako upucln\-ulm 1t reduces the prica to DNE DULLAG YEAI ¥ur Twenly Doltars Twanty Cople! ] ¥ONLON year, Aud b £re0 copy 10 tho KOUEF-0P Club, Terma of ‘The Tribunos Binsla Copy, por ypar Yor Cluba of Ive 1§ Fur Clubs ot "Pwenty (aud ane fruv coprl-o Ty gl ForThe Dally Tribuus, per month... = 200 ForSsturdny, 18-j.axe Litorary Edition. per1ott 5 o ¥or Bunday, 14 pawey (Duuble 5adot), per Yesr Specimen coples sant fro. ] Givo V'oat-Ulivs address fa futl, actudiag & and tate. - F“‘ Remittances may be made eithor by d»l'-»:( 9 Posl-Ofice order, of 1 walatered lostars 3t Address " . THETRIRUND co)ll‘-"-‘:’ Cor. Madlson and Dearbornests., Colcs¥