Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 24, 1879, Page 5

a ex-Gov. SPracte and a tutor named oS appenmes” between CoxKIINo cx family have been too frequent need to te accidental. ele cons 1 meetings, their oysters and chaim- mittee Fo0r! Tpoonligit drive, their woodland paene sheir journeys tozether by rail, thelr con- walk Cntercaange of notes, the many nights nianoneirie one in the house of the ofher, the un- apent Po se oiies. snd-elances, ana motions ex. mistake in the Senate Chamoor in the vresence of chants mothers and faithful wives, —these were pot all **happenings, “Mr RaMSDELL's words are actionable, if they ‘gre not true. If, Senator CoNKLING can refute them in apy way in pis power, it is his solemn ants to do 50 at once, “berween 6 sTascx. The * Ja tne Srac gad too pronoun ~ Dean STANLEY married Prof. TrxpaLn ace cording to the usual forms. The Deau was not “equal to nis opportunities. Ifbe had been, the ‘Cincinnati Commerc’at says, he would hare asked the groom: “Doyou take this anthro- paid to be” your co-ordinate, to love with your perve-centres, tO cherish with your whole cellu- jortissue, uotil a final molecular disturbance; ghall resolve its organism into its primitive, stoms!”” !. fhe New York Herald prints a list of the Mis-" sissippl Representatives in Congress as follows: © gepators—L, Q. C. Laxtan, Brancum K, Broce. Representatives—ilenny L, Munvogs, Vax U. wassinc, HD. Moxer, 0. If Sixanerox, C. E. Hooxer, J. R. Cuarwens. “Now, then, gentlemen,” says the Heraid, sf you dare not speak out against lawlessness, yiolence, and assassination, resign your seats in Coneress. Your silevce males you the partisans and accomplices of assassins.”” ‘Through an inadvertence whicb we very,much t, the extracts from the “Diary of 2 Pablic Man,” printed in- yesterday’s issue of Tue. ‘TRIBUNE, Were not credited to the North Amer- ican Review, from which they were taken. The omission fs the more unfortunate because the: Relies was Ind under a heavy contribution for the coluinns of vbis paper, and it is desirable {hat readers should know where to go for we yemaining parts of this interesting narrative. << Awtiter in the September At’antic, evidently ‘a militory man, writes of ‘*Casar’s Art of War,” ete.,+in'a suggestive way. Froupe’s recent book on” Cesar is objected to on the ground that it does Iess than justice to Czsan’s inilitary achievements. The critic says: “As a writer, CSR was admirable; as a statesman, he was Very eminent; as a General, he was amazing.” 5 JerreRson Davis has had the impudence to indoree the petition of s Union soldier for a pension in the following terms: fecl pride in the belief that our Representatives j will not allow the fact that fr. Wricnt was, ov- tons in the War todeprive him of what they can consistently allow. Jzrrenson Davis. Our Representatives” above referred to are, of course, the original Secessionists now in Con- est: — Dr. LEONARD Wooiser Bacon defends bis crusade in favor of the Connecticut Suadav laws by saying: “ They guarantee to the whole com- munity that which could not exist without them, a publicday of rest.” Now, if Dr. Bacon can show that the making of compulsory rest is one of the functions of Government his srzument will be complete. But can ne suow that? ——<——— ‘The Nation and the At antic give estimates of Tnottore’s ‘Thackeray’? which correspond closely with the review printed in Taz TRipust some weeks ago, The Nation says: *'Mr. TRoL- Lopez, whether from a Isck of intellectual power of sympathy, or for some other cause, wholly fails to appreciate Toackenar.” The Atlantic says substantially the sane. _—— Indge Bazxcw’s opinion on the Militia law is looked for anxiously—bat no: by the Socialists. * They are cheerful and cunfident,—dectaring, in the words of “Trial by Jury,” “He's bound to be our Judge, and a good Judge, too.” ~ : Dr. McCosm has another satirical article in the new numberof the North American Review. This oncis entitled *t The Confessions of an Ag- nostic,” and is in the Doctor’s best vein. ‘The bidding in Ohio ts vecoming more spirited. ‘Within a week the Republicans have advanced their offer from 20,000 to 30,009 majority, an goore is coming. : SUNDAY REVERIES. "Twas a Chicago drammer Chanced to be traveling down In far Arkansas, when he came ‘To avery one-horee town. Jus one-borse character you can Infer when you I tell ‘That nof a single dollar's worth _ Of goods he there could sell. Stagnant was that Arkansas town, ___ Ltrow ‘twas pitifal: St Louis on a ousy day * It isnot half so dall. © “Since can maxe no sales," be eaid, “Fear ye that I would cheat you? ‘Then I will do the next best thing And take you ont and treat you, ‘ome hither from'your office, come From counter and from till; , Come forth and let us have a drink— Chicago foots the bil.” ‘Then all the merchants gathered round , And wonderingly said, =. ‘ it. Louie drummers ne’er did that— ‘Chicago is ahend; : “He is A1, that drammer is, Yea, he's a thoroughbred.” And to the Bowie-Knife Saloon On willing feet they sped. - Gay was the Bowie-Knife Satoon, And bottles fair did sport, Such labels az ‘*Pale Sherry," ‘*Gin,” “Cognac,” **Old Rye,” and **Port.” “By jove!™ said that bold drummer then, “*Lne'er expected down : In Arkansas to see such style Insoch a lite town, “I thought corn-ywhisky was the sole Drink down the Arkansan pours; But dere is an assortment as One sees et Chapin & Gore's. ™Come up; your wants and wishes in <. _ Appropriate language frame: ‘Whate'er your favorite beverage Just nominate its name.” _ ‘Then the firet tonsmanstroked his chin, * Amd eid refiectively, _ *Corn-whisky at this time of day 1s good enough for me.” ‘The second man corn-whisky took, And the third man did likewise, ‘Yea, each Ariansan there his thirst 2+, With corn-jaice satisfies. , And last of all the drammer spoke, “*Weak is my stomach—very; Iguess Pl take 2 pony from ‘That bottle there—‘Pale Sberry.*"~ ‘Thereon uprore the man who kept The Bowie-Knife Saloon, : 4nd laid bis shot-zan on the bar, And drew his knife eftsoon. And he said to that Chicago man “,,Who shivered in his shoe, ‘Pale sherry—aye, pale Erebus! Whisky’s good enough for you.” Surprised that generous drummer Was, Bat a word he did not speal He merely drank his wine of maize And paid in manner meek. But never, never again will he, When customers he would win ’em, Call for pale sherry at a bar ‘Where, labeled howe'er the decanters are, ‘There's only corn-whisky in ‘em. : The Eastern papers announced a few days Ba Sut there was some talk of Mr. George W. Mist Ne Welsh's successor in the English rai fon; but there was. sudden dropving, of . the alees after a couple of days, which was very myS- dunce, The real canse of this Tae TaiBuNE has coe trex exclusively, and at great expense: It Tey, Be.gumnlty of Alfred Tennygon and Dean Stan- ae hen the news was fist made public inthe meen Dapers Alfred pat a clean slit and some Patent Poetry into a gripsack and too% the first dor Windsor Castle. As‘ he was ascending the steps, while tue G arms and the Coldstream Band played ‘+See, the Conquering Hero Comes!” he was ‘overtaken by Dean Stanley, who had dressed co hurriedly that his neat sili: stocsings were not matenes and his characteristic hat was op wrong-side foremost. The Lord Chamberlain met them at the lordly portal, and, bowing humbly, anid, ‘To wat, may bi bask, hum hi hindebted for this hanexpected hhon- or?” and kicked the British lion, which bad 2d- ‘vanced across the hall with a menacing growl. till that quadruped took refuge under the royal throne in the front sltting-room, where he cowered. dur- ing the remainder of the interview. - ; ‘+We want to eee the ola girl—the missis—Vicky the First," eaid the Laureate. .ciLong may she reign!” plously added the Dean. ‘No chenanigan, yon know, as Longfellow ob- served to me during my recent American tour, but tell her we must see her p. d. q.” : !‘ Hoot awa’, mon; dinna ye fash yersel’, but'gie us a nieve o’ yer gaberlunzie pow, and hirple ma, thraxy:wrapple auld’ breeks,” exclaimed John Brown, the Queen's faithful servant, as he entered upon the scene, playing a martial air upon the fid- dle of his native land; ‘‘the Queen is handin’ a clishma claver wi that canny chiel the Hurl of Beaconsfield, and canna see naebody, Dot even the, great MacCallum More.” “*THer Majesty has got to see me,” said the Lan- reate, pressing a ‘ehilling into the Chamberlain's hand; “‘it is upon business of state that won't keep any more'n a herring in hot weather.” **Tell her Majesty, Victoria the First, Queen of Great Britain and Ireland. Empress of India, and Defender of the Faith," said the-Dean, fmpres- sively, ‘*that I have got to be admitted to her “apgust, royal, and imperial presence, or there will bea funeral in the Royal family, and when it comes oif it won't take place in Westminster Abbey.” **Hoity-tolty, what's all this?” aid the Queen, throwing open the doors of her cabinet, **Certain- “ly I will see you; but you shouldn't kick up such a, row, and scare my poor, dear Non out of his wits. * Now, gentlemen, what can Ido for yout My Lord ‘of Beaconsfield, withdraw: we'll bid you to our royal presence anon, . What, ho!‘withont there; a. stoup of wine for the First Lord of the ‘Trensury. Now, ye traitor Joona, what would ye of mot” The Dean and the Laureate simultaneously handed the Queen a slin’ cut from the yet damp Times, exclaiming together, as they didso, ‘* Just east your royal and imperial eye over this." -" Pe American Government, I se¢'from this," said the Queen, ‘thinks of -appointing Mr George W. Childs, of Philadelphia, Hambassador hand Henvoy Hoxtraordinary.” Her Majesty when excited fs apt to drop her ‘*h’s." ‘+ Well, ‘what of that? Philadelpnis is in the State of B ihn, I delieve, and the people there are very sociable and nice. I've *eard that they gave a tea-: party there once to-my poor, dear grandfather's people.” 2 “If George W. Childs puts his nose within the sacred precincts of the Coart of St. James,” said Mr. Tennyson, with deadly deliberation, -**I re- sign that moment, and ‘you'll have to find another Laureate. And you'll havea nice time in finding another Laureate, Perhaps you'll engage Brown- ing,‘and he'll sling you an ode on your next birth day that'll make you thmk of the Schleswig-Hol- stein question ond a pile of white-oak stamps. Maybe you've got your eye on Swinburne, and when yon come to marry off H. R. H. the Princess Beatrice he'll get off a rhythinic how! that'll make all the staiues in London blush for shame and put‘ their fingers in their ears.” ' ‘+ Bat why do you feel so prejudiced against Mr. Childs?" satd the Queen; ‘tand what do you want to throw up your place for? Ien't the work easy and the wages light: Do I ever make'any deduc- tion if your poems are alittle shorter thai they shold be according to contract, orif,they ain't produced strictly on ume?” : “+[ admit all that, most dread Sovereign and be- loved liege,” said the Laureate; ‘+bnt Childs is in the poetry business too,—he’s made all his money out of it.” “But, suppose he is,—his work can’t compare with yours, can it?” eaid her Majesty. soothingly. “*It cannot in ‘subtlety of thought, keen intro- spectivencea, mellow aud genial spontaner{y, and— and exquisite delicacy of contour. though L say it myself, that should not,” answered the Laureate. “Td like to bet him five pound ten that be couldn't take a pencil and a sheet of paper and sit own and grind out *In Memortam’ before din- ner—or in a week even. Dut he hae a poetry mill, and works produced by hand cannot compete euc- cessfully for popular’ favor with the products of machinery. Jim Fielas told me that Childs had gomething like a combined caiculating mschine and mower and reaper, and all he had to do was to turn alot of obituary notices into the hopper, _ set the ganges at ‘Long Metre,’ or ‘Short Metre,’ or whatever it was, turn on the power, and let the darned thing go on grinding ont poetry by the hour. 1f he comes over here, and starts his ne- farions business right in court, with no taxes or li- cense.to pay, he'll food the market, afd English poetry'lt be ruined, like English wheat-growing or cattle-brecding. ‘That's what I object to his com- ing here for.” * *+But he makes a specialty of obituary poetry,” persisted ye Queen, .**Now, I don't gee how be would necessarily come in competition, with you. ‘Thie demand for obituary poems in the Royal fam- ily, since J have bad anything to do with it, bas ‘been exceedingly light.” “Yes, Iknow, that is so,” -said the Laureate gloomily; ‘tthedemand has been principally for amarriage epithalamiums and for christening squids, ‘but that is no criterion to go by. We may have & sickly season, or a Nibillst ontbreak (which Heav- en forefend!), and then I'll have to work dver- time on funeral-odes. If that man comes over here, English poetry will inevitably decay and wither, and our poets ‘ll have to emigrate to the United States and vegin Jife over agdin writing snake-stories.”” “sand what objection has the Dean to offer?” said the Queen to the eminent churchman. ‘Every objection in the world, your Majesty,” said the Dean. ‘*In that great temple of silence ‘and reconciliation with which Lam not’ altogether unconnected in a bumble official capacity, and which I am prepared to wager big moncy everlast- ingly knocks the spots—as Cyrus W. Field would g2\—ont of any other monument ‘show in the world,—in that great temple of silence and recon- ciliation, where the dust and the enmities of twenty generations lie buried——"" *+Q shoot that,” said the Queen sternly: ‘what are you giving me? Biacaulay?”* ; “Well, hitherto we have been rather scrupulous abont the sort of monuments and inscriptions we admitted into the Abbey; but when Childs comes here—farewell, a long farewell to all our stateli- neas. Iknow the mun—what be is capablo of. When he finds scores and hundreds of tombs here without any inscriptions on them, in his unbal- lowed Inst for getting off poems on mortuary sub- jects he'll prepare an infinite number of obiranry yerses, and you'll have to have ‘em sculped or painted all over that great temple—I mean all over the Abbey.” 4 «0, Lam sure Mr, Childs fs too much of a gen- fleman to do snything of the kind,? said the Queen, warmly; *‘besides, if he did it would be easy for the Marquis of Salisbury to keep nim corresponding about it unul bis term had ex- pired.” : “That ehows that you don't know. the man,” said the Dean. ‘Suppose you decline to have some of his poetry sculped or painted; the firat thing you know there'll be a row about the Ala- bama or the Fisheries, and then there'll be an ulti- matum,—bave these lines inscribed somewhere in that great temple, or over goes your apple-cart, as my excellent friend, Col. Delancy Kane, would say. Whenit is a choice between having to pay $16,500,000 or Canada gobbied up, and painting or sculping his verses, you'll have to yield, and then yon'll see this sort of thing stuck up on Lord Lawrence's tomb: “+ *Baron Lawrence, thou hast left us, ‘And our ioss we decply feel: ~ But 'tls Heav'n that has bereft u— Yr will all our sorrows heal §37-Gone to meet Shere All.’ : **Or perhaps he will tarn his mournful energy in the direction of the late Prince Louis Napoleon, and grind out something like this: ‘+ 4 Agiictions sore short time he bore— ‘Physicians were in vain: A fierce Zuin this young Prince Low Did stick bis asvegal in. e2-Gone, but not forgotten. “Paris papers please ef Ps *\ Now, resid Sovereign, when I reflect that Mr. Childs may ring in all this sort of verse upon us, can you any longer wonder at my determination to resist by every means within my power the con- templated profanation of that great temple of— [mean the Abbey. No, your Majesty:I have no objections to Mr. Childs personally, and he msy enter the Abbey atany time in his capacity of a sight-seer or acorpse, with my fall consent and approbation. If. he comes as a signt-scer, and jenves his umbrella and walking-stick at the door, I will show him around myself, and he won't have ‘to drop a cent. If he comes aga corpse I will whoop him up, a6 my respected friend ‘David Dud- ley Field would have said, a funeral regardless of expense, and sling him.an epitaph in eight Jan- guages that will- be the -wonder and the vride of generations yet unborn. But, I'm da. Imean, Til be anmmed, as the Marquis of Lorne said to meat Quebec, if he gets into the Abbey in any other way. Sooner than permit such a desecration of thut great temple of silence and of reconcilla- d of Honor presented | ti THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SUNDAY. AUGUST 24, 1879—SIXTEEN PAGES. - well, never you mind what I'll d do do it you'll be sorry, you can bet your swect life on thar, as Bishop Bond, of Montreal, would say.” Whatconld the Queen do under such circum- stances but surrender? The Hurl of Beaconsfield was called in,and ateleeram sent to Sir Edward Thornton instructing nim to notify Secretary Ev- arts that if Mr. Childs were nominated his landing would be resisted by every wan and cannon in ber Majesty's Royal Navy. Secretary Evarts began to inform Sir Edward Thoroton on Tuesday last that the Government had not and never had any inten- tion of selecting Mr. Childs forthe English Mis- sion;‘and up to the “hour of going to press he had “got pretty nearly through the first sentence of his dispatch, 7 Such is an authentic history of the secret nego- tiations with referonce to this remarkable episode in our diplomatic relation: ilocos PERSONALS. Fechter left no will, nor anything else. Moj. Barksdale’s shot-gun is a good Dem- ocrat. Jeff Davis appears to be booming in Mis- sissippi. Mark Twain sailed from Liverpool for New York yesterday. . Mr. Ewing’s main reliance is on the ‘Tilden barre}, and not on his War record, Emotional Democracy will probably be the plea of Boj. Barksdale, of Yazoo. Sojourner ‘Truth is 103 years old, and this probably is the truth that will prevail.” My obituaries are very nice; but Tam still quite alive, thank you.—Nellie Sartoris. Hint to the managers of Agricultural Fairs: ‘The early pumpkin catches the President. Mr. David Davis will-not bo very likely to take his Independent boom down to Yazoo County. Perhaps Wendell Phillips would make o jat the country is‘not good enough Count de Chambord; the ‘Legitimist pre- teuder, lise, according to a French paper, started for England. : i i Lord Beaconsfield has not very successfally proromed Cetywayo. Theold savage is again in fighting order. King Humbert is snid to have written a very sympathotic letter to the ex-Empreas Eugenie on the death of her son. Nellie Grant's obituary notices contain but one statement to which she can possibly ob- ject, viz. : that sho is dead. : ‘Maj. Barksdale will undoubtedly be elected Sheriff of Yazoo County, and his first official busi- ness should be to hang himself. ‘Mr. Halstead’s well-known aversion to ice- yator may perhaps account forthe gorgcous snake- siories in the Cincinnati Commercial. Sir John A. Macdonald has been sworn in asamember of the Queen's Privy Council, to which he was appajnted some years ago, M. de Lessops; the promotor of the Pana- ma canal scheme, ia aiready preparing for his jour- ney to the United States, His wife will accompany him. Senator Blaine is going to Ohio to help ‘Mr. Foster defeat his cousin, Gon. Ewing. In 1808Gen. Ewing went to Maine to help defeat Mr. Blaine. The splendid fish which the Princess Lonise has just sent home to her mamma may lead England to increase the cost of our fishing priv ileges, a Osratheodori Effendi, the Ottoman Minis- ter at Brasecls, has 2 Enropean wife. the sister of Count Rilvas, the Portuguese Minister at Berlin. ‘ A Kentucky man named Sam Chorn has voted the straight Democratic ticket for seventeen years. Yet Bob Ingersoll says **There is 20 fell," Mrs. Williems, the wife of Grant’s Attor- ney-General, ‘: back in Washington, where she once almost roled society, She has lung been in Europe. One would think that Mormonism would ‘be 1t3 own cure; but in Utah they appear to possess a secret for managing wives not Known to the rest. of the world. - _Gen. Grant is quoted as speaking of his daughter's letters from England ag ** always very interesting.” We added that“ ** she writes with great facility.” : James Gordon Bennett backed Webb in the latter's swimming-match against Boyton. One. of Air. Bennett's Cork reporters could doubtless outswim both of them. An exchange calls Anna Dickinson 8 com- mon ecold; and the puolic is obliged to take what properly belongs toa husband. Will some one be ‘kind enough to marry Anna? Lord-Augustus Loftus, the new Governor of New South Wales, who passed through New York recently on his way thither, has met with a most cordial reception in Sydney. It is rather lucky for Jeff Davis that Mrs. Dorsey's death occurred when it did. Probably sho would have been disposed to make him share her property with Maj. Barksdale. King Humbert is reported to have written & very touching Jetter to ex-Empress Eugenie, say- ing that he would esteem ita high favor if she would give him some memento of her late son. “The United States Postal Guide” isto bo published monthly, which is good news to persons who are fain to relieve the inevitable ennui of summer-resoris with light and pleasant reading. The cottage in which lived John Mackey, the ‘+ Bonanza King,” when he used todig gold in Red Star Gulch, is still standing, It isa tiny shanty, about 12x16 feet in size, with a little porch. Mr, John Clayton, Mr. Boucicault’s son- in-law, who is soon to appear at Booth's Theatre, isa tall, stout Englishman, blue-eyed and fair- haired. Mra. Eve Boncicault-Clayton is a pretty young lady, and an invalid. - O£ Talmage the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher said. aday or two ago: ‘* Talmage is havingafinan- cialsuccess. He isa Frenchman in mind; he secs everything pictorially or dramatically, or trics to, Jaconsequence, he's always on tiptocs,” ‘The late Spanish Princess Maris del Pilar is described as having been the loveliest of all King ‘Alphonso’ssisters. Sho was tall, fair, and_ grace- ful, and bad most winning manners. The King arrived at Escoriaza too Jate to sec hia siater alive, Kate Baker, the divorced wife of Edwin Price, the present husband of Fanny Davenport, publishes a statement that she was not paid $5,000 togive himup. Sbesays that she got only the $60 a month alimony allowed by the Court, according to agreement, 5 Sir William Jenner, the distinguished En- glish physician, has been forced by an attack of whooping-cough to leave London and his patients fortwo months or more. He will not return until the middle of September, when he will be free from the risk of commonicating the disease. Miss Margaret Sinclair, of Ulbster and Edinburg, one of the last eurvivors of the Abbots- ford circle, has just aied. She was the personal frlend of Anno Scott, Sir Walter's daughter; she was intimage with the Princesses of the old Royal family, and retained to the last a multitude of recollections of the world of two generations ago. She had the corious fortune of being god-danghter to Prince Charles Edward's protectress (her great- grandmother, Lady Margaret Macdonald), and of being presented at court in her extreme youth by the old Duchess of Gordon, the celebrated beauty. She wns ono of fifteen children‘ who were all dis- tinguished for their appearance and talent, Their town residence in Edinburg was for three-quarters of acentury one of the principal centres of the season there, and the pavement uutside was popn- larly known as the Giant's Caueeway, as the aver- age hight of the family. was not less than six feet. ‘Among them were Sir George Sinclair, M. P., the friend of William IV., and CStherine Sinclair, the noveltat. — A POSITIVE ASSERTION. We can and do insert for thy sum of $7 a8 fine a set of (S. 8. White's) teeth as are made in the City of Chicago or cleewhere. Those doubting this fact call at Dr. Cummins’ Dental Establisament,- 70 State street, corner Randolph. Gold Allings one- third usual fees. —— DRUNKENNESS. . Dr. D'Unger, discoverer of the cinchona cure for @ronkenness, cures all cases.. Room 27 Palmer Honze. acc epee Robust and blooming bealth in Hop Bitters, and no family can aiford to be without them, of Chicago. + @) Colleze of Medicine: EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION What Chicago and Its Suburbs Offer in the Way of Academies, Colleges, and Universities. © Opening of the Fall Term. Chicago parents may well congratulate them- selves on the educational facilitics which this city and its immediate vicinity offer. Not to speak of our public schools, which in past years have taken such a bieh rank, Chicago and its suburbs contain universities, coliezes, and acad- emies which:-compare most favorably with those of the more pretentious Eastern cities, and a which, at s moderate cost, afford the youngmen and young women of this section a splendid op- portunity to acquire a0 excellent academic, col- leefate, or untyersity education while enjoying the comforts of home and the society of friends and relatives. Below will be found brief sketch- esof the most worthy of these ‘institations, which will be found to merit a generous patron- age: Be TE METROPOLITAN BUSINESS COLLEGE, Nos. 149, 151, and 153 State street. This col- lege is without doubt the very best of its kind in the country. Youne men who are prepar- ing for business will serve their own interest b; spending a few months in this excellent school. ‘The course of stuay includes bookkeeping, com- mercial Jaw, business arithmetic, English eram- mar, reading, spellini, algebra, geometry, German, French, Latin, and elocution, {athe Bustnees Exchange the student bas actual: practice in banking, wholesaling, commission, importing, jobbing, real estate, insurance, trans- portation, rapid calcolations, and correspond- ence. Eight experienced and thoroughly prac- tical teachers. in attendance aay und evening. Parents and guardians suould visit this college and examine the course of study and the work of the students before selecting another school for their boys and girls. . We have made a care- ful examination of this school, and most bearti- ly commend it to all who seare a thorough and practical business education, Fall term for both ‘day and evening sessions will open Sept. 1. THE NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY 2 is located at Evanston, the most pleasantsuburb ‘The grounds consist of about thirty acres of laud on the shores of Lake Micbizan, sbaded by native grove. ‘The main building, called University Hall, is of stone, aud cost over $110,000. lt contains no dormitories, but is used for acliapel, library, museum, and recitation-rooms. ‘Ihe other buildings on these grounds are Heck Hall (of the Garrett Biblical Ynstitute), the Prevaratory School, the Gvm- nasium, Mol the United: States Life-Saving Station.“ A. short distance to the west, onan area of about five acres, tastefully orng- mented with trees, is the Woman's College, a large brick building of fine proportions, ‘There are six departments in the Universit; Q) The Collewe of Liberal Arts; (2) Woman's Colleges (4) Collere of Law; (5) Conservatory of Music; (6) Preparatory School. The Library contains 30,000 volumes, and the Muscum is very extensive. The College of Liberal Arts’ offers four courses of stud: (1) Classical; % Latin and Sctentitic; (8) Scie fille; and (4) Modern Literature. Correspond- ence should be addressed to. the President, Prof. Oliver Marcy, Evanston, Il. ST IGNATIUS COLLEGE, : on West Twelfth street, is one of the leadin; educational institutions of our city. “The tact that it is directed by the Jesuits, famed as edu- cators, is sufficient commendation, The course of studies is such as to impart a thorough clas- sical, scientific, and business education. No ex- pense bas been spared to make the commercial course equal at teast to that of a regular busi- ness college. Spacious and well-furnished class- rooms, 0 Well-appoiated laboratory and lecture- room, courses Of lectures on matters connected wito the hieher branches, low terma, the father- ly care and vigilance of the Faculty, are special advantages. Difference of religion is no barto admission or to any of the privileges and honors of class. 5 THE COOK COUNTY NORMAL SCHOOL has long been cousidered- the best training- school in the West. Its graduates bayo been successful beyond the expectations of its most sanguine friends, and are to be found in vcromi- nent positions in this county, city, aud through- out the Northweat. Located within twenty mtoutes? ride of Chicago, anu reached by four different railroads, it 13 very accessible to rest- dents in the elty, and as largely availed of. The school has thyee courses of study: (1) The three years’ course: (2) ‘The special course for High-Schoo! graduates. (8) ‘The optional course. Boarding is carried on on the club principle, aud the price is correspondingly low, about $8 to $10 per month. THE MISSES GRANT'S LADIES’ SEMINARY, located at 247 and 249 Dearborn avenue, is one of the leading institutions of its kind in the West, and isin every way equal to the much- yaunted Eastern institutions of a simitar char- acter. Its admirable staff of teachers, besuti- ful building, choice location, and perfect ar- rangements speak forcibly on bebaif of the very excellent Iadiés who have cbarge of the institution. Its fall term commences on Sept. 17, and its past success is the best guarantee, that the patrons of the scuiool will in the faturé™ be satisfied in every respect. . THE MILITARY ACADEMY at Morgan Park, on the Rock Island Railroad, thirteen miles from Chicago, is the leading boys’ boarding-school in the West. It is thoroughly home-like in all its appointments, its education- al facilities are equal to the best Easternschools, and particular attention is paid to systematic physical training. Parents desirmy further in- formation will fiud one of the Principals at their office, Room 13 Methodist Church Biocke, every, afternoon from 2 to 3 o’elocls. NE DEARBORN SEMINARY, located on Wabash avenue, south of Twenty- second, needs no introduction to the people of Chicago; ‘tis part of its history and growth. Its 200 graduates aud its many other students are among the first Iagies of Chicago. Its cx- cellent corps of teachers, its twenty-four years of uuinterrapted success, and its courteous und accomplished Principal cannot fail to make it as prosperous in the future as in the past. THE ATHENRUM ACADEMY. Prof. H.H. Babcock, the well-known Presi- dent of the Academy of Sciences, opens this new centra! school Sept. 15 at the Athenwum Building, Nos. 48 to 54 Dearborn street. He proposes to establish an academic and scicutific | school of the highest order, easily accessible from both city and suburbs, woich. will give Chicago the advantages 50 long conferred on Boston and vicinity by the famous Cnauncey Hall School. PROF. LAUTH’S English, German, and Classical. School, 861 North Clark street, reopens Sept. 1. Being a thorough Hneuist and a cultivated gentleman. Champion trom Irving, K: ys: An, old man named Kline, lately from Llinois, was discov- ered by his son about 11 o'clock to-day banging to atree, life being quite extinct. He had not been missed from the house over half an hour when he was found. Financial difficulties caused the suicide. - ed AN OLD SETTLER HEARD FROM. His Opinion on the “Oid Reliable,” ‘ To the Editor of The Tribune. Cmcaco. Aug. 23.—Let Chicagoans take couraze! History repeats itself, and we have evidences that the old prosperous times are re- turning. One of the most. prominent is the popularity of the Sherman House, coupled with the fact that, of all the first-class hotels of the city, it is the firat.. It has gone back to its true, stanch™platform, and the traveling public has agaia its sumptuous, cosy nome. The “old settlers” cling tenderly to the old institutions that-were solid, and their successors that have proven worthy.. We like the memory of the old days, and we cease to wonder that the Sher- man House as it is to-day brings them back to us, when we recognize in the present popular proprietor. Mr. Alvin Hulbert, the clerk of the old Sherman, twenty years ago! He has grown upin these admirable hotel ways. and under- stands that “the best pays,” sud reasonable prices and comfort bring patronage and friends. ‘The House speaks for itselt, we know, but the old-fashioned “pillars” of this. youag city dis- Hike giving way to new-fangied fashions entirely, and We feel proud of the popular hotel of Chi-’ cago which ‘does proud” its predecessor. : * OLD SETTLER.” ART. America is constantly surprising the world with the wonderful productions of her inventive genius; but perhaps the most signal triucph io this line is the perfection attained in the manu- facture of pianos by Messrs. Hallet, Davis & Co., of Boston. The idea of the-piano. it is trae, originated in Europe; but the cumbersome and unsightly instruments which’ satisfled the old composers would- make a poor showing when compared with thé clegant finish, the superior construction, and the splendid tone af the Hal- let, Davis & Co. piano, that prince of instru- ments. The uprichts of this celebrated make were a reyclation to the musical world. a “KEEP ONE LITTLE THOUGHT FOR Mz," new song and choras by George W. Persley; is one ‘of the prettiest songs ever written. Price, 40 centa, with illustrated title. Send for a copy. Published by S. Brainard's Sons, 158 State street. $$ JEWELRY. ‘The only place in this city where a fine collection of jewelry is bandied onacash basis under light expenses so as to admit of low prices fs at Hamil- ton, Shourds & Co.'s, State and Randolph streets. ———Sa YOUNG MEN FOR OFFICES, ‘When in want of an office boy or young man call at I. B, Bryant’s Chicago Busincss Collego and makeaselection. Many students aro now enter- ing, and there is a goud supply ready for work. <<a OUR EX-SHERIFF KERN'S LUNCHES seem to be growing In popularity daily. Charley looks cheerful, and says business never was better at108and 110 LaSoile street than now. People know where they aro treated woll. You can save doctor bills and keep your family always well with Hop Bitters. . ————— BUSINESS NOTICES, There is no doubt but that the liberal and steady use of Arend’s Kumyss furnishes the most potent and certain means of improving nutrition aud thua general benith. Of conrse it requires to be used systematically and persistently. An occa- gional glass of it is not going to do wonders; it makes one feel comfurtaole temporarily. but, make it your steady beverage for three months or more, and all your friends will congratulate you upoa your splendid appearance. ‘The cost is noth- ang in comparison to the benefit. VEGETINE. VEGETINE - Will Cure Cancer. PROOF! PROOF! PROOF! H.R. Stevens, - 2 Dear Sir—Avout two yeata ago a Cancer made its appentunce on my face, left side of my nose. When Tfirst noticed it, *twua abont the size of a pin-head (very small). itincreased in size, and spread on my face until it became aa large a2 Acommon cent. Ltriea all kinds of remedies, and advice from a physician, ‘It was spreading, and eaticg into my eda very fast, A was very mach alarmed. I went to see 4 physician who cured Cancera; he did not give me much encouragement. It pained me very much; I suffered night and day. It would bleed at times very profusely. Everything was done that could be tu cure the cancer. My brother hada can- cer on bis lip; he submitted to an operetion, being well discouraged, | I was one day in Mr. Woodver- ry'a apothecary store, of this town. He gave me your pamphlet, contaiaing many cures oy the use of Vegetinc. I found on zpaze 19 where Vezetine had cured a Cancer on a lady's nose. I then boagat a bottie of your Vegetine, and it proved a preat pleasing to me; I could see good effects from it right away. After taking three bottles, it stopped the spreading of the cancer about the edges; it checked the eating into my flesh. Icould sec it was gradually bealing, I kept on taking Vegetine, the cancer slowly disappeariog, until I bad taken sixteen bottlea, and it completely cured it. It has Jeft a large scat onone side of my nose; and I feal it my duty to recommend Vegetine to all like enf- forers, oa it is certainly a ereat_** Blood Purifler,” Tam now 63 years of age, and Vegetine bas greatly jmproved my general health. Yours most respect- fally, WM. P, CLEAVES, 34 Feaeral-st,, Beverly, Mass. ‘We, whose names are annexcd, can testify to the above.as Mr. Cleaves 1s an old resiccntof this town. C.WOODBERRY, Apot’'y, RICHARD PEDRICK, HERBERT S. SMITH,; ANDREW L. EATON, A. GLIDDEN, GEO. S. MILLETT. ‘Vegetine —For eradicating all impurities of the blood from the system it has no equal. It has never failed to elfect-.a core, giving tone and strength to the system debilitated by disease. VEGETINE Cured After 20 Years’ Suffering. . Readville, Mass., Feb. 18, 1872. H.R. Stevens, Esq.: : ‘Dear Sir—It gives me great pleasure to give in my testimony to the good effect the ‘Vegetine has had onme, J have been troubled for twenty years with an eating Ulcer on mysnin-bone. During that time I have tried many remedies, but have not bad it cured till now, Some three months ago it was very bad, 0 that the flesh wos eaten into the Sone, froma place as large as tne palm of your hand. 1 was recommended by Mr. Tilton to try your Vegetine, and I diu: so. | In taxing the first Dottie, fr comnienced tolenl; and I have only taken five bottles, and It is all heaicd nicely, and 1 would Cheerfally recommend it to all alike afficted, | Ite- spectfully yours, WILSON SEARS. ‘Vegetine thoroughly eradicates every kind of we are not surprised at Mr. Lauth’s wonderful success in satisfying bis patrons. PROF. SAN’L KAYZER, the popular elocutionist. has rooms for instruc- tion at 83 Madison street, opposite McVicker’s Theatre.. He is a memberof the Faculty of Hershey Music-School, und holds the yery high- est rauk in his profession. The admirable furniture used tn these schools is manufactured by the eminent Sherwood School-Furniture Company, of chis city. The Educational Weekly—the best-conducted paper of {ts Kind in America,—has twenty pages of advertising this week. Manony still lives. << THE PRESIDENT. Special Disnaich to The Tribune, Derrorr, Mich., Aug. 23.—Congressman New- berry, of this city, has received from President Hayes authority to accept in his behalf the invi- tation to visit Detroit at the time of holding the State Fair the middle of September. ‘I'he Presi- dent and Mrs. Hayes are to be at Youngstown, O., about that time, and will come directly bere, remaining two days, and will be the cuests of ex-Goy. Baldwin. Upon a day to be determined hereafter, the President wiil address the Michi- gan Grangers assetobled at the fair. A move- mént is already on foot by the City Government and Board of Trade to tender a reception worthy of the city and of the exalted station of the dis- tinguished visitor. ae SUICIDE, Soectat Dispatch to The Tritune. Pomaperpot, Aug. 23.—Third street was astonished to-day by the report of the suicide of William T. Carter, for thirty years a prominent stock-broker, and a man of 77 years of age. He w8 reputed to bein good circumstances, and had awile and children. He bad a severe tussle witb 8 snatch-thief, in which he was successful, but was thrown against a packing-box, and bis head injured. Since then his attendance on Board bas been intermittent, and he has been seen to fix. up_ his’ papers and put them in order. Friday he left home as osual, but did not fo to his office at all. Inquiry was made, but without ayail until morning, when it was ascertained that he had zone up the river on une last steaw- poat-trip at night, and about helf-past 9 o'clock bad taken off his coat and hut aud jumped over- buard. Search was made, but the body was not found till this afternoon. 5 ‘Arcomwon;‘Ks,, Aug: 23.—A spccial to the humor, and reste “es the entire system toa healthy condition. VEGETINE A Valuable Medicine. Cincinnati, 1877, B. R. Stevens, Esq. > asain ‘Dear-Sir—I have uved your Vegetine in my fam- ily, and know it to be, and can recommend it ag, a good purifier and cleanser of the vlood. I have ‘ised aeveral bottles; itis a valuaole medicine. Re- spectfully, 'D. B. STEBLBITT, Grocer, N. E. corner Main and Franklin-sis. Thousands will bear testimony (and do it volun- tarily) that Vegetine is the best medical compound yet placed before the public for renovating and purifying tne blood, eradicating all ‘humors, im- urities, or poisonous sccretions from the system, nvivoreting and strengthening the system debil- itated by disease; in fact, itis, xs many haye call- edit, ** The Great Health Restorer. sl VEGETINE N, Prescription Dragrist, H. G, COTTON, Preseription PHETG. Go, mu. Vegetine is the best-selling blood purider, and gives the best satisfaction of any in the market, VEGETINE PREPARED BY HL BR, STEVENS, Boston, Mass, VEGBTINE 18 SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS ss SAF ANULE.” CURE BY ABSORPTION! “SAPANULE” <ternal Remedy! ses, Sprains, Sores, Chilblains, Ben: Prulsctam, Neuralgia, Headache, Lame For Wounes, tous, Corn: of fevers ‘and contagious diseases. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 50c. and $1.00 per bottle. SAMUE GEERY & CO.. Prope, Ofilce. 237 Brosdway. Lazeéll, Marah & Gardiner, Wholesale Agents, New York. ‘widths, at $2.25, worth $3. gt kid foxed, French heel, at $3.50, worth ~~ SPECIAL NOTICE TO ‘THE PUBLIC FINE POND'S EXTRACT haa been so frequently imitated and other weak, {mpure, and dangerous articles have been sold as the same agor equal to the Extract tha, we havo been compelled, in order to protect the publl¢ and our patrons especially from the danger of using such decoctions under our directions, to’ warn them ot thisdeception. Nothing but the most reckless use of the confidence usually, enjoyed by dealers ari the excessive grasping for profits would induce them to supply this cheap, worthtess stuff, after thelr attention as been called to tts chdracter. a ‘Some of these imitations have been stopped by legal proceedings, After two or three years of well-fough& Utigation we have succeeded in obtaining a final decree and 5 5 ALY PRICE! Wiil offer this weck 5,000 Pairs LADIES’ and MISS. ES’? FINE SHOES of the well-known marutacture of Messrs. REYNOLDS BROS., Utiea, N. ¥., at HALF PRICK. PERMANENT LYJUNCTION against the further making and selling Homphrey# ‘Witch Hazel by that company. which carries in ths Judicial decision points which make it dsngsrous for dealers to handle it ORANY OTHER IMITATION OF OUB ARTICLE. But in the Immense field where POND'S EXTRACT is used 18 is wmpossible for us to reach all who may try to Yalm off these preparations: for ours, Hence we sugrest extreme cantion, and re- mina the public that the genuine article is sold only ia OUR OWN BOTTLES—NEVER BY MEASULE—and to refuse all others. 1,000 Pairs Ladies’ 18-Thread Serge Bals, circular seam, single and double sole, all widths, at $1.25, worth $2.75. 300 Pairs Ladies’ 18-Thread Berge But- ton, worked buttonholes, at $2.25,worth $4, 300 Pairs Ladies’ French Kid Button, box too, Bronch heel, at $3.50 and $4, worth $6 an . [5 We will be thankfal to all who are imposed upon tn this way if théy will at ‘once Inform us and give us thg name of the party who sold it to them. 300 Pairs adios’ Pebble, Goat Button, all xo 50. as APECIAL PREPARATIONS OF FOND'S EXTEACT COMBINED. ‘WITH THE PUREST AND MOST DELICATS FRRFUMES 800 Pairs Ladies’ Malt Kid, side lace bas- FOR LADIg8' BOUDOIR. Be oekisattaal Sal cited POND'S EXTRACT 0c, $1. and $1.75 y airs ies’ Curacoa a le lace, |" x French heel, at $2.50, worth $4. i ees $109 300 Pairs Ladios’ French Oslf, Button, | rip salve. 25 plain vamp, at $2.75, worth $3.75. . Toilet Ronp (3 cakes). 50 300° pairs Ladies’ Princess Slippers, 34 ‘ ‘ eva FeO PATS Lage oth S880; PPT 7 | Ointment. so 300 Pairs Ladies’ French Kid Sarato; = Bitton slippers, $6 Prono heel, at $2.90, 2s worth S4, 1.00 500 Pairs Ladies’ French Calf, Goat Bals 25 and Kid Bals, at $2 and $2.29, worth $3 | predicated Paper. at 2s and $3.50. . 300 Pairs Ladies’ 18-Thread Serge Bals, spore white, silk stitched, French heels, at $1.75, worth $3. “Any of these prepsratfons@vill be sent, carriage free, at above price, in lots of $5 worth, on receipt of money orP. 0. order. All the above are Reynolds Bros.’ best makes of Shoes. Every pair WARRANTED. Money refunded at any time it goods are not saiisfactory. BOSTON STORE 118 & 120 State-st. SPORTING, Put Your Eye on the Date—30th! OUR PREPARATIONS (BROUGHT DOWN TO THE YEAR 1879), SENT FREE ON. APPLICATION TO POND’S EXTRACT COs 18 Marray-st.. New York. Sold by all Drazaists, Fancy Goods Dealers, otc. es AMUSEMENTS. TH DRAMA. TO BE PRODUCED AT MeVicker’s Theatre on Monday, Sepl. 1, ENJOYED A RUN OF oo 13 Consecutive Weeks in New York City last season. 8 Consesutive last season. 4 Consecutive Weeksin Boston last season. pees seas oe be obtained on and after THURS- UE. ‘Weeks in San Francisco FIRST ANNUAL SUMMER MEETING BATHING. At Oak Grove Fashion Park, Jefferson, SPLENDID I. AKE BR ATTHING. Four miles from Chicago city limits, on Milwaukee ‘ay. Flank-road, - a x ON SATURDAY, AUG. 30. Is House, foot of Indiana-st.” Trotting, Pacing, Running, Open from 5a, m. to 10p. m. AND GI ASS-BALL SHOOTING. Pe ‘T. JOHNSON, Prop. : SULPEKUR SOAP. SMI SS ae ES SN ENE TE PT UID I (“Sulphur Soap” secured by Lettera Patent.) GLENS SULPHUR SOAP An incomparable Beautifier of the Complexion. Tetter, Piles Invaluable for Pimples, Chafes, Bosquito Bitesy Chapped Skin, Insect Stings, Rough Skin, Ring-worm, Erysipelas, Prickly Heat, Flesh Worms, ich, Hives, Burns, Scaldsy. Sores, Ulcers, Nettle Rash, ny 2 K % ane all sieeernas Severe Itching, a OE Bes | ‘umors iu Chilblains, eS NG} Poisons. 3 THE WONDERFUL NATIONAL SPECIFIC LL LOCAL SKIN DISEASES. of GrEwn's Suurncr Soar bas extended far and wide ; there Is probably 10 elty or town in ore ae oot shel {ts great curative virvues are not ‘known and extolled by living | wirnessea Po ine red oa veeelved for It would fll volumes. Many distinguished Physicians and Members of the Fees Stair oftlospltals and Infirmaries, lave tested it, expressed their asconishment with its resalts, and are now counted among its stroncest advocates. Persons using it have no need to reso! Sulphur Springs as it answers all the purposes of SULPHUR BATHS, t and Bheumatism snd 2 marvelous healer of Ulcers Belng an admirable remedy for Gow! farms 00 Thad you get tie GENUINE, gad Old Sores, that restst'ue operation of Salves and Ont LENN’S. SULPHUR SOAP roduces results obfainabe ty no other remedy extant. It is 0 the Potter Dyed dally, possesses remarkable detersive properties. it 13 208 fhe Complexion, eradicatic> Tan, Sunburn, Wreckless gp incompaa Befotches, Tendering SoeRicie White, Clear and Smooth. It clarifies and removes all impurities by its ‘healthfal action, while ordinary ‘Cosmetics only disguise and iojure UMORS OF THE SCALP and DANDRUFF, | only absolute specific known. It is also 2 desirabis it tl t reliable, and eceminently the rest for BED LINES, and a capital remedy and preventive of Obnoxious or Contagious Diseases. ; 4 i BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.—Scrrntr Soap has been counterfeited, and the publi¢ are cautioned {0 OBTAIN ONLY THE GENUINE, and to obserce the ONLY ORIGINAL NAME, Glenn's: Sulphur Soap, with also the above engraving on the cartoon achich encloses each cake, ‘without which none is genuine. sk for Gienn’s Sulphur Soap, and TaKE No OTHER. "For eale genenally by Druggists, Fancy Gosds Dealers and Grocers, at 25 cts. a cake ; 60 cts. 8 bor, containing 3 akeh oasteon 20 per cent,; 75 cts, a box, containing 3 cakes, sent by mail, prepaid. ‘THE PROPRIETOR WOULD BE PLEASED TO HEAR FROM PERSONS USING GLERN'S SULPHUR SOAP. _ CHAS, N. CRITTENTON, Sole Proprietor, 7 Sixth Avenue, NY. PIKE'S TOOTHACHE DROES Cure One Minute. a Ee SNE as an adjunct t scientifically compount SOOTHING SYRUP. welt a ESTABLISHED THIRTY YEARS. MRS. WINSLOW’S MRS. SOOTHING SYRUP 8 For all Diseases of Children, such as Teeth- jag, Wind Colic, Diarrhoca, &c., is a safe, reliable, and harmless remedy. It softens the gums, reduces all inflammation, and not only relieves the child from pain, but regu- fates the stomach and bowels, corrects acid- ity, and gives tone and energy to the whele system; gives rest to the mother andj health to the child. Never did we know an instance of dissatisfaction by any one who used it; on the contrary, all are delighted with its operations. . Directions sccompanying each Bottle. M@EGUARD AGAINST counterfeit, poor, worthless, and unprincipted imitations, which are sometimes thrust upom the ua- wary by reason of their large profits. w@None genuine unless the fac-simile of CURTIS & PERKINS, New Yor‘, is.on the outside wrapper. 4 Sold by Druggists throughout the world, FOR CHILDREN TEETHING. TWENTY-FIVE CENTS A BOTTLE. 35c.WORLD-FAMED REMEDIE: BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES, for Cougks, Colds, Sore Threat, Hoarseaese Gc. BROWN'S HOUSEHOLD PANACEA, for Relieving all Pain, Int snal and External. i BROWN'S VERMIFUGE COMFITS, for Eradicating Worms in Children, (Unfaiting. BROWN'S CAMPHORATED DENTIFRICE, for Whitening and Preszrving the Ti Renowned, AND Excellent Remedy Pe t2- OUR NEW PAMPHLET, WITH HISTURY OF f t !