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VERY FRENCIY. The Kind of Letters Paris Acte resses Receive. A Prince Introduces Himself to & Priinn Donna. How a Fond Father “Taffys" His Daughter for Ton Francs, Invitation to Disseot Ornbs—-Open-Work Stockings and Love-Lettors. Ete., Ete., Eto, That clever Frenchman, Charles Monselet, in avolumo of aketches entitled Panter Fleurl,’? ives the following as “specimen bricks.” They explais themselves: bc go Atle, Florine Diard, Priina Donna at the Acauemy (Royal or tmpertal) of Musics Mapgso1s8LLH: Permit me to introduce my- self, o8 any one inight who did not find a foot- matin the hall, Chance gave moa great namo, of which I mako as Iittic display as possibic, and s fortune that sometimes aliows mo to listen to the inspirations of my heart. ‘This understood, Ihone you will sparo me tho absurdities of a formal declaration. My persistent attendance in my box on the evenings you sang has been re- marked by everybody, except verhaps by you, T aspire to the honor of offering my homage toyou in person. With that in view I thought * our common dignity would be better preserved by dispensing with all {ntermedlarics. I am ac- cuisiumed to act for myself. Deign, fair lady, to vousider my foreign birth an excuse for the extreme Mberty 7 am taking, and allow me to solicit an answer, on which de- pends the haopiness or sorrow of the moat obedieut of your acryan Prince Rovonayer. Ile To Mite, Herdlizka Vatterina, at the Opera-Touse: Dean deannurre: It {s your old father who agatn appeals to your gencrous heart for nssist- ance. Tam well aware, dear daughter, that you can say that you already advanced me what I was torecelye next month, and even presented mo with anew frock cont; {t is enebrined In my heart. You are kind, it fs true; you inheritca my aenelbillty,—nnd you do uot-hesitate to re- eve the unfortunate, even those of your own family, Therefore 1 think you will cast a mag. naninous eyo on the distress of him to whom you owe your being and your really superoat- ‘rat beauty, not to mention the talonts that ara its consequence, z ‘ otwitnstanding your formal prohibition, I was foolish enough the other day to ask for you at the stage-door of the Opera. Dow't be angry, ‘dearest deanuetts, Thad been weak erough ta partake ofsome atimulants with an old comrade of nine, an African veteran, Tourillan, You aou't remember him perhaps. You were very small when be used to come to our little place in the Rue Licuetonve. é Do not be alarmed, my child,—you, the adored hope of ny declining years. Lwas prudent In preseniea of the doorkecper. 2dfd not oetray the seeret of your humble origin. Teven_im- ftated betore that woman the accent of a Pole, though that Janguave fs perfectly unknown to me. Tourillou, who bas editcation and a certain polish, asked her to take soimetalng, but she de- dined. It 4s ni) right,—t think we succeeded In making a good impression. I write to you, my genorous Jeannette, with- out your mother's knowledge, and auly peg vou will not, mention itto her. ‘The poor woman ‘Was always rather narrow-minded, os your pre vuctoug sdgacity must have discavered. Only think, she lets me want for everything, ant wouldn't even give me enough to buy a new hat fo place of the grav that is a perfeet diserace. You had given me hopes of becominy the ac- cupant of the porter's lodge fn the house of Mousteur de Salorges, the worthy appreelator of Your chorigraphic talent; but ‘on reflection I thluk that professtau too confining; you will oblige me by chousing suipething else. Iu the meantime, my well-beloved Jeannette, the pride of miy old ne, please oblige me with 10 francs, 1 will return it with the rest at the varliest opportuuity, Your worthy. father, 5 J. B. Touctanp, Ut To Mademoleetle Federeau, at the Vaudeville ¢ MapemotseLLE; There is the Cafo Anglats, where one is very comfortable; there is the Molson d'Or, where one dines according to the rules of art; there Is Volatn, whose cellar is Sr- repraachable. in which of these three restaurants fs {t your + pleasure that wo disscct some crab, a Ja Vorde- i" tale, und discusa the qualities of Bratne-Mou- Lol They say you handle a kuife and fork to per- fectlon. J am curious to sco if it by true, ff you will bring two friends, I will invite two of imine, the Baron do Saldeac and Capt. Atme. You must know them, at least by nana. Js it understood 7 Josz DE Moraes. IV. To Madame Hruntsseude, at the Opera Comique: My AnoEL: Well, yes. I waswrong. Iadmit it. Iconfess it, {should never hove allowed myself to be led away to acts of malice and ridiculous demoustrations, thereby placing you ina fale position. But Ilost my head. I did hot know what 1 was dolng or saying. Oh, that man! Ido not remember how he escaped alive out of my hands. At Icast 1 was able to spit all my hatred in his face. Forgive me, dearest angel. L ber your pardon a thousand times. You know my awful temper. We cannot change our nature from one day to another, Forgive me, LTeatled at your house three times this morn- los, Your femme du chambre wouldn't lot me In. My wild looks seemed to frighten her, What ‘will become of me if you won't sec mu any tnored? Clara, dear Clara, think of the ox- trenilties to which despair might drive me, Life ould be ingupportable, Alt that would be left for mo to do would be to shout myaelf through the head when I meet youon your way to the theatre, Imagine my bruins scattered all over Your dreas. Jam mod; Ihave been walking befora your Wlodows two hours, Ob Clara; award; a sign; implore you; ouly one, Gxroxcx. Vv. Mile, Fabianl, at the Qymnase: r “Our house is in the habit of settling with their customers at tho end of every season, Consequently wo have the honor to ond you Your bill, amounting to the sum of 17,423 francs and 80 conthnes, We will be ubliged, Madematsctle, If you ne- knowledge ita receipt, und pame the day we can Zend to you for the money. Wo haye tho honor, Mademolsello, ote, Lypia Hooter & Co. VI. Ale, Anita, at the Varletiess Mavamg: You have turned mo out of doors, tnd treated mo us the vilest of humanity. And yet I always was a good servant, if 1 say st that * shouldn't, My only fault was borrowing your Spen-work stockings, without letting you know, fuorder to go to the ball of Chateau-Rouge. hey Were 60 old, and so dad that my toes cama through ‘fn the fifth quadrilte.” Anybody would tints L bad stoloy the Vul-do-Grase, You were Without plty for a poor girl, Things would bave Leon otherwise if I had had tine to run to the barracks whero my brother-Jn-law, the vera is, Do you uaderstand me, Madame 1 ought to be angry,—anyhody else would tr; Lone Tovenged,—bue I, P have, nO more gx thin flys the dalrywoman, Mme. Loigotem, ‘ld so thig morning.” ‘The proof is that 1 wish totel you thut I just found, in the bottom of tt trunk, three letters of M. Paul, Zone pets ‘They are addressed to you. 1 dou't ‘tow how itis. I do nut wish to think that You put them there to injureme, Brill, st $a tery extraordinary, , oucun come for them where I am ataying is Avenus Tourville, Hotel de Jura, toom Wi Dan't be afratd of my alluding to the past. hat is past fs past, Ag rewards the letters, foucan estimate yourself the componsation £ ku entitled to, I" hope you will not bigule yout the rice, for you know that fT took nm to the Count’ or M, Ordonueag, those Tentlemen would pay me whatever J asked. Vultiny for. the bouor of your vislt, Mine. nit, L fave that of saluting you, . Joskbuine Guenxor, vi. To Ulle, Rermond, of the Bouffes-Parlalens: Mavemomenty; Parla at the present day but one voicy in praise of your marvelous cot in the ort of uccentuating the most daring doubleentendres and making them pass current with the public. Jam theanthor of batlads,many of which fiave obtained great success in the principat muate-halls. J, too, have devoted myself to hamoargua subjects, My friecode, too indulgent pera: tell mo that f am nottoo awkward It will complete mp happiness, Mademoiselle, {f you will favor me by accepting the dedication of tour songs T have Une henor to acnd you will this letter. Hero aro thetr tithes: “The Lesson on the Flute.” “WIL You, Susagt! * “My Heart is Beating Fast.” “Let Us Measure Our Striped BlockInga.”” Moy T hora that you will fad the titles suffl- efently piquant (we can have woodcuts explaln- dng them) and grant me my requeat, Hoping sv, Mademoiselle, ete. ete, Leon Baunain, vitr. ‘ dite. Valentine de Sabrau, at the Foltes Dra- matiquer: Mapastorsnttir: dt will bo 50 francs for your entree aud 30 for your exit. 1 hope you will find , the price reasonable. Jt 1s what I ask Mile. Vossement, who has always been satisfied with my serylees, Our profession is not as casy as is generally supposed, The orchestra frequently “give us away,” not hesitating to ery out: “Down with the claque!” Bouquets au entra. ‘Ihe price varies with the situation of the seats they are thrown froin. I have a young gentleman for that kind of work, ‘but you understand that 1 must see you before Icon get ny men together. Please letme know at what hour it would be most convenient, os early In the morning as you pleuse, or else send. for ein the daytime aot Bechut's, the winc- merchant, in the Ruede Lancry, where my office is, L have tbe houor, ete, < Lasaunu (Senior), x. Ta Mite, Vattenotr, Theatre ae Cluny: MapemoiseLLe—Is it beeausa I am only a student that you Jeft my two letters unan- awered? Don't you know that nothing so littia resembles a student of the past os a student of the preacut day? You must live on the right bank of the Selne to bo eo wretchedly posted as to what {3 golug on. Ido not live ina garret, Hike the atudents of Gavarnl; nor do I wear a Carlist cap, nor pan- taloons Ike # checker-board. I do not board st the Hotel Corneitle nor the Hotel Lhomend, but Hve ino pretty Mitle apartment on the Boulevard St. Michel. A lady cau visit me without compromising herself, It fs in the same house witha fastionable dressmaker. I haye followed therein the advice of Alexandre Dumas the younger, who says somewhera: From 25 to. 40 a iat of sense ‘always ives In ie fume house with o dreasmaker or a dene tist Iam about to change my furniture. 1b Ia necessary that I should consult a person of toate, such ug you. Iwill wait for you to-morrow and the next dey all the forenoon,—my hand on iny heart,— thus. Joking aside,—don’t foal ine. Lam, mademolsclic, with ull, etc, ete, Lucten pz Bunun. To the Lady Who Plays the Part of the Second Ant tn the Fairy inece at the Gaile, Dear Littee Nini: I reeounized you at once, notwithstanding your Insect disguise. *Pon honor, you look real Jolly In thut costume. ‘The friends of the Elyses skinned their eyes whew they saw you Ike that. As far as doling well Is concerned, you haye done well; we must thintc of the future, Ants—that must be a good bust- ness; they accumulate, ‘That docs not prevent my thinking you have grown thiuner; you could not sing, “Les oranges de mon etagerc” og you used to. It seems people take ft easy {n your bazaur. You must have lots to tell; 50 have I. , Twill expect you to-morrow, after the per- formance, in the beer-saloon of the Ruo St. Martin. ‘Try to bring the “General of the But- terfifes.? Lit stand treat. Your Gustave. XI, To Mile. Henriquer, ot the Fotles Marigny. My Dean Cuinp: How pretty you are,—nl- ways pretty and a thousand ttines more than pretty! How seductive vow are In thut short part you play so well, Jean understand that You turn the heade of all the men, as you havo bewltched me, who am only n woman, Come wud seo me, my beautiful olue birdie, You will find in me o true friend. We wil chatter about dress, ttnick-knacks, diamonds, 1 will show you all my treasures, You wilf come, will you not? I will always be fn for you from 3 to fo'vlock, You will only have to give your card to my matd. Countzss oF BeauvaL. XU, To sMile, Clematitt of the Menuus-Platatre? Well, will you or won't you? You havo been ainuslng yourself with me for fifteen days. I have had enough, lttle one—I won't atand that sort of thing, Twill come ngain to-night; but it fe for the last time, 1 osgure you. Yes ot not Yours truly, Bounavarata, eee THE HON. E, B. WASHBURNE IN MEXICO. Fram El Pensatraento, sonterey, Mexico, Fed. 28, At o'clock on tho afternoon of the 25th ar- rived nt thia city the Hon, E. B, Wastiburne, a distincufshed person in the United States of America, Gon. Trevino, who had roccived uotico of his coming, had prepared a reception worthy of thia eminent personago, and, in xfact, commis- stoned Gen. John de Maro, Commander of tho Custom-House Departinent of this froutler, to go a8 for as Salinas Victoria, ten leagues diatant from horo, to recolve him, ‘The Clty of Monterey, for its part, nominated a Commission of citizens, presided over by Mr. Ramon Trevino, to incet him, and, aecompanicd by the very catimable Mr. Johu Weber, Atner- ican Consul, they went as far us San Nicolas of the Garzos, where they received him and con- ducted him afterward .to the house of G Trevino, where the above-named Mr, Was! burne was received as guvat. - We understand that the necessity of change of climate to re-catablish bia valuable hoalth 1s the object for which this gentleman {a traveling. Mr, Washburne fe 9 mau of about G0 years. Tis countenance and his manuers reveal a misn franc und intelligent. Wa know that he was o Representative of Minols iu the Congress of the United States for nearly twenty years, and that, upon occupylug the Presidential chalr, Gen, Grant mode him Becretary of Btate, and that shortly afterwards lc reslened this honorable office and was charged with repre- senting the United States in France, whero he remained Minister Plouipotentiary during efeht years aud a half, Wo cannot fall to notice that Mr. W. repre- gented our countrymen in France in clreut stances traly abnorinel; and for which hasnatur- ally acquired a claim to the gratitude of the Mexican people, Wo saluto with effusion this honoraple tray- oler, desiring him ull kind of prosperity on our aoll, and slucerely hope Unit be may bear grate: ful recollection af the country of Hildage, of Zuragoza, and of Guarez, Gen. Haro, on inceting Mr, Waahburae, ad- Areased him in these fecllng words; “Mr, Washburne: Ger. Trevino, Chict of the Division of the North, has charged mo with tho honorable miselon of coming thus far to recelva ou, = * “Gen, Trevino and T are filled with the sentt- monte of gratitude with which our beapta aver- flow towards a man who, like youracli, in try- ing cpoche in France, has becu able to render your good oflices fn fayor of our compatriots reaident in Paris and France. “+Rocelye from me, dear guest, the oxpression of most slucera gratitude of the repreentatives of the Rapublic {i this part of the frontier and. of the people of Nuovo cou, as well as of the municipality of Salinas, ou whose threshold you are about to tread.” = ———— Simon and the Whtow, Inthe course of her correspondence with Sen- ator Cameron, Mra. Oliver became almost poot- te. Bho wrote: If} can't eee you, Twill aue you, Thismight be the burden of a sweet little song, ot a pathotic ballad. But Simon sang? L will tove you If you leave ine, You shall bo sory if you stay; If you linger you will geluve may fiove youonly far away, a Now Orleans Graveyards. ‘Tho Locust Grove Cemeteries, in New Orleans, aredeciared by the Zimes, of chat city, to bo in aborrivte condition. . ‘This is a matter to which the woole country is interested. If the yellow Jever comes back next seasun to New Orleans it will uffuct the national business, aud if will make another demand upon uational charity. ‘The ceutsteries above meutloned are smal), but they are the ouly places of iutermout open to soveral classes of the population. ‘he yurds ure filled to the very gates. ‘To make room tor treab bouies, the “sound bas been brokeu over und over suula. 16 fy calculated thut within eight or ving moutos thy ccmeterics are com THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY. MARCH 22, 1879--SIXTEEN PAGES, piste renawed, According to this, the time as iow cone for the disturbance of the vice ting of the lato pestilence. "The result ts Iter- ally sickening. For this nobody ts responsible, ‘The only remedy {9 to close up titerd pest-breed- Ing receptacles and to establish new cemeteries elsewhere, ‘She people of New Orleans oucht hot to forget Uiat God helps those who help themselves. TILE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE, ‘Sho tnnocont ani the Guilty, To the Edilor of The Tribune, Cnrcago, March 21.—Bob Ingersoll says: “According to this great scheme (Christianity) the innocent auffer for the gullty." That is ox- actly what society does liere,—1, c., suffer al) the wrong, und pay all te expenses, B Chomptain's Voynon To the Editor of The Tribune, Circago, March 21.—The copy of “Cham plain’s Voyages, 1053,” which Ti Txtnune of to-day reports as huviry been bought by the Chicago Public Library at the Brinley anie, comes to Chicago to a private collector, and not to the Public Library. ‘The Pulle Library bought nothing ot the sate, Its Ananclal means not permitting {¢ to indulge in such biblio- urapbical rorittos, W.F. Poous. - That “Frank and Manly Talk,” To the Editor of ‘The Tribune. Cnicago, March 20.—When 1 read the ex- preasion of Mr. Wright, respecting his views on the Bunday question, I confess I was not alto- Geyer satisfed, and have becn walting anxtously to knowhow the nominee of the opposite party stood on this and kindred questions. I took up the Dat'y News this evening, and my cys at once reated on the following: " Mr. Harrison's Ideas Ho Speaks reel 4 Frank and Manly Talk— ts Views on the Sunday and Temperance Questions," And vow let us see, The Dally News repre- sentaiive Inquired of Mr. Harrison: Will you enforce the Sunday law if elected?” “Well, to be frank with yuu, Ido not care to discuss this question. « . . Hf they elect mo to that ottica . 6, they must trust mo to do my duty as I seo it. “Well, but how about teaching German, muale, and drawing In the public sehoolsd? © Tam willing to trust the School Buard to do what they think best.?” . “ flow’ about selling Itquor to minors ft? “That is o question for the courts to decide, or to be determined in the Hybt of the facta iu each case,” And uow, after looking over the article in the Daiy News with great care, 1 am, forced to the inquiry, What are Mr. Harrison's ideas, unt what fia views on the Sunday and Temperance uvationa? ‘hey certalnly ure not expressed fu this Interview, and Inin quite as much in the dark as before this wonderlul © Frank and. Maoly Talk * was published AL, T Tho Licenso-Voting Question, To the Editor of The Trioune, Cnicaqo, March 20,-I have seen no allusion in fun Trinuyg to the proposition made at Springfletd to so amend the Constitution as to obviate the objectton to the scheme uf woman's voting on the license question, which you have mentioned. It {s atso proposed to havo the question of Neense or no Neense in the varlous wards determlued by petition, that is to say, if a tnajority of the residents of the ward, male and female, should by petition ask that no Heese Uc granted, that then Ieonse be refed. ‘This {s possibly.wot the exact form Inwhich this roposition is presented, but it 1s eubstantinily It. Having scen un allusion in Tae Trinuyn to this proposition, I wos fearful thut it might have eseaped your notice. Whatdo you think of these propositions? Would you favor voth ‘oy elther of them? Imay Ue mistaken, but I sincere): husbands and wives are opposed to apreading temptations before their eblldren in thelr own Hetzhborhoods their wish should be respected. Do you not think sof z Taleo think that the wife ought to be permit- ted to haye someth{ug to say os to whether traps shall be avt for her hugbutd and children before their very door. She ondures most of the suffering, and, T think, hus a right to be cou- sulted a8 to how much and how long sho shall suller, Do you think tht ts unreasonable or fanatical? Mus. T. B.C. [All these questions proceed on the false as- sumption thut wherever a majority of the wom- en and men of a ward or township shall vote “no Meense” tho drinking of Iquor therein will conse thereafter. A tnajority of the present Jegal voters have {n hundreds of places in Ill- nofs yoted ‘no license,"? but ft did not stop drinking, ‘No Neeuso”! ts voted everywhere in Ohlo, but it does not stop drinking all the game. The Constitut{on of that State prohibits Neenslng drinking places avsotutely, and the statutes of that State punish by flno and im- prisuument those who sell Nqaor ot rotall. But there fs ns much Hquor drank in Ohio under the. prohibition, no-leense system as in Ilinols un- der the llcense'plan, If Hquor-drinking: cannot by stopped by men voting **no license,” nelther will It cease by women yoting against lcense.] jo Lawa Repealing Lies To the Editor of The Tribune. s Crrcago, March 20.—Why should not the women of this fair land lead a movement which Uns for its object the ropcaling of licongo laws and the anniuilation of the liquor traffle? By the execution of thess laws and the existence of this trafic, next to the victims of intunperance, are they not the greatest suffercra? (This is bogging the whole question, The privilege of voting on the license question esn- not beconferred on women unless the State Constitution fa changed. ‘The Nquor traffic can- not be “annihilated” by repealing the teanse tus, AN Hcensc taws are repealed tn Otto, but that has not annibilated the. lquor trattic, nor reduced the consumption of epirts. Men's appetites for Hquor are not cured or annihilated by repeating license Jawa. Mr, Shepherd has not become a reformed nian by way such absurd mode of proceeding againnt dipsomanta.—Ep.] And whoso wellquallfled to be placed by then in the yan of this movement fur the purpose of bullding up o public sentiment In ite bohalt as reformed ment Suroly appetite for alcoholic stimulants, and to lave experioneed the de- plorable offects that followed its frequent grati- fication, such ag the logs of “poaltion, of hoine, of friends, of self-respuct, and to be reduced tu a condition of abject want nnd have the tnger of contempt poluted ut hin fa the best and, as vonsequencs, the most successful to tnflrence thy devotee of strong drink ta totally ubstaln from ita baneful use, and become a useful elti- zenande willing worker in the temperance army. A Bloomington writer in Tira Triwune of to- day would bave the world believe that hard- delukera as arule aro thuroucbly: debauched fu worala, He ought to know bettor, ‘There aro numbers of reformed men-many of them ia this clty to<lay—thut have preservod their in- tegelty and hono# ynsullicd through long years of terrible diasipation, und who would sooner have thelr right arma severed from thelr bodies than bring dishonor upon fumilies, commit do- Itberate perjury, betray hich Hnancisl trusts, or do other incan‘acts that many who have never drank alecholis Nquor, but who bad the reputa- ton of bolng nuble” as well as ‘retluca,” have done, Let the good wouten select thelr own co-over- ators from simong reformed men and frou ather sources for thelr great tomperanco miuves ment, spproved, aa] believe it to be, of God, and Hab cantante critics und pharldaes tind some Jess enuobling work on which ta expend their mental energies. CuanLes SurvuERy, Fashlouable Diet for Invallds, ‘To the Editor of The Tribune, Cutcago, March 00.—If the unlearned had o right tobe surprised at anything doue by the Iourned, 1 should use that right, and be greatly astonished ab the persistence with which the medical Jucutty continue to feed people of deli- cate stomach on husks, ‘The Prodigal Son, It is trae, was fain to seek boarding with plew, but thiu fa no good reason why every sinner szalnst the Jaw of health should bo sentto the trough fordinuer; but common senso und medical aclunce seem to be separated by a gulf fixed und quite ad reat as ‘that which fay botween Lazarus und Dives. they Were not some doctor would have discov cred a Jung tine ago thut what may by yory geod food fora pix or a cow may nut bo the Qeat possible nourishment for o human invalid, oa human who is not an Juyalid. ronderful discovery will be made some then gatmeu), Graham four, and cricked wheat to the roar] What eleariug out of closcts of prejudice there will be, aud what a thme the reformers will have convincing folks thut “the fruitof the wheat {a very good food for mao," and away folks will rush to starch aud giutin. Now, it we only could mix little common souse with our sclunce, und ears What overy part of grain should be eaten except the hull, and that very tine griuding destroys the nutrient of graisi juss as It dues the sacchariue uf sugar, we whould be a long way on toward dlapensing with bal the doctors. °° Astoeating xralu hull aud all, tt fe on the belfeve that where the majority of |, princtpte of eating eggs and nute shells and a! ‘The’ shell of wn egg or a nut 1s no more fr gestible than the skin of a grain of wheat, or seals or oate, or rye, orof an apple or a crane err hull or skin of any edible prepared by Mother Nature is almply the alr-tient ean it Which sho fnctoses the food she puts up for her children. To,thore which have not the skill to scparate the food front its envelope, and so must eat it can and all, she has elvou gizzards or some other interval mill privilege eoual to the nece sities of the case; but an man tearns to do J grinding by steam or water his brain power at; ments at the cost of bis digestion, and, as he ta the only graln-eating biped without a cizzard, {t {s not well for him to ewallow his wheat entire Uke a turkey, which has the adyantage of him In Joternal arrange sible ttse for grain hulls ina huinngn stomach {8 to trritate the mucous mem: brano mueli ago dose of Epsom salts would do, only that the bulla ‘produce a mechanical, In stoad of chemical, irritation, and ono that Is more Inating, But our volley isto grind our gratn so fine that {tia indigestibie, clogs in the stomach unless mixed with some foreign mat- ter, nnd wo separate the particies by eating the hulls, on the principle of eating the tin cau with the peaches, In making the oatmeal which {s the great medical hobby of the day, the null fa stripped from the ginooth aldo of thie grain, but the inal stick which lies In the indentation of every graln is left es an irritant, and in thousands of eases inuat produce evil, if nut fatal, results, I should as much think of giving a dysentery patient well sanded sugarasoatines! purridge or logst, and yet these are articles almost unlyer- tally presurlbed by doctors for patients in atomach und bowel discascs, if any onc doubts about toast let him taka a handful of flour and brown ft to auch a color a8 the outside of toast or the crust of bread, and then mix it in water, when he will fod ft to have ‘tho gritty property of sand, which must make {t much inore {rritating than cutritlous; whila the small spikes, or sticks, so abundant {nu oat- meal must produce the saine result of any aiini- lar quantity of any simtlar sized aticks. No one shouid sat oatnieal, or Grahatn bread, or crack- ed wheat regularly who would not enjoy a hearty meal of hay or straw oveaslovally; or, at Ieaat, 8 slight dessort of these delicacies, Janz Guty Swissneiy. RAPID ‘TRANSIT.- The Now York Hiovated Raliway and Its Extraordinary Safety and Eniclency. To the Editor of The 1'riune. Bioominorow, Il, March 18—L flud in the St. Louls Post-Dispatch of March 17 an article iu relation ta the extraordtuary gafety and elli- ciency, as shown by oxpcrience, of the elevated raitroads now In use in New York City, from which article the following {fs an extract: One of the wonderfal achicvements of American. gontus, perhaps the most wonderiul since the viclion of the cable and the inventions of the phang and phonvgraph, 18 tho new sytem of ¢! vated railroads in New York, iangoruns os this system of travel tn the olf seemed 10 nervous peos ple. tt has, 40 fur, proven safer than uny railroad aver tao plains or prairies. The New Yoric ferutd, in tta Inet feauc, calls attention to what it calle a “wonderful feature of the success of rapid trans alt. ‘Tune far, It says, the Sixtheavenue Ite nad been ranning over nite months. and the Third-sve- nue line neously seven mouths, aud that there had nob as yet been a atagie lox of Ife or avon servis injury Which tad uot been gaused by the contrion- Uve tiegligence of the passengers, ay, fur lustance, facough jumping on o trate while in motion, Dur- tne this time Che Sixth-avenus ny has bec rin- ning abou 1,009 trains per day, ond, as ft had been running about 250 day, the ‘Iratns of tuis road alone have atready mady 250, OU trips, ‘The Third. avenue ling hua run over 700 trains per day,and, ag ithag been running about 200 days, its total of tetpy 18 About 140,000; thus glving a total for both Yew of nearly 40,000 trains (or trips). or over 400,000, 000 OF phasgugers (counting 150,000 per day'yoing up and down town) wituout lovs of life or injury! ‘There ia no precedent or parallel to thie whowings Lngree with the writer that this new system of cluvated railroads jn cities leone of the wonderful achievements of American geulus,”? It is known to many of your renders that the idea of utilizing the space over the centre bf the streets of citlea for purposes of rapid traualt orlginuted with Col. Richard P. Morgan, Jr., of this city, whoze plsnin essential particulars {a the one adopted bythe New York ratlroads, menttoned in the foregoing article. Lhave before tne @ “renurt of Col. Morgan, is- sucd iu June, 1869,.and alsu ffs communication to the Atericun Society of Civil Eugtieers, mage in October, 1874, tu which the efiiency und safety of his proposed plan of elevated rall- way 18 discussed fu words then criticised os vie~ fonury, but which were of propliecy, and which are now apt words of. desestption, ‘Tha merit of the present elevated ratiways enn hardly be better deseribed than in the following extract from one of those reports: Access to tho carsis proposed tobo given by covered ways and platform, constructed of tron and glass, leading {rout atations provided at sult- able intervals, and Inwhich passengera cun wait for thearrival of cara. These waiting-rvoms whould Uc on hott wldes of the atreete, ane for up and ono for down care, 60 a6 to make it unnecessary for any pastenger evct, to cross, or even to, go upon, tho racks. If the platferme are placed opposite the Cross wtreots, sa it 1s desirable thoy should be, the Unt uf buttdinga on the atreot will bo unalfected, tho four of tne card, the top chord of the vido trusaca, and tho flour of the platform leading from the station, should be upon the wanis feyel, 80 a8 to. offer no obstruction in ootuiuingaccoss to the cary, ‘The durauility of tho material Smplayed, and the Incillty with which repairs can be made by reason of the ready access to every part, and ite being practically unailected by rain, frost, or snow, and Kegeeatot treedom by reagon of fig aterials and tta Jocalion in the tnldate of tho atreet, from dungur of Injury by the burning of adjacent buildingy, conibing to wecitra the perfection of the work, and thus insure tho safety and regularity of trains paua- ing over It. Jt ty ensily econ that such a rond oy this, anitably constructed, wilt approach. more neatly to a perfect rafirund than any road yet built over haa; it wil have no switches on its Isic of travel to bo miuplaceds very alight irregularity of surface or of allgnmont in ite tracke; and conee- quently the dauuers of oxisting railroad travel al- ready logs than {hove of any othvr meaty of com. munication, and which are mainly due to those two causes, will be reduced to a ininimum, ‘To wom perscny, the fact that the road ta af alt pomts considerably vlevated above the ground may sug. teut a fear of danger {n case of accident by deralle nent, What is stated above showy the smull risk that auch an accident can occur; but even if It aboutd, tho arrangoment of tho structure ly auch thut the effect will bono yreatur than to a tratn running off a track on the level of the earth, ‘The iron framework supporting tho track will, in euch 8 case, upheld tho care, and the sido truss will net a 8 real and substantial rulllug, fo. that “in uo cary. can. the cara bo procivitated tothe groand. ‘Toso considorattons Nilo demonstrate the increased capacity af euch a rond overs one of ofdinury convtriction, ‘Iho more nearly perfact the road, the wreater tho cere taluty with which tealns can’ bu worked upon it, and the more frequently they may safoly bo pasned uyerit, tia difllcultto wee why tralis may not follow each other at no yreater intervaly than may be required to check the speed of onaso us to insure tho safety of that iuimediately proceeding it. These intervals, with tho light trains proposed: to be employed in paayengor traitic, and thelr con- sequent wmali inoimentum, will be so short that no moro than & single minuto of the neud bu tater. poxcd on either track, pelween tue parsago of rainy, thits insuring 4 degree of eftivleacy wuch as hav not been in practice attatned ow any road Lyet constructed. ‘Thia frequency of tratne ta an india Densable clement of succvas in whatever pian of road may be adupted, and without i nuithor tho wants of tie Inbauliants of New York cau be met, nor the confidence of capitalists to construct tha rad bu avcured, “ Havlng been familiar with the plans of Col. Morgan from tha beginuing, and over since, £ think it but Justice that the credit.of aa Inyen- tlon of su much value among modern engineer- ing achfevemevts should remain where it is justly dus. I therefore present the foregoing ia conclusive evidence of the Juatico of his clatm. as the orkginator of what ts now o succcustul syatem of rapid transl + Be ee Japancss Wheat, Enelish newspapers announce with considera- Die joturest the discovery, made by the Paris Acclimation Soclety, that Japanese wheat, plant- ed in April or May, fs ripe and ready tor the oar vest quite aa earlyas European grown wheat, adwn sume flve of six mouths earlier, and the ylotd ts equally large with thut produced from any of thu varieties of European wheat. If the game result can bo obtalned in other places, says the Toulo Times, the use of Japanesa wheat, tt is presumed, wil become universal, though no oxplauation of the phenomencn ts yet supplied. net Tho Ladronv Ialunde, “Wo have it on good authority,” says the London EHzaminer, *ihat negoiations are tn progress botween the Courts of 3t. Petersburg und Madrid for the cesslau by pureiass to Rus- sia of the Ladronv felanda in the North Pacitie, ‘Theag, av Russia fe well aware, would constitute a magnificent buse tor cruiser Operations in thy Chiug seas, wud we therefore trust that her Ma- jeaty’s Government will lave a word to say in ‘the newotlutions befure they come to a bead," eee eden A Centenarian Peddler, The singular story of Jolin Roseberry, a ''con- tenariay peddler," now over 110 veara old, ts told at great length in the Bedfordshire (Eng.) fercury, Atg sulleot pojuts aro thar Roseberry Was born in Whitby fu 1709, and married, when he was only 2G years of uzy, a girl seven years Dis junlor, uud the daughter of the Vicar of Steeple Cluydon, His wity remaiued at achoal thirteen muntys after the maurrtagc, which was Kept s close secret. When tt became knowo that the Vicar's daughter was warrled to a jour-" Yeyrman grocer the latter was ludged fn “jail, while the wife was taken back to her father's house. The trint of Roseberry, however, re- sulted in an acquittal, und the pafr, marricd so younp, lived together for elghty-seven years. the wife hashie aed only four years ago, aged 9. The childran of the marringe—twenty-two: in nuinber, seventeen boys and five girls—oro all desd, and aro burted ta Peterborough church- yard, Toselicrre’s ranity, however, muat be questioned when one listens to his statement that thero are three locke of his hate In the Brit- Ish Musoum, and five years sgo the Queen cut a lock of his hntr off with her own hand, at the same Hime decorating, him with a collar which fist him ‘the masterahip of crery. Magistrate In five countics,—Nurthamptonahire, Lincotn- shire, Cambridgeshire, Norfolk, and Hunting- donsbire.™* WANT TO BE MARRIED. Replying to the Louely Westorn Mon Chances for laviated Machelors—Some sin- guior Letters, New York Times, The Times recently published the petition of two lonely Western men to Supt. Jackaon, ask- ing htm to ship them, at their risk, @ couple of heaithy, good-looking Immigrant women aulta- ble for wives, Mr. Jacksun has since then been fluoded with Ietters from young (and old) women fn all parts of the East, offering them- selves as candidates. The following will serve as aneciinens: Witatxoron, Del.. Sd Month 20, 1873.—Re- epected Sir: Intouking over the nowepapera my eye chanced to nce a kmail item headed mand for Wives," [rend it over carofa thoughtully, and sexed mysolf the question, Would it de prudent in_me to anawer this? So t caine to the concinaion I would risk It and answer, I don't xnow if this should ever rench you or not. Iti does, 1do hope t may be successfal in my bold undertaking, Vthoupht to have spent my entire life in mingle bleasednees, but the death of my dear parents caueed me to change my mind. 1 buried my mother Just twenty months ago, and, not two months alnce, iny father, Sol must tell you Tam Afaruer's daughter; can do anything {n house. Keeping on or about 8 farni. There fa nothing T am not familist with,—can bake or cook tor any one, Tswould defy that one to excel main cook- Ing. IT have one sister single. We havea nico farm and every comfort, but it looks very lonely since father paseed away, We have a etrong desire to go 1. A number of our friends inves gone to Kan- ros, but our dedira Je to go to Jowa, as wo havo ho Qttractions here now, Wo are lJadiesof bigh standing; can go and minglo with the npper- classe, and have always dune ao. Fram child. hood our reputation has been spotless. We each profees to be Christians, and try to do what fa right, We have always etood by our dear parents, but you know death siways makes such changes, You sue we will try to make falthtal ond kind wives. - If tile should reuch you, 1 will try to tell you more of my life, utthe husband I want muet be food, noble, and, above all, temperate, a4 our past fife has been very smooth und happy, in fact, no eorrow or trouble did we know ull ‘death entered onr infidst. “I know (hinasa_ very delicate uudertaking, eeucclatlyfurnlady. You may think iny motive for doing this 1s Just for sport, out f aminearnest. Ihupel may'nat bo disanpoiated iin my present undertaking, So Twill leave. It to Font Indginent in regard to our choice of @ hua- and, Well, 1 guessI have sawl enough: Ira. amuin, trac, Canny G. War, Please address Wilmington Post-onke, ware, 2 will walt anxious to hear from You, New Pank, Ponn,, March 8, 1879,—Seeing by the newspapers that a Rentlemsn, an lowa farmer, olfers hiimaelf ag n husband, with good references, 1 Becopt Ale heart and haod ond give minu in rer turn. 1 am tn wautot a home, aud have a geet desire to aettle In the Weat with a good huabaad and 2 good home. [ain 2: years of age, about fro and o helt feetin hight, weigh 12 12} dark hair, dark eyelashes anu bro: and maka a very genteel appeara urplian, buve three alstors, all married. im Philudelpbla, ono In Harford County. Md., and Tremain with one at this piace, six mules from the station on the Pennsylvania Raliroad. 1 was rataed with a very respectable iady, but aue Is dead, avd 1 am out of a home, and would like very much ta settle for life, Well, I suppose it fy not necessary tor ine to say any more, honing you will send this on to the gentleman which I hisve mentioned at once, lic will pleaue sund ble pleture to me, and I will send mine In return, Iwill stop, hoping to hear from that gentleman goon, Now here I give wy address and name, Matrit 8, Buowy, ‘New Vark Post-Oftice, York County, Peun, Dela- In care of Mr. AE, Herbert. Ho will pleane give me his address Jf bo pleases, Bavtuone, March , 1870.—Sm: We, sceing your adverttecment iu the newspapers stating (hut ihure were eontlemen wlehing wives, the ong vee ing 4 baker and the other a farmer, We are desita- ble young ladies wiabing to xvt uiarried, and the ovedpation: of there gentlemen ts very eultable, ‘The baker will vlease to write a letter and direct to No. 57 Buren strect, Baltimore. Md., for Migw Laura VY, Gartond, and the farmer can write o let+ ter aleo und direct the same as above fur Mise Mary ©, iincerty, P, 8,—Hy" writing letters to the abore, stating all particulars, they will be duly auaworcd by both. Newank, N, J., Match 12, 1879.—/r. Jackson —Dran Sint ‘I saw in one’ of our city papera a correaponiunt to yon of the West from sume ven- femun friend wishing a partner for life. Wisn- Ing to join with him in happy honda of marrlecey Twoutd be willlag to enter Into auch an arrange- ment. [understand all kind of work, Louse aud needle work, fms widow, aged U4; if the Gent wisties to correspoud or exchange pictures, he ean bouccommodated. Yours with respec Neture Ro! No, 222 Academy stecet, Newark, James Rogan. Anothér letter from Wilmington, Del., dated March 5, und signed “3. L, M.." says that if the tio men can present the best of references and ate good-lovklag, and will uddresa No, 707 West Seventh atrect, in that city, they will “get two very uley young fadies."” Mr. Jackson Ins also recefyed Jettera from Valentine Zimmer- man, of Creston, 1n,, and Karl Straubringer, of Freoport, Ill, offering to marry Catharioe Suesbauer, the unfortunate immigrant woman whose case Was recently narrated {a the Times, THE NEGRO HEGIRA. Domocratle Volltical Terrortan Ite Whole Causo—Can the South Afferd to Lose Its Luborers 2 ‘St, Loute Globes femacrat, ‘The exodus of colored people from Missisalp- pt, Louisiana, und Arkansas atill concinues, and fa assuming large proportions, Nearly 3,000 men, Women, andgchildren Irom these States haye already reached St. Loula on thelr way to Kansas, antl they report that many tnousande more are only prevented from coming by the Yack of sufficient neaue to pay thelr way up the river, A vast majority of those who havo al- ready arrived aro very poor, many beIng unable tocontinue thelr journey beyond this city, be- cause they haye not money snuugh to buy tcl eta to Kausas City, wily those who have gone West will be penniless by the time they reach their intended places of settlement, That vast suffering 1s in store for many of these pilgrine cannot be doubted. The rigorous weather of the past fow days has given them an unpleasant forotaste of what they may expect from futuro winteza fy Kansas, and the slack demand for la~ bor at this seasop will Ieave wane of them du- pendont, ut least for atime, on the charity of thelr Cellow-mieu, . ‘Yhero must be deup-seated discontent amnone the negroes of these States to compel them to immigructe In euch nuwbers at the present time, They are not by pature a migratory race, ‘They prefer to live and die tn poverty in the cotton Wolds of the South rather thun svek to better their fortunes by golug North or Weat, As 0 rule, they are far trom euterprising; ‘they are easily satisiled aud beur with much abuse "from thelr old inasters, rather than seck to Improve thelr fortunes by changing thelr skles. But long-continued abuse lus ut lenyth convinced them that any change must be animprovemont; they have seen thelr bard-earacd property taken from them by rapacious white men, and have learned Ut ull appeals to the courts for jus tice have been made fn vain; whom it comes to an {ssie betweon a white wnan and a colored inan in Misyissiopl, therafs ne justice for the Diack. A great many of these emfyranta have been jutervlowed sluce thelr arrival, und they atl tell ono atory concerning the relations that extat be- tween the white employers and tho colored eui- ployes, ‘The vegroes work the plantations on shares with the owners. Each negro takes a pieces of hiund and rolses a crop. Wille the crop is growing he rane in debt for his meat, clothes, and otur necessaries of life, Wher the crop [6 harvested the owner of the land takes hfe share. and the negro’s creditors pounce ov the remulne der. fu fixing values und making settlements the whitey usve {tall thelr own way. The ent of thy year fluds thu colored man po better off than the begining. ‘There ts ua doubt that the political terrorism exercised by the Democrats to prevent the bol- ered peoply from sari has much todo with the diveontent that now drives the latter co seek new homes in the Republican State of Kansas. Many of the refugees toll of rough usage in the lowt camnpatco uud in tho Presidential cleo- tlou in 1870. ‘They have a wholesome terror of shotguns iu the banda of White Leaguers.. Doubtless many of their stories are uverdrown far the purpoye of elivit- Jug symoathy, Unt there can 10 doubt tat there Is a basis of truth to most af them, A tow Htical murders wud whivplngs carry a reat al of terror to sn iguorant people, whu are taught by all their every-alsy experience that they are completely at the mercy of thetr self. uppoluted masters, Ts lt strange, then, hut the more Intedligent negroes of Mississivpl and Loulsluua shoutd endeavor to better their con- dition by aecklog ew homes {oa Stale where thelr property wud their political rights will be reapecte _ Cay the Guuthern Statca afford to lose themi Can the cotton and sugar, the rice and tobacco crops be rafscd without colored labort Experi- ence asyano., White men cannot take thelr place, and they are not tobe had ff they could, The negro fs quite as necessary to the South as the South fs to the negro, ‘The old. slave method of estimating the worth of a inboring man {ao dollara was not far from the truth, Then the average valno of an able-bodied colored man was about $1,200. Emancipa- tion iucreated rather than diminished thut yoluc. He {s worth that much to tha State be- catiso he isa producer, It {a safe to say that for every ablo-bodled negro that leaves Miasissiop! for the West, that Stato loses at lenst 81,000 fn fictive power, Looked atin this Ialit, the present exodus fs a serious thing for our South- ern neighbors. It {s unfortunate that the races should get along eu badly together {ty Mississip- pland Louisiana. The negroes can do better, if they get talr play, §n those States than in Kan- eas. They are untratned (n the bustuess of ardt- nary farmlny, and are ton pour tu become stock- raisers, But they are fitted by nature and edu. cation for the buatticss uf grawlag cotton, ree, sugarcane, and tobacco, If permitted, they would rather romain tn thelr old homes than to become wanderers In the Great West. We trust that the white peopte of the Southern States will aco the folly they have been quilty of In forcing their Iaborers to seek new hanes, and will hasten as rapidly a3 possible to remove the existing causes of discontent, for the wel- fare of the whites requires the protection of the colored people in their personal and political rights. SIGHT AND READING. How tho Injurlous Effects Upon the Eyes May Bo Avoldod. Landon Toner. M. Jayel, ina recent Jecture, tries to answer the question, Why fs reading a specially faticu- ing exercise! and also suggests some remedies for thig fatigue, Firat, M. Javel says reading requires ou absolutely permanent appiication of the eyesight, resulting {no permanent tens{ou of the organ which may be measured by the amount of fatigue or by the production of per- manent myopy; secondly, bouks are printed fn ‘black oh a white ground. The eye is thus In presence of the most absolute contrast which can be {magined. Tho third pecullarity les in the arrangement of the characters in horizontal lines, over whieh run our cyes, If we maintain Surg reading a perfect {m- mobillty of the book and the head, the printed lines are applied saccessively to the same part: of the rating, while the tuterepacea, «inate bright, alsu affect certain regione of the retiaa, alwaye the same, ‘There mutt result froze’ thts a fatigue analogous to ty Which we experience when we make experimesté fn “neckgental fin- ares,” und physicists ll adinit that there fe nothing more disastre for the aleht than the prolonged contesphition of these images. Lastly, and most important of all, in M. Ja esMmation, 18 the continual variation of the tance of the eyefrom the point OF fixation on the book. A simple caleutation demonstrates that the accomasodation uf the oye to the page undergoes a distinct variation in proportion as the eye passes from the beginning to the end of each Ine, and thot this variation is all the greater in proportion to the nearness of the book to the eye and the length of the Nuc. As to the rules which M. Javel inculeates in order that the Injurlous effects of reading may be avotded, with reference to the permanent ap- pilcation of the eyes, he counsels to nyoid ex- ess, to take notes in reading, to stop fa order to rellect, or even to roll a cigarette; but nut to go on reading fur hours on cnd without stop- Ping, As to the contrast between the white of the paper and the black characters, yarluus ¢x- periments baye been made in the Introduction bf colured pavers. M. Javel adylses the adop- ton of a slightly yellow tint. But the nature of the yellow to be ured 1s not n matter of In- difference; he would desire a yellow reaultine frum the absence of the blue raya, analocous to that of paper made from a wood paste, and which {s often mistakenly corrected by the ad- dition of an piltramarine blue, woleh produces gray, und not white. M.davel has been led to this conclusion both from practical observutlon and aso theoretically from the relation which must exiet butween the two cyes und the colurs of the spectrum, ‘His third advice 1s to give preference to small volumes which cau bo held in the hand, which obviates the necvesity of the book bvelny kent Nxed In one place, and the fatizue reswlting frou: accidental images. Lastly, M. Jayel advises the avoidance of tou jong lines, und, therefore, he preferg swall yolumes, and for the same reason those journals which are: printed In narrow col- unns. Of course every one knows that it is exceedingly lujurious to read with fngufleient Nght, or to read tuo small print, aud other com- mon rules, M, Javel concludes by protesting avafnet an invidious assertion which has recently beon made “tn aneighboring country” (Germany nu doubt), according to which the degree of civilizution of a people is proportional to the number of the sliort-sighted shown to exist by statistics: the extreme economy of ileht, the abuse of reading; to Ue detriment of reilection and the observa- tlon of real facts, the employment of Gothic charactera aud of a too broad column. for books and journals, are the conditions whlch M. Javel velleves lead to myopy, eapeclally if successive generations haye been subjected to these tujurl- ous influences, IN A CELLAR. A Maine Phystclan Hus an Exelting Time with a Witd-Cat. Hanpor (Mey Whig. Dr. C. F, Ware, of Bucksport, had rather an exciting experienca with a» loup ceryter Inst Tuceday evening, Some of bis frienss had been spending the evening at his house, which fe situated on Semiuary Hill, and at stout 9 o'clock the Doctor touk a sinall Inmp und start- ed for the cellar aftor some apples. A portion of the cellar fs used for piling wood, and, as he neared the bottom of the stalra, ho heard fout- atepa, and then sume of the wood rattled down, as if aman was moving about in the cellar. Ralsing bis lamp tn ordor to gut a better view, the Doctor advanced a few stupa, when ho saw a huge loup cervier that nad made its way through s basement door thut had been aceldentally Ieft open. He picked up o stick of wood to club the antmal, but it Jumped from oue side of the cellar to the other go rapidly that he coutd not striku tt. Ho then went ua-stulrs wud procured a revolver, ond, ator fulllig ats folks to keep the sitting: room door closed, he returned to the cellar. This time he found the loup cervier perched on the edae af the con) bin aud shot at it, when the aulinal jumped to the topof ite wood-pile, some. feet distant. ‘The Doctor then. tried another shot, und as the lampchimuey fell off, leaving hun In total darkness, he was obliged to gu up- stalre aud gut auactiee lamp. Ou his return to the cellur he Sred two wore shuts, when the lamp-chiinney again fell off, and while ja the dark the loup cervier bounded past blin and ran up the stairs und started up a second filehe, but, bulng unable to prucued on account of a door, bo came down again and rushed lnto the pantry, Here he perched himself upon a torge ollcan, where he remalned until the Doctor fired another shot, When he started out of the pantry, and bung actracted by the Hgut comlag through a window over the aitting-room door, he made a jump for tt, out fell back azain and ran down cellar, Hie course way marked with blood, which was flowluy quite freely, wud, after procuring a lantern, the Doetor followed nnn to the cellar, where ho agaln tired, when, much to bis" disgust, the concussion put the Invtera out. He went up-stairs and lighted {t again, but on bis return he found uit the loup cervier had disappeared, and, as there are no trucks leading from the howse, tt is Buppused that the aniiial crawled under the wood and died, Tt was quite remarkable that uring the whole Aight the loup cervior did not attack the Doctor, ici oo “Head” far Once, It was in the same old Bethel School-Iouse, about the wane time, that the master, one Ben- ollot, called out the spelling-elass of whonp iny mother then a Wetle girl, was usually af the head, ‘The word given out was “onton.? 1 aupposy the scholars at, the head of tne class had pot recognized the word py ite spelling In stadving their leasond. ‘They ail itdsed it widely, spelling {tin the most ingeniously ine correct fushlons. Near the foot of the class stood w boy who had never been able to climb up toward the head. But of whe few words he did know bow to xpell, gue was “onlon.”! When the word Was mlvsed at the head he became greatly excited, twisting himself into the most ludicrous coutortions as It caine nearer and nearer tohim, At length the one just above the eager boy inlsged, the taster sald Next,” whereupon bo exultingly swung hia hand wvove his uvad wud came ont with, *O-n, un, to-n, you, iyuo—lm head, by gost and he inarched tu the head, while the master hit Ite a blow on the shoulders for swearins.—A's- change. — Sending Lepors back tu Chins, ‘San Pewnetsco Cult, Suneryisor Gibta bax beon taking measures to return to the dominions of bia binperial Chinese Majesty Gftcou of his lesrous subjects, who fora year huyo been supported at thw expense of the city In Ute lozar-hoitse, erected und {ns tended solely for émuati-pox paticots. The city will pay the-puseauze Inongy tu Hung Kou, and is Consul taoneral wll pay tb from tere to anton. : RADWA'S REMEDIES. 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