Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 5, 1878, Page 5

. THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: MONDAY., AUGUST 5, 1878, i 5 t nieh | public, snd evidently vsed to *‘bambanzle™ (In An’ whi he matter wif her dat ahe ain’t | America you can get a boat full of beer for five ut oniy reaiiz 3, s a Frenchman on the border of The E" omn elegant languaga) :nnmmk |nhu:!(l|e }:—- able to do it herself 1! conta,’ ‘The business paid ro. er;'\h:tdhtnmml-fifl ;‘}.’;p‘,’:‘.}{o'?; f,’}.?."i‘r’.’.“'é‘fi.&'é?&fi“;fi"ffm ll":fiu""n‘ s to lnflict amazement upoa the ’J::l; :;“Iflr::‘e.l;fl: .gm"m:‘n‘ o Jays hidden be- i r'loml ko Bhe said you wesn’t doin’ Parisians dectine to call thelr city the Ciocin- plans to ptuuder & bank and fles Into Mexico, | having two doors, to which there were no i s ain Tads Hownt Howree, i D, | MU dnvhowt o il her Fm ot doint | natt of France. but, in carryiog them out, he was Hddled with | greens. On the morning of the 24th, that Is A Crazy Man in Detroit Creates a et vell, you fa homa e shotJuly 13, aud died next day, oniy 37 years | within twenty-four hodrs, there were found fn 5 'ONSUMPTION." SIP, nuflio’ in eole"dau line jes now, an’ fo' her Bryant sang to Death before he was 19 years | 01d. the trap 3,321 files, Total, ten days, 7,001 Bies. Tremendous Sensation. CURRENT GOS » not to forgit I nughed s hesrily ae iy an. | ©10- PILY som other poeta hada'e. e 1 Dr, Ilunter's Reply to Ds, D'Unger and TR MISSING MAN. uid disposition wonld lllnu;; and his eolorrn | Do you know how fast the shad rosst— GASTRONOMIC POETRY. ““‘D‘h::-':c: h;d- B:::fl“{::'f:'“; i fils Artless Gunnery at People on T 2;!:}‘;_ i vaia .lr;-n 'm; -::::.‘xu :""l;l'lu:m :"r‘&'" }? p-l""(-”l > d': dlnrllgh":;mlkgfl (Iz,";r’zu. No,myberring brother.~Phitadeiphia Sonre Apecimens of Collaary Couplets, | Tt Ono rhond s P 8 divtance, WWhen ‘Cheir Way to Church. Cmicaao, Aug. 2.—1 find In this mornine's Tnis- ‘And the merchant In his chatr, ask mé to do hier washin® next time,” e, Apuleton's Journat for Augnet, 2 egania talk, you reshined that she nover peed uKa two communications, signed, reapectively, Uneasily d1d fidget he, ————— The head of a Boston man {s broader than ft Twonder how many of those who enjoy Charles | Araty the blest, H. D'Unger, M, D,, and **Gonatks," making 8 Fot his cashler was not thers, 118 GARDEN. . | lsloog. ‘Ibis shuws what a beau dlct wili do | Tamb's casay on roast-pig and Thackeray’s —— Wheeler, at Milwankeo, Found Gnilty | vioient personsl atisck an me by name, becanso of Detrott Free Preus. for the brain. Horatian yrie— 1olt703 are rortiem and cannot sleco, ftake San: h in th my critletam of D'Unger's whlsky-charcosl nos- Tt was on & Monday morning, Four or five City-Hall officials were sitting on In n Paris rest: t: Grest—*tWhat fa this 1dear Luey, you know what my wish e, » Jamaics Gingor, of Manslaughter in the y Paris restaurant: Goes a | - =il trum, heraided by him to the world through the With wild, distracted air, the steps on the Woodward avenue side Batur- | last charge of eight francsf” Waiter (blandly) 3 hate all Frencuifiea fuas; A Fourth Degroe. pressasn *new temedy for coneampiion. « Ae Tho carhter's wita was listening for day afternoon, discussing politics and the weath- | —*Why, M'sieur had & chair.” Tedrliyentiedeand aade divion S e As m:.?u:'“‘r:.na"ll;.&-'np;’l:l::o:":lv:lrlfl:l.:::n er, when & gmallish mas, 'um‘"fh:; belncon-| A Westerneditor says: * Communism doean't | have ever taken thought of how much esting ® ® bhery in New Tork of vitat tmpor a Bhe hastened to the office, eldorabile mental distreas, approa them sod | take” Tic Lnsn't seco the real thing. Gennine | gy drinking goes on fn our prose and verse ' Hgeavy RO 5y apalogy for asking epace for & rejoinder. Ifer face with turroe whita: fnquired: Communism takes everything that does not Bonds, Currency, and Inmy former remarks I did not find fanlt with 41 [Ie has not been howo, my hushand, " i 2 sclentifi Lelung to it. until at times all English liternture srems one § , * ¢ any of the Ingrodients of Dr. D'Unger's prescrip. Bho gasped, **since Friday night.”" (e'ullllemlfl. is there a aclentific man among It ta recorded that humble tomb b a vast Rabelaisiau revel! Bam Waller goes, for ] Qold. Hiom, which aro all good in thele places, bt with e yout Lhe mmmrerraed that an Mimble tomb tomard | instance, to & “swarry," and Pendennis nearly . the deosiva. shat of calling. such & compound & R Sy B pithelts Tobker 4t Certainly there (s they eplied in chorun. | 1Can wonss * Ifa Wwan tha fiesi map that Hgr- | fzhts a duol with 8 Fecuch cook, M. Alcide de PR i e L e conumption. o1 sheved thns thete ‘ml:,;,'mzy.‘;g gt ¢ 1AM | gce (irevley ever tuld to git West, Likewiss he | Mirobolant—wondrous name, snd characteristic, TllE GRF I‘T SK“ CURF 5 The f:lzv: Bn‘;k M:l:‘ogu?‘ Uivein their action on the system, aud that the e are,” was the prompt answer, wan hauged for stealing w muel,” 23 was the wont of itscreator! And a wonderful /] 1 e : g el iy 0T e A0 sbeardlly, de- PARIS NEWSPAPER WIT. 1t Dr. D'Unger could defend that prescription HNew York World. by showing that the Ingredients comporing It wi A young mother gives her childa, remedics of power sullicient to produce tha marvels Bias resalts e cleimed {or thor: 1T he wero aatnta | Gty Budy Lo teach it politences, eays " \Well, then," continued the stranger, ** T The New York Comtnunists recently paraded wish to rclate what mg seem like n singular | with a banner saying * Bread or Lead.” if occurrence. 1 live on Divisjon street, mund, | that's all they want they can sten Into some though It hegan raining at midnight the other | North-River reataurant ‘and get both in one. nlzhg and continued for twenty-four nmxr-".m These fellows dur’t want anything containin creation fs M. Alcide de Mirobolant, who makes Tove Ly the menir, and atlacks the heart of his inistress @ la carte, and Is altogether a worthy descendant of the coachman-cook of Molfere, in Jail, " Injallibly Cures ck of “What SITOOTING IN DETROIT. spectal Dispatch to The Tvibune, D e mal) qadned casen of sommmmmion e eg | do chlldren say when theygateandy]™ “Morel” | & ainglo drop of water fell upon my zanien. veast, as that 18 inclined 0 worki—Lowell | and & worthy mate of the cullnary artlst of an- Salt Rhenm or Exzema, Ringworm, Tetter, DerrosT, Mich., Aug. 4.—Early this evenlng, | Leen cared by m& of this nostrum; If he could Ata Parlslan hotel during the Exposition: Ja it possible !’ geaped ona sfter the other, | Courier. other and later French play, * Lo tendre de M. ald H 3 sl 8 younz man pamed Jacob . Ege was | snow that 1 fisd somo way misreprosentea the i1 witisthe solemn truth, gentlemen, sud I'd Scald Head, Dandrad, Dry amd Falling Poet (finzering & volumo of his poems on the table)=*Oh! I aee you have got my poor thymes, Mrs, O'Flalierty!"” Mrs, O'II. (cun- scious Lhat the leaves bave never heen cut)— A-yes-er-it’sa new cuby, Tle vther one was so dog-cared tattered that we were quite Th-n,ml of it, sud had to putitin the fAre.— “unch, Polrier," written by the one French dramatist of our day who has the most of Mollere's wit and insight, M. Emile Augier. And not In prose alone does Thackeray celebrate the cook and hie works, but fn verse also—in that touchingly beautiful * Ballad of Bouillabalsse,” which lewing by tickling our palates, and ends by pull- character and J)’opu']]g. of his su-calted **rem. | Maddencd Guest—'‘Bixteen francsforacandle!" 1ike to know by what law of . natiire you can ae- " or the count for it. It was & long-cuntinued, drench- :;lz storm, yet not one drop fell upon my gar- en.! yaiking on the streets in company with a young Jaly, he was met by a burly young ruflan, a qariety song-and-dance performer fn one of the Jowest dives fn the clty, who drew a revolver. fgs prabbed the tweapon, and sattempted to wrest it from tho fellow’s grasp before ha could loses in which he advised it o be | Courtcous ost—*' No, sir; one frang for the L have made s creditable reply to . | g min e Tedty g elh:glln, eandle; 15 francs for the candlestick, milord." ll‘x'rll:lll:’ed mm Itis mulcn :figm 10 «1 admit," sall ono dramatist of another, ponmbtlity frois uts own shouiderato | «ylat he hias wit, but it is Leavy wit. ¢ fleavy O ety usteut of Itrle, Prof. Welsh loit] What difforence Is there between heavy ‘entd, Uerlin, and London Medical Inatitu- | wit and every other kind of witi” * Preciscly Rair, Pimples, Blotches, and Sorof ulous Dicers azd Sores. Thers wasn’t even room for a suggestion. ‘The crowd was astonished and sifent, After a loug minute one of tie gentlemen turned to the stranger and asked: WERKS & POTTRR, Whalessle Dengriets, Meurs. e, but_was only partially successful, as the } o ; y You must have a theory, haven't yout” Chirage Commercial Adrertiser, Ing our heartstrings. And Lunb abounds fn | of oo, Mais.. respeccratly Inform e an 8 i red two shiots, one taklog effect In the | “Tilie king of generaization and vague referance | Hie MTCretice that there I betwsen o auell and g ) Riflc practice—Ticktng pockets. references to eating and the good things of the | BSAMIELed wiih spparently tacursbie afections of have." the Bkin und Bealp, (hat they have S And what ta 141 : 2 v My theory, geutlemen, js that I rent rooma on the third floor, and had ;0o garden for the rain to fall on ! Flvo men rose up {n chor\uahruuhcfl off their coat-talls, and followed edth dLler intu the hall in Indlan tle. b —— THE EUTAW ¥ dsT-orrICE. TWashinatnn Correspondence Newe York World, Tostmaster-General Key wds engaged Tues- day In writine a letter to the promincut citizens of Eutaw, Ala,, who are dissatisfled with thelr Tostmlstress. In this letter Lie pointed out to them thelr inconsistencics in the matter of ob- talning a new manager of the Eutaw Post-Offlce. For a long tima Mrs. 8. B, Rushing has beenthe Postmistress, She ia 65 years old, and the fn- habitants complained that from age sbeis in- capacitated for properly performuog the re- sponsible duties of her position, Jon H, Childs was Mrs. Rushing’s assistant and he wanted to be minde Postmaster. llrwrote o long letter to the Postmaster-General apecify- inyz tho many fnstances of carelessness aud neg- ligenco on the part of the lucumbent in per- formiug her duties. A special agent was de- tailed from the Department to Investi- mate the case, and he reported the charges sustained, Mrs. Rushing wos removed, aud Mr. Cnilds made Postmaster in her place. Then came a letter to Judge Koy raying that Mrs. Rushivg had always perforinea her dutles inthe most matisfactory manner, pud been courteous to those with wtiom she came otllclally in con- tact, and extravagantly lsuding her merita as Postmlstress. This lotter was slgned by the business men of the town. Another speclal s sent to Eutaw, and he reported that ing wasdismissed without good cainee. Postmaster-General Key fnmediately re-ap- puintea her Postiistress, Last week be re- ceived o letter signed by Mrs, Rushing’s fu- dorsers sayini that they only meant thelr pre- vious petftion as a certlffcate of hier good char- acter, and protesting sgainst her reappoint- ment. It was to this lctter that Judge Key replied Tuesday, announclag bis determivotion not to change Postmasters at Eutaw sgoin ex- cept for good cause. Mrs. Rushing's salary is $570 per anpum. A NEW-YORK MINISTER ON BEER. The fier. Dr. lHuward Crosdy to a Sun Reporier. My fmpression {s that anything that would bring about the drinking of beer in place of spirituous liquors s dosirablc. I know that great efforts bave been made for the futroduce tion and popularization of beer 28 s beverage, and that it bas grown n favor, but I do not know anything particularly about the proposed reduction in its price. 1t that s practicable, 1 think it is certainly n very desirable thing, Ot course, people will drink-too much beer, as thoy will eat too wuch fuod ang drink oo wuch lee- water, but it would be a grand thing if the rum, tresst and the other passing through Exo's pand. The assassin fled, and made his escape. Juis sald that jealousy ou tho part of the actor s the couse” of the attempted murder, he paring sought the young lady’s hand and met ith at rofusal. Farly this evenlog an Insane person took up a osttion on the steos of the Lfayctte Avenue rm(m Church, and began dancing and hurrah- ing wildly,—brandisulng a navy revolver about }it head, and threatening Lo shioot any person who came near him, 11is threats proved no (dle toasts, for, as people commenced spproaching church, the manlac hegan shooting, firlng seven dots fn quick auccessiun, but fortunate- Jy Mhittiog mo one. Police-Commiasioner fmith, who was opposite, ea tho mm, and _speedily summoned a squad ¢f volice by mcans of the telegraph in tshouse, When the officers arrived the man S reated on the steps reloading his revolver, Jle was surrounded, overpowered, and captitred, Jiia name i3 understood to b Joseph Bchubert, hut nothings further s known concerning him. Intente excitement provalled fn the neighbor- Jowd during the shooting. ‘T'ne siroet is one of tne most foshionable fn tho city, nnd was thronged With prowenaders, whu took refuge ja adjacent residences and rematned there until the siegy was raised by the police. THE MILWAUKEE TRIAL. Svectal Dianatch to Ths Tridune, MiLwAuknEe, Wi, Aug. 4,—The jury in the Wheeter-Henderer murder trisl, after belng out about twenty hours, came fatocourt at 7:30 thls moruing, and gave in & verdlct, finding tho defendant gullty of manslaughter in the fourth degree. After the verdict waa given, and the jury were polied, counsel for the defendant im- mediately made a motion for a new trial. It was the general belief that there would bo a verdict of acquittal till the time for the jury to te out was 80 greatly prolonged, and thenit was Lelleved that there would be no agrecment, In oue view, it a ney trial {s granted Wheeler will Le better off than as if thero had been no ver- dict through o disagreement of the jury, as, under the Supremo Court decisons of this State, no verdict can fu future bo rondered which will place him in-greater jeopardy than he is at present, That {s, ho canuot, In'a new 1rial, be convicted of any other degree of homi- cide, tha fonrth being the lowest named fu the statutes. The motion for a new trial will be “argued on notiee, dpecial Dispatch to The Tribune. MiLwAUKEE, Aug. 4.—At 8 o'clock this morn- ing thie jury fn’ the Wheeler-Henderer murder- trial notified the ofifeer tne charge that they liad agreed on o verdiet ; nud Judee Mallory, Wheel- ery tho defendnnt, spd the attorneys were sum- moned 1o the Court-Tlouse, Their verdict was: “tiulity of mansiaughter in the fourth degree," ~the loweat gruds of homicldo umder thestatutes of thin State, the punistinent of which s {in- 1o authoritles will nut do. 1 challenge him to name the book and Ll ago of f Lhoso The young man had been giviug his views autharities which indoru cleas concociion | about éverything to uverybody for au unendura- ha han put forth re & cure for consumption. 1deny | ble half-hour, when the old_man safd, with nice that Lhere |8 Auything in theas works which justi- | courtesy, I beg your pardou, slr; but, if you fies him in sayluk that they have recommended his | bogin teaching everybody ot 18, when do you compound a8 & cure for consumotion, or attributed " 10 10'any carativa inienco upon deceased lunge, . | 18tend to begin learning anything " ‘Trousseat, in bis lectures, does not even mentlon A mature Phryne was making hersoll conspie- raw meat’ in conarciion with the treatment of | yous at the opera by lnllln‘lf oudly to the two t ommends It in some cares of | young men wfia accompanied her. **What a bad but adda that it 18 | axample that women Is glviog lier soun,” said, Zives in o stage-whisper, & spectator in an adjolning Lectares, vol, II., page 403,) | boX. No further disturbance from that source. ' loes y that charcual 18 a remiody of Of Love and Wits: Inlove-affairs wit helps great value In conenmption, as D'Unger asserts, cverything and decides nothing. Inthe pre D e A e wamicdly ™ it | ence'of a woman he loves & witly wan thin Creases tha liability to tubercles,” and aggravaies | 100 much of what huls golng to say aud not tliem sfter they A formed, (Vol. fl., mu 471,) | enoughi of what she Is about to hea lrol&{ So much for Tronaseau, Now for'the other | talkers should remember that love u‘fo ‘¢ aathorities of Paris, Londonm, Derlin, and | deal like the opern, where the llbretto, without Vienna." Neither Laennec nor Baron Louls | the music, the singers, and the scenery, does mentlon raw ‘meat or charcoal in the treatment of | 1ot count for much, the disease, and therefore could not have revarded them aa of *‘greut value," Dre. Williams, X, comes to losc his woman. It Is the third Walshe, . Cotlon, and Smith, distingaisied Pro- | tima that ho {s widower, At the coming-out of Icsxors and authors of London, and phyaicians to | the cemetery, a friend of his proposes tu recou- the great Hospital for Cousumption at Brompton, | duct bim in vehicie, e, with cmotion: Thank all fall torefer to D'Unger's meat-whisky-char. | —] prefer to return myself from it at foot coal nostrum, and are ovidontly wnaccountably | You know—~ne formshabita/ (Note: It haa 1gnorant of its great merlia aa o ** now remody for | 4 o8 REEEC G RIRI BRI H RS does consumption.” The truth is, any reference o een BUgZeatis ! b these authorities by D'Unger, nw iudorsing his | DOt r’cnroducu the Clroniques as thoy appear in nostenm orany similar compond s ¢'a vaiuable | the Parisian vapers. Docs the forcgoing look remedy for_consumption,” is like tho nostrum | as If b didn't!, itaclf, n wham, and intended only to afford - bim 's ‘means ' o encaps ont of 'a dificuie |, FTOM & '1";{:2“1’3'“ Yolume ol Momoley: tion. Ho liaa no- right to saddle upon any one n March, as very morry to sce my the worthless concantion of hls own Ignarance, | POUF young friend, Rouget do I'Isle, in extremo i not borald it to the public aa ** used in the | poverty and utterly unknown. Htruck with a ospitals of Europe and ‘thls country.” butasa | happy thought, 1 went to bim one fino mornlng new remed{ which he himiself had found oyt. It | and eala, *Houget, old fel, would you llke to it was previously,and fs now, 't nsod in the hospl- | write your namo on Fame's eterual bulletin. taw of- this country," it must bave besn well [ oarg]? *I would,' he erfcd. *Then write tho known and rocognized by all phyaicians of this | & Murgelliaise,”* satd I, * My fricud, my pro- f"“‘.’,‘.’.{,‘,,‘}{‘?,'2:,‘.‘;-,‘,’:!,.‘,‘,“..,":.“. T onethg neas | tector, you faspire me with new lifo,' he casped, ) W s .3 R vaTabiorwhat, s ho now admite: ho Knew Jt | ith gruteful emotion. One liourafter that, the wasnot new. And I think I have slready shown | * Marseillalse’ was writtent! tnat it Ia not yaluable, Coucerning diplomatists: There can be no b " Wflnlllfl’u{'llo u?r:gm:cuu'um-‘uv'fl:‘ga.;nr'. :};:q,:" Qiplomacy without a uniform, and this Is why ad'the matter that she I but a recent exudation | clurch-men are so successful in this feld, the from the alssecting-room. 8till, it cannat be, | ROWD beingz a uniform that is never put off. It ‘'here are so many viclous Inslnuations, coarse | I8 as necessary.thut a diplomatist should know flings, and statements devold of truth, as well as | how to write well as It 1s dangeroun for bim to .uJ.'. vein of cunning duplicity and premeditated | know that neknows bow to. Literary men, as quackery running through the whole of Gunalka's | a rule, make poor diplomatists; they think too conynunication, that it could only have been writ- | ;ych of cffects, aud not cuough ot ends. Du- ten by a man,—some doctor who rushed intolhis | ,ijcity may often be ndendly weapon, but it Is controversy between 1'Unger and me to mako caps | ginoys barreled. The hably of dissimulation i ital for himeelf, by insinuating that he knowaa el o el hides welnk) thing or two about consumption, i ho only chose | SOmething like the paiut which hides wrlu to tell, and doubtiess vxpecting to be usked to un- | but only on the vondition of rulning tho skin. burden himeelf of the wunderful ** cur * which | For o diplomatist, wit 18 nu indtspenstble com- racks his soul, Ity all meuns lot the mountain rnnlnn and an indifferent servant. Diplomacy labor; 1k may at least bring forth a mouse. s o business which can only be prosceuted coue Lefore cotnmencing to lay his foundativn, *‘Ga- | scientiously when it i3 dons unscrupulously. nalkn ** recognizcs the neceasity of clearing away s sipd i Eie b sy Sl | e wwroxooTATI AN ANrENT it, butas **awh t f4-not corract or equst to IRISIE INVENTION, something which **Gunaika" knows, Ie **should New Yonk, July 00.—7o the Editor of the Sun: Dot use thio formula 1'Unger yives for the reason | qyq oyestion Was recontly asked: “Is Edison that we buvo others of superior remodial valuo, *- asccret which the lnxlnllL public Is expected toask | the fnventor of tho phonographt’ With all " "Tis meat for the butcher to amand and deal ver. When alittle love leads to marriage, it may e sald that mite makes ritc. ‘What Is the difference between & watchmaker end & jaller] Oneaclls watchos and the other watches cells, What 1s the *difference betweens hungry man and 8 giutton! Que lopgs Lo cat and the other eats tov loug. ‘The small boy whose keen ken tells him just when to asx his daddy for a ceut has pronounced pennytration. In view of the culossal whoppers which St Louln {8 gullty of sedulously perpetrating, it i doubly appropriate for Chicagu tu style ber an out-lying town, A sallor, exhorting at a prayer-meeting In the ethel Home, sald that on dark, stormy nights, while on the bounding billows of the lake, be hiad often been greatly comforted by that beau- titul passace In Holy Writ, ** Falnt heart never won fair lady," —— SPORTING NEWS. Spectal Disvaten (o The fribuns. MILWAUKRE, Aug, 4.~The Maple Leaves de- feated the Dreadnaughts of Chfcago fu the presence of 2,000 people by the following score: Inninge— 123466789 Dreadnauchte 0oo Maple Leay Striken calle Harralan, G1; off Boleyn, 28; off Brown, 10, Tialla enlled—~On' Harraban, 15; on Boleyn, 11; on Brown, 6. s Baso hita—Dreadnaughts, 2; Maple Leaves, 1% ‘Tiwo-base hite—Delaney, 2; {lareaban, 1, Struck ont—Dreadnaughty, 105 Maple Leaves, G, Fpectal Dispateh to The Tribune. Burraro, Aug. 3.~Iu his trial of specd to- day, Rurus eclipsed all the records heretofore made in trotting, and put in the shade the 2:14 of Goldsmith Mald, which stood unequaled for 80 many years unti} Karus trotted toto the same notch at Clevelaud last weck. 1o to-day's race {t was not expeeted that the horse would equul hie Cleveland performance, as the track at this place is not consldered as fast as that at the former ¢ity, but in the second heat he trotted the mile fn 2:13%, sud was sppa- rently within himuself at the finisn. Tols per- formance gives Karus the credit of the fustest heat on recond, and he now stan: with the fastest milc on record (2 fostest mile ou a half-mile track fastest first heat (2:143§), the fastes heat (2:18%), the fustest third heat (2:14), and the fastest three consecutlve heats on recurd 414, 2116, 2:14). ¢ tine of the 2:13%{ heat to-day was as fol- First quartcs g sccouds; second quarter, 825¢ scconds; third quarter, 83%¢ scoe fourth quarter, $43{ ecconds. ~ Mile, table, One of the absurd finages to him frresis- tible was a mermmd over a fist-kettle cooking her own talll ~ Anottuer Englishmsn, a enn- temporaty of the poor clerk of the India Offce, cotning late and making It up h{ zo\nxir [L104 carly—a contemporary who probably did not even know of Lamb's existencs duflng his life, although Lamb's later fame now whélly over- thadows his own, Sydney Smith, to-wit—ia alwaya_talking and writing of dinners and din- Ing: " Luttrell catne uver for & day, from where I know not, but | thought not from good pasturcs; at least, he had not hia usual soup- and-pattie look, There was a forced smfle on hts countenance, which seemed to indlcate plain roast and bolled, and a surt of apple-pudding depreaston, as it he had been staving with & clergyman. He waa yery lfll’!elhlt, but spoke tou lightly, I thought, of veal soup.’” Luttrell, it 1s to be feared, was u man who would speak dl!n:lgem(ully of the equator. ‘To Bydney Bimith, huwever, a great debt of gastroncrle gratitude 1s duc. It is he who brouxht poetry to the ald of the palate, and set forth tuo making of & salad in rhyming lmlil and ehorte, Now, althuugh purists in ralads repudiute utterly the heresles they discover it Bydney Smith's recelpt, yeuit I fitting that s poetical cook-book should begin by agaln guot- ine t. It occasionally goes the rounds of the papers. but few people know exactly where to put their hand on §t when needed RECEIPT YOR A WINTRIL SALAD. Twao large potatoes passed through kitches-sleve Unwonted roftness to the saiad give. Uf mordant wustard add a ringle apoon— Distrust the condlment which bite too soon, Ibut deem !t nut, thou man of lietby, & faull To add a double quantity of sslt, Thrce times the aton with oll of Lucea crown, And once with viuegsr procured from town, Truc fiavor needs it, and your poet hega The pounded yellow of two well-boiled egae. Let onlon-atoms lurk within the bowl, ‘And, scarce suspected, animate the whole, Ana, lastly, on the flavored compound toas ‘A magic teaspoon of anchuvy-sauce, Then though Rreen-turtio fafl, though venison's succeednd. ufter %, Jears of stady and axperiment, in ublalalogly ever, ther ba: elght ¥ filstilation from Vegetable §f the canttstence: of Jeily, w ey vell tnfalibie cure for every kind of Skin Disease, from & enmmon Pimple to the worst case of Salt Jtheurm, Scali Head, of Dandruft. GUFICURA fs earnently belleved Lo be tha aniy past- tive Spacific iiemedy for the cure of Bsit Kuesm uvr Ferama, ilingworm. Tetter, Pofhes. Chin Whelk, Paoriasts. Itch, Ground iteh, Barbers Tteh, Red and Materated Plmples and Blathes, iack Heads, Gruns or Worms, Unnatursl ftedness of the Now sod Face, Hougn sud Cracked BXing, aoul ail Vesleulsr, Scaly, and Pustular Eruptions snd {rritations of the Skin, Beald flead Dandrnm, ey, Thin, and Falitng iatr, Sroma: is 1aldneas, and &l kealy Frantions, [tentngy st ritations of the ¥caip; Cuts, Wounde, Uralses, Bcalls, Baras, Blind and ttehing I'fles. Paln and Indammatton; Rbeammatism snd Affections of the Mascics and Juintsg Bore ‘ihrat, Diphtheria. Croap, Ao, aen Vererinarr Serofala. serufulo miaiied free oo recript of Drice—o0 co €1: large boxes, contalning two and oue-lalf tiucs the anantity of small, and therefors much the cheaper for chironic cases, §1, PPrice ot Cutlcura Resolvent (can be sent by express per bottie: 8 bo! s for $5. 3 & POTTRIL Wholesalo Dirug- ., Boston, Mae, 170 T, The BreatSkin Cure., Wioleasle Agenta—Fuller & Faller, Van Schasck, Sievenson & Co.. Lord, Htoutenburan & Co., 1. A, Haribut & Co., Totman & Kinz, Moreltow, Fluiuiner & Co.. Chicaen, ~ SANFORD'S | amaica Ginger The Quintessence of Jamaica Ginger, Choice Aromatics, and French Brandy, 18 deliclous. harmiess, and strengthening sabrtitute for all kindsof stimulanta. It prompuly relicyes Dys- peraia, Oppremion sficr Eating. and every species of Tndixestion, correcta all disturbances of the Btomach and Bawels, prevents sickness from chnge of food, water. or olimate, cures Cramp and Paina, breats ap Cotda, Chille, and Fevers in one night. It promoter perspiratian, restores the circulation, warma, strenxth- ans, and Iuvigorates the body, quists the mind and ner vous forces, and Induces refrashiug sicep, For tho young. the aged. and the fnfirm, an land or ses, under all ctreamstances sud couditiona, this grest pnacea ot health stands withoat aa equal ia the vastand bolxy catalogue of the mataris medics. Bowaro of diiuted* 20d worthless Imitations recommended by dealers for o tough, And hum“nml turkey are not bolled enough, Serenely full the epicurc may ray, *Fate cannot harm me—1 hsve dined to.day!* Now, tho Amerlcan who has known n delivate and refited ealad of celery or lettuce, with n mayonnalse dressiug, will fail to fivd anything but fault with the heterodox principles of tha Euglish poct, But, consider his caso-—~conaider how barbarous the Briton !s in the making of sulads, heretlcally heaplug togetber ball o huodred {nconiruous and conflictini vegetables, to the total destruction ol the subtile harmony whichisbould rule asalad as muchasa symphony —cunsider_thls, aud the poet-preacher I8 par- donable. It s an snonymous disciple who has rhymed for us a receipt for the making of the nattonal dish of Euglavd, the especial delecta- tion of the aweet-tonth of the Britlsh Hon, the plum-pudding—an English nmnuLm!y once, but now freely compounded by the ~ Ingenfous Yankev, aid packed in cans, and vended here aud there over the surfuce of the giohe, spread- NUPFALO DRIVING PARK. 1n tho 2:20 class, 2,000, di i J him to reveal for the benefie of 8 suoring world| . rin, and bronay drinkers should becomu beer- L ing everywhere a knowledgo of the British blil. oo g‘l'u%(x),fll;dn';a" enerionral tha Hs o '\"i",n:?,:,',’,g:;g'.:’;;*“fi'?u,fi“;‘,n;;gL'»:cg ?:: c‘,r\::,l,;;,";{,' ?,‘,’.TT(,E,SZ:'::.::“:;::" ‘::: driukers instesd; it wuulld.u:unw createst step 113 gttare, {lml sowlug everywhers tho sceds of | purpases of @aln. Never forges to nak fox, snd fosts ¢hld i o oue o e X n i y toward temperarice that has ever been taken. 0 5 u | ‘ndigestion: upon hariog, ";ll‘l‘nrllt' Wwhich way linposs @ mivfmum of either mn;, h:’l‘:l“'uh:l id (n‘“flfi:‘w&’f dhs lnrndudll known to thepugan Irish Druids and the guatha- | If wa could get all sensible people to look at 8 2 2|\ POETICAL NECIPE POR ENGLISH PLUM-PUD- Rt » 2 Pty tho whols quart of, Afrty water nul Jecayed meal | de-danans before the sccond arrival of 8: Pat- | this thing in a calm way, and by tho right Light, $87 DING. TILE BLOOMINGTON ROBBERY. ugree,"and that *‘any other view' of the case | rick. Ho foundthem at Taraand at varlousother | I think we could soon gut the great miass of the % 3 § | Tomakea plum-pudding to Englishmen's taste, = ‘Spectal Dipaich fo The Tribune. wn:fl‘rl b forced and abaued places on bis mission. Ho couldn't undérstand | Public to accept that positlon, = 4 7 dp | pusiiuu be satenend wthiog Bewasin, o onitia 5 BroosTo, 1ll., Aug, 4.—This morning & | g iher bach of Bilinger; for it shows that | tho mechanleal construction of thets, buty re- | quidt feol very much as Moyor Ely docs—tit 1 bar L alas ; Bold by ofi Wholesale and Metall Druggista, Grocers, letter was recelved from Chicago which is of | his prescription fa of far romedial valuo™ | garding them as objects of pagan worship, de- | would not want to impose o lecose to all those Xite, | Also suet from oxen, and of flour a p:::‘ul. and Dealers In Medicins throughout the United States fnterest fu connectlon with the robbery of L, L. | thaneome **Guoaika™ knowa of, his theory ot | gtroyed them wherover found, Thepagan Irish | mild driuks any more thun to ecll soda-water gimd Ot elirun wall candled, or leman as g sad Cansdus, . With moluses and sugar, éight ounces. | wonld, Tnto this firet compound next mnst be hasted A nutmeg well grated, ground giuger well tasted, Alun aalt to presceve It of such x tearpaon full; Then of wmilk balf & pint, and of frest egys fake trao, and the doses given nre **inadvert ok **absur clears away Dvdnénr.“;'-fgbhgf also had some systemn of telegraphy, or other {Illnlcl;l:y b 'n‘lu[m the -!clk 10 -‘lmn by nold- | means of rapid‘comimunication, which was sub- ng ont to them false promises ls n yreat wrom s Which onght (o bo_ pramplly exporedir tYet,d | sequently, kuown to tho Dancs, who oo continuos **Gunatks,” **thls man has been for | quircd tu fsland. 3 4 yeurs steadily aud ‘perslatently odveethaing tnat | 9red years' sojourn ou to laland. It wos this constitutional tment {u unt of place in con- | kuowledzo that made them powerful; clse mmpflonvhll 1t {s worse thanuseless,nnd that the | bow could they, living fn holes or caves un- only rellublo treatment o Ly fnhalation.” Doos | der the ground, scatiercd alinost over the cntire ++Gunalks ™ know what meanat 1t soy.ta not I Holmes® bank fu Blovmington last week. The letter was stamped in Chicago at 3 p, . Satur- day, Upon a balf-shect of mote-paper was lmmcd with & pencell: “You need not Jook th Sloomtngton fur the fortv-five hundred. It is fnwy Ykick? In Chleago,” The printing ap- pears to be the same as thal on the papers on the desks tn the bunk on the morning after tho robbery, as related by Thursday’s TRIBUNE, aud lemouade. It would be necessary, how- over, if the traflic were made free of license, to exerclse great care that strong liquors were not. sold under the names of aleund beer, I have 1o present means of knowing whether a reduc- tlon In the prive of beer is practicable or nut} or, {f it {s, whether the burden of hat reduc. tiun should fall upou the brewers or the retali- ers, But If it can be made, it should be, and tho subject i worthy of swerfous and close in- vestlgation. All stiould be done that can be DAMAGED GOODS, 45y A 1n the 2:26 ¢lay Nuncy Hack Next tle up in o bag, juat s round an you can, it 1t 1uto capacious and eitable pan, Then boll for eight hours juet as hiard as yon can, This fellow is but arhymster; he brings 1o the taek pelther the ietricat skill nor Lhe poctic nix; Tie surc lflolr this that you properly mix. atitutional treatmont | island, asscmble shnullancously, aud give bat- tion, lnlhuwldm-nd’ tleto the Gacdbil? Ir is surmised by sotno - 2 ¢ deceasor, aud ho s as readil: HNEAYVY ROBHERY, Ta b writers that they used signal Il.gnu from tho | done to remove unnccessary profits uud Jower | douarch Kule,., fervor of his pred 0 y ¢ - R raths or forts In which thoy lived; but I thiuk ¥ surpassed fu the making of culinary couplets s New Youy, Aug, 4.—Jobn C. King, plekle- :L‘,’,“' 10 or Pt e Boace ety | the theory fmpracticable, Decaumo tho lrish | B¢ Cvst of thls BEVSTaRy 10 COnBuIons: Juarter. his_countrymen are In tbe coucoeting of the manufacturer, BT3¢ Vesey strect, was robved | % " biood, producing more speady Sl | were well orzanized, and coutinualiy oo the “PVE CAUGIIT A NIGGERS iung puddiog ftseif, An American poet, Mr, W. A, Saturduy nlzbt of 319,00 in United States 4 | more pnwu‘r,lul cnmllllulh)nll effects than can Lo | Jookout f‘t)r any such evidences of o suddon Waskingtan Reoublicany kR 1 l.‘mfluli mlrl)llluz‘mfl lnl:nl .'lon ‘{l‘x"" lxlli salt ver cent, boinde, 810,000 in currency, and BLO0 | FELe, o8, otch 1 5 itorkmior this facsy | - Twe. gutha-de-danans and the Drulds, who | = Quite a seusation was created at a privato | 5% iy il D ity fngolds Entrance was effected through the | ypgt Goes ho mean by speaking of iuh: ne as lnvenwfithu talkiog and musical machines, and | bouse in this clty recently, which has caused h First cateh clams—along the ebblng ed; Jouf, and the thief, breaking opena closet, sc- | **local treatment, aud of medlcines. given by . 4 In the speclal-trial purse, Rarus went with a | First catch your clams -alank g edees Lrntl e ot ining thie moncy aud bonds, | the stomach os ** eonSHILIONAL trestiaeas T Are perfected and improved the arts, sciences, and | much amusement at the expense of the ladies | runniug horse, At the couclusion of the fourth | OF sallne coves you'll find the precious wedges, BY WATER, AT BTORES OF CARSON, PRI & £0 West End Dry Goods House, Madison & Peoria-sts. With packs up, lurking 1o the sandy bottos Pull tn your irou rake, apd lo1 you've got Tiake thirty larga anhes, puts basin u And clcave with knife the ‘Add wator (tnree quarte) to the nutive liquor, Bring 1o 0 boil (and, by-the-way, the quicker 1t bolty the better, it you'l do it cutely), Now »dd the clams, chopped np Aud mincad ml- of two respectable familics. One night a burly negru broke fnto a house, and, while searching for valuables, aroused s young lady, who, in the dim lliht, could seo thero was a man in the room, and, under the lnpression that It was her own brother, wi is o somnambullst, said, heat of the 8:3 class he came on the track, The balance of the fleld was drawi, Harus nade the first il without a skip in 2:17: th first quarter in 355 seconds, the half In and the threc-quarters in 1:43, In the second trial llarus broke st the quar- ter-pole, and Splun was unable to get him down before running aud skipping for neurly & quar- and, taking it to the top floor, broke It oven, strewlng the worthless portiun of the contents over th ttuor, KILLED IN A FIGDT. Caimo, Hi., Aug. 4.—At o barbecue yesterday iven by the colored people at Caledonla a gen- iy 'S | mechaulsims, wero the electriclans, astronomers, r::g::?‘!.n:?d::: HH?EH 7 e o ",’,’;"fi!fi:" Inventors, musiciaus, historints, pocts, priests, uction I cutirely local. They do not enter inta | Clc, of ancicut Ireland, When Europe was al- the blood or mifect the general organlam, They | tust entlrely sunk in barbarism and futellecte cxpend thelr action on the parts with which they | ual darkness, the Druldicat fustitutions fu Ire- cotae in contact, just s bluwing spray Into the | land were the only scats of lesrning where windplpe from anatomizor t purcly local, while | the sciences wera encournted aud brought juto an {ho other hand, remedies reduced to vapor and | ju)i devolopinent. As men of sclence, they s {uhated 1utG tru Iinys act Loth locally and" consti- ! “Jonn, what do you want1" This eliciting no e b t inntes, st lght occurred, In which, W Freeman und | thduuany, 5 ale writor il ol Srlclos ‘o B o e abuo SkAlch srults” | rewponse, and stll bellevii it to bo ler brother, | Lot s mile,”the remuiudor of th iile, trot- | ANOT 8 4 L SCEL LS TR s orge Rutlvdgo were Klled, N0 a e o | o orars b oy utca. Sust 11 | Look, akalu, at tle evidences of archltecturai | 4he put lier and upon the arm of the intruder, | LAC, SO, Arat turu aud ucted so badly that | Tumaliunus depth, whora il the “wmolluska E 15C0, Aui, 4, L Wi . G ¢h wre yet 1o a 3 s b ached, when ks ntter, day, In a quarrel, shot and killed Willlam J, ;:.-m:li‘m‘ &mzfi;flm&fg .wlll:: 1-‘1"1“;“;:“3“1;;“. mx"nllfn :’L‘}'fi,’fl"‘flxfik" :Jfi“:»l»?{»'h‘." '\:'u‘ltfl the ,"“.,,o,f,,,, reallzed o, once, and, clingn. | Svlan brouzht b to & standiull, After 8 | pou fahigeponns of flonr and four f uitar, Wiison, 8 natlve of New York. Hoth'sre mew- turn up and down the home-streteh, the word Lers of tho Fire Department, was glven, and, with hut a single skip at the three-quarter pole, tho beat mile on record was made—g:184 ¢ irst quarter, 813g¢ half, 1:098¢; three-quaricrs, 1:3834, Bplav was wildly clicer- ed. ing both haunds in the wool, sho aroused the whole bouschold by scieanin; D've cought a nlgger!™ The mule members of the family rushing in, the negro broke away, snd dushed throngh a closed winduw. As he did so e was sclzed by the nether A pint of milk, suina papper to your natlon, And claow necd salfing, aithough born of ucean, Rewove frou fire (f much botled they will ployed. couldn’t bave been built without the aid of Dut s ** Gunaika” as Ignorant as he pretenda to | powerful machinery, the use of which they ey orl thie s cunoloy tricic 1o bambaualet it | cvidently underetood. public who ho presumes do not know the differ- Bome historiaus sssert that the Drulds were onco between local aud conutitutioual uction. He | forbidden by the Inviolable rules of thelr lusti- sayaho has **a bigh Opiulon of inlsiation as un | tytlon to divulge to the peopls any of thelr ON THE INSIDE, New Youx, Aug. 4.—>Michael Hahn, former Becretary of the wrecked Teutonla Savinge suller, find that lidia-rubber lan't tonehe dil thre freah ey welll beaten, ————— d iL's ready Lo be eaten, = djunct,” and yet pretends not to know that ,, gormunts, which, giving way, be landed the % Frull of the wi Dank, 1, efault i N % | theorics ur to commit them to writtug, Thuse b h . Fuit ik o . b 2t e e | S e one Uraeniorie: | wire compuie vrses, wod resslSa e | M uh gt e, st Tarht | gl SISO AR |t et Wet, Carpets, It 1a uad critmlus cutious will Heuays: **Tbestatement that Inhalation will | menu BV AL B0 hors | o ood (whit ¢ A ‘Fwelvo months agu an organized band of tiflate th “ Uit IR AU probSU Vo | Meraras | Tosststsient ot mbetntion il | aintaln thas books werowritten, but destroyed b g fnverit | outlaws overran this conory, defylue the taw [ 97500 BL Tlow i1 the uame of COTWON can he afirm | by Bt. Patrick, who dreaded, if ths knowledge that slnce e Is s0 ignorant of what bs meant by the | contalned In those works was dissemiuated form fubwiation trestuteut ue (o spesk of it w4 | ginohe the people, they would become as argu- wonly local, “Ihie only **inkalation '’ o can have | pentative and as stubboru in thelr reslstance to any knowledge of or expericice In muut bethe | Christinusty us the Jeamed Druldv. At ail spraylng of Lo thioal byt stean atuintzur, Walch | gyuney, ovidences which vnce exiated of the 2 in fact no lnhalation st all, I3t sitico hu docn N0t ageea with 1'Unger, nor | beliixeuce, power, aud greatnuss of the pi with e What doce ho beliuve tu? Liere we ‘bava | Iriehara simost—In fact, entlrely—oblitcrated 1t explatned tn terine which must ba perfoctly 1 and lowt, telligible to renders of Titx ‘PiinuNy, especially 10 Mr, Edison had pcen alive at the period ta those puor consumpti; who are yeurniug 1ot | mentioned, und an Irishman, be would now be siory 1 Tutalation 188 goud thing, but IEwill | recopnized we o Druld. Writcrs and compilers Are not these the very ditbyrmmbic rhapsndies of gastronos rhymiug? Invhyws 1t Is the equal of the Rev, Syduey’s, sod ‘in reason far superior. But the best of wll ruatronoinie poe- 1ry 18 certaln maxims condenscd into counlets by Mr. S8am Ward, » Vestibuli Rex,” and king of culinary counoisecurs, They are somewhat {n the styleof the whist maximata which «il players seek to be true aa thenundle to the pole, Mr. Ward bas not contived biwsclf to the con- cocting of but ouu dish; be i su appreclative epicure, and delizhts in all, celebratlng tho Wot Sheetings, - Wet Cottons, - Woet Linens, . ‘Wet Flannels. ‘Wet Blankets, ———— ‘Astouishing & Frenchman, p: ineinnati Commercial, Tho amouiit of |nlormiation that Cowles, the witor of the Cleveland Leader, contrived to ln- Art ta the French on his way to Parts Is'surpris- ug, when wo cousider that be dfa not speak the funguuge of the people, und that they did not sieuk o Amcrican tongue; Ho suis o soon made Miem understand at Calais thit ho was an American. Now, he need not have been at the shightest trouble to do that, for the fact under @ solu In the purlor, The fnmates of the house, who ure particularly nervous about burg- lurs, shut themsclves fu tho sume purlor whily the mwale pupulution was enfured In searching the other rovws for the futruder; but, not ind- infl bit, o8 & lust yesory ||x:, urlur was seargliod, und he was found fu the fondition and placs as befors stated. ‘Pho shrisks™™! the lndies that rent the alr upon the discovery that they had been closeted with a desperato burclar, and o negro at that, aroused the whols neizhborhood, and dclnudnnnz upon peaceabls citizens, No wau's Jife or property was safe trom this gang; they rubbed and murdered with upunity; they boasted of their lawless explolts on uur strect curuery, and threateued with violeace any per- suu who should presute to Interfers with thelr doing, The princioul wembers of the gang were Jease Evany, Tom i, Frauk Dal Bob Martin, Grorce Davis, *Buffaio 1LY mid Nicholas. Provincio,—thesy conatitnted the worklg portion of the orhgiual gung, others did the Wding, The Indegendeat cou : nced bt King, i ! 4 ecuuso ** ¢ doce not aupply thote | Gt Triah bistury aud traditions would b % | us wellas a pollceman, gud the fellow was ¢ wood poluts of cach, and seeking, it tmay, bo to Wet Cloths that be was un Awcrican, aud lable to make | Mitsometic substances on_sehich fhe' yreatest P e A sl wull bow sbeuk | narchod off, The negro suid that when tue | Werfare upon this wu o been | yeal the defects of each: s the Euge scream ab 8oy woment, must have fl‘.:f.fi‘u'f&xffi ,'.lfle'f O iere the semret Is outew | OF bim 88 0 wagician why practiced tho demo- LRAD. continued without ¢ u mouths 'I«"l'\?-nn-:c Tobater-nance witn aslmon, lul? caught bold of htm he bud 8 Kknife, which he intended to use it luterlered with, but the ery, % I've caughit a nigeer,” so staggercd hiim S atogenetic substaces" ara what 1 required to | Discal arts ot juagical fucantution; und his use- been clear to them™ the moment B o o Treanit cure all Curabla | ul auid benvticlal fuyeutions would now be ex- ago this gaug, and its supporters, Lnded Tand suw a *funny-looklog gendarme 1 X our roasted lamb on. o ilfeed press, boasted that they would crusn tho | 08 i rr b senee T ) Veal-cutlet dip 1 egi aud bread-crumb, ‘Wet Dress Goods, T ¢ ] t ail thie mesast 1t | tioct sud forgotien, like those that once existod . wbent oub ot existeuce. " The Iudependent | Fry w & brownish red comq, B erible whurd, ol esmendog | Cuen L st S e Totende | e, TOMAD I- Duowwaw | Witk b foreot to o vo wnt) it was oo ate, ™ | SRS b Bcome of he Fang | ek Glurere checusui wacura Wet Black Goods, used to see when 1 was @ bos.” e taok tho sbouzfe the public.' 1l ¢ wub- ——— ey Vet us AMaxe the oy erisp, but not 100 by A MUTUAL HUNT. Maf. Bandwith, Maj. Buarrus, and Lieut 1n dressiog eal With two hard yolks, uss on 'S raw. Your wutton-chops with baper cover, , ntad i (sw see Tom Hill=Killed while attempting (in com- pauy with Jesse Evans) to rob sud munler o hbfltrll.' IMPOSING ON A JIUSBAND, eans, buttermilk aud hor por 5 3 ud watercreed, wilk, supsr, woluasca—in Puiladeluhta Times, f_rcumlluu to get futo Frincs without suy rench money, and, getting bls dinner, put dowy o baltsovereieu, and tock the change Wet Prints, : . b c T s which 1o aro | ‘The Public Bquare fa o resort much patron- | Fraucis, thres Britlsh olllcere, receutly went out | sheep erder near Tulerosa, on which occasion | A ni'mike them awber- brown all over, e el wian who khew WhaL o Was Rettioir, | Aecostarhea 1o saico satiaty Mzor and repair the | fzed by tha sleeby of botl sexes, reganticss of | 40 hunt pantbers near Ahwed-Nuzwur, They | Evaus waa sbot through the welst. rotl hghtly your beefsieak—to fry 1§ ‘Vet Calnbrlcs' Le Frenchmun who was makiug his thauge kuew better, Mo has such customers every day, and makes thelr fguorance cost them wt it 10 per cent ou each small traneaction. Dinuer over ag Calals, there were fifteen_min. utes Lo apure before Lhe traln started fur Paris. is was u vreclous ‘bit of time. The able editor improved 1t as follows: I examlued the driving-wheels of the engine.and ¥ aarprived 10 8u0 1hat thy Hauyey were not wory then three.fousths of au Inch in hight, Mgua and inforwed the vogiover LLat \n America thy fauges wers about twice 4 higb. Mo replicd fu Frezeh aud in pantowime, evidently wishing e 1u understand that the dAsnxes od bis cugine T plenty Ligu cnough. Ly auderstood exouyn of Enzlish 10 knuw the wesning uf the words Aietica™ and thaif-mile,” I toid b, in word®and paitomime, hat 1n Auierics out loco; Lotives trequently drew trains half s mile loag. L ud vuce ween sith & (raim of empty cars uni tho Lake-Shore. 1le snowed by nis countcoance Lis astontsbuivnut ob wy slatenicut, 84 Do Lraln @Ore \bsy Balf thit leugth bad ever been hasled by a iyl loconotive in Earope, judging from what L scen oo far, Ho sicppeda fon fect overton notof railway-cwployes, and wparicd to thvm what 1 had asid, Forthwith tagie were lively esticulatious and rapid talklug in French, sll with fhwulabed expreniong on Lhelr couutcuances, _.guu frequent {uoks uud poluting of Lauda at we. ey were evideutly diecusaing whether wy atate- WLt couid poasibly bo true. o ‘the sercue confidency of the able editor, tnat Frank Haker—Killed oo the Pecos Bob Martin—In fail at Franklin, Tex., charged with murder. * Buftalu Bill '—Rusticatiog in the Peulten. tingy for ove yeare. Nicholas Provioelo—Gone to meet his fricnd aud vorade, *Butfalo BilL" Five years is the tho 2iven him to redect upon Lis past conduct. George Davis—ludicted, but “can g0t be found.” Jesse Evans—rersecuted martyr. When we take a reirospective view of the PAs twelve woaths, It occurs to us 1hat the contest betwean the *Gang' aud ths Jude pendent nas uot turued out well fur the * Guug."” Arguee conlempt of Chiriatian dlet, Kidueys s Sue avor puin Iy stewiug them 1u good champaguoe. Buy stali-fed pigecns; when you've got them, The way 10 covk thetn Is 10 poL them, ‘T rosst spriug chickens is 10 spoil ‘em— Juat eplit 'eto down the back and brofl ‘em. 11 ¢tves true epicures the vapors To see botled mullon winus capers, datly and hourly wasto of the vody, How gauteful lur. Any day, bonches full of d s o Sneibal | colur, Any day, bonches full of men and women Bl 0 e b bt semeuiber | way bo ssen doriuz, with thelr heads agatnst bucured aniess you use "hllwl‘"tlflfi their neiglbors shoulders, whether the nelgh- » peser furget bt or me fur WOIE- | 1ors be black or white 3 and such 18 are not doz- wero sittlug under the shade of au enormnous sabur bush when a panther came out to huny for British oflicers. A putive went round bue. hind the bueh, when the pauther bit s arm, The oflicers, heariug the nolse, ran around the bush one, way Lo uelp their servuut, but the punther ran around the bush the other n{, uud ‘grabbed Ma), Barrus Ly the srm, It ot ashell uxmn*h its ribs, and strutghtway bouuded back Into the burh as Fupldly us ft bade dssued themce. Bloues were thrown juto the bush to bnu.i 1t out, but it sueak: ut at the other side ayd wos & bundred yards away ere s retreat wus observed. 1t wis ired upub sud knocked down with & bullet through the leg. but ot up and reached'suother bush. Ma). Sandwith threw in UG L0 mako ft break cover, and was suc- cussful, for though at teu vands! rauge hu und Licut. Francis blt o in the chuet With two shiells, it kuocked bit down and begun woees ing biw. Finally, by vlusiug i to the ground witl u spear sod Aring thres bullets juto It at a0 closs u range sy to buro 1te skin, the panther was juduced to dlo, wich i teeth fast ixed in 3aj. Gandwith's thigh, so that {ts mouth bsd tobe forced open ‘with s kmfe. May Ssud- whl‘Ihhl'uMan o three places o tue leg wud thigh. Wet Hosiery, ete. subatance: g tbe wyatery.un wbicis your, very lves depend eally, Ar. Editor, ALBO AT North Side Dry Goods House, North Olark & Erie-sts., Same Goods as atthe West End Store, excepting Carpets. ) ) it fa 4 pleusuro t e, wuch | fug are generally argulug on politics. A-youny o "u‘:‘a ';‘!-GgKNI' l,";! v lfl’m‘; e, I"'.‘J::'uj:.l‘l colored wan sud & whito man oceupled one of e 5 b terday norniug, und wers 24 Lo bids s wisdoun behlng & nomi v platy. these benches yesterday Ry 'Of course lia does mot agree with e (n regard to | talking on the” great guestion of thg day,~ u stment of cousuwption, How could be, | Suclalim, o] s I Lave oot pointed wut snd suflicteutly b “fuin't no use,” sald the white wan, who Lroad- ouldeml‘ stout Individual, in his shirtsleeves; ‘caphal’s gut to come’ down, aid the laborin' wan's got 10 have equal_ rights with the rlcl mon. '8 boun' to come, It can’t uce—lew make 16 1Ight, alas e 16 goud with biuedab or with Dase. Nicu oyster-sauce gives Zest to cod— CuE e 4o Buked1s mooe Epad. wuffed and baked, 16 most deliclous; Thwould uave aleciritd Avicius. Koo asted 1u paate, & baunch of mut: A Toxas landit. h mabe ascellce play tho grotton Sain Bass, the Texas bandlt vhief, who maet e —— his death a week ago while trylug 1o replemsh How Many Flies Aro There 7 lits pures from the Kound (Tex.) Baok. ) Lawiston (Me.) Journal was & Hooster boy from Miwcheh, Ind., where We all know what dice are. and we all know two of his brotbers and four slsters gatl live. | $bat they arg o uuisance. But juit how great a Hie was born in 1851, aud went Lo Teyas as | nuisauce, s [litle paivatakiug will serye to show berder when 19, where cawblivg ana borse- §- At the bouse of the Rev. Mr, Haskell, on Bare raciog brought him 1wto the sucicty and splrit | Jeis sitcet, & pateut y-trap bap beew io use a of recklesy men and dissolute wole ass | lew weeks, und souething hike ten duys ugo the organized '8 robber baud smoug the desperatc | Owner of thé trup becun to wuke au setual characters on the Rio Graude border, sud tirst | count uf the prisonurs, the count being wade emerged ltg potoricty last’ September, when | 8¢ ubous 7 g'clock euch morulag, It s proper b and bis yang took $50.00 fn Calffornia (.old .10 ay thaj there are screens fu every windaw, from » Uniqp Pacific tralo at Big Svriogs, Neb, | and a screen door to the kitchen, The trup was 10 —1ho uiber remaing, aud lo Do you ask wust it jet ** Listplogical b Merctful oweryd Way did my Alina Matee 0 | [y e edical edurat it 10t o | but l tologicu) mesus in the i ption, | tectl, sud suewereds *f Dat's what I wanus ** Hiatology " means general anatomy. iator | sve, Lut, it scems to me I's 8 long whtle logical," pertainiug @ gouersl snatomy, aud | comin'.t 2 hece ‘the trealment ' of cousiuption by Ll 18"l come,—Juat you mind it t'won't,” sald im0 stacret eaatset AN o br ey | 11O e ‘ can' B 1 omy. Jlow emigbtening A man," 3 w:) thie musk by L0 your resdurs, aud how {ncstiaa- | nt.;}‘u‘,",'o :fi.’:‘;&m?{u"m‘“\f o ‘:,fil" 7 \: oglea treatiaent 14 BOLYEry elcar 10 my inind, ualcas st bo | | ‘At this Juncture, u little colored girl, who ip fullowing tho sucleat practice meutivned by | hau beeu fuoking for sowebody in the squsre, Paris 1o lus ¢ Pharmacalogl 'L: such ux ths powder | cauie toward the beoch whers the two lnen sat, uf u baked toad, the entrails of & polecut, ete. | uud was greeted by tuscolured man with: Voeey certaliny are u-mtl:uql biswlogich) weans, S Well, youny gal, what's upt” 5 und uy be wiat ** Guanks " intends,—if, ladeed, | - v Mother wants ,w'u"hu the little colored SAILING TWICE A WEEK FROM N:v.lb Yerk to Queenstown, Liverpool, and Londen. € from $30 to §70 curreacy. Kxcurwua Tiws Britaid aud drewad. o eiiiia 354 further ta For sl g ARG mation apply to _uuf‘fj‘_.flfif.'gyk-n._ rk " North Gorman Lloya, Uirs, 4 +} Most of the robbers were strajzitwyy captured | placed io the dining-room, with the result us £ > ® koW just what the Frenchimen were talkig | By huows biniecit. i % 5 The steawere of this Company Wil sl evacy Satur . Tusiou, | fall { in th! gk, ‘The wages of sin (Ah 5lu) are 75 cents for Ja | with thelr sbare of the pluuder, but Buss fled Muruing of July 13, 159 flies; 16th, Viiee T o sk beautiiul besiops L sip. aoconciusion, Ll tosce 1o this communteation | By, o want ina fo'1 wsked thocolored | sozen piecos.os Bopion Post B e e e e S “Hoaea rom 830 1skh, 137 10, S13; 300, 40 g e TERr St v o do 3 i ) 2, Lo Boutbainpt nysrepresentation of inbalation, while vigteuding | W8, stretchiog bls legs and yawn! 3 myd to understund it The puwarouw sod e jurcyriate * 8be wante you to keery dem clo's home dat Use Of TeFiis Oi UG, Sulusibmtind o Vaike W Lo ] bt duns tuuk Lo de wask" place 10 place Just sbead of theoficers v pur- | 21st, 6735 24, 0, The larger pro- ud | portlouste number from the 18th onward is ut. tributed 1o greater cace fu keeplug the bat well don_Havre, and Brewen, Sri cabl, cibla. $oa. old: suerage, §0 cureency. For frul PRI W g0 010G Groeu, Sow suie- A schooner of beer fur Bve cents™ Is trans- o U 1u Frauce, 1f¢ way thluk the French perlecy s i the raliroad bustcos. Howeve i sult. Between the 224 of ast February Aprll 20 b stupped sud plusders, lated by 8 Freneh Luwspauer so as 1o read, turce T