Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 24, 1873, Page 5

_THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBUNIE: BROILED BRAINS. ‘Some of the Effects of the Heated Term. Trying to Get Up a Journalistic Dish under Diffioulties. ¥Woes of a Can’t-Get-Away Scrib- bler. Broilod braina! Wo thought wo hind & famous kocoipt from a ronownod Ironch cook, which wo could transcribe horo, and thtis give the public tho bonefit of tho knowledge, aud show thom how that portion of n ealr's personalily might bo mado Into & doliclons sanco:plquanto: It I not tobe found. Nothing ever is in this world whon it is particularly wanted, unless you aro notablo porson and o nuisance, aud kuow juat whero to flud ovorything, booauso your mind was made on the parallologram pattorn, bisocted itke & checlor-board inio miniature rectangles, ench of which is named and numborod, and bas its particular artivlo assigned to it or, as phrenologists would say, “{YOU MAVE LOGALITY LAnGE. This, no doubt, s quite correct ; but it has ®lwaya boen our misfortune that, the larger the Jocallty over which wo woro suzeraino, the lesa likelihood thero was of our finding stho partioulsr thing wo wanted at tho particular time wo wanted it. No doubt, +howaver, evory housckedper thinks she knows Just how brain-gauco skould be mado, just what tho brains should bo cooked in, for how long a timo, what condimonts ¢o add, snd in what rota- tion those should be put fn. We do not doubt, and, therefore, will not search for that Fronch- man’s recolpf, oxcollont as wo know It to bo. Did 1t over ocour to you, oh! sapient public, who got your brain-sauce overy moming aa you g0 down-town, With an oxfra quantity on Bun- day, bocause you are supposed to have more timo to digest nnd enjoy it, of the AMOUNT OF BROILED BRAINE which is thus dished up for your montal dolocta- tion during this incandescent woather? You get thom in all ways, from tho heavy, solid mattor whero tho brains, in cooking, havo absorbed all tho richness and atrength of the potentesculonts which have boen added at the proper moment, and which you now got in a hoalthy, nourishing form, to tho spicy entrement, or the light, frothy porsifiage, like nothing moro than a whip-gyllabub. Al boiled brains, thongh, during tho summer-solstice, howover yaried iho dish may bo. Bome of it has boon cooking for a long time, months, porhaps, slowly, but sar- nestly, with tho intention of being good, solid, montal meat when it is eventually sorved. Most of it, perhaps, is a moro brain-souffle, tossed up in » moment, broiled unexpectedly, and dishod up with tho hopo that, light as it is, it msy prove digestible during the lazy, season from its very Jighunoss, g ‘While tho brainsof the ruminating animal, “howover, aro cookod according to rule, each 6pice, wine, and acid being added nt tho oxact time speoified, it is not o with the othor crea- ture, who, if ho is not known to the physiciats as a Tuminating animal, novertholess ‘must sit dowa to ruminate, whilo ha sharpens his Faber No. 2, and gots Lis blank papor, that mast bo filled, roady before him. His braing . MAVE BEEN SIMMERING ALL DAY, and 8ol has dono his vory best to liquify them. He hos thus far ‘only sucoeoded in drying them to s vindor, making it evi- dontly an uttor impossibility to offer them to the WMt(nsL Eunstu in any palatable form whatsoover, Like husks, he thinks, Not one brilliaut thought to spice thom with; nor a sar- castio one, to givon dash of cayenne; nors generous ono, that shall add the flavorof good old Port ; nor even an ill-natured ono, to omu- Iato the oid of the lomon, Nothing, aftor all, but the dried up-brain. It is usoless fo offer this tastoloss stuff, is tho thought of the mnon- ruminating animal a8 ho ruminates. However, it must bo dono. Just so many bungry, gapin mouths to foed, who want:thie beet, wfiu wifi have the bost, and to whom you foel you hiave nothing whatsoover to offer, . Buddonly, however, having rested for a time in the shelfer of a cool, airy room, that ia as ©0ol a8 any room can bo, the dryness seoms to bo departing, and the aroma of some quaint iden permentes tho soomingly burnt-up brains. 'The wine of thought adds o fullor favor, and the poor journahstio cook really hopos tho dish will Dot be quite 80 tasteless ofter all; when his Raighbor, who lives noxt door, and who sings, COMMENCES BELABORING THE PIANO, ond omulating the tenor in Trovatora, What is Ahoresult? Tho brain-sauce immediately -ns- sumes s smell of prison-fars, o tower, a man #1do singing his grief in & tenor voice, & woman outsido ginging hors in a goprano, the contralto of the gipsy, tho wail of thenuns; and the poor victim to Faber No. 2 wondors what is to become of his il for tho public. Was it not enough that tho matorial out of which it must be made a8 alroady burnod to a cindor, and that only tho mast scrupulous care, the nicest cookery, could possibly make it in the lanat degroo decent, that this must bo thrust in to take its placo an epoil it all? No uso to break poncil-points ; but w}ay, oh! why, waa Trovators over writton 7 top! hore now is somothing good. A pause in the music (?), and tho seribblor has just givon his brains a toes, whon THE CIERUS BEGINS TO CRY, Ho has cried more or loss continuously all day, but this is ovidontly a new departure, and one ‘which ho means to fight out on that lino for ‘several hours. Tho cherub bolongs to the sing- er, and ho asks “/If Papa_shall sing for tho lit- o darling?’ Tho *little darling,” who is 8 yoars old, doos 1ot respond aflirmatively, but Papa ia fond of his own voico, and takos it for rantod ; 80 commences an invocation of somo kind, probably to Pallas Athens, whom ha still imagines to bo in Greece, aud hopes, through some pecullar property in acoustica known only to himsolf, to maka his supplication heard, providing it i only long onough and lond enough. - The distraught journallst wishos, for tho timo, that ho was Pallus Athone,—for ho gfic:clno_t ba{fi)vnu l.‘ll\‘ th‘m \yondnmil acoustic racle in whic! 0_singer B0 ovidentl; such implicit faith, mmlz"xmu, il gl TIE GHENUR BTILL CRIES, Papa sings and swoars altornatoly at the junior howlor in & minorkoey ; while Mamma and Grand- mamma talk, pet, scold, coax, etrike, whip, and otherwine try to divert ils littio mind from its &nng without words, its grief too deep for tears, he success of theso attompts was not such as Lo warrant an oxtonded continuanco of them; and eo they ulng,pod, and Jeft him to wail antil ho was tirod. By no means, They commenced all over again, each time with & now_diversion, golng zhmuyfil to tho ond, and thon back again, pftor the fushion of tho honso that Jnok built, do‘ ‘h(i.LugLoutafla" thinks yo\:r v:'ook, whg in;] trying to 8t for you; so, in i the east eide o{ tho houso SapAn b oo from TO THE WEST. Mo is poor; so he lives in n cottage, 1t Is not likely that sBome of you know what that moans, ‘Woll, {t means o general oxhibition of all your privato skulotons for your neighbors' diveraion, ond a freo ticket of “admission to thelr cirous or opers. They eit at their windows, and watch you feed. Thoy know when your purso is full, likowiso the lardor, aud when both are lean and'ompty. They can sow and smilo when you kiss your wifo; they can hear and enjoy when {ou quarrel with ber. If youhave a bath.room n your cottage, you must keep tho window plosad, or thor ia dangor of the blind blowng ‘agido; so that fres vapor-detergents aro at your option all summer ; or, rather, if you bathe §ou must bave them, whethor you will or not. ‘ou must nlwn{n koep drossed for company, for O always aro in compaiy. And g0, in floeing rom tho onst eido to tho wost sido of his house in ordor to try and fulfill his menifont dostiny, 1ho journallst found himsoelt, before long, envy- ;r‘-g wn}o Itnllnnh an]l.cnu l?' ’\\'hm.n l& iznholt,h rowning so touchingly wr! Tog! to t death nfglmr HODK § B e Ono of thom whot by the sea In the East, dl:wll;‘l one of thiem eliol in tho West by tHio sea; an s Journatiut would not have boen unhsj It the itnllnn ootess had possoused P:,Yl sorta of relatives, nor at all particular that they should bo by the son. 'The shores of Lake Michigan would” do quite as woll, and his noarest neighbors enst and west might have Jbeen hor nearest of kin, and have found posthu- mous famo through the pon of Mru., Browning, evon if sho should bo obliged thus to honor them through the medium of a Vormoutor, ss Dickony 18 now said to bo making himsolf hoard, However, ho fled from the east eide to the west, and IERE WAS AKOTHER CHERUD, strongth of lungs ho made up in stay. While our friond _inz valuly attampiing to dish you ur a sauco from thoso brdiled braing of his, Lio is di- vortod by Mammn;—not .his mamma, nor hils, wife's mamma, but the fafant-chorub’s, “Oh{ 8o ittlodarlin | what doos nfl it ? Mamma's ittlo recious | Is zor a nasty old pin hurta o ittle ovo? Boo | thero's mister! Danco for ‘baby; sistorl" (8ister dancos and aqoats.) “Ohl" zat wow't do. Go play for zo ittle precions! Nover was such an ittla ootoo- ums tootloums bofore!” Bister complies with discords on a molodoon; whilo, from the door- stops, which are jrst henoath the window, comoes tho rub-rub of clothos on a wash-board, whilo a voico, which {8 not tho volco of a chariner, sug- gests and advises. & Ta thero no hope? Yos, TO ‘TILE BOUTIL BIDE, 3. % Tothored on the prairio is a cow. 8he ovidontly is a grouu\y!o of wome vnccine Miss Authony, and objecta to boing kopt in duranco vilo. She cannot oscapo, but sl ean bo hoard, and long and loud sho Dollowa. TO TIE NONTIH SIDE. A continuous euocosslon of rnllwn{;nnlmu,—- ringing of bolls, starting of iraing, whistling of locomotives,—and tho swoot shrick of the tug- boats ag they signal tho bridge-master, seom dostined to drive tho poor wroteh, who is bound to his erayon as Ixion to the wheel, to tho. vory vergo of desporation, Thoy are erocting o houso also on thio north sido, and tho carpenters aro at work., Evory blow of tho hammor scoms n macoration of thoso parched brains, so that ronlly lo nrpnnru impossible that thoro should bo anything loft to offer but a little dust or powdor. Then a near nolghbor is having the wintet's sup- Ply of conl shovelod in. Our friend, whose duty it is to cator for you, TIIEB VARIOUS WAYS of sorving his small portion of tho meal. First ho attomnts to mako it solid montal pabulum, and ho finds that, liko underdoue dongh, it is vory hoavy, aund ho throwa it aside, Thén ho tries & light dish, and it proyos moro frothy than overheated boor. Ho trios_in o dozon ways, bub fails to succood 1o would bo phflosc‘lshienl, and tho rosultisa mental dish that would comparo favorably with 8o overdoso omelette, tough and indigestiblo, Ho would bo facctious, and his wit is as flat ne unsalted rico boiled to gluten. He would bo spicy, and tho rosult s qikoncurrio with tho currie-powdor loft out. Iy hoto blame, orthe woather, or what ? “WHAT A MOAN about s little Lot weather |” you ey, as you sit in your oflico with a fan, or ‘loungoe'in 4 oasy chnir at homo. Porhaps you have just recoived tho mail with ‘y;our papor in, and are onsconced in & willow-rockor on a cool 'verandab, listening to tho sound of rippling wators and whisporinj troca, Thoue arc the propor similos, arcu't thoy ¢ Concentration in all tho follow wants,” you re- mark, “If I -had his chance, I would soon show him low to do his work ]lrozmrly." No doubt, doar mir] You aro of fho iargo, lymphatic sort, who aro nover annoyed by anything, excopt tho fly that will persist in walking down the contre of your noso, and mak- 1ng picnis excuraions, with o fow frionds, over the Erand, bald expnuge on the top of your hoad, That does sggravate you, and makos even that cool verandsh mot altogothier pleasant. Then, wlon ovening falls, you havo tho swoot song of the morquito, who comes to dino and wine with you. Ho isa ?cu who will not be driven off, and you finally kill him in cold blood, Thiuvk of it, though, ye who are in groen pastures or be- sido still wators, or, battor still, whoro the soa comes bounding in, or on tho mountain-tops, that, whilo yon aro rosting physically and men- tally, thosa who sorve you your food for thought aro glving you A COSTLIER DISH than those which Holiogobalus ordered for his shysienl aliment, Tho poorl which Cleopatra issolved wad a8 nothing to the jowels of thought that aro sorvod to you, when “they havo to be properly santeed to ‘suit your palates, with tho thormomoter indicating " a rise in ‘mercurial stock, and that the bulls have evidontly got o cornor on veal. You cach havo your special tit- bit of broiled brains, and ench enjoy it, no ){uh #o full-grown u one, but what he lacked in doubt; but wo don’t bolieye_you ever fhought bofore, when your mental digestive apparatus wag st in motion, what it was that you woro feeding upon. -— FRENCH WITH A MASTER. Aimer, afmer, clesta oiere, (10 love, to love, this it 1s to live,} Teach you French? I will, my dear | 8it and con your lesson here. What did Adam say to Evo ? Avmer, ainer, c'est a vivre, Dout pronounco tho st word long ;. Mako It short o sult thosong ; Thymo It Lo your flowing elcove ; Atfier, avmer, ceat a vivre. Bloove I sald, but what's the harm 11 1 really meant your arm 1 ino shall twino it (by your leave 1) ; Afmer, afmer, c'eat a vivre, Learning French is full of slips: Do as I do with the lips: Here's the right way, poreeivo ! Atmer, atmer, c'est a vivre, French {s alwags spoken best Beeathing dooply from thio chest ¢ Darling, does your bosom heave 7 Aimer, aimer, cest a vivre, Now, my dainty Httlo sprito, Have I taught Four lesson right? Thon what pay ahall I reccivo? Aimer, aimer, c'est @ vivre, Will you think mo overbold 1t I lingor to bo told Whether you youreolf bolievs Aimer, aimer, cest a vivre 7 Pretty pupil, whon you sa All ll&u Fseuch to g:lo-d’ay, Do you mean it, or docelve 7 ‘Atmer, aimer, Seat a vicre, ‘Tell me, may I undorstand, When I'presa your little hand, That our hearis togother cleave? Almer, aimer, c'eat @ vivre, Havo you, in your tresses, room For somo'orango-buds to bloom 7 May I such gurland woavo? Atmer, aimer, c'eat a viore, 0, it T prosumo too much, Teaching French by soneo of touch, Grant me pardon and reprievo! Aimer, afiner, c'eat a vivre, Bweetheart, ol You cannot gol Let mo sit ana hold you so} Adam did tho samo to Evol Afmer, afmer, c'eat a vivre, —Theodore Tillon, in the Golens Age, pebodliaid-fnic il A WORD FOR “THE BOY.” Ipity aboy, As = genoral thing, he iscon- siderod an unmorciful offonder. If thero is any mean littlo trick dono outside of law and corn- exchange offices,—that is, among the smaller ‘portion of humanity,—it's *that boy" did it, No one likes to see Ind go shufiling along the streot, hond down, stoaling glances out from be- Dhind bls cars ; looking altogather ag frosh ae & cast-off papor-collsr in a back alley, or a8 sug- gostive ns a wad of woman's Liair on a bagoment window-sill. Ono usually mokes up his mind that ‘“that boy™ is one of Providouce's blus ‘blessings to the publio; aud he doesn't fall far Bhort of the truth. . But, making due allowance for the intorest takon in tho juvenile class at the prosont day, tho sttontion pdid to the rising gonoration, the boy, generally speaking, has to make his WaY up in the world at o disadvantago, Il iu given tho simple word, unvarnished and unadoroed; his manlinoss, bis taste,—and it lica not all fn his mouth, a4 many scom to infor,—his sonso of honor, of politeness, is not appealed to, A hoyia sont on an errand, with the injanc- tion to bo a8 epoody a8 pousible, On entoring tho etoro, be fiuds clerks all busy with cuatom- ers, and oxlpcuta to wait his turn’; but, just as ho ls atopping up to mako_kuown his orrand, & young lady sweeps in. For eomo renson or other, young clork doesn't see the boy, and im- mediately bogins to deal owr his *layendor seent-bag " civilitios to said young lady, If the boy doos not make o gonoral stampede, tread on 1o poodl's tail, knock littlg childzan dovw, stop on the lady’s train, toaring it half off, ho waits until the flual; *'Ta thoro nothing more I can have the Plunuum of showing you"? Then tho familiar,3" Well, what do you want, youugstor 2" sounds on his onr. Purchose mado, he mopes home, knowing hio is toolate for suppor, In tho parks, concort-rooms, stroot-cars, churchen, ho is evorywhore welcoms to tho invi- tation to ** got up "and * stand out tho way." The charactors wo want tho future men of our country to bear, wo must help the boys to nt- tain ; and_ nothing will holp them to repoct thomsolvos aud othiors, to ba kindly and agroe- ablo gencrally, as to trest thom ag men, with deforonce to their wishos, and an appeal to all tlint is noblost in thom. And many & man oceu~ pyivg a position of inflienco and usefuluoss has ofton sald, with tender gratitude, ““All that I am, or lmeo to be, I owe fo him who, in my boy- hood, spoke many an Amcuumh-lug word, an ad~ vising word,—romomboring that he, too, wau onco a boy. A Boy, . < S —The Freat and Stream, the now eportin, weokly, 8ay4 thoro {8 a journal [u Japan xrovotn oxclugivoly fo rabbit-oulturo, THE VOYAGE TO PERU. Another View of the American and English Steamers. The Yslands of Tobogo and Flamanoo, and the Port of Payta, To the Rditor of The Chicago Tribunes Bin: EvoryBunday morning, for soveral weaks, I biavo boen vory much dolighted with the letiors from your corrospondent in Lima, Poru ; for in them T Linve found o truto picture of the lifo and customa of tho country in which I bave passod somo of the moat ploasnut days of my life. Dut I must confoss that I wis rather astonishod when I rocotved tho lnet Sunday's Tnmuye, and, in tho account of the trip from Now York to Callao, snw how tho discomforts of tho American stonmors on the Atlantio woro painted in lho vory darkest colors, while the comforts of tho English steamor on tho Pacific were lield out in tho brightost light. My oxpotionce hng boon so contrary to this that I caunot help giving my own opinfon of both the Amorican and English stoamors, in ordor that tho rondors of i TRIDUNE may seo two sides of the question and compare thom, . I hiavo travoled on steamors of almost ovory notionality, and in almost overy part of tho globe ; but nowhora have I found 80 MUOK COMFORT 08 on tho American steamers botweon Now York and Aspinwall. In cloanlinoss thoy surpass all othors, oxcept porhaps the Awerican stenmors that run betweon Ban Francisco and Panmna. Almost overy timo thoy aro in port, they roceive & now cont of paint ; and on tho passngoe, overy day, uftor tho docks aro washod down in tho morning, the Lands are occuplod all day wagh- ing paint-work, swoeping docks, or dryiug up any wator thatnspray mny Lavo sout on deck. As tho Atlantio is nlmost slways rough, those stonmers carry no cargo on deck, and thorois plouty of room for promeuading, uot only for the first and second-class, but also for the steor- ago ‘pnssongera; wherons the Lnglish stonmors on tho . Pacific, that are al- ways sailing in smooth water, -havo the spaco botweon the main and hurricano decks stowed full of cargo, and, If you want any oxorcise, you will have to go up ‘on tho hurrleano-deck, where you will either bo dronched with the Tain (if ‘you ato noits of Guayaquil), or will b acorched by tho rays of the sun, which in the tropical zono doscend perpendicularly on your hond. The stato-rooms of the Amorican stean- ora aro small, but I nover saw auy steamer wheore they wore much largor ; aud, a8 I novor pass_more than the fivo or six hours necessary for sloop in my state-room, I have olwaya found thom comfortablo enough., On the Amorican stonmers thero bns also boon o groat amount of fn“ taken to make it us comfortablo as possible or THE STEERAGE-PASSENGERS, Tho stearago, which is roomy, light, and woll- ventilated, is divided into two apartments,~ono for the ladios, the other for the gentlemen ; thoeo are, during tho wintor-months, hoated by stonm-pipos, Thoro is & singlo borth for evory passonger ; this i constructed by strotching a picce of canvas botwoon four atanchions. Tho stoornge is woashed every foronoon, and the borths cloanod, " pillows Btraightonod, olc., by tho *‘flunkios” (I omittod to etate that tho only bed-clothes furnished for the stocrage is o pillow for oach borth). The table for tho first and second-olass passengers is botter than I bave found it in somo houses that hovo been called firat-class hotels, Although tho ments and vegetables aro taken from New York on ico, I nover saw any of them spoiled ; and I know that, with tho rolling and pitehing'of tho yousol to sesist my digostivo spparatus, T one ’n‘i‘ml my monls far botter on tho Atlantio than I did on’the Pacifio, whore the soa is 8o Bmooth that it is not even necostary to tako any procau- tions provont tho dishes from tumbling down from the table. I can, however, engily undorstand how n g:ruun subjoct to sea- sickness naturally would tind that tho American steamers on tho Atlantic are more uncomfortable than the English stosmors on tho Pacific; for, as the Atlanticis_noarly always rongh, such o person wonld continnally fool misorable, sud PIND PAULT WITH EVERYTHING, No food, howevor dolicious, would taste woll 5 and, aftor having starved for eight or nino days on the Atlantie, for the want of appetite, almost anything, on thio Pacific, would bo relished with porfeot gusto, and smiles and sunshine wonld roturn to tho faces that, only a couple of days provious, bad boon dark #nd gloomy. Such up- poars to have buon the stato of affairs on board tho stesmor that your corrospondent travelod on, and I con_ovon now imagine bis woe-begond looks when hie came ko the conclusion that **No- whero can be found moro discomfort and incon- Yonigneo than on & voyage on the Atlantio from Now York to Aspinwall.” ‘This sooms to moto bo & hard expression, and ono that nobody could use excopt nPnrmu whois casily affected by nn( momentary impulse, like somo old_sea-captains that I hayve heard ex- claim: * Never in my lifa have I scon such a terriblo galo bofore!” or, “I have never had such a narrow escape in my lifo!" and I sm per- foctly sure that they had uttored tho same ex- clamations fifty times bofore. 1 HAVE MYSELP walked for twonty hours through s desert, my feot sinking doep into tho eand at every step, and without a drop of water to quench my thirst, which, in tho latter half of my journey, Was almost intolerablo,— tho énnd eo hot that it burnt my feet through the thin soles of my shoes, and with scarcely a broatli of wind to cool the at- mosphere & little; I have for five days and nights eniled in an opon boat on tho Pacifle Ocoan, with ouly one companion, and na moro food betweon us than four small bigouits, and no wator to quench our thirat, excopt what wo, in the foggy morning, could gather on tho point of our_tongues from tho boom and sail of our boat; I have beon on n vessol whoro wo ran short of provisions and water, and woro kopt on short allowanco for weeks: I bovo' entored port with s wator-logged vessel, whore wo had heen at tho pum&)u stoadily for thirty-olght hours; I havo, in my own native country, Norway, traveled on foot, cold and_woary, tho thormometer at bo- twoon 20 and 80 dogrees bolow zero, and even as low a8 40 dogroos, or the freezing-point of mer- oury,—knowing full well that to stop a whilo would be sure death, and that tho only safoty was to kaep on till ¥ could reach somo habita- tion to stay over night in; and yot I cannot say about any place that. ** Nowhere can be found more discomfort and inconvenionce;" for I may perbaps Loreafter see more discomfort ond inconvenicnce than I evor did beforo, snd, for all that I know, 1 may ond my days in somo place far mare un- comfortable than any I have yet been in. But to roturn to the steamor: I think I can snfoly say that, making allowance for the rough wonther and sea-sickuoss, thero i8 as much com- fort on the Amorican steamors running botween New York and Aspinwall as on ANY OTHER BTZAMERS IN THE WORLD, 1t tho stosmer arrives in Colon (Aspinwall) Inte in the evening, tho paesongers goneraily have to romain thero over night, and take tho ‘cars for Tanama in tho morning, The lurgest and hest hotel in Aspinwall I8 the Howard Houwo, which has room enough for 800 porsons, , It Is kept by Capt. Bmith, an American gontloman, who will do all in his power to make his guosts as comfortablo as pou~ sinlo ; the charges horo are 23 aday in gold. The ride across to Pannma is glorious, and, ns rour correspondont has described it far bottor than I con do, I will 8ay 20 more about it, When the train arrives in PANADA, 1 would advise thoso who cannot afford to go to the Grand Hotol, and pay 86 a day for butter which smells like flsh-oil, to go eithor to the Railroad House, which id only a second-class hotol, and doos nbt appear #o very stylish from the outsido, but whore they ot s tablo better than in somo of tho first-clags, and charge you ouly 32 o day ; or to the Aspinwall Hotel, o firat- clas hotol, where, if I romember rightly, the chargos aro §8 a If, however, R Bomo- timos {s tho caso, the passengers have to wait a day or two bofore tho Lnglish steamer loaves for Pern, this time caunot be any moro plensant- ly speut thau by et once going acrogs to TOBOGO, . tho fsland whenco the stoamer starts, This island s covored with the most luxuri- ant vegetation, cocoa-nuts, pIme-ap- les, bauanas, sod evory kind of il in sbundance. Who® climate iu cool and frosh; whereas, in Panama, tho sun is aaorumnfi hot. The only hotol on tho {sland in small; but, as thoro avo” seldom many guests utolmhw thero at o time, it will Lo found com- fortublo euough; the jolly laudlord, & Garen, and hin smiling wife, & Fronch lady, I know will do all in their power to mako it an plossant as possiblo for any ouo who may honor them with & fow daya' stay. On this jslaud tho Luglish SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, 1873, Pacifio Btoam Nayigation Gompnny has orodtad a largs machine-shop, and slso built s kind of dry-dock, whers they ropair thflr stoamers. {l‘ynu \mvu time, you may also visit tho Xa: land of A ; FLAMANCO, which {fos_holf way _botweon Tobogo énd Panama, On thiy fsland; from which the Amor- fonn stonmers utart to San Franeisco; the Amor- ican Compnny has built a simllar maohine-shop and dry-dock. By tho time you got. through ox- smining these placos, the Englisli steamor {n rondy to start for Yoru, Tho largo aloamors, which only touch st Guayaquil and Paytn, are comfortablo onough, at lonst 8o far ns tirst and socond-clnes nre concornod, but I cannol say that thoro has beon much paius taken to make it comfortablo for the stoornge pagrongord, “But there nro some smallor stenmers, which run into ovory littlo port on tho way; about these 1 oan any nothing efso but that TUEY ANE MISERADLE. Tho onbin is small, and the docks forward aro | crowded with Cholos, who, when tholr food I brougbt thom in n largo kid, rush around it and cab with thoir fingors whiat thoy can get, and lovour it with n rapldity that will natonish you ; 3«1«; which thoy agnin strotch thomselves on ook, Guayaquil fs n sonport in Feuador, lying by 4 river of the samo namo. Your corrospondent hing doseribed it so woll that I shinll loave it and procond to Payin. Firat, howover, I must con- gratulnte your corrospondent upon his good for- tune lu sooiug Mt. Chimbornzo, PAYTA {a & whaling port, which 18 not, as your cor- renpondont knys, tonowned for ita plnu-n{’h]un and grapes ; for, although I have stayed thoro three wooks at once, and ‘lava lived” only 21 miles from thore for two yonrs, and in that timo visitod Paytn twico avery month, I have' nover . soon pinc-npplos or grapos thoro, nor have.I hoard of auyono elss who ovor did, But Paytn is - renowned for somothing. It hns no frosh wator any meavor than tho River Chirn. From thore, n distance of 21 miles, they fotch all their water for drinking, cooking, and washing purposcs, Payta has onfy one hota), if it desorves that namo ;™ it Is onp of tho filthiest places L have ever soen. If any ona of tho guests nsks for a drink of water, he will Eut it; but he will also, at tho samo time, o romindod, that it costs money, which searcoly \vuu‘d Lo mnocessary to toll, for the landlord’s faco and hands will “show that Elnlnly coongh. If you _stay over night thoro, you will have Lo aldop on thie floor, for bodr thoro aro none. -'Tho housos, as in most. of tho Poruvinn towns, are all built of cane, ex- cept tho hiouse of the British Consul, Mr. Black, and five or six othors. As thore iy no fresh wator thoro, and os it nover rains, of course thoro is no vogolation, and o man mny actually be born, live, and dio in Payta without over hav- ing soon a treo or o green leaf, 5 OR EVEN GRASS, . Although the pirt of tho conntry which los wost of tho Andes and botween 6 nnd 14 degrees Intitudo south, is porfectly rainloss now, thoro haa baon a time whon it rained, and when largo forest trees stood whore now is nothing but a dosort ; for, in traveling ovor the plains, I have aovoryswhera seon stumps and roots of trocs, and somotimos tho entire trunk of & huge treo, re- maining 08 o monumont to tell us of the time when Yoru was nat the barreu country that it 1a now. Respeotfully, Joux SuNDBERG. CiiicAuo, Aug. 10, 1873, s S I LONGFELLOW'S NEW POEM. Tho Rhyme of Sir Christopher. 1t was 8ir Christophor Gardiner, Kalght of the Moly Sopulchor, ‘From Morry England ovor thd sea, Who stoppod upon this continent Auit bia auguat proscnco lent A glory to tho calony, You should havo soon him in the streot Of tho littlo Boston of Winthrop's time, Itia rapior dangling st his feot, Doublet and hoso and boots complete, Princo Ruport bat with ostrich plum, Gloves that oxhaled o faint porfume, Luxuriant curls and air sublime, ‘And suporior manners now obsolete | Ho lud o way of sasing things “That made one think of Courta and Kings, And Lords and Indics of bigh dograo ; Bo that not having been nt Courl Boomed sometbing very littlo short Of trosaon or louse-majontyy Buch an accomplished Knight waa he, ia dwelling wos Just beyond the town, At what bo callod his country-seat; For, carcloss of Fortunc's smilo or frown, And weary grown of the world and its ways, Ho wishod to pass tho reat of his daya In o privato lifg aud calm rotreat Buta doublo lifo was the Ufo heled; ‘And, whilo professing to bo in scarch f a'goodly courss, and willing, ho eaid, Ny, anxious to foin tho Puritan Church, o mado of all this but small account, And ho passed his Idle hours nstead With roystering Morton of Merry Mount, That pottifogger from Furnival'a Iun, Lord of miarile and riot sud sin, Who looked on the wine whon it was rod. Tho country seat was littlo more Than s cabin of logs ; but fu front of the door - A modest flower-bed thickly sowa With eweot alyssum and columbine ndo those who saw it at once diving Thie tauch of somo othor hand than his own, And first it woa whispored, and then It was known, Thint ho 4n secret waa harloring there A littlo lady with golden halr, Whom ho ealicd his cousin, but whom ho had wed Tu tho Itallan mannor, o8 men eald ; ‘And grest was tho scandal everywhere, But worse than this was the vaguo sirrilse— hough none could vouch for it or aver— That tho Knight of the Holy Sepulchor Waa only a Puplst in disguise s And tho moro o embitter thelr bittor livos, ‘And tho more to trouble tho public mind, Gpmo lettors from England, from two oitoe wives, Whom ho lisd carclessly left behind ; oth of thom lottors of such a kind ‘A made tho Govurnor hold his broath ; Tho ono imploring him straight to scn: ‘Thio husband home, that lie might amend ; Tho othier aaking hls t doat, As tho onty way to make ou end. The wary Govornor desmed it right, ‘When all thia wick cducss was rovealed, To send i warrant slgned and sealod) And tako tho body of tho Knight, Atmed with thia mighty inatrument, Tho Marshal, mounting his gallant stood, Boda forth téom town at the top of Lis spead, And followed by ail Lis bailiffe bold, As if on bigh achiovoment, beat, To storm somo castlo or stronghiold, Challenge tho warders on the wall, Aud sclzo in his sncestral hall A rovbor-Baron grim and old. Tut when through all the dust and hest o camo to Bir Uhratopher’s country-scat, No Enlght hio fotind, nor Warder thioro, But tho littlo Iady wlth goldon hair, Who was gatnering in the bright sunshine The sweet alyseum and columblna § While gallant Bir Clrlstopher, all 60 gay, Belng forowsrnod, through the postorn gato Of hin castlo wall had tripped away, And waa keoping o little holldsy In the forests, that bounded his estate, Then a8 a trusty squire and true The Marshal searched the cnstle throvgh, Not crediting what the lady sald ; Bearchied from cellar to garret in vain, And, Suding no Knght, camo out agaln ‘And'arrosted the golden damsol insiead, And bore her in triumpl into the town, While from her eyos the tears rolled down On the bweet alysaium and columbino, Ihat sho held 1n hor Angers white and fine, The Governor's hoart waa movol to ses 8o fair & oreature caught within The snares of Satan aud of sin, And read her o little homily On tho folly and wickednoas of the livea Of womien, half couslus and balf wives ; But, secing that naught his words avails 1o gant hor away in o ship that satled For Morry England over the sca, To tlie othier two wivea in tho old countree, o kearch bor furthier, sitico he had fatled ‘To como &t the beart Of the mystery. Moanwhile 8ir flhflwhnr ‘wandered away ‘Through pathiless woods for u month and » day, &hootlug pigeous, and slooping at night With tho nobio savage, who took delight 1In is feathorod hint and Lis velvet vaat, ‘Hin gun, and his rapler, and tho rest. Tut a4 soon ss tho noblo savago heard “That 8 bounty waa offered for this goy bird, o wanted to alay him out of hand, And bring in his‘boautiful scalp for a show, Like tho glousy head of a kite or a crow, Unntii ho was made to understand They wauted the bird alive, not dead ; {Tken he followed him whitheraoever Lis fled, ‘Through forest and Seld, and huuted bim down, And brought him prisouor into the town, Alas ] 1t was & rueful sight o seo hls melancholy Kaight In such a dismal and hapioss caso; 1lis hat doformed by stain and dent, Hia ‘;lllmlgfl broken, Lils doublet ront, 1iis beard and flowjug locks forlorn, Matted, dishiovelad, and unshorn, Hin boota with dust and mire besprent ; Dut diguiged n bis disyrace, And wearing an unblushing face, And thus before the maglsirate He stood to heur tho doom of fate, In vain ho atrove with wonted ease o madify and exteuunto Hin ovil doeds in Church and Btate, For gone was now his power to please; And hin pompous words had no more welght han feathiors fiylug in tho breoze, With suavity equal to bis own The Governor lont patient car Ta tha apeech evasiva and high-flawn, In which ho endeavored Lo niuko cloar That Colonial lays wero 400 soyerv ‘When appiled to o gailant cavalier, A gentloman born; and no well known, ‘And aconstomed (0 1n0vo u & highor sphore, Allthis tho Puritan Governor hesty ‘Aud delgned I answer nover word; But in summary manuor shipped sway; 1u n vosrol that snfled from Hnfem Doy, This aplendid and famous eavalier, With Liw Hupert int and bis Popery To Morry England oyor tho sca, As belng unmeet to inbabit bere, "Tls oudeth the Rliymo of Sr Ohiristophier; Knight of the Toly Sopnlcher, Tho fiewt who furnfelicd this barron langd With npples of Bodom aud ropos of sand; —Atlantie for September, i o © Baumgardner. 1Ifs namo woy Danmgarduor. Ifo was going £o Capo May on tho stemmnbont, and on the way Lig tooth hogan to ache in the most frighttul mannor. Uwablo toondura tho pain any longor, ho dotermined to havo tho toofli romoved sum- marily. Bo Baumgarduer gol a bit of copper wire from tho onginoor and twinted ono ond sround Lho tootl, nud whon tha boat stoppod at Now Castlo he fastanod the othor ond of tho wiro to the walking-beam of tho engine, and waited for the fork that would romovo tho tootl, That ond of tho bonm, howover, was op tho down stroke, and tho first thing Mr. numgardner kudw o vwas proceodiug to the beilor-room with l'r'irihtful rapidity: Tho noxt instant ho wns haulod abatt suddenly, ahd flung feol upward into the air, 'Thon ho dived down agafn, bumping ngainst the wood-work, rasping Tiin logs on tho rufl, scalping himsoll nginst (ho machinery, and plunghug abont {n o mout appall- ing manner, until on n findl up strokoe tho tooth guvo way, ond Daumgardnor wa3 flung to tho summit of tho smolo-atack, whonco ho was ros- gusd by tho Gaptniu, who Wus going Lo thrash Iim for stopping off the dranght. 1lo is said to have romarkod to the landlord, upon his areival ab Onpo May, that whilo the low prossure stonm engino is undoubtodly o useful invontion, it ap- plication in tho practico of the soionco of done tistry would bo caloulated to projudice tho publio mind agaiunt it, - .. SPEOIAL NOTIOES. - Dr. B. C. Por Y Tho skilltal Darmatologlst, of No. 43 Rond-at., Now ork, who bas opaned an offies at 17 South Claricst. for Tow wovks, curos willi prosoritions ospooially ndapted to tho nuturo of thocaso, fallig, lose, and untimely groy bair, dandeufl, singworm, iitrhoum, v any dis- ©asy or complalng of 'tho wealp, ' Soud for clroular, 1f You or the Children Avoaflistod with dry or motat dnndrafl, soromees, trrita- tion, or itchlug of tho head, alzo falliug, loss, or untimo-. l‘,} Rray halr, or Auy disaaso of tho soalp, consuli Dni, B. . PEIRY, the uoted Dorinatologist, of 49 Bond: faw Yark, whoso Ohicago ofico 1 J67 South Clnrkats ooms 3 and 4. Unnatural Redness of the Nose, le{:h eruptions, flesh-worms, blackhoads, untimely wrinklor, moth Y’ntc rockles, molos, and warts, nro Rvulllv'ql curod by Di, B, O. PERRY, af 40 Band-st., jow York, whoso Chicago oftice i3 187 Bou it} DENTISTRY, D1, TOWNER & 60, : 5, 181 and 183 West Madison-at., northenst cornor Halated. TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN, Artifical Sots $10, $16, $30 and $35 Puro Gold FMillinga..... 2 to $4 Silvor Fillings... Bxtracting Taeoth, o ta DR.H.R. PHILLIPS Dentist, 169 Sonth Olark-st., bet Madison and Monroe, Artifloinl Sets, ... ..$10 to $30 Gold Fillings, from. s2to s4 Silver Fillings, from Slto 32 Tooth Extractéd without pi B0 centa. All Work Warranted. OCEAN NAVIGATIOR. NATIONAL LINE OF STEAMSHIPS. Balling from Now Yorl for Quaonst d Livarpool ovary Hl\.mrd;l, PR Rk R licr QUITENLFOWN and LIVIKPOOL, from biors 44 and 47, Nortis livor, Eroocs, - tatucduy, Aug. 10, | Onpada.Satarday, Aug, 30, Eaypt .., 8aturday, Ak, &, | Spain. . Saturdag, Ropt. 6 Cabin Passage, $70, 860, and 800 Currcncy. Rcturn Tickets, $140 and S100 Curruncy. STEERAGE PASSAGE, 829, ourroncy. Pastongors hookod ta o froni Gorman b Soandina- +ian woluin ot Jow ratos. ‘Tho Steamships of this lino ero tho largost {n thoe trade. Dirafts on Grout Britain, Troland, and fe Continant. WILLIAN MACALISTER, - Gen'l Wostorn Azont, Nogtheast cornor Clark and Ra e Ofthoast cornor Olask and Randolph-ts. (apiola ew Bailing twioo a wook feam Now York, and carrying pas: sougors foali pur of Groat irltal, Troland, Oantlgntal Haropo,-and the Modliorrancan, Gabin from 05 Htour. ago, British and Irish ports cast, #30; wost, T Conti- nental ports samo a8 othor rogular iinca. ~ Al payablu in TS} otrronoy. “Annly for full Informusiton at the Com- pany's atioer, No, 7 Howling Groon, Now Yark, sud N, I, corner LaSalle and Madison-ats., Uhicago. HENDERSON BROTHERS, Lgentu. NEW YORK TO CARDIET, BRISTOL, LONDON, And all Other Points in England and Wales, The Sonth Wales Atlantio Stoamshin Company's now firat-olass Stonniships will aail from Pounsylvania Rail- rond Whart, Jersay City. CEMBROKE, GLAMORGAN., ‘Theso steams| wvided with ali the Iatest i ) 80 Dro- rovementa fur the comfortand Stoorage Passengors, Virat 80 curroncy: Second Uabln, 885 ourréncy’; Steor- gurrency propaid Sleoragg cartiticatos from Car- th for £1 and upwards, rihor particulas Hn!y in Cardlfl, at the Com- oc] convonience of Cabln an abin, o, pany’ il No. 1D b nd 1o New York to RO B ALT BAXTRN % 0. Apente, No. [ Bruadivay, OARRYING THE UNITED STATES MATL Between New York, Cork, and Liverpocl, o magnificont now and full-poworod Stoamships of Th this Lino oifor unrivalod accommodations to paseongore. Tho stoamors boimg aliko, travolyes svoiee o gréat advaatago of hating an equills good and fast stonnor for eaoh and evory sailing, OURAN ELTIO, BELGIO, REPUBLIO, BALTI, ADRIATIO, MAJIS- TIO, BRITANNIO. Bafling from Now York on SATUIL DAYS, from Livarpoal on TXIURSDAYS, ealling at Cork Harbor both ways. 1tates as low as any first-olass lino. For further informatlon lI!ply ta nmnlll{'u Wostern co, 97 and # South Clarkst., noar Washington, cago. ttata and_Troland from £1 upward Dralt s on Grost Trlain i el FMIEY, Hanerc Tiokots and Deatts wil) bo soif at tho WEST SIDR TN dirlhy e ERitios, b7 th Rav. T, F. OASHL: GUION LINE. FIRST-OLASS IRON STEAMSHIPS, Betweon NEW YORK and LIVERPOOL, calling at Queenstown, Carrying the United States Mail, SBAFETY AND COMFORT. all olasses of §77~ Passongera bookod to and from the principal Eu- ‘ropaan porta at lowost ratos, Drafts and Lottors of Crodit fssuod on loading Banks and Lankers throughout Kuropo. HENRY GREENEBAUM & CO. FIFTI-AV. CUNARD MAIL LINE. | ESTABLISIEED 1840. Steam Between New York; Bostdn, and Liverpool. FROM NEW YORK. . August 27 |A\J¥llln August 23 Heptomber 8| Halavi August 30 Hoptombor 10 | Calabr Stamoor 6 nd from uston ovory Tuoadsy. ae, 880, §100 and $130, Gold. n Tlokots at Roduced Jtates, , §30 ourrency. Pastengors and frolght i il ynctu of Jourono Ab. Jowost satus. roat Hitaln, Trolun DU VERNET, Go N W, our. 03 Cabin Pus and (ho Gontinont, I West'n Agont nd landolp- 1 G Bl FAIRBANKS' BTANDARD SCAT.ES 4 OF ALL 81ZIS, 43 FATRRANKS, MOREH & 00 11 AND 118 LAKE-ST. it IMUOARIONAL, . ., DVHRENFURTH COLLEGES, Fmtnbifaned 1858, Incorpornted 1804, s S Nortts o Eudationat Gollogartit Ako0 Ays it . arnor THall, Rordh Glanecat, ° Pominers Tho n‘acflltpnum»m olghtoon Profossors and Amlatant. Tonohars, . Evord byonal ol GHaSATIOn Tof bot i girly of all agom, hoginnlng with a l'nmur, aud fnoluding a Tlnivorenty Dourao, In omhracod tr Sho TTuentiGhaL Barb A R it ton "‘I’III‘B ‘l‘:fl!fln\;‘l\'nl.om l'or llllrnilln\"l ind l?{"lllr. ships n nf 0 Maln ca, Honloy's ra Houso, "Otton febm 10t 3. Tho yose will bogin Hopte 1o KENW00D SEMINARY, Cor, Forty-cighth-st, and Madison-av. English and French, Boarding and Day School for Young Ladies, Will commonco ita olghth sosston Bopt. 8. Mre, KREN- NICOTTs nesistad by a fail corps of profossors niid: ‘"?fi}“ araof tho hiiiost oulturo nod Iargo oxporionco. Tlio courso of instruction is thorouglly complota, Natly feaors of Tronch and Gonnan aro omplnyed, Tho Mu Bapartment fn in ciargo of a ueadusta of n Fatis Cona watars, | Lootnras will bo givon on tho Natural Sclono dugluig tho yonr, Utroulnrs may bo obtalond at 860 Wabaahnv,, Room 4, 8t tho Bominary or by addressing tho Princfpal, Kont Wood, Ilyda Park, UNION LAW SCHOOL OF THE Chicapo and Norfawestorn Universitis. Jndge UENRY BOOTIE Denu. Hon, LYMAN TRUMBULL and Yon, JAMES R. 1. Tacturora. OLITTLE, Dally DR SN B ERSLE ana PutLIP MYRRS, Es1., Prafossorn, At lonat 3 somlons dally for 88 wooks. Torm opans Oot. Mor partioulnrs addvoss -+ Ve if; DEA 5 o i Tribiino Hnilding, Obichgo. —.—A.ca.clom.‘!.e A vaATgory 280 MIOHIGAN-AV, Fronch and Erglish Bchiool for Young Ladios and Missos. Tall torm commonsing Bapt. 15; 1878, A liniited numbor of parlor boardors accommodated. lganch of (ho Acadomlo Favargar, Parls, Franto, ostablished in 1850, auc I8 inatittion is a ols da Baulogac, d diroctod () TAILROAD TIME TABLE. ARRIVAL AND DEPARTORE OF TRAINS. Bummer Arrangemont, IEXPLANATION OF ILRFERENGE MANKS,— f Baturdarac sonteds *Kunday excoptad 4 Mondny exceptad. " ( As- rive Bunday at 8:000. m. § Dally, MICHIOAN CENTRAL & GREAT WESTEAN RAILROADS Depoly foot of Lake s,y anil foot af Ticenty-eacond-at, icketufice, 07 Clark aiy, southieast carner af Kandolph, _and 76 Canilat,, corner’ s Madliron, Mall (+1a matn a ?;ykh;pfu. B :"‘ 1 dadnon KosmdRtion Atlantis 15, N e Blorning tepe IR Fxprganasss HENTY . 0, WENTWORTH, Gerieral Passongor Agont. CHICARO & ALTON RAILHOAD. Chicago, Kantas @ity and Dencer Stort Line, vla_Touirls rs Howy A Chionga, Sprinoaid il 5. Thesugh Line. i 1 pit, Vet s o o Sricdger” Ticket dlicer : AF Depos, and 153 Hemnrce Avrive, Ex In Tnckson. Kentae gy Keprast i Jaoon Kaneas Olt 1»‘4}: i * A:10p, m. $7:208, m, +|* 80 p. . 7:a. m, ilin Division,, . Apringliold lixprons. Spelnghold Fast Exp) defforton Uity Kxproas, Kootk & Burl t a, * B:i0p.m.. * 4:20 m.|* 8:lop. m, * 4:20 p, . * B:fUa. e CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE & Sf. PAUL RAILWAY, Union Uepat, eorner Madison and Canal-sts,; Ticket Ofich 63 South Clarkat., oppoaite Sherman House, and at Dejots Travatgor, a siAtor of Mno. do Potgrom Nowoll. ho n- Teave, | _Arréee. siepetlon’ i Feenah 1o em:.m:fl»,‘h Dotni (hs leuglings 2L f e o farally, nnd atrangomionts dro suell St puriis, "mh"fl"mivnnnn Uhels studios at tHo Fariasahools + 0908, m |t 6:508. m. NBWELL wiil toccive. calis Tucadays and Krl- . I Cxl mx‘m“mm vn‘nH t:lutl':‘orncn{nrxutllim Go- | ppialland Eapross. 5:00p, m.(*H1:008. m. Gy 163 Batots o oo o oee A T olis Night Efrpres +9:30 p. m. | 4115 p. m, EDGEWORTH _SCHOOL, MRS. BURGWYN MAITLAND, PRINCIPAL, 073 WABASH-AV, Kinglish, Fronoh, and Gorman loard(ng and Day Sohonl for Young Ladivs and Littlo Glela, - Mex: Maitiand i ar: aistod by Sadamo Coyriore, Profossor Trown, and o full corys of Profussars. and Teachors of sbility aad. oxporl- "Tiia dutios of tho Schiool will bo rostimed Saptant- for 16, ’ Tor olrculars ontainiug particuinre, Als namor- g, otoconaos i Chicano and Shwiior’ aprly at tho o bookstores and to tho Principal, 673 Wabsh-av, Trench and Tnglish Select Schol, FOR YOUNG LADIES, ledga of tho Fronch ROUSSAIB, the Principal, Parl. sian {ady, f8_onsfstod by compotent tonchors, Tho fall o Begioegoni. s, Ko oy thesa snune. ulon sam bo ruceivad s boardory. in the family of tho Lrineipal, Far oireulars and reforohoos apply ta tho Principal. SELBCT SCEIOOIL., ENGLISIL AND CLASSIOAL, MISS EMMA SIHAW, Principnl, 868 West Monroo-st., bet, Ashland-ny, and Wood-st atot lacation, with avery faoility for thoraugh oultura. Fall torm commionocs Monday, Sopt. 1. Papilsof all agea rocotved. Circulars with full {nformation furnished upon application to the above address, S. G. SANGER'S English and Clagsical School FOR BOYS ‘Wil reopon Monday, Sopt. 8. For clroulars address Mr. :BANGEYI. at his rosidouco, 1378 Indiana~-av. SOUTH SIDESEMINARY MRS, H, BIMONS, sucerator to Miss Mott, 460 Wa. bash-av, nglish, French §fad Gormsn Day and Board- ing Sohool for Young Ladicy and Childron, ‘orm cammencoes Tucsday, Bopt. 6. ST.XAVIER'S ACADENY Corner Wabnsh.av, and Twenty-ninth-st., OIICAGO, This clogant now butlding will opon for tho Focoption of puplis on Monday, Sopt. 1. Fer ciconlars bty to tho Ditootrans. e > » ST. IGNATIUS COLLEGE, 413 West Twelfth-at.,y Chicugo, 11, Btudlos in this institutlon will bo rosumod Monday, Bopt. 1. ‘Tulti or sossion of ton months, $60. For cnlnhfiun or Information "H"{,“’ £V, JNO. 8. VERDIN, 8. J., Vico-Prosident. ST, BENEDICT AND SCHOLASTICAS ACADEMY 533 Markot-at., comor of Filll, Chicaga. Thin fnstitution {2 placed undar fhio dirgotion’ of tho . Honodictny Nuna, The Scholastlo Yoar begins tho first Mondsy in Septor e us i T Lae statly, spiarad tip slkss) o 5 ] nar - pnstmonts. TF NERY M. GEOILIA, O. 8. 1. lOOL T AKERIDE SEMINARY—A BOARD! Wia, Tor cle 1 tris d young b 1t Oconos 00, nlr‘t:\ll:\;yl; “addvens MISS GRAGE B UGN LS, Brin pal. CHICAGO, BURLINGTON & UUINCY RAILROAD. Depots—Fot of, Lake-t,, Indiana-ave, and Sizteenthost,, anud Canal and Sizteentheste, Ticket vflces, No, b3 Claric- oty and at depols, Teare, Arrive. Mot and Expross,. gll‘flwn and h‘élill(@ fi ubiugug ane loux ly Lxp. Pacil 1ot Lino. Aurora Passong Mondota & Ottw owner's Grovo Accomniudal Aurora Passongor..... Aurora Paseengor (Sundi Dubmnaus & Slon Oity Jix paciie Nigut Eiorotn . Duwoor's Grove Acconimodation| ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD. Depot foot af Tkent, and.foot of Ticenty-sceondstt, Frr R A ek 6135 p, m. Ticket §t. Touls Express B Louis Fast 1 CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN RAILROAD. Cily affces, earner Randolph an LaS 3 and 75 Canal. 3tuy corner Hadiso; Paclfio Fast Lino... Dubuquo Ni Freeport & Milwankeo Passongor {dally Gmfn Cmfil‘lxpx &t Fant Tixpeons Arquotto 1 Bt Daul Sxpres COLORADO. KANSAS & NEW MEXICO. Ticket and Freight Ofice, 77 Clark-at, Slml:hl Inducements, Groat Now Route, Fe R. R. 2, ., T, & St VIR i CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILROAD. Tickel office, Dievot, corner of Van Buren and Sherman-ita, Grand Pacific Hotel, T Zeave, Qmabs, LosvanwthEAtchisan i, oru Acconun P Night lixprass. Lodvausworth Depot, Van Duren-st., foot af LaSalle-st. Tickel oMces, northirest coner Clark und Randolphate., and southiocst curner Canal and Madlison-sts, 755, INERSEOHOOT MRS, WINEREEOHOOK, for oya and Girls will roopon Monday, Sept. 1. In addition to s thorough Xingliah yducation, Fronoh will bo taught. Also, Musio, vacal and Instrumeatal (in graded classes of four) by compotent Profossurs, For clreulars gud furthor partioulars, apply st & Hinsdaloat., noar o, MRS, ARG THE FPRINCIPAL OF THE GER- mnn-h‘-llfill\l-firunch Sominary, now at 8 Unlon-ay. izcar Cottago Grovo aud Oakwood-ays., will rocolva & fo oung Iady buarders in hor famil; 'hio house {s now an rflnllcd in tho healthiost partof \hn'clg. For olrculars addross tho principal, or Mr. BAUER, musio storo, Talmor's Hotol, State- SOUTIHBIDE KINDKROARTEN WILL COMMENOL 9a Monday, Bopt. 1, 1673, tn socond storgof building Ge6 Wabash.av,, hoar Fourtoonth.st, Thia school is for ohil- dren undor T2 yeara of ago. Miss Sarah A, Wi olpal. Circulars can bo abtained at B, H. atoro, abash.av,, aorner Bixtoonih yon & Hos- Loy inusta storo, 163, ‘and of MISS WINNER, 20 Wa- bas TO NT. OFFICES. A few Very Desirable Offices are offered for rent in tke Trib- une Building. Single or in suites. ‘With and without Vaults. English Tile Floors through- out the Building. Elevator running during all business hours. These Offices are not equaled in the city. The best for all classes of business requiring a central lo- cation. W. C. DOW, Room 21 Tribune Building. NEW PUBLICATIONS, FARMNERS FOURTH OF JULY THE IMPORTANT ADDRESS Of 8, M. BMITH, Secretary of the Illinois State Warmers’ Association, before the Live ingston County Farmers’ Association, At Pontiae, ‘on the Foueth of July, Is now ready for delivery ns an 8-pago doou-~ ment, for goneral oirculation. Farmors’ Clubs and Granges will be sup- plied ot the following rates: Singlo Ooples.. 2 ots, | 100 Coploa...75 ots. S0 R &t 1,600 83Blon: - 60t Address J. W. DEAN, Room 6 Tribune Building, Chicago. ___FRAGTIONAL CURRENCY., $56 Packages oF FRACTIONAL CURRENCY YOI BALE AT Mall, via Al Tdnoand Main Line! Bpeciol Now York fxpross, via Atlantic EXpross, vin Alr RNight Expross, fa Sinin Li ziknact Acconimodation,... Houth Chicago Accommoiation,s PITTSBURGH, FORT WATNE & CHICAGD RAILROAD, Teare, Arrive, Day tix oo B Fast Lin Mail... Valparaisa Kccommodation, . CHICAGO. INDIANAPOLIS & CINCINNATI LINE. VIA KANKAKEE ROUTE. From the Great Central Railroad Depot, foot of Lake-st, For thraugh tickets and aleeping-car berths apply at our hew Ticket ofice, 131 Randoly near corner Clark; 8 Canalst,, corner Madison laSallest., corner Washe wian, and at Hiinols Central Depot, THROUGH re Ohlcago: Arrivo at Lafayoila, Arrive at Iudianapol Arrive ot Olncinnatl . Tralus arrlve at Ohlcago at 7:574, m., 8:35 8, m., and 1j0p. m. Onlyling runiing Haturday illght trat to In- dinnapolis aud Uinclunatl, South Ead passongers can got bagago chooked sad tako traln at ‘lwonty-socondst, ot ___PROPOSALS. _ SEALED PROPOSALS Wil bo rocoived at the Office of the Soath Park Gammis- elunors, Nos. 161 and LaSalle-st., up to 13 a'clock, noon, of Baturday, the St inst., for tho dolivery of tha Toilawing matorlal on Pavilion Uarkway (Fifty-tlthst.), In the quantitios stated, approximatoly: 17,000 cublc yards of gravel, to be delivered botween Bouth Park and Western.ava., (0 bo proporly spread and rollod and tho road-bed finlshod ta the satlafaction af the Eunginesr. 650,000 brick betwoen Halsted and Reuben.sts., and 125,000 brick botwoon Bouth FPark and Westorn- avs., the brick to bo of the best quality of sewer riok. 6,100 foot, 18-l pipo. 5,500 feot 15-inoh plpe. 4200 foot 13-4noh pibo: 330 f6st Srinon it 800 foet @-inol Fo o dafive a4 Kar, POy R e e olther vitrilied olay or cemont rav., 1,600 baviels of comont, to bo dolivarod betwoen South Compsiattonors foseFve tho right to rofoct any o all e YRR 187 Xogineor in O BIEDICAL CARDS. DR. C.BIGELOW . CONFIDENTIAL PHYSIOIAN, 277 and 219 South Clark cornur Vau Uurea, Chicayo, of the papors, thiat Dr. hy nr:l.u tn Chloazo. madh Dr., 1. the inort o IST of the sge, honored by tho pross, aateomied of 0o nighost mudlc!(nkulnmon{lh‘-ll [ ‘modical institutos of Tho day, having dovoted TWENTY VHATS I IS LIFIE th porfaol iy romodios that wilt curo pouiiivoly all cases of OLICONIO AND SPLGTAL DIBEASES In both soxos. OONSULTATION FRER, SEPARATE PARLORS for ladion and gentiomon, Call. CORILIKSPONDINQI GONFIDENTIAL, Addros all Tottcus, with stamps, to Dr, 0. DIGELOW, 277 and 30 fouth Olark-st. Thmes, Oct, 23, 1863, DIt BIGELOW fu a roqularly brod phsslcion, 1118 rap. tation i beat knows ferw in our midsi. 1 wan® - wn dis- | taut referonve, hut fs well spoken ot bi' t:\ml?‘ wan on trusting thems sives to his care. While the world anidures thia ulies of Disalotans nro roqatred, and if any ouo noada Bl aotvico, I §3 GF (10 utmost. iMportancy (1 wog Gnly & man Whowo experionco is oaual to hls oifor of i Greldy mud wittout projudico, or any lutorost fn mr. ag Gacdintly und | aviis Cuutral ', tho trutl, v mmotl unat Shumatiehly mih i viit It BIGIEEON, Honth Clark-s., O NO CURLE! NO PAY ! 3060 Bouth Clark-st., Chicago, May bo contidontinily conaultod, personnlly or by matf, frgaol shagie, on all chrouly o hottus dissasos. Dite Jo KEAN 16'tho anly plysiolan in tho eity who wat- rauts vures or 4 yuv. ! Groon Dtustrated with Bt ook eont tor &0 conts, ous g ougravings, "DR. A. G. OLIN, GONFIDENTIAL PHYSIOIAN, ) No, 312 Wahasli-av,, upposite’ Post Olticv, Ufifcago suros aljrivate, ohiroul, and Toth s0xos, norvous disoa: no mattar who have failed,” Call or wl toed, O TRIBUNE OFFICE. annltation (1081 vorraspondouce pages full fnformativn for two stawve Rvad Q5 il