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> AY est sor fc mson ” PAGE TEN THE CASPER TRIBUNE-HERALD the Gasper Sunday feibune and Che Casper terutd eve \ evening ex ur rabd te ralng except.Alo , ‘ ing pustoftive IDATHED PHESY se for publication ished NSUL he il. 270 Mad ontgomery st SSCLUIPTION KATES By Carrier and Mail ry eve! ing except daily and and nd sper Mor He Conserving Human Capital If we can be sure about anything, it is that health is the chief and most important element in that most desired of human conditions, contentment. And though man doesn’t seem to realize it, health is the casiest to attain of all the elements of happiness, The rules for its preservation are simple and not difficult to observe. The way to harden the body is to impose labor and effort upon it in the days of good health—to exercise it, and habit- uate it to withstand all kinds of noxious influences. For the body itself, when properly prepared, is the best doctor. The muscles may be strengthened by a vigorous use of them; but not so the nerves; they aré weakened by it. While exercising the muscles in every way that is suitable care should be taken to spare the nerves and senses as much as possible. The eyes, for instance, should be protected from too strong a light, from strain in the dark; from continued examination of minute objects, and the ears from too loud sounds. Above aH, the brain should never be forced, or used too much at the wrong time, let it have a rest during digestion, for then the same yital energy which forms thoughts in the brain has a great deal of work to do elsewhere. A man must learn to view his intellectual capacities in no other light than that of physiological functions and. to man- age them according]; ng or exercising them as tlie case may be; remembering that every’kind of physical suffering, malady or disorder, bas its effects upon the mind. The brain, as might be expected, is the key to good health. Thought is only the organic function of the brain; and it has to obey the same laws in regard to exertion and repose’ as any other organic function, The notion of a soul—as something elementary and im- material merely lodging in the brain and needing nothing at all for the performance of its essential function, has Jed many »ple into foolish dis of the first rule of good health proper rest. It is most important to allow the brain the full measure of sleep which is necessary to resto: t; for sleep is o a man’s whole nature what winding is to a clock, The sleep ss. tests performed on university students recently by pro- ssurs resulted ny sensible person could have foretold; use his brain properly who hasn't had sufficient ep. The Heart of Life John Masefield, in a preface to a new edition of one of his works, tells us that trag at its best is a vision of the heart of life, and explains: “The heart of life can only be laid bare in the agony of an exultation of dreadful acts. The vision of agony, or spiritual contest, pushed beyond the limits of the dying personality, is exalting and cleansing. It is only by such vision that multitude can be brought to the -passion- ate knowledge of things exulting and eternal, Commonplace people dislike tragedy, because they dare not suffer and can- not exult. The truth and rapture of man are holy things, not lightly to be scorned. A carelessness of life and beauty marks the glutton, the idler and the fool in their deadly path across history.” If the meaning is not clear to you read the words over again slowly. Tragedy is the heart of life because pain is posi- tive and happiness negative. A man who desires to make up the book of life and determine where the balance of happiness lies, must put down in his accounts, not the pleasures he has enjoyed, but the evils he has escaped. The fruits of life are not pleasure and joy, but experience and knowledge. Happiness adds nothing to the stature of a man, but experience and knowledge give him power and wisdom, and it is these that make life so good. pp The Exodus There are those of the south who see in the-hegira Flor- idawards something more than a mere “follow your leader” movement to the far off fields that look green. Some see a permanent shift of population and there may be ground for the belief. The waves that wash such a population upon the Florida shores are bound to leave more or less stranded when they recede. These become permanent, Then there are those ho also become permanent through advantages offered—that here, and he removed their busin and not exist else SHES ortune How much the south will benefit in the way of popula- tion and wealth, Florida alone, does not receive all the bene fits, cannot be told until the movement subsides. As far north s Spartansburg, South Carolina, here is what the Herald notes: “In a day's driving north from Spartanburg hundreds of cars from northern states headed south are encountered. The migration is one fo the most remarkable developments in the history of this country and is significant. The movement in- creases and it is squarely a condition for the south to properly . What will it all mean within the course of the next ? Is it the beginning of a permanent shift of pop- ulation? “Florida is filled with people, but not all of them are for the hotels are crowded in all the principal cities in Carolinas and the camping grounds along the highways taking care of hundreds of tourists. It is for the whole outh to realize what is happening.? , The Direct Primary fhe primary election system has many sins to answer for lready, but from entirely new quarters: complaints. break- until it would seem, that one day soon the desire to get rid of it would ual the craze, some years ago, to establish it. In Texas there is probable cause for complaint, and the Waco Herald mildly approaches the subject: We wish that some man who has filled the office of gov- crnor would tell us how ywuch it cost him to make his two races, nd how much poorer he was when ly came out of the office n when he w into it. Not every man is willing or able ty for so strenuous a campaign as is involved in running for the office of governor or lieutenant governor or United “States seuator or any other of the high offices. We are here lookin t the direct primary from a single uel from that of what it costs in money and time to run any office, whether it be that of legislator or governor or 1 ntcndent of public instruction, As we see it, the correct way of choosing public officials would be the method of the Methodists in choosing their bishops, there being no avowed candidate Kut looking at the matter as it now stands, what misgiy t come to uy man when he contemplates the heavy 1 iture of effort and money, and on top of that, the ehan of defeat, Merely wishing to throw additional light.on the pri- mary—that’s all per Tribune-Herald St. . and Chamber: of Com are on file in the 2 d s are World Topies he continued, ndment was an the attempt to from the without con- the right of self- rhment. he theory federal pment has j diction over navi. gable streams It would enter a state and regulate and control the water power and water’ supply of that state.| It 1s done also on the theory that since a state may be selfish in the use of its water the federal gov- ernment has a right to step in and control distribution, “For all practical purposes there is federal encroachment {n continu- ing ‘federal tnheritance taxation. These taxes are used for ) general federal purposes, notwithstanding the fact that this ts not a federal function and could be more easily administered by the states. “From all of this, it !s. apparent that there must be, and that there is coming, 4 new alignment and to some extent a re-assertion of funda. mehtal *principles and a new recog- nition of the lines of demarkation between the states and the federal government. This will bring us back ‘tothe orig: purposes, will relleve the federal administration of some of its burdens, give a greater measure of sellf-government and home rule and preserve the spirit of the constitution. As new and chang- ing conditions werethought to re- quire this great departure, so new and changing ‘conditions may lead us backiagain to.-or near the place trom which we started. “The sooner we ‘get be constitution the better. And. this applies not only to the compact clause, and to interstate, commerce, but to many other constitutional nrovisions affecting to. the our everyday Ife. We are gradually but surely surrendering these priceless privil- eges guaranteed hy the constitution through our own Indifference in not Striving more strenuously to’ pre serve them: J ¥ It is quite clear that we ha gone too far to wholly abandon ‘all of the activities: taken over by the federal government, but we can and should ‘retrace our steps and. start afresh under the corr clause and | rm pture possibl About Umbrellas DAVID McCoRD | In Boston ‘Transeript. A.rainy.day is allright tn its place, which {s outside—by itself. If I can sit all morning tn comfort by the fire and watch the lazy drops pursue each other patiently down the glass to the window sill, and hear the soft drymming on the shingles overhead, and the low gurgl> from the north: east corner of the boise where the Butter Ss leaking «gain (we must wet that fixed), it is a pleasure to have it rain. In fact, it is always a pleasure to watch nature operate if her operations are adjusted to dry feet and an even temper. Rain away I have a book this morning and noth! ing particular to do but read. and in two or.three pages [ think Mr. Flet- cher will drop me a hint that niay solve the whole mystery nlesiy, Un- less, of course, the man didn't really die. Ever since Sherlock Holmes re turned I have doubted the veracity of detective-story deatn. it ts so an. noyingly unstable, But yesterday it was raining and Thad to go out. I wore my rubbers, I recall, and carried tho best um. \brella I could find. 1 never cen find the best one. Somebody else has al- Ways taken it. Asa matter of truth, I have never seen it around the house tn all these yea I Lave enly heard of {t. The best one ts a le gend, a symbol, am mythical lance of ant!-pluvial perfection. On dry days in summer I have tried to Surprise it {nthe umbrella stand, bnt it {s'never'there. 2 athing bi and a few tattered and dust clinging to the lean ribs that them pitec ‘0 th Bu er. goes and yet, w n the first big flood tn the fall I kear in provoking rumors of {t and [ ad vised to'take the old crook-handlod one, that leaks and teave the best one (says a voice), “I may want tt.” You can ‘have it So.I went out yesterday and hore aloft = black baldachin that had seen better but’ not wetter days. ‘The catch on {t,:I discovered, would keep it down and not up. - Now, If a dit. ference tn mechanical action {s at all Recessary, I can see one advantage of the arrangement: \An umbrella ts closed more than it {s open. But the umbrella architects (have they ever been really rained on?) seem to for- get, many of them, that the man on the street, {f he l!kes his umbrella, Ukes {t open. And he doesn't like to climb up into the rigging and Press continually a cold and probably wet thumb against a bit of brass to keep {tet road and himself half-way ary. Mine kept closing ab:uptly and folding me away like the Arabs their tents until a merciful wind of a sudden stole up behind me. A single puff, while T/was fingering the wretched catch, put ‘the whole busl- ness up forever, so far as I am ron. earner ts it io Haid vical nee 66) HAY Cotton Cate Dairy Fees GRAIN Flour Salt Voultry Veeds Poultry t edies Revenge Lice iiwoer wit! sure clean your Poullry of this Pest WILLIAMS S10CK MEDICINE Here ts a Real Medicine tor Cat- de and Sheep Will relieve and Prevent Worms, Tic Snotty Nose, Bloat. Contains the proper Ingredients neeae@ for the bet: terment of your Livestock. Try it and be convinced, We are dintributore for State at Wraming Casper Warehouse Co. DISTRIB TORS Tel, 27 263 Industrial Ave. jerns | cerned and [ found myself, Uke Em- ily Dickinsén’s bat: His small umbrell: quaintly halved, of course, I was not elate. the umbrella nas changed! | t was at first, says the ineyciope- dia Britannica, anxious to be of serv, . an “ungainly article which did not hold well together.” We mcd- must smile at that, It was probably made of stone ind bronze and did not “hold up" wall either, unless the owner was pretty husky and a member of the kings gzard. I am sure, however, that there were no catches to bother with und that it took a cyclone to blow {t inside out In more recent centurles, {t seems, the umbrella was one of the insignia of royalty and power. I wish it were still, for I never feel less a royalist’ and less powerful than when I am carrying one. Rather, I am humil- jated and ashamed. Nor can I call myself, ever, after the Mahratta princess of Indfa, “lord of the um- brella.” It is not in me. The only lords of it I have ever known, indeed, are professors who carry umbrellas about snugly bound and swathed tn silk, like so many mummied em- bleims of thelr innocent profession. Jonas Hanway, who (the Encyclope- Gia.tells! me), died {n 1786, but who up to that point had led a gay life as the first Engilsnman to carry an umbrella in public, was likely no more jealous of his implement than they. But I expect he was careless, and left it on the London coach or lying about his club, and that one day someone else picked {t up and twirled it a bit, and undid the wrap- pings, and then tried it out, cingerly, on Fleet street. So there were two of them; and by and by a third. (Un- lucky Jonas!! Pmbrellas, lke books, are never returned). And we are safe in supposing that a few, years later the umbrella had become quite common, and that people stood them, dripping, in such bathtubs as they had; that the first itinerant rib menders came threading their way about the residential sections. tink- ling their nolsy Uttle bells, and that 2 certain scholar, etymologically in- clined, looked into the origin of “um. brella” and found that {t came from ombrella, Italian dim. of ombra. Lat. umbra (shade). For apparently (as well as I can make out) the Ttallans under those blue, seraphic skles, had a tight time of {t distinguishing be- tween rain and shade. Ignorant fel- lows! yesterday I could have shown them. Young May Moon By THOMAS MOORE ‘The young May moon ts beaming love, The glow-wor p is gleaming, ve. How sweet to rove Through Morna’s grove, When the drowsy world {s dreaming, love awake!—the heavens~ look bright..my dear, fis never too late for delight, my dear, And the best of all ways To lengthen our days Is to steal a few hours from the night, my. dear! Now all the world Is Sleeping, love, But the Sage his star-watch keeping, love, And I, whose star, More glorious far, In the eye that from the casement peeping, love. Then awnke!—till rise of sun, my dear, The Sage's glass we'll shun, my dear, Or, in watching the fight Of bodies: of Ught, He might happen to take thee for one, my dear, To My Mother By EUGENE FIELD How fair you are, my mother! Ah, though ‘tls many a year Since you were here, Still do I see your beauteous face, And with the glow Of your dark eyes cometh a grace Of long ago. So gentle, too, my méther! Just as of old,-upon my brow, Like benedictions now, Falleth your dear hand's touch; And still, as then, A voice that glads me over-much } Cometh again, | My t. 1 | nd gentle moth w 2 have loved me, m T have, not power to tell, Knowing full well ‘ That even in the rest above It {s your will love, Loving me still, And, as of old, my mother, I am content to be a child, My mother's love begulled From all these other charms; So to the last Within thy dear, protecting ari Hold thou me fast, My guardian ange For Rent After Jan. Ist, 1926 Entire Balcony One display window and part of Main Floor. See HOFFHINE Becklinger Bldg. { Who’s Who A New Jersey clubman, Ogden BE. Hammond, Bernardsville, has been nominatéd ambassador to’Spain, by President Coolidge, to, succeed, Alex- ander P, Moore, who:resigned. This Will be his first Xperience ji they ‘plomatic field. He was born ine Kentucky 56 ears ago ard ducated at hillips Exeter \cademy and Yale. He went to New York and entered the Insurance brok- ‘rage business while tlving in Bernardaville. N. J.. Hammond was a member of the State Assembly for two terms. Other public positions whfch he has held are vice chairman of the New Jersey State Board of Charities and Corrections, member of a prison’ in- quiry commission and chairman of the\ United States Eood Adminisvra- tion Board during the war. Among the party offices which he hii held are delegate to the Republican na- tlonal convention in 1916, and treas- urer of the Republican states com- mittee. At the present time he is prest- dent of the Hoboken Terminal Rat! road company, is a devotee of snorts and member of a great many clubs. Panama Centennial Next June at the city of Panama will be observed the centennial of the first South American congress, which was held one hundred years ago this month. The first South American congress was .alled by Simon Bolivar, who will forever be known to history as the Liberator of South America. Bolivar was the greatest of all South American statesmen and warriors. It was due to him more than to any single tn- dividual that the southern continent was freed from the rul eof Spain and the different free republics there were established. Bolivar was the first statesman of the South to realize that the Inter- ests of the new republics were com- mon and that stability could only be assured by co-operation and a merger of interests. The Panama congress, which he called one hundred years ago, was Summoned to promote this co-opera- tion. The flag of Spain had been lowered, but factional jealousies and bitter political contentions over poli- cies and boundaries bade fair to re- sult in the undoing of all that Bolivar had accomplished for the cause of freedom on the continent. The Liberator himself was’ plotted against and atempts were made to assassinate him by the pecple whom he had freed. The Panama conference wis called by Bolivar for formation of a con- federation that, as he sald In Mis letter, “should act as a council of appeal tn times of conflicts and com- mon danger, and which, moreover, would be a faithful interpreter of public treaties when difficulties should arise, and,.in short, a con- ciliator in all our difficulties.” The purposes ag set forth in this hundred years’ old letter are still the {deals of the unfon-of-the South American states. ‘Bolivar did not live to see his ideals realized. A cen- tury has passed and still they have not been fully realized. South Amer- fean revolutions became a by-word and a reproach, ‘The expulsion of Spain was a matter of but a com- paratively few. years. The establish- ment of orderly and permanent free government has been a matter of ages. But South Ametica is nearer to: day to the {deals of the continent's great deliverer. The holding of the centennial conference should further ald in the reallzation of these ideals. —— Red and Mellie Those who have been lamenting the fact that "Red" Grange so suc- cumbed to commercialism as to ac- cept large sums as a professional football player, which they them- selves would have jumped at, may now prepare to burst into a flood of tears over the sad case of Melllie Dun- ham. It {s most apparent that Mel- Mo'{s alsd a’ hopeless victim’ of com- merclalism, clutched in its long ten- tacles In’ a grip much more tense than his fiddle strin Until quite recently, as everybody knows, Mellie has been fiddiing for Ford. But it wai ‘not then that his itch for the filthy lucre manifested itself. In fact, nothing could have been more in conformity with the To watch and guard me with your] highest ethical standards of fiddlers a On ART GOODS For the Holiday Week. Casper Stationery Co, 115 East Second St. !enan his retort to the manufactur. | er’s offer of money: “No, my price is $3 a night.” It seemed to prove that the price of fiddlers was as un!- form and moderate as the price of | Fords. | Now, howéver, we are told that Mellie has signed a vaudeville con- tract for “an unnamed large sum.” Rumor has jt that he ts to see Tex Rickard about the possibilities of a barn dance and fiddling exhibition in the new Madison Square Garden; and it {s now his purpose to see how much loose change he can collect. ‘Henceforth, jt will be a nlp and tuck race between him and the fleet-footed Sridiron star toward the goal pluto- cracy. Of course, those who dance must pay the fiddler, and as a national celebrity Mellie will be able to de- mand a higher price than he could before he left his home in Maine. Possibly his becoming a celedrity is an artful attempt by Mr. Ford to bring about a return of the old-time dances, but, In any case, this 72-| prise. year-old fiddler will goon be well able] “+4 storm! grunted Hale-N- to buy a Ford, having proved that| Hearty. ‘And coming here!’ there is no fixed route to ‘fame.f wipers itvis growing chilly! Grange attracted national attention by“ using his shoes to good sdvan- tage, and James Lucey, the shoemak- er, by his friendship with a presi. dent; but Mellie Dunham, the snow shoe maker, did so with his fiddle, pe eae Movie and the Masses A few years ago nobody went to the movies; there were no movies to Bo to. Now 130,000,000 go every week; there are not that many good people in the country, but some of the’ regulars are on duty nearly ey- ery night, which lets some of the rest os us take a night off to seek other diversion. To seat and shelter this vast throng the picture people have pro- vided 20;189 movietheaters. All of which means that we have become, not movie mad, but pretty generally given over to the movie habit, suffi- clently certain to constitute us a thoroughly competent court to pass upon thé merits of the individual productions as they pass in qutck succession. A motion picture magazine has un- dertaken to find out what movie the people: like best every year. For 1925, of course, the decision is not quite due, but there is evidence of public_taste in the selections made for the years immediately preceding which Include vid," “Humoresque,” and “The Covered Wagon.” .These as a group show the long advance that has been made { a short time. Will 1925 at its close have done as well? Will 1926. go on to something better? a JETTLED OUT OF COURT Litigation over medical fees asked by Dr.I. N. Frost in a suit instituted against Mr. and Mrs, Earl L. Hollis | has been settled out of,court by a cash settlement satisfactory to Dr. Frost, it was reported yesterday, and dismissal of an appeal carried to the d'strict court probably will be asked. At the original trial of the case in Justice court a jury returned a ver- dict for the defendants, whereupon the case was appealed to the higher tribunal. The settlement accepted by Dr, Frost means final dispositio of the case. ° Sane CHILOREN WHO LOST ARTICLES ARE. ASKED TO CLAIM PROPERTY Children who left articles of cloth- ing cr dtherwise at the Christmas party staged at the Elks auditorlum Friday morning may recover them by calling at the Elks home and identifying them, it was announced last night by the committee. A con. siderable assortment of caps, mit- tens, mufflers and other articles was picked up when the hall was cleared for the last time and the Elks are anxious to restore these to the child- dren. oS Until ice is two inches thick, {t ts not really safe for walking upon, although at/an inch and a half ft will bear a fast skater whose weight, naturally, is never dead welght. Ice five inches thick’ will bear © the weight of an automobile, while at six inches it is safe for a crowd of people. All GRAND'THER GANDER SPREADS | ' “Now, Cubbies, remember this one | | thing.” babies close. for you to set out to seek your for- tune be sure you look up as well as down, Hearty folks they met along the way that they had quite forgotten to ¥ the skies warning growled Bright- E} and shivered At this moment Grand’ther Gander twisted sbout his long slender neck and at the sky. “THs-8-8! ing. It upg my bill.’ | “The not to be di like a hearts they dreaded a storm, were Gander fly away grunted— “Poof! us feathers’ until particles that sting like thistles they fall upon your nose. trudge on and you will find it grow- ing colder and colder, and windier freeze together, and your heavy that you must needs us your now, times comes you will’ laugh out of the other side of your mouth, I promise you. flown on without me. Well ‘they know this {s no time for especially if nobody is going to takes his good advice. The best of luck, but—but’. “Tears bill and he could not continue. “ ‘But what? demanded the Bears. And because their feathered friend felt 50 badly, too. DISPUTE VER FEES IS) =: agains A LITTLE GLOOM. Mother Growly hugged her | | “When the time comes | |! Bright-Eyes were. 60 Hale-N- in the and interested teh | So Grand'ther Gander's hiss came as a great sur- cocked up one eye The is here. m. is t not com- A flake just fell | two - By SHSSS! 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