Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 19, 1924, Page 2

hh dA A te tm et aeote i i ée p 1 e > MONDAY, AUGUST 18, 1924. ah | STHE WICKED FLEE WHEN NO MAN PURSUETH, TACT Che Casper Daily Cribune Che Casper Dailp Cribune ter, the professor opines, is a survival functioning is being aided by tactful of the childhood of the race. thongh unofficial counsel d advice idge out of the White House and in John W. Davis or any one else.— MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The truth is that a-sense of humor is| from cabinet officers and r prom-| troit Free Press. : yo es Se The Associated Press is ounem en-| essential to. the very preservation of| inent Repub! Oiaidas Mr. Davis’ in a ' ; ‘ \ ee Oe ee eae of a Temi | civilization; it is the suving influence] With Hepublicans continued in power,| vain for any acknowledgment the - 1/3 a srenited eee an so the in civilization. it is likely that another four years will new prosperity of the American furmer + ews publish 5 The destructionists are all tragedians.| witness a final adjustment of a problem] through the operation of yatural laws.— = = 4 cathe , oa Riember of Audit Bureau of Cireulation| This is true in the realm of politics and] that means much to our taxpayers. New York Herail-Tribune. ss 5 Proverbs 28! Bible . ¢ (A. B, ©) public affairs. They strut the platform =: ‘The Davis address did not rise to the SE. ZA 5 > PRES su rene Ble Nat ne es AE SPS PR ER : ; The Casper Daily Tribune issued. every tear their hair, bellow solemnly and a 4 level of the man who wrote the letter re- LGB evening and ‘The Sunday Morning Tribune| tear passion to tatters. ‘The reason tliey Farm Protection fusing to play politics by giving up his ZZ Vt, every Sunday, at Casper, Wyoming. Pub-| do not succeed in fooling all the people] A tariff tarradiddle persisted in by | clients — sas City Star. es [AZ lication offices: Tribune Building, opposite| is that some of the people have a sense| the Democrats is expressed to the effect E Pan eet postoftice. of humor which pierces the gloomy fog| that “the farmer under the present Re- United We Stand “Tintered at Casper (Wyoming) postotfies Casper (Wyoming) postoffice with which these histrionic joy-killers| publican tariff law is com; to sell > 2, 1916,| Surround themselves. a free and purchase in a protected| Editor Tribune—The one supreme les- as _stoond cine roatter, Noversvee 240.2282: Gin aerial mentally wholesome well| market.” A statement was recently dis-| son the people who want all laws en- Business Telephones balanced man does not fall for the stage| tributed by the Republicans showimg | forced and graft driven from the public Branch ‘Telephone Exchange Connecting | business of the political tragedians. You| that agricultural implements, fertilizers,| service should learn is to get Cee All’ Derareas cannot make a "Sotahayik out of a man building Srateelaly, inetading lumber,| When this is done, the crimii and By with a sense of humor, or who has the] fuel, breakfast drinks, boots and shoes| grafter will rapidly disappear. The law- J. E. HANWAY and BE. B. HANWAY other human-qualities which make peo-| harness’ and saddlery, “leather gloves| less element, the underworld, the fter 7 ple tolerable companions for others. The| animals for. breeding purposes, barbed] thrive, not because they are in the ma- 32 1 Bae oneh cena sel Steger| 1 who spends his time in gloomy in-| wire, hones and whetstones and a large | jority, not because the people desire such wide (Ohibe poe 286 Fifth Ave. New| tfospection, in brooding over real or im-| number of other articles are now on the| but beause the peony are divided. York City; Globe Bldg. Boston, Mass., Suite| 8ginary wrongs in envy of the successful] free list, while there were reductions on} These undesirable elements stand to- 404 Sharon Bldg, 55 New Montgomery 8t.,| Whose industry and enterprise and thrift| many things in general use on the farm.| gether. Law violators, crooked business San Francisco, Cal, Copies of the Datly| he is unwilling to emulate or whose good| It is impossible here to give a detailed | and fters have no trouble in agree- Tribune are on file in the Now York, Chi-| fortune he is unwilling to forgive, nat-| analysis of schedule No. 7 of the Repub-| ing. They can give and take. They can cago, Boston and San Francleco offices and) urally hies himself to the standards of|lican tariff law, “Agricultural Prod-| sit around a table in some back office visitors are welcome. parties and candidacies which represent| ucts and Provisions,” which is embra-| and agree upon their candidates, and go SUBSCRIPTION RATES. nothing but an organized grouch. cive out from it are taken the following| out on election day and present a solid By Carrier nad Outside State Among all the organizations with] articles which were absolutely front, The next morning the le won- One Year, Daily and Sunday which the country is blessed or afflicted | duty under the Democratic tariff law| der how it happened, ‘The 4 ae bed One Year, Sunday Only --.-- one for the preservation of a sense ofj enacted in 1913, and which will be placed| may-as well not vote, if they kill each fonths, Daily and Sunday Months, Dally and.Sunday - . Dally and Sunday humor is as yet absent. But it is much needed. Where can a bigger joke be found Pa 2 than the leather-lunged lawyer politic- <n r i 4 jan and professional place-holder who| highly protected under the present Re-| the basic law of our government, is be- It \ \ y) pretends he is lying awake nights worry- law. ing openly and flagrantly violated, all il) | l , With additions no doubt, in} others votes, and the enemy presents a ipated event of a Democratic victory this fall. These same articles are solid front. That our laws, even the constitution, By Mail Inside State. One Year, Daily and Sunday - One Year, Sunday Only ------.. Six Months, Daily and Sunday . ‘Three Months, Daily and Sunday ‘— One Month, Daily and Sunday - All subscriptions must be paid in advance and the Daily Tribune wil! not insure de- livery after subscription becomes one month . ing about the welfare of the people, but sh meats and meat animals of all] admit, and’ the most popular pastime in \ who everybody knows is suffering from] sorts, and prepared poultry, milk and| which. the candidates engage is to de- . insomnia because of his own ambitions|cream, fresh or prepared; eggs, buck- \( e ia ey f clare that they are for law-enforcement. for place and power for himself? The| wheat, corn, rye, wheat, flour and sem-| Graft is on every hand and those who country needs a laughjer squad to cach-|olina, bran, plain biscuits, cherries,| pay the taxes appear helpless to stop it. inate into seclusion these gloomy pro-| figs, limes, peaches, pears, plums, prunes, Cannot the good people be as wise as fessional mourners over the sad state| fruits not specially provided for, in| the law violators and grafters and stand ce We j of a people blessed with opportunities} brine, and fruits not specially provided| together? They have the law on their KICK, IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR neyer before known in equal measure by| for in their natural state; crude citron] side. The welfare of society is at stake. TRIBUNE } any people in all history. and orange peel, certain bulbs and bul-| The very foundations of our civilization 3 ; It sro Bent are Paappueaek barat The heads of the Russain revolution-| bous roots, cotton seed, soy beans, sun-!are being undermined by this relgn of carefully for it, 7 Y : ne scarsciliyys Fd hatapsoiad eiomenaes. Reset ary government are all dyspeptic misan-| flower seed, grass seeds of all finds, lawlessness and graft. tragic gentlemen who pull out the tre-| Louisiana Democrats raised such a rue- taxp 0 VOTE 1] HELP molo stop every time, they talk about the| tion that the Democrats repealed the May pane Due bar agp sepa ge im downtrodden people and the wrongs ‘of| first proviso, contenting themselves with! he nominated by ed@aparty. Why should nomination. Either of those about whom|Walton Stands Good sense of humor still lingers. ji Underwood, framer of the meas that ae food pereie a elkdind bee! be s Humor and laughter are not inconsist-| the imports wonld be so greatly : | Lar riage an il ay ted, thee, Chance of Election ent with civilization. They are essential] lated thereby that the federal rev fomwhy not. get ther on one of them. later Sornplainte, hetererecotnsdic thropes too little blessed with human] and certain garden seeds, potatoes and It is laudable to run for office, but man. They have a Jean and hungry look,| retaining the reduced duties on that rguin; is and an insatiable appetite for office and product: rrmabaeeth net: Pfr: Bh f power. Their show is intended to be trag- Other articles coming under the agri- a ‘j to its permanency. Even the college pro- uld be largely increased At the same Certainty: thecwalias 01 woclesyy tae (6x In Oklahoma. ' Pertinent Question (Anonymous) You say your taxes are too high, But do you vote? About extravagance you sigh, But do you vote? How long, your wail, must we endure This state of things which keeps us poor? How long? T do not.know, I’m sure; But do you vote? qualities to see the humor in apything| potato flour, and wool. Sugar was sched-| when more than one good candidate runs —least of all in themselves. We have our| ‘wed for the free list May 1, 1916, but} for an office which has to do with the own organized gloom squads, led by edy, but properly analyzed, it becomes| cultural schedule were given ridiculous- some) geafter, ‘becxen “by chal beh the most amusing.comedy. It calls for a ly low revenue rates in the Democratic long before that time rolled around the| enforcement of law or the handling of ness and the lawless element, gets the good, hearty laugh by those in whom a| tariff on the theory expressed by Mr. Be Rid of That Bad Back! EAK, tired—just utterly miserable these summer. - days? Morning, noon, night that throbbing back~ * ache; those sudden, The lights are bad, the streets a mess}| fessor who predicts the disappearance | time the Democrats took care to sce Liar| tt& cast to which the grafter puts the feel years older than you are? But do you vote? of humor will draw a laugh. many southern products were looked biney at piedt mares! pare fiset ae ideration ao aa ma then, to your kidneys! Chances are you've Your indignation you express, after, The tobacc> schedule, as drafted erga ane clatme of triendshi, gf good an REEL Ba ro grit Canper neglected them—have let them fall behind in ing _But do you vote? epi “The Foreign Debt Record by the Republicans some years before, ms " or Fags pes x pt gan Seetay the blood stream pure, It's little wonder, then, Sea You say the bosses rule the show, MM : was untouched. Rice and its products,| Sofa a 5 Peop t te sae {| (Copyright, 1924, Consolidated Press constant backache, headaches, dizziness and rheumatic That graft is reaching high and low, The foreign debt problem has been} figs, citrus fruits snch as grape fruit,| D&ted tomorrow they canno elected Association) pains. Or are annoyed by disturbing kidney irregularities. And doubtless all you say is so. handled by the Republican administra-| oranges, limes and lemons, pineapples | {2 November. OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla., Aug, 18. Don'trisk neglect. Use Doan’s Pills. Doan's have helped 'But—do you vote? tion in thorough business-like manner.| and products, peanuts and certain other GEORGE W. FERGUSON. |-—The fiery cross of the Ku Klux thousands, They should help you. Ask pour neighbor! You sore at Ora politics, Ww Ve he Republican party assumed con-| nuts; the early vegetables coming to Biss, on which : oenks Severn ee But do you yote i trol in March, 1921, it found in the trea-| northern markets from the south, an ii sie fag itt i You howl at bosses and their tricks, sury the obligations of foreign govern- other products were placed on the’ duct Lines and Angles ree Renanpuas ana eae Here Is Casper Proof: “ But do On oe ¢ Oitise! ments aggregating in principal and un-| able list. And Angora goat hair, 80 per ‘By TED: OSBORNE from office, may prove thé beacon] | E. Gallington, 1483 8. McKinley SE) says: | “Hard work” Won way beat} ath in) | Pald interest, some $11,000,000,000. They] cent of the production of which is in Just as that will light his path to a in and heav Tdting weakened my kidneys and made my Tock (We've heard you, me Ln ea aga Hs represented money raised from the Amer-| ‘Texas, was given a duty of 16 per cent. Hiram Johnson the United States senate. lame. When I stooped sharp pains shot through the small We want things run by business meni”) ican people through the sale of Liberty| ‘The Democrats promised the Italian vot. Comes out to ‘With three-candidates in the field, of my back. I was obliged to take to bed for two weeks. But—do you yote? Bonds, in fact, more than half of all the|érg that lemons would go on the free list California Walton is the only one who is not My kidneys acted irregularly. Three boxes ‘of Doan’s Pills Unless you do (I wonder, ioe 7), | money collected from our people through | i they would vote for Wilson. They did. For a rest | oars rae ig eee Psigats 4 cured me and I have had no trouble since.’t : You've got just what is coming to you! the sale of Liberty Bonds went to pay|'The Democrats gave them a “lemon” Mt. Kilausa klan issue and as his two rivals have . Sh eek ae Sinks war expenses of some twenty other gov-| put not a free lemon. klan support and consequently will e Tomorrow's Primaries ernments all of which claimed to be aid-| ‘The effect of the free list was disas- ; Sivide the Hn Hux vote, Walton hea 9 ft 9 a.m. to9 p.m, the} “& the allied cause in some material! trous. The law was in full effect but @ good chance of election, oan S 1 S eo eo oe Al abitet can | “8%, Those foreign obligations were in| nine months of the fiscal year 1914, yet ee oraay pares \ pie re ee people of Natrona county the form of demand notes bearing five comparing that year with 1918, under CAMOUFLAGE cratic nominee; W, B. Pine, million- Stimalant Diuretic to the Kidneys didates for offices from United States] per cent interest and payable in ” : ‘ , gold.| the Republican tariff, imports of food| “Suffering cats!” shouted the editor senator down seoeeence cee een But although the loans had been out-|animala increased 160 per cent; bread-| of the yellow journa’ 1} publican designation, and Campbell in primary election, In M4 Pp th standing from two to four years when| gtuffs 117 per cent, wheat nearly 130 per| nor tail out of this dispatch from our] Russell, agricultural orator and or- this is a very important matter to the! the Republicans took charge there had| cent and corn 1,230 per cent by volume; | Special correspondent in South Amer-|sanizer who, although a Democrat, people. In fact the most important pri-| been no effort to collect a dollar of in-}meat and dairy products 165. per cent,| lea.” 2 ‘a sunping onuap incecenaent Vast mary that has occurred in years. There| terest, much less of principal, American | by ne, the x increasing f less| “Neither could I,” said his assistant. Pevetet, Gaetan Tae ees is involved in several of the contests a] taxpayers w far: ; : Bra oh Nth TPMT Le ” he edi pa | Pawapemnorrere-Sotp uk tor ane is in axpayers were being called upon to pro-| th, 1,000,000 to $21,000,000. F: 1| “Jimmie,” called the editor to the office i vell defined struggle between those who| ,; than $4,000, 1,000,000, Fruits and ? thing—he openly admits membership well defined s eg vide all the interest on those Liberty nuts, particularly peanuts, showed huge : =A boy, “ask the South American corre-|in the klan. ven Pine probably stand for good government and those] Bonds. the proceeds of which had been increases. So did vegetables and sugar spondent to step in here a minute.” would draw many Democratic votes aire ol! operator, who has the Re: At all dealers, 60c a box, Foster-Milburn Co., Mfg. Chemists, Buffalo, N.Y." who stand for law evasion. turned over to foreign governments, and b he f yool. In fact the agricultural prod- as against Walton, but for the fact Much dust has been kicked up, and|qiso to provide an annual 3 and woo! Pp: inetrhe alsohéh kgeuacally o-oredgeed much misrepresentation and even sland- BP ual sinking fund} ucers were shot to pieces with forelgn A MUSICAL STRAIN. to retire the debts which rightfully competition, but—prices did not come| “How did you like my concert last Prt Dene yesoumiy Dere eos er has been ines aticere a besu'ok should have been paid by those alien bor-| down. They clambered merrily upward | night?” hic ctictales nine ts nH Walton bad ber nS siaavecene ree mnie: nafe rowers. The American producer suffered in his}, “It was a howling success.” ‘double-crossed” his friends, the po- phy qiinbled nen tleggers y ta prosti-| 1 As part of thelr general program of | home market, and the foreign competitor litical situation is being summed up real Rela tar tor Manhelall patito sthioee bringing order out of chaos in govern-| added the tariff taken off at this end to I, W. W. by many observers thu: ment affairs, the Republicans immedi- ately applied themselves to the foreign debt bh on Congress enacted a law creating the foreign debt refunding com- e : ° 4 ° mission, whose duty it became ae Disappointed in Davis tiate with the debtor countries and ar- Mr. Davis says nothing of the remark- rive at a settlement for the liquidation| able success which seems to attend the of the obligations over a period of years. negotiations. in progress in London, The law named minimum requirements | Paris and Berlin. If deeds count, and fig to interest and other terms below| Mr. Davis says they do, then the party| She (letting him try)—“Why?” which the commission could not go. he castigates really has been doing} He (thinking he is successful.—‘Be- Invitations were promptly issued to| things of late—Boston Herald.” cause I should be dead now.” the debtor nations to send delegates to] - Mr; Davis says either too much or too| She (knowing he isn't)—“Yes, and Washington for conference, Several of| little. The vague innuendo referring to| Shakespeare would be forgotten,’ those delegations have come, with the| “the executive’ and “some of those in net result that agreements have been| high places” smacks of an effort to cast NOTHING WRONG WITH IT : vega with reat ier Finland, | suspicion eC ial Cb) fa respon-|_ Henrietta—“Doctor, I’m all run down. AERO GASOLINE—always uniform and always depend- an ungary under which interest on| sibility therefor—New York Herald- ic.” i thelr obilpadtana Ma beng seauasierraia | teas A I Re Rib, mayises Speen ls celia able—costs no more than inferior brands. Considered in and the principals liquidated in semi-} The Davis acceptance speech is far] Henry—“I don’t believe you'll find terms of mileage per gallon and improved engine perform- annual installments. No less than thirty| from convincing. It is one of fault-find-| any evidence of it there, Doctor.” ance in general, it costs LESS, five per cent of that total obligation of| ing which will get him nowhere. It is : eleven. billions is being turned back to} one of promises but he offers little of UNCLE HOOK SAYS the American people by the Republicans | practical value that has not been or will “Happiness is somethin’ like a yal- where not a dollar had.been received] not, be undertaken by the present Repub-| lable jewel—worth a awful lot but ter- during the years of Democracy. The re-|lican administration,—Philadelphia In-|rible easy t? lose. Et’s easier t? keep sponsibility of American taxpayers to] quirer. track of in a little house th’n et is in a supply funds for principal and interest} With minor changes the Davis speech big one where et has a lot o’ room t’ payments on that thirty-five per cent| might have been delivered by a Republi-| hide itself, An’ ef y’ do lose et in a big ceased, which is one substantial reason| can orator. As an argument for making a| house, there’s too man: laces t? look why reductions in taxation have been| change in administration it approaches | fer et, an’ before y’ find et, et’s liable t’ made possible. absolute zero—Duluth News-Tribune. be gone fer good.’ The Republican national platform] Mr. Davis has not aided his chances says: “Our attitude, has not been that] with the electorate by introducing as his of an oppressive credjtor seeking imme-| major thesis the same principle—mem-| “Now honestly, Betty didn’t John pro- diate return and ignoring existing finan-| bership in the leagte of nations— that pose last night?” cial conditions. Our position has been| swept his party to: ignominious defeat “Why, ye-e-es! But how did you ever based on the conyicfion that a moral ob-| four years ago.—Hartford Courant. guess ie? ligation such as was incurred should not It is to be regretted that a clearer] “I noticed that you didn’t have that be disregarded. We stand for settlements} note was not sounded in the Davis] worried look this morning.” with all debtor countries similar in] speech, that a constructive document, i character with our debt agreement with} stead of mere specious pleading, was not] You are right, Gwendolyn dear, a man Great Britain.” evolved.— Milwaukee Sentinel. who has lost his legs no longer has much Republican debt policy for the future} Mr. Davis seems weakest where he| standing in a community, etre FUN, afte be the same as the policy for the] should be strongest, and that ig on the " > ast three years which has made such] constructive side of his campaign, — Asa Saving Element progress toward final settlement. Ar-| Springfield Republican. me “There goes a man who addresses thou. A college professor predicts the disap-| Tangements with other debtor countries} The people are not thinking much] sands of people every day.” pearance of humor and of laughter with | will be facilitated when the Dawes rep-| about parties just now. They want to| “Goodness. What sort of addresses?” the development of civilization, Laugh. arations plan begins to function, and its" kuow why they should put Calvin Cool-" “He has a job addressing circulars.” “Mary, this steak is almost raw,’ said the mistress to the new cook. “Yes, ma’am. My eight hours was up before it was done so I took it off the fire.” his profits at the other. That is the way drial ffeass mend. tn Shahn who aspire to the high honor of control- it works. ling these outlaw practices through the favor of complacent officers placed in authority. The people, or a large share of thein, are unaware that this old struggle of the bad against the good, is going on, but it is nevertheless true. In fact there are several candidates who have no other object in view than corruption for pri- yate gain. Those who vote have the situation to face and the choice to make, That is why they should make close inquiry into the antevedents and associates of the per- sons offering themselves for office. The people will recall two public meet- ings held at the Arkeon last spring. It is not difficult to recall just what opposing interests those meetings repre- sented. The objects to be attained, were unrighteous and righteous. The same in- terests, represented in the former, are busily at work in tomorrow’s primary, while as usual.the latter are not so ac- tive. Low flung newspaper assaults’ are a part of the program. Place no faith in them. But exercise your own judgment as to whom you can and cannot trust with your public business. A voter is more capable of judging integrity in a candidate than is a newspaper with ul- terior object in view. All good citizens desire to place per- sons of ability and integrity in office. Those who want the other kind of offi- cers, want them for no good purpose. We hope that electors will exercise their best judgment for the good of the whole people and for the edit and honor of the county, and that this will be done by record majority of the qual ified voters. Honolulu has one of the finest and most efficient telephone systems in LUCKY ALL AROUND He (trying to be very funny)—“I’m glad I wasn’t Shakespeare.” With gasoline at say, 25c a gallon, the difference between 15 miles per gallon and 20 miles per gallon is over 8c. Poor gasoline puts an extra toll on automobile operation that soon GUARANTEED runs into real money, ; Be fair to your engine and to your pocketbook. Use eo Aero Oil Products Co. CASPER > Gasoline ie fran mre x Vat ‘ d ; ° ne r si ars eae HTD De DR Oat PRIDE F Tesi IE ie} pei oo SUCOESS AT LAST PROMINENT