Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, July 1, 1924, Page 10

“TUESDAY, JULY 1, 1924, — 'AGE TEN. - , ¢ ae, a he Wisconsin school of dano meni handle too freely, sink to the bargain-price| All of this is, of course, with the result of the ; their faces against the ‘W! sch __Cbe Casper Daily Eribune class. ‘Imagine the punch, the gowns, and best] Democratic national convention unknown: and drape erent 9 2 ie Ae tee | eater chat : MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS the |°f all, the profits.” on the ssgecnphen that Mr. McAdoo will not be | - “The. Courier-Ji bc) italize the Re- ( ee ee eee reunited In this paper| Here is what local theater men are told ex-|the Democratic presidential nominee. Should he | “Nothing. today could a TE tating aud tnd also the local news published herein. actly what they will get in “The Cave.of Fallen | be named ile identity with what Mr. LaVollette ‘Barty than conisistent repudiation and =—ee$V—'—_eeee | 4 ” rs stands for is so complete thatvit - 1 defiance ‘of Larotetts * s po tember! ot Aba Berle ee he tale of a mother, who herself the mistress} cujt for the Wisconsin. senator to horn in on} ing it declares: “In the ups:and downs of Amer (incense HAY—GRAIN CHIX FEEDS— SALT Dress Week} casper Warehouse Co. ITs 268 INDUSTRIAL AVE _/) r AT ~ TEL. 27 - re ind © ] : n * tive party, as = ly ‘Tribune issued every evening ené)of a roaring nightlife cafe, has placed her pret-|the presidential situation and he and his fol: | ican’»polities “a soundly conservat : The Sunday Morning Tribune every, epee ey ty anughier with a rich family to be brought up| lowers may be depended on to’ whoop it up £06 distinguished from the “radicals oe eat pea STORAGE FORWARDING fe Oats aetnieeit tt eee a ee er respectably. When the daughter starts hitting|*he Democratic national ticket. That -will ring,| sin ‘brand \and the’ reactionaries.o! is pean ter ple ‘a He copestte poste _______|ije. pace that kills, when’ the butterfly. faces fabonta straight out fight hetween the construc-| ous age, is. going to govern this country. chickens use Victor - Butterm: Entered at Casper Mater postocfice as second best results class matter, November 22, 1! her moral crisis in her own mother’s cafe, here |t:ve'and the destructive forces in American pol-|ly Br. idge desires to lead such a party.” are thrills, here are heart throbs such as audi- <8 concerning the outcome of which, especially ; CRIT Ey © Business Telephones ~. 15 and 16 s é sad A gies nang ces seldom see.” ; in view of Mr. McAdoo’s personal handicaps, |" 2 hange Connecting All = /°CCS Sel p é pal “Handicaps oe eee eo rapartmenter In the announcement of “The Female,” the pic-| there can bé no serious question. 4 ten 5 ag The: other day we were of having a {ture makers promise Betty Compson more nearly é The Vanity of Display : ‘comic-supplement mind, and perhaps it is true. By nude than she has yet appeared on the screen. J. B_HANWAY/ and B.-B) BANWAY The publicity in connection with “Changing ors liga Advertising Representatives Husbands” reads: Observe man at the age of nine months. He has | Anyway, we'can come nearer apprecia’ - learned to wink and his fond mother delights] ture if ft had a good joke under it. But our pet to exhibit his accomplishment. Callers laugh*|aversion is:a piece of music called “Song With- Prudden, King & Prudden, 1720-23 Steger Bidg., Chi- : ‘ = 4 merrily when he performs and he joing in the }out: Words.” So in retaliation, we have written ows Buick’s tS laugh. It is good: stuff and he enjoys the ap-|a beautiful little love ballad entitled: cago, LiL, 28¢ Fifth Ave., New York City; Globe Ridg.,| “A rich young wife eager for a career and a plause » | WORDS WITHOUT SONG. ~v a > See him again at the age of two. He-can turn | My deeeear, youuu knoooow I love but theeeeee, new Ss1x° : : Starter. For more eggs fe Victor ‘Scratch Feed and Laying ‘Tritune are on file in the New York, Chicago, Boston, | 111 ina wiser, falls passionately in love with snd Ben Brancloco offices and visitors ‘are WEST: | he actress. ‘The wife pene her heart to another SUBSCRIPTION RATES man. Complication? Comedy? Sensation? Suc- By Carrion se sOuteleg Sir — = 'ssa0 cess? You said it.” rade pai eat Aiea ard 2.50| Here is another one concerning “Worldly * Six Monthe. Daily and Sunday 4501 Goods:” Three Months. Daily and Sunday “What happens when a keen-minded young San Mlontiy Dally pose Pees ae business woman used to independence marries ‘a romantic weakling in a moment of passion and tries to settle down? What happens when her real mate comes along? Will that interest wo- Bost: 1 Bldg., 55 New Mont-| famous stage star eager for a home look exact]. qomary Doel wrantissn:tCal Copies of the Daily | alike. They secretly change places. The husband, a somersault and perform a little dance and| Without youuuuu, theeeeeee uuuuniverrrrrse speak a. piece: for the nice man./If experience would: beeeeece has taught him to be mercenary he may wait up- on a bribe, but he wwill enjoy the ‘handclapping he harvests-and his grin will confess avast] es‘ I would: diiifiiiiiieeeee, for theeececee. pride in his abilities. CHORUS see it for. : At the age of twelve, with ‘his ego nicely de: |-I looceoc000ve yooooooouuuuuuL. veloped, he. will do his stuff without coaxing: |I looocove youuuuu. rs He will spit: through his teeth to impress the|I Iooooo0ovvyvvvvvve but-yooooooouuuuunu, fellers.. He will walk ‘on his hands before the | And youuuunuuuuuun alooooooone. ‘tonished. of a little girl who lives next reise astonis! eyes a gi Ss arene : door, He will roll up. his sleeve and flex his arm to exhibit a little knot that he- calls his] ~ Private (as he leaves fficers’ training camp) muscle. Always he has his reward and his com-|—“See Here, Lieutenant Jones, now that I am placent soul purrs with delight. a civilian again, I want you to understand that I take back all those salutes I gave you.” In his late’ teens he will approach the plate INEFFICIENT EFFICIENCY. swinging four bats, or pass every other car on the highway while some sweet ‘young thing “Have:you been studying the science of effi- ciency?” squeals at his side, or perhaps in homely circles, “Yes, but I had to quit..I got so interested in wear a toothpick and chew plug cut and use long and withering cuss words. He will employ such ‘vironment jit that I found it was. interfering with my regu- lar. work.” Devooooooliiid GS trae for meeceete, * And I-would diiiiliiiie, Six Months, Daily and Sunday ----. Three Months, Daily and Sunday —. 5 men? Oh man!” See eee ee al aiaiialanvann “Forbidden Paradise” is thug set out: Bul ance Daily Tribune will not insure delivery after subscrip-| “The world’s greatest passion actress has come tion ‘becomes one month in arrears. into her own. Here is Pola Negri, displaying all KICK. IF YOU DON? GET YOUR TRIBUNE. |the fire and seductiveness that has made her N'Y GET YOUR TRIBUNE. u 3 Seu eae EMON TONE Tribune after looking care-|famous. A sensational story of society romance Md fully for {t, call 15 or 16 and it will be delivered to you and intrigue.” t fore 3 by stecial ‘msensnmer: “Hexist ee Co tine! Ligh) The producers, following several of the im- o'clock. moral scrapes in picturedom that offended the : moral sense of the public, promised a complete - Those Who Are Running sifting out of ‘the atiehdetaend a complste re: . Among the contestants for the Democratic | formation in picture subjects and their treat- nomination for president down in the New York! ment Will Hays, the chief mogul gave his per- conyention we find the following strange names. | sonal guarantee. We don’t recognize them in the Jist and we don’t| §o far as we are able to judge, if any attempt believe anyone else will, but their sponsors said/was made to carry put these promises, the ef- that’s who they are and we can only take for| fort failed miserably. For many of the same old granted that they know what they are talking/immoral gtars ate starring, and the same old about. Here are a few of them: “The peerless | subjects are coming on the screen, only, if any- leader.” “The mature statesman.” “The man thing in ranker degree than formerly. trained in battle for the truth,” “The true leader We give these particulars so the fathers and in the crisis of party and of the nation,” “The | mothers may take notice and govern themselves nation’s noblest stalwart Ameri manship with ey CASPER BUICK CO. FOR RENT TEN MODERN UP-TO-DATE OFFICE ROOMS methods as may be indicated by his em but he will find means to show off and will re- joice in the conviction that he is a wonder. Is ‘all this, then, “bad medicine?” Not at all. Observe our friend on a Saturday afternoon e when he has reached the age of forty. His desire | less excitement, the more thinking. is to lie in the hammock and read, but instead ee he is mowing the lawn, He does not mow-it be- MUCH.WORSE. + i cause an unclipped lawn offends his sense.of the} “My wife constantly pesters me for money. and best son,” “The great| according as they wish to subject their boys and | beautiful. If he were afield the meadow in its Does yours?” ~ n,” “The man of sane states-| girls to allurements that appeal directly to them} natural state would look good to him. But shear-| “No, but the’ people she bifys things from do.” fixed on the future,” “An-jand lead, no one knows where. ed lawns are orthodox and if lie should neglect =——— i other Old Hickory,” “The man of loftiest char- his the neighbors would disapprove. And so he UNCLE HOOK SAYS. 1 acter,” “The people’s champion,” “A regular hu- pushes and sweats as long ago he winked his “Tl’ wise man measures his words by carefully weighing them; th’ fool measures his by th’ foot.” . There isn’t a great deal df political excitement for an election year, and that’s a good sign. The Light, Water, Heat and Janitor Service Furnished. Rents as Reasonable as My Clothing HARRY YESNESS The Man In The Barrel man. being,” “The wearer of no man’s collar,” Asset or Liability eye to win the good opinion of his fellow-mortals. “The twentieth century crusader,” “The man of! yo purpose of the LaFollette candidacy for} This slavery to public opinion, born and nur- destiny,” “The knight of purity and upright- president is obviously to defeat the Republican | tured of his vanity, may cause him to spend, too he farmer's friend and poor man’s 8YM-| national ticket. Having given up hope, after for-}]much for a ‘car, for rugs or for clothing, but it pathizgr,” “The modern Moses to lead us through ty years in office through the help of the Repub-| keeps him’ on the reservation when he would the Red Sea,” “The people's protector,” and 80 |jjo,n party, of achieving an ambition he has pur-| Wander astray and civilization would run amuck on. +.q |Sued relentlessly for twenty years, Senator La| Without it. Of course these are the stage names applied |tojette is out to get revenge on the party that by enthusiastic convention orators. The folks has given him so much but has failed to hand ~ back home would never have picked out such|him the place of power he has thought belonged names, nor do they believe’ the description thus to him by divine right. applied fits any person they sent down to New) Assuming that. LaFollette’s candidacy would York to run for president. ‘< be helpful to the Democratic party, Democratic At last account these gentlemen with the| members of congress and Democratic politicians strange names were hopelessly sewed-up in 8] ond editors generally, have been shoving along deadlock, with no immediate prospect of tieing |the LaFollette cause. cans upon all save one. A stud Father, (to son home from college) —*It is as- tonishing how much money you need.” The Son—“I don’t need it, father. It’s my cred- itors who need it.” ; CORDIAL ~ - She—‘I was so sorry to hear of your auto ac- cident.” “7 He—*Oh, it wasn’t bad. I-expect to live through many more of them,” She—“Oh, I hope not.” Exposing the Bunk: * As a result of the opening up to the entire na- tion of the audible details of political conven- tions by the radio, the general public is {03° 9 Rae a ae ine cae Ae ea an [RES Ee rR a new idea of the bunk, insincerity and manu- IMPOSSIBLE. factured enthusiasm of such gatherings. The im- Doctor—“There. goes Widow Gotlotte. She is pression given by hearing the. spoken word, with | the only woman I ever loved.” ly of the table of electoral votes might |the emphasis placed by the speaker on his per- Friend—“Why don’t you marry her?” - rsa throw a little light in certain dark Democratic} iods, is vastly different from reading it-in. cold} -Doctor—“I can’t-afford it.-She’s my best pat- Concerning Hypocrites places. It is by no means certain that LaFollette's | print. And when the listener in comes to under- ient.”” 7 5 as inventions as “Citadel of |°@mdidacy will not dofar more harm than good| Stand that “spontaneous. demonstrations” are Such meaning) latch ent,” “predatory in- |t0 the Democratic national ticket this year. carefully prepared in-adyance and under perfect privilege, ST le haioteapeateg cave Street | LaFollette may carry with him a few north- control, he is further disillusioned. ‘Take the pike oe ee Li oelde oly,” “the fa-| Western states naturally Republican, ‘with ‘a |Smith demonstration for instances It. was Iong- ” “pa d Age n “ Of | mm ite atougailite small total electoral vote. On the other hand, | Continued and accompanied by the greatest noises vored | few, J See bl kee take their places |#@ Will draw a from the Democratic candi-|@¥er produced in a convention hall, but when the ng many,” and ae ae a a olitical uack doctor |d@tes a large industrial vote, in certain. pivotal | Smith director saw that it was boring the dele-| | Inquisitive -Tourist—“Information given out ani the yocabnlayy rane pie Ptibals ” “demo-|States with a large total electoral vote, which | gates, he sent word:to his lieutenants distributed | here?” along with oA Seer 2 Nonejage more reac-|b@8 been heretofore cast for the Democratic |®bout the floor and it was sopped. The machanics Attendant—It has.” Seats ae ie peat: iples and leaders of the|P@rty, and which but for LaFollette would prob- | Of this synthetic bedlam were perfectly apparent. Sa a Sf pall ies; none are more re-|@bly support the Democratic ticket this year. $ eetianary than these self-styled “progressives.” |_ The reasonably sure Democratic states this Glibly they speak of the great American demo bind ae sere pre Stern Arkansas, Florida, -.” knowing how well the “democracy” prop: at a, eae {sq ssippi, Montan ort aganda has worked in the land—worked so well, | ))roUnas ont Carolina, Texas .and_ Virgin in fact, that many distinguished men, who sagt re states have an electoral vote aggregating to know better if they do not, speak eloquently |*~/- ar vee of our government as a “democracy.” It isn’t pe | perpetrate eaten vitterty vesenctul if we dismiss them at the end tiiel covenant representative republican goy- Suis fa iny Speen REL BED New ee anbitdess or" iiebemar ices the position, . e ent nothing more nor less; it is neither |* NET 2 vy » Pennsylvania, hode Sentoctady nor ees democracy, and the soon-|/sland, Utah, Vermont, Washington, West Vir- ’ SERVICE pair i THE MASTER. - Agent—‘Is the boss of the house in?” Proud Father—“Yes, he's upstairs asleep in his cradle.” There are few businesses that can render such service to the Public as does a light plant. Random Newspaper Opinion As a public enterprise Muscle Shoals should at least afford.a nice reserve for Iame ducks— Rochester Times-Union. A band of saxophone players, 65 strong, is roaming the land. It is believed this instinct for traveling in packs is purely for purposes of self- defense:—Detroit News. Many people’ liave resolved to take their holi- days late in the season to avoid the rush of peo- ple ane their. Ralidays early in the season to What is the rule for lesser pldces has also Ee rer Tage tssing Show (London). Second Terms for President BY ELDEN SMALL We have generally come to be respectful ad- herents of the second term idea for presidents, = for most of our officers of lesser importance. |The men we put into city or county offices.are Our service is continuous and as near perfect as we can make it. Old Sol himself makes mistakes and many times disappoints you, and all your complaints don’t phase his arrogant nature—moreover he takes time off to sleep—is moody and independent— but our light service is at your com- mand; we never sleep at the switch and it is as near perpetual as man- c . ‘. T . ; er some of our careless: tongued ashen hed Y sinis and Wyoming, a total of 181 electoral come to be accepted as even more logical in the ia been ee icetee ee ee renee Hiegnrsspe oie ‘ight you'll fea ving - ie - 5 o hag Sree a fecueativiaes the people||, The doubtful states may be listed, giving to|°@8¢ of the presidency of the republic. Yet the| 9o. the whole -hog.—Philadelphia ‘North Ameri- voting public has by no means been always ready us at the other end of the wire. Let of the country going to be fooled, misled and the opposition the most favorable consideration can. 7 inoi i 4 z : in. | concede the testimonial represented by a .re- a your lamps tell you the story. Don’t bunkoed. Lbires top maa: deep eicky sary ene, iin: | olection.’ Sometimes, indeed, even a party nom. tare ete re tar ein’ she Bip co creem depefd on the other fellow’s eyes. They call themselves “liberals,” these self-her- 0d ow eee cn th Dy in Onin’ One ete ination has ben refused, although there is no Infinite,—Life eS i ee prope: A ssiNe: ans: organs cae aeeeee Tennessee, Wisconsin, Colorado and South Da, ee Sonar bd) eee ‘did ‘not want tobe} q'he. Women’s International League for Peace You ought to know for yourself if your ») § eS a -. SS, * - he "se z, ry z, cialis views, bigotry in its most extreme sense, |Kota. All’ of these states excepting Kentucky, |"°*Urned to the Whi mee “ ae aereetoa forgets that that wasn’t the way lighting apparatus is adequate, but are qualities which describe the middle name of |Wete carried by the Republican national nomi. a got the freedom.—American Lumberman. Among the executives who wanted re-elections but did not receive them have been Taft, Cleve- land (he got it, however, on a third attempt), Ben Harrison, Millard Fillmore, Van Buren, John Quincy Adams and his father John, Adams. the ave eral.” And they call themselves |"ees in 1920. Of these 229 electoral votes the Re. “acti part instead of which they again are publican ticket will need 85; tie Democratic the exact opposite. The most uncompromisingly Wcxee must annex 136, partisan individual in the world is the one whose it Ege Nor unnacy abenia Ae punta ainpenttieei nee ee tay ( ms ; aH a roportions and not turn “ Dem¢ ‘or prc rersions of non-partisanship are most yoc'! out to be a “dud” might be to keep’ the doubt. is ant eign se were not even Iatiog their men ‘delegates and free powder for the The phraseological pharisees are decidedly |ftl states of Minnesota, Wisconsin, North Da. a rata tiogt. 7 cItaa geen seg ao ars ane fr women. Women smokers, it seems must be sat- long on words and phrases. When it comes ‘to nice and possibly Aebraaks out of | term and were in oftize Sethe: tine of thd cit! iatieet with a-puff—Philadelphia North Amer. P 8, they % invariably found to be "© #epublican column. In such case it would - an. some other way—more often old than new—in|‘Ttic column where it has. been placed in this bi mi Party to whom to look ‘for struck up, “Hail to the Chief.” Now if it just N tr P which the acts and deeds should be done by some-|°°™putation reducing the sure Democratic to- Anbport. doesn|t om out to Hail and McAdieu.—Phila- a ona ower body other than themselves. tal"four votes or to 117. delphia North American. C : don’t kid yourself into thinking a Poor, medium watt light globe is going to give you the same service as a big one. A visiting Frenchman, expecting to find peace is surprised by general unrest. He would be more surprised to know that we pay people in Wash- ington to-keep-us worried—Wall Street Journal, Where Is the Reform? | The other day we picked up a piece of propa- ganda published by one of the large’ picture cor- porations, who determine the kind and quality of picture shows, we may have the privilege of viewing in the near future. Two things, in partic: ular, caught our attention. One the titles of the forthcoming picures, the other the announce- ments and synopses for the attention of local *. pict theater managers. Here are a few of the Intelligent Democracy A sample of the intelligence with which polit- ical issues are discussed by Democratic news- papers in the solid south is found in the state- ment of the Memphis Commercial Appeal, claim- ing. the largest circulation of any paper in the south, when in the leading editorial of- its issue of June 13, commenting on the Republican nat- ional convention, it says: “Last night at eight o'clock when the Republicans were about to RO to the negroes for a vice presidential candidate, there being no apparently available white man a hapnv thought struck them and they tendered the job to rele and pene Dawes. The negroes : have been dominant in the conyention from the No. jump.* * * The very fact that two honest Repnbd- Generous praise for what he called the “pat-|{ Ne. an licans can be found to run gives to this pair riotic progressives '—referring to the LaFollette (Coolidge and Dawes) an extraordinary degree | ‘@ical bloc in the Sirty-Eighth congress; were || No. 622 of importance.” caroled by, Senator Pat Harrison of Mississippi, “keynotting” for the Democratic national con. vention last week. When those “patriotic pro- gressives” take the stump for LaFollette, after the conference for Progressive Political Action But in the industrial states of New York, Tili- Class consciousness is what you have when a nois, Indiana and Ohio the effect of the LaFol. twin‘six splashes mad on your new torusers, — lette candidacy would be anti-Democratic. The Bridgeport: Telegram. farmer yote is not disaffected there to the seme LaFollette is.afraid that a-man will be known extent as in the northwestern states, nor does by the. company that keeps him.—Philadelphia it bear so important a relation to the total vote, North American. The yote that LaFollette could muster in these The world is becoming so democratic that the states is the railroad and factory yote of the grand manner would be extinct except for traf. sort that was delivered in 1912, 1916 and 1920 to fic_cops.—Hartford ‘Times. the Democratic ticket, and would be so delivered thls year by the professional labor politicians if LuFollette were not in the field. New York and Manhandled,” “The Enemy Sex,” “Chang. |Illinols, or New York and Ohio, or New York 0 ” “The Golden Bed,” “Forbidden |and Indlana ,conibined with any one other doubt- he Female,” “Wordly Goods,” | ful state, will turn the trick for the Republican ”' Unguarded Women,” “Play.| ticket, even if all the remaining doubtful states things of e.” “Sinners in Heaven,” “Little }were credited to the Democratic column, Miss Bluebeard,” “A Broadway Butterfly,” “A| The effect of the La¥olletto candidacy will al- Sainted Devil,” “Argentine Love,” “A Woman|s0 do more harm than good to the Democratic ire,” “Wild Moments,” “The Beautiful Ad-|c2use in the doubtful states of Kentucky, Mary- ; land, Missourl, Nevada, Oklahoma and Ten- pare to be offered to the millions of boys |1itssee, It will draw off from the Democratic and girls who frquent moving picture theaters |ticket the vote controlled by the professional dha caim ery. over. {labor politicians, Hostile. submarines probably couldn't reach Uhese shores unless commanded by experienced rum runners.—Birmingham News ex ‘ TRAIN. SCHEDULES Chleage A Keynote Echo Weatbound a eee Paradise, “Compromise: Adds Voting Strength The Louisville Courier-Journal the Democratic journal of which the late Henry Watterson was meets in Cleveland this week, their ears will be is with amazing frankness that the pro-|| The Democratle ‘politicians who have been editor, gives a warning to the minority party | leaf to Democratic praise. What they are going ducers speak of these pictures and the profits to ees only “a aereley disconteyt in the north. | that “The Democrats will make a mistake if they & Bay, POC oe toes Lardcd will be some- : haaaslvet: third ave, overlooked the probable effect of the} underestimate the chances of ‘Republican. gue.| thing terrible: ie hob they are going to Here is what the advertisement has to say|third party movement on the industrial vote |cess this year.” : play. with) Democratic chances for rape raett SALT CREEK BUSSES concerning “Manhandled,’ in which Gloria Swan-|Which the professfonal labor. politiclana hove Continuing its discussion of the political sit-} November causes'a shudder at the very thought 3 Busses a Day Each Wa: son isthe slar: been delivering to the Democratic party for the uation, the Courier-Journal makes the observa-| thereof. - LEAVE CASPER—TOWNSEND HOTEL Les Salt Crepsh “Innagine the sereen’s most gorgeous personal-| past ten years. Through this oversight they have | tion that the Republican refusal to compromise i ‘ ity as a silken gold digger, trading her caresses |been led “Into the folly of feeding a snake that with the LaFollette guerrillas “will rally to him ‘ i sam ‘he leagu ons costs member sta’ Called for and for jewels and Rolls-Royces. Escaping untar-!may fatally bite them before “ esmae of nations he tes and sam m the campaign is] (Coolidge) thonsands of voters—especially if the 4 th. f $5,000,000 - We wonder <= Salt, Creek Treneportation 2. — pished, till her charms, like all rare goods that over. wrt ee wie Sees ee ON" Detiicrata Zire Wiehe LaFollette—who “have set -they: receive for*the expeutiinre? ame a crt at Gecapany, “el 146 blr AN