Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, June 28, 1924, Page 2

Lae te). PRABLLNO MOO ee tt Aw mes: PAGE, TWO. Che Casper Daily Cribune’ THE ASSOC! ‘ED PRESS The Xesoslatod Press ta saideely entitled to the use for publication of all news credited in this paper @nd also the local news published herein. ——————— Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©.) Fraiche at i atari enna EES] The Cas Daily Tribune issued every evening ant The Sunday. Mor ing Tribune every Sunday, at Cas per, Wyoming. Pub ication offices: ‘Tribune Building, opposite postoftice. Entered at Cas: ie CWyom{nay postosfice as second clase matter, November 22, 1916. Business Telephones -.-----n- es Branch Telephone Hxchange Connecting Departmenta. and 16 al By 3. BE. HANWAY and EB. E. HANWAT Advertis! Representatives Prudden, King & Prudden, 1720-28 Steger Bide.. Chid cago, Iil., 286 Fitth Ave., New York City; Globe bina tl Boston, Mass., Suite 404 Sharon Bidg., 55 New Ball gomery St., San Francisco, . Copies of the ng ‘Tribuue are on file in the New York, Caleago. 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The New York Times in its editorial cap: tioned “Two Hard Planks” follows the "forked road.” The Times, speaking of the Fordney-McCum. ber tariff, said; “Some life long protectionists denounced certain schedules of the new protec tion.” So much is true, They did, But why is the Times not honest enough to add that these same men learned their mistgke and later on acknowl- ’ edged it? Telling only half the truth is false : to be lower. The same is true of a num hood, The Times said: “Senator McCumber and Representative Fordney had the happiness of making the Payne-Aldrich tariff look moderate; and their places in Washington know them no more,” There it follows the forked road, It is true that Mr, Fordney no longer is representa- tive from Michigan, but it is not because of his activities on behalf of the tariff. The Times knows the reason he did not succeed himself is bécause he announced Jong before election, and long before the passage of the bill which bears his name, that he would not*again be a candi- date, because his private business demanded his personal attention. As to the statement that the present tariff made the Payne-Aldrich tariff “look moderate,” the truth is that the rates of duty on many com- modities are lower in the present tariff. Nor is that all. The rates of duty in the tariff of 1922 are, on the whole, less adequate to protect against foreign competition than were the rates of the tariff of 1909. This is due to changed conditions and changed prices, both here and abroad. . The rates in the cotton schedule “looked” high- er, but in their practical effect, they have pores To! other schedules, notably that of. agriculture. What was an adequate protection against Can- . ‘adian wheat during the life of the Payne-Ald- rich tariff of 1909, was no protection since the close of the iate war. In fact, the tariff of 1922 imposed a duty of thirty cents on wheat, ag against twenty-five cents in the tarlii of 1909, and the president had to rage the rate to forty- two cents to meet the change in conditions, The Times said, in referring to the farmers: “What did they get out of the emergency tariff? They soon found that, while the iariff had put up the price of everything they had to buy it hac no effect on the price of what they had to * There is nothing wrong about the Times’ state- ment except the very important fact that it is wholly untrue The emergency tariff imposed no duty on articles of any description outside of agricultural products, except that it increased the duty on manufactures of cotton and wool by the same amount that ‘it imposed duty on ‘the raw materials. In other words it, imposed a com: pensatory duty, as. was only fair. It is henee absolutely untrue that the tariff “put up the price of everything they had to buy.” The tariff does not regulate prices, Its pur- pose is not to regulate or increase prices, It is intended to keep foreigners from flooding the United States with their products and thus keep our own producers from selling in the home market. In other words, the tariff is intended to prevent unfair foreign competition, The tariff on manufactured goods is of direct nnd vital benefit to the farmers, wholly apart from the benefit derived by them from protection to their own products, Adequate protection keeps the customers of the farmers at work, giving the money with which io buy farm products, money which otherwise would go to foreign workmen. Protection does even more for the farmers. It prevents the prices of the products which the farmer buys from go- ing higher than they would except for the domes- tie competition made possible through the tariff, Ii is unfortunate that the Times should be unable to diseuss tariff questions from a fair and impartial point of view. By twisting the facts to suit {ts poliey, or by going even further, it fails to be convincing. The tariff, as has so frequently been stated, is an economic question and should be discussed understandingly, truthfully and im partially, There ix virtue in knowing your pi before you speak it, gnd greater virtue in per- mitting the truth to shine through your works, The Fundamental Issue Broadly speaking it should not make much dif ference to the American people whom the Demo: crate nominate for president and vice president, or whether the Republican or the Democratic national ticket is elected, The real issue of the campaign, that which is fundamental beyond all others, lies not between the two ree aes Par: ties, but between them and tHe radical party, which is expected to enter the field with LaFol- lette at its head Unlike the Republica large and powerful fs thelr convention det ained that certain men shall not be nominated, and if one of this class is chosen, the sequel will show the same heart burnings that have followed the Republican con vention. But th consequences, large as they “+ the Democrats have a m Which has entered ESOT OPN ee NRE may loom to the factions involved in them, are neither here or there in the face of the real con- pate which will be waged at the polls in Noyem- r. ’ The fundamental issue to be decided by the voters is whether the American form of govern- ment, as administered since the days of the foun- ders shall endure, whether private initiative and opportunity, shall give way to a system directed from Washington La a gigantic bureaucracy; whether the courts shall be overthrown and the whims of a vacillating congress be substituted for the orderly process of judicial decision—for the ultimate rock of safety upon which tho re public is founded. “Almost unlimited prosperity for the great corporations and bankruptcy for agriculture,” is charged by LaFollette against the national pol- icy, conveniently forgetting thet if industry had produced a great surplus also, it would be as flat as iculture. In the mind of LaFollette, the Republican platform was built on the the ory that it is money in the pocket of the manu facturer to see the farmer poor and distressed. It is sheer nonsense and LaFollette knows it as well as anyone else, Ia Follette declares“that industry has been granted unlimited credit and the farmer refused credit, This is not true. The farmer hag been given more credit than he could back up with collateral and industry never has; but its collat- eral at the moment happens to be a little better than the farmer's. The Coolidge administration is doing all in its power to extend the farmer further aid without injustice to other classes. LaFollette talks of “guaranteed excessive freight rates” when he knows very well that no one ever has guaranteed anything. On the contrary the government expressly limited railroad earnings above six per cent by requiring that all over that amount should be divided with the government; and at the same time, through the grain corpor- ation, it guaranteed the farmer mae | the war double what he had been receiving for his wheat. LaFollette inveighs against the duties on manu- factured articles and makes no mention of forty- two cents a bushel on wheat, which is excluding from Canada every bushel of wheat except the hard wheat, which American millers must use if they are to produce certain grades of flour, no matter how high the duty, If the American people have the good sense with which they are credited they will take the safe road and ignore such demagogues as LaFo}- lette and settle the matter of the future govern- ment of the country by choice between the Re- publican and Democratic, parties. Courage in Public Men There is not only satisfaction but great encour- agement in the thought that not a few leaaers in the two great parties possess both character and courage, Mr. Coolidge has evinced courage on notable occasions when the temptation to evade difficulties by playing politics was great. His vetoes of the pension, bonus and postal sal ary-increase bills, his firm attitude on the World Court and his eriticisms of congress: and of the nominal leaders of his party in congress all required conrage, The biuntness and courage of Charles G. Dawes scarcely need emphusizing. He a; ro sively fought congressmen over the budget issue. Always he has fought time-serving politicians and artful or clumsy political dodgers. He has never hesitated to express his opinions in plain terms, “4 Certain leading Democratic candidates for the presidential nomination are men of courage, character and refreshing directness. Governor Smith of New York never conceals his convic- tions or tries to straddle, His views on prohibi- tion, Ku Kluxism and other niteorieatel mat- ters have been stated boldly and categorically. John W, Davis, with fewer opportunities, has revealed the same qualities of self-respect, cour- age and sincerity. Senator Underwood is straight- forward and plain spoken. The same is true of Senator Ralston. The American people admire and appreciate courage and independence in public men Any notion to the contrary is founded on perversion or misunderstanding of the facts of political history, The double-faced opportunist who boasts of his practical statesmanship is the least prac- tical person in the world Faithful, unselfish, brave leadership never fails to win respect and admiration. In the Unit- ed States, at this present moment, there is ur gent need of a reaction against political coward: ice, futility, caut and hypocrisy, and such a re- action is coming The people are turning to men who are capable of providing genuine leadership and who are prepared to stand up for their con- victions. And it is growing noticeable that the trimmer and fourflusher are more and more dis: regarded, Not a Contributor When approached to learn whether or not the eROES that he was financing William G. Me: phe campaign was true, Edward L. Doheny said; “T am leaving the privilege of contributing to Mr. McAdoo’s campaign to those who believe in the efforts of a lawyer who deserts his client when he is under attack, after having received substantial retainers for legal services, Those who believe that such a course is ethical no doubt believe Mr. McAdoo would make a good president of the United States,” i Tt is assumed from this that Mr. Doheny is not even a contributor to Mr. McAdoo's war chest, let alone financing his spectacular movic show Long Life Each individual has his ia dosire and each if given opportunity, would speak for jewels, glorious raiment, education, travel, money or s other. thing of no greater worth, but the thing that each in his heart desires more than all others is life. Any normal individual given choice between immediate riches with but thirty days of life, and continuous poverty with the promise of four score years and ten, would scorn the money The rich covet number of days in which to enjoy their good bree the wretched and destitute cling as eagerly to life because each tomorrow may irfng joy and prosperity. Well, if life and the hope of long-continued life are the things most to be desired, it would seem the first and most pines business of the learn: od to BAogt a plan of living that would give as: surance of longevity, The unlearned, belng ign ant of these matters and by their ignorance made easy prey to folly, might reasonably be expected to die quickly by reason of some excess or indi cretion. The records for longevity are not held by the learned, however, but by lowly even less of san: itation, They survived to a great age, for the most part, because they were content—because they worried Little—because they neither com: prehended nor wished to comprehend the prob- loms and crises that tormented the erudite and those in high place. Tn asylums where those of little wit.are key the stute the reaper tardily. T! feeble sien tare no Durden of au c ne eer” uselessly, ue alter thelr normal’ bretaren ve worn them: selves down. It is a very safeguarded thing that the witless should be safeguarded by their misfortune while the wise, yee Be counsel of their wis- dom should lose the Iife they cherish by reason of their failure to live as wisely as the witless. : ¥ Th f official terrorism that began ‘ear’ eel a: in Soviet Russia still continues | who wins In March the death sentences for espionage, the broad term made to coyer almost any polisical offense, were uently as many as one hundred a day. Despite this tury of the courts the risons at Moscow, and at Soviet centers in southern Russia and the Caucasus were kept crowded with men and women awaiting trial. In the past two months hundreds of these pris- oners-were executed and a dispatch from Mos- cow reported that twelve death sentences were pronounced last Sunday. * The arrests in these cases were made by the United States Political department, organise? last December for the purpose of pacing loreign and internal espionage, repressing! discontent and diasatisfaction with the Soviet regime, and making war on political and economic counter | the pe igen f th itlons of this organiza © ex! of the operations of this or; . tion may be judged een the reports of the trials. There are supreme courts at Moscow and Len- ingrad, where most of the prominent prisoners, are eventually brought for hearing. At Minsk, in White Russia, seven @ were convicted on the charge of conveying secret information to the Polish army and officers of the former imperial} army were executed at Winnited, Ukraine. Hun- dreds of persons accused of being’ Czarist spies were arrested and executed in the Don region. In Ukraine and the Crimea the Soviet agents were especially active and secured the conviction of thousands of royalist suspects In the republics of the Caucasus many of the local governments were overthrown and in some cases the controlling community boards were con: dsmned to death for disloyalty to Soviet inati- tutions. According to a report issued fronr Mos- cow, 20,000 persons were executed for rebellion against Soviet rule in Khiva and other central Asian states, These reports which come mostly from author: itative sources, contradict the frequent state: ments from Moscow that the time of ruling’ by terrorism has passed in Russia. The constant resort of death sentences and imprisonment for the charges of disloyalty, espiohage and political offenses are unmistakable evidences of the So- viet’s feeling of insecurity in its own government. The Right Keynote “We have all been asked to give ear to various ‘keynote’ speeches und perhaps some of us have acquiesced only to-turn away with a contemp- tuous sniff because of the bunk handed us.” That in tho way the New York Commercial feels about it. Continuing it says: io iene a . “Be that as it may, only keynote speech thus far uttered and deserving of consideration was delivered by the Republican vice presiden- tial nominee; Charles G. Dawes, when talking to his friend and neighbors’He didn’t proclaim it u keynote utterance, but we proclaim it as such because it had about it a ring of sincerity and was wholly in tune with the spirit that shoul mark the coming campaign frown beginning to end, Among other things, fr, Dawes said; “.# * * There is one subject which may be called political and yet is thoroughly non-parti- san—a subject upon which all good: citizens, whatever may be their party, must agree—and that is the course of demagoguery in political discussions in this country. “An orgy of demagogism has been running rife in the world, anil we, heré in the United States, are feeling its devastating effects. All good Re- publicans and all good Democrats who put their country above their party demand the beginning of an era of common sense in public discussions. “As human being whatever may -be our party, wo are bound to differ on many subjects, but as good citizens we can unite to demand from those who represent us in political debate that they present, our differences honestly and from the standpoint of truth—not from the standpoint of passion and prejudice. The man who distorts facts, the man who preaches pleasant doctrines to one portion of our people and another pleas: ant but absolutely inconsistent doctrine to an- other portion is a menace to the safety of our fundamental institutions, As rt ir respective of party, we must demand. from our political leaders a strict adherence to the truth, including disagreeable truth.’ “Mr. Dawes hag been noted for ‘straight-from -th-shoulder’ utterances for a long time, We like that sort of thing in any man, Especially do we admire it in a man who has been nominated for a political office of importance We doubly ad- mire such a man wlien we have the feeling that he is absolutely sincere, We have such a feeling about Mr, Dawes, “A pussyfooting politician is loathsome in the eyes of many of us who have for long been quite fed up with political hokum, bunk, rot, rantings and mouth-filling words hollow and insincere and caleulated only to delude the silly multitude. “Every word that we have quoted is pregnant with truth which is something that one feels, cannot be said of any of the so-called ‘keynote’ speeches intended to start the campaign brass bands off on the right key. “If Charles G. Dawes continues’ to make speeches of the sort he delivered in Chicago it takes no prophet to predict that he will’ be ac- claimed wherever he may go by masses of ple who have long been athirst for a political foundtain flowing with truth and common sense,” Unreal Issues “In a persistent search for planks upon which to build Democratic sueceas, certain groups of Democrats have put forward three iaues, notes the New York Herald Tribune. “They are the Seance of Nations, the Klan and prohibition. We think it already clear that, whatever other issues may enter into the ed these cannot and will not. So far as 1924 is concerned, they are unreal and irrelevant, “There is a sincere group of loyal Wilson ad- mirers who are leading for. recognition of the league issue. They insist upon a candid plank de- manding that this country.enter the league. fase. no other declaration touching internat: fonal issues will uphold the Wileon policies, Yet opposition to a league commitment is thus far overwhelming and all signs now point to a vague and general clause that meang precisely nothing “As a matter of fact, the league is not an, Is sue at all in the minds of the vast majority of vse 4) Mts Americans, The decision against the Wilron pol, py ' JUNE 28, 1924. nll ae Fen o « in the Democratic form. a eet Of en ee sentiment dere 1 are both parties are in substantial agreement‘ sole veatian ip han? best to secure the requisite toro thins rote te herence. This is ni not be made one. sear eaae eect as or by any amount clal prejudiges. It is ¢ 1g in certain | 8: einer the Democratic re re is strong in| Birtha Republican Indiana But its party linea when they yote, and it is not in the ower of either party to destroy or reject its in- luence. In its vicious features it is a local and temporary phenomenon in American life that bile ac subside. In so far as the Klan ‘is a sound and legitimate force for Americanism Recta Uaeby ORa ee condemn it or will con- “Prohibition seems destined to become a pollt: ening. at 800 oloek, The at 8:00 o' . e Catecine talks we set at the mid-| Durbin streets. Lewis E. Carter, ‘ es gene: y school. 9% * 5 BE SOE. ates Lone “ S. H. Maddux, supt.,11.00 a. m. Ser- mon, “The Causes, Results and Cure of War." A patriotic service. A roll call of states will be taken to find where all in the congregation were born. Patriotic music. Quartet "God of Our Fathers" Constance. ee in . Junior chureh conducted by Mra. the 1008 catupaign, ‘The deyest portions of the| church Caster pauseet “Wat aioe do tes ei tue copaiat thn of She poy, an Gade, ie au Bay ie con: oft ? Miss Bl Wi 4 Stell they, have already ‘made it clear that no, wet era arise Ut cst, "at cauiph [teeth pm Serinon, She Cans plank will find its way into the platorn and Cure of Worry.” Male quartet. especially by bel illing to hel matter of fact,.the nation is not ready vedanta: WIKIA, foe, Goad and co-operate with them for Gods | Selected, Messrs. Bishop, Fuehrer, w this much ited issue. For the present|cause and the good of the church in| Sheppard and Johnson. Wednesday tha issue is law enforcement, and even Coy- | Casper, 7:30 p, m. service, Just the Prayer place for a restful, spiritual hour. Come. It is hoped the bi fund for June will be paid on Sunday, En- velopes may be found at the church in the pews. Ask the usher, ernor Smith haa refused to cater to the wets on this point. P s “There is a batch of radical planks available for the Democrats including the government ownership of railways, None of them is thought to stand a Chinaman’s chancé in the committee or the convention There is, however, Mr. Fall— who left the Harding Cabinet before any one had evidence of his wronggoing and leng before Mr. Coolidge took office He-is the one real issue that the Democratic party has to present, and its lead- ers would be more than human if they did not make the moat of it. So far as it goes it is a real issue The other issues are as unrelated to real- ity in this year of 1924 as Mr. McAdoo’s spotless St, Marks Seventh and Wolcott Streets; Rev. Pallip K. Bdwards, Rector, Holy Communion at 8:00 a. Church Sehoo! at 945 a. m.; Morn: ing prayer and sermon at 11.00 a. te : East Side Methodist Community, 1614 East Second; Willis Hugh ¥, Minister, 9:45, School of Religious educa- tion, Ed. Lyon, supt.; 31.00, morn- ing worship, with ‘sermon by pas- tor, Subject, “Christ forthe Needy Hour;" 6:45, Senior League; 8:00. Emmanuel Baptist. Fifteenth and Poplar streets; Rev. T. J. Hanna, pastor; residence 1510 South Poplar, phone 2751W. Sunday 9:30 a. m, Prayer ser- vice in §, HE, Sunday school room. 10;00 a.m, Sunday school, Mrs. L. W. Eveland, superintendent; 11:00 a. m., sermon by the pastor, text: Matt, XV-9; 7:09 p,m. B. Y. P. Us 8.00 p, m., evening worship ” patriotic service, with address byfand sermon by the pastor. Text: robe of righteous liberalism. pastor, subject: “Are We Drifting] Is. 5 : 4 From our Moorings;" 7:30, Wednes-| Wednesday 8:00 p, m. Prayer day, orchestra at church; 7.30, Fri-] servi A full attendance is de- “Coxey's Army” Fizzle BY ELDEN. SMALL Recent Tenypenr nace of “General” Jacob 8, day, oholr, sired. Come to Emmanuel, “They love a fellow over there.” Christian. R. R. Hildebrand, M. A, Pastor. Coxey, Massillon, Ohio, as a political prophet 4 ; , Evansville Chapel. recalls <ividly, the spectacular rise, campaign] qaic® sumac 24h moming }. Remember the Sunday achoo!. at fizale of “Coxey’s Army.” In the el oe. $:00, Hanna at 3:30 p. m. Everybody y the” K sion that swept the eountry in eral” announced that he would lead an a of 100,000 of the unemployed to Washington. They would be a “petition in boots” in congress for the issuance of #500,000,000 in federal non-inter- est bearing bonds, the money to be used for im- proving roads and providing work for the idle, In March, 1894, and 122 men started out irom, Massillon, About the same. time, half a dozen other “generals” with their divisions start- ed from other points."Their numbers {pad rap: {idly and the nation began to situp,and take'no- tice. Many of the seotions walked; one from the west. comandeered a_ t train, T and cities en route did much-to. feed. them,. ingly or otherwise Their propaganda drew recruits, On Oeay 1, Covey ana the larger pert what was left of hia “petition in boots” reached Wash- ington. Congress declined to receive him, and when the delegation marched on the grounds of the capitol, where the “general” started to make a speech, Coxey and his chief lieutenant, “Gen- eral” (srl Browne, were arrested for walking on the grass. They were sent to-jail for twenty days by a police court, Special music by choir and solo by Miss Archer, A Welcome: The word “welcome” Greets the eye as one looks at the white tabernacle on the corner of Grant and Liad street. The word is yeritten on the faces of those you meet on the inside. Yes, the very spirit permeating both School and Church services is one of wel- come. see in to believe. Tour: ists, visitors and strangers in Cas- per be with us. Sunday. A cordial weloome awaits you. Recent Go empty seats are staring us the face and saying heard the call of the Mile. You t the 5 fou cannot enjoy to the fullest extent | \. 7) pe ape will jae your, mountain. trip wil, you have|!2,eur church on Sunday. Sunday heard the sermon Sunday morning. }2°no°! at 10. Miss Mae Christian, Bubject: ‘The Call of the Hilla.” | Superintendent. A review of the Do not lag, do not drag, but do ana] les#ons for the closing quarter will build. We need you now. be had. The minister will preach Morning services dismissed by 12] %t 11 o'clock. subject. “The Name o'clock. Short, interesting, stimu. | Above Every Name.’ or “A Tribute lating sermon. to Jesus.” Evening worship at 8 Important announcements will be} 2 clock. Music hy the Senior choir. wtreet bus passes the church, Tuesday evening at § 0" - Senior choir rehearsal Friday eve- ning at 8. A cordial welcome awaits each worshipper at the services of "The Friendly Church." ——__—— Big Timber Sale Closed welcome, Apostolic Falth Assembly. 1230 Burlington avenue, Phone 342W. Elder David Schultz, pastor. Services held every night excluding Sun- a m, and 8p, m. |, 1:30 p. m. Spectal Bible discussion, Wednesday nights. All cordially invited to attend every service, Grace African Methodist. “The -Frisndly Church," 305 North Grant street, Rev. T. J, Bur- B. D,, minister, held Trinity Lutheran. @ssourt Synod) South Park and Hast Fourth Streets, J. H. Gockel, pastor. On Sunday tho annual picnic of the congregation will be held in a grove on lower Garden Creek, Cars will leave the church promptly at 10 o'clock. Members living in south: west Casper can meet the cars at Thirteenth and CY avenue. Meals William J. Bryan throws cold water on the John W. Davis boom by asserting that the con- vention may as well nominate J. P. Morgan and be done with it. Lines and Angles BY TED OSBORNE Among the Will not be served as in former years somaa Animals but sandwiches will be on sale for] WASHINGTON. June 28.-—The That are those who cannot. bring their own| bid of the Hedlund Box Lumber Extinct lunch. Apservice will be held on the| company of Spokene, Wash., on Is the one Picnic grounds at 11 a, m, 837,120,000 feet of ripe timber on That has _—_—_ 121,000 acres comprising the Twin Scandinavian Lutheran. Lakes unit of the Colville Indian cd Cheap Church at corner of South Jeff,| reservation, Wash., was accepted Cuts, érson and Sixth streets. J, Reini,| by the interior department. The _— pastor. Sunday services will be} bid was $3.15 per thousand - feet Vietim—‘What happened? Where am I?” Doctor—“You have been seriously injured in . trolley wreck. But don’t worry about it now. Fou will recover” 3 m. and ® p.m. Sermons will Victim—“That’s good, How much?” delivered in’ English Grately) ia i bd Norwegian at both services, Every. VERY FRIENDLY. body invited and welcome. “Rastus has run off with mah wife.” “Why, Ah thought he was youah best friend.” “He is, but he don’t know it yit,’ A political writer says that prohibition will be the main issue of the presidential campaign. But we wonder whether it will be an issue or ‘an entrance ~ HIOME-LIKE ATMOSPHERDP. “How did you enjoy your vacation?” “Fine; the hotel didn’t seem a bit strange. It, had all of the discomforts of home.” conducted by the Rev. N, Boe of Sioux Falla, S. D., president of the South Dakota district of the Nor- wesian Lutheran church, at 11 a, for yellow pine and $1.02 for Douglas fir And larch, is will go to the Indians, SOMETHING .DIFFERENT Those Fine Chicken Dinners At Mother’s Place 1260 N, Durbin St. Grace English Lutheran T. B. UBER, Pastor Pastor's residence 932 South Ash. Phone 291M. All services held in Odd Fellows hall corner of second and Wolcott streets, Midsummer Holy Resumen service on Sunday morning a 100, This is a very im- eye ee? member should Phone 1315-5 nt. lew members will be recelved and infants will be baptized We Never Close at this service. males of sermon, ~ “Paw, what is a worm that turns?” “A ‘caterpillar tractor, my boy.” A TIGHT SQUEEZE, Pastor—Do you think tat a rich man con go through the eve of a needle? The good book says that a rice man has as much chance of doing that as he has of entering heaven” oi ponunter st don’t wnow about the eye of a needle, but my lawyer has pulled me through some pretty small loopholes.” ‘ UNCLE HOOK SAYS ; “Ef a man calls you a prevericator, he ain't sure whether y’ are or not, 80 deny it, ef ho calls you a Jair, hit ‘im.” ? BOUND TO WIN. Lawyer—“The precedents are all against you, madam,” Lady Client—Well, what if they are? We can sue them, too.” Attention Ranchers We sold 1500 head of Broke and Unbroke horses and mules at our Opening Sale, June 9th and 10th. § Prices were fully as good as we anticipated, It looks very good for the future. Sale dates: June 28—24; July 7—8; July 21—22; August 4—5; August 18—19; September 1—2; September 15—16; Sep- tember 29—-80; every Monday and Tuesday the bal- ance of the year. Write or wire for information. _ Colorado Horse & Mule Commission Company Denver Union Stock Yards DENVER, COLO, AFTER BIGGER GAME, He—“If you will marry me, your smallest wishes will be fulfilled.” She—“That's not what I want at all; my amall wishes are alrendy fulfilled What I want is somebody who can fulfill my bigwegt oues.” . .