Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, May 11, 1924, Page 16

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Scarcely a fair | division so far as Mr. Coolidge is concerned, but | it will answer all practical purposes for an ac- clamation nomination. By the time the roll-call reaches one-half the list of states and island possessions the nomi- nation of Mr. Coolidge will have been made and the shouting will be in progres : One remarkable thing appears in the approach- ing convention and that is the absence of the fa- vorite son foolishness among the states, hereto-| fore a convention feature that has scarcely ever | failed to appear. The people seem to know. exactly what they want this election and they are taking the short- est route to obtain it. They want Coolidge and we trust they will want Dawes just as enthus- iastically. With such a ticket and a short, sharp, plat- form the whole thing is fixed. | The Difference in Investigations As Athens, in the words attributed to Pericles by the historian, was the school of ancient} Greece, so it may well be that Senator Borah, chairman of the committee appointed to exam- ine into the fitnesstof Senator Burton Kendall Wheeler to retain public office has provided a standard and a form to which congressional in- quisitors will hereafter repair as they set out upon fact-finding expeditions. Thought the in- quiry headed by the Idaho senator has not yet come to a formal close, it is safe to say that his conduct of the investigation into the charges brought against Wheeler in connection with his employment by the geologist Gordon Campbell las added still further to Borah’s prestige as a senator and a public man. It may be true that Borah, from the point of view of the seeker after sensations, has been in no position to compete with the vaudeville artists that have proved so entertaining to those who as reporters or as mere spectators have watched the Walsh and the Wheeler investigating committees.in action, Yet the absence of ex-train robbers and widow-di yorcees has not proved the handicap that one might have supposed, and there can be little doubt that Chairman Borah himself is perfectly satisfied that his committee has obtained its due need of publicity. The procedure followed by the Idaho senator has been entirely different from that which has cha. i the sessions of the oil and Daugh- erty investigations. The atmosphere and the progedure are those of the court room; the evi- dence is carefully weighed, sifted and analyzed | and only such evidence ig admitted into the rec- ord an be defined and labelled as primary eviden The substance of no hearsay conversa- tion is allowed, nor is the official reporter given an opportunity to transeribe to the printed page the conver ns that witnesses may have had with or concerning dead men. This marks a radi- cal departure from the methods lately in vogue in congressional investigations. Again Senator Borah keeps strictly to the mat ter at issue, namely whether or not the junior senator from Montana violated a federal statute | by appearing for money, as is charged before | a government department in behalf of a client} who had employed him. He is not interested in any other matters that may be brought out, how- iempting . g ma be, and he steers a course that leads him well. ur of the seething caldron of polities. It: would be difficult for a casual observer to prove, from anything that Borah says,or does, that his polit ical creed happens to be that of the Republican party or thaf he is a member of the party who administration is now under fire by senatorial ating committee. ab spoke the truth when he said at one of rly ings that his committee was to nl not to follow the precedents establish- ed by other congressional committees of inquiry. Nor is it likely that his example will be lost upon other senators in whove hands congress may place the discharge of one of the legitimate functions of that body, that of throwing the spotlight upon the administration of the affairs of government. ever nS Continued Good Management Mr. Coolidge’s ommend to the iy tion of \\ 1 innouncement that he will ree: | ng national committee the | M. Butier for the chair-| manship of the committee has met with univer: | xal approval nmong Republicans. The manner in which Mr. Butler has conducted the primary campaign in behalf of Mr. @oolidge is an assur ance in itself that his management of the presi dential campaign in the fall will be equally sue cessful. Thia early moye was not only logical but nee: essary. Chairman Adams, ag set forth in the statement issued by President Coolidge, having after conferences indicated that after the organ- ization of the incoming ‘national committee he did not wish to continue as chairman, the im- mediate problem was to avoid any possible hia- tus jn the actual planning of the campaign. This has been accomplished by the selection of Mr. Butler. As now arranged, the Republican party is thus profiting by the services of Chairman who will continue at*his post till after the con-! vention, and also of Mr, Butler, who will have the responsibility of ednducting the new cam- paign. Both gentlemen have already had lengthy conferences which will be continued to a complete adjustment of conditions and per- fection of plans, * # It is of interest that the more substantial Democratic newspapers have already confessed ; that the Republicans have by this move won a tactical adyantage. One ‘or two months’ addi- tional time has heen seeured for the caretni: planning of the campaign which the Democratic organs sadly admit cannot but work for a more efficient scheme of campaign management and a better prospect for Republican success. It is characteristic of President Coolidge 90| that although precedent has long established the right ofthe presidential candidate to designate his national chairman by reason of the close personal relations exisiting between the candi- date and the chairman yet in the wording of his announcement the president was punctilious to make it plain that he was merely suggesting the consideration of this name to the members of the incomirlg committee who will legally have the task of the actual elect of tle & Like President Coolidge, Mr. Butler is not given to sensational methods nor to personal ex- ploitation. He organized the pre-convention cam- paign so quietly and yet so effectively that his work attracted little attention except as one state after another elected delegates instructed or pledged to the support of Mr. Coolidge in the convention. He is the type of man the country would expect President Coolidge to select. “The Price She Paid” It is an every day story that may be picked up in almost eyery community in this big and broad country, certainly in every large city. Var- iations of it are common. They appear in more or less detail every day in daily newspapers. As the story runs: She wanted to “live her own life’ among those | who understood her. But a few years before she was an immigrant, new to America, which she had conceived to be a land of freedom; possibly she had understood freedom to mean license. She became a brilliant student, an artist, a writer, the admiration of the colony in which she lived, the pride of a devoted mother and two brothers. Apparently her road to a prominent successful and useful life was open without ob- stacle. She had genius which she owed to her Cre- ator through heredity. It is evident that she ego- tistically assumed it to be her own. With all these advantages and the opportu- nity wide open to become an admired and loved servant of humanity she was confronted with the choice which faces every human soul in some hour of great solemnity. Should she live for herself alone, to gratify her senses, her animal passions, to have her “fling” and enjoy it to the utmost, regardless of consequences to lerself, her family, her honest admirers, the accepted proprieties of society, and religion? Or should she pursue the more or less humdrum life of so- briety, self-restraint, honesty, decency and vir- tue, reflecting a good example upon others, and accumulating a store of spiritual wealth for herself? . In short the question that came up to her, is the one that has come to millions before— should she serve God or Mammon? It was a matter of choice, simple but solemn— momentous. © chose Mammon. She plunged into the tawdry pool of what is| called “Bohemia,” because she wanted “to live her own life,” as she said. It was a “studio” Jife, a life of absolute free- dom, of mixed companionship, with a sort of sneer at what society, calls “respectable.” She married an alleged “count,” whom her brothers afterward discovered to be a drug importer and peddler, a bootlegger and professional gambler. He inflicted the opinion habit upon her. Why she should have gone through the form of marry- ing him is a mystery, for shp soon became inp- fatuated with another man, a married man, | and with him she proposed a compact which pro- vided that she was to be his secretary, business manager and companion—practically a white slave—while he was to be at liberty to love and whom he pleased. She cultivated her baser passions to the point of insanit}, unt!l finally she attempted to mur- der the wife of her associate to get her out of the w killed the woman's protector instead, and while officers of the law were pounding at the door of her “studio” to make her a prisoner she swallowed a deadly poison and went out into the vast hereafter to piead before that bar from which poison and physical death offers no es- cape. For three brief years she “lived her own life.” That she had some realization of the vanity of h hoice is evident from a little package she left behind containing some mi ;» an insur- ance policy and a bond which she had addressed to “my dear, dear mother.” Then she took the fatal dose. She had discovered, as countless oth- ers had discovered, the old, old warning that} the old-fashioned pastor was wont to emphasize | —the wages of sin is death, . Learning the Facts me spritely repartee is to be heard in some of the senate investigating committees. Such as this in the committee probing the purity of one Wheeler, a senator in congress. Mr, W. W. Rhea ‘an ofl man was being examined: “Well, what did you say to Coan about it?” asked Senator Caraway, Democrat, “I don’t re gard that as any of your business,” Rhe “Well, Pl h an answer,” returned | Caraway, “What did you ask him?” Witness! could not recall. “Why didn’t you aay that in the first place?” asked Senator Caraway. “Because I thought you were trying to get me to lie.’ | tile to the general welfare of “the « ferson's jrive their just powers. from the con- jthan six: the asking of a mere question an invitation to you to lie? ‘rom such people as you it is,” the witness retorted, > T believe in the Constitution of the United States; in popular self- government as provided for in the fundamental laws of the United States and of the several states; that amendments to the federal Constitu- tion should be proposed only after the maturest’ consideration and “in response to nation-wide demand: that the constitutions of the states should be revised and re-written as changed economic, social or political conditions make such revision neces- sary or desirable. eh T belleve in’ the traditional a1 thority of the Supreme Court of the United States and .of the other courts forming the federal judiciary; that ony suggestion to modify or curtail the historic constitutional prerogatives of the Supreme Court Js fraught with the most pernicious Possibilities, by I believe in government litical parties; that ardent partisan: ship need not be inconsistent with Warmest patriotism; that loyalty to party should never supersede devo- tion to counry; that sectionalism which secks economic or politice? advantage through the agency of the national government will bear careful scrutiny and is usually Wrong; that class legislation by any dominant party at any time is hos- country, I belleve that Thomas Jef- dictum “Gavernmenta- Aa- sent of the governed” is as true to- day, and as wide {n ‘its application, as it was 150 years ago. I believe in the Republican party, dominant first under Abraham Lin- coln and beneficently triumphant when led by Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Harrisom, McKinley, Roose- velt, Taft and Harding; that the A Republican’s Creed MILO B. PRICE most glorious pages of American his tory since Washington’s time are those that narrate its achievements during the 65 years of its existence; that its great names constitute a gal- axy of statesmen that challenge com: parison with any other group of party leaders since-the foundation of the government; that the coun- try's best hope for constructive, pro- gressive and equitable government today lies with that party that has been in control of national policies three-quarters of the time since 1860. . ‘I ‘believe in President Calvin Coolidge and in the policies advo cated by him in the presidential mes- sage to Congress in December, 1923; that the application of reasonable economy is as necessary and sensi bie in the operation of the govern- ment as in the operation of a pri- vate or a corporate business; that great national industries should be fostered by just and equitable laws; that agriculture is basic to all othet business and should receive such governmental attention as “is cal- culated to restore and perpetuate its prosperity. ij I believe that men in public life are generally honest and well mean- ing; that dishonesty and incompet- ency in public officials should result in their removal from office as soon as Such dishonesty or incompetency is clearly proved; that candidates for federal and state office sho: characterized by —_ whole-hearted Americanism! that the public service needs and should have the highest degree of intelligence, integrity, in- dustry and initiative; that the safety of the republic is based in the last analysis, on sound citizenship and that soynd citjzenship is primarily not a thing of the head, but of the heart. » Indiana’s Vice-Presidents By ELDEN SMALL, Virginia was during .the earlier half of America’s history called the “home of the presidents,” because it furnished so,many of the occupants of the White House. In later years, Ohio has been a, rival for the title, having given, the nation no fewer Witam Henry Harrison, Hayes, Garfield, McKinley, Taft and Harding, besides James M. Cox, un- successful Democratic nominee in 1908. In much the same way, Indiana has come to be looked upon. as a breeding place for vice presidents and vice presidential candidates. The state has furnished but one president, Benjamin Harrison, but it gave a notable group of men ‘to occupy the second place. Schuyler Colfax served with Grant, Thomas A. Hendricks with Cleveland, C. W. Fairbanks with Roosevelt, Thomas R. Marshali with Wilson (two terms). Besides the above, Wm. H. Fnz- lish of Indiana was the unsuccessful nominee for the vice presidency with Gen. Hancock in. 1880, John W. Kern with Bryan in 1908, and Cc, W. Feirbanks with Taft in 1912. Eugene V. Debs of the same state has been the Socialist nominee for president in all campaigns save one since 1900, recelving a steadily in- creasing popular vote but carrying no electoral, “ (Copyright, 1924, 21st Century Press.) The Right Type N. ¥. Herald-Tribune In indicating his preference for Mr, William M. Butler as chairman of the new Republican National Committee, President Coolidge goes back to the old idea of what a na- tional committee chairman should be and what he should do, Naming this official is one of the Presidential nominee's prerogatives. He is gelect- ed to manage the national Yam: paign. He does not have to be a member of the national committee which elects him. The appointment is a personal one—a question which was definitely settled in 1892, when the national committee, on organiz- ing, wanted to retain J. S. Clarkson as chairman, but yielded to Presi- dent Harrison's intimation that he would rather have somebody else fill the post Mr. Butler has all the qualifica- tions for a successful campaign manager. He managed the Coolidge nomination campaign, and no one ;can point to any defects in it. He is the type of organizer needed nowa- days to direct a national canvas. Such a task requires alertness, pa- uence, decision and a faculty for hard work. It does not call for ora- torical endowments, or a desire to talk constantly for the newspapers or into the radio transmitter. The best campaign managers have not come out of congress or from the ranks of the conspicuous officehold- ers. Mr. Butler as chairman will doubt- less revert to normal conceptions. He will recognize the limitations of his assignment, which ought to end Practically with the. election. We have seen in recent years the na- tional chairmanship perverted into a permanent office, functioning be- tween elections. This ig an undesir- able development. The chairman ts not intended to be a party leader or oracle, operating concurrently with Presidents and leaders in congress. Chairman Adams misinterpreted his duties and his official character when he remained in Washington, mingled in/party politics, criticized Administration policies and seemed to give official sanction to propa- ganda conducted in a newspaper owned largely by himself and the secretary of the national committee. Such interim activities are not help- ful to the organization, nor desired by it, It is safe to say that Mr. But- ler wil accept the chairmanship with no thought of imitating his predecessor's unfortunate example. The new chairman will consider his task accomplished in contributing all that is In him to arousing and consolidating the party and assuring Mr. Coolidge’s election. 3 Back in the old home town of Plymouth, Vermont, the boys have organized a glee club to carry their distinguished citizen, Calvin Cool- {dge, into the presidency with proper harmony. Here is a home-made one that will likely be heard all over the land when the campaign gets stezmed up a little later: 1. In a quaint New England farmhouse on an early summer's day, A farmer's boy became our Chief in a homely, simple way. With neither pomp nor pageantry he firmly met the task, To keep him on that job of his all the people ask. Refrain: “keep cool and keep Coolidge” is the slogan of today, “Keep cool and keep Coolidge” for the good, old U. 8. A., So, Keep Cool, Keep Coolidge A lot of politicians cannot do a thing but knock, But Calvin Coolidge is a man of action and not talk; So just “keep cool and keep. Cool- idge" in the White House four years more, We have a chance to do ft tn this year of “twenty-four,” Fe’s been tried, he's never évanting, *he is giving of his best, “Keep cool and keep Coolidge” is our Country's mighty test. 2. With a private life of virtue and a public record clean, He stands upon the summits with a countenanes “serene, Defender of the righteous and a Juggernaut’ to” wrong. We'll make him stay in Washington —a hundred million strong. Refrain (as before); Woman Organizer Mrs, Louise M. Dodson, national chairman of field activities for the Republican National committee, has beon | conferring with Republican men and women In many states dur- ing the past six months. She will be present at the Republican state convention at Lander next Monday and will address the womens meet- ing whieh will occur sometime dur ing the afternoon. She wil! also ald in getting a complete state organiza tion under way In the 1922 campaign Mrs, Dodson was national director of organiza fion, remaining at national head quarters‘and not going out into the flold, In the 1920 campaign she ed what was considered a able women's organization develop: remark- in her home state, Iowa. She now holds the office of state chairman of the Women's Division of the Iowa Re- Publican Central committee and is also associate member of the Te. Publican National comniittee for Towa. The women's organization in Towa in the 1920 campaign was car- ried down to a lower unit than the Precinct. Many of the women chair. men in the 2500 precincts had from There were in al approxima 5,000 women in tho party organization. A complete can vass was made of the state, not only of the women but of the men in their families, This same organtza- tion still exists with certain vacan- | | By 919. the new law women as well.as men y LINES and WWF Ted Frank W. Dodson, who while a can-| |didate for district judge, died. In deference to this fact Mrs. Dodson was elected to one of the two: of- fices women could at that time hold in the largest county of the state. This was that of county recorder Sf deeds. This was in 1903 long be- fore women had the vote. Her ad- ministration of the office was 80 satisfactory that instead of remaii ing in office four years, which was the customary time, she was elected und re-elected and remained in office for ten years the longest tenure in office of any occupant before or since. a Mrs, Dodson has always been a surfragist. “If I had not been a suf- fragist my experience in office would have made me see the need for wo- men to possess the vote," she said recently, After leaving the county recorder’s office, she devoted her entire time for a number of years to help bring about suffrage for Iowa women. At one time she. was state campaign manager for the Equal Suffrage As- sociation, when there was a referen- dum vote on equal suffrage, and at all other times she was a member of the executive board of the suffrage association. Finally as legislative chairman of the suffrage association she helped to bring about presiden- tlal suffrage for women. This was in the legislature just preceding the ratification of tho national” amend- ment. As soon as presidential suf- frage was granted. by invitation of the national committeeman and the Republican state organization of Towa, she devoted a year's time to developing a Republican party or ganizatién among the women of the state. She replied tenderly, Mopping her School girl Complexion Off on his Form-Fit collar And snuggling Her Roman nose Under the lapel Of his coat. And'so they Were married And lived happily * Together for nearly , Six months. dentally killed yesterday.” “Well, not exactly. He merely followed the doctor’s prescription.” ‘How could that kill him?” ‘Tho prescription fell out of a window.” Inconsiderate. # Pup—"Great shades. of Tomeats! Somebody has put an apartment house right over where I buried a bone.” Contentment. The little firefly’s glow is dim, And cannot shine afar, But is not discouraged. He Just keeps on shining constantly, Although he knows he cannot be A star. To The Mother Of Today By the Wyoming Jazz Poet. They always sing the praises Of the sweet grey haired old mother Who has had her share of labor And her family all are grown. But I want to celebrate this day With the mother of today. It's mother here, it's mother there Mother at the. tub. Is Mama here, is Mama hero ‘ Mama‘at the stove. Oh the hours are long The days are long Novunion hours for her. Yes I want to celebrate with her And take her clear away Where she won't hear the word Mother Or the kids for a day. The little wildflower waves its head In joyful ecstacy. It's happy in its little spot; * It never kicks about its lot, Or weeps and wails because it's not A tree, So if you're not just what you ‘want, Don't get to feeling blue. The man you are is-not so bad; You have no reason to feel sad; Instead of that, you should be glad You're you. “That was no idle dream,” said the somnambulist“~ as he awoke and realized that while he had been asleep he had murdered his mother- in-law. There fs much Satisfaction * In returning Good for evil. If your butcher Gives you Short weight For your money, Smile sweetly And give him A long wait For his. If you haven't any family Borrow one or two. Wash for them Serub for them Whip them if you can. Then you do a right kind service And act of memory To the dear sweet kind, old mother Who did this all for you. Three cheers for us Tet's celebrate With'the mother of today Make her forget she {s a mother And the kids for a day. +A book published recently tells us how a married couple can live com- fortably on $20 a week. Now, if some enterprising author would just » tell us how to get the $20. Mother’s Day By THOS, S. THOMAS. That sweet word of Mother, so dear to my soul, Brings memories of love and joy, It takes me back to my childhood days, When I was but a toddling boy, When I think of the task of a mother’s care, With her ever enduring way, Makes me. proud to know that we at last, Observe a “Mother's Day.” Mexican mothers have the edge on American mothers in predicting that their sons may be ‘president some day. Uncle Hook Says. “A feller’s character may make a reputation, but his reputation can't never make his character.” “What are the bonds ‘of matri- mony?" “Baby ribbons.” “Scientist Declares That Meal That sweet word of mother has a tender tone, It appeals to each beating heart, Her path should be strewn with flowers most sweet, For the love that she does impart, When you think of that smile on mother's face, As she fondles her babe on her breast, Her kind love, her fond love rock you to sleep, To that quiet slumber of rest, Who is it that greets you when first you awake, Watthes.every move all the while, Who is it that shares every sorrow and care, And still feeds your soul with a smile? You'll find it’s a mother, for there is no other, Who has love's pure blending ray, Present her a flower, prove you are her bower, Pay honor to her Mother's Day. Va Va Va AV That sweet word of mother means the birth of life, Creation’s bearing tree, Through her the worlds are made and move, Without her what might be? To her the Gods in meekness bow, For intelligence they obey, Let's hope that through eternity'’s realm We observe a Mother's Day. erty. —— regular interest Mother Mother, oh Mother, I love you so, Tell mo, oh tell. me, how well you know How much I long for your soft caress To bury my face in your black silk dress, To watch your dearest old-fashioned way To smooth that hair that is, oh, so gray, To kiss the wrinkles, an4 hold your hand To tell you ther cares: that you'll rstand. You loneliness nought can stay When you kissed me goodbye and stole away. ) VV AAANAALAANNYA cles and it will continue to be the Organization of the party until the primary in June, when according to ‘ Mother, oh Mother, I need you so And that mother-love that I’ll never know. dear, that doesn’t necessarily mean that you can have your mealg charged. | were was in swimming and a steamboat - A Dollara Day Keeps Poverty Away Set aside a dollar each day and you need not worry about pov- You'll be surprised to see how fast the dollars accumulate, and we help them along with your dollar aside today. -. Citizens National : - Bank Consolidated Royalty Bldg. One Mook Says. “Th’ eternal triangle wouldn't bh» so much in evidence if more peoplg square.” It's set bock ff it gets ahead, a it 1s broke. Inquisitive slot ag ad Veterans’ hospital)—“How you los. your founded Soldier (wearily) — +1 ran over it.’ Tactless. She had just accepted the young professor, and wanted to make surg thai their love was really lasting. “Henry,” she asked, “will you continue to love me when I grow ald and ugly?" C 't worry, dear,” he assured ‘you'may grow odler but you will never grow uglier.” And he doesn't know yet why sha handed him back the ring. His Position. Little Johnnie (to the minister)— “We've got a new baby at our house?” Minister (not recognizing him) “And who are you?” Johnnie—"I’m the old one.” , Undecided, Customer—‘I want to buy a present for a lady.’ Clerk—“Your flance or your sister’ Customer—“I don't know. She hasn't told me yet."" ‘A famous actress wanted to pro- cure a divorce from her husband, and went to seo her lawyer ‘about tt. “What reasons have you?’ sho was asked. “Oh, I'm just tired of him. That's she answered. “Well, if you want my advice,” said the lawyer, “I would wait until the congressional session is over be fore, I sued. The investigations are ‘ything else off of the The great secret of Mexican presi- dential success {s knowing when to let go. Hop—"I kissed four girls at « party last night.” Fop—‘“Is that right?” Hop—‘No, it isn’t, but they didn’ seem to mind.” “Won't you come into the restau: rant and have a bite to eat?” “No, thanks, I'm not hungry.” “Well, come on in and exchange your old hat for a new one.” Salesman—"That vase is unique It is an old Egyptian relic, sald to have been given to Cleopatra by Mare Antony. <A really remarkable Piece, it is. We're selling a lot of them this year.” “Scribbler is a genius.” “Who supports him?” Still In Doubt New Maid—“Madam, I’ve forgot ten whether you wanted me to call you at eight or seven.” Mistress—‘What time is it now? Maid—"Nine. Didn't Matter Friend—"My, this is a beautiful studio you have. But isn't the rent frightfully high? Artist—"Really, I don't remem bet Very Careless “How did your cashier happen to get in jail?” “He left the ‘s' off of speculation.” payments. Put