Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, March 10, 1923, Page 2

PAGE TWO. Chev Issuec every evening except Sun County, Wyo, Publication Offic y at Caspe ribune fee as second class 1916 Watered at Casper (Wyoming), Posto! matter, November = BUSINESS TE Branch Teleph CHARLES W. ‘ES .-. change Conn .. President and Editor MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited in this paper and) also the local news published herein. Advertising Representatives. Prudden, King & Prudden, 1720-23 Steger Bidg., Chicago ecting All Departments BART: - ‘ Sty: 1d Ill; 286 Fifth Avenue, New York City: Globe B Boston, Mass., Suite 494, Sharon Blds., 55 New Mon gomery St., San Francisco, Cal, Copies of the Dally | Tribune are on file in the New York, Chicago, Boston s and visitors are we:come. ranelsco of! SUBSCRIPTION KATES By Carrice or By Mail One Year, Daily and Suncay One Year, Sunday Cnly y and Sunday y and Sunday and San Three Months, One Month Da Fer Copy All subscriptions must be pai Daily Tribune will not insure del becomes one month in arrears. Member of the Associated Press @ tn advance and the {very after subscription Member of Andit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©) K Don't Get Your Tribune, Call 15 or 1 n 6:30 and 8 o'clock p. m.| if you fafl tot e. A paper will be Ce- livered to you & er. Make it your duty to let T. : carrier misses you, k If You any ee ° The Casper Tribune’s Program Irrigation project west of Casper to be author {zed and completed at once. A complete and scientific zoning system for the city of Casper. A comprehensive municipal and school recreation park system, including swimming pools for the [/ hildren of Casper. : : ‘Compl n of the established Scenic Route boute- | vard as planned by the county commissioners to Garden Creek Falls and return. Better roads for Natrona county and more high- ways for Wyoming. More equitable freightrates for shippers of tho ky Mountain region, and more frequent train / PEX ° ps (PE, Z z co) Zihx = w é z IN THE SQUAREST STATE Teach the Constitution OME ONE has suggested that the Constitution; of the United States be taught in the public] schools of tlfe land. There are worse ideas. If the plan were adopted and carried into effect, the} rising generation would be given an opportunity to become acquainted with the basic law of the republic, A thing we fear there is altogether too little known concerning, in this day of so much fancy work in the schools, a) If the younger element knew more about the Constitution they would be in position to know what to do and how to answer the demagogues that infest the country, who are constantly at- tempting to tear the old institution down. By all means let us haye a revival of the Con- stitution and start it in the schools, and let it spread the country over, even to the high places. Jet there be such a wide understanding of the contents of the old document that no man, woman er child need have any question of its provisions. And once understood let the teaching be that tn strict adherence to it lies the pathway to na- tional security. There has been quite enough tearing away at American institutions and assaults upon the cor- nerstones of our sacred edifices erected in the past, to suit sincere and patriotic Americans. “Let us have a correct and thorough understand- ing of what we stand for, and then stand by it. And, as for those who do not stand with us— there is the gate. This country, and no country can live, with a divided people. And no country should permit any section of its people to assault what the major- ity consider its safety. Its anchor of security, Dollar Gasoline aFOLLETTE’S committee of inquiry into the oil industry prophesies that the price of gaso- line will go to a dollar a gallon. May be and may be not. Whether the object of issuing any such statement is to throw a scare into anybody, or to impress the country with the committee's superior wisdom, or to confirm in the public mind the well-known and often asserted LaFollette idea that the oil industry of the country is in the hands of men of predatory instincts and rapacious greed, is neither here nor there. No one believes that gasoline will ever reach any such price. If it does the gasoline output of the country will remain unsold and possibly unmanu factured. That price would be prohibitive. And long before the day arri if it ever should, most operators of mechanically driven ye- hicles will have resorted to the use of some one or other of the several available substitutes. None of them is likely to be quite as efficient or/quite as convenient as gasoline, but any of them will do for lack of better, and it is more than possible that under the urge of insistent demand the in- ventors will devise means for removing, if not all] the faults of the other fuels, at least enough of them to much improve their present utility. Already not a few cars are driven by alcohol, | genius sup 2.25) attack of | put behind the effort. and it can be done economically in places where there is a cheap source of alcohol supply. Kerosene, too, can be used, even in internal com-| Dbustion engines constructed in accordance with its gentler and slower nature, and as a heater for) cars propelled by steam, as a good many were the earlier automobile days, kerosene is a fuel] ubout as good as could be desired Then there is ¢ 8s worth as a power producer i daily proof by many ‘sand more than a few light ones. So s there is coal, and after that so long as there is water running down hill, the automobilist will be able to get electricity, and while at present he will not have it except for short runs and specia! uses, he would not have to stay at home even though he could get nothing else, Beyond and above all this, there is the American inventive genius. Surely it’ has not quit-at this stage of development. It is responsible for the very article Mr, LaFollette says is about to become so unreasonably expensive. Will not American y something equally as good and con- g rice within the reach of the common venient at people. S it will. It always has. | Dollar g§line! Me eye! ! There isi going to be any such thing. And even if th was, Walking is what we crave. | Don’t take P% seriously anything that comes from LaFollette.?°*he mere mention of oil brings on an “ Irophobia. Remarkable wrt SEEMS remarkable in a day of inability elsewhere to enforce unpopular laws, is the success Utah is having in compelling the obsery- ance of her anti-tobacco statute. Smoking in pub-} lie places is forbidden in that state by law. The! law was legally passed and is on the books for! enforcement. It is being done by officials at the cost of arresting and fining the state's’ most illus-| trious citizens. The successful enforcement of an! anti-smoking law in Utah, which would be as un-| popular there as in any other state of the union,| demonstrates that laws can be enforced whether a minority desires or not. And from Utah a lesson is brought home to every other state, and to the nation, in the matter of prohibition of the manufacture and sale of liquor and beer. The law can be enforced and the curse of rum and the shame of failure can be removed if a proper amount of determination is | | We have no idea the anti-smoking law of Utah is any more popular with smokers than the prohib- ition law is to drinkers of hooch. That is beside the question. It is the law. Support it and observe it like good Americans or abolish it or change it in the manner provided. Don’t become a law breaker simply because you don’t like the law and because it interferes with the things you want to do. That is not honorable citizenship. It’s anarchy. py Belated Activity T WAS EXPECTED that immediately follow- ing the killing of three people on the quiet and’ peaceful streets of Philadelphia by a particularly and very much soused banker, the au- would look to the fastenings of the stable door immediately after the horse was pur- loined, and thus fulfill the ancient saw. They are doing it with considerable flourish, that is, looking after the security of the fastenings. They have found them in good order and are going further, in order to run true to exact form. They are making hundreds of arrests of car drivers for trivial infractions of the law, and the courts are jammed with peeved citizens desiring to know why they are thus haled into the speeders’ court. if there is an instance on record of the failure authorities to get extremely busy following a} spectacular incident of this sort, in order to cover derelictions of duty, it is not recorded. It is not maintained that the police officers of Philadelphia could have forsecn the capers the drunken banker would cut, but they should have been able, if on the job, to have stopped his mad career within a half dozen blocks and thus pre- vented the deaths that ensued. But their duty away head of this was to have had the users of the streets in hand so firmly that a man would! be afraid to load up on liquor and then run wild) with his automobile. The officers are the direc-! tors of traffic and the custodians of the lives of the people, and no pains or expense is too great on the city’s part to insure security. Anything may be expected to happen in a big city and the police department knows this fact. It! should have been alert enough to have nabbed this crazy banker long before he had an oppor- tunity to do the damage he did. Vhiladelphia will have a season of tightening up of regulations, and then—a return to the old laxness. The horse has been stolen, but it is now important that the lock on the stable door is in good working order. ‘What Shall We Do With Them AFTER long and diligent research we have learned what happens to the stale bread and the meat scraps that are left from dinner, Emi- nent sayants assure us that they reappear in the form of bread-pudding and hash. This solution of the problem is accepted, and most of us who for- age in public places avoid these otherwise attrac- tive articles of diet with the same aversion that we are wont to do with the festive prune pie, knowing full well that ‘owing to our declination to accept the offering in stewed form, the auto crats of the kitchen pride themselves in injecting the fruit into our systems by surreptitious means. liaving settled these problems the question of what uses and purposes worn safety razor blades | may be put to becomes pertinent. This we confess has us stumped. They may be resharpened once, maybe twice, but after that, we are informed there is no further hope. That there is a vast accumu- lation of valuable material going to waste in the world is not doubted; and even now there is a select committee on the way to consult Mr. Ford with reference to salvaging the values therein contained, More troublesome, however, is it in these waste- ful days to find a use for half bricks, or brick- bats, so plentifully occurring in building opera-; tior In the day of political parades in which transparencies were carried there was a use for half bricks, So was there in the aftermath of the celebration of St, Patrick’s Day in the olden time, but modern times half bricks have become a on the market. They are seldom used in the king up of new walls and their sole purpose so far as we have been able to learn nowadays is to fill up low places in vacant lots and add to the general collection of city dumps. | If some scientific person will find useful pur- fhe Casper Daily Cribune Aunt a“ THE MuD'S MIGHTY Sort DoWN PETHVI war, Eprié; L’o Keer ofr THET KoAD MeRengis Breticats, Non. MY. LLE “mIND YeR own BIZNESS, ZEKE. Eppie Hogg, the Fattest Woman in Three Counties. “vont Let HER KETCH ‘YoU A NeéewsPAPER PHeToGRAPHER FROM “THE CITY WAS OUT To TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BoARDS WHICH AUNT EPPIE: HAS To WEAR STRAPPED To HER FEET “To° KEEP FROM SINKING WAY OoWN INTo THE MUD. Reforming the Family A gullty mind, it Is sald, is often moved t> reform by misinterpreting a Perfectly innocent act. This provec’ to be true when the hard hearted Mr. Dinkus was confronted with the problem of entertaining his daugh- ter’s “parlor intellectuals” or letting her take up residence in Bohemia. Ernestine Dinkus delivered her ult!- matum to the family; sho wanted a. later curfew, more parties at home for her cohorts in the “Modern 'Think- ing Soclety” and the right to type- write immortal fiction after 10 o'clock or she would take her books, ta’king machine records and necessary clothes and ive down tn Macdougal street with her friends. Of course Mr. Dinkus sald “Pout!” to this. His wife, son and other daughter dic: Mkewise. No one took Ernestine seriously. A week passed. No.more was heard df Ernestine's throatened em!gration. Then Mr. Dinkus’ guilty mind caught fire. He saw Ernestine scanning the “Furnished Room” advertisements. He saw her cataloguing her books and clothes. He began to wonder if he might not concede a point to his daughter and spend the nights at the club when the Barrow street intell!- gentsia invaded his domicile. At length Ernestine entered her phonograph records on her roster of possessions. This moved Mr. Dinkus to speech, “What are you doin he asked. ‘I'm making a note of those rec ords that are mine, having bought them with my own money.” Mr. Dinkus felt rather uneasy. Hoe saw his daughter stealing out of his house in the middle of the night bound for the village. The nevt day Mrs. Dinkus suggest- ed that Ernestine invite some of her friends to a party some evening. Mr. Dinkus came heme with two tickets for a show. Ernestine’s brother volun- teered gallantly to escort her to his }frat dance and her sister sald she could wear. her electric blue evening luck lasted a week, Her words were |her own undoing. “At my French teacher's sugges- tion,” she said, “I’ve been correspond- ing with a French girl in Paris. Re- cently I sent her a list of my clothes, bouks and phonograph records and other things.” The next day Mrs. Dinkus suggest- ing room Socialists” did not lose a hostess, a well heated forum and Mr. Dinkus’ cigarett and home brew. Democracy of Quick Repair Shop “My dear, whom do you think T saw today? Mrs. J. Tottendale Whyte with her shoes off in the re- pair shop! Of all people! You'd think she had only one pair of shoes and had to wait to have them mend- ed. You should have seen her when I went into the shop. She got all excited. I wonder if she'll even give me a look next Sunday at church.” Mrs. Grump's husband _also_won- month. poses for razor blades and half bricks, he will) have done a great work in the world and at the same time rescued a lot of valuable material now, going to waste, ip, SQN: SQQz = Gps aS McA OUR LOTS ARE GOOD LOTS SUCCESS IS FOUNDED ON THE CONFIDENCE PEOPLE HAVE IN YOU gown. Ernestine was puzzled. but her good own Real Estate. Phones 311 and 2019-J-3 TO To be really successful and dependable, one must BUY ALOT IN MILLS Water, lights, natural gas and telephone available to each and every lot. We will be glad to have you show us where you can beat this anywhere in Wyoming for the price of $400 and $450 each, with only $25 down and $10 a CALL, WRITE OR TELEPHONE MILLS CONSTRUCTION CO. Offices America Theater Building and Town of Mills LLAMA CL ATTA mTTTTTTTTUT HTT —By Fox SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 1923. dered. shoe repairing place he half expected to see some other prominent church member brought down a peg in his estimation, The ten ttle compart ments were nearly all filled with men smoking or reading newspapers and women gazing absently or dipping nto a novel. The surprising thing about it, Grump observed, was that they were well dressed men and women, except @ man who seemed to be down at the heel in more ways than one. There was St. Marks, principal of one of the high schools. Next to him was a merchant and another who looked like a lawyer. Then, in the other row, Mrs. Greene, who had the little book shop, and near her an elderly woman who might well be a school teacher. It was all so surprising to Grump —those cozy little compartments where one waited in stocking feet while one’s shoes were mended. Every compartment was upholstered in red plush with red foot rests on the floor. There was a little rack in each with a newspaper and one or two novels. And for the smoker a standing ash tray was provided. ‘rump had a good mind to take off shoes right there and have rub- ber heels put on just for the fun of sitting in one of those compartments. But when he told his wife so that evening she wouldn't speak to him } for an hour. An Untimely Topic I cannot call a thought to mind About the late Egyptian find, No muse arrives to work a spell, My mental jelly will not jell. While ev'ry one {s earning dough | With writings on King So-and So, | My mind remains a perfect blank, | My mental flivver will not crank. And anyway I'm down on kings, They're pesky disappointing things; | On kings I'm quiet as a clam, | I am a democrat, I am. I held up three the other night, Bob filled a flush—it wasn't right— | I'm sore on kings, I beg to state— ‘The fourth I could not excavate. —O. C. A. Child. ' Truck Body Building GENERAL BLACKSMITHING Expert Wire and Disc Wheel Service M. C. M. Spring Co. 328 W. Midwest Phone 1369 AUDITORS ©. H. REIMERTH Certified Public Accountant Income Tax Service |401 0-S Bldg. Phone 767/ Phone 1008 Suite 18, Daly Bldg. 0. F. STEFFEN Auditor—Accountant Tax ice 312 Con. Kos, Bldg. Phone 1439 R._0. VAN DENBERG Certified: Publle Accountant se etiettl arama ‘mpbel one ea 148 GUARANTEE REGISTRY one: d Accountant: Audi strar and ‘Transfer Agents 20st Oil Exchange Bldg. Phone 660 ARCHITECTS ———————— GOODRICH, Architects DiS AGe Ronan Ble, Casper, Wyo. . J. WESTFALL, Architect we suite 5, Daly Building RAYBURN 8. WEBB, Architect | Sulte ie Daly Bldg. Phone 1351 Suite ES BAGGAGE and TRANSFER {ARLES TRANSFER Res. Pee W ‘ Office Phone 313 BATTERIES ASPER BATTERY CO. 508 B. 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