Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, January 14, 1923, Page 20

PAGE SIX. Casper Sunday Morning Cribune | BUSINESS TELEPHONES -_ -- 15 and 16 Branch Telephone Exchange Connecting All Departments Entered at Casper (Wyoming), Postoffice as second class matter, November 22, 1916 CHARLES W. BARTON Advertising Representatives. Prudden, King & Prudden, 1720-23 Steger Bidg., Chicago, Tl; 288 Fifth Avenue, New York City: Globe Bidg., Boston, Mass.. Suite 404, Sharon Bldg., 55 New. Mon‘ gomery St. San Francisco, Cal. Coples of the Daily Tribune are on file in the New York, Chicago, Boston and San Francisco offices and visitors are weicom: SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier or By Mail One Year, Dafly and Sunc One Year, Sunday Only Six Months, Dally and Sunday Three Months, Dally and Sunday One Month Daily and Sunday - : Per Copy ae All subscriptions must be paid in advance and the Dafly Tribune will not insure delivery after subscription becomes one month in arrears. _.. President and Editor Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. C.) Kick If You Don't Get Your Tribune. Cail 15 or 16 any time bstween 6:30 and 8 o'clock p. m if you fall to receive vour Tribune. A paper will be Ce ered to you by special mossenger. Make {t your duty to t The Tribune know when vour carrier misses you —" e Casper Tnbune’s Program to be author- Th Tr cation project of Casper ized and completed at once. ; ‘A complete and scientific zoning system for the city of Caspor. A comprehensive municipal and school recreation park system, including swimming pools for the children of Casper. ; Completion of the established Scenic Route boute vard as planned by. the county commissioners to Garden Creek Falls and return. Better roals for Natrona county and more high- ways for Wyoming. : More equitable freight ratse for shippers of the Rocky Mountain region, and more frequent train service for Casper. Their Own Language HLATEVER of merit and excuse the French ' may have upon their side in their invasion of the Ruhr district in Germany, reputed to be be- cause of German failure to meet certain repara- tions payments, they are speaking in the only terms intelligible to the German mind. The lan- guage of force. : For three generations at least diplomatic terms have meant nothing to Germany, but forcible measures with an army of men back of them, have no ambiguity and are perfectly understood on the other side of the Rhine. {ment with the United 8: | humanity. iE If anything, the French have simply gone back to Bismarck and the days of 1870 for precedént,, His historical reply to the mayor of Versailles who] declined to raise a municipal loan for lack of au} thorty—“They forget that we are the stronger and take ‘what we want,” is well remembered by the French. ; af Then again when the Germans in occupied | French territory were experiencing diffiewlty in| collecting taxes Bismark urged force, is pro| posal was: “If we cannot supply garrisons for} every place within our sphere of occupation, wel should from time to time send a flying column, wherever they show themselves alcitrant, . | n done} shoot, hang and burn. When that h be for a couple of times they will learn sense. The threat was not executed for the French got into the collar, worked and paid off their burdens before they fell due. In any event the French are simply applying the tactics empl d by the Germans and if the teach ing is wrong the Germans have themselves to blame} for the lessons taught. The world may have its own idea of the amount of damages levied upon the German people and its own idea of the ability to pay. The questions en- tering into that phase of the situation seem for the time settled and gone. The point here is the only language the Germans have been educated to understand—force. This language the French is now speaking to their late enemies and they seem to fully comprehend it. In view of history, it is difficult to attach blame to the French action and remain fair minded. eee Has Occurred Before IOLLOWING the French Revolution there were ceremonies analogous to Russia’s “Godless Christmas.” The Age of Reason was proclaimed with a Goddess of Reason, whose morals, according to Carlyle and other authorities, were not entirely beyond criticism. Her reign was but short, how- ever, and the church then overthrown was calmly unconscious that anything had happened to it. As Russia reaches well over into Asia, her bold youth had to burn more gods than one. Buddha and Mohammed as well as the devil went into the bonfire—and presumably were as little hurt by it. The beliefs of their followers, too, will persist, with the more or less cordial assent of the men who have whatever of sense and practicality the soviet government commands. The bigger “Reds” let the boys and girls have their fun, and went on about the business of try- ing to organize something out of the wreckage of ihe great empire of the Czars—the empire that fell so mysteriously at a mere push from the fingers of the common people, who only a day before had seemed to be the hopeless victims of despotism} thoroughly entrenched. They may not care much about Christmas themselves, but some of them are sufficiently well read to remember Gibbon’s cyni- eal aphorism—"To the people all religions are equally true, to the philosophers all are equally false, and to the magistrates all are equally use ful.” Not Only Through, But Done | ‘WE CAN renounce most of our right to the re-} payment by France and other allies of the hiige sums we lent them during the war. We can! keep that burden on our own hard pressed tax payers, knowing that no foreign nation will fully understand what it means and that we shall get! no gratitude. Never again in case of future wars will Britain finance continental peoples. Never again. They must do for themselves what we have ‘lone, and raise their own funds after our example by taxing themselves to the bone.” Thus speaks the London Observer, Great Britain has had a bitter lesson. If she renounces, it will be because she has lost all hope of ever being paid. Renunciation will be a power ful factor in keeping her out of continental politics except to the extent that participation may be nec: essary to her own safety. The United States has not renounced, nor does it intend to do so. So far as Britain is concerned| there is no disposition on the part of her goveru-| ing authorities to request us to do so and England N CONNECTION with the agitation for the can-| cellation of European debts to the United! States it is interesting to note that Great Britain) [is just now patting nerself on the back for her Kenerosity in recently adopting a plan for the dis-! posal of her are of the Bo: indemmnities. After the ed military expedition into China to suppres Boxer insurrection and protect foreign residents in China, the Chinese govern: ment was fo 1 to agree to pay certain indem- nities. The United States immed ately remitted her ss! with the proviso that China should de- yote the money to the education of the Chinese students in the United State: That was 23 years ago. at Britain is now relinquishing her share —with strings to the relinquishment. According to the London Times, “The British governinent does not propose to remit the indemnity, but the sum |nese students under British auspices.” The Times is manfally going to work to liquidate the debt to us. It is not for us to dictate to Great what disposition she shall make of the allied debt Britain! to her. Certain it is that if continental Europe re- pudiates its debt to the Unitea Btates, not auother vent wall be forthcoming trom this country to Ti- nance future Wars in tuat quarter of tue giobe, If Great Mritain snould be the omy nation wo make! good her uept to us she wiil nuye retamed some- \unng which ii the tuture will doubtiess be tar more valuavle than her claims on dsurope and that 1s the esteem, contidence, and respect ot the United! | States, while continental siurope will be hereatter distrusted and hela in contempt. ‘the confidence and co-operation of the prized by Great Britain, not been ours. And in addition to an approche- tates growing our of nha- tional honor and its solicituue for repayment, Great Britain can count as corporeal gam some million square mules of additiona: territury as the spoils of war, which eventually will Yield more tuan the allied debt amounts to. Finally, it may be said that Europe can not secure Joans from either Great Britam or the United States to prosecute future wars, the chances are that such wars will be less prevalent. A prize fi without a large purse. if continental or not we ever collect our knrope, and it is not a be paid, they should fo fective in mentia of 1 debt from continental dmitted that they will not ra long, long period be ef- aiscouraging a repetition of the de- 914-18, and that is worth something to Should Explain Theihsal ves | VERY DAY that has passed since knowledge ot what happened and still is happening in the little town or Mer Rouge began to come in, it has become larder and harder to understand how the people there are to be explained. They ure white folk with the best of rights to call themselves Americans, if long descent from Amer- n forbears gives that right, and yet they seem to be different from what Americans are expected to be. They profess warm affection for the acknowledged virtues and a stern determination to compel their observance, but their methods are those of people who havo no regard for law, who set themselves up as both judges and executioners and who prefer to get along without resort to courts, They are not occasional, and even to the charge of plicated by tortures hitherto unheard of since the Middle Ages, their spokesmen answer that the yie- tims had offended the moral code of the vicinage and therefore deserved what came to them, Interference from the outside with these prac tices is bitterly resented at Mer Rouge, as is any adverse criticism, and, in apparent sincerity, the inhabitants proclaim their right to respect as well as immunity. It is all very puzzling. Something has been desperately wrong in the training of these people, but what the wrongness was and is re- mains as yet undisclosed. Twenty-Three Years Late but habitual lynchers midnight murder, com- till due is to be devoted to the education of Chi- closes its comment on the subject by saying that “Such a use of the indemnity is an act of far-seeing statesmanship.” It is some 23 years short of being as far-secing as American statesmanship. a EDR Minority Wants to Know ENRY FORD is engaged in another character. istic gesture to give the people an impression that he is filled with philanthropy. He pro to share the profits of his railroad with the em- ployes of the road. He controls the stock and can do as he pleases, but the minority stockholders are making a vigorous protest. They say that Ford and his associates can claim to be employes and share in the profits, and his new scheme will mere- ly have the effect of denying profits to those stack- holders whose holdings he has been unable to ac- quire. The matter has been presented to the inter. state commerce commission with a view to re- straining the tactics of Mr. Ford. Jz LOOKS as if the new tariff bill were going to beat the estimates of the “e&perts” by about $150,000,000 as a revenue producer, while exports are increasing, and imports indicate that Europe is selling more to us than ever before—the import- ers buying at low prices, but compelled to pay more into the federal treasury by way of duties. They are no longer having things ali their own way in the American market and though paradox: ical. the new tariff was followed by a lowering of living costs. Distancing the Experts Our Blooming Economists ECENTLY a number of newspapers published a chart prepared by an “economist” showing changes in railroad income gross and net. In some instances this chart indicated the net income as higher than the gross. We'd like to learn the method by which a railroad or any other enfer- prise manages to get its net income higher than its gross. Some economists need training in ordi- nary common sense. ey seen Do Something HERE is more detriment_to general law obser vance in failure te enforce the prohibition law, than anything else occuring in the country today. If the safety of society lies in law enforcement, let ue be safe. Let us enforce if it takes the last man and the last dollar. If prohibition cannot ‘be en- forced then let ux modify the law so it can be enforced. Lincoln told us long ago that a nation could not exist half slave and half free: He made; it all free. And the situation is similar today with refer. ence to rum. A nation cannot exist half wet and half dry. Let's make it one or the other, and do it at once. ——— BOOTLEGGERS by this time must have awfully} sore wrists, after having been slapped so many, times as punishment for their crimes. git can not be staged today! » and war is the most expen-| sive thing in which nations can engage. Whether| | United States is higaly || and when they have aur” ueretofore been freely accorded by us the fault has; | ID you ever notice that after a man has made a host of friends and gets elected to office, how quickly he loses them? Caspet Sunday Morning Cridune |THE HUMAN ZOO TIMELY LOVE —By C. D. Batchelor bituminous.” “My love for you, Jean, burns like anthracite unmixed with 4 {mverything is there—fecling; sweep, The Queerest Town. breath, form, tone, Nothing 1s lack: ing. Compared to it even the etching of the shad on the page opposite sinks to medicerity, but yet how Ikelike it is! One would recognize the orig'nal Owr the hills, across the range, I drove into a little town— The queerest town I ever saw— And all'the folks wore coats of brown anywhere. Coats of ‘yellow, sun-burned brown! | © ‘rhroughout, inded, one is met. with A round, dome-like roof ench house the detached attitude. What could be had more utterly that, and yet more ut- That sa closo down, squatty ana tetly adequate, than, the definition of tose om "In" the dictionary remarks A ho‘e where the chimney should be, ®™P!¥. is “not out.” Here Is no false Not adoos.-nhver a yaindow== straining after effects, surely. Never ad single Httle' window! } Yet here one may find all emotions S all effects. Surely the most chilling On the roof tops—the roof tops of horror story contains nothing more clay— jstartling than the discovery that the AWrinkled, and seamed, and battle: pillow case is also, under undiscussed scarred |circtmstances, the “pillow bier.” And Alert, grey-whiskered grenadiers a Whole sea story Is Inherent in the Here and there about the town stood definition of xabee; which {s a “small, guard— |three-masted vessel used in the Medi- Rigi, erect, watchful, stood guard! terranean” and undoubtedly by ~ pi- rates, Youngsters were playing hide and} Despite its frequent frankness, seek which may some day lead to Its xup- And racing in the grass-grown streets pression, the dictionary !s not wita- The women, in their Sunday best, [out humor. Although he cannor yie Strolied vp and down along the with Samuel Johnson, "the modern atreots— lexicographer now and then gets in The narrow, crooked, winding/|his snappy aside. Surely he is not aitreate! wholly without intent when he de- When they heard the old flivver’s fines a bloomer, not only a& “a man- opugh jie costume for a woman,” but asp Each made a funny, squeeky sound, [as the woman who wears it.” $< ——_ | the into their homes beneath ground! Fe'l Predicting the Year. Over the hills, across the range, I (rove into a little town— ‘The queerest town I ever saw— ‘And all the folks wore coats of brown— ; Coats of yellow, sun-burned brown! The coming year is certain to be one In which rewards wi!l follow con- structive effort with hand and brain. Inertia and ineptitude will go down before initiative and enterprise. So much has been destroyed that there fs work for the builders. The new year should be a hard one for the leisure class whether consisting of idle rich or idle poor. "In business, in finance and in politics there is a crying need of masterful leadership. The consummate evil of the day is , you Prairie Dog! Oh you Pram, RICHARD SHIPP. Reading the Dictionary. Zyxomma ‘s the last word in 4i0-| mediocrity in high places. tionaries. Tt is an East Indian dra-} oo much should not be sald about gonfly. ‘That is one of the bright lt-/jower prices. | Prosperity will not tle bits you come across in reading peme by restriction, but by expan: the dictionary for pleasure, unless {€\ sion. Pending the regaining of the has been expunged as meaningless;jogt balance between merchandise from the most recent. Reading dic-iand money commodity prices should tlonaries for pleasure— not decline if we are to have gen- ‘Almost uil of us have, at one time! eral prosperity. Unless all signs fail or another, been called upon to|the year 1928 will not be a period of summon a wan smile to, grace the slumps, sacrifice sales anc bankrupt story about the elcarly lady who spent’ salee. her time reading the dictionary. Per-) The best augury for the future haps, {f we are very kind, we achleve! comes from a contemplation of the ‘a hoarse cackle at the climax, when'yecent past, With so much that is we are told that she found it Interest-|had behind there must be much of ing enough, but couldn't quite get the good ahead. run of he story. i In point of fact, the dictionary is! one of the best books to read in front} of the family fireplace. Long even ings may be spent in reading it aloud) to other members of the family, for The Mother of Jazz. “New laurels bow down the laden [but unwearied head of Indian: which innocent pastime {t, is beautl-| Oy eee ee oMmem.* fully fitted. It is a very touching} tats poets, historians, sociologists, picture. statesmen have filled the world wit! There are no rules for dictionary }o fame, All akles are shadowed reading. One may begin anywhere and read either way. One may begin any- where and read both ways. for that matter. Or in a circle. The family may come and go and pick up the tale Indianapolis) News learns from the when they return, In many respect® Census bureau that in 1921 Indiana it te ideal. |“produced 40.5. per cent of the mu- Probably it is best to begin with "®.) sicai instruments manufactured !n an adjective” skipping where you will and omitting | organs” the words under any letter with her fame. All skies are shad. owed with her innumerable winged words, Now we see her riding tri- umphantly the seas of sound. The Indianapolis boasts ‘the larg: against | est drum factery in the world.’ The which you have a prejudice. | prodigality of nature is seldom better 9 You whould: avald) cross .referencés} cekinitad: 1 All Bavactlaec arbor: 160 of course. They are calculated to lure|tio ure, was thoughtfully born tn you from an appreciation of the|Oh{fo that he might qualify as e@ can- cope, importance and symbolism of| didate for presi the work. When you learn that the)the incomparable manufacturer the rhinoceros is a “pachydermatour| ‘keynotes’; Lew Shank and thousands mammal, having three hoofs on each| more competing happily, not envious- foot,” be content. Do not wonder|ly, with the greatest drum factory in what “pachydermatous” is, Be thank-/the world! It is a pleasing, awfal ful.to learn that he has three hoofs|thought that we hear Indiana's melo- on each foot—tis there anything more |dious breath every time a band plays thrilling in modern fiction?—andjor an orchestra. Indiana factories hurry on. make, metal instruments for bands The dictionary !s the most copfous-|and orchestras, such as cornet, alto, | There is the! trombone, barytone, tuba and other horns.’ They are likewlse fashionere of such music masters of wood as ly Mustrated of books. portratt of Setiform Prickles on page 624, for example. It is marvelou \ \ clarinets, j soons. “From these come such ‘consonant interludes as laureled Orpheus long- ed for when he wooed that half-drawi hungering face with his last lay.’ ‘The heart of Indiana speaks most pas-| sionately and authentically through the saxophone. In what region of the earth are the saxophones of Elkhart | county unknown? Yet the greatest! musical glory of Indiana is thi | “Most of the jazz orchestras- t'cularly those making phonograph records—are equipped with instru-| ments that were made in Indiana fac-! tories. oboes, flutes, piccolos, bas- par- “It is consoling, it 19 heartening} to know that. If only too infrequent: | ly Will Hays, lord of moticn and emo-; mn pictures, spellbinder of a spell- bound United States, enriches our, minds and stirs our souls with his! homilies and hortations and messages, | wherever jazz is jazzed, In public hall! or the home parlor, the air vibrates! with Indiana. Kansas is respectfully requested to take a back seat.” peau asec “Making Free With Millions, ~ “This country, has respcnded to exery appeal made by the suffering Peopies of the world since the tragedy of the great war," says the Cincin- nati Enquirer. ‘Millions upon mil- Mons have been given to succor and and breeze lightly along | this country, exclustve of pianos and) care for the victims of intolernble| conditions existing in Europs and Asia. But there must be a limit. to our nattfonal philanthropy, We must top, somwhere, no matter how ur- gent tho appeals even of those who otherwise must perish. This is not indifference, or hardness of heart. Even this mighty nation cannot be- come the almoner of all the desper- ate peoples in the world. “Our charity and _ beneficience should be guided by prudent and care ful discriminations. This people will- ingly will go the limit to relieve dis- tress, sorrow and suffering; but such relief should go, in every instance, to those who may not hope for help from their own governments. “Just now a new campaign is Le ing started to influence congress to appropriate $100,000,000 for the pur- chase of agricultural implements and seed for the Russian people. | "It is true that the Russian pecple need these things, that they are in hard case; but it is equally true that the Russian alleged government is maintaining one of the greatest armies in the world, an army equip-; ped and manned to the lmit of ef- fective efficiency. The money re-! quired to maintain this great military | | Machine would buy agricultural ma- chinery and seed for the Russian people for the next fifty years. “There are peoples worse off than the Russians, in some respects, peo- le who could, and should be helped to} the Umit of our resources, and such help would not operate to the benefit; of the enemies of the present forms, of, civilization, as help for Russia | would do. “The plan proposed would advance this money in the form of a loan to the soviet government, eventually to |be paid back through some arrange-| |ment as yet quite nebulous to the| common understanding. “Such an indirect recognition of th solet government is offensive to Amer- joan sentiment and policy. We should dump no more millions into Russia." | | My Road. It I could fing a ttle road. | A happy ttle, winding road, Away up in the hills, With hemlock trees o’ershadowing ‘it And flecks of sunlight gladdening it, And clear, brown, chuckling rills, I'd give my very life to it, | The joyous luring thrill of it, | Clean swept with fragrant alr, V’a break my bread with humble souls, My creed the eypsy's glowing coals, | The evening star my prayer Ruth Bradway | 1 do not know what ts coming to this | wheres, | I will tell about it anywi | uy with the Stale Story. SUNDAY, JANUARY 14, 1923/ “Enlist in Prohibition Navy and See Snakes” Is To Be Motto, Hey Reader? BY JOHN HANDSHAKER (Alias Weed Dickinson, Special Cas- por Correspondent.) : Well. Readers, I am reading @ and other Mediums wily onjy bring us Deace In the Rags, or Papes, the other word from the Other World that day about this Prohibition Navy: and there is no Work up there, when the this ‘sertainly gives me a great laugh City Editor comes in and says Hop at that, as it probably does you, Right down to the’ Barge Offace and Reader. hey? 1 give you my words, see the new Flagship of the Prohibi- tion Navy, which just comes in, to country; but when -ve finally get it,| port. She is going to, sail, he says, it will be Plenty, baleve me! under sealed orders, and it is a yery “Lightening does not land twice in| good story and all. the same place” (Ben. Franklin, as Ij Now I know it is no use to Argue reeall it); but I do not know about) with a City Editor, Reader, because I this! I will’ bet before we are through lose too many Decisions already try- With these reformers in this Conmon- ing to Outpoint them: so I take it ont Wealth, there will be Big Prohibition! cf here on the Lam and say nothing Navy men, and Little Prohibition, However, I know {t fs no Kind of a Navy men fighting in Congress over | Story, at that; because there will the Atlantic and Pacific Dry Fleets;! probably be one gun on this Flag- and finally we will probably end up! ship, and she: will, undoubtedly. be by turning out Anti-Smoking F eets| some old Junk Destroyer, or some to stop the running of Tobacco into| thing, which nobody but a Dry will he this Republic—which will he after we| able to make Run successfully—and get the Twenty Third or Fourth!a Dry can make anything Run; (look Amendment, saying nobody can{ do already to Congress!) smoke anything that is more than} i, T get down there, and T am half of one per cent Cornsilk. of; wondering all the way what the nam» course! By that time guys which! puff on Cubebs will be Roues and LAb-! ertines, and a guy which has Regular, Sigarettes about him will get hurled into the Hoosegow, or Jail, forthwith | the way they do in Kansas today! of this Flagship is going to be. 1 figure that soon, if things do not get much better, that there will be a Rig Dry , at that; with First Line Battleships, Submarines and all, and the Tax Payer will pay just as much to Keep the County Safe for the Rr formers as it Well, Patrick Henry will be dant does to keep it Safe sidered a Traitor about thot time.| ftom Outside Invasion. However, we Reader, and guys will be speaking | 4° not reach that state yet. about Liberty in Hushel W'vspers and only whore there ie not any| Well, I look all around the Barge Willie Anderso.is to heay them! A lot of the reformers now: do favor shooting all peop'e which found with Liquor fn their [ri Many of them are mild: Offace and I do not see anything that looks like a Flagship of this Nay: will say. I see a funny looking craft named the Hand. or Something, Jond- ing up with Fresh Hens and Roosters not | are vence this, than and favor Jails, Fines and Such, and| and such; but I do not think at the these are what is technically known| time that any such bizness has any- as the Fiieatics, But of course there | thing to do with the Prohibition Navy is some today which fa Murder, So presently T go back to the Offace 4nd before long they will all be that! and write a peace for the paper which way, because one Bad Reformer in a|I fake up the best I can, telling about ‘arrel of erdinary eltizens is ust like| the Dry Navy. that never goes to Son, one Bec Apple, and prevently they |and Sofourth. T put in a peace, too. 1 all be Spoiled. |about the Oliver Wendall Homoses 1 will not be at ‘all sirprised any | which will write Old Ironsides Poems day now to find signs up in the for us fifty years hence, saying: streets saying “Enlist in the Prohibi-|“Aye, tear her torn White Ribbon tion Navy and See the World.” ¥ wil! down, bet na lot of guys in that outfit will Long has it ruled the waves, Also See. the Snakes. Reader, hey?: And many an eye has wept to see, The World will be nothing to what| ‘The low-down liquor slaves. they will seb, believe me, do they try Beneath it rang the clink of gold, to drink up the Confiscated Stuff| And burst the white rock’s rsar: they get off of the Helpless Boot-;'Ere runners out at sea could make leggers. | The haven of the shore.” Well, T suppose it will not be Iong| (Homes, T think) before there will be contests for the! ‘Well, it seems, Meader, that thia Prize Gun Crek of these Dry Sailors,| boat which is loading the Chickens and the guys which can will be able! and the Roosters and all is the Flag to Shoot the corks out of the bottles ship of the Prohibition Navy! at Half a Mile. They will fight Pot-|though how am T to know {:! The son Liquor with Polson Gas some City Editor balla the Tar ovt of me T will tell All and Sunda for missing this; but it is not iy these Drys will figure we s fault. Millenium; and after we reach such aj Of course, I s43,1d temember that High “State of Civilization, Utopia you need Fresh Eggs-on a Jong. Vor wil only be a sort of Vestibule, or axe. You need Whites of Eames to Waiting Room, to Purgatory, hey?) | make Silver Golden Gin Plazes with, Well. Reader, the Dry Navy gets and all. I should of remembered thiv, more Formidable lately I guess, be-| but I do not, and Tam thinking this cause I am reading in the Rags, or!is just a Chicken Boat, or something! Papes out here the other day how| this Fleet Catches Somebody. Of| course, the guys they catch must he trying to run liquor up to the Cus. toms Houses on a Raft, and paddling it with Teaspoons, at that; but. still Catching Somebc/y is quite a Moral Victory, hey? Then while the Dry Admiral is taking the raft some- all the Shoeleggers outside the Three Mile Limit ran their Liquor Ashore Uninterrupted! When I am last in the Afeet East, as we reporters has it. I remember | some things which turn up that is! None of Anybody’s Bizness: however, | » Uke the It is wien I am fooling around New York show: ing a lot of Saps like William Ran- dolph Hearse and the Pulitizer Boys| and such how to run newspapers; | but they do not pay much Attention | to my Suggestions, at that; so I am/ Reporting just to kill Time. Well, I am sitting around the of-| face one day looking out at the Bad Weather and thinking what a fine thing it will be if the Conan Doyles NOTICE AUTO OWNERS TAKE NOTICE Our offices will be open till 9 o’clock evenings to take auto license applications. Our receipt will pass you. Hurry! Only small fee charged. SEE BEN REALTY CO. Old Office—112 West Midwest Ave. New Office—202 Midwest Bldg I will bet guys in the Prohibition feel like the bird which has D. |T.'s and hears the Travelting. man talking about Where He's Been and What He's Been. Unless a guy has had D. 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