Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, January 7, 1923, Page 20

SUNDAY, JANUARY 7, 192: —By C.D. Batchelor T+ Ts q T]] Wind-Blows'No Which Stops Too Sudden! PAGE SIX. Casper Sunday Morning Tribune BUSINESS TELEPHONES 15 and 16 Branch Telephone Exchange Connecting All Departments Hntered at Casper (Wyoming), Postoffice as second class i matter, November 22, 1916 Casper Sunvgp spormmg wrvune [tHE HUMAN ZOO all state and federal taxes, except Duplicates will be issued for shes Will be judgment. May be sold and registered in the names of fid- uciaries, in the names of two persons 1; CHARLES W. BARTON _ President and bditor,in the name of an infant. ae ASEH OF Will be paid to an infant on his si; -ertisin, entatives. a. ignature alone. Prudden, xing @ Srudden, 1720-28 Steger Bidg., Chicago,| May be registered as Payable to any beneficiary surtaxes. it certificates. paid to owner, regardless of any lien or aie oe A { Ui; 288 Fitth Avenue, New York City: Globe Bids../mamed by owner, in case of the latter's death. oe Boston, Mass., Suite 404, Sharon Bidg.. 6§ New Mont-| Any one person may hold up to $5,000 worth of gomery St., San Francisco, Cal. Copies of the Daily ‘Tribune are on file in the New York, Chicago, Boston and San Francisco offices and visitors are welcome. SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier or By Mail One Year, Daily and Sunca: One Year, Sunday Only ~ any year’s series. ae, pave cer poses difficulties of purchasing the Treasury Savings Certificate they have been placed in the hands of every ete master and most banks. It is not the : urpose of the treasury to offer competition to the "earlier banks. BY JOHN HANDSHAKER . in the way Alias Weed Dickinson (Spectal Casper Correspondent) EADERS. Ja Fat Man: which is Quite Strong al- ‘Well, Readers, th's. is sertainly already has this Berth Across the Isle; --$9.00 3 n vings Ki jhowever, before he finally. gets a Six Months, Daily and Sunday 4.50|of the country; nevertheless, most savy banks funny climate, do you ask me, and I e Three Months, Daily and Sunday -. 3-35 | pay only three per cent, and probably none of them think can somebody only get.a way to) Wr-st Lock and a Toe Hold on mo One ee Daily and Sunday a ‘os Pay over four per cent. The certificates pay about Bottle It, there will not be much more|and Throws me out into the Cold, I Pen pt iust be pala in advance and the|4%2 per cent. From every point of view Treasury need. for, guys around this Dump toj nave about Decided it is Too Wart Daily. Tribune will not insure delivery after subscription becomes one month in arrears. Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©.) Kick If You Don't Get Your Tribune. Cail 15 or 16 any time between 6:30 and 8 o'clock p. m. if you fail to recetve your Tribune. A paper will be Ce- lUyered to you by spec'al messenger. Make it your duty to let The Tribune know when your carrier misses you, Certificates offer the ideal investment for people be selting Moon, or Lilly—wh'ch is so-|for me on that S.de anyway. When of moderate means. called because it makes a guy look|/I wish a Turkish Bath, I will go to good with a Lilly in h's Hand, After)a Turkish Bath, and not to anybody's ‘Taking, a bird will Fold his arms on| Railroad, believe’ met! h's Manly Wishbone like a Railroad} Well, I,find two Berths which is Crossing Sign, and the Adm’ring|both Vacant across the way from each Friends and Relatives will gather|other, and I. spend the rest of the around and say “Does He Not Look| aight Jumping Back and Fourth from Natural.” However, I do not start/une to the other lke a Inconsistent out to talk about this Lilly, and this|rog. First I am Done to a Turn in is besides the point, as the guy says|one Berth, and then I go, put myself which almost sits down on a Tack. in the Icebox on the other s.de of ths ‘Well, I am around some funny cli-|islo. I figure 1 will not Spoil there mates in my t'me, at that; but I dofanyhow, because I am ‘Thoroughly not ever see or hear of one which !s|Cooked. I do not Think a guy can so Windy as this—and I am in Wash-|get Arrested For “Advocating Lower ‘ngton once when Senator Borax, I|Berth Control on this Raiiroad, but bel'eve, makes his famous eighty-mile|™aybe the Offic.ais Think it is Vs. speach which blows everybody but tha|‘The Law. Cloak Room Boys right out of the| This is no way to Spend a Evening; Jo'nt. Of course when the Mack Sen-|but I am in more trouble when 1 g_+ “tors qnd the Misrepresentatives of|o{’ the Rattler at Denver. 1 get this Republic back in Wash ngton get| through the station all right, because gathering around the Pool Halls in|® suy wih the Casper Pitch gets used the Capital and talking about the Rep-|to Standing up Straight when In- arations Thing real seriously, perhaps doors. But the minnit I get outside that Climate will be as Windy as this ‘n the street, I Instinctiveiy Lean one; but right now you must give this Against the Wiad, and Low, thera ‘A Commercial Approachment RECENTLY it was reported that Canadian cus- toms duties on American automobiles and! parts, bicycles, certain paper products and other commodities was considerably higher than the du- ties on those products. provided for in the Fordney law under which we are now operating. On top of this comes the information that Can- ada and France have signed a commercial tariff (treaty establishing preferential duties much lower | than those granted to merchandise from the Unit: yed States. “Under the Convention” says the report, “Canadian commerce gains advantages on several hundred articles, and French products are placed | under the most favored nation basis in the Can- adian market, representing important advantages | of the concessions exchanged by the treaty of 1921,/ | now in effect.” About 120 Canadian products are to enjoy the minimum rates of the French tariff, and i400 will get the benefit of the intermediate rates. | Canada grants to the products of France and her ycolonies and possessions the intermediate rates of ithe Canadian tariff. In addition there is restored the special schedule of the old treaty of 1907 where- | The Casper Trbune’s Program Irrigation project west of Casper to be author ized and completed at once. ‘A complete and scientific zoning system for the city of Casper. A comprehensive municipal and school recreation park system, including swimming pools. for the children of Casper. Completion of the established Scenic Route boule- vard as planned by the county commissioners to Garden Creek Falls and return. ¢ Better roais for Natrona county and more high- ways for Wyoming. More equitable freight ratse for shippers of the Rocky Mountain region, and more frequent train service for Casper. by fixed rates below the intermediate column are Why Do They? granted to 30 Spon French articles; also a r concession on printed cotton fabrics and woolen A FELLOW with more reckless courage than brains clothing of 15 per cent below the intermediate. The +* has asked: “Why do women do fool things?” ;nrincipal articles on which France will enjoy more We don't know. And if we did, we are unwillings ‘ayorable. concepslons in the Canadian market than , . turall ccom- | dees the United States consist of meats, fish, fruits, tg take ‘the ene’ weyie lesen Sis * She olive oils, automobiles, laces, silks, furs, gloves, pany a categorical answer to the question. “|feathers and moving picture filma, might cut loose and do some of them. The value of our sales to Canada of the above- Besides, along with other mere men we are busy|named products runs high into the millions. On doing fool things ourselves. Pome ot nent it would appear that Canada is rais- ing the duty so as to hit the United States, while Who = ae ae why shout PejpPieedy Mees she is lowering her rates on them below her gen- pt TNT proposition as the one suggested in eral tariff rates in favor of France. Of course his letter? Conan maintains the preferen*ial rates accorded to goods from Great Britain ana the British domin- The writer can assume the truth of his a ions. In other words, it would seem that Canada as much and_as long as he pleases; but he is fooled)}, initiating a tariff rate war with the United if he expects any agreement on our part. We have States as the particular objective. looked up the Rarinsticn of EL ope tae Sn ee With resnect to many items in our tariff it is ster’s lexicon and we know the rovided “that if th try, dl i between discretion and valor, and where the one so © country, dependency, ‘province, ends and the other begins. or other subdivision of government imposes a duty Further than that, and having a large and di- on any article specified in this paragraph, when imported from the United States. in excess of the rect bearing upon all such conundrums as the gen- tleman propounds, we have seared in our memory duty herein provided, there shall be imposed on ry|such article, when imported * * * from such coun- the poet’s casual remark about fools rushing in where angels hesitate to tread. try * * * a duty equal to that imposed by such Not for us. We don’t know why women do fool country * * *”'The law also provides for retal- liatory action by the president of the United States things. And furthermore we hayen’t the slightest curiosity in the matter. Let them, say we. And if} \if and when he is ‘satisfied that American goods are being discriminated against by any foreign you feel Iw just’ try stopping some of them from doing it. country. _The administration has not yet displayed any It isn’t often that we decline to answer the ques-|‘lisposition to retaliate against Canada, and pos- tions of people who write to us for information,|sibly some understanding may be reached between no difference how foolish the questions are; but the two countries which will preclude any such ac- this friend has exceeded the limit of foolishness.|tion. But congress has clothed the chief execu- He is treading on mined ground. He would bring! tive with power to act in such matters, and that the powder magazine right into the house and place such power will be exercised when absolutely war- it. under the cook stove or the piano. We are not faplee is quite certain. The situation will bear caring much for such. watching. ‘If this sport, whose head must be pear shaped, is hijingering and thirsting for a reply or solution to No Offer To Make roblem, he had better take his troubles to the “4 Z i a themselves. He will then have no further DEMOCRATIC deception had an amazing illus- troubles. They will all be ended. ‘He will be con-|-~ tration in the news columns of the New York hings he speaks of, World on the day after Secretary Hughes delivered do aoc the Haag es his address at New Haven, In glaring headlines jon the frnt page, the World declared: “U. S. Of- fers: Aid to Fix Reparations, Hughes Reveals.” After thus proclaiming to its readers in the head- lines that the United States had made an offer the World printed the truth in small type which busy people would not read. It quoted Hughes as saying, “Some of our own ple have suggested that the United States should assume the role of an arbiter. There is one sufficient answer-to thiy suggestion, and it is that we have not been asked * * * I do not think we should take the burden of such . Sa Thus the World refutes its . sfge F} te own headlines. Moreover, the t Shifting Government Obligations Hughes as saying that no doubt prominent Ameri- fANUARY FIRST about five hundred million’ cans would be willing to advise on reparations, but + dollars worth of War Savings Certificates of{they would not be bound by official obligations. the series of 1918 fell due, and the treasury depart-+Manifestly they would act as individuals and not nient has undertaken the task of paying or refund-{as spokesmen of the United States government and ing them with the least disturbance to the fiscal) would not bind the United States either legally or plans under way. The sales of those certificates| morally. Yet the World proclaimed that Hughes during the war created a spirit of thrift among the had “Offered aid to fix reparations.” All he of- people that it is highly desirable to perpetuate. The fered was a little advice to Europe to go ahead 25 cent thrift stamps, $5 war savings stamps, and with reparation adjustments without any aid from $100 war savings certificates brought home to the the United States government. people the possibilities of investment in = Cheering Us Up vinced that women ¢ subject in the books, we would be willing to point i€-out with a ten foot pole, but we don’t and we don't believe any one heretofore has been willing té'take his life in his hand and write on any such sibject. And finally, we never knew or heard of nhiyone, heretofore, than the particular fool in the present case, who permitted his curiosity to so far| run away with his judgment as to inquire into such sacred matters. H 0 govern- ment securities that afford a valuable field for federal financing in the future. Secretary Mellon has met the situation by pro- viding special means for transferring funds in- vested in War Savings Certificates into the new Treasury Snvings Certificates thai have taken the|dured since last summer. ace of the war issues. From November 15th it| predict that the “finish” will come a good deal em been the privilege of owners of War Certif- earlier than it did last year. iéates to exchange them for an equal face value of [SSO Treasury, Certificates dated January 15/4828 an The Fellow Feeling yable five years from date. Thousands s 5 j Fp have availed themaclyes of the opportunity to {8 BALDWKN, chancellor of the British exche leave their money in the hands of the government quer says he will ask for sasler. besms for DAY: at practically the same rate of interest their war ment of the debt to the United States, We irivestments have been drawing, but there are still (how he feels. miany millions of dollars worth of War Savings easier te’ Certificates that have not been presented for trans- $22,000 etition on a larger scale of what the public has en- The American taxpayers would like loans to the allies. i hether the) at, The par f ar exchange privilege will ex- The question. is -wl rt in January, 18, after which fate the price of taxpayers or the borrowers are going to put that sasury Savings Certificates dated January 1,|™moy back into the treasury at Washington. 1628, will increase slightly from month to month aur teeta she! Cee Refuse to Be Frightened HE STOCK market fails to go down in response to threats of what the radicals are going to do to the railroads in the next congress. Men of cap- ital have sufficient confidence in the stability of the public mind not to be disturbed at the antics of a few malcontents. V to compensate for the accrued interest. The seme spirit of thrift that prompted purchas- ers of War Savings Certificates should induce tllem to convert their holdings into Tresury Sav- fiies Certificates rather than demand cash for, tem. Some of the facts that make the new secur- ity a particularly desirable form of investment are as follows: in denominations of Jd at a present price of f able five years from date of issue. istered and non-transferable. Lessons in Thrift THEN YOUR boy has ten dollars in his coin bank at home match the amount and buy a In five Reg’ Payable only to owner except in caso of denth or treasury saving dertificate for $20.50. disability. Payable before pretonity : i responding to the time of redemption. Exempt, both as to principal and interest, for a less amount, cor-| $95, showing a gain of almost 25 from tion and teach him thrift. ‘orld also quoted) PERATORS and miners_say there is to be an- other “fight to the finish” next April—a rep- Important if true, We now ms in meeting their national debt of some ,0,0,000, half of which is represented by war years it will be redeemed by the government for { she is a cute one. Yes, this is the old triangle, a: nd _you see two very obtuse angles. We can’ t tell whether Anti-Dope Week The prevalence of the use-of drugs in the United States is engaging the attention of not only federal’ and state officials and religious bodies, but has extended to benevolent and fraternal orders and civic organiza- | tions of various character. | ‘The local body of Elks, which order has become one of the leaders in pat- riotic and general public welfare movements, at its regular meeting Thursday evening adopted a resolu- |tion calling attention to the alarming increase in the use of narcotics and their destroying force to the. human family and urging the president of | the United States to set aside a week to be known as “Anti-Dope Week,” and praying for renewed efforts on stamp out the baneful practices. Following is the resolution: A Resolution, ‘Whereas incontrovertible evidence proves that despite’ existing laws in this country, traffic in the narcotic drugs, known as opium, morphine and cocaine, continues to misery and want, not only in the | United States, but throughout the world, and Whereas it has been conclusively shown that the use of the above habit-forming drugs is annually show- ing an alarming increase despite laws to the contrary, therefore be it Resolved by Casper Lodge, No. | 1853, of the Benevolent and Protec- tive Order of Elks, in meeting assem- bled, this fourth day of January, 1923, that the President of the United States be respectfully requested to set aside a week to be known as ‘‘Na- tional Anti-Dope Week,” and that he not only set in renewed motion every possible governmental agency whose function it is to stamp out this evil, but that he cause ‘to be gathered to- gether an international conference of competent men and women who will formulate plans and methods of pro- cedure looking ‘toward the eradica- tion of the above evil, not only in the United States, but in every other country in the world. ‘W. CHAMBERLIN, Exalted Ruler. By W. W. SLACK, Secretary. glib a No New. Light on War Work. “Time is the most effective agent in righting many wrongs, remedying injustices and correcting errors," says the Denver Times. ‘Statistics compiled by the United States war department, now available refute practically all of the charges brought soon after the war against the ¥. M. Cc. A. and the conduct of its activities overseas, and vindicate it both as re- gar¢s economy and efficleoncy In the discharge of the duties it took over at government behest. “It was Génerall Pershing who ask- ed the Y. M. C. A. to handle the work {of the canteen, after the army had failed in making adequate provision for the soldiers, This request was tantamount to ® patriotic obligation which the Y, M. C. A. could not and |would not decline to meet. As a con- sequence it assumed a semiofficial status in the field’ and took charge of the vast bulk ‘of the necessary wel- fare work on which the mérale of the boys largely depended. “The extent of this service may | | the official report of the war Cepart+ all athletics, controlled 95 per cent of all leave areas, hant-ed 88.5 per cent of all remittances 1nd represented 98 per cont of all personnel engaged {in welfare activity. “In this huge task, the estimated strength and cost of war work borne for its two nearest competitors, re- the part of the federal government to! spectively? Its cost per hut and per it’s quite another point the funny think #0 much of the Casper Climate, | secretary was less than that of any men want to bring out—the Weather the Edgé. EL Well, Reader, t is all right enough, and I am not Kick'ng or Making any Squawks, because my {dea of Nothing To Do ts sitting around panning a Climate which you have got no more chance of Changing. than a Mule's Opinions. Personally I lke tt fine unt the other day, when I, take a run down to Denver. I also: like the Cl'mate here very well when I get back, too; but in/Denver I do not point owing to what happens to me down Bull, othor welfare organization. in some that the president plays golf while there. Phases of the work, the difference in cost being startlingly in {ts favor. The estimated proportion of welfare work done by the Y. M. C. A. in all) Phases of its ‘activity in the army ts agencies are 7.18 per cent, cent and .54 per cent. “The public shoulc. know these facts and the Y. M. C. A. is entitled to vindication, as a result of the charges brought against the oragan- ization some time ago and crop up every now and them. The} @xtentiand variety of the worl: of car- ing for the soldiers in their leisure momients and in serving their wants behind the Ines, providing resthouses and clubs, facilities for compan- fonship and entertainment, handling correspondence and personal requests etc,, was Immense, To know that it was done more economically than by any other organization and_that it |comprised the preponderating major- ity of such services ts satisfying to |the great general public which will- 1.73 per the united war work drives and sent jits money overseas with the utmost confidence in the ability and devo- ition of the ¥. M. C. A, to handle it, leconomically, wisely and effectively.’ “The war record of the organiza-| |tion was not perfect. But practically all of the complaints were against in- dividuals or were about iso’ated in- stances. They were not typical .of | the work as a whols. In view of the multitudinous duties and the tremen- dous mass of detail devolving upon |the association, it must be admitted jthat it acquitted itself with rare! credit, and is deserving of general recognition for its services during a period of national trial.” At Manhood’s Gate - I stand upon Life's threshold, . ’ What does Life hold for me? ‘Wiil I have reached, success or failure | ‘When I sal! across the sea? ‘Will the sunshine of Life’s morrow Blossom good or bad in me, Is my future what I make it Or am I flotsam on Life's sea? ‘When my hopes have all been blasted And Kismet laughs at me, Then, will I come home :o mother Fro across Life's stormy sea. B.D. M. Casper, Wyo. the rest of us, including the funny men, are working Uke slaves. Of course, the audiences that pack the vauueyille theaters aren't working like slaves at the moment, but it is last number. “To bing out the point strikingly the funny men usually try to make a specific comparison between the president's choice of recreation aut the lack of any at all on the part sympathy. Thus one funny man enti in his thoughtful way—the idea, Just coming to him as he stood there chin in hand—that the unemployed if they couldn't find anything else to do. might go end wateh the president play golf. This was a bull's eye, for as everybody knows it is the unem- ployed who fill the yaudeville houses —-they are constantly speniing their last $2 for box seats to hear the funny man get off his funny cracks. ‘Then there's that fetching one in which the funny men tell about’ the spread,ingly and generously subscribed to| president breaking his’ driver, ‘Per- haps,” says the funny man, with sud- den in*piration, ‘perhaps there’s an exservice man in the audience who might be willing to tet the: president see what he could Co with his crutch,’ This is a bid for the bonus applause. “The farmer isn't forgotten, of course. The funny man knows all about the farmer's nerds—he reads the comic papers regularly. So he bas a neat suggestion cr two about turning the farm into. golf courses to see if the president wouldn't then give some attention to the aggricul- tural interests—a subject to* which the funny man has given great study. “Probably there isn’t any reason to suppose the American people have the slightest objfection to the prest- dent plays golf he must necessarily sive game everybody plays it. But the fusiny’ men know that ff the: presi-, dent play got ne must necessarily) neglect the nation’s business. They know the reason the sold'er didn’t get a bonus was becauso the presi- dent plays golf. The farmer has no! market because the president plays golf. Hurope won't us what she owes us because the president plays golf. “The funny man knows what goes big. with the public. Sometimes we think he ought to be in congress—his methods are perfectly understood there.” A Sweetheart’s Goodbye. Providing What It Wants. }funny men in vaudeviile are taking in the président’s golf it is apparent |the subject 1s believed by them to be |a popular one,” says the Kansas City Star. “The funny man who saun- |ters out on the stage with his straw hat and stick and says such bright things, with face so grave, and with |such evident surprise when the audi: jence shrieks with laughter, is sup- Powed to be the best judge in the country of what the people want, He} |knows about it all—he knows—he knows. the same jokes. This (striking uniformity of ‘shows judgment of the funny men. When 9 you must concede to them both ju ment ‘and originality. what goea with the public. “Just now the funny men are rock- ing the country frorr with thetr merciless president's golf. skits at per cent. There is |py the Y. M, C. A., was $100,000,000, of “his game—that’s not the point at Ino better way to finance your son’s future educa-'gs against $30,000,000 and $3,500,000 al}, ‘As a matter of fact the presi dent plays a very fairish game. No, Retreating before the Black King, ‘Whose swift advance brooks no delay, ‘Wrathful, revengeful, contesting Stubbornly each foot of the way— Lichts fires that blaze green, red, car- mine, purple, yellow, a, flaming sea, Fyer moving, shifting, changing, ‘Wave on wave, until the fires dle And grey smokes riso over the sea— ‘The cold dark sea, sleeping, dreaming dreaming Of a Sweetheart's tender goodbye. —. RICHARD SHIPP, ng Fairy: Fuel. “The funny men are so, sure they| From the dreary window tum, Know that frequently they all use| Here ts fairy wood to burn! the| Fairy fuel stored away vaudeville] For a cheerless winter day. opinion and is a suffictent answer to| Pile the kindling, lgh the fire, now be realized from the figures in any critic who might question the| Watch the flames leap high higher— t. The Y, M. GC, A. administered hundred of these entertainers saun-|Stored ‘heat of summer noons, a pee aa of all huts and clubs, con- ter out simultaneously on a hundrec| Magic glow of mystic moons, lauctea 89 per cent of all entertain. stages in a hundred citfes and make} Stars that shine in summer s! jments, had charge of 82 per cent of the same extemporaneous remark,| Beams from tender. lover eye! Prismed light in-drops of dew, ‘They know| Smiles that gleam through tear drops too Memories of life and light coast to coast|Come to warm your heart tonight. the] Let the frost and snow Not et the quality| Let the wind rise high and higher, conspire, From the dreary window turn, Here ts fairy, wood to burn. —Marion Brown Shelton. and This thing which we have got up here {s sertainly the Antelope's Ad- nolds, I will tell All and Sunday, Bo fore I come out to this place with the given as 90.55 per cent; the figures! understood they are going to do so as ‘2e% of g:ving Journalsm a Swift for the other three most important soon as the curtain goes down on the |Push, I hear guys talking about a Bracing Climate, Well, I do not ever know what th's is until I get out here; but now I know, Reader. This is a Bracing Climate if ever I see one’ < am Bracing Against it now for sev- ‘with what ‘s known in the Exclusive Circles Ip move in as the! Casper’ Pitch, _ , I think the guy which designs the ‘za ts a Casper Architect ‘by training; and he figures that the Tower of will not stay right s'de up very long unless {t Leans into the Wind, some, I do not ever see the thing personally, owing to not being any. nearer. to Europe than a Occasional Shot of Good Scotch; but from the pictures I am seeing of this Tower at one time and another, I will say it. has-about the |same Cant as a Casper Pedestrian on what we calla Still Day. Of course when it really Blows a guy wals at a Angle that makes the Tower of |Piza look Ike Cleopatra's Needle. I |See guys going along the street here sometimes which you can not tell are |they. walking Perpendicular or Horl- zontal. ve Well, as I am saying, I jump the Rattler down to Denver the other it will blow the whole tran down to |day, and there ts a little Zeffer blow- |ing when I leave that is so good if |you put a Storm Jib on the Engine |Cheyenne without needing any Steam. As a matter of facts, I’ donot think ,there is any Steam in the train, ut that. The sde of the Car Ivhave a Lower Berth on makes me. wonder how. guys ' like Shackleton and Valdimar Steffansen ‘ever get ao Reputation. After I get out of ine Hurricane which is blowing through the center of this Pullman and I am in my Berth for a few minnits I figure I will get me a set of BYD' and a light sport shirt and go on : Polar Expedition to get warm. I call the Porter and I ask him through my Musical Teeth can’ he not get me a Ice Pack and a glass of Cold Lemon- ade. I am Stiffling, I tell him, try: tng to hold onto my Jam so the fil |ings will not get jarred loose while I jam Chattering. Well, hé says, I am “From what the deep interest the The Sun hides behind the sky IIne—/ 0” the Wrong side of the Car. They Turn the heat off of One Side, he tells me, and leave itt on On the Other. I should of asked for a Ticket on the Hot Side, he says, ‘Well, Reader, I do not know before \that Mr. Holden's Line has got Hot and Cold Running Sleepers, and ali the other Modern Inconventences; but I am out of this Berth and into the other Across the Isle before the Por- ter is Finished talking, I do not stay in it long, partly because-tt {slike jump!ng off the North Pole into tha Middle of Africa, and partly because isn't any Wind! ‘Well, when I get up off my face, I notace that the street -hits me a Ter- rible Belt on the Nose. I am so used to a Wind that I do: not ever think of there not being any, even then, and the first thing I know I am down again! After I fall Over about three times, I figure something must be the matter, and I am just. getting up Once More When a Copper. comes over to me. } What, is the matter with you, this ‘or Dick, asks me? Are You Drunk, he says, or Are You From Casper : Weil. I tell the bird I am from Cas- per, and he says Oh, then I will not Arrest Yo. You have got the Cas- per Pitch, he says; but at first. I think you have been drinking. Every- body from Casper acts Hke that when they frst get off the Train here, this Copper says. Sometimes Sixteenth Street is full of Casper guys, lying on |their faves just after the Rattler Un+ which of some class deserving of popular |°T®! Months, and am walk'ng around belts, he is telling me. You will ‘get jOver It, he Consoles me; only don't Lean so,Far Forward when. you are walking. sess: But I do not get Over it, Reader. (Jt {s Hell to be Absent Minded, be- \Meve the! I am falling down All Over Denver most of the day. I will re- member for a while, and then I will g0 into a store and forget about tt, and I will come out and Pitch on my ;Nose In front of the Place. I come lout of more places on my Face than jon my Feet that day, and I am not given the Bum’s Rush either: By noon Iahave got quite a crowd following. me-to watch me Fall, and another Copper threatens to Lock ma Up for Obstructing Traffick, I am doing High and Lofty Tumbling With- out the Ald of a Net, all over the Works, and I am very, glad indeed to get back to Casper next day, where a guy can Walk on a Angle without coming home looking like a Arnica Advert'sement. It reminds me some of Oliver Won- |dall Homes’ immoral lines, which 0, you’ will remember: “Blow, Zeffer, Blow, Whine anf Whistle through’ your pace: Blow, Zeffer; keeping Walkers Right Side up—not on their faces!"* (Homes, I think) Maybe as the Poet says, it is a “Ti wind which does not blow some- body Good." (Keats, I bel'eve); but it 's sertainly a DARN SIGHT WORS WIND which Stops Suddenly, hey? ——_.—__. ‘When_a woman dares to be a man- hater, all the gentlemen run the other | way. Suppose you havea dress or fur ‘That is passe —does it occur Some buyers’ interest i you might stir, ttresh CLASSY FIED Th p Bertha Marie's Is open and read: the patronage 232 J. Second St. memati y for business and will appreciate of all Casper’s particular ladies. SCALP AND SKIN SPECIALIST Phone 2209 for Appointment. Sondedbng ape te sumnenaenmees Beauty Parlor Basement Becklinger Bldg.