Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, November 22, 1922, Page 6

PAGE SIX. iy be Casper Daily Cribune Insued every evening except Sunday at Casper. County, Wyo. Pullicaticn Offiecs. Tribune 5 MEMBER THE ASS iiding. | 3 15 and i6 vor S TELEPHONES serene i gris ting All Departments frrancn lelephone Exchange Connect ‘oming), Postoffice as second clase) November 22, 1916. | resident and Editor] Prudden, King & Prudden, 1120-23 Steger Bldg... Chicagc TL Fe gy ae a a aaah | emery, Bt, ¢ the Daily! ‘Trivune are on Yew York, Cticago, Boston and San Fraw sand visiters arc welcome. SUBSCRIPTION RATES | Carrier or By Mail One Year 5 Six Months = + 105 in advance and the after subscrip | Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©) | Inguiry made an investigation of the causes of the catrona depression of 1921, and recommended better and! more flexible credits for the farmers. To accom- plish this, several bills have been introduced in both senate and house. The farm bloc proposes to examine these bills, pick out the best features in each, and present one agricultural cr dit bill, with the indorsement of the ‘farm bloc. Doubtless this matter will cause must debate in both houses, since some of the bills offered ap roach fiat paper money. They hark back to the 3s of Greenbackism. Sound leaders in both uses of congress should be on their guard. No redit scheme wi)] help the farm which menaces the financial stability of the country. The Silver Spoon. port ALLOW the fact that you were born without a silver spoon in your mouth to worry you, and heap up a lot of imagifary obstacles in your pathway to success. This silver spoon stuff is about 90 per cent hokum. Get out and dig in and get your own silver ware. difficult thing in the world to accumulate. If you are clean/and honorable in yeur transac- tions and industrious and efficient in your under: takings you wil! find yourself in possession of more birthday spoons, souvenirs of subsequent an niversaries, than you ever believed existed. Why stress the first birthday spoon, it is not the ses real important one? If your folks were fortunate Get Your Tribune. enough to have an extra one to hand you when ween 630 and 8 o'clock P-™ Ryou arrived on earth, that did not indicate that ‘ribune. A paper wil be 4° | tie could or would keep on handing you another ke it your du' The Irrigation project west of Casper to be autho and completed at once. Casper Tribune's Program ize ing system for the recreation unieipal and school « swimming pools for the ch and more high- ight rates shippe > the and more frequent train serv- Troubles and Troubles. F YOU are not so constituted that you can throw L off your troubles and worries when you put on your coat to gu home after your day's business is over, believe,us, Brother, it is a nice comfortable habit you had better cu! good. Somebody said, a long Ww your troubles and worries your home. That was eh ‘ advice. There onght to be one re “ eatery and comfort exclude all else. If there is no such place found in the home, then it is no home and nobody much will be found hanging around there. If the vexations, defeats, and disappointments of the y are to be gone over, picked to pieces and whined about in the presence of the family, the evening is spoiled for all the other members, the dinner not enjoyed and everybody hastens to, get away to a more agreeable tmosphere. i No, your troubles should not be dragged home for post mortem examination. In fact. your troubles should not be dragged anywhere outside the four walls of your office. That is the place to settle them and the only place. When you try to enter- tain your friends with a recitation of your gloom. please “member that. you aro adatng nothing whatever fo your popularity. Everybody has his own from which he is striv- ing to get away, and yours are uninteresting and! tiresome and contribute just about zero to human} happiness. When you learn to lock up your day's troubles in the vault, safe or bottom drawer of your roll-top and shorten your face with a smile and a little cheerfulness, you'll be welcome ag home, Mary) will hasten to doll up with a fresh kitchen apron, | the youngsters will climb on your knee and love you up a batch without fear of being snarled at Then after dinner take the whole works to the mov ies and give the neighbors a chance to say, “Well, old Jones is a regular guy.” To have that remark get about the neighborhood is worth a whole lot to you and your busines: It is worth a million dollars more than to have an impression prevail that “Old Jones is the worst old grouch on the street. Always got troubles and always telling folks about them Shed your troubles like a duck sheds rain. For- get them and save your energy to pick them to pieces the next day. They are never so formidable then as they appear after a night’s worry over them. Itivate for your own future hile ago never carry over the threshold of n and still is excellent at where peact Better Credits to Farmers. of the i esc NN te rteresting and important problems! up in the special or regular ses: sion of Congress will be the matter of providing better credits to the rmers. The so-called “farm bloc” has given this subject serious attention ever} since the agricultu collapse of 1921. | When the War Finance corporation, created in} March. 1919, which was authorized to make ad vances to American exporters and American bank ing institutions, to assist in financ exports of domestic products, ceased activities in May, 1920, it had advanced $46,347,654 for the export of agr | * cultural implements, condensed milk, cotton, elec-| trical equipments, grain, flour and food, and loco-? motives. Of this sum $12,229,000 was for food. | In January, 1921, Congress adopted a resolution} over President Wilson’s veto, directing the Secre- tary of the Treasury to revive the activities of the, War Finance corporation with a view of assisting in the financing of the exportation of agriculturs and other preducts. Active steps were taken to relieve the agricultural situation, even to the ex-| tent of buying the crops and holdings them in | storage until there was a market for their exporta * tion. Advances of credits approved by the War Fi mance corporation between January 4, 1921, and | November 15, 1, amounted to $119,082. —$68,- 964,707 for the export of cotton, tobacco, wheat, | condensed milk. canned fruit, meats and machin- e and $50,118,076 for the purchase of wheat, corn, livestock and general agricultural products. Between January, 1 and October 15. the total credit advances approved were $436,23 411, divided as follows—exports, $9,7: 3 co. operative associations, $130,899,634; and ether financial institutions, $221,008,048> live stock associations, $7: 11. Th rporation holds gotes and chattel mortgages as security Phe Congressional Commission of Agricultural s PRE | endless « of which | the might have retired from spocn business or be unable to rustle one when ded zt the right time. That has happened in ses that can be recalled. The thing to do is not to place too much store by that first spoon, but just as soon as you can dig for yourself, go after your own’ spoons. Don’t you know that the real fellows in this world n heard of silver spoons until they had done enough to have whole silver services pre. sented to them by folks giving three cheers at the same t ? And at the banquet in celebration with their knives 1 the spoons were for?” Away back among our unknown and unmonrned ancestors the silver spoon was set up as the em blem of good fort Silver was a fairly scarce nd valuable article. To have a silver spoon out t newest heir or heiress each anniversary. They e fe cated the state of affluence of the family and there- fore its rank and standing in the community, The! children of such fam » 80 favored, in the use! of silver spoons to serve them nourishment, grew up to maintain the family prominence. This tem obtained for generations, with variations ‘of rse, until the ronghnecks broke into the game 1 exposed the fallacy of the silver spoon just as they have kicked the sawdust out of many another icient and supposedly sacred institution and sen- timent. The roughneck upset the silver spoon dope by going out and proving his superiority over the kid that bad one among his playthings at home. From that day it was off, and silver spoons lost their talismanic potency. SSS Ns Se Gone the Goat Route. oe AMERICAN public is not ordin but-that does not alter the fact that dearly loves'a goat. The resignation of Senator Newberry simply indicates that it has_annexed another one. Regardless of the facts in the situation it was plainly evident that so far as the publiq was con- ned it would never be happy until the senator was driven from public life. That Newberryism, which came to be the descriptive term by which ex- cessive campaign expenditures were known, became political i » Was not surprising. It was an is- sue in elections far removed from its original set- ting, and the details of the Michigan senatorial election of several years ago employed for all and more than they were worth. A brief resume is not out of place here. Senator Newberry and his associates were con- vieted on the charge of spending more money in a primary than the federal statute permitted. The supreme court decided that the statute did not apply to a primary and that the convictions had been obtained under a distorted interpretation of the law. It was not proved that the money had been corruptly spent. It was, so far as the evi- dence disclosed, expended for legitimate organiza- tions and publicity purposes. Senator Newberry was contending egainst the richest man in’ Mich- igan, in whose behalf was employed a buge federal machine, an immense publicity organization and an army of employes and agents of Henry Ford, the total value of this in the campaign being vastly ter than the amount spent in Newberry’s b f. The outcry against Newberry woulda not have been loud or general except for the fact that Henry Ford, disappointed in his attempt to “break” into the senate, wished to revenge his rejection by the voters of Michigan in the election which fol- lowed the widely advertised primary. Mr. Ford has financed a nation-wide campaign against his successful competitor, who serve with his sons in ase of the country during the World war while Henry Ford was procuring exemption for his son Edsel through his “pull” with President Wil- son, and making money out of war contracts. Now that 8S or Newberry has been goated rily cruel and retired it is to be hoped that large expendi-! tures for political purposes will go out of style and be heard of no more in American public life. This case wa®no worse than many another but it simply broke at a time when the public was less tolerant of things than it had previously been and a goat was the only appeasing solution. st Comfortable Earnings. THE GREATEST LINE of freight carrying steam ers in the world is the Furness, Withy com- pany of England, with 167 vessels. I the annual report of that company recently submitted, Sir Frederick Lewis, who is its pres- ident, and also president of Great Britain's Cham- ber of Shipping, after lamenting the fact that the business last year was as bad as it possibly could be, was able to announce that despite the carrying of three-quarters of a million pounds to surplus, making all necessary allowances for depreciation, e., and paying all government taxes, there re- |mained for the stockholders, free of income taxes, a 10 per cent dividend. If you are a stockholder in any American company, was that company able to pay you a 10 per cent dividend last year, to say nothing of increasing its surplus? Do you won- der that the Bri shipping interests and the stockholders in British shipping, are knocked silly the thought of a competing American merchant marine? Do you now understand why the British propagandists in this country allied with the Democrats, having such a large purse with which to fight our ship subsidy bill? In Great Britain even the charwomen own shipping stock. If our own people would get back of our merchant marine as those in Great Britain back theirs, there would be opposition worth considering to the ship subsidy bill It is not the most nd wondered “what the hell | indi-| ee ae aed Che Casper Daily Cribuse Tomboy Taylor. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1922. ishing up of @ vaudeville act. to stop a and come back! x the sidewalk without doing it. | | The’onty thing that used to make a i {he folks who tried to stop runa-'man happ‘er in those times than way horses were diviided into two| watching a rufiaway was to watch | classes. One class was composed of the proprietor of 2 runaway come [those chaps who stationed themselves out of = barber shop cr & —_ }@irectty in the path of cncoming run- store oF wherever he D = ways and waved their arms above and try to get intr © wagon that their heads and shouted, “Ho,: girl! wasn't there any more. People —_ Ho, girl! Ho, girl™ and then, tvhes | to jeave their Ddusiness and come 2 the runaway was getting pretty cose biocks away Gnd just stand around in land “things pre“ty crowds’, they a circle afd walt as payed as ® | changed their minds about stopping it) tues for ft to happen, mn a ee | after all ang turned around and re- | back to their erst} were er 4 } p jup and freshen won a Se gaa En aiee-| they'd just got back from a long sum- And the other class coraprise1 those | ™&T vocation. = aate a tbrash persons. who cried, “Get back! thing as & a ae thats wover | Get back! I'll stop her!’ and got out |* gly eee runaway an: in thp gutter and sprinted alongside | ¥! an ‘ the runaway as it thundered by, and | lgrabbeG at the flying reins, ana For Colds. Grip or ge poe | miessed and landed back on ths side-/ and a Preventive, Hasse Lax: walk the same as anybody cise, only | BROMO QUININE Tal oo: ety aed the wrong end up, after a kind of bears the signature of B Wa.Grove. chich was like the fin. (Be sure you get BROMO. —By Fontaine Fo: WANTED—200 People to Eat Chicken Dinner Methodist Church Thursday, Nov. 23, at 5:30 P. M. Adults 60c, Children 30c Tomboy TAYLOR'S MoTHER CAME ALONG JUST JN Time To Spoil THAT GAME oF FIRE } DEPT. JUST WHEN THEY WERS IN THE GEST PART OF IT. Cases To make winter driving comfortable is to equip your car with a Chanson Heater. For your touring car, runabout, truck, sedan or coupe. OMING AUTOMOTIVE STRIVE TO PLEASE: [ “we Influencing of the subconscious mind, Pa! it cost him! Contras: the luxur- Just as auto-suggestion is, but, aside lous present day cyre, a line of dog: from their fundamental sim{aritics, gocel repeated twenty times each ev they don't amount to the same thing ning with the eyes shut and the body it all, Today snoring {s done away relaxed, with the collegiate cracked with paintessly, while yesterday it Ice method and marvel at the latest was silenced whilo the patient suf-|alyance which aclence has made. ved great physical pain; or possibly! There is a cer-ain physician, an ex- reat mental pain, which is worse. [ponent of autosuggestion in certain There was the cure, for example, *'nds of cases, who lately received a which they used in college. When, Heiter like this in thanks for a book there came a man to the dormitory h® iad we#itten upon the subject: who bugle? loudly enough to cause “Dear So-and-So: By your fine methoc general trieomnia, the cure was ap. { have been entirely cured pt snor- plied to him by ail of his mates to./198- I had been suffering from the) gether and kent up until there were {rouble without any hope of relief. noticeable results. Noticeable results MY wife had to kick meat night always appeared before full strength fer over fifteen years. But now that of the cure had been used. te) si enec onan teeta ey First the patient was warned. He thank you." was warned by his upper Ifp being ‘olded back over h's nose ana ftast-| Almost Forgotten Nerve ned there with a clothes pin. Then.! * Tonic. Tired Business Man Really Tired. After twenty years of hard service in the joke column, where he rivaled jthe commuter, the reformer, the |motherin-law and other standard figures of American humor, the tired business man now asks for retire- ment on medical grounds. A Chieago doctor says he is really an Invalid, and shouldn’t be joked about. | In an address before the Tri-State | Medical Socfety the medical defender lof the tired business man diagnosed malady as chron'e fat\gue intoxi- on. And he complimented the vic- of that disease by declaring that ive wires ever caught it—never ‘azy incompetents, To jes: about an invalid has ever been considered in bad taste, and if the joke writers and cartoonists pay heed to the medical verdict they wilt | gracefully drop the tired businessman |from thelr stock ‘n trade, | ever \though {t hurts them tike the dickens to do without him. If that happens it will be the first time in history that a stock figure of the jokesmiths has ever been granted rotiremefit on the ground of health. |Indeed, come to think of it, St wil’ probably be the frist time that such a figure has ever been permitted to retire on any presext whatever. Noah himself, is still toiling week after week at the laborious task of ex- torting laughs from the readers of comic papers, and Methuselah is not much less diligent. The age and de creptitude, of these venerable figures has never earned them so much as @ week's vacation, and tha same is true of that ancient and pathetic character, the mother-in-law. Compared to their careers, the ca- reer of the tired business man has [been that of a mere mushroom. The |present generation witnessed his risc fame. In the beginning he wasn't but a highly serious f'gure, Jinvoked by the theatrical producers the dominant {nfluence of the American stage. The tired business nian was their excuse for not producing highbrow plays. When fretful, longhaired crit- ics would ask why they didn’t elevate the stage with Ibsen, Hauptmann and rindberg, :hey would say: “Hush! Don’t frighten the tirec business man! When highbrows wailed at the in terminable succession of musical girl ows the managers salt: “Don’t you understand that we do this because the tired business man ks so Nard all day | Do Your Christmas Shopping arly BUY IN CASPER on the following night, if he did not} com to take the warning to. heart, | - © was removed from his bed and put! The most unfortunate effect of the nto a bath tub along with some wa- coming of the automobile into r and some cracked ice and al- scheme of life is the resulting scaro- ywed to stay there until it seemed ity of runaway horses. The Amer- te him that he was through snoring ican people live too intensely, th for the night. jtake life tco much to heart. Any- This was kept up.every night unt'!'thing that will force them to relax, | began to be noticed that he was that will make them happy in some snoring less often than he used to and unfamiliar, distracting way, is a boon. in a much lower and sweeter tone.! And there ‘is nothing that can do Then the cure was applied less often,| this any better than a horse which is only when violent symptoms recurreé| hippering down street ‘without any- rnd the pastent kept getting better body steering him. and better and aficr-a couple of) It seems as if there Js nothing in nonths turned up entirely well, with- the world that can make a man ease vut any more snore left in ‘his system up in his mind and enjoy himself any at all. [more than to see some courageous He was cured, yes, but think of the party run out into a street and try } our) Christmas Bells -- And Cash Register Bells They'll both be ringing next month! A little ad in the “Christmas Gift Suggestions” col- umns of this newspaper’s Alphabetical Classified Sec- tion will ring the bell of your cash register— And keep it ringing from December Ist to the 24th. Our representative will call to tell you how to start the music. Building Materials Weare equipped with the stock to supply - your wants in high grade lumber and build- ers’ supplies. Rig timbers a specialty. KEITH LUMBER CO. Phone 3 Ford Hood and Radiator Covers S3-00 COMPLETE mak mazuma that ‘he can’t | thin t night. We ourselves would jiove to tproduce the inteilectual mir. acies of this here Fibs Offman and the other geniuses you mention, but the tired business man has to have his girl shows And so the tired business man soon ke, and worked faithfully th e ES ~ ine must to given vert to stop] Ford Side Curtains___--_-_$7.00 and $9.00 tnd a rerular course of medical treat | Ford Rear Curtains_________$2.65 to $5.00 as ae ment to put him on his feet again. Ford Roadster and Touring if < - ar : Autosuggestion for Snor- Top Recovers _----- y -$7.00 and $9.00 Do You Realize That ing Cure. Genuine FORD Parts They tell how effectively snoring is being cured by the new* science of autosuggestion, and how painlessly, with nothing for the patient to do but repeat twenty ‘times each evening some such statement as ‘Night by night, in every way, I am snoring less and less.” By thossimple and agreeable means of self-hypnosis one of the greatest evils is being swiftly done away with and the world left a lot safer for en- jduring friendships between man and ;man and enduring love between: man and woman. One looks back without regret to the days when string, if cured at Jail, was cured only by physical vio- [lence or the creation of some kind of jawful fear; like the fear for instance. Adi‘ te: There Are Only 26 Shopping Days Until Christmas? Buy Your Gifts NOW in Casper Brodie Rubber Co. wc YOUR ACCESSORY HOUSE Phone 1203 Tribune Bldg. 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