The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 5, 1911, Page 6

C. E. Robbins Bates County's Leading Phone No. 11 SALES MADE ANYWHERE I outsell other men because I give my whole time and attention to the auction business. I am in touch with stock men every where who want to : buy what you have to sell. af Annually make more sal¢s than all the other auctioneers in Bates county. See me before mak- ing dates. Terms reasonable. Free booklet on || How to Prepare for a Sale. Sale clerks furnished | on application. & Butler, Mo. C. E. ROBBINS | | C. W. Hes THE PRESCRIPTION DRUG STORE REXALL GOODS STOCK REMEDY ~ DUVALL-PERGIVAL TRUST CO. i \ CASH CAPITAL, $50,000. | FARMERS BANK BUILDING, BUTLER, MO. | We have money to loan on real estate at a low rate | Farm Loans of interest with privilege to pay at any time. | Abstracts We have a complete set of Abstract Books and will fur- | nish abstracts to any real estate in Bates county and examine and perfect titles to same. We will loan your idle money for you, securing you | Investments reasonable interest on good security. We pay .| interest on time deposits. J. B. DUVALL, Vice-President, W. D. Yates, Title Examiner. W. F. DUVALL, President, Arthur Duvall, Treasurer. 1 Percheron Stallions, Mares, & Fillies For Sale All registered stock I invite inspection of this stock, as it will com- pare with any of the kind in the United States. All of my horses are bred from import- ed stock and are top notchers, ‘If you buy from home parties you always have a recourse if it is not as represented. Farm three miles notheast of Butler. Telephone 4 on 125. TIS TIME YOU WERE THINKING OF THAT WINTER TRIP Daily, from October 25th to April 30th we will sell round-trip tickets at greatly reduced rates Alabama 4 Mississippi Cuba MISSOURI New Mexico Florida, PACIFIC South Carolina ’ Georgia IRON Tennessee Louisiana MOUNTAIN and Mexico Texas Kindly ask our nearest agent for information regarding these trips, or write the undersigned. aoe Cc. K. BOTHWELL, JOPLIN, MISSOURI. Auctioneer z=: On Retiring “Do you ever go to bed at 8 o'clock?" inquired the young woman with the “One of the girls told me the other day that going to bed at 8 o'clock and crinking a quart of but- termilk a day would positively beauti- fy the worst complexion in the world.” “It would ruin my disposition,” said young Mrs. Allison with a grimace. “Besides, dear, if one went to bed ev- ery night at 8 o'clock, what would one want a complexion for?” The young woman with the retrous- se nose considered. “Well,” she said finally, “of course you wouldn't need to do it forever, Secure the complexion and then stop. And,” she added in a hopeful voice, “probably while you're doing it you could take every Saturday night off.” The fluffy-haired blonde giggled rem- iniscently. “I was just thinking,” she aid, defending herself against the sus- | pielous looks that were cast at her, “IT was just thinking about the night last week that I retired at 8 o'clock | myself. “It was on Tuesday night,” explain ed the fluffy-haired blonde. “I was awfully sleepy, because George hac been calling the night before and had stayed unparJonably late.” “Er—George Featherstone Ralston?” Inquired young Mrs. Allison, with a polite smile. “The same," said the fluffy-haired blonde, resignedly. ‘He's a terrible bore, of course, but he’s my second cousin a few times removed, ‘and he seems naturally obliged to hold forth 1o somebody about the charms of that eastern girl he’s engaged to. He has apparently selected me for an auli ence.” The other members of the circic groaned in unison and folded up their sewing by way of welcoming the ap- proaching tea tray. “Therefore, on Tuesday night,” went on the fluffy-haired blonde, “I went up- stairs almost directly after dinner and took down my hair and put on my ki- mono, and lay down on my couch with a new novel and a box of marshma} low chocolates——” “How about your complexion?” mur- mured young Mrs. Allison, with a sigh of sympathy. “Oh, those?” said the fluffy-haired blonde. ‘Well, you see, I didn’t eat any dessert at dinner, so I was entitl- ed to eat something of the sort, wasn't ee “Certainly,” said young Mrs. Allison, obligingly. “By all means. Go on with your story, dear.” “Well,” resumed the fluffy-haired blonde, “the chocolates were uncom: monly good, and my couch is ever so deep and comfortable, and I was just coming to the chapter in my novel where the villain proves to have been in love with the beautiful heroine all along, and, owing to his peculfar psy- chological circumstances, the poor man had been grossly misunderstood —and all that, you know—when the door bell rang! “It was only a quarter to 9, so, of course, it seemed likely that it was a caller for me. Then quite suddenly it.occurred to me that Tuesday is al- ways the evening that Hallowell Fenn calls—not every Tuesday, you under. stand, but sometimes.” “Quite so,” said young Mrs. Allison, amiably. “I'm distinctly foolish about Hallowell myself.” The fluffy-haired bonde nodded, “My small brother had rushed to the door,” she explained. “Then, instead of com: ing up and telling me who was there, he simply shouted for me at the top of his lungs, and slammed the front door behind him.” She smiled grimly. “Of course,” she continued, -“I-sim- ply fell into my best clothes, and did my hair, and hunted up my beaded slippers—they’re always lost when | want them—and descended to the li- brary in exactly 11 minutes, with cor- dial haste and a so-sorry-to-keep-you- waiting smile.” She paused dramatic. ally. “It was not Hallowell!” she said, with patient finality. “As a matter of fact, it was not anybody for whom | was willing to outrage my habit. of leisure. It was George—George Feath- erstone—Cousin George Featherstone Ralston. Again! “He had a picture of his fiancee which he had received that day and he wanted to show it to me first of all, he said. Really, it wag almost pa- thetic. -I begin to like Cousin George out of sheer kindness of heart.” There was a chorus of questions. “Oh, yes, he showed it to me,” con- cluded the fluffy-haired blonde. “He thinks she is beautiful. She really did have rather nice eyes. But I assure you, in all seriousness, she grinned at me from the photograph!” Tulips for Room Decoration. Tulips are much more valuable for room decoration than are the large flowered hyacinths. They have not the heavy, overpowering odor of the latter and the lovely tints harmonize well with almost any kind of furnish. ings. Pot up now, as, like many other bul- bous plants, the tulip dislikes hard forcing, and so the earlier, in reason, the bulbs are potted up, the more slowly need they be grown, and the better will be the results. A good number of bulbs should be placed in each pot, as it is a fairly large mass that is most effective. If required for cutting, large numbers may very well be planted in boxes of food sofl and treated in the same manner as the } Wee lass of six or seven, Out yonder at your play, You run among the roses, For you the branches sway And every bud uncloses, And all the world is fair— 80 do they play in Heaven, The little children there. Wee lass of six or seven, With hair of tawny gold Whereon the sunlight, glinting, Seems trying to enfold The marvel of its tinting In ringlets and in curls— So do they gleam in Heaven, The locks of little girls. Wee lass of six or seven, Your laughter ringing free Has no half-tones of sorrow To Its lilt for me; You think not that to-morrow May shadow half your joys— So do they laugh in Heaven, The little girls and boys. Wee lass of six or seven, You sing a child-made song Of careless rhyme and meter, Yet in its raptures throng That no art may make sweeter Nor study make more fair— S0 do they sing in Heaven, The little children there. I sometimes think that Heaven Is made for little ones— No place of wall and column Beyond the farthest suns All marvelous and solemn, But full of laugh and play— Wee lass of six or seven, You echo it to-day. An Embarrassing Situation, “What in the world has become of that Black Spanish rooster [ bought last week?” asks the chicken fancier coming into the house Sunday morn- ing. “I'll bet there’s an organized gang of chicken thieves around here, but how they picked the lock on that coop is more than I can guess. Well, let’s hurry to church. Won't do any good to worry about {ft now. We'll stop at the police station and leave word on our way.” With a guilty flush on her face his wife puts her new chantecler hat, which {s adorned with some beautiful Black Spanish plumes, into the ward- robe and says: - “I—I've got a sudden headache, dear, and don’t believe I will go.” A Better Grade. ‘So Mrs. Wantsin’s children have the whooping cough?” asks the caller. “It’s too bad. She has always seemed so terribly afraid that they would catch that disease. She must be awfully exercised over it.” “No,” explains the friend. really seems happy about it.” “Happy?” __You_see, she ts absolutely. sure they took it from the ¢hildren of the rich family in the next block to her house.” “She An Oak Park Comment. (For every infant born in Oak Park HL, ft Is proposed to give a box of vigars to the father and a book to the mother.) I'd like a baby brother—Yes, A baby sister might be nice But she would get too scairt, I guess, When I play with my pet white mice. But papa says ft is a joke. We've got more children ‘an we need; Buhsides, he say, he never smoke, An’ mamma don’t get time to read My papa read th’ papers when They offered that prize of cigars An’ that nice book, an’ grinned, an’ then My mainma she just say: “My stars! You say the fum’ly keeps.you broke, An’ that there’s lots to clothe an’ feed— Buhsides, you know, you never smoke An’ I don’t get time to read.” I'd Ike a baby brother—or A baby sister, second choice. But papa says he’s waitin’ for Us kids to grow up. He'll rejotce He say, to puff cigars until he choke An’ buy liberries—yes, tndeed! But now he can’t afford to smoke An’ mamma don’t get time to read. Looking Ahead. “Why do you carry two of every kind of germ, father?” asks Ham, dur ing the cruise of the ark. “Because,” Noah explains, “after 2 while there are going to be so many people on the earth that unless some of them can find reason to be scien tists there will be too much idleness.” Saying which, he makes the twe fleas move over to the other dog st that the first dog can sleep a little while. P-orsay. “1 wonder {f that fs the woods that tHe robbers live in. My papa says robbers live in woods.” “Maybe it i¢. Maybe that’s where the 1 man lives.” —a skilled and succes telling to their local physician. your own hom. hysician, redient on its outside wrapper. with your health, V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y. Wetcome Worps To WomEN Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their sex should write to Dr. Pierce and receive free the advice of a physician of over 40 years’ experience sful specialist in the diseases of women. Every letter of this sort has the most careful consideration and is regarded as sacréedly confidential. Many sensitively modest women write fully to Dr. Pierce what they would shriak from The lecal ne is pretty to say that he cannot do anythin, without Yan examinetion,”? Dr. Pierce hela ate these distastefi:1 cxaminations are gencrally need- less, and that Lo woman, except ia rare case", should submit to them. 28 Dr. Fierce’s'treatm>at wl cure ‘ov «Zlt in the privacy of Kis * Pavorit« hundreds of thosands, some of edicine of its kind that is the product of a regularly graduated ptt Ag he only one aaaitenolgh that its makers dare to print its every There’s no secrecy. It tion. No alcohol and no habit-forming drugs are found in it. Some unsci ulous medieine dealers may offer you a substitute. Don’t tuke it, | Write to World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Prescription” has cured them the worst of cases. It will bear examinae Don’t Dr. R. ke the advice received and be well. FARMING IS A BIG BUSINESS Requires Special Knowledge and Lote - of Energy If Best Results Are * to Be Obtained. CS | (By B, B.. LARA.) | The business of farming, a8 prac: | ticed, by the modern and progressive farmer, is comething altogether differ- | ent from the methods in force a few years ago. Everything about the mod. | ern farm is clean, wholesome and san- itary. Pigs, cows and chickens no longer occupy the front yard, in com- mon with the farmer’s family; ma- chinery is no longer left in the field to rust away, and the farmer and his family no longer dress shabb‘ly. The government, agricultural colleges, trol- ley lines, electric lights, telephones and rural free delivery are the great agencies responsible for this change. The modern farmer, especially an irrt- gation farmer, must be a scientist. He must farm scientifically. He can- hot surrender his orchard: to the pests. The law requires him to at least pro- téct his neighbor's orchards. If he fails to comply with the law requiring him to properly spray his trees, for | instance, the county or state steps in | and either does this work or chops down the trees and charges the ex- pense thereof to the land of the indo- lent farmer. One tree is now mace to bear more fruit than half a dozvn did a few years ago; one farm is made to pro- | available inch of land utilized profit- | ably, and the farmers and their fam. | {lies happy and contented. Panics do), not affect them much. They produce | the absolute necessities of life. The} world must look to them for a living so that, after all, the farmer is in- dispensable. Never before has iarming been car- ried on with g#uch a sure scientific foundation. With soil, sunshine and | water in just the proportions demand- ed by plant and tree, the business of farming and fruit growing has become an occupation suited to the educated man end woman. Scientific farming is in its heyday and intensive cultivation is making ten acres as profitable as 80, and 20 acres as remunerative as a quarter section. , It 1s no uncommon thing to see at work in the fields of an irrigated farm men of college training and of fine presence. With big horses and big tools, one | intelligent inan can now perform the tasks formerly requiring ten No salaried positions in the learned | professions can ordinarily command the pay equal to the returns from u 40-acre farm under intelligent mac agement. If the same area be put Into orchard the yield is often equa: to that of the president's salary of some great railway system. No won- der irrigation and scientific farming ettract-all-young men, As it Happened in a Dream. Marion, Ohio.—A dream of death came true when William H. Baker, 69 years old, was found dead in his home from an overdose of morphine. The day previous he had dreamed that two of his friends were trying to enter his home while he was dying, but were kept away by his faithful dog. While he was dying two friends called to see him, but his dog pre- vented their entering for some time. | | + | | mellow, diffused light—easy eye because it cannot flicker. can use yous eyes as long as you wish ¢ Rayo light without strain. The Rayo Lamp is low-priced, and even though you pay $5, $10 or $20 for other lamps, you may get more expensive decorations but you cannot get a better light than the low-priced Rayo gives. A strong, durable shade-holder_ holds. the shade on firm and true. This season’s new burner adds strength and appearance. Once a Rayo. User, Always One. under ¢ No. 291 (Local Freight)... gers on Interstate Division. | tralns carry passengers. | 49-tf Office Phone 20 MISSOURI PACIFIC RON MOUNTAIN Missouri Pacific Time Table BUTLER STATION. Following is corrected time card to. date: NORTH. No, 206 Kansas City Accommodation. 6:08 a, m. No, 208 St, Louis & K. C. Mail & E: No 210 Southwest Limited Kansae City Stoc! Pm. Local Freight... SOUTH. No. 209 Southwest Limited INTERSTATE. WEST. No. 693 Madicon Local Frelght.......... 7:45 m, No 37 Madison Accommodation... 1:15 p.m. EAST, No. 633 Butter Accommo4ation........ 12:01 p.m. No. 694 Butler Local Freight. . 6:00 i) m.. Freight trains Nos. 693 and 694 carry passen- No other freight All freight for forwarding must be at depot duce as much as ten acres did a few | not later Fae hay a Ulsingk a meer bean o | for following dave torwarding. Te for years ago. Intensive cultivaticn means | Interstate Division must be delivered: before small and compact farms, with every | fiveo’ciock p. m, No freight billed for this | train in morning, E. U. VANDERVOORT, Agent. OR. J. M. NORRIS, Eye, Ear and Throat Specialist |Eyes Tested Free and Glasses Prop- erly Fitted. Office on south side over Star Bakery. DR. J. M. CHRISTY Diseases ot Women and Children a Specialty Office over A. H. Culver Furn. CO. BUTLER - MISSOURI House Phone 10 North side square DR. J. T. HULL Dentist Entrance same that leads to Stew- ‘ard’s Studio. Butler, Missouri OR. H. M. CANNON DENTIST Butler, Missouri East Side of the Square Phone No. 312 —T. G. BOULWARE Physician & Surgeon) eee North Side Square, Butler, 0. dren a specialty. Diseases of women and chil- ed wus a | estate of person sound * mind, on the 8th of Deccmber 1910, by the Pro- pate Court of Bates county, B, F. JETER, Attorney at Law = Notary Public East Side Square Phone 186 BUTLER, MISSOURI Guardian’s Notice. Notice is hereby ‘given, that the undersign- o a ic Pee Rasa Gort Bi atosad 0. 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