The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, April 30, 1908, Page 5

ete ee Theodore Roosevelt Jr., took his A movement is on foot to installa first ride{n a baloon last week. Teddy pipe organ in Congress. Wouldn't a jr’s “old man” will probably take calllope or a can-can orchestra be one about next November. more appropriate? Ferdinand Shumaker, whofounded' Admiral Robley D. Evans has been the breakfast food businessin this formally ordered to turn over the country is dead. Under the circum-| command of the Pacific fleet to Rear stances, we forgive him. Admiral Chas. M. Thomas on May 9. DeWist's Carbolized Witch Hazel TheAsbury Sunday School brought Salve. I is especially good for piles. eggs to the nu.nber of thirty dozen Sold by Clay’s drug store. last Sunday, which were shipped to A Joplin woman was presented a Bethany Hospital Monday. Nice _ boquet of beautiful flowers for whip- fresh eggs just from the farm are ping aman who wes beating an much better than the cold storage overloaded team with a scoop products to be had in the clty.— shovel. Drexel Star. A man who has his arms offatthe There ts nothing peer ae Kodoi shoulder has been chosen treasurer for dyspepsia, indigestion, sour stomach, belching of gas and nervous vs Alton township, saye the Repub. headache. Is digests what you eat. jie, Aln’s those voters the cautious go1q by Ulay’s drug store. boys? There are so many dry counties tn Missour! now that the revenue the etate derives from the inspection of beer, has shown @ decrease of over ’ candidates that will mean thas Mis- 00,000 tee the mouth of Mech. sourt will give a democratic majority The Sheldon (Mo.), Enterprise !8 of 50,000 at the coming election.— willing to wager a year’s subscrip- Eldorado Sun. ©” tion that the lightning which struck Dr. Taylor, at Hume last week, was aes Werk Sas Op at Me S90. to one hundred men stood In line to CASTORIA. buy tickets to the Hinton, where Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought try, Lealle Carter was the attrac- a” QjplUtzeu \#lon, and the average sale to each + was $10, the fact was demonstrated that the pantie was over in Muskogee. Wiillam J. Bryan tor President, W. J. Stone for United States Senator and W.S. Cowherd for Governor of Missourl! constitute @ triumvirate of Muskogee Phoenix: Yesterday morning, when for hours from fifty The comic papers will certainly have to let up on the old gag about The cities with the dates of their if awoman doing every thing from 11.5 tor this year, of the Central opening a bottle to building a wood: Missourt and astern Kansas Fair shed withafork. Areul live man circultare asfollowe: Columbia, week broke out of an Ilinots jal last week | of July 28; Higginsville, week of Au- . gust 4; Holden, week of August 11; with a spoon and a fine tooth com. Carthage, week of August 18; Harrt- _An attempt was made last week to sonville, week ot ry: 25; Garnet, reform one of the San Francisco Kas., week of Sept. 8; Butler, week of boodlere with a bomb. Judge Wal- ey de 15, Independence, week of Sept. lace would probably find this amuch ~~" —— more effective means thana grand Senator Stone in writing his non jury and what fe more to the point par nacragen poo yor done we private mortals are 0 vould gots Lim more goterioty. “do, He does not believe in using the Attorney General Herbert L.. Had: fpankingprivilegetor private business ley, who has over-worked himeelfin ang will not get his “old pants” securing convictions upon which no back home in that way as one Mis- punishment can be given, and in goyr} Ex-Congressman did. By the spending the state’s money, {8 tak way that ex-congressman is now ing & much-needed rest in the wilds fighting Stone.—Ex of New Mextco. Sat ERNE sre President Roosevelt has accepted Col. J. L. Pace, auperintendent of | ghe voluntary resignation of Second the Confederate Home of Missouri, | joysenant H. Fairfax Ayers of the has beep appointed a delegate to the 35th annual session of the National~,ade¢ who loaned his coat toa girl Conference of charities and correc: visitor to the Military Academy for tions to be held at Richmond, Va., May 6 13, 1908. DeWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Pills cadet or officer to allow a moman to prompt and thorough and will ina wearany partof his uniform, and short time strengthen weakened kid. Captain Howz, commandant of the neys and allay troubles arising from cadets ordered him to recover it. inflammation of the bladder. Sold by Clay’s drug store. Nearly every man of observation Notwithstanding tbe tact that 90d discernment, says Arthur Aull, 20U0 theatre cases have been wiped bas noticed that many women go off the docket, the Jackson county wrong through igorance, rather than grand jury ls etillgrinding ousindict- ‘Tom design. The very moment the ments agalnet theatrical people for @Verage man observes a woman act- working on Sunday, ing free and easy, he fastens;upon ceeds Spageua? ES eS this fact a sinister and unchaste in- And now the rail roads running !n- terpretation—perhaps all unknown to the District of Columbia from the 4, ¢he woman. The result is, the south must remove the Jim Crow foolish one is often coupromleed un- signs from thelr trains as they enter +1 virtue is worth but Iitsle to her, the district. This 1s done because tetore she suspects that any thing {s there is no Jim Crow law in the dia: wrong. trict and the sensitive feelings of the el That a strong play cannot Inspire bi 6 not be lacer- en _ the weakér sex to deeds of bravery ated. | ‘i E. D, Allen, the Adrian livery man, 88 proven the other day ata ‘per: ompanted by E.N. Brown, went formance of “Under Two Flags’’ tn to Rich Hill last week ona hunt for “incinnastl. “Under Two Flags” is the horse thief who made away with ® Play of especial force, portraying one of Mr. Allen’s teams. The team ‘he selt-sacrificing herolsm ofa wo: was found six miles northwest of ™an and certatoly should inspire Rich Hill bus no trace of the guilty | me to the hights of fearlessness, but parties was found. ‘when some one screamed ‘mouse! ad at a matinee preformance, 800 Geo. Dowell of the Rich Hill Tri-' women in the audience screamed, bune has dropped his controversy tampeded and fainted. with the little Hume Telephone and —————— {a gunning. for bigger game in the Death Was On His Heels. shape of the Republican Press. Jesse P. Morris, of Skippere, Va. Funny the way Republicans hate had a close call in the spring of 1906. each other, especially the ple eating He says: “An attack of pneumonia | lefs me so weak and with sucha fear- factions and the non-appointess. jfal cough that my friends declared A near panic at the Methodist | consumption had me, and death was on my heels. Then I was persuaded anh SOR Cotig Ge gate | to bn { Dr. King’s New Discovery. It ating exercises, was caused Wednee- helped me immediately, and after day night by some @ne dropping 4 | taking two anda half bottles I was | piece of gas pipe on a concrete aide-|a well man again. I found out that Sint To some of the large audience | New Discovery 1s the best remedy for coughs and lung disease in all the tn the building it sounded like @ fire Soa» “Sold under guarantee at bell and they immeadiately became | Frank T. Clay’s drug store. 50c and excited. No one was injuréd, $1.00 Trial bottle free. i a Scott's Emulsion strengthens enfeebled nursing mothers by increasing their flesh and nerve force. It provides baby with the necessary fat and mineral food for healthy growth. ALL DRUQGISTS; BOc. AND $1.00, ] j | The Dent County Democrats, in| convention assembled, adopted! | among others, a resolution scoring | the St. Louls Post Dispatch for its | “unscrupulous and scurrilous attack | on that peerless leader William Jen- jnings Bryan.”’ The P-D. was aleo denounced for its “false and hypo eritical pretenses of Democracy and {ts warfare on Democratic leaders, and its alliance with the Republican party inthis campaign, as in the past, to effect Democratic defeat.” The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Lectl/Uitta When Miss Ida M, Tarbell, the feminine muckraker who has been featured by McClure’s magaz!ne, ask- ed in an address to the Kansas Edi- torlal Association, what was the process of naturalization by which she might become a Kansan, some one iu the audience shouted; ‘Mar- riage.’ It Miss Tarbell wishes to be come a Kansan by this means, she had betterdo soin 19U8 as leap year will not come around again until 1912, A man went into the Pleasant Hill barber shop last Monday to get shaved. The barber's razor was un- steady and the patron recelved sev- eral small cuts on his fave, After the operation was over, the butchered patron took # large mouthful of water and after holding 1 In his mouth «few minutes spit it out. “Why did you do that?” asked the barber in surprise. “Oh,! only want- ed tosee ifmy mouth would still hold water, replied the abused pat- ron as he walked out.’"—Ex. Gentliemen—In 1897 | had a disease of the stomach and bowels, In the spring of 1902 | bought a bottle of Kodol and the benetit 1 recelved all the gold in Georgia could not buy. May you live long and prosper. Yours very truly, C. N., Cornell, Rod- ing, Ga., Aug. 27,1906.” Sold by Clay’s drug store. Among others of a like nature, the Mo. ‘Telegraph tells the following story; “Will Taylor who recently 7th Cavalry. Young Ayers was the moved tothe old Hyten farm, six miles southwest of Fulton, lost a brood sow, last week, in @ very un- the Easter Review last year. It isa| usual way. Mr. Taylor had not sig violation of the regulations for a| the sow and pigs for afew days. So he went down in the pasture to hunt for her and to his surprise found the antmai fastened in the skeleton of a horse, that had died the year pre- vious. The sow was dead and the pigs nearly starved. Mr. Taylor took the little pigs to the house and {s caring for them himself. A Twenty Year Sentence. “I have ‘just completed a twenty year health sentence, {mposed by Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, which cured me of bleeding piles just twenty years ago,” writes 0.8. Woolver, of LeRayeville, N. Y. Bucklen’s Arnica salve heals the worst sores, boils, burns, wounds and cuts in the short- est time. 25c at Frank T. Clay’s drug store. The Adrian Street Fair officers met Friday of last week. The dates for the 1908 fair was set for September 911 inclusive. William Warnken, on account of poor health, presented his resignation as a member of the committee, which was accepted with regres. John Appa gentleman of excellent qualifications was appolnt- ed to fill the vacancy. Prospects for a big fair are good. Following isa Met of the officers: J. E. Dowell, president; W. W. Parish, secretary; Executive Committee, Sam Walls, J W. McCombs, G. E. Cantrell, W. D. Wilhite, George Herrell, A. J. Walter and J. 0. App; E.G. Moudy, Supt. poultry Dept; B. B. Lentz, Supt. Agriculture. DeWitt’s Little Early Risers, the famous little liver pills. Sold by Clay’s drug store. An intelligent lady, the wife ofa prosperous farmer living near Bunce- ton, in speaking of the farm help problem, remarked: “If some of the {dle men in the cities could be blind- folded, taken to the country and giv- en a few equare meals they might be satisfied to stay there.” The sug- gestion struck me as a good one. Funny, ien’t it, how men will half atarve in the cities rather than go to the country, where they could get plenty of wholesome food and health- fulemployment! There’s nothing so strange as human nature. Men will livein a foul and dingy tenement and spend their days in digging ditches, cleaning gutters or wading in blood ‘and filth in packing houses, rather , shan go the country where a man’sa man, Why?—Ex. Mingo. Urich Herald Our good Friday rainy day. Mrs. Georgia Hendricks Is progress- ing nicely with her school at Bryan. F. Crust had the misfortune to lose a fine yearling colt last week. Mrs. Shirts has been very sick at her home near Freeze Out. Mr. Lacocks bas been very sick | with pneumonia for the past week. W.. J. Middleton, # successful farm- er and stock raiser near Mayesburg, | this year Was & marketed « fine lot of hogs inCreigh- | ton last week. Mrs. Tom Burris spent last week atthe homeof her daughter, Mra. Montie Hurt, helping care for their alck baby R A Garrets and many others have had lots ofsport chasing wolves during the bad weather. We hear 4 great deal of complaint lately of chicken cholera among the poultry. This means a great loss to the farmers wife, Amsterdam. Born, to Mr, and Mrs, Barney, a daughver. Thurman Armentrout and Lloyd Blake have departed for western Kansas. Mra. W. 8. Willams was called to Cherryvale, Kas, on account of the {llness of a daughter. Rey. A. ti, Lewla, who has been visiting at the home of T. P, Craw- ford in Butler, returned home. Mrs. W. A. McBurney was called to Kansas City on account of the fll- ness of her daughter, Mrs, B, F, Bun- yard. Mra. W. NX. Westover and daughter are visiting relatives in Towner, Col. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts promptly on the bowels through which the cold {s forced out of the system, and at the same time it al- lays inflammation, Sold by Clay's drug store. Is {s remarkable sometimes the way editors accumulate wealth, An exchange says: “A Kansas editor who etarted & business career about ten years ago witha capital of fifteen cents is now rated at $100,000, This vast accumulation of wealth was made possible by his frugality, strict attention to business, hard and incessant work and thefact that arich uncle died and left him $99,- 999.56. Thus fortunes are some- times made in the newspaper busi- ness.” CASTORIA. sare the Tha Kind You Have Always Bought Signature i pM This is the time of year the hobo describes by saylng that “box cars are ripe and fence corners are in bloom.” If there were no other {ndi- cations of budding spring we would as once be apprised of ft by Lee Spicer’s debut with his panama. Mr. Spicer, the hurry-up local manager of the R. J. Hurley Lumber Yard in- terests, is always under the wire first with his panama hat He tells us that he ts forced to don his hat each spring when the annual house clean- ing bug Nghts in his nelghborhood, having had a panama burned with the rubbish one spring.—Cass Coun- ty Democrat. CASTORIA. Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought Signature QffUten ri ZT While opponents of Senator Stone {o hisown State contine to scurry about in search of fresh methods of assault the Senate finds new honors for the senior memberfrom Missouri. Senator Stone has been made a member of the Committee on For- eign Relations, a distinct promotion in the Upper House. It is this com- mittee that approves ofall treaties and leads in all legislatiun affecting our attitude with and toward the Powers of the earth. Senator Stone has long been a capable public ser- vant, afact that shone forth when he served in Congress, and later, when he became Governor of Mis sourl. His recognition at Washing- ton comes as no eurprise to that element that has long watched his course without prejudice or diver- sion by the yellows.—St. Louis Times. He Got What He Needed, Wong et peor ‘0 It looked as if -my time had come,” says Mr. C. Farth- ing of Mill Creek, Ind. Ter. “I was so run down that life hung on a very slender thread. It was then my drug- recommended Electric Bitters. ns bottle and I got what I | j—strength. I had one foot in the | py bus Electric Bitters put it back on the tart and I’ve been well ever since.” Sold under a guar- _ at Frank T. Clay’s drug store. Isaac, the 18 months old son of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Engel, of Rich Hill, was drowned in 4 cistern at their home in Rich Hill in playing wandered from the moth- ag No, 2 er’s sight while she was engrossed {n 5 ber household duties. Missing the child, she at once instituted a search and peering {n the cistern was hor- rified to see the body of her beloved | child floating on the surface ofthe water. The cistern was almost ful, was taken from the water. Allefforts to revive the little fellow were un- availing. Obituary. Mr. R. G. Andrews passed away to the unknown beyond Friday, April 17, 1908, at one thirty o'clock at his home one and a half miles south of Ballard, Spruce township Bates county, Mo. Mr. Andrews was born in Tenn., Jan 10 1816,came to Polk county fn 1840, While there he was married to Miss Amanda Kates at Springtield. During the Civil war he left Polk and went to Cooper coun- ty, stopping only a short time, he went to Saline county where he re- sided until he moved to Bases coun- ty In 1868 where he resided until his death. Mr. Andrews was the father of eleven children, five dead and six ving The living are: Will Andrews, of Nevada; Mrs, Lizzie Hays, Butler; Mrs. Anis Short, Rich Hill; Mrs, Re- becea Murphy and Richard Andrews, who lived with thelr father, and Mrs, Johnson, of Canada. All of his chil. dren were at his bedside at the time of his death with the exception of Mrs, Johnaon, who living so faraway could not be present. The funeral services were held at the home conducted by brother Shel- ton, who made @ very appropriate talk for the occaston, A large con- course of friends were present to pay sheir respects to the departed and sympathize wlth the family and relatives in this theirgreas atilletion, The remains were lald to rest at Johnstown, by his wife who crossed over theriver thirty years before him, Mr. Andrews was a lawablding eftizen and @ good nelghbor. Always ready to lend a helping hand to the sick and needy and never refused to do anything in his power for the b fiding up of mankind. He could leave to his children no wreater heri- tage than the rememberance of his noble life. The mourning relatives and friends left behind have the sym- pathy of all in this their hour of grief and sorrow. But turning fromearth- ly sympathy they are soothed and comforted by the words of that blessed book, the Bible, forin that book they read of the sufferings of our savior and thelr hearts can truly tind relfef {n echoing these words: When my path of Iffe seems endless, And my cross 4 crushing load, I think of that sad journey Up Calvery’s weary road. I think of him who toiled that way, In anguish and in pain, Fell thrice beneath the cross He bore, And then dare I complain. ~ 19s A NEIGHBOR Cash Prizes For Good Fiction. The Bohemian, Deposit, N. Y., a bright and entertaining monthly which has been making a place for itself, is in the field with several sub- stantial cash prizes for good fictiou. The editors of The Bohemian are convinced that there are hundreds of people in this country who havea good story to tell if only they are in- duced to put themselves upon paper. Tt {8 to bring out these-storfes from what sources so ever that next month particulars of the cash offer for prizes will be printed in The Vus- ting Press publications; The Bohe- mian and The Outing Magazine. This offer means that The Bohe- mian {s offering especial encourage ment to those outside of the field of professional writing. The best story will of course win, by whomever sub- mitted, whether he be a professional story writer or not, But unless The Bohemian is much mistaken, some of the prizes will be awarded to writers whose names have never be- fore appeared in print. Saint Valentine Ignored. Preparatory to entering upon his campaign fora seatin the United States Senate, Governor Folk has ordered a large number of his photo- graphe enlarged sufficiently to make | good “hangers” tor prominent places. The photograph is about 6x10 inch- | e8.—Diepatch. Heretofore it has been custom |toconfine the sending out of picto- ' ptal jokes to one day in the year,— ‘February 14th, ‘ The baby |. and Mrs. Engel was able to grasp |* the little body, which with assistance | yo, a ee Tn ee ee The Missour! Pacific Time Table at Butler Station. /RRECTED TINE TABLE. SOUTH BOUND. 4 al hdd 4& Joplin mail Lxpre & Nevada mail & Expres fret NORTHBOUND. o. 2 Kansas City and St. Louts Ex No. 48 Kansas City mail and Express No. 200 Kansas City limited mi LOCAL FREIGHT al Freigns ibe sas City stock 3B p INTERSTATE DIVISION WEST BOUND ©. Til Local freight and Pas mixed ZaeT ROUND, 5am 742 Local freight and Pas mixed ar5:00 pm No. 713 Sunday Pi 8:0em No. 7l4 Sunday Ff eer, arrives 12:00pm EK. C. Vaxpervoort, Agent Home Seekers Excursion. To potntsin Alabama, jArizona, Arkansas, Colorado, tieorgta, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Loulelana, Mext- co, Misstssippl, Monvana, ‘Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, (Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee Texas, Utah, Virginia,;sWashington, Wisconsin, Wyoming. On all fires and third Tuesdays of each month at rate of one and one,half.fare phis $2.00 for round trip. Twenty-one days from date of sale. Second class colonists rates to Los Angeles, San Franctseo, Santiago and other California potats $30.00 To Portland, Oregon; Tacoma, Se- attle and other northeast polnts $3120, Clty of Mexteo $34 30. On sale March Lat to April 808h 1908 E. C, Vaxpervoorr, TABLER’S puexeve PILE DINIMENI CURES NOTHING BUT PILES, A SURE and CERTAIN CURE known for IS yaare 99 the BEST REMEDY for PILES. SOLD BY A Prepares ty BISDA2D. JOHN F. HERREL & SON Make a Speciality of Farm Insurance and Real Estate Office in court house, BUTLER,MO DR: |. M. CHRISTY, Diseases of women and Children a Specialty Office The Over Butler Cash Depart- ment Store, Butler, Mo, Office Telephone 20. Honge Telephone.) r DR. E. N. CHASTAIN. "I Mo, Residence High Street. Residence Phone 19% Office Phone 215, _ Racine poor DR. H. M. CANNON, BUTLER, - WILL BE TN ADRIAN EVERY FRIDAY, prepared to do all kinds of den- en Dentist, BUTLER, - MISSOURI, § tal work. iL B. F. JETER, Attorney at Law and Justica, Office over H. H. Nichols, East aide square, Butler, Mo DR, J. T. HOLL DENTIST. Antranoce, same thatiead to Hagedorn’s studio, north side square, Butler, Mo, ‘T. C, BOULWARE, Physician and Surgeon. Office North Side Square, Butler, Mo. Diseases of women and children 6 specialty. rf, i i i it f Hi i A y Hl; | ! fi if i ; 0s peneenne.