The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, June 14, 1906, Page 5

THE IMMIGRANT. LIMB RAW S | | A foolish littie immigrant, Has crossed the unkncwn sea, | And landed or th f :ife, A citizen to be. esb He did not bring a sirzle cert— No baggage was revealed; Upon what scenes he turned his back, His lips are ever sealed He may be homesick, who can tell? The Years are in bis eyes; PEE Of BE Itching Humor—Doctor Did No A land of strange surprise. ; Good—Cruiser Newark, U. S. N. Ab, foolish little immigrant, r Man Cured in Three Weeks. What tales were told to you? SPEEDY CURE BY . CUTICURA. REMEDIES “T suffered with humor for about three years, off and on. I finally saw Seer (ee he gare mp semmedies thas so I tried Cuticura when my limb be- low the knee to the ankle was as Rey as a piece of beef. All I used wae the Cuticura Soap and the Ointment. I bathed with the day and used about six of Ointment. I was cured of the humor in three weeks and haven’t been affected with it since, I use no other Soap oan Cet Se wer. T remain, yours fully, H. BE sf U. SN N., U. S Nevark, New York, July 8, 1905. “P.S& Publish if if you wish.” CUTICURA GROWS HAIR Crusted Scalps Cleansed and Purified by Cuticura Soap eps b: creminge of Cuticura, reat Sin ura, treatment at po once stops fling falling hair, removes crusts, and dandruff, destroys hair a soothes irritated, itching stimulates the hair follicles, the scalp skin, supplies the roots ith energ and nourishment, and makes the hairgrow upon aswect,whole- some, healthy scalp when all else fails. external and internal treat- ment for avery hoe humor, from pimples to infancy to age, consisting of Outinen Bon Oiatment: and Pills, now be had of all druggists for one . A single set is often sufficient “eaten te ig cases, ie co form at Chee Coated F- bead e* Ttirt anor iano baat CASTOR IA For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Gignature of Good luck to you while you are here, And long the time you roam; You cannot tak dollar back, When you go s home. —McLandbur; in N. ¥. Times. THE NEW SERVANT By G.B BURGIN. oa BEG your pardon?” I “O, don’t apviugize,” said Cyn- thia, bland i suppose taat your husband wre : diverusement for a servant. He's 2 curatc, is he not?” “Ye-es,” faltered Mrs. Patterne. “That accounts for it. Who could possibly be grammatical on the income of a curate? It would be unkind to expect it.” Mrs. Patterne was only humane. “One does not expect a servant in search of a place to correct one’s hus- band’s grammar,” she said, icily, “Of course, if you put it in that im- personal way, ‘one’ does not. It is rather like Ollendorff, ‘One has told me you wish to a the bad bonnet of the good aunt.’ And all that kind of thing. Still, even a curate must have his boots blacked if he wishes to shine—at either eud.” She smiled and displayed dazzling teeth, “Don't you think you would be rath- er trying as a maid-of-all-work?” sug- gested timid little Mrs, Patterne, “My dear woman,” said Cynthia, composedly, “I couldn't possibly be worse than the average servant. You had much better employ me. The only stipulation I- make is that I am_ to have a couple of hours to myself every evening for literary work.” “You—you won't want to come into the drawing-room?” faltered Mrs, Pat- Soap or seven thoro DR. E. N. CHASTAIN. Butter, - Mo, Office over Bennett-Wheeler Mer. Co Residence High Street. Office Phone 218, Residence Ptione DR. H. M. CANNON, Dentist, BUTLER, - MISSOURI. Will bein Adrian every Tues- day and Friday prepared to do call kinds of dental work. “CYNTHIA.” terne. “Dear John likes to be alone with me after his hard day's work,” Cynthia glanced round the room. “No, I don’t think f should want to come in here, except to dust it.” “And you are content to take your meals in the kitchen?” “More than content. Parochial con- OSTHEOPATHY \ igo tag Thera versation dees not interest me in the . least.” DR. JOHN A. BELL, “And why do you want to be aserv- ant?” CESS! “I don’t think I need go into that?” ™ saith nd “Certainly not, if you don’t wish to.” Cynthia felt ashamed. DR. HARRIET FREDERICK. “I cannot write lately. A course of “ules kitchen work will brace me up. My tories have a tendency to become mor- T. C. BOULWARE, — Physician and 8 . Office Mrs. Patterne was seized with a sud- North Side Square, Butler, Mo. | den suspicion. Diseases of women and children “You haven’t come to write us up—I a specialty. believe that is the expression—like that American girl did to some one a few years ago?” “No, I have not. I do not approve of American methods. I have been to see & doctor, and he says I want a course of hard physical work to—to divert my attention from a worry I’ve had. Now, as I cannot afford to take a holiday any other way, I propose to take it as a DR: |. M. CHRISTY, ‘Diseases of women and Children a Specialty Offiee The Over Butler Oash Depart- » ment Store, Butler, Mo, OMfce Telephone 20. House Telephonel0, B. F. JETER, preset Attorney at Law and Justice, “I don’t think the cure will be a long Offec over H. H. Nichols, one,” murmured Mrs. Patterne, gazing at Cynthia with tired eyes. “Give it up and go back to your friends.” Cynthia, rising to her magnificent East side equare, Butler, Mo. DR, J. T, HULL Ea . DENTIST. “My dear, you'll do,” she sald. “Sup- pose we strike a bargain. You can call me ‘Cynthia’ when we're by ourselves, When the Reverend John pervades the premises I am plain Maria.” “But T'ean’t call you ‘plain Maris.” It - |isn’t usual.” ‘|. “Very well, then. Only don't be | Remark-able! “Quite a re-mark-able dinner to-night My appetite seems to be improving as well as yours,” he con- fided to his wife one evening as they sat in the drawing-room, which, somehow, | looked as if it hadasoul toit. ‘That re- minds me, I’m thirsty. I'll just ring for a glass of water.” “Please don’t. Cyn—Maria’s busy.” “Isn't it a—a little unusual for a serv- ant to be busy when her master wants a glass of water?” “This is a unusual servant,” suggested Mrs, Patterne. “I promised her that she should have two hours to herself every evening.” “You promised! Most thoughtless and selfish of her,” said Rev. John, in- dignantly, “You know you are not well just now, I will admonish her and point out that sin of selfishness which doth beset us all.” Before Mrs, Patterne could restrain him he had entered the kitchen. “Maria,” said he, firmly, “be good enough to bring me a glass of water.” “Oh, go away and don't bother,” said Cynthia, “Con’t you see I'm busy?” “T want a glass of water,” he persisted with dull obstinacy. “Then get it!” Cynthia put a fresh sheet. of paper into the typewriter and went‘on with her work, oblivious of his presence, Rev. John withdrew, “She is so kind to you that I thought —I thought it best to—to temporize,” Le explained to his wife, who was indig- nant with him. “She—she is a mys- tery.” “A heaven-sent one,” declared the lit- tle wife, wearily. John, dear, I’m so tired and—frightened.” With the coming of the baby Cynthir redoubled her exertions. She seemed to know all about it, and, as the nurse said, the baby “took to her.” This nurse was an opulent-looking, Mrs, Gamp-like sort of person, whose prevailing charac- teristics were a red nose and a smell of peppermint. Three weeks after the birth of the baby Cynthia ordered her out of the house, for she had discovered Mrs, Patterne crying herself into hysterics, “I—I'm afraid of her,” sobbed the poor little woman, “I’m sure she gives baby things to make him sleep.” “Well, I'll give him things to make him sleep,” said the undaunted Cynthia, “Wholesome things.” The next afternoon she found Mrs. Patterne almost angry wiwth her hus- band, “Because you do such a lot he doesn’t realize how overworked you are,” she said, crossly. “Overworked! Not a bit of it, Feel my biceps, What is the trouble? Can't I put it right?” “I don’t like to impose upon you.” Cynthia began to play with the baby. “Out with it. What is it?” “J-john has invited a man to dine and stay the night.” “Well, why shouldn’t J-john?” “As if you hadn’t such a lot to do!” “Don't mind in the least. One more man doesn't make much difference. If it were a woman she would be much more critical.” “I hate to imj-3e on your good na- ture.” “That's all rigit. What shall I get for dinner? And who is the man?” “Panion, a young army man who used to read with John. He went out to South Africa and has only jus; landed, John is so fond of him thai he wired to him directly he heard the steamer was in.” “Quite right, too,” said Cynthia, flugh- ing a little. ‘I haven’t had time to see to-day’s paper. I'll have a look at it.” She went downstairs and picked up the paper. Yes, “Parkworth, Pepper- ton, Panton.” She gave a little gasp, pulled herself together and flew upstairs to get his room ready. “Stay a week—a month—a year, til! you get over that wound,” said Rev. John, with more animativa chan Cyn. heard him show. cai.e a: other voice, sad, thin, hollo.. “Thanks, old man, but I must be off in the morning to look for some one who—” “Milly,” said Rev. John, “here’s the boy at last. Panton, you've never met my wife and—and the baby.” “I'll fetch him,” said the proud young mother, tripping gayly away. She found Cynthia in the dining-room, hand to heart, straining her ears for the sound of Panton’s voice. “Is that—is that the-one?” Mrs. Pat- terne faltered. “Ye-es,” “Isn’t your proper place in the kitch- en?” asked Mrs, Patterne, icily, and Cynthia, crushed for once, indignantly swept by the ungrateful woman for whom she had done so much. She flung herself, heartbroken, into a chair. And after all their silly misun- derstandings they might have come to- gether again! The pityofit!, ° Suddenly she heard Mrs. Patterne’s voice. “This way, Capt. Panton, this way. You'll be astonished when you see—” The door opened and— “Cynthia!” “Dick!” They were in one another’s arms. “I'll bring the baby—presently,” saig Mrs. Patterne, ‘hastily shutting the kitchen door from the outside. Pygmy Marriages. , Some hitherto unpublished facts SPORTS AND ATHLETICS What Water Will Do. From the New York Tribune. Dr. R.A. Torry, the evangelist, ‘vas condemning drunkness in Phila Jelphia. “For my part,” he said, “I wish all the whisky dealers were like a certain Western one, a bard-headed old Scot, whogrew richin the trade. Another national bowling congress has been concluded, and the pin knights, gathered at Louisville from all over the United Fates, have regain ret to toeir hemes A Chiago| “After he had grown rich the old = m : “ a man built himeelf a fine house alime anced the team chimopiiaahty, the |e mansion on the bill, with a park around it, with conservatories, | stables and outbuildings—in a word, 8 palace. “One day the old Scot rode in the omnibus past his fine house. A tem score of the Cen- tury No 1 five of 2,794 winning the first prize of $450, This gives Chicago ~ five out of six R.H.BRYS(. ¢ h amp ionships, | Perance man pointed up at thegrand Honors in tie doubles were gathered | edifice and said, with a sneer; in by the tw> litte Philadelphia roll-] “ ‘It was the whisky thas built ers. Hamilton and Hussey, with 1,268, that, wasn’s it?’ the best thtal ever made in tournament : mae it play. From a field of over 850 players “ ‘Na, na, mon; the water,’ the Frank Favour of Oshkosh, Wis., won |Scot answered.” the individual championship with a to- aliihaicaniennediaiiaaebiaailbae tal of 669 pins, the highest figure yet recorded with the 16-pound bail. Inj In Judge Brumback’s court yester making this record Favour used a three-fingered bal! slightly loaded on one side, producing a big curve, On his spares he used an ordinary ball, Favour, who is a player of good phy- sique, won the high grand average in the Wisconsin state championship, in which he made an average of 206 for nine games. With a total entry list of less than 20 per cent, in the present tournament Chicago men landed al- most 30 per cent, of the cash prizes, day a juror asked to be excused be- vnuse he had a lame back “What's the matter with your bach?” asked the judge. *L wos Inthearmy and was shot in the back” he answered At thia everybody laughed, but the judge and he smiled, “O, I might as well own up judge, I was making my get-away whea | was shot.” “You are excused” said the judge. their totals being $2,490 in the fives, $9,000 in the doubles and $881.75 in the individuals, Their best work was ac- Horrifying Beyond Belief. Washington, June 4 —Horrliying revelation almost beoynd belief are made in the special report of condt- tions in the Chicago packing houses prepared by Commissioner of Labor Neil and James B. Reynolds, New York, and made public by President Roosevelt to-day. The president characterizes the conditions found by the investigators as “revolting” and urges immediate drastic legislation in the interests of health and decency. The report fs far from appetizing. Some of the statements are actually. sickening and unprintable. The Circus Seats Collapsed. Sedalla, Mo., June 7.—A section of seats tu the stadium of the Parker Amusement company, which {s fur- nishing the attractions for the Eagles’ carnival, fell latelast night, tajuring a score or more of persons. Miss Maude Mann, a telephone operator, was the most seriously injured. Among the others Injured was Henry Willis, fire chief. —_——e Upin Mound township the other day Finley Timmons sold a pair of mules for $325, and George Miller went him some better by getting $375 for a pair. Good mules are bringing fancy prices. complished in the fives, however. Phil- adelphia was second in the nding, with $1,268, while New York cashed with all four of {ts teams, Peoria’s wonderful showing was $605. St. Louis will be the seene of the next national meet of the bowlers, Efforts of the easterners to have Philadelphia chosen MISSOURI STATE B BANK, BUTLER, MISSOURI. iw Shox failed, and the plan of having the Capital $55,000.00 e tournament alternate between east and Surplus Fund and Profite 12,7028 aa g west was sidetracked. With St. Louis’ selection the Chicago delegates man- Receives deposits and always has money to loan, 25 years i aged to elect Robert H. Bryson of In- successful experience, dianapolis the national president. Bry- —DIRECTORS:— son was formerly secretary of the or- : Dr, T, 0, Boulware, J. R, Jenkine ‘rank M, Vorie. 4 ganization. The congress — ; be John Deerwester ' A, B, Owen,’ Wn. £, Walton mariah hie) from Cube, MSEIOG: Bu Dr. J, M. Christy = G, R, Radford, Max Weiner Canada. O, H. Dutcher B, P, Powel: Ww B Tyler a Eastern bowlers are trying to form Sam Levy ‘ a an organization to rival the present ‘ sil ‘ ris national organization. At a session of WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS. } , S bowlers from Philadelphia, Newark, Wa. E. WauTon, President. Buffalo, New York and Brooklyn, held Dr. T. C. Boutware, Vice-Pres. in Brooklyn the other day, it was de- cided to appoint a committee composed of three members from each of the cities represented, and to invite all cities to appoint committees of three Corbiy Gararp, Clerk aud Bookkeeper. nanan nnnannnmnnnnonnnnnnaned J. R. JEnKrNs, Cashier. Westey Denton, Ase’t Cashier, lh 24s members, to be represented at a meet- ing to be held in New York April 19 to form the new organization, The world's champion wrestler, George Hackensclmidt, better known as the “Russian Lion,” and Ahmed Madrali, the “Ter- rible Turk,” have been matched in London to wrestle for the world’s championship. The most interesting’ news in connec- tion with the match is the won- derful set of rules that have been ar- ranged for the event. Fifteen rues have been framed and they are more suitable for a dog fight in this country than a catch-as- eatch-can wrestling bout for the best three falls in five. Biting, scratching and pulling each other’s ears are stip- ulated as being barred, and other spe- cifications are drawn up in a style that must be truly English. Obstacles stood in the way of a match so long that they seemed unsurmountable, as the Turk wanted to take any kind of @ hold he could get, but a satisfactory arrangement has finally been arrived at. In bouts for the championship, the stipulations in the articles of agreement are generally such as to de- fine positively what the contestants may do. Were it not for that, there would be nothing left for the referee but to permit everything to go—stran- gle, hammerlock, neck wrenching ani the whole category of muscle-wreck- ing practices. Thus, as a general rule, exhibitions for the title are reasonably clean. Ordinarily, the terrific and dan- gerous holds possible in wrestling are not employed in ordinary matches. In fact, one of these, the strangle, is al- most always barred. Another, the ham- merlock, is frequently ruled out in the articles of agreement. But many of the matches which are wrestled, practi- cally in private, for big side stakes, and with only the backers and officials in attendance, are affairs of agonizing brutality, and frequently result in re- markable exhibitions of endurance and fortitude. and, too frequently, of mishaps in the way of breaks and sprains. year if desired, HACKENSCHMIDT TIME DEPOSITS. Wm. E. Walton, Pres. Fank Allen, Seo W, D. Yates Abstractor, | | Capital $50,000, as stood The Grove’s. Tasteless Chill Tonic. 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